r/Prorevenge I Got My Boss Arrested by the FBI

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  • @erenyeagar4686
    @erenyeagar4686 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +660

    i also agree with rslash’s mindset about wanting to report child porn immediately. but also, op was smart in trying to avoid angering someone like that. this is a man who is so evil he could sexually abuse his own daughter, who knows what he could do to op? op just took down a douchebag in a safe way, without being emotional. good for him.

    • @Rubythelioness
      @Rubythelioness 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +131

      Tbf the dude was also a high power and rich man, if op didnt do this the right way he could have gotten off as easy as many of the other powerful rich pedos

    • @Tustin2121
      @Tustin2121 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +60

      Right? I think it was a pretty good idea to frame it as an accounting problem, since money is the only thing these high-power people care about.

    • @josephnorris4095
      @josephnorris4095 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +56

      Plus the fact that they might have tried to accuse OP of being in possession of that garbage and it would have gotten him in trouble.

    • @charmedleblanc
      @charmedleblanc 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

      I agree. If a normal person just reports something like that they also could be caught up in the mess or it's ignored. OP did it the right way.

    • @thegamingknight642
      @thegamingknight642 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Not just about him being evil enough to do that to his daughter, he's a former marine! I know a couple marines, and while they've never been angry when I've seen them, I don’t want to know what they can do on their own!

  • @kristashafer93098
    @kristashafer93098 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +77

    My dad once got an email from an unknown person who said attached was the “package” ordered. Dad was confused since he hadn’t ordered anything let alone a large file. Curious, he opened it and nearly threw up. It was explicit pictures of children. Dad immediately researched where to report such things to at the FBI and forwarded the whole thing to that email address. A few days later, he got a response thanking him for forwarding the email. They also let him know that they were able to arrest the sender and it led them to others in the same organization. I just love that he took swift action instead of simply deleting the vile thing! I hope he helped to save these people’s future victims.

    • @charmedleblanc
      @charmedleblanc 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Good of your Dad. Glad the bad guys got caught.

  • @DarkEinherjar
    @DarkEinherjar 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +644

    That's one hell of a butterfly effect: someone's life imploding because of one cigarette dropped in a pipe...

    • @Shr00mbunny
      @Shr00mbunny 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      Life is strange 😩🦋

    • @ditzycup8140
      @ditzycup8140 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      I thought it was multiple because he’d been doing it for a while and the cigarettes added up?

    • @kranberry3318
      @kranberry3318 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      @@ditzycup8140 Yeah it was a build up of many over time not a single cigarette. The one cigarette was just the catalyst.

    • @lemonbars1576
      @lemonbars1576 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      It reminds me of that one My Name Is Earl episode whare when Earl punched his boss it led to the guy's life falling apart Karma was just waiting for the right time I guess

    • @streamcastr
      @streamcastr 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@Shr00mbunny Before the Storm! lol

  • @esorenilegnave
    @esorenilegnave 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +75

    STORY 1: I feel like OP did the safest thing, the way he reported. Kept themself from being targeted later. Also, when the fellow inmates find out what those “parents” were doing with their own child, the hell they put themselves in will really hit.

  • @weareallbronies9031
    @weareallbronies9031 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +779

    When OP said that he accidentally sent his boss's files to himself, i instantly knew where this was going.

    • @lizziefirkey6385
      @lizziefirkey6385 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      I thought I knew where it was going, but was only partially correct. That was horrifying!!

    • @onyxratt
      @onyxratt 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Same I'm really sad I was right

    • @Acer11818
      @Acer11818 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Same. I was laughing when I found out I was right but remember that i should NOT be laughing.

    • @dimariahgunnemann3729
      @dimariahgunnemann3729 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Probably because of the thumbnail. We all knew.

    • @JayJaytheweird
      @JayJaytheweird 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      When OP, I knew

  • @DarkEinherjar
    @DarkEinherjar 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +259

    Man... I literally screamed profanities here when I read that the director had HIS OWN DAUGHTER in the "inappropriate" files. HOLY S---!

