Charlie Brooker's Screenwipe S1E1P1
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 21 ม.ค. 2011
- Charlie talks about the actual cost of making simple TV and how TV companies claw the money back from phone in shows. He also discusses the different types of TV presenters as well as reviewing The Jeremy Kyle Show and The Apprentice. Robert Popper talks about his dislike for the TV show Star Quality.
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He's done all he can for humanity by uploading all this great tv and now returned to his home planet. God bless him... And Charlie Brooker of course.
6:15 - 8:55 It's amazing how far ahead of time Charlie Brooker was with Jeremy Kyle.
I WAS THAT TRAMP WITH THE PETROL CAN
Can't hear this theme without thinking of 28 Days Later.
Same
"these people genuinely lose memories" is a GREAT down point.
This is the best man ever.
Nailing it from the very start - what a guy
i was thinkin the same thing!! i use to love all these!
I lost it at the toilet bit, hahaha
love this guy
@4104jake I think xthemusic got banned.
Im so happy this is back, now I can watch through screenwipe every 6 months again, I love this
@kemp10 its all on youtube, well it was a few months ago. great show. the omid djalili one is brilliant.
opening music reminds me of an outtake from OK Computer
Does anyone know what episode is at 8:10??
His living room seems to get less tidy in each series.
This show kinda reminds me of the Angry Videogame Nerd... very funny stuff.
He evolved!
She's saying you're attractive, but listless.
A bittersweet compliment, I suppose
I wander what Charlie thinks of Blue Peter presenters
that was what i was alluding to...
@AstraVex Yus! My life is complete.
Jeremy Kyles to Britain, as Jerry Springers or Maury is to America?
6:10
Yeah, sorry about that Charlie but, y'know, I'd had a night on the lash...
@Kousaburo
Someone already has :)
@4104jake i dont know any of the rumours but there were some going around. The accounts however got hacked and closed down :(
I don't remember the first episode being like this. But i think Im just forgetful.
i'm the skitzoid jitterer. it's only a good time to startle me if there's a pot of glitter makeup in my hands "what?sorry! my toast said you vant it vant it. No, the toast. vain toast...you know talking toast was this experimental ad campaign... now you look like picasso...can i take a picture? costs a fortune. okee doke"
no monsieur brooker i am a being of heart beat,organs bones and nerve endings
@4104jake his account wasn't closed, the user closed it himself
Justin lee Collins! yikes. Is he out of prison now?
+Bob Tangle saw him at a beer festival in Newquay in October, looking sketchy
I guess the One Show hasn't called lol.
cb, voice of the reasonable. PC Zone fans remember
I've never been in a bog with a bog attendant. Junkie yes, bog attendant no..
this show sort of reminds of tv heaven, telly hell. whatever happened to that?
You're not weird looking. you look fully normal
you have no clue...i was laughing merrily about Katy Perry's Killer Queen holy hand grenade perfume bottle (can't stand it on the desk its got a down point) i fumbled it HAHA GOOD JOB THAT'S NOT A REAL GRENADE.... on camera.
and i said "shrink,i wanna KILL.I MEEEEEAN I WANNA KILL. I WANNA SEE BLOOD AND VEINS AND GUTS IN MY TEETH I MEAN I WANNA KIIIIIIILL"then we was both jumping up and down screaming "KILL!KILL!" then he walked over pinned a medal on me and said...You're our guy. i didn't feel too good about it."
that means reverse psychology doesn't work on the draft doctor. trying another strategy.
I'm sure his girlfriend thought so too, before he stalked and harrassed her.
Bit harsh on Justin Lee Collins, always came across as a nice chap to me. Oh....
@crabbytheclown Difference being Charlie Brooker is much funnier than James Rolfe.
Vapid eye candy: Konnie Huq? Ey Charlie, EY?!
the truth has never been so funny!
why would you not want to draft dodge? all the money is at home. homey money nicey nicey.
Too pretty to wear glasses?
Well damn, now I feel ugly!
Jeremy Kyle Show LOLL
I would rather watch the Ascent of Man than Jeremy Kyle any day of the week.
Jeremy Kyle was pure evil on that show.
aquatic livestock
you see the thing that happens in a nazi paradigm when you have the whitest teeth is you can inform someone verbally that they have a memory problem and they have no choice in the matter but to obey.
Wait, is Jeremy Kyle relatively recent? As in, newer than the 1990s? I mean, did the UK ACTUALLY steal an American-style show, and for fuck's sake, why would you pick Jerry Springer!?
For a second, I thought I even saw Steve Wilkos in the background, but it was just another bald, vaguely muscular guy
Essentially, thick people are thick everywhere - In the UK and the USA
Sledge hammer would be preferable. =)
you see the thing that happens in a nazi paradigm when you have the whitest tweth is you can inform someone verbally that they have a memory problem and they have no choice in the matter but to obey.