EDIT: apparently I'm a dumbass and phantump is not a *new* pokemon, they just talked about it recently on some news sites and I thought it was a new reveal for Sword/Shield. Sorry! It's still creepy as fuck though sup friends - I am still really REALLY enjoying making these news videos for some reason, so I'm tentatively gonna try putting out 1 every week and see how it goes. Maybe it'll get boring or you guys will get tired of it after a few weeks, but I figure as long as I'm having this much fun making it I should keep at it and see what happens. But let me know your thoughts as it keeps going! One specific thing I do want to say: I'm not sure if or when I'll cover the huge Blizzard Hong Kong controversy going on. The main reason is because this is a very personal issue to me: I worked on Hearthstone esports as my job for 3 years, I am close friends with a lot of the people involved in this situation (including people whose jobs are at stake), and I'm not particularly comfortable making jokes about it at their expense. That said, I'm gonna give it a bit of time and keep thinking about it, so maybe I'll talk about it more down the road. It would probably be its own episode though anyways, that's all, luv ya
For me the best part of the lawsuit is how Kirby won He argued that King Kong was public domain, because Universal themselves had argued he was public domain in a lawsuit they won against RKO It was the legal equivalent of a "this you?" Tweet
"EA cooking yearly lobster and caviar" Uh, yes, that'll be 5.99 for the ability to use a fork, and uh... geuss we're done now. And remember, it's 10.99 to leave the building!
Thank you very much for this money! We will proceed to use this money to cause 17 more scandals, add more lootboxes, AND host the world cup in Qatar!!!
@Randy Burton Yeah, I keep seeing them, sometimes it even takes minutes to find a comment not using them. While it is hard for one of these comments to rise over all the "Nobody" or quote comments but you'll be rewarded greatly for getting one.
*After a long day of work, Kanye West goes to his Kanye Nest to take his Kanye Rest. He wakes up feeling his Kanye Best. Then he’ll get Kanye Dressed on his Kanye Vest to go on a Kanye Quest. He goes to church and becomes Kanye Blessed, then to a hotel room to be a Kanye Guest. Then to school to take his Kanye Test. He forgot to brush his teeth. Did he run out of Kanye Crest? His neighbor stole it, what a Kanye Pest.*
Yea and the reason that people are pissed at Blizzard is because they are sucking China's dick and guess which country doesn't like China? Japan. Nintendo is a Japan.
@C2s2 well China hates Japan because China was occupied by Japan and they were brutal. Like nazis were telling the Japanese to to take a chill pill back in the 1930s. Look up the nanking massacre. The Chinese still haven't forgiven them for that. Japan and China have a bone deep hatred for each other.
@@ieuanhunt552 A lot of Asians hate each other. It's actually easier to make a list of Asian countries that won't nuke each other into oblivion if given the means and the lack intervention. Japan and China's history extend way past Nanjing, as they have history of invading each other. Yeah Nanking was horrible but putting empathize on that ignores the idea that Asians can hold grudges through generations, and Nanking probably would've been replicated in Japan by China if given the same opportunity. Though I won't delve in the realms of what if's but... Let's also not forget that a lot of other Asian countries hate China as well.
Can't believe this one is even better. I love how the play of the game music is blasting in the background when he's crying and begging Nintendo to take the FULLY COOKED SMOKED NACHO STYLE CHICKEN SAUSAGE.
What I honestly love about the entire “but explained with food” thing you have going on for the past while is that literally everyone can understand and relate to food. You can try to dumb down or summarize complex situations all you want, but if someone can’t understand the underlying concepts and mechanisms at work they just won’t understand. But everyone knows how food works; everyone knows how grills work, what a fancy restaurant vs a hot dog stand is, things like that. It’s so simple and easy to make metaphors and explanations for that the entire series makes way too much sense. Not to mention your humor (which I find hilarious as fuck) and the vast array of food comparisons you manage to come up with (I think I found your channel with the first explained with food video but the furthest back I remember was Overwatch vs TF2). Anyways keep up the delicious content brotha, entertainment has never been quite so filling :)
I read something by a journalist once, and he explained that food is one of the best ways to explain anything - we all like food, we all need food, and food isn’t taboo in any way. The article was titled “why food is better than sex”. I’m serious.