    • @pollypockets508
      @pollypockets508 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      Heartbreaking

    • @mowermen1762
      @mowermen1762 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @TeasyLovehow would you know?
      Sounds kinda sus to me

    • @ExElliexE
      @ExElliexE 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@mowermen1762at first I kind of brushed off your comment here, but that’s actually a good point.
      How does one come to know the inner workings of these kinds of groups?

    • @mowermen1762
      @mowermen1762 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@ExElliexE I’m really hoping that @TeasyLove is part of something like the FBI and perhaps his “knowledge” is from his job.
      The two alternatives are not so pretty.

  • @MaximumAnimationsStudios
    @MaximumAnimationsStudios 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +660

    The fact he had the balls to have that on his company computer is insane!

    • @1985toyotacamry
      @1985toyotacamry 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      That part in particular surprise the hell out of me.

    • @nightshadedreams2989
      @nightshadedreams2989 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +34

      cockiness and arrogance

    • @cecejamesable
      @cecejamesable 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      You’d think people with that sort of…taste would keep that crap under lock and key at home. Not on a work computer.

    • @cecejamesable
      @cecejamesable 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @@nightshadedreams2989I’d say stupidity.

    • @nightshadedreams2989
      @nightshadedreams2989 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@cecejamesable That too

  • @RepellentJeff
    @RepellentJeff 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +194

    “And I realized I needed to drink more water.”
    That got me wheezing. 😂

    • @Tustin2121
      @Tustin2121 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      That got me nearly vomiting 🤢

    • @charmedleblanc
      @charmedleblanc 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Good thing to notice. Not drinking enough water, especially doing manual work, is super hard on your body.

  • @leogol6045
    @leogol6045 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +85

    > boss seems chill
    > is friends with wolf of wall street
    > turns out he's actually shady
    Well no shit 🤣

    • @StenWasTaken
      @StenWasTaken 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Was looking for this comment lol

  • @Mario-SunshineGalaxy64
    @Mario-SunshineGalaxy64 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +126

    And here I was hoping OP would notify the wife that D was a cheating scumbag until I was hit with the fact that the wife was also involved in the CP.

    • @fayeslover
      @fayeslover 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      Even before that, apparently they were looking for unicorns to join them. Those two give off serial killer vibes.

  • @PlasticBluVentRabbit
    @PlasticBluVentRabbit 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +43

    “Some of the most explicit- WHOA i can’t say that word” boy the absolute SPEED i turned my head in shock-

  • @hershy1594
    @hershy1594 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +305

    Imagine my shock when I find out a friend of Jordan Belfort is a sleezebag

    • @heckinggi6034
      @heckinggi6034 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      😂😂😂

    • @RepellentJeff
      @RepellentJeff 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +39

      Seriously. In other news, the sky is blue. 😂

  • @jamesnorman9160
    @jamesnorman9160 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

    The fact that Daniel asked OP to make two notes, both of which were different versions of 'I'm resigning' before he was arrested. Like he knew full well what shitstorm was about to be unleashed. xD

  • @PawsOnTheBalcony
    @PawsOnTheBalcony 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    The fact that the CEO of that company was friends with Jordan Belfort made it pretty clear that something illegal was going on. But this took a pretty dark turn 😢

  • @lucifermorningstar2505
    @lucifermorningstar2505 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +196

    Rslash underestimate corporate greed the chance of him still being at the company might be in good odds depending on how much money he was making for them

    • @ostlandr
      @ostlandr 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      The problem is greed without brains, and short-term thinking. It's a human thing. Ask somebody if they want $1 right now, $5 tomorrow, or $20 next week, 99% of the time they grab that quick $1. Stupid, but what can ya do? In the words of comedian and social philosopher George Carlin, "Think how stupid the average person is. Then remember that half of them are more stupid than that."

