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Michael and Lily went full married couple, he woke up complaining while wearing a dad Tank top and she was squinting and mumbling like a sleepless mom
So true
Toast is like that one werid guy with no pillow
@@jaredlewis3001 lmao. I actually sleep with no pillows.
@@cesssi-02 HOW
@@yourlocalflowerbush4002 idk. I just don’t like my head elevated. If I would though, I’ll put a small pillow on my nape and sleep like that, it’s relaxing.
I don't know what's funnier, Toast comparing his phallic foods or John being able to stand menacingly the whole entire vid.
John was impressive
Both, Both are funny
@@quaintvz *impassive
@@Letsplaymoron no I'm pretty sure they actually meant impressive
Gaviandra Setianto impsif* (im memeing)
“Do not eat your children”
Lily: *casually cuts child in half*
Kronos is an inspiration to us all
Pokimane should be kicked from OfflineTV
Let's consider parallel universe exist, if there are infinite of them, there's a universe where vegetable or fruit Lily cuts a human in half and ate it
@@ploopy45 Okay, what does that have to do with this video specificall ?? Just because it's otv?
“Do not shake children”
“I trust Toast.”
*famous last words*
Omg looooool
Just saw that part lol
12:30
Bruh michael and lily already look like they have been married for 5 years in that morning shot
LMAO Why is that true 😭
a true filipino
Facts
So true
Haha so true
that christmas part in the beginning was very wholesome
Idk who you are but you verified so that means you gonna get those likes
U WATCH ALL OF THE SAME CHANNELS AS ME AND U ALWAYS GET TOP COMMENT GOOD JOB!!!!!
looks like im early
@@poljey9029 bruh
Ye, besides the flipping off part
Can we just talk about how good of an idea hiring Brodin was? Like he’s a literal god every video
exactlyyy
nope, this video is the beginning of the worst. he running out of content and start poor editing. fake emotion got in this vid . :P
@@mtfkerrrrrr4994 homie what?
@@mtfkerrrrrr4994 what makes you think that?
They can’t fire Brodin since they are afraid of him
Toast sleeps with no pillow, has nothing on his walls, and is using a metal foldout chair for decoration 💀💀
He's a simple man
I could never sleep with no pillow XD
women hate how little it takes for us to be happy
-Asad
Toast was born and grew up in a chinese prison camp.
Whats wrong with dat?
Imagine toast dropping off his kid in a daycare and coming back picking up some other kid.
Toast: *"meh. It's the same thing"*
Hilarious
Imagine toast dropping off his kid at daycare and coming back and they give him his kid and he says "I don't know this kid..."
@@thyrical HAHAHAHAHAHA i see it
I don't know these children brov
this reminded me of Rick Sanchez frm Rick and Morty 😭😹
Toast seems like the kind of guy everyone would like to have around because he's inappropriately funny, but doesn't go way too far
yeah but if all the boys were there as well
@@apolloupdates1412 except that touching is off limit
@@apolloupdates1412 rather not talk about fed anymore
@@apolloupdates1412 you are definitely "the not funny" one
@@thepigeonman_ oh yeah I'm sorry 😅 I didn't think of it twice my bad
lmao "you shot her mustache off!" has the same energy as "you punched the highlights out of her hair!"
Is that a Scott Pilgrim Vs The World reference there-
@@starry_ser it was😭
@@hayde9911 yesssssss
I was looking for this comment
You sir, have won my like
I died at, "I don't know this eggplant!" It sounded so much like if he was a parent saying, "I don't know this child!"
i honestly believe him, he sounded so genuine
I just fricking love Toast. His humour and intelligence combined makes him godlike human being.
Michael???
no. you mean michael
Toast and Michael best duo 😊❤️
@@faithfae26 you mean michael and Michael?
@@mr.depression9140 toast is really smart tho
Toast: "There's a significant circular area."
Michael: "Once more, *LOOK FOR THE EGG THAT I LICKED"*
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
And then lily won ;D
Yuh Lily knows really well what michael licks looks like (◠‿◕)
@@sirisgood770 NO JUST...NO
@@sirisgood770 and now watch out tonight because shrek will come and snap your back
So we’re going to ignore the fact that Toast doesn’t sleep with pillows
what about mykeal and lilly sleeping together
@@javierlimon7483 they have been dating for a while
That’s not normal?
