Alright so sadly the Fish challenge I've been wanting to do after this stream was a total dud. Tons of crashes and glitches :( - oh well onto the next one. That chef run someone suggested a little bit ago seemed fun
I haven't laughed like that in a long time. You trying to get down the waterfall without losing your shit and then trying to kill that goat while completely losing your shit was absolute gold.
If I was forced to point to a specific part of a Joov video to capture the essence of what a Joov video is, it would be the entire waterfall gameplay chapter. Its got dozens of repetitions trying to overcome a ridiculous but challenging self-imposed gameplay limitation, the headphone sling, banter with twitch chat, a few failed attempts at shooting a goat that should have landed because it triggered the kill cam overlayed atop 90s electric piano music in the background, and of course it has chair - and its a whole vibe and its perfect. Bro you can't kill the goat because you ARE the goat.
"We're probably going to get only one stream out of this" I mean, yeah, that's the idea tho right? You'd have to leave the water to enter a second stream
The shy assassin challenge. The events of Helgen traumatized the Dragonborn to no end. So after finally escaping out through the underground tunnels with the last person they'd ever trust to see them. They then vow to never be seen again. Animals, or creatures lacking in intelligence do not count. Going on a quest to become truly invisible through all means possible. Spells, stealth craft and even vampirism if possible. However the Dragonborn has a mission that must be accomplished before returning to Elsweyr. That is to kill all Jarls in Skyrim. Be it through dagger, arrow or other acts of violence caused by them. Now yes this might sound like a simple stealth archer or similar build, but think about it. Actually consider how hard it will be to move through some towns without being detected by people. Dodging forced interactions like in Riften. I feel it might be a lot more fun and challenging then it initially sounds. It may not even be possible. Though I'd say killing people / incapacitating people that are trying to force you into dialog is legitimate.
It speaks to how compelling a streamer you are that, despite the fact i did this exact challenge myself and likewise found myself bored by the time i got to around solitude, i stayed and watched the whole thing. I agree - you've got a soothing voice!
Lucky you meeting Anakin. I've only met 3 famous people in my 56 years, 1 by accident. Literally bumped into Booker T at Comicpalooza in Houston a few years ago. Also have meet Marina Sirtis and Gene Simmons.
2:38:59 On behalf of the VOD sleepers, I would like to point out that: Your content is not boring, it is in fact quite entertaining, thats why we choose you to fall asleep to...... Its not boring, it is merely inconsequential. Its fun and interesting to watch your various characters run around in various worlds, with you at the helm, but if we fall asleep?... yeah, inconsequential. Our real life gets neither better nor worse. We (at least I) do however rewind the stream to the last thing we (I) remember when we're next heading to bed, and fall asleep to it again. I honestly think I have an average of about 250% watch time on these videos: The first half hour I will have seen exactly one time, but I might have played the end; half a dozen, or more, times. So, yes, we... the sleepers are probably the most important of all your viewers.... because 'the algorithm', Who the F else gets play times over 100%? That said, as a sleeper, could I ask you one favor?.... Just one.... could you please, PLEASE turn Dagoth wave down a bit... just a little bit... I've woken up to "I'M A GOD!"; So many times that it is legitimately annoying me. Just -6ish db. Please!
JOOV! i nominated you for the streamer awards this year in every category i could! i hope you show up there eventually, you deserve it! and you playing skyrim has gotten me back into it & ESO, and i got a tattoo a couple days ago of an arrow going into the top of my knee and coming out the bottom! PLEASE keep streaming, you make my day (& night, as i am one of the vod sleepers) but!! you deserve to be in the streamer awards and i will vote for you every year until you’re in it (: you’re my fav streamer! never give up!
