Batman DESTROYS the Justice League with FACTS and LOGIC but its animated
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Imagine a guy who can literally conjure anything in his mind and make it reality being stopped by the man in the yellow hat
Magic man could do a lot of damage in DC universe.
If he can conjure anything, how about a catapult big enough to lob cars at the man in the yellow hat?
@@Alverantunfortunately, most cars use yellow blinkers
Sometime he gets a little bit *TOO* curious
😂
The best thing about Superman saying Kryptonite is rare is that there’s literally a whole story in the comics where he and Batman try confiscating the worlds Kryptonite and they find out it’s not rare at all.
True. They found an island literally made of Kryptonite, but Superman doesn't just fold at the sight of it though like he does on TV and movies.
Are your sérious?
@@freeza4302 i mean prolonged exposure is the whole thing like it can pierce his skin and whatnot reason why a bullet made of it is a big problem cause he cant heal from that think radiation poisoning in a sense the bigger and more concentrated the worse its effects........its how i had it explained to me
Which comic is that?
I'm gonna be honest, this sounds like a plot that could fit in any era of DC.
I like how he just jumped on table and continue killing them with facts and logic
Batman on Wonder "Woman" though 💀
He really did kill every single one of them.
Dudes got a plan for everything, like having to kill his friends.
@@internetduck1114 yeah that's just brutal 😂
@@internetduck1114 Who?
oh you talking about supergirl?
Meanwhile Wonder Woman:
Weakness = being TIED UP
Well yeah, she was a slave~
Not in many versions, for what I heard.
@@kezia-lemonthorne2507she also doesn't have superpowers in some versions. Just a lasso, and durable braces.
@@Anty_Prazashe’s an Amazon in every version I’ve heard of where it’s Diana and that qualifies as having powers, otherwise Superman doesn’t have them he’s just a kryptonian.
@@chainsawboy2388 that Doesn't even make sense. Is now being born in a specific place considered a superpower?
I love the fact that one of wonder womans earliest weaknesses was being restrained/put down meaning batman insulting her would have temporarily turned her into a regular person
Plot twist: Batman was showing in real time WW's weakness
She can still be insulted to degrade her powers/strength a bit, as apparently doubting of herself is a weakness. So it's theoretically possible.
@@williamfalls Well, I don't think "She's a woman" would cause her to doubt herself.
@@nightmare3642 Probably not, but if he said something as simple as "You can't do this." it may instill enough self doubt in her to make the statement a fact.
@@nightmare3642 not an amazon, no, but if she were human she’d be crippled
"If your gonna stop a mugging and he's wearing all yellow..... What are YOU gonna do" that part got me good
It was the "Fuck you Bruce" after that got me. 🤣😂🤣😂
Aswr the pose and Bruce's face had me rolling lolol 😂😆
@Mich Lati u just upgraded the joke 20 times better
@Mich Lati i was thinking that too when i first heard it 💀
He cant manipulate yellow colored objects so indirectly do anything. Its a mugger wearing a Yellow jumpsuit. Does he need to do anything? Green Lantern handle intergalactic issues not petty larceny.
Batman cant handle a clowns.
The fact that wonder woman’s weakness is being tied up
by a man
Kinky
Only in the earliest iterations.
Based on the women I seem to attract, that was Batman's point.
I don't try to understand the women in my life. I just enjoy their company.
@@phoebusapollo8365 Green Lantern's weakness is the color yellow in early iterations too, it's fair game
“We don’t talk about the pink one…” bro that line got me☠️☠️
What does it do??.
Makes you gay
@@Ilovemusic4071 turns him Gay
@@Mj09867 ohhhhhh
@@Mj09867 The New version is my favorite. Turn Supman a woman😁
I love how Clark goes ‘wait are you serious’ as if he didn’t just get exposed by a damn rock
A rock and a colour isn’t the same thing dude
I mean at least the rock is radioactive so it’s understandable
Visible lights quite another thing
batman wasn't wrong woman are super emotional and we all know wonder woman acts before thinking. batman is the only one with multiple plans prep-time
Fight the guy who's only weakness is radio active space rock or fight the guy who's weakness is a No.2 pencil?
@@Ruben-to9yk superman is also weak to magic
The fact he acknowledges what he can and can’t do you have to give him a little respect
I think i may have actually contracted an STD.
"Yeah I may not be able to destroy a meteorite but at least I can stop muggers wearing all yellow"
@@gachabloxgirl3958 well he actually could with his plane
@@thephoenix4093 There’s also probably some bullshit out of this world plan he can make up to stop one as well
@@RobE01234 ummm what?
