My Dad used to work at Walmart when old Sam was still around. Dad says that when he would stop at our store he was always wearing an Elmer fudd like hunting hat, with a flannel button-down, with a shirt underneath it, tucked into his khakis always wearing tennis shoes. He also recalls Sam being a great human, always down to earth.
The story sounds like how Bruce Wayne saved Superman's Family Farm in the last Justice League movie. Superman: "How did you get the house back from the bank?" Bruce Wayne: "I bought the bank."
@@geekgirl616 I'm sure he'd be impressed with the success of the company, but I doubt he'd be pleased with the soulless, uncaring corporate structure.
Being from Bentonville, can confirm that the Sam Walton story is accurate. His kids took turns being the CFOs and board members. Sam was actually a great dude, and pretty sure he’s rolling in his grave to see how his stores treat their associates.
Story 1: The fact that Bro said "What did I do to you" more than once shows that he shown no remorse for what he did and will NEVER change his ways. This guy is so dense, that he couldn't comprehend why OP did this. You screwed OP over, now HE is screwing you over.
OP should've gone nuclear. He should've let the f**ker do the suitcase thing and reported it to authorities. Dude would've definitely caught a felony, prison, banned from travel and on no-fly lists. OP really took mercy on him.. though I do appreciate him messing with him by faking police looking for him. Bro must've been worried af during his whole vacation lol
I saw Sam Walton once at a Walmart. He was sweeping the floor and talking to employees. I only knew who he was because the cashier told us he was the owner of Walmart.
Man, Walmart sure has gone downhill since Mr. Sam Walton passed, he’d be ROLLING in his grave if he heard some of the bullshit that goes on at our Walmart. -A soon to be FORMER Walmart employee Damn, didn’t mean to start a chain shitting on Walmart lmaooo. Here’s hoping my employers don’t see this BEFORE I can quit
@majoratwili7312 just the way management treats their associates. They have no problem turning a blind eye to versus what they are willing to retaliate on, but make sure there's no evidence for that retaliation, but everyone agrees it is. The mental abuse they put their associates through to the point where they physically get sick having to go into work, but they can't find other jobs willing to pay the same, so they feel stuck. It's something that really can only be witnessed and recognized by other or former associates. There's so much I could say, but it would take too long to explain. I've seen the best associates become the worst in one week because of the horrible treatment. I've seen worthless associates get put on a pedestal for things they've never actually done. One of our best associates took a huge paycut to leave, and when she put in her two weeks, they found a reason to coach her when there was nothing to coach her for and our store lead (Co manager) took the sides of our management. Our current managers are worse than the ones we had nearly ten years ago. It's just a huge disaster all around.
Story one: Bro sucks. What's the point of making an enemy out of your roommate? And why the heck would you trust them not to screw you over after you make an enemy out of said roommate?
Even then, he was pretty nice. He could have put those laxatives in the cake, got him arrested or set for the locks to be changed the day after he returned. The OP was pretty level headed.
Story 1: If you're going to plan to do illegal stuff, maybe DON'T pi$$ off the people around you, because at the worst, they'll rat you out. While that didn't happen here, OP definitely got revenge for being robbed and screwed over. Honestly, nobody needs someone like Bro in their lives
honestly, if OP didn't tell bro about the cops coming over, bro would have pull the suitcase trick and OP could have reported him for it. double the revenge.
Better pro revenge story than that first one: I have a very stupid, scammy, abusive uncle. This is a man who bitched about his first wife, a daughter of law enforcement, having postpartum depression after giving birth to his only child so he took her down to Florida "on vacation", told her he was going to get sodas for them, and then literally abandoned her there 1,000 miles from home on a random Florida beach with a newborn. His own wife. So it gives my heart some joy to let you know when he actually moved to Florida and remarried, he had gotten mixed up with very sketchy Columbians and tried to involve my poor grandmother with them too as he was the golden baby. It turns out they had enough of his shit too and wanted him to divorce his wife. So on a trip back from Columbia, they 'gifted' him some plant thing to take with him... but they 'buried' a bag of white powder in the pot. Well, TSA caught it right away, and apparently my uncle shit himself in fright. My uncle had no idea what it was, but considering the man absolutely did drugs while he was down there, he thought it was so fucking over. Well, the powder ended up just being something like baking soda. They fucking ghosted him, he did what they wanted, and everyone moved on with their lives. He didn't learn to become a better man from the fear of God being instilled in him, but such is life of insufferable narcissists. But we don't forget what *really* happened.