    • @Gabriel-lh7gy
      @Gabriel-lh7gy 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      And police incompetence there is no way the guy would have been arrested before op mysteriously disappeared

    • @ditzycup8140
      @ditzycup8140 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@Gabriel-lh7gy Yeah, not just the individual policemen’s fault though but the very system itself. I watched an officer cry after I told him what happened to me, knowing he couldn’t do anything about it. There just wasn’t enough evidence, even with screenshots of him admitting to it and two other girls coming forward. Without something more solid like video evidence they would throw out the case. But how would we have video evidence when we were drugged up? :”)

  • @Aria_Kitsuragi
    @Aria_Kitsuragi 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +69

    Story 1: i wouldve gone even more revenge on him by visiting him in jail, hopefully around times where lots of other visitors and prisoners around and yell thats hes “that”

    • @tearstoneactual9773
      @tearstoneactual9773 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      Pretty sure he was found out *very* quickly.

    • @tatkkyo9911
      @tatkkyo9911 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      In prison inmates paper check everyone and if you lose your papers they will have you name checked out by friends on the out side. Or on their hidden phone. Plus guards will let that info make its way to the inmates. Dude is either fighting to live or paying protection.

  • @TomDarkwulf87
    @TomDarkwulf87 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

    My heart sank at the daughter part in story 1. Hope the general population at his prison finds our what he's in for.

  • @johnsmith5922
    @johnsmith5922 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +63

    The shampoo story gives new meaning to the term "Golden Shower"

    • @matts4378
      @matts4378 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Right a total missed opportunity to say something like " I hope my shampoo gave you an experience that even R Kelly would approve of! "

  • @oliviajeanne7709
    @oliviajeanne7709 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

    Hearing that his own CHILD was there almost had me in tears!

  • @MelodyofDarkness0001
    @MelodyofDarkness0001 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +170

    Last story: Dabney literally just described Mark Rober

    • @arjara85
      @arjara85 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +42

      Yes, he knows. That was deliberate.

    • @renammartinez
      @renammartinez 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

      r/whoosh

    • @eric98292
      @eric98292 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      Yes that would be the joke 😂

    • @yojojolovesyou
      @yojojolovesyou 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      damn it's almost like it was a joke or something

    • @brianmckennon9460
      @brianmckennon9460 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      I was wondering who else watched Mark!

  • @BeanManolo
    @BeanManolo 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    "He was friends with the actual Wolf of Wall Street" considering 'almost 20 years ago' was the late 2000's, and by that point the Stratton Oakmond scam was found out, and Jordan Belfort is still a scammer to this day, I can see why Daniel was friends with this guy (although I feel even Jordan wouldn't like the CP part)

  • @adamb89
    @adamb89 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    That last story, back in the 60's or 70's the milwaukee sanitation department went on strike, so to get rid of her garbage my grandma boxed it up, gift wrapped it, and left it in the back seat of her car. Her garbage was gone by morning.

  • @OKAYOKAY420
    @OKAYOKAY420 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

    He had content of THAT kind, and one of the victims was his daughter...😢😢😢

  • @nils920
    @nils920 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +133

    Dabney: ”Welcome to rSlash prorevenge where OP gets his boss arrested by the FBI!”
    Me: ”Ow! This is gonna get NASTY! Lemme grab some popcorn!”

  • @papabear1333
    @papabear1333 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +60

    Shampoo story: During my time in the Marine Corps. We had a food thief and we fixed that problem. The whole platoon (30) dropped off the kids on a burger. This was back when whoppers were 99 cents. When I yelled out at the Company formation that the burger had a heavy load of extra mayonnaise on it. The thief started yelling and dry heaving
    😂😂😂😂
    Semper Fi 🦅🌎⚓️

    • @DancingAngelz
      @DancingAngelz 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      You mean-

  • @jayylmau
    @jayylmau 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Imo for story 1, as good as it sounds to report to police, it'd leave a paper trail for OP, not worth putting your life at risk especially when OP's boss is an ex-marine, 9/10 chance of getting getting a knock on a door from a guy who has probably seen the pink mist. Legit like trying to apprehend a meth-addict, they will fight like they have nothing to lose lol

  • @jeffreyaguilar8028
    @jeffreyaguilar8028 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    OP should have gone straight to the law enforcement and FBI, he literally gave them a chance to sweep it under the rug and if backstabbing is the norm there you want to cover yourself so you don’t get framed and charged with distribution of child pornography.