Not only does flash get slid on ice but deathstroke once tripped him into a dumpster
WHAT
When'd Deathstroke trip him into a dumpster? Lmao
@@polskamapping6116 Probably Identity Crisis but the story was stupid.
flash can literally run fast enough to fucking time travel but he got tripped by a normal non speedster assassin by extending his leg
@@aben1466 Deathstroke is definitely not normal. He has regeneration and can perceive events faster than a normal person he also is very strong.
"The purse snatcher I stopped the other day had like three of them"
**SHOWS IMAGE OF HIM HOLDING 4!!!**
"like" not "exactly"
@@robertross45 I know but I like to cater to the nitpicky people who were going to comment that first
@@PunnySnuck That's faire.
He took the 4th one
@@robertross45ohh you sly mothafucka!😂
I like your game brotha!
The fact that The Man with the Yellow Hat from Curious George can beat Green Lantern is honestly freaking hilarious
Heck his main adversary should be big bird from Sesame Street😂
At the very least he'll be able to escape from green lantern often.
@@meshachbrandon233 I can see it now:
"Big Bird curb stomps Green Lantern"
SpongeBob would join in on the festivities.
@@yunidai16 Spongebob doesn't need to be yellow to win that fight.
"You are a seasonal superhero."
Can't believe nobody is talking about that line 😂
It is a good line lol
All the times, i almost slipped on some random ice hidden under snow in winter, even when walking carefully. Just imagine running around in winter is painful, since I know how easy you can slip and fall, remembering certain childhood memories. But now increase it by like a million times in speed.... ouch.
"You can't destroy a superhero's entire career with one line."
Batman: watch me!
Maybe he can fight crime in Australia during winter?
That part always kills me 💀
Batman still manages to look intimidating when he's literally crawling and lying on the meeting table
he is an ceo of a big ass company bro
because he’s batman
I think he looks even more intimidating doing that.
The absolute flex when doing that is great.
Hahah
I love how Bruce felt the need to crawl and crouch on the table just to punctuate the "you're a seasonal superhero"
I'm honestly surprised that Batman conceded the point to Green Lantern there. Dude probably has half a dozen bat-themed toys he could use to stop a meteor
The bat-nuke
@@randomintrovertedspider7510The bat-virus (2019-2022) 😞😞😞
@@Tea12515 Pretty sure that is still on-going.
@@FeneFeline Our immunity system has evolved against it. It’s barely as dangerous as the Common Cold.
@@YaBoiDoc Who said anything about it being dangerous. I just mentioned its still on-going.
I like how Green Lantern's weakness is yellow but he's on a team where pretty much everyone has yellow on their costume.
"something could simply be turned yellow and the Lanterns' rings would have no effect on it whatsoever" which means he's not scared of the color he just can't use his powers on anything that is yellow but I'm pretty sure the weakness was tweaked or removed entirely...
@@ZombieOwlYT yeah I heard that it got removed. Pretty understandable
Soooo
He can't hurt bananas?
His Og weakness was Wood
Be glad, in olden days, his weakness was wood.
Slap him with a 2x4 and he dies
Batman's full sentence would've been: "She's a woman whose weakness is being tied up," but they wouldn't let him finish.
I like to thknk specifically SHE didnt let him finish because she's too embarassed of it
Or maybe he did finish the sentence and the argument continued offscreen, still resulting in Batman being kicked out
It's both
That wouldn’t be a very good own considering Batman is about as affected by restraints as she is.
@@stoyanpetkov3853 batman's a master escape artist
Imagine a yellow wearing ice ability villain made out of cryptonite
With a rope and a group of corrupt politicians to spend all of Batman's money...
A pink one
with a rope
Who's a raging misogynist who's main way of attacking is by throwing nets.
And has the ability to lasso
"We all pay our fair share from time to time" literally the only other justice league member with a large amount of money that could even be considered paying their "fair share" is Green Arrow, and he's a part-timer who usually stays grounded and rarely comes up to the watch tower if I recall.
Sups doesn't even a building or Spaceship to do anything at all but when he destroys the city while fighting someone Bats has the money to pay ROFL
Well, superman can literally crush coal into very large diamonds with his bare hands, or find massive untapped veins of precious metals, miles under the Earth, with his X-Ray vision, and turn himself into a human-drill, and go down there and get as much as he needed.
