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New rule: Katie is allowed to keep playing these despite her insane abilities, but she has to make Amy's "anti-laughing" face while she does it as a handicap
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Better: Katie can keep playing but if she ever breaks she automatically loses.
@@JBOBloedsinn that’s not that bad
YES. I can get behind that
It actually works as long as no one points it out.
I'm convinced kaitie isn't real, she's just very well executed CGI
Nah dude here's how it is Katie fucking says this shit then laughs afterwards and all I'm gonna say is Jesus that must be a long ass laugh
Just wanted to write this
Ah yes, Roy Kent syndrome
@@meliodasthedragonsin7891 I feel like they should just start giving her actual headlines to read
I’m always amazed by Katie’s effortless delivery 🙌
Katie saying "wonderful" after David said is phone number was f**king terrifying.
I honestly felt scared for him
The way she was nodding as he finished saying the number makes me think she memorized it, and that she's going to do something with it. Like either call him, or something way more sneaky.
Best part!
It had a sense of "Obi-Wan was wise to hide that from me. Now his failure is complete."
Zac, getting called into HR for making his coworkers dox themselves for comedy: Worth it
I mean, I don't think they've ever approached the level they reached with True Facts About Grant
@@h00pla434
Right? I don't think you can go much further than that.
@@h00pla434 True Facts About Grant 2
@@gregoryjoseph6883 i want true facts about brennan lol
@@TheSaxAppeal “there’s no corner of my heart I would not turn over to the world for 5 points” I don’t think Brennan would have a problem with this episode pitch tbh
can we just acknowledge how everyone nailed that pause? none of them broke at all during that, and grant even went so far as to keep his face the same for the entire moment
I bet you if he didn't focus so hard on freeze-framing himself he'd laugh
I actually thought "did they just freeze his half of the screen?" but then saw his fingers twitch.
Brennan was about to break, though.
Grant's face totally made me laugh i was very impressed
That was the funniest part of the entire segment. Also, considering how bad Grant is at not reacting, that moment was flawless.
I'm convinced Katie goes into a trance during these, whereby she reads and speaks, but comprehends not a single word for the duration of the shoot.
If you watch her movements youll see her make hand gestures and frowns and control her breathing. She uses all of those to focus on to keep from laughing.
I actually was doing just that and it worked. I completely zoned out.
I do that regularly lol
she just fuckin dissociates the whole time /j
i'd find it funny if like, it's revealed an hour later after shooting, Katie just, loses her shit cause suddenly all the jokes/absurds thing hit her. like a delayed reaction.
I am convinced Katie has a dedicated mental space for this, one were she has completely embraced the idea of an absolutely horrific and bleak apocalypse in all it's mind numbing detail.
Shes part Vulcan.
Nah, it's retail flashbacks.
I would like this comment, but...
It already has 666 likes. 🤣
Katie's "wonderful" wasn't even in the script and that makes me so happy. Her comedic is so different from the rest. Being a coworker with her must be unpredictable. This group will always make make smile, Thank you.
Katie is incredible 💜
Katie is fucking amazing lol
@@shantcheetah Except when she's the poser in The Game Where Two People Are Secretly Stoned
But how do you know that it wasn’t in the script?
@@Anonymous42316 you can see the transcript roll across on the bottom of the screen
Ok, someone needs to write an episode specifically designed to break Katie.
I've only seen her legit break _once._ ONCE. And if I recall correctly, it wasn't because of the script, but something someone said off-script.
@@Mr_Original is the episode she breaks free?
@@elliesand8934
Yeah.
@@Mr_Original what episode was it? Or like what season so I can find it?
So Katie, Brennan, and Grant are just on this show's speed dial at this point.
I'm not complaining.
The three best CollegeHumor actors, IMO
Katie's face says: "Serious Business."
But her eyes say: "Dead puppies, dead puppies, dead puppies, think of dead puppies..."
absolutely love seeing the panic in Grant's eyes when he sees the word "knot" on the prompter.