Really sad to see how far the Walton family has fallen. Sam Walton went to bat for his employees. The modern Walton family spends billions to found an art gallery that none of their employees can ever afford to attend.
I know 2 people that were fired because a customer complained. Neither one would cuss out the customer. In fact the one customer turned out to be a true Karen. She bragged to the cashier that he told her she couldn't take a tag off a plant. Because he kept telling her she couldn't and why she complained management. Then bragged to the cashier, "He'll never talk to me like that again." The other was a cashier and was always very nice and friendly.
@@Mew_Mokuba_Akari I don't shop at Walmart except for my prescriptions, for the sole reason that I know Walmart sells them at a loss. (Marketing tactic, sell prescriptions at a loss hoping you'll stick around and buy other shit.)
Sam walton telling the employee to go try again for the loan (which is now loaned by himself) has the same energy as finding out Rosa Parks' husband had a car.
Story 2: All he had to do was install the engine Grandpa asked him to install. Why Earl didn't do that, IDK, but it would've saved him from losing his business.
Obviously he made a few bucks by installing a cheaper engine and selling the more expensive one. No one expects a "hick" to be able to buy out your business and fire you. It was an _evil_ thing to do, for sure; but I can't really fault him for not being able to see the future.
Story 1: While the revenge would have been more climactic if OP had reported Bro to the cops, the fact OP would have then been paying tax dollars to continue to house Bro in prison for at least five years probably would have put a damper on things. His way was more economical in the end.
First Story: I dont think OP missed his chance i think he more or less knew that he could fuck him up that bad but only wanted to get back at him a bit not completly ruining his life. So it seems like he just made the choice to not report him to the cops.
I feel like OP in the first story gets 0.5 AH for not allowing the roommate to go through with his mule attempt, and call customs on him since he had his exact itinerary. Instead he let someone who is more than willing to deal hard drugs, who'll likely sell more than weed if able.
@@bigjalapeno7061 It means instead of setting up a sting essentially to catch him in the act of smuggling in cocaine to contribute him and his friends dumb ass part to the drug problem, OP took him off that path to essentially get petty revenge compared to the ProRevenge of putting a would minor drug dealer that's dipping his toes into murder waters behind bars. The guy's life sounded derailed already, now the train is rolling down a hill towards a cliff. I would reckon he can't sell weed the same way so he could venture into worse substances to distribute to get money again.
The first story is petty revenge. If he didn't lie about the cops and report Bro for smuggling coke it would be deliciously pro revenge. Besides in that case, Bro would have his housing solved for at least 5 years.
If I was getting revenge on 'Bro' I'd have not bothered with the petty stuff and just contacted TSA or airport security and told them about his smuggling.
Barely related, but my grandmother worked at a Walmart when she was younger. And during one of her shifts was when Sam Walton came in to check on things, which was definitely a habit of his. So my grandma, very briefly, got to meet and talk with the founder of Walmart, a story she was very fond of telling me as I grew up lol.
re: roommate, we can all agree it would have been nuclear revenge if he simply alerted the authorities when the roommate was scheduled to leave costa Rica...some of those countries search people on the way out and the penalties are severe
The one story about "Bro", yeah that's where I thought it was going(snitch about to the airport). I don't personally believe in snitching, unless it's something very important, but to each their own.
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Making him turn green is petty. Making him paranoid about the police is petty Leaving the appartment isn't really revenge, OP basically just moved out with his stuff. He didn't try to get the other person evicted, the bro just couldn't pay rent.
To be honest, while I don't doubt the veracity of the story, it kinda felt like OP was jerking themselves while bragging about what they did to "Bro". He didn't exactly handle it maturely, but maybe he felt it wouldn't make for an interesting story otherwise.
In the first story because OP told bro that the cops were there It meant that bro wasn't going to smuggle probably. Well that doesn't mean that you can't say to the airport that you overheard him talking about it and so that he will get cavity searched.
Bro - the OP’s revenge was good as is. Bro didn’t smuggle coke in and had to figure out his own place. If the OP *hadn’t* scared Bro and turned him in… then Bro would have had a steady place to live and meals daily… all funded by taxpayers.