Or use some Kryptonian technology to make money by transmutating matter, or whatever.
Or use his super-intelligence to predict which stocks on the stock market are going to skyrocket, and buy a bunch of them while they're still cheap; then sell high.
And to top it off Oliver hates using the rocket.
@@lmeza1983 There are probably specific "damage due to superherofights" insurances because i doubt your regular house insurance wont cover a superhero crashing straight through it :p
i think the space tower is a lot cheaper than people would imagen and superman and green lantern made it a coat effective by flying large chunks of the station into space for free. could do the same with a construction crew. superman space elevator style. yeah bats bank roll a lot but the rest of the team made it possible
I love how Batman is just laying on the table at 1:12
What a powerful show of dominance
I could see for flash birthday he just gave him a banana with ulterior motive
The Boss dominance.
The posture is the seductive and the words are menacing what is happening
Batman being the sassy, good at roasting, and dominant guy of the group 😂
@@gachabloxgirl3958 as he should! He’s Batman
0:40 the forbidden pink kryptonite💀💀💀
0:46
…what’s the pink one do?
@@Creator_indy he becomes gay
@@Creator_indyI’m pretty sure he becomes a woman
@@LegoDrDoom Both correct. It depends on the comic.
One thing I liked was at least Bruce was smart/humble enough to know he's not strong enough to take on a meteor, but goes right back to roasting Hal about his yellow color weakness. 😂
I know you
@@7_wd40 oh lol hey dude!
not that it would stop him, i mean, he has dealt with far worse in terms of odds
actually he can…
@@mrmallard4600 Lol, I can agree. ESPECIALLY since he has a suit that can fucking make Darkseid BLEED.
1:12 Batman's pose here is beyond hilarious.
Draw me like your french girls
And the detail that he sits down again😭
He seems curious lol
Now I wanna draw batman in this pose with more detail. Maybe with green lantern flipping him the bird lol.
🤣
I love how flash has the potential to be the most powerful here yet he doesn’t know how to avoid an ice ray
(Oh god what have I done; I've started a war)
too much momentum
@@dakidura_0 true
And Green Lantern would be strong if he isn’t weak to anything yellow like a banana lol
@@dakidura_0 its been seen where he can vibrate in place
@@zcatcher8955 Peeing must suck for Green Lantern.
"There's the red one, the black one, THE PINK ONE
" we dont talk about the pink one."
So good!
0:56 Flash's face after being so thoroughly roasted is just pure gold 😂😂😂
I like Batman's response to Hal and Hal just says f you. LOL! That was priceless. Still the "seasonal hero" was a hilarious line.
1:03 Flash in the background
Exactly
LMFAO!!
I love how you made them all equally expressive as each other.
Wonder woman without a voice: *insert uncomfortable face*
Not his work
@mcbuttmaster42 yeah that's like...the main thing
@mcbuttmaster42 nah the audio is most important. this is borderline stolen content
@mcbuttmaster42 the original comment doesnt talk about the animation. You're just forcing that into your argument so you can seem right. No one cares about the animation. Anyone couldve animated this. The audio is the heart of the video and its from another TH-camr. Again, borderline stolen content.
"You're a seasonal superhero." "If you're going to stop a mugging and the guy's wearing all yellow, what are you going to do?" I am dying
That's exactly what I'm saying.
This had me crying😭🤣
Well to be clear Green Lantern’s weakness isn’t yellow. It is fear.
Run physical hands is what lantern should do😭😂
@@thomasbennett5724 It actually used to be just straight up the color yellow lmao
"But if you're gonna stop a mugging and a guy is wearing yellow, what are YOU gonna do?" that's honestly a really good question.
You could always punch the guy
Flash : What about Wonder Woman she doesn’t have any big weaknesses.
Wonder Woman : *please don’t mention the bondage, please don’t mention the bondage, please don’t…*
Bruce : But she’s a *W O M A N*
Wonder Woman : oh tha-HEY!!
A very specific and weird weakness, but at the same time *_at least it isn't the color yellow_*
@@biggierocc1935 it was loosely based on amazonian concepts(very loosely). Basically, as warriors of the gods(in DC comics), they were not allowed to be bested in any way, so it was divine punishment should anyone manage to "capture" them. Nevermind that wonderwoman can somehow move faster than light and is only below superman in a contest of strength...loop her with a lasso and a few other means that they considered to be this concept and her powers are gone. (I wanted to say that they could probably lock her in a pit or something, but i'm not sure if just location can qualify as being "captured" , yada yada. Lots of loopholes and random numbers in DC comics XD )
@@nathanielbass771 correct me if I'm wrong but wonder woman's weakness only exists because someone on the team wanted an excuse to draw wonderwoman tied up, well at least they did end up giving a reason for this weakness
Her weakness is bondage!? Kinky
@@anti-venom253 yep the creator of wonderwoman was into bondage
I love that Hal, despite arguably being the most immediately powerful of them, is effectively brought down to useless if The Reverse Flash shows up & Barry's out lo lunch.
