U.S. Shocked Andorra Not In Africa
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 18 ก.พ. 2008
- The United States gave billions of dollars in aid to the wealthy European principality of Andorra, which it mistakenly assumed was a poor African country.
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“There’s probably hundreds of countries in the world” is a great quote
It’s very hard to keep track of these things. After all, it’s very confusing
The Andoran people know exactly where they are. They should have told us
@R G have you tried taking a joke ??
@R G woosh you dude :d
@R G why would you say it then
Like that time someone asked:
-"Where's Nicaragua?"
-"In Central America"
-"Oh, so, near Kansas?"
Nicar, what? What did you call me? Uruguay!!
I'm surprised they even know Nicaragua exist
@@yuriang_8050 HEY.
At least I know that the Sentinel Islands exist.
@@501ststormtrooper9 only that?
@@501ststormtrooper9 just kidding
As a citizen of ??? I wanted to say thank you to USA for not sending millions of dollars to our enemy Mumbambu
Did you know for whom that money was sent ? Not for the government of Mumbambu ,but to USA government shady buisnesses ,like the CIA funds and other black money in trillions ,ending in post office number volts ,to serve for unothorised USA deals ,that were hyding from the world ,black money ,Opium sale gains,all to serve in black sights and unlafull actiones,like bribes,coups,unlafully funding the likes of Isis,ALQAIDA,funds for secret terrorist invasions in countries like Cuba ,Afghanistan ,Russia,China,Ukraine ……too long to list them all here ,Negroponte started it before the Iraq attack ..
@@dragonfly1929 ...........what
@@Phobos_Anomalythat is the best possible response
@@dragonfly1929what
@@Phobos_Anomaly If this is satire, it's amazing.
As a citizen of Mumbambu am very angry with Andorra, I can't believe all this years they have been receiving money meant for us
Wow a mumbambu tribesman with internet
I suggest invade Andorra to get your money back
@@FlyingExplorer2022 Solid, high quality idea.
Go back to your blue area called "???"
@@FlyingExplorer2022 good idea
However, how do they explain to France or Spain why the hell are they sending military forces on their territory?
Next episode: They will donate some money to Hungary to solve the hunger
Lol
Hey, hungary is full of starving neo-fascist groups who need relief.
Ick.
Feed them some Turkey, it's too big for its own good.
@@canyizas1567 i think they would like a piece of macedonia more.
-Did you solve the hungry people problem?
-yes
-*Sees nuclear detonator on desk*......wait, in WHAT WAY?
Now we know how Wakanda stayed hidden...
@Brett Sylvester Not only are you answering to a 6 months old comment, you also can't tell when someone is joking.
The blue region was the secret all along!
Interesting viewpoint young Rocky.
@Brett Sylvester you must be fun at parties
@Brett Sylvester Shame! Shame!
r/wooosh
As a South African I'm excited to see we have expanded our territory. We also don't know what the blue area is called but we are very careful of Claw Island
Madagascar is a strange and fearful land.
@@napoleoncomplex2712what the fuck is Madagascar?
@@euskoferre not North South Africa?
@@warrennelson3737LOL
That's where the dancing Lemurs are
1:34 "Every Andorran will remember your generosity and stupidity "
holy hell hahahahhahaha
The last one 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"the andorran people will take the blame for it. they know exactly where they are"
Yup
Yes we too watched the video
@@firebird4491 Dude, you're in Andorra right now? For real?
@@firebird4491 Whats wrong with that?
Hunted Werewolf It’s unoriginal, cringe, and he did it for like whoring. He got 2300 likes just for repeating something in the video.
I love that large mid section of Africa just labelled "Mumbambu"
And the whole blue area just filled with questionmarks
Dont forget that americans know where the Congo is
@@anti_neon8910 rip katanga
Would have been funny if they didn't really know how to pronounce it and just kinda mumbled their way through it
A I no way this is real
This reminds me of how during the Austrian wine poisoning scandal the Japanese government banned the import of Australian wine after mistaking the two countries
Edit: Turns out there doesn't seem to be any evidence that this actually happened, so take this comment with a grain of salt
No way.
