What White People Get Wrong About Names - Gastor Almonte - Stand-Up Featuring
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 27 มิ.ย. 2024
- Gastor Almonte breaks down his experiences as a landlord in East New York, Brooklyn, and reveals what white people get wrong about naming children.
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"They ain't gonna pay me rent if they think my friends crochet" - I am currently crocheting as I watch this LOLOLOL
Lmao!
Life is beautiful
Lmaooo
👀Nooo!?😂😂😂😂
Where is your man?..... exactly
We got 3 Daves and only 1 D'avion at my job. This man speaks true 👍
Lol D'avion Flu
@@dirrenbb …go to your room 🤣
Bruh I got 2 Brandon's and 2 travis's at my job but the first name I remembered was Ja'rell cuz of that apostrophe lmfao he ain't lying
He's only talking about government names not nicknames. A popular nickname among black people is Peanut. If you say 'I saw Peanut earlier' more than likely the response will be something like 'Big head Peanut?' Then you'll have to say something like 'No cockeyed Peanut' or ' stank breath Peanut'. You have to use a physical descriptor before the name to ensure you're talking about the right person.
Lmao that's my name just no A 🤣🤣🤣🤣
VERY original takes on fresh topics. This man has a bright future ahead of him.
Bright future go down his catalog he has years of content plus a podcast
Go check out his this is not happening stories.
@@anniem.670 The best
"A 9 year old gave up on me in my house" sent me lmfaooooo
Gastor is so dope. Love his set about “playing checkers” and his two “This is Not Happening” stories. lol
Go see his set about ghetto batman
TINH was where i found him. Hes good
The reverse drive by is 🔥
Going back to re-watch his This Is Not Happening
Have you seen Prison Fight - Beat Up over a Butterfinger th-cam.com/video/pHgIF1T4BSA/w-d-xo.html 🍫 😂
"That's the purpose of names"
😂😂😂😂😂
Out of the many comeidans i binged over the pandemic, Gastor was one I been actively looking for new material. This guy is something else.
Try RAY GRADY PATRICE ONEAL AND TEDDY RAY careful that laughing so hard feels like ya face burning going happen lol
He’s funny without having to be over the top and annoying I like him.
ha silver I bet you don't even use utility, also I agree with you.
@@mookiwaltz4403 I use my drone for bait and main 3 speed ops with weapons of little to no recoil.
Thats a New yorker for u, specifically Brooklyn
Yep well said. Usually to not be boring and have a good delivery they do have to be like overly expressive if not before then to cap off a joke. Not him
Yeah he’s naturally funny
This dude Gastor Almonte is pretty freakin funny!
"Da'Rel with the apostrophe" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 dying....
One of the most underrated comedians out there
This man could tell me a story about collecting cans and have me fully invested 💯
Haven't laughed that hard in awhile. That heavy NY accent just makes everything better
"You are why the name must end." 🤣
Worst part about kids: they don’t care about your feelings. You gotta be made of iron to teach kids, because they will ask you about a prepositional phrase with no warning or time to Google what it means, then get exasperated when you not only don’t know what it means, but mispronounce what they’re asking about. No, I don’t have personal experience with this, don’t ask.
My kids better not come at me with no prepositional phrases cuz ima G.E.D recipient and today is the first time ive ever heard that term
@@TheBrob1983 Google knows all, Google is your friend.
@@chefbanjo8139 oh i know
Breath buddy hahahagah
My daughter corrected my pronunciation of Water before she could read. I was not having the disrespect in my own house. We call it Whader were I grew up. LOL
It's funny he said the name "Michael John", because I know a "John Michael". Gastor hit the nail on the head with that 😂
This guy is one of the best storytellers I’ve ever seen
you gotta get out more 😂
I love watching random stand ups and finding a comedian you love. This was hilarious
Right!??💯💯🤘🏾
This dude is great would love to see more from him.
Check out his stories on this is not happening, amazing story teller.
His Brooklyn Batman story is hilarious
He has a special on amazon! Check him out!
Man I laughed all the way through. I appreciate this guy's craft.
There was a Durrell in my middle school and EVERYBODY knew him lol
Da’Rel
"Kids are a blessing, everybody wants kids"
Best joke I have heard in a while
Lmaoooo
I studied geology back in the day, enjoyed the tectonic plates joke. Good set all around.
his delivery was one of a kind great on every joke
This guy is great! I love his delivery and the stories/jokes are incredible ... and his name is unusual 😂😂😂
It’s Powerful
It’s not unusual, it’s EFFICIENT
This dude is a natural storyteller. Hilarious
I don’t know how I slept on this man, he is hilarious, great stage presence and timing, oh yeah, I like this guy
As a kid I always asked adults questions and they could never answer, so I learned about it myself.... So now as an adult people don't want to talk to me because I can answer any question w/ way more detail than requested. 😂🤣
This guy is too funny...