The fact that Hal is weak to the color yellow is funny because the man with the yellow hat from Curious George could beat Hal in a fight lol
tbf he can now counter that
@@93ImagineBreaker Batman ones trapped him in a room filled with all yellow painted himself and Robin yellow just to prove a point he couldn't do anything the moment his powers touch the color yellow that spot just kind of vanishes
@@unknownpainting4788 new/now lanterns can overcome that weakness
in comics the more OP the character bigger chance it has a weird/big weakness which is why batman doesnt have one, if it was for plot every single one can kill him before he blinks
I love how fast Superman is to say “We don’t talk about the pink one”.
If people dont get it, the pink kryptonite turns superman gay 😏😏😏
@@bobandjoeshow9204 did you spell stuff wrong on perpose?
I more prefer how his face looks when he says “the pink one”.
He was about to use the pink kryptonite on super man if he doesn’t stop talking
@@bobandjoeshow9204 they change his effect now It change genders
I am an idiot how did I spell those wrong lol
A mugger in yellow with kryptonite during winter pulls up
Ohh shit lol 😂😂😂
When Batman referenced the pink kryptonite and then Superman said that they don’t talk about the pink one hit me so hard.
@Trenton Doucette it makes Superman gay basically…
@@estherriley6879 Yeah it was a very infamous time in comic books, most people wanted to forget about it but, lol, we remember,oh, we fucking remember alright.
@@estherriley6879 ok that explains the DC modern comics a lot
Finally. I was looking for a comment about the pink stone lol.
oh yeah! I thought that was the one that got him high. which was that again?
I like how when Batman mentions pink kryptonite Superman says “We don’t talk about the pink One.” 😂
I replay that part everytime🤣
@@NathanCAY1010 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁
for the people who doesn't know'
the pink one makes superman gay
superman:Skip
@@red_one5160 basically any Kryptonian gay.
The original Green Lantern, Alan Scott, was weak to wood, not yellow.
You could break through all his defenses and constructs with a sharp tree branch.
When DC replaced him with Hal Jordan, they changed it to the color yellow. IDK why they thought that was an improvement.
Also I’m surprised nobody mentioned Aquaman’s original weakness. He literally DIES if he doesn’t drink water every hour.
Wood is pretty common
While yellow things are less common
@@goldietheswagbear8288 I think i'd prefer to lose to a treant than to bart simpsom
@@goldietheswagbear8288 Nowadays a lot of the stuff that you think it's wood it's actually fake and made of other materials. The Door Monster even made a sketch about how you can't really "knock on wood" anymore.
Who's Aquaman?
@@wyattguilliams5325 You better be joking. 👽
“O you really don’t wanna go down that route”. 😂 0:25
"You're paying me with my own money" Stimulus checks in a nutshell
not if you're rich and own a business that is "struggling"
Boom!
🤣
True but the point is to at least get money flowing.
@@williamjenkins4913 Which is retarded. Just stop paying people to steal it and then you have more of it to go around
Wait! How can they kick Batman out of the very place he pays for?! 💀💀
He got let back in at the end
The credits the bills got him back in
Lol, he could just return the building and then watch them get kicked out too!! 😂
@@HeatherRiderhe built the watch tower well he got it made you didn't know
Sounds a lot like some marriages
the flash’s reactions after being roasted by batman are priceless
Straight up destroyed.
He literally stayed quiet. Like a child 😂
"You're a seasonal superhero"💀
The fact that Flash is the strongest person in that room by far makes ir much funnier. He might be a seaseonal hero, but that doesn't really matter when time travell is on the table
EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!!
0:56 flash got roasted from fax so hard he froze
Fun Fact: Wonder woman's weakness is being tied up because her original writer had a MASSIVE bondage kink; he believed all people were naturally happiest when tied up, and that anyone else just repressed that. And so, OBVIOUSLY the ultimate woman wouldn't supress that, and would willingly stayed tied up whenever it happened
Ok someone needs to make an animation parody of that
hes not wrong
That explains why she loses her power only when the one who ties her's a man
What a crazy dude
@@IDMYM8 I mean, I have wierder kinks.
