Gas Stations Are Getting Ridiculous. J Bliss
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 24 มิ.ย. 2024
- Gas stations are getting ridiculous, not necessarily the gas prices, but the questions they ask at the pump. In this full Dry Bar Comedy special from J Bliss, J starts off by talking about his problems at the pump and then continues on down a hilarious road that is sure to keep you laughing from start to finish. Whether it's ninja practice or a smart kid making you feel dumb this full Dry Bar Comedy special from J Bliss is just what you need to get a good lauch.
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This man is so right. I never had snacks in my house growing up. We were never offered snacks in between meals either. If there was snack food in the house that was for packed lunches. My little girl lives the life, she gets snacks and we fill her water bottle every morning so she always has a drink. I remember my parents telling me to drink water from the hose because if I came in one more time, I was in the house the rest of the day.
Lol sound like we had that similar childhood lol. Drinking from the hose ain't too bad lol
My parents said the exact same thing about drinking from the hose
I eventually convinced myself I like hose water
@@thisaccountisntreal107 all that bacteria tastes so sweet though
What's a snack?
@@lesgettit1942 invigorating!😋
I'm so happy i found this channel. Laughter is the best medicine
Agreed
Can’t agree more, doctors should prescribe 🤓
Yes!
Doctors won't prescribe laughter because IT WORKS and they can't make money from it! I think we should start calling comedians "Doctor".
I watch it every morning ❤️
Ghetto girl bit was clever as hell 😂😂😂
I lost it at “My nieces be trippin’” and I felt like it went over the heads of the crowd.
Yes, Def agree
Yup, clear from the faded laughter😂
Had me DEAD!!!!
Over like a fighter jet
I didn't get it either.
That was EEEASILY the most solid drybar performance of all time. Hats off to J.Bliss.
Punchline about the ghetto chick? This white woman fell out of her chair, ROTFLMAO! So spot on!
Loved his, 'smarter than him', daughter too! So funny.
This guy was freakin' hilarious! He is wholesome and fun. Great delivery, without any lag. Humorous from start to finish.
Bliss was really good! Slow burn, relaxed humour! Didn't want it to end.
"NINJA PRACTICE!!"...OMG, ☠️☠️☠️☠️🤣🤣🤣 Too fresh and ridiculous!!
Love this guy. Actually laughed out loud and that doesn't happen too often. Wish I had been their...they're...there!!!
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😠"Day'uuummm"!!! I forgot 😳(they're)💩😡
I had a stroke...It has been difficult recalling "words" something that I once enjoyed so much...Now I struggle with spelling no matter how many letters...but I am getting better as each year passes...I do not speak on stage anymore because words didn't flow anymore...
😵😵😵😵😭I forgot they're "WTF"!!! Now I am rethinking everything I have written in the past few years😭
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Nick Jr..... what's gonna work, teamwork...lol. I fell out. The audience got it 🤣
I tell my Mexican kids we don't have AAA because we call Triple M
My cousin
My brother
My son
That’s a good one Buddy.
Good Family and support are a blessing🙏
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Hahahahahaha good one !!!!
I would have thought this was funny if it didnt unnecessarily describe your own children as Mexican. Why do we need to know this? Because Mexican also starts with M? AAA isnt just in The United States of America. Also... Mexico is in America too
Thanks J Bliss and Dry Bar for the clean and very funny entertainment. You guys show that comedians don't need to use profanity or inappropriate content to make us laugh out loud.
I love the fact that the voices singing back sounded like they were primarily moms XDDD
Yah, think there might of been one guy, but the wyf vocals was brilliant.
Of course
His delivery is great and his jokes made me laugh out loud. Great set!
Dry Bar is probably the best TH-cam channel and it continues to showcase such talented comedians.
Absolutely 💯
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This and the Sci-fi channel dust are 2 of my favs!
Yes. He's very funny in a low key way. I've only ever watched one Dry Bar set that I left in the middle. All the rest were funny.
I HAVE got to find more of him. I've been so depressed lately and I've laughed so hard. Ty!!!
Hope you've been finding more laughs lately. The struggle is real, and it sucks, glad you are able to laugh! This guy is amazing. Blessings!
Hope you are doing ok! ❤😊
This had to be one of the best comedy specials I've seen in a long time. We didn't only get to laugh but we also got educated at the same time 😅
As the parent of a gifted child. I can totally relate.
This is the funniest stand up I’ve seen in a long time. I was in tears! J Bliss should have more recognition for sure
Thanks, I'm sure it will come in time 👍🏼
@@JBLISSCOMEDY That true Tré, J caught me, thinking I wasn't paying attention but I was. I chocked on my own mouth sweat. Huh, maybe I don't know what that means. Still funny!
@@JBLISSCOMEDY You're very funny. Thanks for this video!
As a half Mexican I approve the car wash joke.
That closing joke was outstanding !
I love coming across gifted comedians that I wasn't aware of ~
Obviously recorded in the before-times. Ninja practice 🤣
Yeah, ninjitsu got real popular.
Yes February of 2020... who knew?