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The second story kind of brings to mind of my town, it's a small town and exactly the same thing your word is your worth, what you see is what you get, basically. It's a close knit community so if you screw up, word will spread, very quickly I've lived in this town for six years and I don't plan on moving out of it anytime soon
Missed opportunity. OP could've let the cops know that Bro and his buddies would be "suitcasing" coca derivitves into the country. *hah popular opinion
I worked on 3 shifts in a factory in Italy. The work was paying so lowball that I had a second job. This was exhausting, so I often arrived at my workplace very tired. My boss asked "Why are you so lazy every day?" "You know, I work that second job and working two jobs is tiresome." "That's no good, workers are expected to arrive here very well rested!" "Understood, sir!" Malicious Compliance. Since then, when I felt tired I stood home and presented a note from the doctor
With the Bro story: OP should have reported Bro’s return smuggling plans to the police. At least Bro would have had a ride from the airport, and a place to stay afterwards with the Cops!🤣🤣🤣
Regarding the dealer story: while I agree that would have definitely been pro revenge, getting a group of druggies locked up for an indeterminate amount of time might not be the smartest idea, especially since if they were reported, it would be fairly obvious who it was, and when they got out they might’ve gotten their own revenge
I keep imagining Sam Walton coming back as a ghost and ripping modern Walmart management a new one. Similar to the South Park episode where the ghost of Sir John Harrington showed up to explain how to properly use the toilet.
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Story 1: the shower prank OP pulled reminds me of the scene in _Big Fat Liar_ where they rig the villain's shower to turn dye his skin blue and the shampoo to dye his hair orange, and his car starts playing _Da Ba Dee (Blue)_ by Eiffel 65 when he turns it on. Love that movie.
Honestly getting Bro arrested would have been worse. Sure he’d get a bed, meals, entertainment, medical. But the downside of course is Bro being who he is, would likely end up pissing the wrong people off and get punished. So just screwing him over the way OP did, was more of a kindness.
As someone who never worked at Wal-Mart but heard stories from people who did, I agree with the comments about Sam Walton. As a former Publix employee, I can say George Jenkins would also be rolling in his grave over what has happened to his stores. I've had two very close friends, wonderful coworkers, who worked themselves to death for that place. May they rest in peace, I think about them all the time.
@bigjalapeno7061 At my store, I worked in the bakery, which wasn't as bad as other sections of the store, but our manager at the time was a burned out loser who refused to listen to anyone, except the one married female employee who openly flirted with him. So we had 5 people quit in the span of a month, one got into a bike accident breaking her collarbone so couldn't work. One person quit right at the end of my shift, so I had to stay, and I had come in at 5am. I worked almost until 9pm that day, no one relieved me for a break. They called someone who had already worked their shift to come back in after 5pm, not the manager because it was his day off, to finish the other employee's work. I never got so much as a thank you. I lost almost 10 lbs from all the stress and I was very underweight at the time, still am
Imagine reporting that somebody is smuggling cocaine, they ask "does he have any identifying features so we can find him, abd you get to abd ansewr hell be green.
I had a similar experience with my weed guy years ago... I didn't move in with him thankfully. Just kinda were talking like it could be more. Same thing, very materialistic, fancy clothes, flashy lifestyle. Trashy home, sink full of dishes, nothing picked up.
First Story: Sad that NO-ONE gives a rat's ass about The 10 Commandments anymore. Meanwhile, Moses is in Heaven, crying in his pillow and thinking of sending the same 10 plagues he unleashed on Egypt upon the world.
Story 1 : yeah, that was a missed occasion. Just inform the border patrol that you heard a specific person's intent to smuggle drugs. They will sort it out!
I thought he missed his revenge against Bro, too, but that would have been a pretty nuclear revenge and maybe he was pissed off but not nuclear level pissed off.
Who really think airport do inspect butts on hearsay? Odds are that "Bro" and his friends would have got away with it. That was nicely executed with predictable outcome. Well done
In the first story, bro treated OP in such a nasty, disrespectful way. Some time in prison might have taught him some manners. The second story was sour, then sweet. I, too was pissed off to high heaven at Earl! Grandpa had some sweet connections in that small town.
Story 1: Like rSlash said, I was hoping OP would have tiped the cops abouts the "suitcasing" after Bro ate and drank everything the night before leaving (specially considering that the dude did all of that after being punished with the bodywash).