For those of us who know Wonder-womans' weakness, I salute you.
What is it
@@yovan7782 Getting tied up. Apparently she's into bondage or something
Although I think it was retconned into "getting tied up by her own lasso"
@@samuelhunter4631 it was being tied up specifically by a man back in the day
@@ryanthekinghunter5357 If a man tied her bracers together, she has to do whatever he tells her to do.
Above Writer was into BDSM that’s how tied up weakness came and also that’s how Wonder Woman was made.
1:23 The way it immediately skipped over to the aftermath had me in stitches. 😂
i dont know why but i felt so bad for batman xD
@@TechnobladeNeverDies8592same xD
The fact Wonder Women uses a lasso to tie people up but her weakness is getting tied up
“I own the building you work at, you’re paying me with my own money”
If that’s not a flex idk what is!
You do realize green lantern could strip mine a asteroid, find invaluable metals and then pay for the satellite that he built, plus green arrow has literally the same amount of money as batman
@@jaacobpeevy9869 1. But Green lantern doesn’t do that
2. Green arrow is nowhere NEAR the amount of wealth Batman has
@@jaacobpeevy9869 Unless there's any yellow gems in the asteroid. Then he's screwed.
@@quinnsinclair7028 stranded in the astroid useless all because of a space banana 🍌
It's the truth
1:00 I love Superman's reaction to hearing Green Lantern's weakness yellow
0:59
@@mdg2847🍷🗿
i know im late but whats more funny is that green latern blushes in embarassment
"There should just be the green one, now there's all these other ones, there's the red one the black one... THE PINK ONE."
we don't talk about the pink one. . . .
He’s got you there, Clark-
Like you're any better, one of your greatest enemies freezes the floor and you go flying, you're a seasonal superhero... AND YOU!!! Your weakness Is the color Yellow!
Wait, are you serious??
Yea so what? If a meter comes crashing down to earth, I like to see you try and stop it. What are you gonna do? Throw a batering at it?
Robin:hello Batman, how did the meeting go?
Batman: *sniffles* I didn’t want to be apart of this stupid team anyway
Robin: what are you gonna do now?
Batman:I know I will simply stop paying for everything >:) (*frigin starts his villain character story*)
Robin: "What are you gonna do now?"
Batman: "..." (Starts making contingency plans for everyone while watching Looney Tunes.)
“You’re paying with my own money” this was the best dialogue for me hahahahaha😂
Despite I myself being a Batman fan, I can’t help but to say Batman’s weakness: P-A-R-E-N-T-S
MARTHA! Why did you say that name!
@@Cryten0 Aquaman ,sharing the same dad name as Batman’s : **looks the other way.**
Nah is weakness is mercy
What about superman?
His parents died
@@br0k3n82 yeah but he really didn’t know them on the level that Batman did, they died when he was an Infant so he didn’t get to really know them or comprehend what they were, Batman lost his parents when he was a young boy, old enough to understand that his parents where killed
“Bruce, it’s a very rare stone-“
“Rare my ass! Everyone has one, Clark. A purse snatcher I caught the other day had, like, 3 of them on him.”
💀
"It used to be just the green one but now there's all these other ones. There's the red one, the black one.... THE PINK ONE."
"We don't talk about the pink one."
@@GasterBlaster36 "He's got you there Clark like your any better one of your greatest enemies just freeze's the floor and you go flying your a seasonal super hero"
@@Fakepeppino20 "And you! Your weakness is the color yellow."
@@GasterBlaster36 "pfft you serious Yeah well if a meteor comes down crashing into earth I like to see you stop it what you gonna do throw a batarang at it"
@@Fakepeppino20 "For situations like that, yes you're needed. But if you're going to stop a mugging and the guy's wearing all yellow, what are you going to do?"
Wonder woman’s weakness is her own pride. She won’t ever give up a fight. She’ll literally keep fighting until she either gets too tired and her enemy takes advantage of that, or she just has some kind of heart problem and dies.
@@jc._.goated they explored this on justice league doom , its her contigency plan.
The thing I find most surprising is how none of them accidentally says each other's real names in public when they so casually do it in their meetings.