That's the easiest one.
But surprising if you consider the Japs, so educate and smart...
Just to discover that all these flattering stereotypes about asians wasn't born because asians are actually like that, but rather because americans are becoming day after day more dumb.
Few years from now and after few more degradation of American education system, they will see any asian as a kind of Albert Einstein.
🤣🤣🤣
It indeed sounds similar in Japanese. O-su-to-ri-a and o-su-to-re-ri-a
Nuh uh
To be fair , it's more understandable from a government that doesn't speak an indo European language like Japanese.
The onion's actors are hands down the best I've ever seen. I have no idea who any of them are, yet everytime I watch them I'm flabbergasted. Absolutely flawless line deliveries.
Onion confirmed they are from alternative reality
what actors? its real.
The Onion used to be better, but their material has waned. The Babylon Bee has way more creative and funny material.
I like how the region labeled "Congo" has not a single piece of the actual Congo in it hahaha
Of either Congo
lth5015 0 for 2 damnit
M U M B A M B U
@@wisemankugelmemicus1701 claw island.
You just gonna ignore Mumbumbu 😂😂😂😂
I heard of a country called Austria. The kangaroos live there.
No, it's a country called New Zealand that is located on mars.
Austria girl Dumb & Dumber
th-cam.com/video/VRIUbFLjtX0/w-d-xo.html
Isn’t that country made up by the government to kill pedophiles?
Yes it is. I recommend you book a flight immediately and ask the local tourist office where you can find them. lol
"Austria? G'day mite! Let's toss anotha shrimp on the barbie!"
1:45 - "Aid shipments to Norway also in question" LOL
"It sounded right so we just kept sending the money"
Classic.
This reminds me about the story when during the Albanian football game the stadium turned on Andorra's national anthem and then apologized to Armenia
That has to be an urban legend or some shit. I mean I really hope it's not, but I really have a hard time believing that that really happened.
@@viljamtheninja I am from Armenia. It happened :)
@@patrickstar1164 That was a very embarrassing day for the French Football Federation
@@stevenseelig945 I don't really feel like that. For us it was funny
Personally I would prefer if they had played Turkish national anthem and then apologized to Armenia.
There's probably hundreds of countries in the world lol
theres around 2 hundred lol
You didn't watch the video did you
+Vexivero what video
+Vexivero what video
Vexivero what video
U.S shocked Singapore not in China
That happened right? TikTok ban?
I am shocked how long it took for me to realize this was satire. As an American I was completely convinced the US could have done this. Lmao.
Aa a Spanish guy I also thought the US could do this hahahahaha
as a German i wouldn't have been surprised If this really happened
as a Czech I would assume something like this could be done by the US.
As a Somalian guy please give me moneh
@@themightyjug most American moment
"Someone said Andorra was in Africa. It sounded right and we just kept sending them money."
I love the honesty there lol
Usa in a nutshell
@@Donkyelburro usa is a sinonymous for stupid
I live in Andorra, a small town in egypt:
th-cam.com/video/lCl7I7png08/w-d-xo.html
This is satirical just so you all know
I like how Congo didn't even have a single square meter of their real territory on the map
Claw island lol
As we all know, the real Congo is a province of Mumbambu.
Hahahaha
Their real territory is all of Africa. They are the true owners.
Egyptians: "Guess im black now. They seem to think the Pyramids are somewhere in Tibet or something."
..... *Nah, thats giving Americans way too much credit, thinking they can point out Tibet on a map.*
I honestly think the Onion has produced the funniest satire I have ever seen in my entire life. There's some good satire out there, but this is timeless.
What a hilariously weird thing to say when Monty Python exists.
This is not satire. The situation in Mumbambu, Luxembourg and Moldova remains very tough. Especially in Luxembourg, they are rapidly falling behind Andorra in GDP.
