The Dragonborn woke up in a cart, thought "God, I'm hungry," and at the first possible moment of convenience, broke reality to cook themself a good meal. 10/10, intend to watch again.
Imagine being that guard, catching some hobo in ragged clothes flying into the city at mach 10. He starts stealing food, you tell him to stop, but he only goes faster, then books it into a store, cosplays as a chef, cooks a five star dinner, and then strips nude. What do you even tell the guard captain?
no such thing as hobox or captainx or have or better clothx or surprix etc, self led nmw, cepuxuax, do, say, be, can do, sya, be any nmw an dany s perfect
In my first run of Skyrim I spent the entire game collecting salmon and salmon steaks and so far I have nearly one thousand. I have made over a thousand meals and all of them are shoved into a tiny sack in the back of my house in Solitude
I don't know why but the part in the beginning when the dragon bursts through the wall and thus man just goes "excuse me while I jump through your head to make go make a snack." It is just so funny to me for some reason.
Oh, and the infinite power attacks thing isn’t a bug, it’s that it allows you to always have at least a tiny amount of stamina which allows you to power attack.
@@TheTaquitoProject i know mate but who the fuck uses infinite power attacks in a normal playthrough? everytime ive seen it is for some challenge video
i know it's one of the most important step to always go for the imperial side first to get the desired speed, but if you play it normally, which side you like the most? asking for real topic here
@@bh7969 it’s objectively incorrect if you hate the thalmor since Ulfric isn’t a great commander and underestimates the Thalmor. The Thalmor consider him an asset. They didn’t want him killed at Helgen, that was all Tullius, despite their protests.
The Dragonborn woke up in a cart, thought "God, I'm hungry," and at the first possible moment of convenience, broke reality to cook themself a good meal. 10/10, intend to watch again.
I see you are a person of culture
wrrr
Imagine being that guard, catching some hobo in ragged clothes flying into the city at mach 10. He starts stealing food, you tell him to stop, but he only goes faster, then books it into a store, cosplays as a chef, cooks a five star dinner, and then strips nude. What do you even tell the guard captain?
What if crack heads are just real life speed runners
Just that he stealed and burgery
And maybe drugs or mad
@@benb25504 Speed Running life
no such thing as hobox or captainx or have or better clothx or surprix etc, self led nmw, cepuxuax, do, say, be, can do, sya, be any nmw an dany s perfect
I’m going to be honest, no idea who you are or why I’m subbed to you, but this made my day, so thanks
I personally subbed after the Nazeem kill/teabag
Noah lol me too
I still haven’t made a meal in Skyrim
Me nether
@@enixou Install INeed you will be cooking and eating all the time
In my first run of Skyrim I spent the entire game collecting salmon and salmon steaks and so far I have nearly one thousand. I have made over a thousand meals and all of them are shoved into a tiny sack in the back of my house in Solitude
I only ever made Vegetable Soup because of the whole stamina regeneration to allow you to spam power attacks thing.
Best speedrun ever made
No the new one is
I thought this said, ‘Master Chief’
Same
only just realised it didnt because of this comment
same, but Master Chef is good too
You speed running all of Skyrim’s quests is probably the most impressive thing on youtube!
This speedrun is fucking *R A W*
loved this run! high elf flies to solitude, steals vegetables and then buys a chefs apron and hat!
I name Waz king of unorthodox Skyrim speedruns, i love your work please keep it up
Why won't this be preformed at GDQ? It's the most important speedrun in gaming history.
Cause it's a bunch of nerds
When you suddently feel hungry at 2 am
After watching this video, I decided to become a chef
I’ve discovered your channel through the nazeem speed run, and I must say all your work is truly amazing, keep it up speed demon.
the best part of all of these is watching him fucking yeet himself off of a horse. gets me every time
I don't know why but the part in the beginning when the dragon bursts through the wall and thus man just goes "excuse me while I jump through your head to make go make a snack." It is just so funny to me for some reason.
Gordon ramsay on the way to find lamb sauce.
the king
Would love to see any outtakes from any of your speedruns... surely they can't always be this smooth?
Great run
This is it.
You make a sub only to surpass every time each speedrun you played.
GO BABY GO! LIKE THE WIND!
And that's the true definition of entertainment.
finally a use for cooking in this game
Beef stew, venison stew, and vegetable soup allow infinite power attacks. Elsweyr fondue is pretty good for mages. Not that useless, eh?
Oh, and the infinite power attacks thing isn’t a bug, it’s that it allows you to always have at least a tiny amount of stamina which allows you to power attack.
@@TheTaquitoProject i know mate but who the fuck uses infinite power attacks in a normal playthrough? everytime ive seen it is for some challenge video
NO!
U MUST BECOME THE GOURMET!
Delicious
Finally some good fucking food
The Gourmet.
That was not what I was expecting....
Was in 2021: riding all horses speed run 0:99
Goddammit. I watched this whole thing thinking it said MASTER CHIEF.
Shit.
Finally some good fucking food
Extreme dieting
I don't know why you were in my subs with notifications on but I'll keep it that way.
Am I the only one who thought the title said Master Chief? I was disappointed when no spartan 117. :/
WOW 2:18 !
KEKW
i know it's one of the most important step to always go for the imperial side first to get the desired speed, but if you play it normally, which side you like the most?
asking for real topic here
I only played through the Civil War once and I chose the Stormcloaks. There's something a bit iffy about the Imperials and Thalmor.
Waz this is the correct answer
@@bh7969 it’s objectively incorrect if you hate the thalmor since Ulfric isn’t a great commander and underestimates the Thalmor. The Thalmor consider him an asset. They didn’t want him killed at Helgen, that was all Tullius, despite their protests.
*pitter patter*
Gordon Ramsay ain't got shit on this Altmer.
nice!
Cookborn
Porque você não fala na gameplay
👨🍳
all this is very impressive, but it's kinda boring to see that most OOB speedruns are almost identical in terms of tech
Is the WR
There's a video in you're glitch
*guy punches your horse
You: "You'll pay for that!"
Him: "waitwaitwaitwaitwait just watch ill give it right back"
Awesome
no such thign as refusex or etc
Why
Very cool nahui ,blyat:) hello from Russia.
I found this run over a year later and it's still FUCKING RAW nice one buddy