2:45 Shout out to those of us that know how Grant originally thought this "knot" sentence was going.
Thought I was the only one
That long pause when everyone was just silent and Brennan was sighing loudly. *That* was the best part.
The little lip smack thing into the exhale straight into the mic lol
Katie was born for dark awkward comedy like this. She's so good at it.
I wouldn't even be afraid of laughing if Grant was on set, he's going to lose, they could've just written it in the script.
They almost never laugh sincerely though. It's so forced and annoying.
Amy: am I joke to yo... * immediately starts laughing *
Sheamus I'm pretty sure the loser announcement was written beforehand... you might be right
@@martydespot It could also be that there's one written for each person
It's tends to be just one simple phrase, after all
Grant just pretty much lost immediately lol.
Grant was born to get wrecked
He was doomed from the start.
Katie keeps with her winning technique of picturing war horrors while reading
Throwing that last curveball in was a terrific move
I like how they write Katie's lines knowing she won't break whereas anyone else would be crying.
Katie be like "I'm gonna call you at 3am and whisper heavily into your ear to help you sleep at night."
Katies: "Weeee I'm Rachel now." And quietly whispered "Wonderful" were hilarious
I want a 'winner's circle' episode, Amy grant, etc, and a stone cold killers episode that's like Katie, Brennan and the other non-breakers
The stone cold killer episode will be playing for second place. Whether he's on the episode or not, Brian Huskey is the winner.
I can already predict that Katie won't crack.
she must be a terrible party guest, there's winning and there's having no sense of humor
And grant loses
It's as if she reading from a Dickens novel. ,🤔
Not sure if the man should be more embarrassed that he got stuck in the chimney or that he was trying to pull of a Christmas stunt in October smh 🤦🏻♂️
I mean, they didn't specify how long he was stuck there. Maybe he got in last december, but the firefighters just got around to saving him now.
Katie - **ahem** - Mr. Juicy Cauldron, absolutely crushed that with her stark unflinching delivery.
Do you mean Mr. Moosy Cauldron?
Can we have an episode like the one that went after Grant, but for Katie? there's got to be some way to make her break!
Katie kills it once again, and Grant fails in a painful and spectacular manner.
Plot twist: That moose was just looking for a 36 pack of Bud Light at his favorite mall
Excuse me but no self-respecting moose is going to go for Bud Light. They prefer Molson.
Katie is uncrackable. Impressive, as always
I don't know how to describe Katie's energy in Don't Laugh, but it's always hilarious to watch.
I've got it! She has "eyes of a Polar Express character" energy when she's on this show.
As a Minnesotan, it's unrealistic to have a moose in the Mall of America. Not a single living thing north of Hinkley cares to deal with the traffic down there 😂
I grew up in the Cities and transplanted to the Far North where I met my fiancée, and I can confirm this is accurate. She refuses to drive anywhere that has more than 2 characters on the road sign.
Katie needs to spot everyone 10 giggles to keep it competitive.
Katie and Amy are both absoloute forces of nature but in complete opposite ways, I really wanna see them both in the same episode.
Frankly I'm still amazed Grant ever agreed to do one of these ever again.
Jesus christ, you can tell Katie memorized that phone number correctly and Kerns is fucking DEAD
I speak for everyone when I say: "Trees???". Made me laugh for like 5 straight minutes.
It's insane that this is the one where *I* laughed the most without them laughing. Usually I don't laugh at the same stuff they do and only laugh at their fails and/or to the stunts and improvs, but Grant's "you know" broke me from the beginning lol
EDIT: Also, the way Katie says "Moose Vilanche" is... Everything I ever needed and would never cross my mind to ever ask.
Katie is brutal, everyword comes out, makes laugh.
I think the only thing that could genuinely crack Katie is if something unexpectedly personal happened, get her Mom to show up as a surprise guest and sing something silly like the "I'm Blue da ba dee da ba da-ee" song or something.