In one Monty Python skit a character says, (about the show), "That's not satire! It's zany madcap humor!" I tend to agree for most sketches.
Im convinced the Onion is just a Paul Verhoeven tv series
I am from Andorra and I can confirm that now every one of us has his own Hot-air balloon, thank you America!
Is there enough room? I suppose it’s ok if you don’t inflate them all at the same time?
77,000 people live in Andorra, if you distribute the 3 billion dollars, each citizen gets around $35,000
No hot air balloons for everyone :((
Wrath ah yes 10 bucks a person
@@AzaiReacts YES for example for schooling :)
@@dalibormilina5714 and for a not selling a leg to heal a scratch....
Are you guys ok? This is obviusly a joke, it never happened
What about the Australia-Hungry Empire? They just don’t have any food...
Aren't they having a war with the mongols?
You mean this? images.app.goo.gl/6M7XJmuXVdnLyLr49
Those hungry Austrians should just hunt down and eat kangaroos
Turkey could help them
They have problem with food because of dictator named Caesar
We should send aid to Monaco though, pretty sure that one is in Africa
Yes monaco needs aid after that earthquake 🇲🇦
What about Texaco?
I’m from Germany and my sister once had an exchange student from America coming to our place. I believe it was back in 2015. On the first or second day she was here we had a little conversation about the news, politics and stuff like that. We were really shocked to find out how little she knew about what’s happening in the rest of the world. She then told us that the news in Pennsylvania where she came from and pretty much all over the country just doesn’t report much about anything happening outside of America. After hearing that I couldn’t even blame her tbh. I mean how is she supposed to know if the most reliable sources she has access to act like America is the only country in the world? But I guess that explains why situations such as the one in this video are happening.
We get BBC and PBS World News here, so I guess people just decide not to watch the news.
Does news from other countries report on stuff happening in the US?
@@cooliostarstache5474In my country the two main news channels report about everything that’s happening in the world. That obviously includes stuff happening in the US. Same can be said about France, Spain, Italy etc.
Dude this video is a satire
What's worse, is Europeans are still apparently baffled by this. America is huge and has always been insular anyway. In America a domestic flight can take 8 hours, in Europe, you pass through 7 countries on your morning jog.
@@michlo3393it IS baffling every time someone forgets basic facts about the world because 'murica'
Sudan: *splits in Sudan and South Sudan*
US: "This is getting out of hand! Now, there are two of them!"
We have to stop it! Imagine what will happen if we don't stop this dangerous precedens!
Funnily enough the US supported the split.
R/prequelmemes... I will not lower myself to give you a quote back...
Salt-Upon-Wounds guinea, guinea Bissau, Equatorial Guinea and Papua New Guinea have entered the chat
@@ByddinRhyddidCymru Guyana: Am I a joke to you?
There's no way Mumbambu is that big. Who is fact checking this stuff?
Satire? That's a type of fabric right?
Jeepers! Was this a civil exchange of words on youtube?
No, it really is that big! Trust me because I grew up to the south in ??? and I used to go to Mumbambu all the time on vacation.
+Justin Slick No, Satire is a kind of gem.
@jen b I first thought it was true. I'm German and this is exactly my stereotype of Americans.
As a US citizen who has never before heard of Andorra, I too can say that I’m shocked to discover Andorra is in fact not in Africa.
I would nag you for not knowing geography but you can't simply look at a map, Andorra is a micronation
You can be somewhat forgiven. It's a very small country right between Spain and France. It's a small, richer, European country, like Liechtenstein, Monaco, the Vatican City or San Marino. They're all smaller than Luxembourg.
@@PossessedPotatoBird A micronation lacks recognition, Andorra is a microstate
@@chaosXP3RT
Liechtenstein is my mortal enemy
I once told an american i was from Serbia.
"Oh must be cold there."
