OFFLINETV INDOOR BEACH DAY
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 25 ก.พ. 2021
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#OfflineTV #Beach #Summer - บันเทิง
I see, Scarra is bonding with his kayak
omfg 😂😂
The first thing I thought when they did the intro was the kayak
More like coming to terms with it
Just a Chad in his kayak
Oh thanks rae
Alternative title: Mental Hospital lets the patients play for a bit
PFFFFT
As a person who has been to multiple mental hospitals I can confirm
Alternative Alternative title: Offline TV Beach episode
I feel like this is messed up, like wtf
@@precursor3688 its not messed up its dark humor
Michael Reeves is the best thing to ever happen to OTV and no one can change my mind.
he is an agent of chaos
I cant. Its a fact
Yeah, I'm just here because of him and his camera that makes him the tallest person in the photo.
michael and brodin
@@karolkos5915 Brodin is very underrated. He is another breed of chaos. Watching the old episodes is hard. Toast was also an excellent choice
Lily's castle is just like her: artistic but short
Why did i read that as autistic and short 😩✋
And it was even the leastt artistic ahah
@@milkbottle5755 bruh
Imma say the same about Michael's castle
@@sampuhhupmas5666 oh no
Every anime has a beach episode,
That’s.... true
Indeed... wait
69 likes
Facts
The dreaded filler episode
Yvonne is like a mom trying to distract her children with stupid games so they let her enjoy her day
its too accurate-
Accurate stuff right here haha
That's hilarious, accurate & a compliment.
not really but haha
lmfaoo
Lily: why don’t you make it accurate to real life?
Michael: it is
Michaels castle: 15.9 inches tall
“I will be accepting bribes at any point in the game just yell it out” I’m dying 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I was looking for this
Alternate title:
*Yvonne bullying her children for 17 minutes straight unless they bribe her*
*WITH STARBUCKS...*
@@Armzilla123 yum
@@diegosalinas9278 starbucks is shit
@@MegaBytes257 So, let people be happy to the things they like. I mean I love reading books and watching Manga, Sometimes I do cosplays and play games yet there are people who said Im wasting money and time. LOL Let people be happy to the things they like LOL
@@MegaBytes257 bitch I ain't even gotta starbucks where I live, don't crush my dreams
Yvonne is getting a lot of Starbucks drinks.
That's her entire personality
All according to keikaku - Yvonne
Well, not from lily
Yvonne's Life=Starbucks
Is toast still part of offline tv?
"Generating bullshit" got me harder than i thought it would
Fr
me whenever im writing an essay
dead ass bro LOL
“You got this honey” Michael being the supportive boyfriend that he is
i was looking for this comment
Last words before a mistake:
"No no no, you're not gonna like that honey"
Because he ain't a octopussy
Wwhat
@@boyredeye-brawlstars B)
yea when are woman gonna realize... its like when my prom date was like dont order the blue cheese burger you wont like it.. i was like its cheese what could go wrong
I was looking at this comment then the video said it, before Micheal taste it an ad starts lol
“Oh my god Temmie’s drinking the water”
“NOO-“
Pray for Temmie
LMAFO
11:43 :D
soon "temmy the fish"
Yes i saw the video
I love how after Fed left OTV (no matter how sad it was) Yvonne just started actually participating in videos
"Left" is a generous term. But, yeah, its super great to see her happy and lively. Going back to older stuff its really obvious how depressed she was.
Fed left?!??
@@Morvack Yeah, he was doing some shady stuff to both Yvonne and Lily, so he got kicked out. As sad as it might've been, the guy messed up and he needs help.
@@benjaminli188 o
@@Morvack he did stuff to Poki too (who made the biggest deal out of everything and kept all the drama going well past where it should've been). It sucks what he did to all of them but hopefully he's getting the help he needs and improving as a person overall
They’ve been stuck inside for 11 months, and micheal is still yet to post a video
Lol you had the audacity to cope someone else’s comment pathetic
@@eijul1718 Not as pathetic as not being able to spell Copy
"cope"
@@godotgamez7429
Current objective: COPE
@@eijul1718 cope and paste
"you're not gonna like it honey"
Lily has become michaels caretaker. The relationship has accended
Like father like son
The contract has been renewed and upgraded
Lol
OVAAAA HEAVAAAAN
Just like William
THIS MAKES OTV AN ANIME BECAUSE THEY HAVE A FILLER BEACH EPISODE LOL.
They already had a beach episode
@@barracuda0405 true so now they have TWO FILLER BEACH EPISODES
@@damiany6894 it’s even more accurate
Lmao sooo truuu
Holy shit you're right
Scarra: "Wtf there are REAL coins? What the fuck is that??