I think it's very funny that story 1 OP only left a pot, but filled a hole in the bottom. Because if he meant a plant pot... That's what you're supposed to do with them so that the plane has drainage XD
I didn't think OP was going to get Bro arrested for drug smuggling because he told Bro cops were looking for him, so he didn't end up "suitcasing" any drugs himself.
Story #1: Yeah.. That was petty revenge. Not Pro! Pro would have been to wait until "bro" went to fly home WITH the suitcase and report them before they land! That's PRO revenge.
i drought that part about Sam Walton is true. From what i herd, he didn't really care much for people working for him. he probly bought it out of spite toward the bank for refusing him a lon or some thing.
Story 1: I think if OP arranged the cops to check Bros bumhole at the airport and got 5 years of prison on top of everything else.... I think that would be called nuclear revenge!! 😂🤣🤣
My Dad used to work at Walmart when old Sam was still around. Dad says that when he would stop at our store he was always wearing an Elmer fudd like hunting hat, with a flannel button-down, with a shirt underneath it, tucked into his khakis always wearing tennis shoes. He also recalls Sam being a great human, always down to earth.
The story sounds like how Bruce Wayne saved Superman's Family Farm in the last Justice League movie.
Superman: "How did you get the house back from the bank?"
Bruce Wayne: "I bought the bank."
Too bad Walmart’s become what it is now I’m sure he’d be rolling in his grave over it.
@@geekgirl616 my dad said that too
@@geekgirl616 I'm sure he'd be impressed with the success of the company, but I doubt he'd be pleased with the soulless, uncaring corporate structure.
@@SkunkApe407 that’s what I’m saying 😔
Being from Bentonville, can confirm that the Sam Walton story is accurate. His kids took turns being the CFOs and board members. Sam was actually a great dude, and pretty sure he’s rolling in his grave to see how his stores treat their associates.
Pretty sure he’s a perpetual motion machine at this point
@@Speedy500 HELICOPTER HELICOPTER
Great people make Great Companies... it's always after they pass it down to someone else when they're no longer so great.
Story 1: The fact that Bro said "What did I do to you" more than once shows that he shown no remorse for what he did and will NEVER change his ways. This guy is so dense, that he couldn't comprehend why OP did this. You screwed OP over, now HE is screwing you over.
OP should've gone nuclear. He should've let the f**ker do the suitcase thing and reported it to authorities. Dude would've definitely caught a felony, prison, banned from travel and on no-fly lists. OP really took mercy on him.. though I do appreciate him messing with him by faking police looking for him. Bro must've been worried af during his whole vacation lol
It screams narcicism. I can do no wrong and anything bad that happens to me isn't my fault.
OP literally pulled a "Big Fat Liar" on Bro. It was beautiful!
It’s not full psychopath, but it’s definitely sparkling narcissism
What a nightmare
I saw Sam Walton once at a Walmart. He was sweeping the floor and talking to employees. I only knew who he was because the cashier told us he was the owner of Walmart.
He kinda just a dude.
i vibe with that honestly
Man, Walmart sure has gone downhill since Mr. Sam Walton passed, he’d be ROLLING in his grave if he heard some of the bullshit that goes on at our Walmart.
-A soon to be FORMER Walmart employee
Damn, didn’t mean to start a chain shitting on Walmart lmaooo. Here’s hoping my employers don’t see this BEFORE I can quit
Care to share? I rather enjoy a good worker horror story
Current associate here and Sam Walton would be in tears with my store. I can't speak for the other stores, of course.
At Walmart in general.
@majoratwili7312 just the way management treats their associates. They have no problem turning a blind eye to versus what they are willing to retaliate on, but make sure there's no evidence for that retaliation, but everyone agrees it is. The mental abuse they put their associates through to the point where they physically get sick having to go into work, but they can't find other jobs willing to pay the same, so they feel stuck. It's something that really can only be witnessed and recognized by other or former associates. There's so much I could say, but it would take too long to explain. I've seen the best associates become the worst in one week because of the horrible treatment. I've seen worthless associates get put on a pedestal for things they've never actually done. One of our best associates took a huge paycut to leave, and when she put in her two weeks, they found a reason to coach her when there was nothing to coach her for and our store lead (Co manager) took the sides of our management. Our current managers are worse than the ones we had nearly ten years ago. It's just a huge disaster all around.