"no its not that cold"
"i thought SIBERIA was freezing cold."
I just shrugged and walked away
Frankly that's the only way to deal with the stubbornly stupid. Trying to convince such a person of anything is like arguing with a toddler - frustrating and soul-draining 😂
It really is genuinely unbelievable how many people are ignorant of such basic facts, especially when those people all have internet access. Just another reason why teaching children critical thinking is so vital (and why conservatives and reactionaries do anything in their power to prevent such teaching).
@@zonesquestiloveunderworld your acting as if its hard to mistake serbia and siberia, the real stupid ones are the ones who confuse anne frank with amel-
I didn't realize Suriname was cold, had always assumed it was a tropical climate.
@@zonesquestiloveunderworldnigga he could have just misheard. You're projecting too much
I mean still pretty cold in serbia
"That blue area right under Mumbambu"
Kills me everytime
@@tuurehu3392 I don't think he said anything in his comment that would've made it seem like he didn't understand that the areas are fake? He was just pointing out a comedic bit from the video.
Tuure Syrjälä u sound like u never get a joke and always fact-checks someone because they made a mistake. Am i right?
@@tuurehu3392 I would hope so
Wasn't that the fictional island of the cartoon characters in Bedknobs and Broomsticks?
@@tuurehu3392
It is not, I checked it and I can confirm that map to be true
Start a war with Andorra - that's how the US teaches the population geography.
that's not wrong,
its how I learned where Afghanistan was when I was in elementary school....
MAFIOSA E It's a joke stolen from Ambrose Bierce.
dothedeed Been reading Ambrose Bierce?
Than all 5 people of Andorra will have to fight!
"War is just gods way of teaching Americans topography."
It's sad that could actually has to be a news story here in America
@Jack Of the box It isn't, it's from The Onion.
...I just thought, "They're way across the ocean somewhere, their lives must be very, very difficult"
I spit my beer out onto a power strip when I heard that🤣
Ono
In the next episode: Spain, that small city of Mexico.
I laughed hard at this, i'm spanish.
@@mrs.dontgiveafuck5838 I'm portuguese
So I'm a part of you,, and I speak brazilian
But still we are mexico
@@ShayNoMore1 are you really portuguese?
Then you should know that you speak portuguese, different from brazilian, and you are not Mexico.
I hardly think i misunderstood something here...
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@mrs.dontgiveafuck5838 is that a joke right?
Plz tell it is
Wow the Onion is incredible, I’ve been to Andorra and it’s absolutely an amazing country. If you like to ski or snowboard, get over there. Super hard to become a citizen.
That last part is the most incredible part. Love to hear it.
But that's bc US gave it money by mistake.
Happened recently with the city of Newark, New Jersey and the United States of Kailasa.
This is unrealistic i’m American and I know the only countries in the world are America and the USA
@Shawn you forgot the united states
Oh and those anima providers from japan
And China? I know you're joking but Americans seem quite obsessed with China now.
@@Nicolas-ds2yt r/woooosh
@@TheJosep70 Silly, smh
We all know China is in the US
Reminds me of something I heard at school a few days ago.
"You're Taiwanese? I love Thai food!"
Not to be confused with Thailand, that's the country trying to keep their independence from China.
(Best of luck with that by the way, I hope democracy prevails!)
Taiwan, formerly known as the Republic of Siam
Thailand, formally known as the Republic of China
Thaiwanland, formally known as the Republic of Chiam
@@xXxSkyViperxXx Mumbambu, formerly known as the Republic of Agdgdgwngu.
This reminds me of a time when back in 5th grade me and my Indian friend were walking in a hallway while a classmate came running from behind and asks my friend “are you Hindi or are you Hindu” and right there I couldn’t hold my laugh 😂
🤣🤣
The joy when I see a new clip of The Onion unwatched
I'm sick of getting emails from the deposed king of Mumbambu.
