How fast can you get a life in every Mario game?

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  • People keep telling me to get a life so that's exactly what I did...by seeing how fast you can get a life (1-Up) in every Mario game.
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  • @j0rts
    @j0rts  ปีที่แล้ว +1301

    Ok no one is allowed to tell me to get a life now

    • @idrk._._.
      @idrk._._. ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I’m to early

    • @SMG4i
      @SMG4i ปีที่แล้ว +106

      Go touch bowser

    • @Beenniee
      @Beenniee ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Go touch cactus

    • @Sir_Fart_The_First
      @Sir_Fart_The_First ปีที่แล้ว +85

      Next get friends
      (Touch the nearest enemy)

    • @idrk._._.
      @idrk._._. ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@SMG4i ok

  • @Herobrine_Playz
    @Herobrine_Playz ปีที่แล้ว +1080

    Now you need to know how fast you can "grow up" by getting a mushroom in every Mario game.

    • @N12015
      @N12015 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      I know you can't grow up in most 3D mario games.

    • @xblackholex623
      @xblackholex623 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Or a mega mushroom

    • @OrloxPhoenix
      @OrloxPhoenix ปีที่แล้ว +17

      ​@@N12015 he will find a way, probably 😂

    • @775A_
      @775A_ ปีที่แล้ว +4

      And after, he need know how fast he can get power star

    • @Luigiwithagun
      @Luigiwithagun ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah 😂

  • @Ging-Freecs
    @Ging-Freecs ปีที่แล้ว +382

    It all makes sense now. When i'm told to get a life, the people want me to become a professional gamer or discord moderator and so I can do what I love and get paid for it! This video is so helpful!

    • @OhSayWhatIsTruth
      @OhSayWhatIsTruth ปีที่แล้ว +3

      How's the progress?

    • @WolfyRed
      @WolfyRed ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@OhSayWhatIsTruth gained some weight, my neck grew some peach fuzz, and I now have a double chin and a fedora. currently banning someone for sending memes in general

    • @kaaa_aaaat
      @kaaa_aaaat วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@WolfyRedHows it now?

    • @WolfyRed
      @WolfyRed 14 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      @@kaaa_aaaat haven't showered in 5 years. still banning someone for a minor offense in general

    • @kaaa_aaaat
      @kaaa_aaaat 7 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      @@WolfyRed Wow it went so well you managed to bend time!

  • @thedestroyr58
    @thedestroyr58 ปีที่แล้ว +194

    The “punching butterflies for lives” trick in Mario 64 only works in certain courses where butterflies run from Mario, not just circle around him. But be careful, some of them might have bombs!

    • @robertp5504
      @robertp5504 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Seems like a everyday thing

    • @matthew_bowron
      @matthew_bowron 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Also "I'm Batman" 2:23

    • @tsyumamatsuthehavenofguard32
      @tsyumamatsuthehavenofguard32 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Alternatively you can just go to bomb omb battlefield, find a flower patch, warp and instant one up

    • @BJ-tj6kb
      @BJ-tj6kb 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Easyest is in tiny huge island

    • @Muho_is_me
      @Muho_is_me 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Some butterflyes... Have... Bombs
      What kind of world i Live in

  • @rambojoe1
    @rambojoe1 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    by the way, only the butterflies that fly away from you contain the 1ups, so you just gotta chase after and punch em. theyre in certain locations but i forget where

    • @dylanzlol7293
      @dylanzlol7293 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You can get them when you start sm64

    • @Cellyestial
      @Cellyestial ปีที่แล้ว +19

      They are the butterflies that sit around in sets of 3, that fly away when you get close, but only one of them turns into a 1up and there is a 1 in 3 chance that none of them does, also you only have to touch them not punch 'em.

    • @EliteTelescopeREAL
      @EliteTelescopeREAL ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thank you Roblox Tree

  • @Kevbo2040
    @Kevbo2040 ปีที่แล้ว +432

    Stupid and yet somehow amusing as always. Nice video.