*sees title “oh no the kirby series is over!?!” *watches video “thank god it was only an actual person dying” this was my actual thought process. the hell is wrong with me?
I think this goes for all people who enjoy something actually, imagine hearing that someone you know is dying and it turns out it's actually just someone with the same name, you'd be extremely relieved that they're dying instead
"I actually think that there's a genuine chance that with some time and enthusiasm Blizzard and Guy Fieri will get to put their sausage into the smash bros." -DougDoug, 10/12/2019
@@brelidav From what I remember there were lots of issue with input lag, graphical issues and the fact that you not only had to buy the Stadia controller (around 200$) but you also had to buy the games you wanted to play, most people expected there to be some kind of subscription service instead or to only have to buy the games.
@@lemonferret well there isn't cocaine in coca cola anymore and that's still soda Cars are no longer pulled by horses, but they are still cars This metaphor sucks dick
Kotaku does this little series, where they just write an article about a random Pokémon (called "Here’s Another Pokemon!"). The latest one of those articles was about Phantump, from October 5th: kotaku.com/phantump-is-the-spirit-of-dead-a-child-inside-a-tree-st-1838755449 So I guess Doug just thought that that article covered a new Pokémon.
You can also buy raw sausage or half-cooked sausage that you have to cook and get to a specific internal temperature (or risk food-borne illness), so it's an important thing for consumers to know.
Hey Doug, I discovered your channel within the last month or so via a recommended gta5 via voice challenge. Since then, I've loved your style and loved the community Chat provides. This is my first "explained with food" video of yours, as I was skeptical at first. It's fantastic. Keep doing what you're doing, Doug. Cheers
@@mm-gy5ir I'm not really someone who thinks only classics should be included, I actually think Undertale's Sans is worthy. Undertale did something that no other RPG did, spare and have thousands of endings. Games that start a new thing are definitely good contenders for Smash. Overwatch, while popular, didnt start shit. It just kinda exists. It's a team class based shooter with original characters. Now, you know who started those kinds of video games? Team Fortress 2. Now one of those guys actually deserve to be in Smash, not generic women in skin tight suit with powers.
@A Pure Lucario yeah but probably not as many as Undertale idk I just feel like they deserved it, plus, it's more of an indie rep than an RPG rep now that I think about it
I thought he was gonna talk about how Pokemon did a 24 hour live stream and revealed one pokemon but Phantump is cool too. Imagine you're in a restaurant. You order your meal and it arrives 24 hours later.
The only characters that would be viable would be Roadhog and Reinhardt. But I don't want either of them in smash. Can we just have like Black Mage, Bandana Dee and Crash Bandicoot?
@@The_Evening_Sun Yeah I know. Makes me sad though because he plays amazing in Smash Flash 2 so it's proof that he could work and be a great character.
Thankyou for not saying something like "uuuHh oVerWatCh. nOboDy lIkE" like most people are about overwatch. I mean I don't personally like it, but just saying nobody liked overwatch is wrong.
You know I never thought I would watch a man exclaim "please take my fully cooked nacho style chicken sausage" while sobbing with overwatch music in the background but I'm glad I did
The fact that Overwatch is offering Smash characters probably means that it isn't happening, since Sakurai would have already chosen a character and been working on them by now.
That's pretty much how Banjo got in though. The difference here is that Overwatch doesn't have a long history on a Nintendo console and Microsoft didn't piss off a massive portion of its fanbase immediately afterwards by kowtowing to a totalitarian government.
EDIT: apparently I'm a dumbass and phantump is not a *new* pokemon, they just talked about it recently on some news sites and I thought it was a new reveal for Sword/Shield. Sorry! It's still creepy as fuck though
sup friends - I am still really REALLY enjoying making these news videos for some reason, so I'm tentatively gonna try putting out 1 every week and see how it goes. Maybe it'll get boring or you guys will get tired of it after a few weeks, but I figure as long as I'm having this much fun making it I should keep at it and see what happens. But let me know your thoughts as it keeps going!