Sammy W didn't die for that crap.
Story one: Bro sucks. What's the point of making an enemy out of your roommate? And why the heck would you trust them not to screw you over after you make an enemy out of said roommate?
Because he's a selfish, stupid butt hole. OP could have ruined his life so he should be grateful OP just decided to f*ck with him instead.
Yeah, but it sounds like the OP effed over his landlord too.
OP should have just struggled and paid rent on his own in the first place... Then he wouldn't have had to deal with any of this! 🤦
Who? Bro or OP?
Cause bro was being a communist in murica.
OP was just exercising his bald eagle rites
Even then, he was pretty nice. He could have put those laxatives in the cake, got him arrested or set for the locks to be changed the day after he returned. The OP was pretty level headed.
Superman: how did you get the house back from the bank?
Batman: i bought the bank
Story 1: If you're going to plan to do illegal stuff, maybe DON'T pi$$ off the people around you, because at the worst, they'll rat you out. While that didn't happen here, OP definitely got revenge for being robbed and screwed over.
Honestly, nobody needs someone like Bro in their lives
honestly, if OP didn't tell bro about the cops coming over, bro would have pull the suitcase trick and OP could have reported him for it. double the revenge.
Better pro revenge story than that first one: I have a very stupid, scammy, abusive uncle. This is a man who bitched about his first wife, a daughter of law enforcement, having postpartum depression after giving birth to his only child so he took her down to Florida "on vacation", told her he was going to get sodas for them, and then literally abandoned her there 1,000 miles from home on a random Florida beach with a newborn. His own wife. So it gives my heart some joy to let you know when he actually moved to Florida and remarried, he had gotten mixed up with very sketchy Columbians and tried to involve my poor grandmother with them too as he was the golden baby. It turns out they had enough of his shit too and wanted him to divorce his wife. So on a trip back from Columbia, they 'gifted' him some plant thing to take with him... but they 'buried' a bag of white powder in the pot. Well, TSA caught it right away, and apparently my uncle shit himself in fright. My uncle had no idea what it was, but considering the man absolutely did drugs while he was down there, he thought it was so fucking over.
Well, the powder ended up just being something like baking soda. They fucking ghosted him, he did what they wanted, and everyone moved on with their lives. He didn't learn to become a better man from the fear of God being instilled in him, but such is life of insufferable narcissists. But we don't forget what *really* happened.
It’s good, but it’s not better than the first one
This is probably the biggest escalation of petty roommate drama I've ever heard lol
Really sad to see how far the Walton family has fallen. Sam Walton went to bat for his employees. The modern Walton family spends billions to found an art gallery that none of their employees can ever afford to attend.
Yes, I've recently been reading some real horror stories about how badly many of their employees are treated. Just awful.
I know 2 people that were fired because a customer complained. Neither one would cuss out the customer. In fact the one customer turned out to be a true Karen. She bragged to the cashier that he told her she couldn't take a tag off a plant. Because he kept telling her she couldn't and why she complained management. Then bragged to the cashier, "He'll never talk to me like that again."
The other was a cashier and was always very nice and friendly.
@@Mew_Mokuba_Akari I don't shop at Walmart except for my prescriptions, for the sole reason that I know Walmart sells them at a loss. (Marketing tactic, sell prescriptions at a loss hoping you'll stick around and buy other shit.)
Sam walton telling the employee to go try again for the loan (which is now loaned by himself) has the same energy as finding out Rosa Parks' husband had a car.
Story 2: All he had to do was install the engine Grandpa asked him to install. Why Earl didn't do that, IDK, but it would've saved him from losing his business.
Obviously he made a few bucks by installing a cheaper engine and selling the more expensive one. No one expects a "hick" to be able to buy out your business and fire you. It was an _evil_ thing to do, for sure; but I can't really fault him for not being able to see the future.
The same reason he was skipping on paying the rent of his business premise. A quick buck.
Damn
Story 1: While the revenge would have been more climactic if OP had reported Bro to the cops, the fact OP would have then been paying tax dollars to continue to house Bro in prison for at least five years probably would have put a damper on things. His way was more economical in the end.
First Story: I dont think OP missed his chance i think he more or less knew that he could fuck him up that bad but only wanted to get back at him a bit not completly ruining his life. So it seems like he just made the choice to not report him to the cops.