And the ??????? people just started another civil war. Unstable region, that ???????, i tell you
Just went to the cinima to watch the new movie called "claw Island"
It's good try it
@@meme-potentialsearch8010 😂😂😂😂😂
It’s with great pleasure that I give the 1000th like on this comment.
@@lsclassic741 I wasn't even aware I'd had 1 like until now.
*'The Andorra people will take the blame for it, they should've told us'*
I'm dying 😂😂
😂😂😂😂
"They know where they are", lol!
This is one of the most genius onion videos!! 😂
SMH...🤣🤣🤡
They make a good point. Definitely their fault
It's so disgusting that the government waste taxpayer money on the Andorians, while the Sugondese are forced to go Hungary. 😞
whats hungary?
Half of the citizens of Andorra are Spanish youtubers evading taxes
That reminds of that one time when Bush landed in Slovenia instead of Slovakia and they were surprised no one was greeting them at the airport.
Slovenia and Slovakia actually do get mixed up all the time. They have special shipments for diplomatic mail that was sent to the wrong country. Their flags look really similar as well.
@@SeverityOne one of them should sue the other for plagiarism...
Maybe they forgot who copied who
@@ElPibePlay1000 Then they could possibly even get Slavonia involved, which is a region of Croatia - which borders Slovenia. Those guys in Central Europe really need to think about how to name their regions...
@@SeverityOne never let that region get independence oh god
Omg did that actually happen 💀
This is why South Africa is more developed. They're easy to spot and they have a catchy name
Mumbambu sound catchy
Sorry but still lock like shit
With 23 percent unemployment gud luck
Claw island sound great
Okay, and now ask Americans about Africa’s position
You’re gonna see what happens
This is still so funny even now
My favorite part is how they show a map of Africa and say “Andorra isn’t on this map” but it’s technically in the small portion of Europe that was included, it’s just not labeled. They still don’t know where it is
Sometimes, US soldiers will invade Angola but declare war on Andorra
@Venky Wank thats a Town in Germany
@@mpking7565 no no you got it wrong it's a country in Asia between Mexico City and Ireland
@@zedfra8014 yeah man they are very poor, with. Mexico City is trying to take them over so they are poor now
ZEDFRA I think you’re talking about the Mongolian city in Pakistan. God you all stupid 😂😂😂
@@coincollectionuk8750 no you fool the one in Pakistan is called Canada
Completely believable scenario, let's be honest.
Isthisjustfantasy 75 No, not really. The US government isn’t that dumb, it’s the people that are. And the people don’t make economical decisions for the country.
@@ajon6205 I'd like to introduce you to the Trump administration.
Sasuke Sarutobi Trump is “dumb”, but not necessarily the rest of his government.
@@ajon6205 fair
@@ajon6205 well, during Maidan crysis Americans threated they will place their aircraft carriers near shores of Belarus... which doesn't have access to any water objects other than rivers and lakes
Thanks for peeling off all the layers of this one
"It sounded right, we just kept sending them money!" My poor lungs!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Speaking of Andorra. Polish goverment banned flights from Andorra due to Covid, they lifted the ban when they realised that Andorra doesn't have an airport.
Edit. For all dummies too lazy to make a simple 10 second research and claiming that Andorra has an airport. Airport called andorra is in Spain and is property of Catalan (local) goverment, not Andorra itself.
Legendary Polish Power
Lmfao
I love my country
thats SO DUMB :DDDD
I think that's very short sighted! What would happen if Andorra built an airport? They should have kept the ban in place just in case Andorra built an airport in the meantime!
"Where do you live?"
"Kazakhstan"
"Oh, you guys have problems with Taliban over there, right?"
i would imagine they would make borat refrences also send potassium
haha then they made stupid c&c game for that... kazakhstan home for terrorist. how stupid games ever. just mock the game okay. i know kazak is good peoples
@@terrorsquadlith as kazakh I'd suggest you not to believe everything you read in the internet
oh yea.. so you didnt name your capital city Nursultan ?? :D that is so fuckin retarded ! that is like a cult
@@terrorsquadlith i thought the Kazakhstan capital is Astana??