Does anyone know if the rage bit of "darling! Darling! All I need is for you to not f*ck me" is from something or if this man just pulled the most compelling bit of acting out of nowhere
I want to see you do this challenge again, with hunterborn, a clearance for leaving water (only riverbanks, so you can make fires) just so you can craft arrows
Hey joov great video per usual i appreciate all the work you put in im a quadriplegic and spend alot of time in the hospital and your videos are what get me through the annoyance of being there thank you for the awesome videos
I believe it was Pandora's curse for opening the box, might wanna check with Jon Solo for accuracy but, There is a young woman from ancient Greek myth who was given a gift and a curse. The gift was perfect foresight. The curse was that no one would believe her. That's what your anecdote about the giant lizard emerging from the water with a battle axe made me think.
13:00 the music is from a game called Unrailed. idk what the actual name of the song is but its the first stage I think. if you have friends it is very very fun game!
Arrows in Skyrim have a max effective range, after which the engine stops treating them like an attack That's what causes enemies doing the last minute teleport-sidestep as well.
Fun little challenge, loved it, also a great mod for the list would be “A Clear map of Skyrim”. Cheers 👍🏽, have a good one @Joov and everyone watching the vod channel. ❤
I'm on the marshes section and I really really want him to go to Morthal. The water is all over town you could probably talk to just about everyone, including Benor
I got a really good challenge idea Skyrim Hunter Challenge: Using a bow a Melee weapon and a spell you must hunt every possible animal/creature and loot something significant from them as a trophy such as bones from a dragon or a tusk from a mammoth bonus points for killing more difficult or uncommon creatures this does not include variants such as snow bears and sabre cats Possibly add weapon randomizer to keep variation Give a time limit and a life limit to keep you on your toes
For the shooting at the goat part; 1, that's the definiton of insanity (doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results) and 2, is no gonna tell him that the kill-cam changes the player to third person and therefore slightly changes where their bow is pointing?
Edit! It's because aiming in first person and aiming in third person is not aligned at the same point, so when the game switches to kill-cam, it's switching to where third person cam is aiming.
*Argonian pops out of the water, murders an innocent woman by the river after luring her close with bait, and disappears back into the water while dragging her dead body in with him* I know you were joking and making fun of things the whole time, but holy shit thats terrifying.
If you somehow got an Ice spell, technically you could spray the ground to get across the ground without 'leaving water' it would just be very cold water lol Edit: Ah... someone already said it. Nvm.
You'll be happy to know that YES I did nap to this VOD. It was the perfect one to relax to and get a power nap (around the time you struggled with that bullshit waterfall THAT HAD A BULLSHIT KILLBOX PROGRAMMED UNDER IT!)
I was really expecting something like the classic Gator Gary created by geokel. That one was so good, and he did it on survival mode, which really cranked the drama. A little disappointed, but at least it's another Joov vid.
Oh my fucking god! Alleys and Gulleys was a nightmare! I had it for the N64 and it was pretty cool but that one level... I frequently got help from my mom and she was struggling with it too.
HOLY SHIT YOU WERE AT TCC? What time was your photo op? I had an autograph at 1, so I got in line at 12:30, and recieved my autograph at.. *checks notes* 4:30
Heyo. I was just thinking. I know you can't fill buckets with water, but dip them underwater and then do the Davy Jones - Parcour the buckets :D. It's cheating, but creative.
Alright so sadly the Fish challenge I've been wanting to do after this stream was a total dud. Tons of crashes and glitches :( - oh well onto the next one. That chef run someone suggested a little bit ago seemed fun
Keep the idea in the vault and maybe you can revisit it later.
It's okay Joov this won't change the fact that Skyrim gets you wet
Hate to hear that cause this was a very chill stream, so it would have been a good concept for multiple plays.
I liked it
FINALLY! MY CHALLNGE HAS BEEN ANSWERED!
I haven't laughed like that in a long time. You trying to get down the waterfall without losing your shit and then trying to kill that goat while completely losing your shit was absolute gold.
"They're putting weapons in the waters that turn the friggen lizards armed" - Rolff Stone Fist
If I was forced to point to a specific part of a Joov video to capture the essence of what a Joov video is, it would be the entire waterfall gameplay chapter.