@@americanpoliticswithrodmac1973 - I've literally started to explain the difference between transpiration and evapotranspiration to a cashier because she asked about the weather.... That's when I realized I need to quit ignoring my own annoying voice. LoL
Yea knowing too much is an instant banishment from the hive… I have to stop myself from correcting people at least a couple times a day. In the long run they’ll resent you and the original subject will have little to no effect on either of your journeys through life. You’ll get the same outcome explaining function to someone. Most only give respect to the result.
This speaks to my life
@@Rafungilo Me too and I agree most likely whatever you correcting the person on will not have any real importance in their life but maybe it has something to do with wanting to be right. Idk
😆😂🤣 This guy makes me laugh every time. The delivery is everything!
I've only seen this guy from "this is not happened" where the stories are great but they have a single topic. This has more topics but still a great set. As a 23 white kid, I see Gastor as equal parts a scary gangster and my favorite young adult teacher/mentor.
Gastor Almonte is hilarious 😂
💯💯💯
This dude is truly funny. Everything I've seen of his online is straight-up hilarious.
He got the freshest style of comedy out now, to me. Hands down!!!
Named my daughter autumn because it's unique and not used super often so I wanted her name to stand out. Your name can help you alot more than you would think in life
Come to find out though like 5 years earlier it was in the top 3 common girls names
“feel like I can be honest with ya’ll, I hate kids” 😭😭😭😭😭
Gastor is hella funny! We need more!
I really loved this. I smiled the whole way through. Thank you.
Castor might be my favorite NY comic, without a doubt. I hope we continue to see more of him.
Delivery, jokes, persona all great
"He not gone see life coming" 😂😂😂
I will never not click one of his videos
Straight up!!
This dude is AMAZING! Gastor Tom Segura and possibly Annie are best of the best.
This set had me in tears
Wow this guy is amazing!!!
He killed this set.
Gastor is my favorite comedian going right now, made my day seeing this upload!
This set was magic. I could watch all day.
Solid set, I belly laughed! 🤩😂
Me too, way more than once 😂 loved it
Gastor is always hilarious, just turned my mood around!
Mann, i took a long brwak from yt. When ibleft, Gastor was my favorite channel, and after a lil over a year, still worthy. This man is a national treasure and not enough ppl know it.
SOGood! SoSmart. Im dying😂😂😂
So glad he's still doing comedy
Gastor is one of my favs! Cackling the whole way through 🤣
Every set, Gastor kills
IV MISSED HIS COMEDY SO MUCH!!!
More and more Gastor, always!!
I was sitting here like “I know I know what tectonic plates are but I don’t know at this moment”😮 Just as I was googling it, he gave me the answer 😆 He’s funny😂
Give this man an hour special
Loved this!!!
Finally more of this guy!🔥
Gastor the truth. One of the best “new” comics I’ve seen in the last year.
I just put it together. Da'Rel is just Darrell pronounced differently. 😜
Proud of you
I love his authentic hood NYC accent…reminds me of the 90s and Notorious BIG! He’s smooth in his delivery and very funny!
A legend in the making!
This guy is good. Thumb’s up👍
pure gold, all of it!
His material was dope. Laughed so much. Well done bro.
Great set…love the delivery on the punchlines
Great set my guy!
This isn't just stand-up comedy. This is a Ted Talk.
Boom🔥he not gone see life coming👏🏾👏🏾🤣
Great set
Excellent.
"the middle names sound like first names" lol I have two middle names and BOTH are first names 😂😂
This dude is amazing! I’ve been watching this video at least once a day for the last week. Insane comedian!
Amazing set!
Excellent set.
Love your comedy Gastor!
I’m glad to see that he’s back!! Let’s go Gaston
Best comedian I have ever seen .I can't stop laughing 😂😂😂
Wow never heard of him but I'd like to hear more
This guy deserves to go far with his comedy!
What's hilarious is that my brother's first and middle name is Michael John... My name is super white too. Been a lot of people surprised to see me pull up at the job interview 🤣🤣🤣
Same 😭 my last name always have them like huh , thought I was gonna be Irish.
@Laylay literally had people ask me if I was Scottish before... do I look Scottish 🤣
@@timmc619 Ha, in Scotland it would be racist to assume you're not though...
@davebuchan81 fair point 🤣🤣🤣
Then your brother's name is Michael John Michael John [INSERT LAST NAME HERE].
All i got is dad jokes.
Bruh had a great set. Hella chill and funny af
Good set 😂
One of the greatest to do it
😂😂 Dope. Gotta look out for more material. 🔥
such a great set haha
Loving this dude!
Perfect!
He could say anything and be funny. Great delivery!
Laughed throughout!
Thru no effort of my own, they’ll be there! 😭🤣😂
I’m glad he’s getting back on the stage
This is great!! Hope to see more if his videos
Ayeee finally, so happy to see a new Gastor vid he's hilarious
"who has kids on purpose"- my mom after having 3 kids
Great content this gave me a good laugh
Good stuff 👍🏼
ayo it's Brooklyn Batman, i heard he did a reverse drive-by
Def enjoyed his set!
Love this dude