One specific thing I do want to say: I'm not sure if or when I'll cover the huge Blizzard Hong Kong controversy going on. The main reason is because this is a very personal issue to me: I worked on Hearthstone esports as my job for 3 years, I am close friends with a lot of the people involved in this situation (including people whose jobs are at stake), and I'm not particularly comfortable making jokes about it at their expense. That said, I'm gonna give it a bit of time and keep thinking about it, so maybe I'll talk about it more down the road. It would probably be its own episode though
anyways, that's all, luv ya
You did an oopsie with the phantump part xD
These are some of your best videos. If you started ONLY doing these, I'd be fine with that.
Phantump has been a Pokémon since 2013, dude.
I will never tire of this next level silliness.
These are Hilarious, plz do more
Ah yes, I love when I go to Olive Garden and the owner is a giant who sits on top of the restaurant and greets everyone.
The Accidental Hipster this is the best comment ever
AH dam it i was almost the 69 like
Ah yes, I love it when a barn goes to Olive Garden
@@colinfliegt8091 Hey, I'm not a barn, I'm THE Barn. Or at least, the only Barn who moderates a sentient bell pepper's Twitch channel... I think.
Don't forget the Cappy hat.
"Who's your favorite Nintendo character?"
Me: John
imo Joe is the best Nintendo character
@@hammieli1875 no Sugondese is the best character
@The Accidental Hipster John's Epic Yarn
John Nintendo.
Hammie Li wHo Is JoE?
Can't wait for "Overcooked, but explained with food"
Food, but explained with games
Overcooked, but explained with consoles
Explanation, but fed with games
Cooking Mama, but explained with moms
How about “overcooked but explained with games”
"hey man, so you know who your favorite smash character is?"
"Oh, uh, yeah I know.
His name is John."
"Who the fuck is John?"
"You don't know?"
My favorite game
We already have Terry
"I'm a John main."
@@nixel1324 same
"Sometimes, people just need a hotdog"
Someone's gonna use that as a slogan
davidmichael “JUST TAKE MY SAISAGE!!!” Doug doug 2019
LUL
I'm gonna use that as a pickup line
Ya know, at moments, a hotdog just sounds really good
I can hear my local hotdog stand printing it right now
Welp, listening to this in 2020, and we all know that Steakia has not been able to deliver the steaks to any of our houses...
Thanks, Steakia.
Well it did except very slowly and the steak was just extremely undercooked
@@PieIsGud2808 And when I took a bite out of the steak I didn't taste it until 2 minutes later
Meanwhile, they shoved Steakia promotional material down your throat instead.
Thanks Steakia.
Nvidea gforce is just ok but that might just be my bad internet
@@thatdudnum67potatoe45 ive only got a potato for a PC so ill take what i can get. Plus so far it been pretty good for me
Can't wait for the next video, "Food, but explained with food"
Isn't that just sex?
he should do something more along the lines of; "Food, but explained with (some video game)"
Pixley thats wut he does all time
Nah, just the OPPOSITE of something explained by food.
you see, domino’s pizza is a bit like sonic 4. it FUCKING SUCKS
“Do these hot dogs have a special ingredient?”
“Goose”
Gooses:**chuckles** I'm in danger
@@delsinyman3300 *geese
@@anattempted jeez*
Etg
So you play gungeon huh?
Blizzard: “you can choose any character from overwatch!”
Nintendo: “ yo, that wall. That wall, is our new smash bros character.”
Ganymede
Get an Overwatch character, then pop in Heavy Weapons Guy. Yay
Little did they know, Nintendo already has all the Overwatch character they want.
Minecraft take it or leave it
Bro I don’t even remember posting this lol.
1:20 "And Kirbioli's gonna be the shittiest dish every time."
*laughs in smash 64*
Laughs In Ultimate
*Cries in M e l e e*
@@pie5372 laughs in melee
Nah he’s shit in ultimate
Dies in Wii U
The internet:oh phantump I've seen this one
Doug Doug: what are you talking about its brand new
This is like if I went McDonalds and they sold me a year old milkshake.
@@isaacsmith2997 nonono. You mean a 6 year old milkshake.
I saw it on a rerun
What’s a rerun?