I guess that they haven't found oil there
Why did the Onion stop making video content?? It's so good!
Why is this recommended to me now??
I'm not American or European.
I'm from Andorra, Africa
Greetings from Beijing, the capital of Texas
Gaounja Hardick greetings from Prague capital of Argentina
From turkey
Greetings from Berlin, Argentina
I'm from England, America
I'll start a petition for my government to change our country's name to a vaguely African sounding one...
Poznanbique
Mbwalla
Serbia Leone
Polandbabwe 😂
Not Chad flag
They know exactly where they are and they should have told us
There are so many places that aren’t Andorra!!!
And the best thing is that Andorra isn’t even in Africa. It’s between the two Asian countries, Spain and France!
Andorra is not a real country you dumbass, the Nasa and other round-earth organizations made it up.
@@Ben-rz3cw bitch youre flatpilled, the earth is a cube and andorra is located in the native american indian regions of the nevada deserts in which it borders monaco and kentucky.
@@kingcrimson5005 wtf are you talking about??? The earth is a dinosaur and andorra is on the moon
@@konstus
Tf u talkin bout? Andorra is a nudder name for da Earth.
I am actually from Andorra usually when I travel I say I m from Spain. But if I say Andorra some people understands " Pandora" 😂😂 Avatar's planet.
No kidding. So... Yeah could be there too. 😂
“All the Spanish youtubers living in Andorra will thank your generosity and stupidity”
Enhorabuena, hermano.
Hijo, es the onion, son noticias falsas
@@dylanfromtwitch7538 r/woosh
Jajaja Bien dicho.
Miren los likes
Still my favourite Onion video
as a native of ??? I cannot tell you how outraged I was. Maybe a bucketfull of money would help tho.
Scariest thing is if this was real it wouldn't even surprise me at this point
Oh I thought this was a joke video
I thought it was real but then I read the comments...
I wasn't sure if it was real or not til i saw the map of Africa-
The Onion is a news site famous for making up really dumb and hilarious stuff.
It took me more than a minute to be convinced that it was a joke.
After all, Americans are really great at delivering sarcasm these days...
As a european this is what I imagine american news are like and what kind of problems they have there.
nevermore1343 depends on the part of America
nevermore1343
Look at Florida news, and it’s crazy
Hem of the Sky well America is a great place, but half of our population is retarded
Hem of the Sky European power lmaooo whats that its non existent
Hem of the Sky America is by no means perfect, but I highly doubt there is much a difference overall between European and American intelligence. America is a world leader in STEM fields for instance
1:43 , Aid shipment to Norway also in question
Dude who the heck would think that Norway needs aid? They’re doing just fine
"Claw island"
I lost it there
Well, greetings from Indonesia the capital of Tokyo.
and hello from London on the east coast of switzerland
Greetings from Norway, the little brother of Sweden.
Greetings from poland, on the southern coast of mongolia
Greetings from the Philippines
Capital of Spain
Greetings from USA, the capitalism of capitol.
I'm from Bosnia who lived in the US for 5 years. For the longest time people kept thinking that I was from Boston. I was sick and tired of explaining where I was from so I basically started saying I'm from Boston.
At least they knew where Europe was, right?
Yeah Bosnia, I know that one... erm place where... its uh.....
In Africa? Yeah, they're in a bad way down there right? We should send them money or something.
@@theblancmange1265 when I asked people to guess where Bosnia is, they thought it was in Africa, next to Sudan and Somalia. I was shocked and just decided that I am from a small country somewhere in Africa 😂😂😂
@@Boznaniac Imagine if they mistaked Albania with Alabama
Definitely start saying you're from southern Europe, and if they follow that up with "where in southern Europe?" you can clarify Bosnia. This is good advice for anyone in general who is from a smaller country that most people won't know, just giving the general region you're from (central Asia, Caribbean, west Africa, North Africa, etc) is enough information most people are interested in anyway. It's not even "smaller countries" that have an issue with this, most people are far more ignorant of geography than we realise and it can get really tiring having to teach everyone you meet about where you're from.