Yeah. When he called him to let him know about the cops, that's where I saw he wasn't in it to destroy him but to teach him a lesson.
I feel like OP in the first story gets 0.5 AH for not allowing the roommate to go through with his mule attempt, and call customs on him since he had his exact itinerary.
Instead he let someone who is more than willing to deal hard drugs, who'll likely sell more than weed if able.
What do you mean
@@bigjalapeno7061 It means instead of setting up a sting essentially to catch him in the act of smuggling in cocaine to contribute him and his friends dumb ass part to the drug problem, OP took him off that path to essentially get petty revenge compared to the ProRevenge of putting a would minor drug dealer that's dipping his toes into murder waters behind bars.
The guy's life sounded derailed already, now the train is rolling down a hill towards a cliff. I would reckon he can't sell weed the same way so he could venture into worse substances to distribute to get money again.
The first story is petty revenge. If he didn't lie about the cops and report Bro for smuggling coke it would be deliciously pro revenge. Besides in that case, Bro would have his housing solved for at least 5 years.
If I was getting revenge on 'Bro' I'd have not bothered with the petty stuff and just contacted TSA or airport security and told them about his smuggling.
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Barely related, but my grandmother worked at a Walmart when she was younger. And during one of her shifts was when Sam Walton came in to check on things, which was definitely a habit of his. So my grandma, very briefly, got to meet and talk with the founder of Walmart, a story she was very fond of telling me as I grew up lol.
Minimum 5 years if you get caught smuggling weed in the airport is usually a minimum of 10 years for anything that's cocaine or higher
Dude, OP literally pulled a Big Fat Liar on Bro.
Uh, ackchyually in Big Fat Liar, they turn the man _blue,_ not green; _totally_ different!
An addict was lazy, irresponsible, & rude? The hell you say!!
Totally unbelievable
re: roommate, we can all agree it would have been nuclear revenge if he simply alerted the authorities when the roommate was scheduled to leave costa Rica...some of those countries search people on the way out and the penalties are severe
Well damn
The one story about "Bro", yeah that's where I thought it was going(snitch about to the airport). I don't personally believe in snitching, unless it's something very important, but to each their own.
First story. Just an FYI, you need a lot more evidence other than hearsay for police to check someone's prison purse. We have rights in the US.
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My pary are with the father, who lost his childens.
Before googling: What the fuck are Hashmarks...
After googling: Who tries to park on a football or ice hockey field, and why are wheelchair users there? These areas aren't made to be traversed in a wheelchair, and trying to do ramps, who brought these?
Like, what the fuck is going on where you live... Or are you just linguistically disabled?
In that case you should really get someone else to rant for you online...
Story 1 is petty revenge at best. OP needs to step up their game.
I guarantee reporting the roommate to the airport would upgrade the petty to pro revenge.
Making him turn green is petty.
Making him paranoid about the police is petty
Leaving the appartment isn't really revenge, OP basically just moved out with his stuff. He didn't try to get the other person evicted, the bro just couldn't pay rent.
To be honest, while I don't doubt the veracity of the story, it kinda felt like OP was jerking themselves while bragging about what they did to "Bro". He didn't exactly handle it maturely, but maybe he felt it wouldn't make for an interesting story otherwise.
In the first story because OP told bro that the cops were there It meant that bro wasn't going to smuggle probably.
Well that doesn't mean that you can't say to the airport that you overheard him talking about it and so that he will get cavity searched.
Story 1: To RSlash point - See, but that would be giving him free boarding, and that would be too good for Bro...
Sam Walton would be ashamed of his family if he could see whst they became.
I doubt they would give a dime for his good opinion.
for story one he should have called TSA and told them that he knew of someone who might be trying to smuggle drugs into the US 💀
OP is a better person than me. I would've reported Bro to the cops and let them catch him suitcasing.
Bro - the OP’s revenge was good as is. Bro didn’t smuggle coke in and had to figure out his own place. If the OP *hadn’t* scared Bro and turned him in… then Bro would have had a steady place to live and meals daily… all funded by taxpayers.
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The second story kind of brings to mind of my town, it's a small town and exactly the same thing your word is your worth, what you see is what you get, basically.