I mean I sleep with socks on
Monk shit
When Lily said she was dating Micheal for the bed, I thought she was joking
@igorej0559 wait so are they dating or no?
@@FolklorianR they're still dating
To be fair, having a mattress on the floor isn’t that comfortable
@@danielalt7054I think sleeping on the floor can be better than a bed
@@igorek-ex3nq you definitely cant roll out of bed thats for sure
It's weird seeing Micheal in a classic white tank top. He almost looks like he isn't 12.
Wife beater is what we would call them in hs lol
"The letter says not to eat the children"
*Lily proceeds to eat them anyways*
The tf2 heavy eating noise tho
Canabilism is good apparently
This sign can’t stop me because i don’t know how to read
poor pomegranate
That’s some Attack on Titan shit right there
My name is Bond, John Bond. 007
You're the least person I would expect to see here lol
@@curiousmusician6313 How so? 😂
@@Zlapped I just didn't expect you to watch offlinetv XD anyways I haven't check out your channel in a while I hope you play dota again soon
@@curiousmusician6313 Since I quit streaming/youtube I have been quite MIA as a whole. But got into OTV when Among Us came out. I watch all of Toasts clips, some of Sykkunos.
@@Zlapped that's sad I really enjoyed watching you play. 2020 sure sucks huh.
All things considered, John a pretty accurate shooter lmao
He's cracked at Valorant. I imagine he's the best
John be like: he's just standing there... menacingly
Oh my god He has a Gun! A fking GUN!
A woT
he looked like Pyro while standing there
Toast: describing his eggs in detail
Michael: *LOOK FOR THE ONE THAT I LICKED*
LMAO
LOL
Timestamp?
@@dowein6087 17:18 :)
it’s the way that it worked for me
"Don't eat your children"
Lilly: "I'm going to eat this"
Everyone: "The letter said SPECIFICALLY to NOT eat it
Lilly: "Imma do it anyway"
@Conner Stewart nU
From my tummy back into my tummy
Maybe thats why she has a dog instead? >_>
@@insanityplea5502please do not do the cat, it is forbitten to dog
Lily*
John doesn’t even look like John, he’s the true spy
I like how less than 3 minutes in, Lily is already cannibalizing her "children"
adapt, survive, overcome
I thought it was
Improvise, adapt, overcome
@@NOVA-mr6ly nah it's definitely stop, drop and roll
Sometimes when resources are scarce a mother lily will eat her babies to better increase her chances of survival
@@John-kr4ev adopt, survive, overcome
Unrealistic, we all know Michael doesn’t sleep at night.
*only when he was single [put on sunglasses]
@@xygdra
🤏🏻🕶🙂
🤏🏻😎
he got lillaby
To be fair he probs didn't sleep last night if u know what I mean. 😏
@@mobslanderisnevertolerated633 you uhh... Are holding the sunglasses with the uh... Back of your hand..?
Toast: So ours is similar in size right?
John: Nods slowly in the background.....
14:07
i thought nobody caught that lol
John needs to be in OTV lol frfr
Homies at sleepover.
lmao
Michael looking at the gun: “I built that” *in a western accent*
everyone gangsta until michael turns robodog into a sentry
use more gun
"dont eat your children"
lily: first thing she does is eat her child
hi mr bacon
Pokimane should be kicked from OfflineTV
@@ploopy45 whatever dude lol
@@cloudboy64 hi cloud
@@ploopy45 I’m pretty sure Poki is the most popular when it comes to subs. If you were the OTV manager, you’d bring the company down
Brodin's impact on the quality of the videos is extremely evident, he seriously knows what he's doing and I'm glad he's become a bigger part recently.
Yes but on the other hand some of them are basically just fan service for the weird ass kinks
@@childhoodtoysmodifier5639 tru
Brodin, Michael and Toast are carrying this so hard
@@childhoodtoysmodifier5639 which ones? I’m not opposing your statement I just want you to explain.
@@Instinct0425 @Potato Aim
I think its when they did Fear Pong(do some fanfiction consequences) and made Sykunno wear a nurse outfit
14:06
Toast: Our is like similar in size, right?