  • @stardestroyer81
    @stardestroyer81 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    0:44
    Mario plummeting after having just grabbed a 1-Up with an instantaneous cut right afterward got a really big laugh out of me

  • @rippedbarny
    @rippedbarny ปีที่แล้ว +122

    Fantastic video! If that star bit cap is intentional, that's real clever on nintendo's part lol

    • @wadespencer3623
      @wadespencer3623 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      It almost certainly is. They probably realized right away that people could just idle in the first level for a few hours and get hundreds of lives and implemented an easy fix.

  • @jackgartner3110
    @jackgartner3110 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    I wonder how long it would take to TAKE a life in every game in the franchise

    • @novamarpo3
      @novamarpo3 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      😈

  • @Andren368
    @Andren368 ปีที่แล้ว +189

    Now that’s what I call a bit of tips and tricks from Mario!
    how to get a life…

  • @ForgetfulShrug
    @ForgetfulShrug ปีที่แล้ว +18

    The obligatory followup would be "Have a heart" in Zelda

    • @retro3188
      @retro3188 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You don’t even have to move-Zelda gives you hearts at the beginning by default!

  • @JezElectro13
    @JezElectro13 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    1:28 in order to get a life, you must take out like 8 lives.

  • @Steeldragon493
    @Steeldragon493 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Just when I thought there was nowhere else to go with this series

  • @DagoDuck
    @DagoDuck ปีที่แล้ว +7

    6:10 That‘s actually genius.

  • @zarfen
    @zarfen ปีที่แล้ว +74

    If Mario taught me anything it’s that the only thing you need to do to get a life is collect enough money.

    • @Solo_man69
      @Solo_man69 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Tru that

    • @silversonome5360
      @silversonome5360 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      us healthcare moment

    • @zarfen
      @zarfen ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@silversonome5360 💀 😂

    • @kyra1037
      @kyra1037 ปีที่แล้ว

      You mean becoming a mass murderer?

  • @Delcat42
    @Delcat42 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    j0rts, every time I see you have a new video out, I drop everything to watch it, and it's always such a bright spot in my day
    I'm into your channel as a gamer, but more and more, I'm into your channel as an educator. You took this creative leap--do this really tongue in cheek thing, see where it goes, and I think you realize you're reinventing the game a bit here. *You are an educational speedrunner*. You are getting this hard, fast data about game development, and, like, that is worth being excited about on its own and. Oh my God, the Star Birs.
    How many people know the hard cap? How many people decided to play the game that way? You did, by thinking outside of the box, that is so honestly exciting to me as a game dev nerd--to know there's a hard cap written in there, and what it is, because someone decided to try to play a game differently--
    I GUSH, but like. Someone did that. A real person was in charge of that tiny little detail, that number, and the chances that anyone else ever noticed was astronomically (hurr) low.
    *But you did it.* And that means their work is seen by thirty-seven thousand more people than probably knew previous.
    It's just such...simple, and human, and kind of beautiful.
    You did it.
    You got a life.
    And it was only *slightly* longer than the fucking *comical* amount of average run time to Sunshine's absolute *gauntlet* of an opening
    You absolute *martyr*
    Keep it real ✌️

    • @j0rts
      @j0rts  ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Wow this is one of the nicest comments I’ve read, thank you so much! I’m glad you appreciate all the small weird things in games too :)

    • @Marblegamingmaster
      @Marblegamingmaster ปีที่แล้ว

      @@j0rts You should do how fast can you die in each Mario game. Also, get a real life and do something worth while😂 I love video games but I don’t play it for a living. I would be a madman if I played it every single hour

  • @Athrel
    @Athrel ปีที่แล้ว +28

    You're a superstar. How fast can you get a star in every Mario game?

  • @emperorredpanda3741
    @emperorredpanda3741 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Hilarious!!! love this series, keep making great vids bro!

  • @dabiskitt
    @dabiskitt 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    3:56 FALLING STAR BITS HAVE A LIMIT?? Someone needs to tell Nathaniel Bandy!