    • @fayeslover
      @fayeslover 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Apparently dude was so powerful that it wouldn't have surprised me if they had some friends in the police department that could've swept this under the rug, or even framed OP as the creator of that garbage.

  • @silverflight01
    @silverflight01 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +38

    Xmas Gift: Well that'll teach em. You've been a naughty person for stealing from cars, so your present is biological waste.
    I don't even know if it's the same guy (in that case, wow that's stubborn) stealing or it's multiple people

    • @ostlandr
      @ostlandr 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      Old story: During a sanitation worker strike in Chicago, folks would disguise their garbage as wrapped presents, deilvery parcels, etc. and deliberately leave them where the OG Porch Pirates would grab them.

    • @georgercop
      @georgercop 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Joke's on him. It's a family of raccoons and foxes, and they love it xD

    • @abiean222
      @abiean222 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      its most likely different people. there are a lot of asshole thieves out there.

  • @TheDarwinProject1
    @TheDarwinProject1 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

    Tbf to OP1, if the accounting dept didn't find to cp in their investigation, OP could have still reported it.

    • @sourisvoleur4854
      @sourisvoleur4854 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Also, doing it through the anonymous reporting system gives him plausible deniability that it wasn't him who reported it.

    • @fayeslover
      @fayeslover 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      True, but apparently dude was so powerful that it wouldn't surprise me if he had friends in that police department that would've swept it under the rug. Or he could even say that OP is the one who made that garbage and is trying to frame him.

  • @idiyona4610
    @idiyona4610 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

    The amazing mentality where friend of one of the biggest con men wasn't a massive red flag.

    • @ostlandr
      @ostlandr 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Contrary to propaganda, crooked douchebags like that were the villains in Ayn Rand's books, not the heroes. The protagonists were the business people trying to make an honest buck (or rather, piles of honest bucks) providing goods and services at a price customers were willing to pay. The bad guys conspired with crooked politicians and media wonks to run them out of business. She predicted this in 1957.

  • @better.better
    @better.better 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    next Christmas: picking up the package makes the package thief run an obstacle course against squirrels

    • @ScooterBond1970
      @ScooterBond1970 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      And if the thief gets suspicious and won't open the box, get a self guided bowling ball that homes in on the box and busts it open.

  • @afooz
    @afooz 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    i like it when rslash videos about bosses don't include any adjectives like "shady" or "rude" because it implies bosses deserve revenge on the sole basis of being a boss. and they do

  • @forgottenangel4706
    @forgottenangel4706 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +46

    Cant believe he made a reference to that NASA engineer that has a vendetta against porch pirates and car thieves

    • @wolfindarkling1759
      @wolfindarkling1759 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Such fun videos! 😂

    • @Wendy_O._Koopa
      @Wendy_O._Koopa 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      I mean, going full *Mark Rober* would be the next logical step, so?

    • @charmedleblanc
      @charmedleblanc 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      What is there a channel that does this or not?

    • @heppahullu
      @heppahullu 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @charmedleblanc Yes, yes there is. Read the comment above yours in this thread.

  • @Punmaster9001
    @Punmaster9001 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Story 1: First red flag, military. Second red flag, friends with anyone on wall street. It's not surprising that someone who is friends with a wallstreet goon and was in the military also has CP. That's rich people for you I think OP did the right thing the way they did, it guaranteed the creep got caught with everything, the cops would have given him a pass otherwise. Birds of a feather an all that.
    Story 2: That was better than I thought it would be. I expected OP to put dye in the shampoo so they could all laugh as his hair turned colors. This was so much better
    Story 3: Too bad it didn't turn them pink
    Story 4: That's a classic way to handle food thieves
    Story 5: That's one way to deal with thieves

  • @MatsuyoRific
    @MatsuyoRific 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    OP is a literal HERO! That poor little girl. I'm so glad OP's actions were able to save her from those horrible parents

  • @TokyoDollGhoul
    @TokyoDollGhoul 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    In the shampoo story, there's an saying that goes like this, and I quote, "it's better to be pissed on than pissed off". I'm literally laughing as I'm writing this comment! 😂🤣

  • @theplaintech
    @theplaintech 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    If OP had gone directly to law enforcement, he could have also gone to prison for having that c**** p**** on his computer. Misdirection through accounting was the right thing to do. Having any association with *that other thing* could have been deadly for him in multiple ways.
    Lesson: Always think about all the worst ways something could go wrong and take appropriate remedial steps.