It's a close knit community so if you screw up, word will spread, very quickly
I've lived in this town for six years and I don't plan on moving out of it anytime soon
Sam Walton would be rolling in his grave at how his relations are treating their employees
Yea probably
Missed opportunity. OP could've let the cops know that Bro and his buddies would be "suitcasing" coca derivitves into the country.
*hah popular opinion
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I worked on 3 shifts in a factory in Italy. The work was paying so lowball that I had a second job.
This was exhausting, so I often arrived at my workplace very tired.
My boss asked "Why are you so lazy every day?"
"You know, I work that second job and working two jobs is tiresome."
"That's no good, workers are expected to arrive here very well rested!"
"Understood, sir!"
Malicious Compliance.
Since then, when I felt tired I stood home and presented a note from the doctor
In the "bro" story I would've just tipped off the police about the arrival and cocaine plan and had him get arrested.
With the Bro story: OP should have reported Bro’s return smuggling plans to the police. At least Bro would have had a ride from the airport, and a place to stay afterwards with the Cops!🤣🤣🤣
Regarding the dealer story: while I agree that would have definitely been pro revenge, getting a group of druggies locked up for an indeterminate amount of time might not be the smartest idea, especially since if they were reported, it would be fairly obvious who it was, and when they got out they might’ve gotten their own revenge
Story 2: When you live in a world where the handshake deal is king, breaking it is Russian Roulette.
Story 1: when the dude Said he tricked his roommate into getting painted green it reminded me of the movie Big Fat Liar.
i think Bro might've changed his mind about smuggling the coke after OP lied and said the cops were looking for him, so that might've been why
story 1: nah cos he would've gotten free food and a cell op wanted him homeless and struggling lmao 10/10 revenge
OP on the first story isn't a snitch.
Looks like Walmart turned into the the opposite of what it started out as, if that legend is even true.
Too bad bro didn’t get sent to jail. At least there he can gets 3 square meals a day and use the shower without paying
You know what? I think that's _why_ OP didn't send Bro to jail. He didn't want Bro to get free room and board.
I keep imagining Sam Walton coming back as a ghost and ripping modern Walmart management a new one. Similar to the South Park episode where the ghost of Sir John Harrington showed up to explain how to properly use the toilet.
That would be epic
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Story 1: the shower prank OP pulled reminds me of the scene in _Big Fat Liar_ where they rig the villain's shower to turn dye his skin blue and the shampoo to dye his hair orange, and his car starts playing _Da Ba Dee (Blue)_ by Eiffel 65 when he turns it on. Love that movie.
The blue came from his pool, not the shower
@amnesia8843 that's right! It's been a good long while since I've watched it
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Honestly getting Bro arrested would have been worse. Sure he’d get a bed, meals, entertainment, medical. But the downside of course is Bro being who he is, would likely end up pissing the wrong people off and get punished. So just screwing him over the way OP did, was more of a kindness.
Story 1: Why OP even took the last can of who hash!
As someone who never worked at Wal-Mart but heard stories from people who did, I agree with the comments about Sam Walton. As a former Publix employee, I can say George Jenkins would also be rolling in his grave over what has happened to his stores. I've had two very close friends, wonderful coworkers, who worked themselves to death for that place. May they rest in peace, I think about them all the time.
I don't really know anything about Publix. Is it bad?
@bigjalapeno7061 At my store, I worked in the bakery, which wasn't as bad as other sections of the store, but our manager at the time was a burned out loser who refused to listen to anyone, except the one married female employee who openly flirted with him. So we had 5 people quit in the span of a month, one got into a bike accident breaking her collarbone so couldn't work. One person quit right at the end of my shift, so I had to stay, and I had come in at 5am. I worked almost until 9pm that day, no one relieved me for a break. They called someone who had already worked their shift to come back in after 5pm, not the manager because it was his day off, to finish the other employee's work. I never got so much as a thank you. I lost almost 10 lbs from all the stress and I was very underweight at the time, still am
Imagine reporting that somebody is smuggling cocaine, they ask "does he have any identifying features so we can find him, abd you get to abd ansewr hell be green.
I had a similar experience with my weed guy years ago... I didn't move in with him thankfully. Just kinda were talking like it could be more. Same thing, very materialistic, fancy clothes, flashy lifestyle. Trashy home, sink full of dishes, nothing picked up.