How is this my most liked comment, speaking of which thanks
Edit:it took me months realize a spelling error
It’s a Rerun since X and Y
For me the best part of the lawsuit is how Kirby won
He argued that King Kong was public domain, because Universal themselves had argued he was public domain in a lawsuit they won against RKO
It was the legal equivalent of a "this you?" Tweet
Where do you get your news from?
Me: food
"wait what?"
"i know, its a PARTY"
*fajita seasoned chicken sausage
La mayo
“And Kirbioli is going to be the shittiest dish every time.”
As a Kirby main, I agree.
Kirbioli was alright the first time around. Then it just got worse and worse
Up b is pretty good tho
I’m Vegan not really, imo. The end lag on it makes it very punishable.
I believe you mean you are a John main
His edguard tho
"EA cooking yearly lobster and caviar"
Uh, yes, that'll be 5.99 for the ability to use a fork, and uh... geuss we're done now. And remember, it's 10.99 to leave the building!
Oh before you go we actually messed up it's also 39.99 for the waiter to bring you your food
Don't forget that you need to pay 1.00 for every time you breathe in our restaurant!
Thank you very much for this money! We will proceed to use this money to cause 17 more scandals, add more lootboxes, AND host the world cup in Qatar!!!
Lobster and caviar are sold seperately btw
ea bad xddddddddddd
Anything: Exists
DougDoug: F O O D
I mean, who doesn't like food?
Федор Филиппов
True, you kinda need the stuff to live
@Randy Burton Yeah, I keep seeing them, sometimes it even takes minutes to find a comment not using them.
While it is hard for one of these comments to rise over all the "Nobody" or quote comments but you'll be rewarded greatly for getting one.
It's not delivery, it's *S T E A K I A*
*After a long day of work, Kanye West goes to his Kanye Nest to take his Kanye Rest. He wakes up feeling his Kanye Best. Then he’ll get Kanye Dressed on his Kanye Vest to go on a Kanye Quest. He goes to church and becomes Kanye Blessed, then to a hotel room to be a Kanye Guest. Then to school to take his Kanye Test. He forgot to brush his teeth. Did he run out of Kanye Crest? His neighbor stole it, what a Kanye Pest.*
I’m waiting for april fools when it’s instead; food, but explained with games
Oh and yeah...Google Steakia sucks at delivering the steak
Yeah, been waiting for my steak since May
It didn't happen atleast on TH-cam :(
"Blizzard finally gets to put their sausage in smash"
-Doug 2019
Huh so it's a threesome
DELSIN y man? R/cursedcomments
@@trainman2226 what do you expect?
😳📸
Well, that'd be a nice break from trying to stick their sausage into women without their consent
Crying voice
"please just take my sausage"
- doug 2019
Stop doing these horrible quote comments you 1 IQ boy
@diaper milk no it is a 500 iq abra move
diaper milk imagine being triggered over a funny comment
Make a video of out of context Doug quotes and then it's a power move
Venarius
3:15
"Phantump is a new pokemon that was just revealed"
You’re about, 4 years too late
He is just useing steakia
@weegee weegee bruh
Blizzard: You can have any character you want
Also Blizzard: Starts a MASSIVE fan backlash against them.
Nintendo: Aye son I'ma pass
Yea and the reason that people are pissed at Blizzard is because they are sucking China's dick and guess which country doesn't like China? Japan. Nintendo is a Japan.
@C2s2 well China hates Japan because China was occupied by Japan and they were brutal. Like nazis were telling the Japanese to to take a chill pill back in the 1930s. Look up the nanking massacre. The Chinese still haven't forgiven them for that. Japan and China have a bone deep hatred for each other.
Also Nintendo: Hey Overwatch for Switch is cool
@@somerandomgamer8504 To be far they would have likely started porting Overwatch over Long before any of the more recent massive backlashes so, yeah.
@@ieuanhunt552 A lot of Asians hate each other. It's actually easier to make a list of Asian countries that won't nuke each other into oblivion if given the means and the lack intervention.
