@@rebelfriend1818 He wasn't - she only escaped because he lied to the parole officer. Picture this: You've been doing time for - well, quite some time. You've been on your best behaviour. You meet a seemingly nice person who becomes your partner. They treat you well, bring you things. You discover you're up for parole. With your great behaviour, your remorse for whatever you did, and a great character reference from the aforementioned partner, you're sure you'll be getting out. Then, with no explanation why, you don't get parole. You don't know that the aforementioned partner was a two-faced git. You can't understand it. You're devastated. You've been behaving well all this time, got what you thought was a great character references, only for it to mean zilch. You wouldn't consider breaking out then?
Everybody loves George. When I first started watching,I liked Kramer more but then George grew on me,he is a fantastic character and I believe he is the actual lead. Most stories revolve around him,the best episodes revolve around him and he is the best actor among all 4 greats.
@@giraffesareselfish9563 there's to*, too*, and two* but what he should've used was too* because it's the correct too* to use. See what I did there? I'll give another example; "There are way too many people getting half days at work." Get it?
@@arielbanks5557 where should he have used "too" from what I see his is using it correctly all 3 times in his sentence. "To Celebrate" , " to prison", and "too much". Which of those are incorrect?
No the convict status had nothing to do with it. It was just the fact she was locked up and he could avoid having a normal relationship. Don't you get it none of these characters wanted to settle down. They all made excuses to get out of any relationship or date that was leading to something serious.
@@Kigoz4Life You feel proud of yourself calling people names (in a non-sequitur manner) under the cover of an anonymous message board? Let me guess, you took your mother to the prom.
@@Kigoz4Life at the time you wrote this reply the original comment was 5 months old so you replied to a 5 month old comment, what does that say about you?
Yeah but George is without a doubt the most morally depraved. He was happy to see his fiance die in the stamp licking poisoning and then this. He ruined her life.
Kramer almost killed a whale while golfing.. and caused a huge traffic jam and car wrecks by painting over highway lane lines. Elaine tried to seduce the nbc guy and helped george get back at his boss.
This was one of the best written episodes of Seinfeld. Jerry and Kramer with the rooster and bounced checks Elain with the bald boyfriend And the boyfriend getting mistaken for George was a twist that only the genius of this show can justify.
I suppose any woman that has been in prison for a long time and not had the luxury of experiencing the comfort of being in a man’s arms would find George attractive and settle.
I haven’t seen this episode, but just watching the scene at 3:27 I audibly said “Oh no.” when the warden mentioned George’s reference would be a deciding factor to parole.
This episode was during a run of insanely great episodes. Ridiculous, stupid funny. True, the show would not have existed but for Larry David, and his influence was surely there even after he left. But things went to another level after he did. For some, it jumped the shark. For most of us, though, it was just unleashed, manic, crazy fun. Loved the last two seasons.
I think Jerry always had a major impact for all 9 seasons, with or without Larry David, he was the main glue of the show even in story and dialogue writing, after all the show was named after him
@@leobrussel9471 yeah true, both Larry and Jerry knew each other for 15 years prior to Seinfeld. So Jerry probably learned of Larry's Personality, also Jerry himself is obviously really funny
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"It's over, Jerry. She's getting out."
LOL sentence perfectly delivered
Oh I'm so sorry
TALKING...
Not really....she broke out of jail
@@RP-mp4ow When you're being contrarian, make sure you absolutely know what you're talking about.
@@kewGarden its a pun on "sentence perfectly delivered" dumdum
“Plans…schemes…”
Gets me every time 😂😂😂
Can't believe the board believed any of that. Or maybe they just found her selling those cigarettes George brought her.
Shows exactly why he - along with the others - deserved their sentence at the end of the series
@@kpopfan674 given that she escaped prison i think he was right about her though
@@rebelfriend1818 He wasn't - she only escaped because he lied to the parole officer. Picture this: You've been doing time for - well, quite some time. You've been on your best behaviour. You meet a seemingly nice person who becomes your partner. They treat you well, bring you things. You discover you're up for parole. With your great behaviour, your remorse for whatever you did, and a great character reference from the aforementioned partner, you're sure you'll be getting out.
Then, with no explanation why, you don't get parole. You don't know that the aforementioned partner was a two-faced git. You can't understand it. You're devastated. You've been behaving well all this time, got what you thought was a great character references, only for it to mean zilch. You wouldn't consider breaking out then?
Best line of the episode. Always makes me laugh.
Jason was the best actor in the show. His timing and mannerisms are brilliant.
