George Dates His Cousin | The Junk Mail | Seinfeld
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- And she's into it.
From Seinfeld Season 9 Episode 5 'The Junk Mail': Kramer's efforts to stop junk mail jeopardizes Newman; Jerry tries to avoid hurting an old friend's feelings, while George suspects his parents are avoiding him and Elaine falls for a TV commercial personality.
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Seinfeld stars Jerry Seinfeld as a stand-up comedian whose life in New York City is made even more chaotic by his quirky group of friends who join him in wrestling with life's most perplexing, yet often trivial questions. Often described as "a show about nothing," Seinfeld mines the humor in life's mundane situations like waiting in line, searching for a lost item, or the trials and tribulations of dating. Co-starring are Julia Louis-Dreyfus as Jerry's ex-girlfriend and current platonic pal, Elaine Benes; Jason Alexander as George Costanza, Jerry's neurotic hard-luck best friend; and Michael Richards as Jerry's eccentric neighbor, Kramer.
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Frank telling George that he loves him like a son is one of the funniest and most underrated lines.
But no one laughed.
We did.. the other laughter are laugh tracks anyways..
That and when he says “ my wife” instead of “your mother”
@@SometimesMonkeysDie 315 did in fact, and counting.
@@SometimesMonkeysDie 9
When she says “you wanna borrow money, right?” You can see George consider it for a second LMAO
I loved that!! She thought he was making a pass cuz he wanted to borrow money😂😂
Nice catch! Subtle details like that is what makes George a great character.
@@grammarofficerkrupke4398No it isn't.🙄
“We love you like a son.”
“What my wife is tryna say…”
Damn they treat George like a stranger 😂😂😂
And at the end he says “your mother” but only when talking about making love with her lol
@@LightsaberGoBrrrrrrNo, he said it in recently.
😂😂😂
“We love you like a son” Lol
The last scene...... everyone's shocked, but Georges cousin/girlfriend just takes another sip of her cooler all nonchalantly 🤣😂
"Move woman." Such a funny line by Frank.
" We love you like a son.." has to be the greatest line ever. 😂😂😂😂
Has me in tears everytime.
Followed by, “What my wife is trying to say,” making her dominant role clear 😂
It’s insane the levels of manipulation and humiliation George is willing to endure to get his way 😂
Estelle: "cHiNeSe FOOOWD" 0:13 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
thats not his mom but the chinese delivery boy.
@@r.rahman12 it is the mom pretending to be the Chinese man
😂🤣
Where there's Chinese food, there's leftovers.
@@r.rahman12 are you thick
'I knew it wasn't Berkowitz!' 🤣🤣
Absolutely genius level writers on this show!
I love how all George's plans always fall apart in the EXACT OPPOSITE way he thought they would go.
And that one time he did the opposite of everything he usually does, he ended up getting a job with the Yankees, and bag a hot blonde. 🤣
Aha - a reference to my all-time favorite episode! 🤣🤣
*Toby from The Office appears*
Michael Scott: “NOOOOOOOO!”
Just like the Roommate-Switch. "SHes INTO it!!!"
@@thelonewolf7443 mm
"Let's be bad, George." 😆
Nothing sexier than a Bad Girl
@@markdaniels7174 Truth.
Go for it....................
@@markdaniels7174 A "good girl" who is actually bad is much better
Hahaha 😂
Love the way she slurps her drink, brilliant
George always has to take it up a notch past "too far".
You wanna get nuts? Let’s get nuts!
“I will take you outside and show you what it’s like”.
There's another solarium?
@@talldarkknight Snoopy and Prickly Pete. Not to be confused with Slippery Pete.
@@giraffesareselfish9563Or Easy Pete.
Jerry Stiller is SERIOUSLY one of a kind
*Was
My Siamese twin cousin was two of a kind.
Estelle and Jerry were a great match in this comedy. Very talented actors. May God rest their souls.
reminds me of my grandparents, i hate how i took these times for granted, it hurts everyday
i could win the lotto and id still be sad
@@catchwreck928 You're not an exception. We all did that. That's life. We can't be wise when we're young. It's just the natural way of things.
@@lsd8497 Youth is wasted on the young.
@@HerecomestheCalavera Well said
I don't think Jerry is dead
Hoochie mama . Frank lines is epic 😂😂😂
Of al the times they used the hoochie mama line, this one is by far my favorite.
If this vans a rockin
@@Kruppt808 Seinfeld's van, Seinfeld's van
How did he get son of Sam out of that?
First time I ever scene George’s parents actually like each other.