Japan and China's history extend way past Nanjing, as they have history of invading each other. Yeah Nanking was horrible but putting empathize on that ignores the idea that Asians can hold grudges through generations, and Nanking probably would've been replicated in Japan by China if given the same opportunity. Though I won't delve in the realms of what if's but...
Let's also not forget that a lot of other Asian countries hate China as well.
Can't believe this one is even better.
I love how the play of the game music is blasting in the background when he's crying and begging Nintendo to take the FULLY COOKED SMOKED NACHO STYLE CHICKEN SAUSAGE.
Wait... at my side only 1 minute has passed since this was uploaded, so how is this 10 hours ago?
Jiayi Mu he previewed it
@@standardchanneliconj4516 Doug's supporters on Patreon who pledge at least $5 a month can view videos a day early.
liu 8412149 you right
@@Lastmunch Ahhh ok thank you for your information
It’s kinda sad seeing Doug getting excited for Stadia knowing the outcome
“Put their sausage into the smash brothers”
-Dough
Dough
@@mbccgliczsdnm7627 dough
Dough
They could’ve done that a long time ago, all they need is a disc copy.
Rei
"...Will get to put their sausage in ssb"
'wtf did I just say? face'
Thats the joke
that delivery was perfect
I see you are also a member of The Order of Wah
@@connorcrawford7059 The Order Of Wah rise up
Nintendo: we like more classic and our own characters
Also Nintendo: S A N S
Dice they did put jokeR and byletH, which was pretty “recenT”
@@greatpapyrus6264 why did you capitalize the last letter of some words?
EpicZombieSlayer4 whY noT
Ah yes my favorite retro character
Shulk
Actually what basically happened was Toby beat Miamoto in smash and put sans in the game
"and Kirby will be the shittiest dish every time!!"
*looks back at Super Smash Bros 64 where Kirby is the best character in the game*
Me: ...Well...
almsot...
(meanwhile, in Brawl)
@@davidhong1934 *Melee
I think you mean any game where he is at least b tier and if you disagree you don't know how to play the game at all
What about those people who get Kirby into Elite Smash?
What I honestly love about the entire “but explained with food” thing you have going on for the past while is that literally everyone can understand and relate to food. You can try to dumb down or summarize complex situations all you want, but if someone can’t understand the underlying concepts and mechanisms at work they just won’t understand. But everyone knows how food works; everyone knows how grills work, what a fancy restaurant vs a hot dog stand is, things like that. It’s so simple and easy to make metaphors and explanations for that the entire series makes way too much sense.
Not to mention your humor (which I find hilarious as fuck) and the vast array of food comparisons you manage to come up with (I think I found your channel with the first explained with food video but the furthest back I remember was Overwatch vs TF2).
Anyways keep up the delicious content brotha, entertainment has never been quite so filling :)
"everyone knows how a grill works"
me with a grill: welp im homeless now
I read something by a journalist once, and he explained that food is one of the best ways to explain anything - we all like food, we all need food, and food isn’t taboo in any way. The article was titled “why food is better than sex”. I’m serious.
@@ferrodeus4090 Well he's right, food IS better than sex.
when he said "put thier sausage into the smash brothers" i laughed out loud
The face after aswell
Sorry I'm having a hard time understanding the meaning of your reply, can you please elaborate if you have the time?
“Just take my sausage... ;(“
- DougDoug 2019
Me tryna lose my virginity
@@theconductoresplin8092 😂
Dont you mean guy fieri?
@@theconductoresplin8092 Ah yes desperation
Would you settle for me sausage?
“Smash bros could have any overwatch character they want, as long as they don’t mention Hong Kong”
So not mei... OH COME ON! Someone already said that
Hong Chong your opinion is wrong
Blizzard: you can use _any_ of our characters
Sakurai: I think... Steve.
That first one.
So you’re telling me that Kirby had THREE dads, and two of them have now passed away. That one hurt.
Who is the second one that passed away
Jaden Thomas His name was Satoru Iwata. My most memorable memory of him was him and Reggie dunking it out in the Mii Fighter trailer for Smash Bros.
Oh k
Sakurai seems to be the exception here.
He looks like he’s getting younger ngl.
@@raphaelsanchez7386 In my opinion, Asians have the best appearances when it comes to aging over time.