    • @charmedleblanc
      @charmedleblanc 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      💯. Law enforcement is proven to get the wrong person often.

    • @theplaintech
      @theplaintech 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@charmedleblanc Not just the wrong person, but sometimes the crime is just made up.

  • @kelleyk28
    @kelleyk28 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    His own daughter? How could he do that?!
    That shampoo revenge is better than putting Nair in it.

  • @paranoiarpincess
    @paranoiarpincess 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    Love the subtle nod to Mark Rober

    • @Wolfie713
      @Wolfie713 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      A sledgehammer against the door is more subtle than that. Dabney was outright blatant with the reference, and it was funny af. 🤣

  • @tigerqueen007
    @tigerqueen007 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    What really disgusts me is that pervert of a boss and his wife involving his own daughter in their sick crimes!!! Those poor kids!

  • @peterchung2262
    @peterchung2262 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I was relieved when the thing "haunting" OP for life was just fraud, then it was harassment, typical bad boss, then it just went downhill very quickly.

  • @ChristopherBurtraw
    @ChristopherBurtraw 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    Love the Mark Rober reference at the end

  • @darkmask5933
    @darkmask5933 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    Rslash, can you another AskReddit video? I used to love those videos, and I still go back and watch them sometimes!

  • @franktuckwell196
    @franktuckwell196 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I bought laxative tea bags when somebody kept stealing my freshly brewed tea, before i got back fom the canteen. After two people had spectacular "Accidents", the disappearing tea Stopped.

  • @Nina-rj4nu
    @Nina-rj4nu 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    My ex's old boss had a beer fridge he kept on his patio. He discovered that some local kids had been stealing his beer on a regular basis. He promptly went out and bought a capping machine and over a few weeks filled the entire fridge with pee in nicely sealed beer bottles. The stealing stopped after the first time the little thieves stole the freshly pee'd in bottles. I thought my ex's old boss was brilliant.

  • @hkyell
    @hkyell 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Nah but unfortunately OP now has CP on his own laptop. He could have gotten in trouble too, if he reported it.

  • @iloveplasticbottles
    @iloveplasticbottles 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    I'm pretty sure giving confidential corporate data without permission is corporate espionage

  • @frankyquilavafireblast895
    @frankyquilavafireblast895 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    KCC read that last line was so much enjoyment. You could hear the smile on their face.
    Every year, it is stolen within minutes

  • @darko-man8549
    @darko-man8549 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    9:59 disagree there - OP did the smart thing by letting the “explicit material” be collateral thing rather than the initial trigger

  • @Dragons4Dummies
    @Dragons4Dummies 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Story 1 is one of the first times I'm thinking that maybe some stories shouldn't be anonymous. I'd never want to work with/for that company knowing what their leadership was doing

  • @hydrodemon939
    @hydrodemon939 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    This was genuinely the first rslash video that made me cry, I weep for that daughter.

  • @dwlr007
    @dwlr007 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Story 2, they actually do make shampoo out of urine in some countries to this day, but there are a few compounds in urine that are synthetically manufactured for most commercial shampoo products.

  • @survivedandthriving
    @survivedandthriving 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    I enjoyed that nod to Mark Rober at the end there...

  • @MrsShocoTaco
    @MrsShocoTaco 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Side Note to Story1 I've never understood why people log in to their personal emails on a work computer. It seems like that would be begging someone to snoop.