They are a team :3
I’d watch a ton of these. Should keep ‘em up. Ik you’re not the source of the audio, so idk how you’d consistently source that, but it’d be cool to have more of these.
try searching up "solid jj" on yt
this guy is just a thief
@@04SlhS not really since he did credit the guy on the discription
My guy he literally ANIMATED this shit
@@TheRealMonodeath he linked the original audio
I thought Batman was gonna bring up the fact that bondage is Wonder Woman's weakness.
I mean seriously, how are you going to have being tied up as your weakness and than go and carry a lasso around with you? That thing's only purpose IS to tie people up!
They didn't let him finish
"She's a woman whos weakness is being tied up, she carries a lasso. Her purpose is to carry the thing that is made to tie people up, what happens if someone just takes it?"
to be more accurate, Wonder Woman's weakness is being tied up so the only purpose of her carrying a lasso is for herself to be tied up.
or sharp objects
None of that is true. Wonder Woman never had a weakness to being tied up, that was a lie made up for a documentary Marvel produced.
@@giaxo1739 if that's true than what is her weakness?
If a theif is wearing the color yellow, has kryptonite and it’s winter, who else is stopping them?
B A T M A N….
@@johnnyvenom2912 no. The power rangers
@@EthanTSB …damnit 😖
The stare down with the "what are you gonna do" did more damage to Green lantern then Ryan Reynolds signing the live action Green lantern contract
Damn
If only Reynolds had played Guy Gardner.
He's the right personality type.
Hal Jordan is cardboard anime protagonist #1, complete with rival girlfriend.
Guy Gardner is a surly jock asshole with anger management issues, who nonetheless is Jaime Reyes's mentor and a bit of a bro.
The fact that you can actually see them having this conversation is even funnier
Bruce isn't sexist, lol. But the rest maybe
@@sunshineyrainbows13 insert justice is unisex joke here
Joe bidin
Really? I'd sooner believe it takes place in universes where superheroes are assholes/criminals. Batdick included, none of these members would consider acting this way with each other. Bruce especially wouldn't use his wealth to win debates.
The delivery of ‘Clark I own the building that you work at. You’re paying me with my own money’ Absolute perfection
"we don't talk about the pink one."
"YOU'RE A SEASONAL SUPERHERO"
gets me every damn time
All I'd have to say to Batman in that moment is "Don't let Jay Garrick catch you saying that..."
I love Hal’s momentary jaw drop before Sups says “wait are you serious” almost like “BRUCE HOW COULD YOU”😂😂😂😂
I liked his facial expression, before he say f you to Batman. That was hilarious. He knows Batman was right about a criminal being dressed in all yellow would be the end of him. LOL!
@@cainabel6356I oddly love that “….Fuck you,” is usually universal code for admitting defeat in an argument lol
1:01 I mean thinking logically batman can afford to make a canon or something to obliterate a meteor before it even reaches Earth's atmosphere. He's got the Money.
I don't think you understand how *any* of those things work.
@Veladus It doesn’t matter. It’s comic books.
@@seansimons3106 Thanks for that insight. You ever consider a career in detective work?
@@Veladus he could throw a satellite at it. NASA is already trying with dart mission in 2024
@@likith.nnaveen1769 If an asteroid is big enough to do real damage, throwing a satellite at it would be like throwing a baseball at a MIRV. The truth is, NASA has nothing they could do to stop any asteroid big enough to be a problem, and they know it. The sheer amount of energy is simply far beyond anything we could hope to effect.
The Chicxulub impactor was bigger than Mt. Everest, and moving at mach 34 (that's 26,000 MPH). It impacted with 130 teratons of force. That's 10 billion times the Hiroshima nuke. What do you think can be done to stop that kind of power?
Batman is the perfect example of you don't need super powers to be a superhero.
You just need to be a genius billionaire
I absolutely love the fact that the animation has the 1930's saturation effect that the original clip had
1:06 honestly with prep Bruce can stop a meteor
"Alfred. . . Bring out the Bat-Missiles"
Not even prep time, dude has mech suits that can go mano a mano with darkseid, I'm certain he has a missile
@@amvcentral9198 he doesn't even need missiles. Darkseid was able to survive a bomb that can rip apart existence. Batman could pull a Saitama and punch the meteor lmao.
0:12 I refuse to believe he actually owns the building because that’s too funny😂😂
He also owns the bank that loands to the Smallville farm so they can keep it
@@danielcesar664 NAW-💀 my man's paying to keep their job almost💀✌️
@@danielcesar664 Plus, they all conceal their identities. So all the League needs is transforming vehicles and they'll be MASK.
He does
He owns the building and the space station.