DougDoug: _"... and everybody with an internet connection can play it!"_
Me: **cries in German**
Feel you man
How do you cry in germen again ?
@@speedymendez you don't cry. du weinst :'(
Me living in Germany this is true. Having a 500kb/s is fcking frustrating
Haha same in Austria
"And Kirbioli, is gonna be the sh*test dish every time."
Kirby: sad poyo
DougDoug: **claims that a 6-year-old Pokemon is a newly announced Pokemon**
Me: "What source are you getting your information from?"
DougDoug: *"Yes"*
-Can we see your sources?
-Here's a Durian
Pinned comment
EmikaSandra Productions yea I thought that too
The first thing I thought when he said this was “Wait... wasn’t this Pokémon in X & Y?”
Everyone: *claims that a dead 10 year old is a Pokemom*
*sees title
“oh no the kirby series is over!?!”
*watches video
“thank god it was only an actual person dying”
this was my actual thought process. the hell is wrong with me?
Me too!
We're all terrible people around these parts
Real proof that we're all terrible people
Instead of cancelling a show, they should just kill a naysayer.
I think this goes for all people who enjoy something actually, imagine hearing that someone you know is dying and it turns out it's actually just someone with the same name, you'd be extremely relieved that they're dying instead
The guy fieri Nintendo bit genuinely made me feel bad for Doug’s fictional portrayal of guy fieri. What is wrong with me
“blizzard and guy fieri will get to put their sausage into the smash brothers.”
-DougDoug, 2019
lemme smash (bros.)
So is it a threesome or a orgy?
"I actually think that there's a genuine chance that with some time and enthusiasm Blizzard and Guy Fieri will get to put their sausage into the smash bros." -DougDoug, 10/12/2019
“The google stadia could be really cool” we all know how that turned out
As someone who literally just found out about it because of this video...What happened?
@@brelidav From what I remember there were lots of issue with input lag, graphical issues and the fact that you not only had to buy the Stadia controller (around 200$) but you also had to buy the games you wanted to play, most people expected there to be some kind of subscription service instead or to only have to buy the games.
@@powertogame5558 also lack of games
That’s why he said could be.
Overwatch director: "PLS USE ONE OF THEM"
Sakurai: ok sticker, beat me at smash and you get a custome at most
Don't remind me
That Toby fox sakurai at his own game
Edit: I forgot how to spell sakurai
I’m fairly sure we’ve had phantump for a long time. The latest Pokemon announcement was Galarian Ponyta.
Pinned comment
Yes, Phantump is a Gen 6 pokemon, it was released on Oct of 2013.
@@modelo3058 That dude is now 6 years old and goes to school (again)
Nah bro phantump is all new
@@gevvy6 Nah man, Pikachu is all new, you mixed sth up
"JUST TAKE MY SAUSAGE!..."
-DougDoug 2019
if you catch my drift
"Early in Nintendo's life"
Nintendo was nearly 100 years old at that point.
@@lemonferret "I split this walnut in half which means I now have 2 completely different walnuts"
@@lemonferret well there isn't cocaine in coca cola anymore and that's still soda
Cars are no longer pulled by horses, but they are still cars
This metaphor sucks dick
@@gigagogagagio There is cocaine in coca cola if you want to
TH-cam comments were a mistake
@@Edoorardo hust like honey cheerios you have to add the nut by yourself
Wait a minute Phantump isn’t a new Pokémon at all.
No Wings Yea idk bout that news.
I think he meant that it's confirmed for Pokémon Sword and/or Shield.
Look at the pinned comment
Kotaku does this little series, where they just write an article about a random Pokémon (called "Here’s Another Pokemon!"). The latest one of those articles was about Phantump, from October 5th:
kotaku.com/phantump-is-the-spirit-of-dead-a-child-inside-a-tree-st-1838755449
So I guess Doug just thought that that article covered a new Pokémon.
Look at the pinned comment
Me: *cries in Kirby main*
Don't cry Kirby's sicc af
Who the fuck is kirby? are you talking about john?
Just use exhale offstage to win as Kirby
I'm sueing you for stealing my invention OXYGEN
Well, I got hotdogs so could you like...