  • @mynamesSpartacus
    @mynamesSpartacus 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Totally agree with you on the first story. The only hesitation I'd have, where I think OP did the right thing by reporting it to accounting is that OP could have been legally implicated because he was also in possession of his bosses illegal images. There is a strong chance OP could have gotten in trouble for doing the right thing just because the crime is so egregious and disgusting. Didn't matter that OP didn't know and then reported it immediately, OP was in possession. You would hope our legal system would protect them from that but it's sadly not the case. Some overzealous DA or detective could see it as a golden opportunity to boost their career and OP would be collateral damage. I'm happy that those monsters are behind bars and the daughter is in a better situation.

  • @Raven74947
    @Raven74947 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I'm with you r slash. If I saw what that guy saw I would have instantly called the police. And besides the moral implications, the guy copied that shit to his computer. How was he not freaking out about what that may imply if the police somehow noticed, seeing as he wasn't the one who made the call.

  • @michaelhicks1144
    @michaelhicks1144 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +41

    Need more PRO in these prorevenges.

    • @GoodForWho
      @GoodForWho 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Man just made a p-word be arrested!

    • @Aria_Kitsuragi
      @Aria_Kitsuragi 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yes, especially in story 1

  • @marylowther8495
    @marylowther8495 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Last story: During the New York garbage strike many years ago my uncle started gift wrapping his trash and leaving it in the back seat of his unlocked van. It never failed to vanish.
    He wondered why nobody ever brought it back, but they never did.

  • @mels3958
    @mels3958 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I saw an ad that talked about merch on the right (watched on iPad) and I was like “Rslash has merch!!!” But it was for something else….. now I want Rslash to have merch. May I suggest shirts that say “don’t mess with the IT guy” or “can I get that in writing?”

    • @maieen2665
      @maieen2665 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Also: "Okay, then why don't *YOU* do it!?"

    • @TheKillerqueen40
      @TheKillerqueen40 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      He does! Or used to. I have a Yugo shirt I bought from his merch a few years back

    • @mels3958
      @mels3958 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@maieen2665 I like that idea a lot

    • @mels3958
      @mels3958 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@TheKillerqueen40 oohh! Excuse me while I google. Thank you

    • @TheKillerqueen40
      @TheKillerqueen40 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@mels3958 hope you find it!

  • @SkyEcho751
    @SkyEcho751 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Go to the Cops. Nah you roll up to the FBI and tell them "I copied my bosses company PC to cover for his work while on vacation, I found definite criminal activity and I need him nailed to a wall immediately". Tell them you are scared of retaliation due to him being a Marine, then let them knock down his door and take them in. Let them roll up on the company and watch as the guy's computer is taken out and they begin asking questions.
    Given the amount OP implied he had, it was likely stuff that crossed state lines, thus FBI and not just the local or state police need to be brought in immediately.

    • @charmedleblanc
      @charmedleblanc 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You think they'll protect you. 😂

  • @mygreatgrandfather4311
    @mygreatgrandfather4311 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    As soon as OP said that his boss was associated with Jordan Belfort I knew the place was probably full of unsavory individuals

  • @mbyerly9680
    @mbyerly9680 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    In Roman times, urine was used as a laundry bleach. I imagine the guy stealing the shampoo had much lighter hair by the time he figured out what was happening.

  • @joemck85
    @joemck85 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Story 2: My first thought was to mix the shampoo with increasing amounts of hair removal cream.

  • @Bionic-Man
    @Bionic-Man 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    At the end, Rslash pretty much described Mark Rober 😂

  • @pharynx007
    @pharynx007 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    to be fair, mark rober didn't *start* his channel from the porch pirate saga. but it is an excellent saga

  • @johndeltuvia7892
    @johndeltuvia7892 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    First story - If OP went to the police immeidately, OP could have been arrested for possesion of CP even though he discovered it, because *he copied the .pst's on to his laptop*. Dumb, but sometimes the law is an ass. Also, D could have gotten out of it by saying they weren't really his files because obviously other people (OP and who could prove anyone else) had access to his .pst's. OP did the best thing possible, albeit not for the correct reasons...

