On my daughter’s first day of kindergarten she got put on the wrong bus to come home after vehemently arguing with staff that she road the YELLOW school bus to school. All of the school buses were yellow, her ROUTE was the red one. This feels like a terrible oversight by whoever came up with these bus names, and also maybe by the poor staff member that got bullied into not following the official list by a 5 year old in pigtails 😂
My brother in law was an undercover cop. His kids told their teachers all sorts of stuff: “He sells drugs” “He was arrested” “He stole a car” “He has a giant stash of cash” “He has a fake ID” All true-ish and all part of the job. I would pick them up from school and would get pulled aside by a worried teacher from time to time. I would laugh, confirm that it was true and then explain.
My sister told some people at church that my dad was in prison. He was working on a compressor in the prison power station. I don’t think they liked him anyway, so…… 💙
Don't get me wrong, I love these videos, but it's nice to see him laughing at the end of one instead of just so stressed and mad because of the stupidity of some people.
One of my kiddos turned to my para today ( after he got into trouble) and asked her “Who do you think you are talking to?” I about came out of my chair after that kid!
I just saw another video somewhere in the midwest states just recently where the parent pulled up into the ... that line parents wait their cars in with three horses, one she was riding, one for her older daughter to ride and one another person and a younger daughter was riding. The kids were like "You know how to ride a horse?!" and the older daughter went "Yeah..." climbed on and they left with all the kids O.O
I know of one kid from our church. The child was asked What do you want to be when you grow up he said Michael Myers.😂 The teacher called the parent for that.
When my oldest daughter was about 6, she asked me if I had to use chalk at school because paper and pencils weren’t invented back then. 👵🏻 I also “love” when kids ask what year I was born and are shocked when I start with “19…”
My Grade one son said to me when I was parking downtown " We cant park here mom " Why son? " Coz its says its public and we are catholic" HAHA (He was in catholic school )
Coming home from work, my dad asked what I learned that day at preschool ( mind you, my mom was a parent volunteer at the Headstart I went to). With a speech impediment and all , I said that one of the little boys who was in my class , his dad had another woman. It was true, when his father would come pick him up, he'd park a few doors away from the church the preschool was in and leave his mistress in the car. of course the moms and the teachers all knew, but they didn't know we knew . Imagine the shovked Pikachu faces my parents had when I made that announcement, lol 😊😂My dad turned to my mom and asked if that was what I was learning at preschool.
When my daughter was in kindergarten, she told the teacher that her dad was in Antarctica. When I went to the parent teacher conference, she asked where my husband was. I told her he was in the Navy and deployed to Antarctica. She told me she thought my daughter was lying.
It's a standard joke in my family that when a member of an older generation starts a story from their youth, they begin it with, "When I was your age - back when dinosaurs roamed the earth..."
I have two stories one is when my oldest grandson who was about maybe 5 at the same wanted to know how and why I killed his grandfather btw he had a heart attack and it was not caused by me a couple of years later my other grandson asked about ancient history which he was referring to the 60s when Jesus was still alive and on earth
The bodies in yard story, I thought it would be about burying pets... 😱😅
Same
Or some Halloween decorations.
On my daughter’s first day of kindergarten she got put on the wrong bus to come home after vehemently arguing with staff that she road the YELLOW school bus to school. All of the school buses were yellow, her ROUTE was the red one. This feels like a terrible oversight by whoever came up with these bus names, and also maybe by the poor staff member that got bullied into not following the official list by a 5 year old in pigtails 😂
My brother in law was an undercover cop. His kids told their teachers all sorts of stuff:
“He sells drugs”
“He was arrested”
“He stole a car”
“He has a giant stash of cash”
“He has a fake ID”
All true-ish and all part of the job. I would pick them up from school and would get pulled aside by a worried teacher from time to time. I would laugh, confirm that it was true and then explain.
My daughter asked me why we killed the dinosaurs when I was young cause, cause a T-Rex would have been a good pet to eat her bullies. 😅
Had a kindergartener told me ,” It’s a funny thing” “What’s a funny thing ?” “ Whenever my Daddy goes on a trip a new Uncle comes but it’s a secret “
oooop 🤣🤣🤣🤣
😮😂
Uh oh
Retired from kindergarten! I have so many stories I could tell! 😂
...BODIES BURIED IN THE YARD. i COULDN'T TEACH AFTER THAT NEWS CAME OUT.
Out of the mouths of babes! The bodies, the prison, the dinosaurs! I’m dying here.
My sister told some people at church that my dad was in prison. He was working on a compressor in the prison power station. I don’t think they liked him anyway, so…… 💙
These are so funny. You know that one lady comes home every day and says "Now don't you be messing with me. I've been in jail ALL DAY!"
Don't get me wrong, I love these videos, but it's nice to see him laughing at the end of one instead of just so stressed and mad because of the stupidity of some people.
One of my kiddos turned to my para today ( after he got into trouble) and asked her “Who do you think you are talking to?” I about came out of my chair after that kid!
I asked my mom if she tied her horse to a telephone pole when she went to school!
I just saw another video somewhere in the midwest states just recently where the parent pulled up into the ... that line parents wait their cars in with three horses, one she was riding, one for her older daughter to ride and one another person and a younger daughter was riding. The kids were like "You know how to ride a horse?!" and the older daughter went "Yeah..." climbed on and they left with all the kids O.O
@@VixLeu I saw that video, too!
I know of one kid from our church. The child was asked What do you want to be when you grow up he said Michael Myers.😂 The teacher called the parent for that.
When my oldest daughter was about 6, she asked me if I had to use chalk at school because paper and pencils weren’t invented back then. 👵🏻
I also “love” when kids ask what year I was born and are shocked when I start with “19…”
My Grade one son said to me when I was parking downtown " We cant park here mom " Why son? " Coz its says its public and we are catholic" HAHA (He was in catholic school )
You guys need a preschool edition the things my 4 year old niece says 😂
Coming home from work, my dad asked what I learned that day at preschool ( mind you, my mom was a parent volunteer at the Headstart I went to). With a speech impediment and all , I said that one of the little boys who was in my class , his dad had another woman. It was true, when his father would come pick him up, he'd park a few doors away from the church the preschool was in and leave his mistress in the car. of course the moms and the teachers all knew, but they didn't know we knew . Imagine the shovked Pikachu faces my parents had when I made that announcement, lol 😊😂My dad turned to my mom and asked if that was what I was learning at preschool.
When my daughter was in kindergarten, she told the teacher that her dad was in Antarctica. When I went to the parent teacher conference, she asked where my husband was. I told her he was in the Navy and deployed to Antarctica. She told me she thought my daughter was lying.
Bodies....It's going to be hard to finish this work day
It's a standard joke in my family that when a member of an older generation starts a story from their youth, they begin it with, "When I was your age - back when dinosaurs roamed the earth..."
😂😂😂😂😂😂😅
I thought "Camando" is what it's called when you don't wear underwear.
That too 😁
Free ballin’ is my favorite Tom Petty song 😂😂😂 J/K
Yes, free balling and going commando are synonyms.
Comando
Dying!
Bodies! I’m done! Whew!
Bodies buried in the yard I'd have went home for the week
32 minutes 😊
I would die if I worked with littles. Give me intermediate elementary
I have two stories one is when my oldest grandson who was about maybe 5 at the same wanted to know how and why I killed his grandfather btw he had a heart attack and it was not caused by me a couple of years later my other grandson asked about ancient history which he was referring to the 60s when Jesus was still alive and on earth