So great to see more Grant! And even Brennan too! I've been loving his work
"If you mess with the cauldron, you're going to get the juice. Ouch! Ouch! Ow!"
Grant always looses his Mooses. I saw Katie laughing only once in this series.
The trouble with Katie's strategy/style is it's not very news-anchory, it's more of a vampire's thrall.
I'm amazed no one broke during that pause
Brennan looked like he was close a few times!
And Katie is a fucking pro at this.
Good to see Grant and Katie
David just put a lot of trust into whoever was editing this
Keep up the good work guys, you do fantastic stuff makes me laugh every time!
god bless this channel and the hard working team that keeps churning out quality content that continues to stave off my depression
I can't tell if Katie is trying super hard to not break character of if she's just bored.
1:09
I love how this is never brought up again
Great wordplay in the moose segment
Katie never breaks in these rewatching them she turns her brain into Daria mode and everything bounces off her.
Nice to see you back
Watching Brennan trying to leave his physical body behind during that pause, and Katie's just like 'you are a little baby, watch me astral project'
I've been waiting all my life for an episode with both Grant and Katie
Grant nailed the pause
I always look forward to clicking on Breaking News. Must say, my favorite moment, despite Manu great ones, was Grant's Are you not entertained?! Now in entertainment news... lol just really good comedic timing
Is there also a horse in the hospital
GET RHE MOOSE
Finally one of these :D
I have replayed the Moosy Cauldron name changing segment of this episode about 16 times at this point. The pronunciation on Benedodo Cumberbunso is magnificent.
Loose Moose is actually a popular improv and comedy group (in Canada for what that's worth) I thought this was about them at first
"It's like a horse loose in a hospital"
Why does grant always look like he's about to burst into tears? or is that just me
4:31 I never want a human being to sigh at me the way Katie did there.
THAT GODDAMN MOOSE
Still so glad grant is back!
“There is a HORSE. LOOSE in the hospital!”
Loose Moose seems like an good nickname for Grant.
katie is such a stone, it was impossible not to laugh with her straight glare and monotone delivery WELL DONE
the idea of a moose somehow getting into moa is so so funny… that moose wouldve had to go on a several hundred mile journey
The script: and now we turn things over to the Irish seamstress at the mall
Brennan: i will not be doing that
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I would love to see an episode of Breaking News with Erika, Grant, and Amy Vorporal. 3 people who always get like -60, and 1 that always gets 0
Oh pleasee!
i really like this one, it wasn’t so insane that they couldn’t get through the script but it was still very funny!!
In my mind, this episode is the only reason Brennan Lee Mulligan has David’s number. A Chekhov’s gun that goes off in the Game Changer episode when Izzy borrows B’s phone to text David
What’s up collegehumor! I love this content
When Katie is in the house - you can decide who takes the silver and so on among yourselves. Hail all time champion, the Uncrackable Katie!
The phone number bit might just be the best executed non sequitur joke I’ve ever seen
This definitely Katie's best comedy! She's just so great at the flat afect comedy. 😂😂😂
Haha someone worked hard for Katie's bit on this one. Not bad, but she is clearly asking for more 😆
i like how the shadow of grant's glasses makes it look like hes wearing mascara
Katie quietly memorizing the phone number is a little terrifying, right?
I love the name Oh, Jane! Simpson 😂😂😂
That pause broke me.
The pause after "trees?" killed me and I have no idea how none of them broke
:) Thanks for this video.
Amazing!!!
Grant lost at the beginning lol
between him and tao, i count down from ten after the intro to see how long until they crack. im pretty sure grant can hold his composure just a bit more than tao.
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Grant really enveloped his inner cecil baldwin when he pulled that “TREES?”
Katie’s news persona is doing something for me, and I don’t know why.
David: *real phone-number noises*
Katie: w o n d e r f u l
Yes
That pause was brutal
Breaking News is the kind of video I like five seconds in because I'm already glad it was posted.