*Not* sue me?
@@Aceofthefire no you're getting sued
Hi John
-Disney, after successfully securing a patent on the field of chemistry in the Exxon-Disney Peace Accords.
@@fedorflip hi
I HAD A HEART ATTACK. But yeah, I heard about John Kirby. Rest in Peace.
'take my sausage, PLEASE'
The subtitle of all PR and management statement in so many ways...
Nobody:
Nobody at all:
Doug doug: thanks steakia
Doug dougs life in two words thanks steakia
@Dr. Bigmac I'm sorry mick Jagger
Someone need to put this meme to rest
@@Igneeka same with the me-2019 one
I love how when he starts to explain with food, the music just changes 😂
Update steakia was extremely raw
Nintendo: We like you use our own food or our classical food
Nintendo: *sans*
tbf, technically just a costume. Also, Toby Fox literally beat Sakurai at his own game, so that's a thing
@@Technotoadnotafrog really?
@@Technotoadnotafrog so, sans is a topping for a mii gunner pizza?
Yep, he talked about It while reveling him
I see no contradiction
I love how Guy Fieri marketed his sausages as “fully cooked”
Just in case you were wondering 👀
You can also buy raw sausage or half-cooked sausage that you have to cook and get to a specific internal temperature (or risk food-borne illness), so it's an important thing for consumers to know.
Hey Doug, I discovered your channel within the last month or so via a recommended gta5 via voice challenge. Since then, I've loved your style and loved the community Chat provides. This is my first "explained with food" video of yours, as I was skeptical at first.
It's fantastic. Keep doing what you're doing, Doug.
Cheers
Blizzard: hey you can use any of our overwatch characters in smash bros if you want
Nintendo: *Here's a durian*
**overwatch vs teamfortres 2 flash backs**
@@g-man2351 "tf2 theme intensifies" BAP BAP BAPBAAAAP BAPBAP BAP BAP BAPBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
Nintendo: Here's some 'Tegridy.
*Looks at title*
“Well I will say this, Mr Doug.
You sure know how to make a headline that’s just clickbaity enough to count as fact.”
Doug: refers to the 80s as "Nintendo's early days"
Nintendo: *laughs in 131 years of existence*
“PLEASE TAKE MY CHICKEN SAUSAGES ITS ALL I HAVE LEFT!”
-Obama
Obama never said that.
That was Michael Jordan who said that, you've got to check your facts.
“ *sobs* take my sausage *sobs* ”
-Dougdoug 2019
The great thing is that the legal system is so strong that Kirby is the strongest character in all of Nintendo lore.
I just want you to know that I’m absolutely loving this series, excited to see more!
When you started crying "please take my sausage!" it was like being transported back to 4chan all over again.
That eye squint after doug said "guy fieri and overwatch can have a chance to put their sausage in super smash bros" tho
*Overwatch in Smash*
Everyone with more than 2 brain cells: no please
All those people died when sans got revealed and they realized that sakurai was giving up on keeping things classic and within the bounds of nintendo.
@@mm-gy5ir I'm not really someone who thinks only classics should be included, I actually think Undertale's Sans is worthy. Undertale did something that no other RPG did, spare and have thousands of endings. Games that start a new thing are definitely good contenders for Smash. Overwatch, while popular, didnt start shit. It just kinda exists. It's a team class based shooter with original characters. Now, you know who started those kinds of video games? Team Fortress 2. Now one of those guys actually deserve to be in Smash, not generic women in skin tight suit with powers.
@A Pure Lucario yeah but probably not as many as Undertale idk I just feel like they deserved it, plus, it's more of an indie rep than an RPG rep now that I think about it
Then we can say i smashed tracer
@@DanniDerpy get out
I thoroughly enjoy this series for whatever reason please continue.
Nintendo really dodged a bullet getting involved with blizzard like that, huh.
“Please, just take my sausages!”