Meanwhile....
Michael: "What the fuck is that?" *Pulls out a whole dead Octupus*
That's just Sigma Micheal for ya
rlly fun shoot, was a good time, thanks for having me! i'll see ya in the next one probably or something yea :)
WideHardo
UWU
sup man
LMFAO
helloooo poki
I’m sorry, but watching Yvonne just sit back and embody her inner sassy aunt was just a joy.
Fr
Yvonne is always the mother just making sure the kiddos don't cause a ruckus
No need to apologize. I completely agree
hey, do you know what music they use in the intro
Lily: You should have made it accurate to real life
Michael: It is...
Me: *sees crabs*
Poki: *doesnt have to follow the one rule that is the whole point of the game due to her clothing choice*
Poki: *wins *
Also poki: *suprised pikachu face*
Not cheating. Just big brain.
@@mychaeljones7526 not cheating. Just smol brain.
Two starbucks drinks and forget about it
"We're tired of being cramped at home all day so today we're playing beach games!"
"We're in the basement..."
XD
Ah yes.... we love the basements here
looks like a beach to me
This isn’t a beach this is a basement
The basement is where I put the kids...
@@Plasma476 This isn't a basement, it's a beach
Scarra being confident in coin collecting right before Michael ends his life was TOO GOOD. 🤣
Michael grew up on a beach what can I say?
I love how Scarra failed to hit the ball out of Michael’s hands in the beginning. Scarra’s the best
16:47 When my Sims character can't get through the corridor because there's a plant in his way
Im late, but more like 3:44
@@frisby8983 the struggle is real
Symptoms may include headaches, cancer and even death
The people in the commercial 00:17
thats funny
LMAOAOOAOAOA
Why is this so true 😂😂
this is sooooo true! lmao
NOOOOOO
I was expecting to see Michael dump all of his oil in the ocean.
Same
new video idea: Offline TV pollutes the ocean in the basement with crude oil!
@@patrickvanwieren4817 that'd be a great video
the 25 gallons of oil he bought himself for Christmas LOL
If otv made an anime series
Michael: Quirky friend of the protagonist.
Yvonne: The first girl that the protagonist meets.
Poki: The plot twist villain
Scarra: Protagonist’s wise friend
Brodin: Protagonist’s rival
Lily: Moral support.
Toast: Protagonist or the old man that you meet at the beginning of the show but he was actually the one pulling the strings while everyone goes for the plot twist villain.
And this is the SOL spin-off when the protag goes somwhere far away to attain enlightenment or someshit.
Lily's a yandere
Idk to me Lily has the most protagonist vibes
Scarra’s reaction when he realized that he doesn’t has the most coins was hilarious 😂😂😂
0:51 michael: **questioning his existence**
scarra: **acting like a mobster**
poki: **little kid**
lily: *caprisun*
Yvonne: *parent mode activated*
Genius.
Lol the mobster
Ur big brained
That is a perfect freeze frame
How to win a Sand Castle Competition:
Michael: *C O C K I S L A N D*
He should've called it pen island
@@zariaackermann3147 that's pretty genius ngl, well played
Scarra: *generating bullshit*
@@travisleung4159 why thank you! Have a lovely day❤️
Ah yes, the COCK ISLAND
micheal's fast reaction when the umbrella falls is epic
"What is this what am i carrying?" XD
I like how lily is trying to look out for michael but he just does not listen to her at all
“What is castle Brodin” is the most Michael shit Lily has ever said.
Ye
I love how the only time Michael broke character is when eating raw octopus
Yes
Michal is most strongest offline TV member, and he took a huge bite of that octupus.
And he kept it in until he found a nice place to spit out
he didnt break character, he was still a crackhead even when eating raw octopus
@@vaindsgns4974 agreed
I love that Yvonne has been so active in the vids lately, we rarely got to see her in the older ones, but her energy is so fun.
14:34
Scarra: "My piece is called-uh-"
*_generating bullshit_*
Literally me in every presentation I give
14:35 "Generating Bullshit" this is extremely underrated it had me dying
This is me if someone asks me for an explanation
15:18 "Are you talking shit?" "yes, actually, yeah" LMFAO.
Aya is this mom commenting here? Dang to see the family in one video
OemGee It's SunnySplosion! How're you and the crew? I miss Sn0wbird x
Where's pickle???
They Call Me King *Report These Animals*
SUNNY SPLOODAROO????
i love how Lily knows how Michael is and still Michael does Michael things and she freaks out hahaha
i like how temmie is just chillin the whole time and she seems so proud of lily
Same
It’s so funny how the editors decided to cut off Lily’s scream every once in a while lmfao 11:45
5:18 hahahahhaha
Perfectly cut screams
5:18 was better lmfao
Perfectly cut screams
Lily really said “you should’ve made it accurate to real life”
Micheal said “it is”
*15.9 inches* 0-o
That face is also accurate
15.9 inches in both length and width
He’s Michael. It makes sense for him to have a Python.