Whole lotta ninjas out here these days
Keep masks weird
Before times...lame
"Braying is hee hawwing... I ain't know it wasn't called hee hawwing" 😂
He is hilarious! Love the license plate cell phone idea plus he would be great for a Netflix special!!!
I didn't even hesitate responding with 'TEAMWORK". My Dad is almost 50 and he still says, "Nis is serious"😂
"Can you woo woo woo" 😂😂😂 I died... (Jeffery Osbourne wants to see you out back for a minute 😂)
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What's gonna work? TEAMWORK!🤣
That Backyardagians song is forever burnt in my brain 🤦🏾♂️
That last joke actually happened in Australia. A guy, with a dashcam, was driving on the highway and came up behind a tradesman who was driving slow in the fast lane. Because the tradie was in his work ute he had his business number printed on the back. The guy with the dashcam rang his number and, when the tradie answered, he asked him to move over into the regular lane and explained that he was the car behind him. The tradie gave a friendly chuckle, apologised and immediately moved over into the correct lane. The dashcam guy thanked him and they gave each other a friendly wave as the dashcam guy overtook the tradie.
Bruh the snack thing is so on point. It’s to the point now, I call my family hobbits….three dinners and stuff.
You know what I like about comedians? When they’re funny. I like this guy.
Cell phone number on the license plate is an AWESOME idea!
Funny guy!! No snacks at my house either, except when grandma came to visit. It was pb&j or baloney and cheese for lunch, and oatmeal or corn flakes for breakfast. I finally liked pb&j again
Hahahahaha. I just yelled "WHATS GONNA WORK? " from the bathroom and my wife and kids just yelled "TEAMWORK" from the living room. Oh boy and the backyardagains dancing. 😂🤣😂🤣
This was one of my favorites on Dry Bar. His delivery was so smooth and he maneuvered effortlessly from one topic to the next. Very witty, original material. Well done! 👏🏽 I would pay to see your show live.
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Love that last highway left lane calling part LMAO........."They guy behind me called me to call you to get over" Love it.
That would cause a lot of accidents on the road 😂
I could listen to him all day 😂
Yes, he had some great jokes!
@@fiusionmaster3241 agreed lol hopefully they have him back again soon
Near perfect comedy
Thanks!!! Great feedback
@@JBLISSCOMEDY you’re welcome 😊 you’re really funny! I can’t wait to see another special ❤️
This guy is so good I mean really good. So tight so spot on he relates to every human being on this planet. He's speaking to every race, every gender, and every social economic. Your comedy is coming across to everyone! Bring it on!
Drybar can be hit-and-miss but this guy is really good
These jokes felt really original. Made me laugh 😂👏
I agree lol
Thank you for taking me back to Yo Gabba Gabba and Blue's Clues. I miss those days with the children because they are adults now LOL... you get a thumbs up for that joke.
That not blue's clues
Freakin brilliant. I'd love to see more of this guy.
I was a fan of this guy in less than 5 minutes. He's really good.
Nah man, he's awesome
Brilliant is an understatment
@@fiusionmaster3241 maybe you and Webster's should become better aquatinted.
@@nenaelliott8058 Who is Webster's m8?
Donkey: “Man, it went down last night”😂
My kids are 16, 18 and 20, and still, every once in a while when the phone rings, someone will bust out, "the phone, the phone is ringing!" Those kid's songs stay in your brain. 😆
I still get random sesame street clips and songs in my head cuz I watched as a kid, then my mom had a day care in our house till I was about 10, so obviously it was on frequently. I lived with my Dad, Stepmom, and their 2 toddlers for 3 years, and they watched it, so now I'm 41 years old and randomly ill sing 1, 2, 3, 4 ,5 ...6, 7,8, 9, 10, eleven, twe-eh-eh-eh-eh-elve!
Or the little girl being sent to the store to buy a few items for her mom repeating "a loaf of bread, a container of milk, and a stick of buttah." I can still picture the animation in both too. (There's so many more random sesame street clips from the 70s, 80s, & 90s permanently embedded in my brain pan. Lol.
I'm glad my lil bros Barney & Thomas the Tank Engine finally went away.
I was in high school spending the night a at girlfriends house one weekend and We were flipping thru channels nothing on, it got stopped on Barney for a second, and I decided to test myself if I still remembered it, and sure enough I was able to tell everything that was going to happen in the next 5 minutes and even what songs they'd sing.
I have no kids, but I sure have paid more than my dues helping raise them and having these things in my 🧠!
Lol yep Team Umi zoomi still stuck in my head lol
Toooooo cute. And it's so refreshing when our kids can remember simpler times in their childhood...kudos to you!
Lmao 🤣🤣🤣 very true
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"I am NOT Darius Rucker." 😂😂 Great start!!
😂😂😂 Had to Google Darius...not sure he's that well known outside US! Or at least he'd not penetrated my consciousness but great music!
The phone # on license plates....HAHA!! It sure would be helpful at times!
I haven't laughed this hard at a recent comedy special in a loooooong while. Really funny dude!
THE PHONE...
..THE PHONE IS RINGING!
This man is genuinely FUNNY! I loved his whole routine.