“What are you gonna do” 😂😂
F**k you Bruce
Ahhh , the good old times , when Batman didn’t need paranoia contingency plans to take out the entire Justice League
You mean when we didn't KNOW about them... 😏
Ahh, the good old times when Batman wasn't a fucking moron who left his paranoid contingency plans for villains to steal and use
the fact that Green Lantern has the nerve to talk even though all superheroes at that table have at least some sort of yellow on them is sending me
@TommoBoiYo facts
LMAO fr
Yellow doesn't affect him, his powers or ring doesn't work in the color yellow
He has the super power of roasting people and reality checks.
“What about Wonder Woman?”
She doesn’t deserve to be the leader either. Her weakness is being tied up.
Wonder Woman has the most down to earth weakness. She CAN be killed by an ordinary sword, knife or bullet. She's just got such finely honed warrior reflexes and reaction speed its nigh impossible.
Facts, if she was bulletproof she wouldn't need bullet deflecting wristbands..
Unless she doesn't see it coming, like an assassin's bullet or a contagious disease sprayed in her face.
That and she is like really psychologically weak.
Makes no sense lol. How can she keep up with Superman in strength, survive being thrashed around by him when she's still got human like durability?
@@HarryPotter-pi3km She has inhuman durability against everything but piercing weaponry. You can't beat her with blunt force.
0:56 the way Barry (flash) is drawn sitting down is the funniest thing I’ve seen all day
Wonder Woman's weakness is sharp things. Also, given that lantern's weakness to yellow is brought up, her weakness in that time period was being tied up. And she carries around a lasso. That's like if lantern carried around a can of yellow spray paint.
Nah she is a woman, that’s all you need to know 😂😂😂😂
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I’m pretty sure sharp things are the weakness of most people
Oh no, not just being tied up. The person that ties Wonder Woman up so she loses her powers must be... wait for it... *A MALE* ...
@@clodolcmidnights837pretty sure batman's suit can actually block most normal blades since it has kevlar and probably a bit of chain mail in it
@@bevjoejoe that’s why I said most
Batman probably would throw a giant Bat-rang missil in to the meteor
0:34 Jesus Christ Marie, it’s a mineral
The Flash just putting his head down in shame after Batman roasts him is precious.
Being the leader of a group also requires ability to properly coordinate with your group and the intelligence to know how to properly prepare for threats and identify and abuse their weaknesses, both of which Batman outclasses the rest of the league in. Intelligence shouldn't even need to be mentioned, but for group battles and coordination, he's really the only one seen consistently fighting crime with a group outside the justice league, that being the bat family. Batman should definitely be the leader. Especially because the leader should theoretically be the one who, while still being great at combat, is the one who fights the least because they're using more time to analyze the weaknesses of the opponent
Canonically he is only a part time member, but whenever he is there they all listen to him. One of my favorite comments is when Kyle (Green Lantern) was a member and mentions to Wally (Flash) that whenever Bats walks into a room it is like a funeral is happening and Wally agrees with him immediately.
To be fair, flash and superman should be better, their minds work hundreds of times faster than Batman's, ww has a lot more experience, green lantern is a well trained military and cyborg has most of the knowledge we as humans created
yea in theory flash should be the leader tbh since they would have the fastest thought process, reaction time, (likely) most info of the situation at any given time and plenty of experience
maybe batman might have some better strategy but that isnt as affected by them being the leader or not compared to stuff like making snap decisions as the situation changes
Batman should be the leader because unlike the other members his weaknesses aren't as exploited
If Batman is been the leader, then he is doing more office jobs and less time to kick Joker's butt.
'Clark, I own the building you work at, you're paying me with my own money', will forever go down as one of the sickest burns. Like Supes is just a kid who thinks he can help out by using his allowance money, lol.
If you want to go after wonder woman
1) in golden age if she was binded or cuffed by a man she would lose her powers (her weaknes was bondage and being an m)
2) any piercing weapon is really strong against her (including bullets)
3) while she is physically strong she is weak on psychological level, not being able to let go not knowing when to give up, being overly prideful and she is weak to hypnosis, optical illusions and technology.
4) while point.1 does not apply any longer, she still carries the lasso of truth wich is the only thing that can restrain her.
5) her mein villain is a furry
6) she wamen
also funk u furies are cool now
7) Reason #5 exists
Can she be hypnotized easily? I thought her tiara was supposed to protect her from things like that. Or maybe that was just in the Super Friends cartoon... that cartoon was weird, man.