@@ren2644 a Monty Python?
I legit thought it said bleach so i thought they were gonna start sword fighting
WHEN HE TOOK A BITE I STRAIGHT GAGGED Michael is a perfect addition to the group
Michael saying you’ve got this honey to lily was the cutest thing ever 🥺
“Oh my god that’s how COVID starts, you start eating uncooked shit from the ocean and then you just have a new kinda COVID”
- Michael Reeves
Yup
LMAO 🤣
Sound about right.
Trust him, he's a man of science.
@@MegaVikingen Yes, he is also a man of culture
Yvonne: *Mom trying to distract her kids so they can leave her alone*
Poki: The one who’s just happy to be there
Lily: The creepy art kid
Mykull: *Crackhead*
Scarra: The dad
Toast: Not even in the US
Mykull: that one kid that got access to the sugar tin
screw toast especially i guess
@@crypticnate802 I knew someone was missing-
@@crypticnate802 sorry who’s toast again :)
@@yeon_ster disguised toast
lily has the calmest voice and then the most gut wrenching scream
5:18 Omg her scream 🤣🤣
Scarra: "Women get it done"
Lily: " I will hit him"
Toast been rubbing on scarra i see
@@ooofffbobsquarepants7349 Nice.
I love lily😂
congrats for the 1k likes.
Lily: you’re not going to like it honey.. 🥺🤧
Michael: 😯🐙🥱🤢🤮
🤌
Lol fr thi
WHEN SHE CALLED HIM HONEY, I SHIT YOU NOT... I MELTED
@@vesselinailieva8235 I KNOWWW THEYRE SO CUTE TOGETHER 😭
Why did they not cook the octo tho? I love good octo
@@mrmateusz5188 you’ve.. had it before? I’d honestly love to try it if it’s good.
“u shoulda made it towards real life ;)”
*micheal being himself*
“it is XD”
He should’ve said “I didn’t have enough sand.”
"Why did I get a fucking octopus?"
I'm dead🤣
lily's land of faces looks like a bunch of poor souls trying to escape from sand hell
Soul sand
@@darrenliunardi2687 you read my mind
@@yukytr exactly
Soular sands
The collection of souls screaming in agony out of a certain homunculus body from FMA comes to mind
"you should've made it accurate to real life"
"it is."
"D:"
Doesn’t that kinda infer that Lily has seen it?
@@Bulbasir130 As far as I know they are dating so it isn't too far fetched.
@@Bulbasir130 they’ve been dating for a year so it makes sense
@@Bulbasir130 They don't have to pretend that they don't have sex, you know.
featgfriend do u have facebook?
12:40 that's soul sand
Title: “WHAT IS THIS”
Ad At The Very Beginning: “This is a Tempur-pedic mattress.”
"Sand castle building!"
*Flashbacks to gingerbread house making disasters*
the PTSD lololollll
Deathhhh...
oh..... noooo dont remind me of that
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHSH
Brodin is that teacher that tried to make learning fun while using his own money
But is sycophantic
😂
I thought mykull's piece was called neo Armstrong jet cyclone Armstrong cannon. The resemblance is uncanny. It was the dog clan's secret weapon that blew away the head of the Edo castle and hence opened routes to Edo from outside. It was also known as "Running lightning", a hellish weapon that created the "Fire of Seven Days" in the Balkan War.
HHAHAHAHA THIS REFERENCE IS ELITE
@@r1kk11y9 it's a legendary weapon of mass destruction... Shouldn't be taken lightly
Whoever is deciding where the midroll ads are is doing an incredible job
I love how Micheal was like “Wtf!?” when he ate the octopus, then when Yvonne told him that it wasn’t cooked he slowly ended up crying 😂.
😭😭😭💀💀
yeah how the fuck did they gave a plate of cooked fish and uncooked octopus
Micheal: *creates chode out of sand*
Lilly: “you should’ve made it ur actual size 😏”
Wtf
She knows the real thing dude youknowwhatimean😏
They did the thing
Bro they're together
are they dating
@@sawyersmith3492 Have been for a year
*Scarra:*
pulls out a fish
-Looks at it
*-"WHAT THE F*** *IS THIS?!?"*
What the fish is this?
In the beginning where everyone was smiling and having fun made me think Brodin had them at gun point to look happy knowing damn well what's coming up
Alternate title:
"Lily's perfectly cut screams"
Beat me to it
Lily's perfectly cut faces
That's almost every OTV video
@@levi4979 Facts lol
Netflix: Are you still watching?