Finally uniting in her frustration towards their son😂
TBH a lot of older couples live to bicker. 🤷♂️
“George is getting suspicious!” 🤣
“She is leaving me dirty messages on my answering machine.” LOMAO!😂😂😂 How cool they both are!
The break ups the firings and every Sunday with the calls😂
What every parent actually does want from their boy.
@@TheFrenchPug Any normal parent would want that, but the Costanzas aren't normal parents, lol.😁
Only George could do that : date with his cousin just to piss off his parents. Spite date ! Spite never sleeps !
I could have a one night stand with Risa. She's doable
It's a pretty creative idea tbh.
And many of us had thought at least once in our life, cousin so an so, pretty cute.
@@Kruppt808 So true!!!
Yeah he’s really willing to go there jus to get his parents riled up and focused on him again😂
i remember watching this one when it aired, when George thinks hes saying "Son Of Sam" its one of the hardest laughs ive ever had in my life.
Seinfeld van, Seinfeld van?
@@Kruppt808 Fragile Frankie Merman
George’s reaction was hysterical to that I think he’s saying son oof Sam OMG😂😂
That van's a rockin', don't go uh knockin🤣🤣
Oh my god!!!
You gotta sell the van...
1:57 "it is....just not ready yet
Oh that's kinda sweet
Ah shut up jerry"
HILARIOUS
Why did Kramer have to park the van in the woods?
Isn't that obvious there's no parking meters out here lol
Frank: “I’m sorry George were cutting you loose.”
George: “You’re cutting me loose?!”
Frank: “Now if youll excuse me, I’m gonna make love to your mother.”
Lmao 😂
@Natural Creature I knew it wasn't Berkowitz!
"I THINK HE'S SAYING SON OF SAM!"😂
Did you see the way her head turned?🤣🤣🤣
"move, woman!" is also funny :)
@@alfa-psi That's how you can tell how old the writer is. Kids can't spell, nor speak so they can be understood.
The leftover bit is spot on.
Absolutely 😂
“They don’t wanna see me anymore!”
“But this is what you’ve always wanted”
“I kno…..but I’m not ready”
“Aw that’s kinda sweet”😅😅
Ah shut up!
“Ah Shut Up!”
"Seinfeld's van! Seinfeld's van!"
"I think he sayin' Son of Sam! Oh my god! I knew it wasn't Berkowitz!".
"We love you like a son."
Jerrys "mother of god" line is perfect
😂
All hits no misses
I love that she hits the bottle to seal the scene.
Yes sir
My 14 year old asked why we watch this old show and what it's about
I told her it doesn't matter what its about. It's about laughter. That's its sole purpose. To make us laugh. And that's why it's great
1:51 george is definitely giving that "parents are still doing it?" look
Funny
Estelle Costanza pretending to be Chinese Food Delivery Driver in background 😂😂😂
"George, we've HAD it with you' HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
If you notice at the 0:23 mark you can see diamond shaped things on the outside wall of the apartment. Those are structural elements that are installed in old buildings if the walls are bowing out, which can happen over time. They are metal plates with rods that go into each floor of the building holding the walls in.
I love an obscure fact much more than the next guy. Thank you.😇
I watch all episodes like a 1000 times but missed the son of Sam reference untill now. Ah how I love this show. Always a new little golden detail to catch.
I think he's saying son of Sam! I knew it wasn't Berkowitz!
Only George can still lose dramatically even when he gets things that he wants
I knew it wasn't Berkowitz 😂😂😂😂
I feel like we should have had another episode or two with cousin Rhisa. She stole every scene she was in.
She seems like my kind of woman
I agree. She was brilliant. Just brilliant. "You want money, right?"
She's kinda like Gail the Snail. She's mashing it.
Agreed
@@Rubyofthedeadhaha good point 😂
Remember my cousin Risa? I'm gonna date her.
Mother of God.
Isn't Risa a Star Trek planet?
Also, she is way out of his league.
@@thiagodeandrade7081 how so?
"You must be George's cousin."
"Girlfriend."
🤘😄
@@tomhanson4153 she is pretty attractive so is george but just different directions, if ya know what I mean
"mother of God" was used in the show at least one more time, maybe two. Great phrase!
So many great things going on in this episode; George's cousin, George's parents, Fragile Frankie Merman, the van, Kramer canceling his mail, the bucket, Postal Employee Newman....it's a buffet of fun
Don't forget the Diabeetus General.
@@Rubyofthedead His job is to by God get things done!
And the wiz!