John: *nods in approval*
That was subtle
He knows
oh crap
@Real Guy no i dont think so
@Real Guy thats brodin
I love how they used the "gun" that Michael made, to me they are really creative about how they use the stuff they have and it is amazing
Yes! It makes me excited to see what other of his inventions would they use
Finally I find someone else who is talking about this
Micheal woke up looking like Vin Diesel, jacked as hell.
i was just thinking that
I was gonna do 100 likes
but hes sleeping with lily... nobody gon talk about it?
@@Jomama_01 why would anyone care? They're dating. They sleep together. Quite normal.
@@Jomama_01 you’re lost bro
*Famous last words:*
"I TRUST TOAST"
_-Lilypichu (2020)_
Then toast be like: idk these eggplants
That's also the famous last words of someone getting marinated by toast in among us
“Hi john”
John: *Stands Menacingly*
Pokimane should be kicked from OfflineTV
@@ploopy45 Dude, get over yourself
@@ploopy45 dude, stop replying to every comment with this
lol john is funny
@@ploopy45 How triggered are u bro calm down
is everyone just gonna ignore the fact that toast slept without pillows? 😂😭😂😭
or Yvonne slept with a cucumber
I sleep without pillows too....?
@@cloudy7272 Fr, I don't get how that's weird, sleeping with either a pillow and without, at the end of the night my neck still gets fucked up . . . .
pillows are only there so your head doesn't hurt when you lie down, in my opinion
@@genus_pinus4641 Well factually they are for comfort, that's why people buy specific pillows
“Do not eat your children”
Michael: oops
except it was Lily
Lily: IDGaF
Wait, I'm not supposed to do that?
Pokimane should be kicked from OfflineTV
@@HanMestov I guess not
I never tought Michael was the good parent of the two of them
That in itself is what's scarier than John with Michael's janky CO2 Nerf gun.
@@akayukilucifel ah yes being shot by ur own creation
The other literally said she is not going to have kids
@@alopexlagopus626 oh she will, trust me, eventually, that always do.
@@GrayknightYT ... no. how about we listen to people when they talk about their own wants and needs instead of placing our own assumptions onto them
Lily : "don't worry guys everyone will win"
Yeah everyone did exept you. lol.
Hate her?
@@M4hir uhh... it was a joke? No one said anyone hated her
So no ones gonna talk about how that the gun michael made on stream
@@M4hir ye
@@antonhaynie4769 some of us prolly don’t have twitch
11:32 lmao, you can clearly see the smile marking. it’s the green one.
I thought I was the only one who noticed
in the end brodin said it’s blue
It was the green one
@@intellectualgabe2633 brodin fucked up
I also so it so I was confused when Brodin said it's blue
When did this become “Let’s hope we don’t die during recording” instead of “Let’s just have fun today?”
when Brodin took charge of the videos...
You can thank Brodin for it-
Since Brodin started to take charge of the videos ideas and also since Mykull appeared in the house
Idk but me likey
@@TitomaticoVlogsOficial
Exactly what I was thinking.
“Most things are phallic if you’re chode-y enough”
-Michael Reeves
First reply
Just a normal person cringe
@@tzaryczny the reason I replied is the same reason why youtube dislike bots exist
Just a normal person and just like bots, nobody cares for you
@@thesaladolla I’m saying the bot’s actions, not the actual bot themselves 🤦
Lily: He'll feel bad if I get shot so he'll try even harder.
Michael: *You know you can load two shots in at once?*
It’s so cute when John smiled as he shoots everyone lmao
"the letter says dont eat the food"
"Ohhh"
**next clip:shows lily cutting her pomegranate**
Red Sus
14:08 Michael and toast talking about size and John's just nodding in the background ahahahahahahah
ahh good catch, I missed that before seeing this
Yvonne and Michael: *Argue*
Me: hey look gremlin fight.
I just need to mention i love yout pfp
i see homestucks everywhere this is the 10th one today oh god
@@amayariddle 11
I love how John kept a straight face until the very end
Oh my god, Toast’s “I do not know these eggplants” had me ded
meanwhile Yvonne has like 6 pillows
Most of the crew: gets out of bed
Scarra: *walks out of bathroom*
@David Sianghio fucking brilliant
well, dad wakes up before everyone else, including camera man brodin
I'm convinced he sleeps naked and so brodin had to make him put clothes on
He had a long night of being angry drunk scarra and went to sleep after beating toast and wiping up the blood with his pillows
Pokimane should be kicked from OfflineTV
Are we not gonna talk about how scary and good looking John/Masayoshi in that out fit?
i bet jodi laughed at the way he looked, he never wears a suit and he cannot keep a straight face
he looks effin cool to me
There are multiple ways to look good while holding a gun.