  • @Draygarth
    @Draygarth 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I totally shocked that the boss who was friends with The Wolf of Wall Street got arrested.🤣

  • @MrsShocoTaco
    @MrsShocoTaco 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Story1 "My boss is so shady that he was arrested by the FBI, but don't ask how I met him... totally unimportant." I don't think Op realized how shady that sounds. 😅
    *not a direct quote but a summary of the two.

  • @camdenharper7244
    @camdenharper7244 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    First story, I'm in the same boat as you. I'm like ok, creep. Let's get him fired. Then...files are going to the local police, state police and FBI. Then, when one of the people was his OWN daughter. Forget the PD. How about the wood chipper

  • @z0nra
    @z0nra 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    That last story needs a touch of Mark Rober 🤣

  • @milkshake_bro
    @milkshake_bro 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    At the end he just shouted out mark Rober

    • @charmedleblanc
      @charmedleblanc 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Ok so this is a real channel. Cool stuff.

  • @Magician2000
    @Magician2000 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    The last story just feels like mark rober’s porch pirates videos when r/ said make a TH-cam channel and upload videos 😂

  • @rhondah.1478
    @rhondah.1478 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I agree, Dabney. I would have gone straight to the police after finding that file. I would have been so paranoid from having downloaded the file by mistake and having it on my computer that I would have gone to the police so they wouldn't think it was me! And the fact D had his OWN child in those pictures...sick!

  • @frosted_glaceon5513
    @frosted_glaceon5513 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    "What got me the most was he stole mah soap. Who steals soap?!" 😂

  • @instantnoob
    @instantnoob 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The million dollar magazine bankruptcy and ceo arrest made me think I could look up what company the first storu was about, then realized a few seconds later that a company's ceo being arrested for millions of dollars of embezzlement isn't noteworthy enough to be a place to start.

  • @mscaligurl76
    @mscaligurl76 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Daniel needed to report to the authorities for several reasons including the fact that by having the files on his laptop, he's now in possession too.

  • @redrecluse1
    @redrecluse1 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    Hey Dabney. I don't get to watch your videos as soon as they come out anymore, due to my jobs. Saturdays are the days I have off, but I wake up early to hear your videos (then go back to sleep lol)
    I'm not much of a commenter, but I wanted to say thanks for all that you do, and I love your videos.

    • @veratsia
      @veratsia 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      You’re so sweet for this

  • @spiderzvow1
    @spiderzvow1 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    That first story is terrifying. I would have glady sacrificed my job to see that coward go to prison. The OP is spineless

  • @christinasilva1776
    @christinasilva1776 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Should I mention that three 10 year old girls were married off in the state of Tenessee to men aged 24, 25, and 31 in the year 2001. An 11 year old boy was married off to a 27 year old woman in 2006. It wasnt until 2018 that made minimum age 18. Prior to that depending on associating laws (eg parents permitting the marriage to go through) their was no minimum age. What Im refering to is also called Romeo and Juliet Laws. These laws also allow marriges between children in their early teen and adults in their 40's, 50's, 60's and 70's. Once in the marraiges the children do not have the same rights afforded to adults . For instance they can't divorce until they reach legal age. They become fully dependant on their marital 'partner". Many are unable to recieve education. There are still states that havent changed these laws.

  • @IsYitzach
    @IsYitzach 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    The word you are looking for was CP.

    • @DancingAngelz
      @DancingAngelz 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      They’re tryina change it to CSAM now which I think it stupid, especially since it’s already a used acronym. I was really confused when I first saw it

    • @dagnytheartist
      @dagnytheartist 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@DancingAngelz They changed it because "sexual assault" shows the seriousness of the situation moreso than "porn." It's valid to be confused by new phrases though /serious.

  • @Fenronin
    @Fenronin 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    13:20 That is litteral attempting murder by poisoning someone this dude need to go to jail it can kill someone he knows it's 2 piece for an adult and put 8

  • @-dystopic-
    @-dystopic- 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    There’s a guy on TH-cam that does package pranks on porch pirates where he makes spinning glitter deployers & fart spray dispensers & wraps them up like a parcel & waits for someone to steal it. It’s hilarious!