Tis was
Lets be bad George lets be really bad😂
“That van’s a rocking”
“Don’t going knocking!”
Lmao George and his parents just have the wackiest relationship I have ever seen 😂
When Keepin' It In The Family Goes Wrong
Looks like that van's a-rockin'!
Don't go a-knockin'!
estelle: chinese food at 0:13 lol
I didn't know that was her until I read on here, lol omg i keep playing it over and over now
Lets be bad George 😂😂😂
You know, there really is no such thing as junk mail. It takes just as much manpower to deliver. Sure, everyone gets excited when they receive gifts or cards, but...
NEWMAN!!
True. And it takes even more manpower to deliver packages that weigh over 35 lbs (trust me, those packages are HEAVY).
Just crease, crumple, cram, you'll do fine.
@IsaPodrasky I don't recall Newman saying that, must be a deleted scene
Human...it's human to be moved by fragrance...My God...that's my favourite bit from the episode...Newman and Kramer could easily have had a spin off and that would've been a hit no doubt
“Merlot? I’ve never heard of it, did they just invent it?”
Nobody on this planet can replace Michael Richards in that role of Cosmo. Hes gold.
He was Cosmo.......................played that part brilliant.
Yeah, he was real great in this clip, wasn't he?
Nobody is right!
@@Eidlones Right? This comment is obviously just copied and pasted on every single Seinfeld video just for likes, even if it's completely irrelevant, and the sad thing is that morons will still "like" it.
Best parents in television history!! Double exclamation point
George is sick!😂 He dates his cousin hoping she'll tell his parents, who will refocus their attention back on George.😂..lol...that's a sick thing. George is dead funny. My favourite show.
The ironic thing is that even if George's plan had worked and his parents started paying attention to him again, you know he'd be complaining about them smothering him in no time.
Yea hold on, I’m just tryna get a reading on my dashboard compass 😂
"Who's this..???" Lol 😆
Jerry Stiller's is so funny !!
"Move woman"
Always sunny really did take so many characters and story lines from this show.
George cousin Rhisa --actress Laurie Taylor-Williams was very good 😂🤣😇
Sorry George our Chinese food just came
Talk to you later..,😂😂😂
shit, his cousin ain't too bad lookin, LOL
I’m into her. Nothing sexier than a girl who likes being “bad.”
Yeah, just do it....................
"I'm just trying to get a reading on my dashboard compass" 😂
I’m just trying to get a reading on my dashboard compass
"She's into it!?!"
And she talked to the roommate and she's into the menage too....
Legendary show, its ridiculous!
George sitting in the dark waiting for his parents 😂😂
Should of been George's dream to be ditched by his parents lol
He wanted to ditch them, not the other way around :-P
When he got what he wanted he wasn't happy with it....😂😂😂
@@DruzenjeSplit-nn2um Let's be honest, even if George's plan had worked, he'd be bitching about them smothering him with their attention in no time at all.
estelle is about to have a heart attack at 1:10 lol
"I knew it wasnt Berkowitz " LOL
George is getting SUSPICIOUS!!!
The nocturnal dirt people. LOL
George had a hot cousin.
"Isn't it obvious, there are no parking meters out here" 😂
A wild Dana Gould sighting!
Amazing how George's family has such good hair
George doesn't even have hair 😅
"I knew it wasn't Berkowitz!"
George is getting suspicious!
Isn't it obvious? There's no parking meters.
Jerry said “ Mother of God “ when he knew George was up to something. lol!!!
Ross Geller must be jealous! lol
Denise Richards
Who could blame him? 😅
Absolutely, GREAT AND FUNNY!!!
“Knock knock”
-Chinese food 😂😂😂
Anyone else think Jerry, George, summer George and Resa would make a fun group?
The name is Fragile Frankie Merman, learn it, remember it!!!
Forget selling, we’re going on tour.
Hoochiemama!
The cousin looks and talks a lot like Susie Essman
Rhisa is one of my absolute favorites from Seinfeld.❤️ She was able to break down liar-George.
Lol, I love how there is no good reason for us to support George in this storyline. "Date his cousin to get his parents attention." Lol.
CHINESE FOOD!
"Whos this? " 😂
We cuttin u loose..
The wine cooler is the icing on the cake.
I don't know. This one is a little traumatizing.
Who wouldn't get sick of George anyway lol
Exactly
And every Sunday with the calls...
Of all the women George dated his cousin is probably the only woman that was in his league.
We're cutt'n yah loose LOL
A willing girl, a van in the woods, wine coolers? Cousin or not...
It didn't bother the Romans 😅