The Call of Duty Method: Gear up in full tactical outfit and a balaclava with sunglasses, and exude deadly confidence.
The Destiny Method: Dying to a person with bad gear and a bad look is one thing, but dying to someone with drip is another. Grab your best-looking gear and paint it, so when you stomp your enemies into the ground, not only are they dead, but they'll have died to someone wearing what looks like cosplay.
The Hitman Method: Killing is one thing. Elegant killing is another. And a suit and tie will ensure that, if you are remembered, the witnesses know you are a professional.
"Those go baad Brodin" 'cracked' me up.
Poki: *Walks in*
Poki: *Hears arguing about onions*
Poki: *Hears gunshot and screaming*
Poki: *Walks out*
Just now realized she's nowhere to be seen lmao
@@grimmghoul3135 she left otv because of her drama with fed
@@ashfinr9643 she didn’t but okay
@@ashfinr9643 she didn’t, she’s still in OTV she just lives elsewhere
@@excon4476 yes...yes she did and we all know it she got beef with yvonne for sure
Another Brodin appreciation comment. He's been a really great help in the improvement of OTV group contents. Keep up the great work my dude! Also, he's really really tall.
Really really tall
either that or everyone is just really short
@@barbara.... OTV's average height is like 5"3' lmao
i agree!! he made the videos a lot more fun
Toast saying you shot her moustache off gave big “he punched the highlights out of her hair” vibes
I see you are man of culture
Awesome movie
@@Gluu4 words cannot describe the glory of Scott Pilgrim
Well I never thought I’d see the day
i never watched it
I shouldn't be here
"Yo I don't know this eggplant"
-Disguised Toast, 2020
Seriously this made me laugh. Freaking toast!
“I’ve eaten my pomegranate”
*”you weren’t supposed to do that”*
Wow this is so relatable
YES
I feel like toast wasn’t even trying. I think if he was he would’ve got everything spot on
"I trust toast!"
I feel like a lot of people say that before being shot in the head
A line where a lot of bodies died, cut in half, their booty slowly falls down with a bone showing off
Simp
@@abcnews388 ?
Michael looks like a drunk dad when he wakes up
Scarra is the one who beats them when he's drunk
Lmao he even had the wife beater on😂
@@Gh0stly98 ye
7:23 Love when John shoots lily and is genuinely shocked at how powerful the gun is
When Michael and lily were sleeping together it warmed my heart
my takeway from this video:
-eat your children
-john is a mafia boss
-so many new meme tamplates are gonna show up in the otv subreddit
0:08 : *Every year hundreds of hearts are left hanging , You can act by sending your support to Brodin.*
Lol this needs more recognition
HELP!!! Everybody at my school cyberbullies me because they say my videos are extremely BAD!!! Please help me, dear hello
@@AxxLAfriku to be fair your videos are extremely bad
@@AxxLAfriku Well ur videos do suck not to be mean but nobody cares about a dude with a paper face
every year, a brodin has his heart left hanging. subscribe to offlinetv to reject humanity and return to monke
I never knew Toast sleeps like a serial killer without a pillow
It’s because some people fall sleep faster without pillow or they’re just hella tired and forgot a pillow
@@joelambay8769 same
I sleep without a pillow since childhood, pillow is extremely Uncomfortable for my neck.
He also used to not have a bed frame so
I usually sleep with a pillow but if I'm on my futon, no need for the pillow
Micheal and Lily sleeping together at the beginning of the video is the most wholesome thing I’ve seen all week
He legit looked like a dad when he first woke up
@@hydrahunter4629 yes lmao, daddy goblin
Yeas that was so cute, but lily's face was puffy and she looked so funny and cute
@@Yogi-iw6be 😂
4:08 michael looks like "thats mine, thats my co2 gun, how could they..."