Its got dozens of repetitions trying to overcome a ridiculous but challenging self-imposed gameplay limitation, the headphone sling, banter with twitch chat, a few failed attempts at shooting a goat that should have landed because it triggered the kill cam overlayed atop 90s electric piano music in the background, and of course it has chair - and its a whole vibe and its perfect.
Bro you can't kill the goat because you ARE the goat.
"We're probably going to get only one stream out of this" I mean, yeah, that's the idea tho right? You'd have to leave the water to enter a second stream
The arrow being teleported six inches to the right at point blank range is just the best content I have ever seen.
2:09:32 was hilarious
The shy assassin challenge.
The events of Helgen traumatized the Dragonborn to no end. So after finally escaping out through the underground tunnels with the last person they'd ever trust to see them. They then vow to never be seen again. Animals, or creatures lacking in intelligence do not count. Going on a quest to become truly invisible through all means possible. Spells, stealth craft and even vampirism if possible.
However the Dragonborn has a mission that must be accomplished before returning to Elsweyr. That is to kill all Jarls in Skyrim. Be it through dagger, arrow or other acts of violence caused by them.
Now yes this might sound like a simple stealth archer or similar build, but think about it. Actually consider how hard it will be to move through some towns without being detected by people. Dodging forced interactions like in Riften. I feel it might be a lot more fun and challenging then it initially sounds. It may not even be possible. Though I'd say killing people / incapacitating people that are trying to force you into dialog is legitimate.
I like it.
The only way to get into Whiterun would be the Open Cities mod
It speaks to how compelling a streamer you are that, despite the fact i did this exact challenge myself and likewise found myself bored by the time i got to around solitude, i stayed and watched the whole thing. I agree - you've got a soothing voice!
i dont know why this channel is called diet Joov bc this one has more calories...
you know bc Joov has all the filler cut out...
feed food🤰
Never have I laughed so hard in a Joovid. That goat, all those attempts, the frustration. Class A man. Glossy Class A even...
Lucky you meeting Anakin. I've only met 3 famous people in my 56 years, 1 by accident. Literally bumped into Booker T at Comicpalooza in Houston a few years ago. Also have meet Marina Sirtis and Gene Simmons.
You and I are probably Joov’s oldest subscribers…I’m 56 as well! 🎉
66 here going on 67 next month. 😅
1:32:40 joov imagining a goat and shoots countless arrows at his imagination for 5 minutes….
2:38:59 On behalf of the VOD sleepers, I would like to point out that: Your content is not boring, it is in fact quite entertaining, thats why we choose you to fall asleep to...... Its not boring, it is merely inconsequential.
Its fun and interesting to watch your various characters run around in various worlds, with you at the helm, but if we fall asleep?... yeah, inconsequential. Our real life gets neither better nor worse.
We (at least I) do however rewind the stream to the last thing we (I) remember when we're next heading to bed, and fall asleep to it again.
I honestly think I have an average of about 250% watch time on these videos:
The first half hour I will have seen exactly one time, but I might have played the end; half a dozen, or more, times.
So, yes, we... the sleepers are probably the most important of all your viewers.... because 'the algorithm', Who the F else gets play times over 100%?
That said, as a sleeper, could I ask you one favor?.... Just one.... could you please, PLEASE turn Dagoth wave down a bit... just a little bit... I've woken up to "I'M A GOD!"; So many times that it is legitimately annoying me.
Just -6ish db. Please!
As a diabetic, I'm honestly so thankful for Diet Joov.
Returning to his roots
YO JOOV MET ANAKIN
It's always interesting seeing yourself in the chat when watching a VOD.
Swimmin' robes sounds like a quick trip to the bottom of the sea lol
You're only getting one STREAM out of the WATER RUN?!