There's a reason why Kramer was the Fonz of Seinfeld.
Agreed! To me, he was and will always be the funniest character on the show.
He’s great in everything. Coneheads, Shallow Hal, E/R, Star Trek, Malcolm in the Middle, Monk, Everybody hate Chris, and the Cleveland Show.
@@kishascape Duckman!
And yet in real life….quite the dud. Disappointing.
"Save it..we know you're bald, we know it's you" lmao
Cop 1: Sorry to bother you Mr. Costanza
Cop 2: You're under arrest Mr. Costanza
O_o
What makes 0 sense is when booking him, they would have had to ID him and they would have realized they had the wrong guy.
No need to id. They know costanza is bald.
Probably gave him life in prison. Justified.
Yeah, George is bald. This guy is bald. This guy is George.
Just check his ID
"I'm not George Costanza!"
"Save it, we know you're bald."
XD quite some accusations. We know it's you 😂
Best line delivered by an extra
The ineptitude of the police on this show never ceases to amaze me.
I love how the detective saying this looks exactly like George with hair. 😂
George, the only bald guy in NY…
"I brought you some cigarettes, buy something nice!" 😂
Lmfao 😀🤣😂, that killed me.
It killed you ?
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Where's the lighter?
Chin punch
"What about the yard. When do they have the gang fights?". I love George.
Save it. We know you're bald.
Halfway through this, George was really selling me on this being a good idea.
😂
It is actually a good idea just find an attractive one in for white collar crimes...not ones in for violent crimes.
@@neyenice yes but the more violent, the less chance they have of getting out
@@doct0rnic Big brain
Dude, you just killed me! 🤣🤣🙃🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🙃🤣🙃
"Dinner, movies... (holding forehead) talking..." So funny.
So true!
@@genki2genki Low IQ people: "Haha George is so broken and terrible. It's funny!"
High IQ people: "George really is a modern day philosopher."
Love how the warden or 'Betsy' is appalled to George's questions 😆
And then he tries to call her "warden" and she insists on "Betsy." What a great episode.
because like she said it's a "minimum security" prison
@@eleven57icare And all this time, I thought her name was Mrs. Landingham.
Writing in that show was just on another level.
George saying “ Plans, Schemes “, funniest 2 words ever!.
Facts 💯
@@jumahbrady670 She's hatching something.
She's a wonderful girl, very crafty.
Is there a more diabolic figure in television history than George? I wonder what type of parents raised such a character.
Frank and Estelle Constanza
There’s plenty of episodes showing it.
@@presidentskroob was grandma a boosamy woman?
“Stop crying and fight your father!!!”
The feets of strength 😂😂
@@KentuckyWaterfall13 Have you seen the pole Kuger,?
"Dinners, movies... talking", 😂. The more I've watched clips of this show the more I love it.
George throwing hints to the administrator that they shouldn't parole her is classic lol
Alexander's acting is beyond perfect.
"Thanks Warden!"
"Betsy."
Betsy....what kind of name is that for a warden?
"Save it! We know you're bald"
Such professionalism! 😆
George made this show. He's the funniest actor and my favorite character on the show.
Mine too if my life was a made into a movie. I want him to play me
LOL, no, The funniest is Newman!
“Vandalay! Vandalay industries! Vandalay!!!”
Everybody loves George. When I first started watching,I liked Kramer more but then George grew on me,he is a fantastic character and I believe he is the actual lead. Most stories revolve around him,the best episodes revolve around him and he is the best actor among all 4 greats.
The best way to celebrate valentine's day is seeing George send his girlfriend back to prison because having her free is too much work
I sleep in a big bed with my wife.
Too*
@@arielbanks5557 Wrong.
@@giraffesareselfish9563 there's to*, too*, and two* but what he should've used was too* because it's the correct too* to use. See what I did there? I'll give another example; "There are way too many people getting half days at work." Get it?
@@arielbanks5557 where should he have used "too" from what I see his is using it correctly all 3 times in his sentence. "To Celebrate" , " to prison", and "too much". Which of those are incorrect?
Typical Georgie 😂 He managed to get involved with a beautiful woman and instead of caring about that he is worried she's gonna lose her convict status
That's our Georgie. And we wouldn't have it any other way. One of the greatest character in T.V. history.
No the convict status had nothing to do with it. It was just the fact she was locked up and he could avoid having a normal relationship. Don't you get it none of these characters wanted to settle down. They all made excuses to get out of any relationship or date that was leading to something serious.