**sighs**
3:26 is probably one of my favorite quotes said on this channel so far
I love the epic music playing over personified blizzards mental break down about sausage
"Please just take my sausage"
- Dougdoug, crying plaintively
1984:"There will be flying cars in the future "
2019:
JUST TAKE MY FULLY COOKED SAUSAGE
TaeFae
Not funny
Better than flying cars
I can't believe "John Kirby the original namesake of Kirby" is a real bit of history and not just a joke
“Please just take my sausage” -DougDoug 2019
I thought he was gonna talk about how Pokemon did a 24 hour live stream and revealed one pokemon but Phantump is cool too.
Imagine you're in a restaurant. You order your meal and it arrives 24 hours later.
phantump is not new though
@@SurfRaichu yeah I know. Galarian Ponyta was the pokemon revealed.
@@Chris_Pickaxe k
Kirby then kills every character he goes against in a tournament, eventually
Losing to master chief.
I heard that Kirby ended up dying from an overdose of *_oatmeal_*
*1,2 oatmeal*
@@theslimeyboi kirby is a peee eenk guy
It smells of cultured people in here.
I'm gonna be honest, I don't want to see any overwatch character in smash
The only characters that would be viable would be Roadhog and Reinhardt. But I don't want either of them in smash. Can we just have like Black Mage, Bandana Dee and Crash Bandicoot?
@@nebula2749 FF has been pretty stingy so I don't think Black mage is likely
@@The_Evening_Sun Yeah I know. Makes me sad though because he plays amazing in Smash Flash 2 so it's proof that he could work and be a great character.
If Tracer gets in before Waluigi, I'm going to light myself on fire and jump in a gas tank.
Thankyou for not saying something like "uuuHh oVerWatCh. nOboDy lIkE" like most people are about overwatch. I mean I don't personally like it, but just saying nobody liked overwatch is wrong.
Rest in peace John Kirby. You are a legend. You name will not be forgotten
'Now I get that I'm giving Blizzard a hard time'
Lol
Especially with "sausages"
"I got hotdogs"
-doug 2019
You’re forgetting that the yearly lobster that EA makes is the exact same recipe every year
Doug Doug: phantom is new Pokémon.
Me playing Pokémon X: *Hacker Man
Phantomp is new? I could swear it already existed.
It did
It does
hold up
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It already does. Doug just fucked up in that regard.
You know I never thought I would watch a man exclaim "please take my fully cooked nacho style chicken sausage" while sobbing with overwatch music in the background but I'm glad I did
"steakia" (actually a word in Hebrew lol, means a BBQ restraint)
נכון מאוד משה
Thank you
Moshe Schreiber do you mean restaurant or do you actually mean restraint?
Anything: **exists**
Doug Doug: anybody likes food?
"Just take my sausage"
--- Dougdoug 2019
4:11 Their lobster is probably the exact same every time with mild seasonings, and overpriced
So basically, seafood.
No, you're not getting a lobster with mild seasonings, you're getting a lobster. The mild seasonings cost extra.
You pay 15 bucks to take each bite
4:10
''Cooking yearly *POISONED lobster and caviar''
Also ''oobisoft'' 😂
I don’t know what you’re talking about r6s is one of the best games in existence
@Circunflexo good one lol
@Circunflexo exactly
"Early in Nintendo's life"
*Meanwhile Nintendo existing since 1889*
Nintendo: PLEASSSEEE let us add Steve!
Blizzard: You can have any of our characters
Nintendo: I forgot the part where I asked
Blizzard: Nintendo, please have Mercy.
Stfu. I hate you
@SleepyWolf "Not until you've scrubbed all the floors in Smashville!"
Get out
@@amethystt727 Oh, I love that movie!
@@kaistzar2831 Indeed.
RIP John, you will live in our heats sucking us for eternity
3:46
*Laughs in Wiimote*
The fact that Overwatch is offering Smash characters probably means that it isn't happening, since Sakurai would have already chosen a character and been working on them by now.
That's pretty much how Banjo got in though. The difference here is that Overwatch doesn't have a long history on a Nintendo console and Microsoft didn't piss off a massive portion of its fanbase immediately afterwards by kowtowing to a totalitarian government.
Ah yes, the perfect way to understand anything like quantum physics is with food
I'm happy that the Untitled Goose game got #1. It deserves it
It's a game that succeeds where most AAA games these days fail: actually being fun