  • @kittyhite8847
    @kittyhite8847 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    As someone who is a survivor of sexual assault by soldiers, it’s so sad that some of the men and women we trust protect us and protect our country are hurting little children. There is no reason you should ever sexualise a child ever there’s no excuse.
    And you’re even worse if you act on those fantasies these people make me absolutely sick

  • @joeschmo622
    @joeschmo622 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Sounds like Mr Shampoo Thief actually took a Golden Shower.

  • @lunasfav6681
    @lunasfav6681 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    For story 2, instead of peeing the bottle, they should have mixed in a bottle of Nair hair removal or, in one of rslash older stories, OP used Summers Eve to get her brother to stop using her shampoo.

  • @sugarfrosted2005
    @sugarfrosted2005 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I like how in the first story being friends with a literal con artist who was banned from trading was viewed as a positive by op.

  • @boogaloobender3462
    @boogaloobender3462 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I felt that OP's actions were actually smart. He KNEW the cops would get involved either way, so it's not like he was giving him a chance to run.

  • @timoborri298
    @timoborri298 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Last Story. There is videos of people messing with porch pirates exactly the way rslash suggest. I think they use glitter and sink spray, though

  • @dominicharvey6048
    @dominicharvey6048 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    In the story where the family member has to take the child because of the parents in jail. Hopefully, they weren't in on it. I was abused when I was younger (physical but not s*xual). The outside of the house family like aunties had an idea of what was going on but never did anything to stop it. I found that out when I left. I left of my own accord when I was old enough.

  • @alexandrefillot9600
    @alexandrefillot9600 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Funny Mark Robot reference at the end, but I'd put a plastic antipersonnel mine in the box, you know, one of them "Bouncing Betty".

  • @selacseel
    @selacseel 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I was waiting for someone to comment that the shampoo became shampee or something of that nature for that one story. 😂

  • @martlettoo
    @martlettoo 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The last guy should also fill the boxes with stuff you have to pay to get rid of, lol.

  • @nakata123
    @nakata123 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Rlash, but if OP when directly to the police and report the stash of photos, what had stopped to argue that OP had access to the PC and that the plant it because of jelousy or something?

  • @SuperYouFox
    @SuperYouFox 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Was the ending a reference to Mark Rober and his Glitterbomb bait packages?

    • @Wendy_O._Koopa
      @Wendy_O._Koopa 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      It'd almost _have_ to be.

  • @BeeWhistler
    @BeeWhistler 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Yeah, since Rober said he’s retiring from the glitter and poo spray game, we need a successor.

  • @nahi.03
    @nahi.03 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Omg not the mark rober reference at the end 🤣🤣 10/10

  • @projectmack9133
    @projectmack9133 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Story 1: His boss was friends with THE wolf of Wallstreet and thought he wouldn't be a shady guy? Did he never watch the movie??? 😂

  • @lizi6056
    @lizi6056 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Rslash, I hope you’ve seen the porch pirate glitter bombs some guy made. It spins the glitter all over and I think he even added fart spray! Obv with cameras! It’s amazing. Better than trash! They’ll never get the glitter or fart out!

    • @Wendy_O._Koopa
      @Wendy_O._Koopa 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It would be virtually impossible for him to get specifics about Mark Rober like being a former NASA engineer without seeing those, so uh... you can rest easy, I guess?

  • @Wolfie713
    @Wolfie713 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Dabney, I love the Mark Rober reference at the end! 🤣🤣

  • @kerribottriell-baxter7345
    @kerribottriell-baxter7345 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Nah, I would have gone straight to the cops, wouldn't have given a flying eff if they found out it was me, because as a survivor of that crud, I REFUSE to have it be swept under any rug or whatever. NOPE, I have no trouble or problem exposing people who would do that to kids!

    • @tonyroca5383
      @tonyroca5383 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      But don’t forget, that creep is a war veteran.
      He’ll have an idea of who reported him and hunt you down in retaliation.
      Unless you have a means of defending yourself, you’re essentially painting a big ol’ target on your back.