  • @gsrandomvidz
    @gsrandomvidz ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I cried at 4:44 when the 3D World music started playing for the 3D Land title screen

  • @r-giireactions2235
    @r-giireactions2235 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I can't believe after all these years you finally got a life, congratulations!

  • @matheuskirisame
    @matheuskirisame ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Interesting the 47 star bits cap, dunno why this specific number tho

    • @j0rts
      @j0rts  ปีที่แล้ว +8

      yeah it's strange, maybe because some star bits from the sky come in groups of 3? not sure

  • @jackwilliam4436
    @jackwilliam4436 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    5:05 Funnily enough, it looks like, instead of 'decapitating Mario', you just turned him into Luigi.

  • @WhatTheShiny
    @WhatTheShiny ปีที่แล้ว

    That fact in smg was interesting! Take my sub! Keep up the amazing work 🔥

  • @ls_plays8007
    @ls_plays8007 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love how Nathaniel Bandy is avoiding everything you are touching

  • @comehaveabageltv
    @comehaveabageltv ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Great job getting a life, jorts!

  • @alexkermias
    @alexkermias 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Lol the thumbnail is actually hilarious 😂

  • @PlushiePoogle
    @PlushiePoogle ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:26 Take 8 lives, get one free!
    The butterfly punching sounds kind of Mew-under-the-truck to me but it'd be interesting if that actually works 😆

  • @Azurious
    @Azurious ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Wow getting a life is apparently just as easy as my parents tell me!

  • @MinePikGamer
    @MinePikGamer ปีที่แล้ว +4

    j0rts in 2034: no one can tell me anything anymore because i already did it in every mario game

  • @cliffordholmes7483
    @cliffordholmes7483 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Suggustion: get a sword in every Zelda game? Loving this series so much!

  • @IaeyanElyuex
    @IaeyanElyuex 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I love these smart aleck response videos to people telling gamers to stop playing.

  • @Ramperdos
    @Ramperdos ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Is "Grow up!" as in "Get a Mushroom" next?

  • @martinmirkov1797
    @martinmirkov1797 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Bro this man got 19 lives and I still don't have ONE!!

  • @zakuraiyadesu
    @zakuraiyadesu ปีที่แล้ว

    Love the videos, man. Keep it up!!!

  • @turtlesshell4175
    @turtlesshell4175 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    How about "Have a Heart" and you get a piece of heart in The Legend of Zelda. Absolutely love all these videos btw.

  • @P1necone623
    @P1necone623 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Go touch snow.

  • @dertpert
    @dertpert ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This is defenitly why 1 ups were made😂

  • @billcipher6058
    @billcipher6058 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2:02 you need to punch butterflies in a level. They will either give you a 1 up or a ball that damages you.

  • @bostonrailfan2427
    @bostonrailfan2427 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    gets a 1-up…immediately dies falling 🤣😎

  • @Introbulus
    @Introbulus ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Now I wonder how long it would take to do the opposite in every Mario game...

  • @Skyflash30
    @Skyflash30 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Okay but how fast can you get the first power up?

  • @tsyumamatsuthehavenofguard32
    @tsyumamatsuthehavenofguard32 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    3:43 the answer is no believe or not.
    You can specifically pick up a couple of bonus star bits that will always spawn right behind you.
    However since the camera was technically locked, the only way to see this, is in debug mode.
    I speak from experience, as a kid one of my friends in middle school homebrewed their wii and went dicking about in galaxy for an cosmic Easter eggs

  • @AngelofGrace96
    @AngelofGrace96 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This was super fun! What about heart pieces in zelda?

  • @Pumpernikkle
    @Pumpernikkle ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I just biked 78.5 miles AND I DONT CARE WHO KNOWS!! Nice video I love this video and I am a big fan of you Jorts

  • @dertpert
    @dertpert ปีที่แล้ว +17

    As a mario odessey player i can confirm i can't get a life😢

  • @kat7010
    @kat7010 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Lol the mario sunshine one 😂

  • @Trgel255
    @Trgel255 ปีที่แล้ว

    Your videos are the most funny, well made videos I’ve ever seen!!!