Weird to think this video is nearly two decades old
I totally see this happening today
At least they know where South Africa is. They got the shape and size wrong, but they nailed the location.
It must have been a challenge, admittedly
They correct that's the future map of Africa
America: "Thouth means down"
th-cam.com/video/kRh1zXFKC_o/w-d-xo.html Around 1:20
Even the Americans wouldn’t be stupid enough to read “South Africa” and not put two and two together
JUST IN: Despite previous reports, Monaco is also not in Africa
Poor people in Lichtenstein still need our help tho :(
A Shamal dont forget san marino. situation seems to be hard over there
@@melle7459 San Marino is in Mexico, isn't it?
@@rafaelazambuja1099 San marino borders to Italy
I can see how someone could mix Monaco with Morocco lmao
First video I watched on a new phone.
great pic then
as a claw islander i am very angry at and*rra
"ah you're from Germany. I love Heineken beer"
"Well actually that's from Amsterdam"
"Oh right. So it's polish then"
No shit, this happened to me. And the guy worked for the US air force.
Always remember that 30% of Republicans polled in favor of bombing "Agrabah"
Tbh that's the problem with many USA people. Most Europeans would recognize that they don't know something and ask you about it, but US Americans just wanna look as they know what they are talking about. It's 100% confidence, 0% humility (I'm generalizing of course, there are great USA folks as well, but the stereotype of the dumb selfish ignorant American exists for a reason and I have seen it lol).
I met American tourists in Krakow, they said they would stay in Poland for the weekend, and then they would go to visit Czechoslovakia and Yugoslavia: D
@@akcjaxd7863 As someone who is from Croatia, this hurts me immensely.
@@akcjaxd7863 jesus wtf lmfao
i like how everyones just ignoring the "AID SHIPMENTS TO NORWAY ALSO IN QUESTION" in the global focus text lol
I noticed. I'm Norwegian.
@@tarjei99 no more personal hot air balloons with pure gold baskets for you either, I guess.
And “CAT TRAVELS 1,000 MILES TO EAT CAT FOOD” also in global focus text
Norway needs it for their giant wall of butter.
Man crushed by an anvil falling reminds America of a simpler time
please bring back this version of the Onion before things went to shit
The bananaban terrorists of Mumbambu threatened Onion to find and ridicule their central bureau should they continue with misrepresenting Mumbambu in the internets.
This actually happened to me.
A guy I work with in a packing company was speaking with another employee as we were loading pallets and I overheard their conversation, the guy was asking the other guy why Spain speaks Mexican, he was really baffled as to why Spain chose to speak Mexican, I think I stopped for a good 5 minutes, the other guy answered and I swear to all that is holy his anwer was "it's probably because they are both in the equator, most warm countries speak mexican"
Took my lunch early just so I can laugh out loud on my own without offending them.
Ah yes, Spanish, named after the country spai-... Mexico
@@megatronusv2215 *Mexican
This is why Ecuador speaks the most Mexican in the world.
you should have said something to them, holy hell.
You should've. You really should have laughed into their stupid fucking faces.
This is so authentically American, and as an American, I sincerely hope no one thinks this is a joke
I have been sat here trying to figure out if it is one or not. It’s the map that threw me.
I honestly don't know I can't see anything in the comments surely it has to be a joke
@@denizhamit8996 there’s no way that was the map they were using in 2008. No way.
@@liam1083 it is indeed a joke, they are mocking How some Politicians are so blatantly ignorant that they don't even know where countries are. The Onion are all about Satire.
@@FXD609 ah ok. Almost disappointed lmao
"they should have told us"
Claw Island
Love the fact that they use a video of the Spanish foreign minister presenting him as the president of Andorra 😂
For a long time i thought andorra was some sort of self governed part of spain.