I love that he set up the Asian family joke with the accurate cultural information first, and then his parody. It made it a hundred times funnier and delivered so well (versus being offensive). I love it!
I agree m8
Well said!
Would've been funny either way. Get over PC bs
@@nathanielyoungman4454 TIL that being a decent person is "PC bs". Grow up.
Young man, at 5:25, you made me pass 12 year old scotch thru my nose. Well done!!
Ooouuuccchhh!!!
& that's a fallen soldier if I ever heard of one!
You are supposed to DRINK it!
Oh my God the deaf joke had me dying 😂😂😂
They would never ‘hear’ the joke anyway 😂
I loved 'either the bug is gonna kill y'all or y'all's gonna kill the bug'.🤣🤣🤣
The guy is a complete natural. Great stuff!
Appreciate that!!!
This guy is hilarious!! He should be on greater stages. He could have his own tv show.
We can all hope that will come to pass!!! Glad you enjoyed it!!!
I ageee, it’s my 3 rd time watching in 24 hrs
Tyrone’s songs were always the best too bahahaha
I love the part where he is talking about the germ mask!!! Who knew we would all be wearing them!😂
I've gotten to where Dry Bar is the only comedy channel I watch. This guy is funny!
I broke my arm and was off work for a while. I started to watch the Backyardagians ! I feel in LOVE!
Fell
@@kentuckynative9452 I KNEW what your reply would say before I clicked on it. Given the their / there etc joke ...you're on point! 😂😂
I LOVE the numbers on the license plates idea...🤣🤣🤣
*I could listen to this guy for hours*
7/3/22 and a lot of people in NY still on the way to Ninja Practice 🤣🤣🤣
He is so good! Really funny and his delivery is spot on! Love the " swim cap " joke! Hope to see more of him!
Seen The Notebook 40 times- you must be a great guy. 🥰
The Parentinggg bit 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Wow, this guy is so good! 😄
Deaf joke killed me. Time stamp 16:00
That deaf joke 😆
Just discovered this bit like 2 years later. 🤳🤳🏾 Excellent set while relaxing.❤️🔥😂
Easily in my top 5 Dry Bar sets! Had me laughing from start to finish!
Definitely need phone numbers on license plates 🤣❤️
This was a great, funny and original special. The donkey joke and ninja practice really made me laugh 😂. And I approve the first great idea.
DryBar Comedy IS BY FAR THE BEST thing going on 25/8! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
Great show!!!!! I laughed out loud the whole way through! I love the cell phone car tag.
Backyardigans was my ISH!!! Lol I still sing those songs and my kids are 17+ 😂😂😂
You didn’t do your donkey stuff or nothin?
Nah. 🤣🤣
Not gon lie that Deaf joke was it 😂
Lol donkey is the next pit bull.
Not enough ppl clapped for not passing prejudice on to your kids for me
Shame. Shame. Shame.
There, I passed on guilt so we can be grateful for not passing on guilt.
We are now...better.
This channel is amazing, and will forever be amazing! Thank you for providing hilarious content everyone can laugh at for the community of TH-cam and Provo!
He's very funny!
This is so annoying as someone who spent time travelling around the US, there were certain gas stations I couldn't go to because the stupid zip code thing 😅
Next time try and pay inside
You can use a debit card with the cashier and it's a different system
You could also just go to an ATM and pay cash
Just some ideas if you get stuck in this position again
@@thisaccountisntreal107 yeah, I could have done that, but that was extremely inconvenient - since I was road tripping I was filling my tank, and was unsure how much that would cost, so I could only prepay, and sometimes I overestimated how much fuel I'd need, and ended up having to get money refunded. Very annoying 😅
I promise, Utah gets the best comedy from Black comedians!
Lol I know all about, “the snacks!” I have a 15-year-old and a 45-year-old in the house! 😆 gotta have snacks! 🤣
The cell# on the license plate is brilliant! I hate when people in the fast lane only go a couple of miles per faster than those in the slow lane.
For his first time at drybar he was extremely funny.
You killed it 👏 my 10 years old loves you too, she was laughing hard 😆
I really love his relaxed personal style. It comes so natural to him.
He had me at nick jr 😂
This guy has great delivery and no hecklers, amazing.
What he called ninja practice then, is called 2021 today. 😂🤣
This guy was AWESOME!
So .... everyone today is a ninja in training now. 😂. Have not heard him before but this was hilarious and a great lesson.
The lion with the massive underbite story almost made me peed in my pants, LoLoLoL. Hilarious!!! 🤣🤣🤣
"My nieces be trippin'"
OMG! I didn't realize that about the Backyardiagins🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yep, yep 😂
One of the best sets I've seen in a long time!
Wow 👍🏽💪🏽
The Disney world joke described exactly what I went through, Cinderella was hella fine 🤣🤣
Lol thats why the joke went over the audience head. They didn't realize he was saying that Jasmine was indeed gorgeous and all. Lol
@@ricardoscale1285 bruh
@@St.CrimsonTweets hahahahaha!!
Thank you for correcting the Mexican impression.
Oh god, that deaf joke got me good, choked so hard xD
I LOST IT when he said that the deaf person is never gonna hear the joke he made about them 🤣🤣🤣