Getting green for dealing green
$500 shoes and no money for rent? there's someone still living like that right now
First Story: Sad that NO-ONE gives a rat's ass about The 10 Commandments anymore.
Meanwhile, Moses is in Heaven, crying in his pillow and thinking of sending the same 10 plagues he unleashed on Egypt upon the world.
If you turn your roommate into the Incredible Hulk what can you expect from him other than for him to Hulk smash the entire apartment LOL
Sams club is owned by Walmart. It's named after Sam Walton lol
Bro, you turned a prorevenge into a petty revenge story.
Story 1. All I could think when he was taking every last little thing was the Grinch swiping even the last crumb from the whos 😂
Is it just me or are the notifications getting better
Sam Walton really pulled a Bruce Wayne.
Man, I've missed "grunt".
But for Bro, if he'd gone to prison, he would have had somewhere to live, which OP deprived him of.
Story 1 : yeah, that was a missed occasion. Just inform the border patrol that you heard a specific person's intent to smuggle drugs. They will sort it out!
I thought he missed his revenge against Bro, too, but that would have been a pretty nuclear revenge and maybe he was pissed off but not nuclear level pissed off.
That sounds like something Sam Walton would do. From everything I've heard about him, He sounds like he was an amazing leader.
Who really think airport do inspect butts on hearsay? Odds are that "Bro" and his friends would have got away with it.
That was nicely executed with predictable outcome. Well done
There are these things called drug dogs. They can detect drugs non-invasively.
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In the first story, bro treated OP in such a nasty, disrespectful way. Some time in prison might have taught him some manners.
The second story was sour, then sweet. I, too was pissed off to high heaven at Earl! Grandpa had some sweet connections in that small town.
Story 1: Like rSlash said, I was hoping OP would have tiped the cops abouts the "suitcasing" after Bro ate and drank everything the night before leaving (specially considering that the dude did all of that after being punished with the bodywash).
The Walton/Bentonville story sounds familiar. My grandfather lived in the area and was a big fan of Sam Walton. Maybe I heard it from him.
Bro is remorseless and will never change his ways, OP should’ve reported him to the police, let his ass be put in prison.
I think it's very funny that story 1 OP only left a pot, but filled a hole in the bottom.
Because if he meant a plant pot... That's what you're supposed to do with them so that the plane has drainage XD
Seems pretty clear he left a cooking pot but drilled a hole in it.
@@JRKonungrinn ohhhhh that makes way more sense 😂 I guess I'm just too used to hearing about pots in the context of plants
9:10 no he really did do him a favor 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
I didn't think OP was going to get Bro arrested for drug smuggling because he told Bro cops were looking for him, so he didn't end up "suitcasing" any drugs himself.
BRO got off easy, OP couldve tracked his flight and notified TSA as the plane was landing that BRO was suitcasing coke. BRO wouldve been in prison.
Story #1: Yeah.. That was petty revenge. Not Pro! Pro would have been to wait until "bro" went to fly home WITH the suitcase and report them before they land! That's PRO revenge.
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First Story: I swear, I roomed with Bro for a while at the start of his descent.
I would’ve called the cops at the airport what he was planning! Let him go to prison, and then change the locks….
Why the hell didn't he just tip the airport about smuggling?
i drought that part about Sam Walton is true. From what i herd, he didn't really care much for people working for him. he probly bought it out of spite toward the bank for refusing him a lon or some thing.
I'm from Costa Rica. If you have a good plug, a gram cost like 10 dollars. Buying in bulk can actually get it dirt cheap.
You know the Dixie Chicks once sang a song about an Earl. Seems this Earl didn’t learn from that song.
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If op reported “bro” then at least he’d have a place to stay 😂
Hey Rslash, do you think you could you make a Tree Law compilation video?
Good morning everyone!!! This was great revenge❤
Smuggling drugs over the boarder is a federal crime. That's big boy prison. He'd have more than coke up his butt LOLOL
Your friend's weed plug seemed to have his shit together but in reality didn't? Shocker
Love that the roommates are named Dave and Bro, and Bro is the shitty one
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Story #2: Nebraska mentioned! Time to celebrate with corn chucking
Story 1: I think if OP arranged the cops to check Bros bumhole at the airport and got 5 years of prison on top of everything else.... I think that would be called nuclear revenge!! 😂🤣🤣
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