@@Aaron_Heininger Bruh you're real perceptive since you said exactly what I implied 🔥
And maybe wasn’t too worried about her personality either…
@@willisverynice no way, it's the insecurity part, u have to know the character
- so, you're the head of the Foundation?
- well, lets just say it wouldn't exist without me
Such and underrated dialogue 😆
"For me, sick is the only way to go."
Sadly true for me.
lol me too, is it really sad? embrace who you are, makes life more interesting anyway! some people were never meant to do things normally :)
George was an awesome character. This is one of his best plots.
"Don't jinx it." One of the greatest George lines.
@@Kigoz4Life You feel proud of yourself calling people names (in a non-sequitur manner) under the cover of an anonymous message board? Let me guess, you took your mother to the prom.
@@Kigoz4Life that doesn’t make him a psycho.
@@Kigoz4Life at the time you wrote this reply the original comment was 5 months old so you replied to a 5 month old comment, what does that say about you?
His delivery was spot on!!!!
@@keithbannister9271 Absolutely was and it is was what made it dunny.
When she said, I'll be waiting here for you and he said..Of course you will..🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Dinners, movies...TALKING!" Classic George!
“Locked up for two years, she wants to make up for lost time. Dinners, movies, talking.” 🤣
‘Oh my god. The break out pop in!’ Still imo one of the best Seinfeld lines in the entire show.
"I remember you wouldn't date that girl because you did not want to drive over the bridge." This actually sounds like me.
I had to Google Map it (having only been to New York briefly once) and felt like this was completely reasonable.
What is he from the Newman show
2:21 most genuine studio laughs ever 🤣
What a despicable human George really is😂😂😂😂
They all are in their fashion.
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
The real Gru
Yeah but George is without a doubt the most morally depraved. He was happy to see his fiance die in the stamp licking poisoning and then this. He ruined her life.
He is most people
“Oh my GOD! The breakout-pop-in!”
The funny show is funny
Classic
"Does she have any plans?"
_"Plans... schemes..."_
I love how the primary cast are just such horrible human beings… a bit of each of them lives in each of us.
Jerry drugged his girlfriend. George screwed over the convict and delighted at his fiances death. What did Kramer and Elaine do?
Kramer almost killed a whale while golfing.. and caused a huge traffic jam and car wrecks by painting over highway lane lines. Elaine tried to seduce the nbc guy and helped george get back at his boss.
@@GizmoMaltese elaine buzzed up a jewel thief.
Kramer let Darren take the fall for his crime and go to prison...
Also, a false alarm went off and George pushed all the kids aside to escape first....lol lol
George is somebody you felt sorry for, despised, loved, and laughed at all at the same time
Well stated
George! No one else makes totally self-absorbed quite so funny & appealing! Ah! Human nature!
Self absorption is George’s primary defining characteristic.
Dennis in It’s Always Sunny comes close
THIS. IS. THE. BEST. SHOW. EVER!!
Grew up watching Seinfeld I’m 40 now still has me 😂
Facts 💯
"Does she have any plans after she's released?"
"Plans... schemes..."
Very smart... Very crafty... Plans... Schemes 😂😂😂😂
"Don't jinx it.", "Of course you will.", and "Cunning" are the best Jerry, the best.
I’m not George Costanza. Save it. We know you’re bald. We know it’s you.
Sounds like a regular cop assumption.
Bald Lives Matter
Profiling
For all the hair he loses, George gets it back with these hairy situations.
Lol. Good one!
This is a top five Seinfeld episode. All storylines are very funny and blend together great.
It's always good to have someone always "there" for you 😄
"Conjugal visits?"
"Don't jinx it." LOL
I love how disappointed George is that women in the prison aren't having cat fights
This prison stinks lol
I love the actual laughter in the audience when george says something outrageous lol u cant fake that laughter
Larry David said that a lot of the laughs for George had to be edited or deleted because they were so loud and long that they interferes with the show
George always makes me laugh 😃
the things he comes up with...
"Im sure if you two were meant to be together the cops will pick her up for somethin'"
“Save it. We know you’re bald. We know it’s you.”
This was one of the best written episodes of Seinfeld.
Jerry and Kramer with the rooster and bounced checks
Elain with the bald boyfriend
And the boyfriend getting mistaken for George was a twist that only the genius of this show can justify.
2:04 of course you will 😂😂
We know you're bald, we know its you 🤣 best line ever
She is still wearing her jail cloth at George's apartment 🤣🤣🤣
This has to be one of the best concepts for a show ever. Sooo good!
