That's 4 of 18 types! You still have yet to Touch Normal, Electric, Ice, Psychic, Dark, Dragon, Ghost, Bug, Rock, Ground, Poison, Fighting, Steel and Fairy.
0:41 actually funnily enough, there may actually NOT be air/an atmosphere in that black void, since we know that until Mario 64, Mario didn't need air to breath, as he can spend as much time in the underwater stages as he wants without drowning
it's not super rare :/ a physical copy of it is, but it's not super rare, heck it's even on the nintendo switch even tho nintendo is very harshly against retro games
It’s not rare because Nintendo sold super Mario 3d all stars and hundreds of thousands of people bought it before it got removed because it was limited time
Bro why did you have to prove me wrong like that? I literally said "you can't touch air without a 2 second long video" and you made it 4 minutes somehow. Respect!
I didn't know this was an April Fool's video until I read the comments, but you did a good job of making this funny as a satire to your other videos while grabbing some obscure titles to showcase in the process.
The supermarket monster: Once in a place far away, a very long time ago there was an boy named Roger, he was tall but a bit round. He lived in a big city where unusual things seemed to happen everyday. For example, his uncle died. Anyway, Roger had lots of enimes in the city, all the people he used to like were now his enimes because he changed. He used to be a really succesful banker named Ron, but he decided to go another way and now he is a hobo named Roger. Because of this his friends thought they didn’t like him anymore so they said “your our enimy now!!!” and Roger was like “oh no, I have no friends but loads of enimes ”
NO WAY I remember that typing game! LOL Not even kidding, when I was in first grade, I was sent in for a scholarship assessment to some private school, because I was way ahead of where I "should" have been in 1st grade, and they had me play that game... I don't remember anything about it, but I do remember messing around with it.
I think I included all the Mario games this time but let me know if I missed any
Mayrio cart 🛒
Can you do the fastest death in every Mario game? I really enjoyed watching this series!
It doesn't matter if you missed something.
hotel mario
You touched grass but not dirt
Out of all of the April Fool videos I've seen today this one's really a breath of fresh air.
*I see what you did there*
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@@Imagine1143 I see what you did th-air
@@joewilliams-un8vu t-air-able joke
HELO BROTHER
Short answer: “How fast can you touch air in every Mario game?” “0.01 Seconds.”
That's 4 of 18 types!
You still have yet to Touch Normal, Electric, Ice, Psychic, Dark, Dragon, Ghost, Bug, Rock, Ground, Poison, Fighting, Steel and Fairy.
I wouldn't be opposed to a touching bug video because that means wiggler gets morebspotlight
Question, is a koopa a dragon?
Bump!!! Let's do this thing!!!
@@JamesTDG Yoshi is a dragon and dinosaur hybrid, so that is close enough.
@@JamesTDG the ruined dragon from smo
0:41 actually funnily enough, there may actually NOT be air/an atmosphere in that black void, since we know that until Mario 64, Mario didn't need air to breath, as he can spend as much time in the underwater stages as he wants without drowning
I mean, technically, there’s air in the water. Mario a fish; confirmed?!?!
@@EnchantedGrapes. I mean, technically, he's never touching air as his atoms don't physically touch air atoms. Mario a dust cloud; confirmed?!?!
Whaaaaaaaaa!?
I thought I was the only one who played Super Mario 64! I'm glad I have such a super rare game in my collection.
it's not super rare :/ a physical copy of it is, but it's not super rare, heck it's even on the nintendo switch even tho nintendo is very harshly against retro games
How does it feel to be one of the few with Super Mario 64?
@@nocontext400 how does ot feel to be the only one to not get the joke
@@F1remice how does it feel to be a smart alack?
It’s not rare because Nintendo sold super Mario 3d all stars and hundreds of thousands of people bought it before it got removed because it was limited time
Somehow manages to be both an April Fools prank and the inevitable conclusion to the Touching Stuff With Mario franchise at the same time.
I was waiting for him to get to Mario Galaxy and debate over wether there’s air in space.
Then I remembered that it’s April Fools’ Day.