@@florian9540 sort of that but for France not Spain, for spaniards Andorra is mainly known as a fiscal paradise
@@peterbaskett ¿Qué dices? Andorra no es no de Francia ni de España. Es una nación independiente con covenios cob ambos países para protección etc. Pero no es parte se Francia
@@peterbaskett if i m not wrong aparently macaroni the president of france is the prince of andorra
@@mellonear9130 idk what the hell you are saying, but Andorra is a principality headed by two co-princes; bishop of Urgell (Catalonia) and president of France(used to be the King)
11 years later this video appears on my recommendation, nice one TH-cam finally a good recommendation
Same here
finally a good one? damn so I was lucky, search up "yoda eating a hamburger ASMR while my parents fight down stairs"
Well you can just watch all the other onion videos, this one is far from the best, I suggest you start with this one: th-cam.com/video/9U4Ha9HQvMo/w-d-xo.html and then this one: th-cam.com/video/gEyFH-a-XoQ/w-d-xo.html and maybe th-cam.com/video/iEtw3XJoJrE/w-d-xo.html
This video was suddenly on my recommendation list, too. I suspect TH-cam was bribed/blackmailed/forced to eat trinxat by those sly Andorreans (who aren't African, it's obvious that they come from outer space).
Same
"It sounded right."
Pure gold.
I just found out I'm from Congo. Thank you America for teaching us geography.
I once asked my adult students if they could locate Turkey on a large map on the wall. To my horror they seemed to agree it should be somewhere around the sea of Japan.
As a Turk i can confirm that sir
Sea of Japan is really nice. Lots of fish and snow.
@@petergray2712 japan? is it around canada?
Dumb people! Everybody knows Turkey is a bird that don't live in the sea.
They mixed it up with the country Terriyaki.
God bless the rains down in Andorraaaa
I bless the rains down in andoooraaaaaa
They prefere snow though. Since they live from skiing tourism.
Gonna take some time to find the countries we never heeeeeeeeeeeeeard (of)
Someone didn't get the joke here...
15 years later, 29 y.o. in the U.S. and just learning this... great shame upon me.
Upon returning from a South America trip, Reagan commented “they are all different countries”. Surprised?
The guy portrayed as Andorra's Prime Minister was actually Spain's Foreign Minister.
A subtle jab at Andorra, perhaps?
@@jonetxaniz783 yes 5 i think depends on how u see it.?
Just a simple mixup
Well it depends on the time of the year, sometimes it's the french sometimes it's the spanish
Well, Andorra doesn't have Prime Minister, their ruler is either the French president or the Bishop of Urgell (depending on the year).
1:46 "Aid shipments to Norway also in question."
Lmaooo
Dammit! We need those shipments.
@@Tjalve70 you guys really need it. Life is so hard in this cold part of africa
I hear der're real big snow munsters out der' in duh continunt uh Dinmurk.
@@justaguy1182 norway isn't even cold lol the gulf stream makes it much warmer than for example Finland or Russia
@@tuurehu3392 norway IS cold. You dont have to be THE coldest country to be called cold, so stop with this.
Lots of people eating the onion on the newest comments
This can't be real
They should sent aid to Arstotzka or Cobrastan, they have a really tough situation there.
Araneus21 if you have your papers in order
Meh, any country that ends with -stan will probably get invaded.
@Green Ghouls I think they mean after the US realises they gave money to some rich country
"Cobrastan is not a real country" -Snakeistan officials
Cobrastan real country!
I am proud to be an African from "MUMBAMBU" , the region sandwiched in between the yellow and blue coloured places on the map..
I am proud to be an African from ??? blue region.
I am proud to be an African from Andorra, which is in Africa and is in really great need for more money.
@@u.v.s.5583 I pity your soul. I'm reading this from Wyoming, Belgium, and I feel terrible for you.