  • @Su_tarman6-Bio
    @Su_tarman6-Bio 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    "Get a life."

    • @zachshows2597
      @zachshows2597 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Ya I think people get it.

  • @theslumpis2363
    @theslumpis2363 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    How fast can you kill something in every mario game?

  • @chrisgaming9567
    @chrisgaming9567 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Lmao that intro killed me

  • @pvzmariosonica8fan
    @pvzmariosonica8fan ปีที่แล้ว

    0:41 The way he says *"g o o m b a"* 😂

  • @HawkoftheNorth
    @HawkoftheNorth ปีที่แล้ว +5

    you've touched grass. you've touched water. you've touched fire. you've even touched life itself.
    but you've never touched a woman.

    • @fatyoshi1456
      @fatyoshi1456 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How fast can you touch a woman in every mario game

  • @GnohmPolaeon.B.OniShartz
    @GnohmPolaeon.B.OniShartz ปีที่แล้ว

    Earth? Water? Fire, Air and now Heart? Man's low-key trying to summon captain planet.

  • @tristanlarson9303
    @tristanlarson9303 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This is the content I didn't know I needed

  • @GentlemanASMR
    @GentlemanASMR 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Punching butterflies has like a 33% of working

  • @renickawilliams3229
    @renickawilliams3229 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Alternative title: Mario but he plays games too much

  • @loaps_
    @loaps_ ปีที่แล้ว

    5:03 almost got me as great wall of China 💀

  • @Pikmingaming
    @Pikmingaming 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    don't get a life, TOUCH GRASS!

  • @LotoTheHero
    @LotoTheHero ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm so glad I found this channel. 😁

  • @catriamflockentanz
    @catriamflockentanz ปีที่แล้ว

    Concerning the "Get a Life" phrase:
    I remember passing by a guy at GamesCom who wore a Shirt with the Text:
    They told me to grow up (a Super Mushroom half-concealed under "ow up") and get a Life (a 1-Up half-concealed under "ife").
    That was good humor on my opinion. I mean I still remember it years later.

  • @thatmagichatguy8761
    @thatmagichatguy8761 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Hey get a life"
    **becomes a mass murderer**
    "OH NONONONONONO NOT LIKE THAT I DIDNT MEAN IT LIKE THAT STOP"

  • @pelagiushipbone7968
    @pelagiushipbone7968 ปีที่แล้ว

    Long before the era of “touching GRASS”
    A phrase I’ve heard many times in the PAST
    I have to see how FAST I can get a life.
    Yeah this brother spitting.

  • @therawkhawk64
    @therawkhawk64 ปีที่แล้ว

    Kirby has a new task. In addition to touching grass and water, he must now also get a life.

  • @Game_IT
    @Game_IT ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1-Ups are the best thing in Mario Games!

    • @XTech13Official
      @XTech13Official ปีที่แล้ว +1

      First i feel famous
      and yes they are

  • @sodaft1
    @sodaft1 ปีที่แล้ว

    some butterflies do, not all, the ones on the left side of the castle that spawn in 3 should work iirc

  • @svetlananikolaeva8039
    @svetlananikolaeva8039 ปีที่แล้ว

    2:00 you don't need to punch butterflies, you only need to touch them, and it only works with certain butterflies

  • @JH-jy2hf
    @JH-jy2hf ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You got a life, now it’s time to get a friend.

  • @epicgamingwithgeorge
    @epicgamingwithgeorge หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    That cat one was pretty funny

  • @ThunderCam777
    @ThunderCam777 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Watching this video made me go outside! It only worked for a few minutes before I went back inside, but hey, that's progress?

    • @j0rts
      @j0rts  ปีที่แล้ว

      You’re doing great

  • @user-gf3xu9oj2m
    @user-gf3xu9oj2m 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "I have too... see how fast I can get a life in every mario game!" the person who said "get a life": that's not what I meant!!!