Someone's daughter: 16:45
👁️👄👁️
Or son
@@lucianheartfillia5187 exactly, we don't want to be homophobic
@@icegod4849 that’s not homophobic?
@@icegod4849 Sexist*
Michael is his own metal detector that made me cry 😂
17:00 and this is how Michael predicted the delta variant
I just realized why Michael put crabs in his sand castle
I see what you did there😏
i didnt, someone pls explain
@@Missmethinksalot1 pubic lice are called 'crabs' colloquially.
@@Missmethinksalot1 crab rave
Lily: “You should’ve made it accurate to real life”
Mykull: “it is”
LMAO
A whopping 15.9 inches in height and holy shit that width...
@@detectiveunknown9304 Lily’s gonna get destroyed
@@croverns164 o_0
@@croverns164 ☞￣ᴥ￣☞
Lol
The very first song in this video, immediately brought back childhood memories. Wii Sports Resort was my one of my favorite games up there with Mario and Sonic at the Olympic Games
I know no one cares but this was my first otv notification that I got, it was uploaded 14 months ago and it hardly feels like time has passed since then, ever since I started watching otv, life has been so much better
"should've made it accurate to real life"
*"it is.."*
Had me in tears
15.9 inches
Should have said "not enough sand"
15 inches😳
i call it "plot"
"I am accepting bribes at any given point just yell it out" Yvonne, The Judge That Keeps It Real.
Aww little micheal playing in the sand at the beginning. So precious.
Lily's "you're not gonna like honey" when Michael picked up the octopus was adorable
Is Michael okay with being in a beach environment?
Especially with his passion for destroying all turtles using plastic straws.
Well he has to go to the Ocean to help get rid of his crude oil
Yes.
He grew up in Hawaii, so he should be okay with the beach.
You already know the wii resort music hittin good at the beginning.
i like being the 2nd yessir.
mad respect for the Wii Play tank song
@@mdikeee4817 facts
Micheal: "what is this what am i carying"
Me: the show
Lol
Aw the “you got this honey” On Lily’s round is so cute
The fact that lily said michael needed to make his castle life sized makes me think he’s packing
Small man big package
it could also mean the opposite
@@ActuallyDeath no he is packing. No one can tell me otherwise
@@pseudo9553 lmao well you didn't stutter did you
And that she saw it
“Poke gets a pass because she’s wearing a dress”
Tier 3s: that’s actually very unfair that’s not how the game works she needs to use a separate...
Do people really sub with tier3? I’ve never seen any channel get a T3 sub before
@@cloroxbleach9704 im willing to bet that poki has the most T3 subs on twitch
edit: i just googled it and idk if the numbers are accurate but she has nearly 100 active t3 subs, which is higher than most other people but not the highest
but we refer to poki's fanbase as T3 simps so...
@@vg6256 prolly
@@vg6256I’m pretty sure most streamers that are more popular have mor T3’s
@@vg6256 she actually doesn’t, not by a long shot. Nickmercs has the most tier 3s.
This is such a wholesome bunch, I love it.
Favorite part is just Michael's garbling and finding a plate like " *awh?! aH? Ah.* "
Michael taking a bite of that “tako” brings back memories for us local Hawaii boys
i love tako...
I really like the tako ahi poke bowls. They're my favorite!
Tako hm hm
Humu humu :)
yes
Michael is just your typical Hawaiian what can I say. He finds an octopus in the sand, he finds the most coins, and throws out metaphorical sand quotes.
"Jonathan won't like hearing that" 😂😂😂
0:35 good to see Scarra is able to use his Kayak he got for Christmas
I'm surprised Michael didn't say his sculpture had crabs.
I thought he was gonna name each mound like Lily did lmao
I think that's what he was alluding to by placing the pinchers lol
“Jonathan doesn’t like that” ohhhh my god 😂
Who’s Jonathan?
@@adriangomez2547 one of the demonic faces in the sand
@@yoloyemma does his last name have a “jo” in it?
@@shadowwhistle606 I believe it’s something like Joestar I can’t really remember
I genuinely love Yvonne being the sassy aunt in all the OTV videos.
I always love watching them they make your depression go away and not as meme but actually they do
yvonne is like a lifeguard that sees someone drowning but will say;
‘can u give me starbucks if i save u’
Lily: you should made it like in reallife
Mykull: it is
Everyone: 👁👄👁
well now we know michael's packing thanks lily 💀💀💀
it was 15 inches 👁👄👁
first few seconds actually got me there
Lily calling Michael honey was so cute
Remember when Michael and Lily called each other Honey ironically
Facts
That's how it starts...