I sea what you did there
Excuse me streamer how dare you leave the embalming tool, you absolute psychopath
JOOV! i nominated you for the streamer awards this year in every category i could! i hope you show up there eventually, you deserve it! and you playing skyrim has gotten me back into it & ESO, and i got a tattoo a couple days ago of an arrow going into the top of my knee and coming out the bottom! PLEASE keep streaming, you make my day (& night, as i am one of the vod sleepers) but!! you deserve to be in the streamer awards and i will vote for you every year until you’re in it (: you’re my fav streamer! never give up!
and to think i was even considering "sleeping" like a regular person. tut. its joovin time
so glad at least one person in chat recommended the subnautica ost. below zero would have been hype
his music he had playing while he was away was so good
Calling New Zealand "down under" and then describing Australia is classic Joov
Yeah, one of the best parts of NZ is that it doesn't have most of the dangerous land animals that Aus is known for.
Does anyone know if the rage bit of "darling! Darling! All I need is for you to not f*ck me" is from something or if this man just pulled the most compelling bit of acting out of nowhere
"Can you beat Skyrim by only throwing nirnroot" when?
Also this character should definitely be known as the Wet Bandit. Throwback to Home Alone
I want to see you do this challenge again, with hunterborn, a clearance for leaving water (only riverbanks, so you can make fires) just so you can craft arrows
Hey joov great video per usual i appreciate all the work you put in im a quadriplegic and spend alot of time in the hospital and your videos are what get me through the annoyance of being there thank you for the awesome videos
The way I started laughing out loud when the arrow missed the bunny 😂
0:19 You’re cheesing so hard 🫠 its adorable
the underwater blur is making me feel like years of staring at screens finally killed my eyesight lmaooo (cool vod !!)
I believe it was Pandora's curse for opening the box, might wanna check with Jon Solo for accuracy but,
There is a young woman from ancient Greek myth who was given a gift and a curse. The gift was perfect foresight. The curse was that no one would believe her.
That's what your anecdote about the giant lizard emerging from the water with a battle axe made me think.
You're thinking of Cassandra from The Iliad
If only we had a 5sec rule for crossing "Land Bridges" Like a Fish Flopping on the Ground Or if we could Salmon HIGH JUMP over small objects
13:00 the music is from a game called Unrailed. idk what the actual name of the song is but its the first stage I think. if you have friends it is very very fun game!
i love rewatching these videos thank you for the sustenance joov !!
Arrows in Skyrim have a max effective range, after which the engine stops treating them like an attack That's what causes enemies doing the last minute teleport-sidestep as well.
Joov is so Foreground Video/Main Moniter content that I put Joov on my first monitor while playing Skyrim on my second monitor
Should've combined this with the Chef challenge and been an Imperial redhead woman named Wet Wendy's
I put on diet joov specifically to fall asleep to
Fun little challenge, loved it, also a great mod for the list would be “A Clear map of Skyrim”. Cheers 👍🏽, have a good one @Joov and everyone watching the vod channel. ❤
I fell asleep to this, the intro got me intrigue to rewatch when I woke up :P
I'm on the marshes section and I really really want him to go to Morthal. The water is all over town you could probably talk to just about everyone, including Benor
When Joov says things like he loves the vod watchers I blush and kick my feet under my gamer chair
I think the goat 🐐 was in kahoots with the Waterfall 🌊
This could still make for a good main upload as the tale of the Aquassassin
The slaughter fish at 36:01 minutes really killed me for no reason 😂😂
I'm just super curious what HUD mod Joov is using it is so nice.
Anytime someone says "touch some grass" you should pull out a pot of wheatgrass or something and show yourself touching the wheatgrass.
I got a really good challenge idea
Skyrim Hunter Challenge:
Using a bow a Melee weapon and a spell you must hunt every possible animal/creature and loot something significant from them as a trophy such as bones from a dragon or a tusk from a mammoth
bonus points for killing more difficult or uncommon creatures this does not include variants such as snow bears and sabre cats
Possibly add weapon randomizer to keep variation
Give a time limit and a life limit to keep you on your toes
By whatever means necessary! There was no cheat. You remained constantly wet. By the time you made it down that waterfall... I applauded 👏 👏 👏 👏
Thanks for this, cheered me up. Rough day.