He touches air at the beginning of both Mario Galaxy games anyway
And there is air in Mario Sunshine
And there’s air in Ohio☠️☠️
@@DemonicInOhio shut
@@DemonicInOhioshuy
I like to think he realized halfway through Super Mario 64 that Super Mario Galaxy was close so he just decided to go for every obscure game
NBA Street V3 for the Nintendo Gamecube is NOT an obscure game, thank you
@@martineriksson03 Well I said it from my point of view because I dont see much people mentioning it often
This is definitely one of the hardest challenge ever, I am very impressed you manage to touch air in every Mario game!
In Super Mario 2 you actually cant touch air until you finish the game as it's all a dream.
Warm, hydrated, and enjoying clean air in the outdoors! J0rts has truly ascended.
This is the most original yet unoriginal april fools prank ever
This was absolutely brilliant. The way you spoke seriously about it the whole time while obviously making a fun prank
It's fricken INSANE that j0rts has all of these consoles. As the legend foretold, only the ONE TRUE GAMER is able to accrue such a collection!
There are emulators u know?
@@krakenanimates2981r/woosh
@@krakenanimates2981r/woooooosh
you know that you can get most of these games on the Nintendo switch?
@@krakenanimates2981 /OMG no way!
a "real" version of this where you touch clouds would be pretty cool i think
you should've done this for zelda, so that you can really take that breath of the wild
i get it
lol underrated
Bro I’m actually dying rn😂
OOOOOOH!
Good joke
I never realized how common air was.
Expected the touch air video to be about the first jump you can make, but this works as well.
The Avatar kept balance between the Water Tribes, Earth Kingdom, Fire Nation, and Air Nomads. But that all changed when the Fire Nation attacked.
This is the best April Fools video I've ever watched.
The skill required to complete these challenges.... simply incredible, all hail avatar mario
He actually did it, absolutely insane
One could argue that because Mario 2 is a dream, you don't touch air until you beat the game and see Mario in bed in real life.
Bro why did you have to prove me wrong like that? I literally said "you can't touch air without a 2 second long video" and you made it 4 minutes somehow. Respect!
In Super Mario Bros 2 you are in a dream, so when you are dreaming, you are touching air.
I can't wait for people to stumble across this in the future and initially have no idea that this was an April Fools' prank
Lmao, I just did that.
Wow! This was definitely the hardest challenge yet! Glad you toughed it out and got through all of them!
How fast can you make physical contact with Bowser in every Mario game?
super mario princess peach edition
Ahh yes the fifth element, Bowser
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Some games somehow don't have bowser
how fast can grope bowser
Conclusion: Mario suffocates a little bit for 1/100 of a second at the beginning of every single game.
this was quite the intense challenge i must say
I was REALLY hoping you'd do this for April Fools! You made my day!
I'm glad Avatar Mario is now one with all the elements, and can now defeat Firelord Bowser.
Alternative title: How fast can you open every mario game and then immediately close it
The setup for this video! You, sir, are a legend. Here is your internet. You've won it fair and square.
I cant help but realize you’re forgetting a crucial mario game
Mario’s Early Years
MARIO'S BALLINNNNNNNNNNN 2:02
Your honor. Mario will never be ballin.
Okay but now go outside
in every Metroid game
This is the dumbest, most obvious April Fool's joke I've see thus far today, so why am I laughing at it so damn hard?
Bald mario has to be one of the most cursed things ive seen in my life and seeing THAT makes me wanna end it
lol
Super Mario Bros 2 takes place in a dream, therefor Mario doesn't touch air until the game is over and we see him in bed sleeping.
Oh wow, it's finally happened! We have the new Avatar! It's Chris Pratt. I've been waiting for this moment for a long time
The last air bender X Mario😂 3:29
2:48 There’s actually a Mario thing (I forgot what it’s called) on Minecraft for the Nintendo Switch
You should make a serious version where "Air" is some sort of wind element or the skyline in 2d games.
I was expecting you to go to the Mario world with its own texture pack and world
2:56 all the camman18 fans feeling physical discomfort at the thought of using birch
When you said super Mario.... I was like yay! My favourite Mario game! But then you said minecraft! I said that's not a Mario game!