@@ooffordays566 hypnosis was one of the ways to neutralize her made by batman. in comics and shows they used hypnosis or some sort of illusions to make her fight forever
1:17
I got! She's not bulletproof! She literally has to deflect bullets with her bracelets.
That also depends if you can get a good enough shot to hit her without her blocking a sniper shot could do it but idk
It's bondage
Piercing weapons, bondage and insults were her only weaknesses. Then later on it became different.
Her weakness is getting tied up
Whoever came up with both pink kryptonite and wonder woman's weakness being bondage deserved a raise. That shit is way too funny
0:51 your greatest enemy just freezes the floor and you will fly away you are a seasonal super hero
And you your weakness is the color yellow
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Wait are you serious
I like to think that wonder woman can only be hurt by anything man-made like guns and tanks etc. so that's why a meteor falling on her won't kill her while a normal bullet or knife will.
Batman's arm sweep when describing how ice affects the Flash was a great touch
All jokes aside, I love the concept of Batman, the only "normal" member being low key the most dangerous. Sure, in a straight up fight he's the easiest to go toe to toe with, but with almost any being to exist if you give this man so much as a week he'll find a way to kill you with a 100% success rate. The best example being plans that he canonically has against every other League member in case they go ape shit.
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Boy... Y'all uh... Welp. Opinions were stated here. Not gonna reread this whole thread. Frankly I'm not much of a DC fan to begin with. Just thought Batman's whole situation was a cool and interesting one. Say what y'all wish, but realistically speaking either give the man plot armor or he has virtually no reason for being in the Justice League at all. From what I'm hearing at least.
Totally agree. I always loved the idea that Batman has contingencies for contingencies regarding the justice league. Like just being clever is enough that no one fucks with him.
Does not needa week, give him 24 hours. Done. Also, Batman has already made plans about how to defeat them before they even know about him.
The easiest fight in the leauge is batman...... but only if he has no clue your coming.
It really says something when the weakest member of your team beat the strongest before said team was even formed.
y'all forgot that batman made plans to defeat any rouge JL member... that includes himself.
“We don’t talk about the pink one”
Indeed we don’t, in case if you don’t know what Pink Kryptonite is, it basically turns kryptonians into James Charles.
I....I get it
@@sharkkitty6405 I’m glad you do
Who's that
@@josephaurelien7460 Your joking right?
@@jvl5379 it turns him gay
OH WonderWoman has a weakness alright. and she carries it around on her hip.
"I own the building you work at, you're paying me with my own money" that had me dead
Honestly jokes aside this video kind of sums up the reason why Bruce Wayne/Batman is essential to the league: yes he doesn't have any superpowers, but he's one of the smartest people in DC, and the way he uses both his skills and his finances are an example of that.
Imagine if him and Lex teamed up to take down the League.
Uhhhhh *money*
He is only one of the strongest because flash doesn't use his powers properly and is dumber than a child
Used to use his finances you mean.
Imagine if he used that money to fix his own goddamn city 😂
1:12 “WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO.”
His pose on the table 😂
bat man canonically has a anti air system for space threats like aliens.
Batman: "I should've just revealed Diana's real weakness. That ungrateful little-"
Robin: "Woah woah woah Batman. Wonder Woman has a weakness?"
Batman: "Yes, and it's something only she and I know of."
Robin: "...."
Batman: _stops crying_ "...."
Robin: _unreadable face_ "...To be honest, I don't even wanna know how you knew."
Batman: "I have a life too, you know, Robin-"
Robin: _covers ears_ "NOPE! I'm probably too young for this. See ya later."
"Robin, you're 27."
"STILL TOO YOUNG!"
Bro my favorite part is when Batman and green lantern are talking about powers and he says "what are you gonna do" and he is just laying on the table
To be fair, he likely bought it.
I mean, he literally OWNS the table, AND the entire space station, he can pose sensually wherever he damn wants to XD
@@Drip_Wooper 😆
@@Drip_Wooper you have a point
Batman has superpowers. His intellect and his martial arts abilities are literally superhuman. The best human fighter in the world cannot do what he does.
Not to mention his willpower.
Oh and money
@JJTheGoat18 that shit was clever and funny when someone first said it in 1990. Ever since, it's older than Freeze's cold puns.
Lady shiva and Richard Dragon are better than him in martial art
You forgot is ability to lead.
"You're a seasonal super-hero" Greatest line of them all
I love when Batman was laying on the table looking at green lantern what are u going to do XD