Just one of many examples of why George was my favorite lol
They cut the end of the joke where Jerry says “I’ve got a cockfight to run.” It would have been seamless.
Its funny to see George dating a convict. 😂
That is so cool!
The funny show is funny
she's hot there is no way he would get a woman like that who isn't a convict unless he was like rich, tall and oozing with confidence.
Yeah, it's like they wrote a whole episode just for that purpose
omg...how smart are u...did u come up with that comment on ur own ? 😂
I think we all can see a little bit of George in ourselves.
I suppose any woman that has been in prison for a long time and not had the luxury of experiencing the comfort of being in a man’s arms would find George attractive and settle.
Dam, that's desperation
Stopp
George is getting upset!
Is two years a long time??
"Save it, we know you're bald" LMAO
Gotta love George 2 years of making up that no good love it
'relatively' no competition lol this show was so funny.
Thanks, I don't laugh much these days, it's great to really laugh, I forgot how funny this show is, I appreciate the effort.😁
Dinners, movies, talking 🤦♂️
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
It was painful for him to say the word talking.
@@joemckim1183 VERY painful! 🤣
“We know you’re bald.”
Holy crap!!🤣
This show was so incredibly funny and creative!!
“The breakout, pop-in!”
I love how the cops arrested the wrong guy and never went after George even after they knew they had the wrong guy.
This clip alone explains the last episode well
I love how upset George was that the prison had ethics lol
This is actually brilliant lol i love this idea.
It's brilliant until you see the weight, dental hygiene, and general worthiness of women in prison.
"The breakout pop-in!"😂😂😂
Dramatic acting from George's was the best.
Talking... @2:59 lol. Poor George 🤣
This story is brilliant lmao it reminds me of peak Simpsons where it's just knockout after knockout of great jokes!
The Breakout Pop-in....classic Seinfeld.
“You’re in jail? That’s so cool!”
… “Don’t jinx it!” George is so giddy about his new relationship.
-You asked her out?
-Well, not out. She is in prison.
😂😂😂
2:05 -Of course you will.😂
Jason has the best timing ever.
One of my favourite episodes❤️
Nobody on this planet can replace Michael Richards in that role of Cosmo. Hes gold.
Maybe Jason Alexander's greatest Seinfeld performance!
Shrinkage.
I think the one where he pretends to be a bad boy to date Elaine's co-worker is his best one. But Jason is amazing in just about every episode.
@@halomaster9640 The Sea was angry that day, my friends 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@halomaster9640 I was in the pool, I was in the pool!!!
@@halomaster9640 Haha, totally.
I haven’t seen this episode, but just watching the scene at 3:27 I audibly said “Oh no.” when the warden mentioned George’s reference would be a deciding factor to parole.
This episode was during a run of insanely great episodes. Ridiculous, stupid funny.
True, the show would not have existed but for Larry David, and his influence was surely there even after he left. But things went to another level after he did. For some, it jumped the shark. For most of us, though, it was just unleashed, manic, crazy fun. Loved the last two seasons.
I didn’t know he left the show. I liked it better after he left. I agree with you, the last few seasons were the funniest.
Yep I agree. The later years are much better in my opinion.
I think Jerry always had a major impact for all 9 seasons, with or without Larry David, he was the main glue of the show even in story and dialogue writing, after all the show was named after him
@@Deira854 That's true, but you can see Larry's humorous misanthropy infused throughout.
@@leobrussel9471 yeah true, both Larry and Jerry knew each other for 15 years prior to Seinfeld. So Jerry probably learned of Larry's Personality, also Jerry himself is obviously really funny
"You asked her out?"
"Well... not out. She's in prison."😄
These clips are so funny, Seinfeld is the best.
the breakout pop-in!
This is so messed up. I love it.
“The break out pop in!”
- I'll be waiting you right here
- Of course you will
😆
Throws her right under the bus! LMAO! 😂
"Oh my God, the break-out pop-in" 😂😂😂
This is one of the FUNNIEST clips ever 😂
George is the best character who has humor in the world.Sometimes he seems a pubert.
Georges wee laugh just before he realises hes a way out...
The breakout pop in is amongst the king of pop ins.
are you the head of the foundation?
well lets just say it wouldn't exist without me
classic George
The 1 time being BALD helped George's relationship with a woman!!!
It certainly helped him not get arrested xD
@@lostskull7467 Yep, and in the process helped him OUT of the relationship with The Pop-Up, Pop-In Convict.
One of THE GREATEST episodes!