3:37 what have we done
*THE AVI-MAR*
WHAT HAVE WE DOOO-
@@diamondcat705 *smo*
So basically how fast you can hit the start button
2:45 super mario MINECRAFT
I was not expecting him to play The Minecraft Nintendo Switch special Addition
1. this is April fools 2. Funny 3. The time of the video is legit 4:01 = 4/1 = April fools
I learned to type on Mario Teaches Typing and sometimes I swear it was a fever dream. Thank you for confirming my second grade memories aren’t false.
0:29 technically this is a dream so does it count?
How is it a dream
@ smb2 is it version of a game the Nintendo created for me a different console, at the end, Mario is in a bed dreaming about the game.
Wow, this was probably the hardest one we’ve done yet
This was honestly the hardest but you made it! 😊
Don’t let cayman see the Minecraft part
0:52 I didn't even know this game existed
Now touch aether in every Mario game.
3:30 he is back…
I didn't know this was an April Fool's video until I read the comments, but you did a good job of making this funny as a satire to your other videos while grabbing some obscure titles to showcase in the process.
WELCOME TO MARIO TEACHES TYPING!!!!! 2:10
2:53 99999999999999 missed calls from camman18
Kid named air:
I think clouds would make a good video for air
2:56 uh oh beware of camman18 he's pissed
I’m pissed
the minecraft gameplay was such a twist
Minecraft is my favorite mario game too!
This is pointless unless all the games are under water games and you need to get air
1:43 incorrect. mario sports mix on wii has basketball in it.
Beating every Mario game as Wriggler? Or a 6 Bulb Garlic Butter Tutorial?
3:04 my eyes!!!!!!!!!
After watching all the series, this is genius. I don't know how, but it is.
1:18
Obscure my ass
Will do
This video had me on the edge of my seat. You just never knew if there was going to be air or not.
If you ever feel useless, watch this video😂
If you evil feel useless, remember theres a comment making fun of an april fools joke
@@AlistairMcPRIME is right
You touched grass, water, fire and air but now you have to touch ice/snow and feel the freeze
2:48 if u make this joke AGAIN I will unsubscribe
Plssss noo
The supermarket monster:
Once in a place far away, a very long time ago there was an boy named Roger, he was tall but a bit round. He lived in a big city where unusual things seemed to happen everyday. For example, his uncle died. Anyway, Roger had lots of enimes in the city, all the people he used to like were now his enimes because he changed. He used to be a really succesful banker named Ron, but he decided to go another way and now he is a hobo named Roger. Because of this his friends thought they didn’t like him anymore so they said “your our enimy now!!!” and Roger was like “oh no, I have no friends but loads of enimes ”
The live split window was really helpful thanks
All jokes aside, Mario Hoops 3-on-3 is an absolute banger of a game
I love how all the video is is him playing every Mario game for one second😂
1 millisecond more like
I loved this so much unironically
This must be the hardest challenge you have ever done you deserve an Oscar
He finally did it
I came to this video only to state that bald Mario will live in my nightmares till the end of my days
"That leaves only one element remaining"
The entire Periodic Table: Am I a joke to you?
that ranking on the end looks like an super easy and short speedrun category that one millisecond longer can take you to 500rd place
2:55 ain't no way bro it's getting birch
"Mario isn't suffocating so there's air here"
Mario: *Can survive the vacuum of space*
I don't think him being alive means there's air :P
fastest speedrun ever! You're on a roll Jorts!
2:47 are you kidding me
i knew it was an april fools prank
Only one plumber can master all four elements. But when the world needed Mario most, he vanished into thin air.
You already touched the elements, now i want you to touch colors, i want you to touch the color brown... PLEASE!
0:35 Mario doesn't suffocate without air, considering he can breathe in space. Therefore, he may or may not be touching air here.
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Touch ice in every Mario game hardest request prob
NO WAY I remember that typing game! LOL
Not even kidding, when I was in first grade, I was sent in for a scholarship assessment to some private school, because I was way ahead of where I "should" have been in 1st grade, and they had me play that game... I don't remember anything about it, but I do remember messing around with it.