1:33:04 Watching this shot frame-by-frame is wild! The arrow literally defies physics and still misses!
Ethereal Goat is here: 1:32:20
FINALLY! MY CHALLENGE HAS BEEN ANSWERED
Alot more entertaining than I thought it was going to be 😂
awake vod watchers using Joov as diet background calm hearing 2:39:30:
no fr the sleepers are missing out, elite voice
For the shooting at the goat part; 1, that's the definiton of insanity (doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results) and 2, is no gonna tell him that the kill-cam changes the player to third person and therefore slightly changes where their bow is pointing?
Edit! It's because aiming in first person and aiming in third person is not aligned at the same point, so when the game switches to kill-cam, it's switching to where third person cam is aiming.
You should totally stream Valheim sometime if you haven't already. Love that game, would be fun to see what you do in it lmao
Skyrim but a slaughterfish is stalking me
*Argonian pops out of the water, murders an innocent woman by the river after luring her close with bait, and disappears back into the water while dragging her dead body in with him*
I know you were joking and making fun of things the whole time, but holy shit thats terrifying.
If you somehow got an Ice spell, technically you could spray the ground to get across the ground without 'leaving water' it would just be very cold water lol
Edit: Ah... someone already said it. Nvm.
Really enjoyed this one x
there's a sunken tower in the first lake that normally has glass armor
What is the song at 12:57?
The flop caught me so much off guard oh my god.
2:39:18 I am in fact using this video as my background noise to fall asleep 😴 😅
You'll be happy to know that YES I did nap to this VOD. It was the perfect one to relax to and get a power nap (around the time you struggled with that bullshit waterfall THAT HAD A BULLSHIT KILLBOX PROGRAMMED UNDER IT!)
what's the song at 1:42:59 ??
You don’t understand how much I live for this channel joov
Joov what mod do you have for swinging animations?
Wow, Joov looks shorter in real life than he does on vod, than he does on live stream, than he does in his thumbnails.
Did not expect you to sing Ween :)
What hud and beastiery is he using its looks epic
The second it dropped i clicked lol.
Who u gonna call..... ghost gost 😂😂😂
@ 2:10:05 imagine your loose your last arrow at a guy.. and he stands there.... unphased!
I was really expecting something like the classic Gator Gary created by geokel. That one was so good, and he did it on survival mode, which really cranked the drama. A little disappointed, but at least it's another Joov vid.
1:32:31 if you wanna see joov absolutely lose his mind over a goat
Love ya, Joov!
Beating SKYRIM as a FISH?!
Within 1 minute of watching my joke title has become a real title...
Conjuration would be fun with this
Also, since you can't leave the water what are you gonna do with all the loot... I don't remember any underwater vendors 😂
We got Joov Skywalker before GTA 6 🤯
Joov just now discovered head hitboxes suck in skyrim lol
Oh my fucking god! Alleys and Gulleys was a nightmare! I had it for the N64 and it was pretty cool but that one level... I frequently got help from my mom and she was struggling with it too.
CAN YOU BEAT SKYRIM but your character has to be constantly drunk
HOLY SHIT YOU WERE AT TCC? What time was your photo op? I had an autograph at 1, so I got in line at 12:30, and recieved my autograph at.. *checks notes* 4:30
Why the hell did they take out fighting in water???
GET IN THE WATER
The moist murderer doesn't work? Then how about the wet whacker...
Heyo. I was just thinking. I know you can't fill buckets with water, but dip them underwater and then do the Davy Jones - Parcour the buckets :D. It's cheating, but creative.
I think Donkey Kongs underwater music is better.
Anakin approved play through
01:33:00 - suddenly Italian 😂
This is why I disable kill cams lol
Where can I buy a •vooL shirt?
i wounder if fallout 4 without leaving the water if that video exist too
GoatGate 1:32:20
Hardcore mode requires you get rabies before starting
I saw Christian in a small town once lol