  • @kmosterbergLolbit
    @kmosterbergLolbit 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Ok, but as an odyssey player, I LAUGHED when the “optimal rolling” started

  • @Souless_mario
    @Souless_mario 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    It feels oddly funny that the fastest life was in mario bros:the lost levels

  • @GiovanniKody100
    @GiovanniKody100 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    That thumbnail is priceless. XD

  • @a.m.7914
    @a.m.7914 ปีที่แล้ว

    That thumbnail would make a great reaction image on social media.

  • @MezW10
    @MezW10 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    “I think im starting to understand what people mean by getting a life now” 😂

  • @logandawa6740
    @logandawa6740 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It’s because each pack of star bits only appear if you haven’t collected all star bits from it 3:58

  • @littlefiddlesticks
    @littlefiddlesticks ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hehehehehe xD i love this channel! Simple and entertaining xD

  • @kaizu-semidemon2333
    @kaizu-semidemon2333 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    In mario galaxy intro actually you can get a 1-up there hidden star bits in the flowers in mostly everywhere in the game

  • @Duckonarug
    @Duckonarug หลายเดือนก่อน

    That thumbnail is just so memeable

  • @elaynaviox9637
    @elaynaviox9637 ปีที่แล้ว

    you know how you touched each element now I want you to touch stone in every Mario game

  • @Boingaloinkz
    @Boingaloinkz ปีที่แล้ว

    the butterfly punching thing works in certain levels

  • @robertpalguta1501
    @robertpalguta1501 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

    0:45 dies very dramatically after getting a life 😭😭🤣🤣🤣

  • @heartboy764
    @heartboy764 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    technically as soon as you start you can win since you get 3 or 5 lives as soon as you start

  • @zakigaming984
    @zakigaming984 28 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Where you get this background i need it? ‏‪6:17‬‏

  • @klooks1013
    @klooks1013 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    “Touch grass”
    “Get a life”
    I feel like your trying to tell us something

  • @NintentendoNova
    @NintentendoNova ปีที่แล้ว

    Kick a koopa shell in every Mario game in every game that you can do that in

  • @kuznechiks
    @kuznechiks ปีที่แล้ว

    I will soon know everything about every Mario game without playing a single one of them

  • @RealHyperHedgehog
    @RealHyperHedgehog ปีที่แล้ว

    “Get a life”. Now that’s a phrase I haven’t heard in a long time.

  • @FeriaSalahi-ki1gf
    @FeriaSalahi-ki1gf 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The butterfly works in Ting-Huge Island

  • @Bob-cz6wl
    @Bob-cz6wl ปีที่แล้ว +1

    5:00 instead of the great wall of China the great wall of Goomba

  • @mariomove2395
    @mariomove2395 ปีที่แล้ว

    In the switch version of 3d world, if you tap a non Mario amiibo, you would get a 1up.

  • @FinalHopeTrio
    @FinalHopeTrio ปีที่แล้ว

    Ah, yes. Looks like you found a way around the no-life-counter problem (SMO's 2xHP Bar and Becoming Cat Mario in Bowser's Fury [since it has no lives system and health is calculated by power-ups]). Genius.

  • @KKokichi
    @KKokichi 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The thumbnail, thanks

  • @BurgerSoup
    @BurgerSoup ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm SHOCKED that you still didn't touch some good ol' electricity! ⚡️

  • @ediblechicken671
    @ediblechicken671 ปีที่แล้ว

    Now you have to see how fast you can touch Rocks in every Mario game

  • @louisedanvers798
    @louisedanvers798 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The first bit is so funny😂

  • @JosiahBradley
    @JosiahBradley ปีที่แล้ว

    Jorts will outlive us all now.

  • @user-xm6xb7bh2y
    @user-xm6xb7bh2y หลายเดือนก่อน

    The last killed me

  • @Speireata4
    @Speireata4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Now that you got a life, do something with it. 😂