7:30 Scarras laugh after "you shot her moustache off" has me deeeeaaaddd
Ndkehejnsjs I noticed that too xd
“Do not eat your children”
Lily: eats her pomegranate immediately
Simp
@@abcnews388 cringe
@@abcnews388 how
@@abcnews388 get out
Brodin is just in his free-trial of being a sadistic cereal killer.
Bro not the cereals I cant have him killing breakfast bro
He really has murdered the greatest breakfast food
Screw him, leave my cereal alone.
*Leave My CEREALS ALONE PLEASE !*
10:17 I like how Lily, Toast, and Scarra are just chilling while Yvonne and Michael are arguing about their onions
Brodin: These are your children. Don't eat your children.
Lily: *eats her children.*
please, she ate her child. She didn't eat all of her children
@@Zhajn Ah silly me.
12:53 I laughed at this face for 10 minutes.
Everyone talks about Micheal being chaotic but the energy scarra put off in the first scene shook me to my core.
Pokimane should be kicked from OfflineTV
@Thingsthingyisthat hes just running around leaving it everywhere for some reason.
@Thingsthingyisthat yo hater spammer, reported
Michael and Toast working together is like art
“Here’s your Jalapeños”: Presents 3 Habaneros
Ah a man of culture. I also observed that.
True! But as a bonus fun fact; Jalapenos do turn into a different color than green. They're just picked prematurely!
@@theDangerussy Chipotles are just jalapeños with adobo as well
@@theDangerussy Yup, I grow them!
I don't know what habaneros are, but when I saw those "jalapeños" I immediately didn't think they were jalapeños
lily: now we can setup a punishment for scarra
scarra: what
14:10
Toast : ours are similar in size right?
The spy: *slowly nods head*
Lily slowly realising Broden has no real power over her and having Michael as a weapon is dangerous
I swear I'm straight but John in the back got me feeling some type of way....
Hey bro I don't blame you
Kinda gay
ma man
no cap
aye man take it easy. he's taken
5:20 "hey we're supposed to be encouraging her. Yvonne that's not gonna help."
Lily: "How do you eat a pomegranete"
Brodin: "you've read the letter right?"
Lily: *suddenly becomes jared 19*
I get that reference, yay!
*and i never learned how to fucking read*
A man of culture
not the jared 19 meme 💀💀
ikuyo more of a vine but im assuming u know that so why am i commenting this
Game loading screen tips be like:
These are your children
*do not eat your children*
U are me
@@larreay1289 :0
@@goobars There is one Imposter among us
@@goobars U r also me
*DESTROY THE CHILDREN*
*CORRUPT THEM ALL*
John is now with Offline Tv!!
"the letter said don't eat your children"
lily: "oh" *proceeds anyways*
Simp
Do you have any idea who is replying to your comment right now? It's me, the FUNNIEST MAN ALIVE! My v*deos are so extremely funny, if you don't cry tears of laughter, you are allowed to D*SLIKE my EXTREMELY FUNNY v*deos! Do you think my v*deos are funny, dear never
These two replies are giving me an aneurysm
@@hanoisme7858 i know right
Toast : " Yo, we're Dude Perfect "
Toast: *I have photographic memory*” Gets his child correct in 1.09485 seconds. Toast: *DONT SHOOT ME PLEASE NO*
_Doesn't remember his eggplant_
@@4GRJ "i swear there's a half circle"
Yvonnie and michael are my two brain cells arguing
Lily: “You have no PROOF!”
“FLASHBACK FLASHBACK!!”
I love how john just wait for everybody forgets about the gun.
micheal's reaction is priceless.
Brodin: "Don't eat your children"
John: Yep....
The majority of this comment section won’t understand this joke, but I appreciate you so much for this
@@Peapod901 ah... finally, a man of culture😂
LoL good ne mate i remember that one with peter and jodi
Im mad that i understand this
The comment below me will say “what?”
I love how the note says specifically not to eat your children and Lily’s first instinct is to eat her children.
I refuse to believe the phallic nature of Toast's fruits and vegetables was a coincidence.
Obviously the production team understands and is catering towards Toast's strengths.
Or his weakness😂
69 likes
should we try to shoot for 6969?
@@wahabakhtar2467 is 4 inches a weakness that is the question
Well, Lily is bound to the underworld for six months a year now.
why is michael when he wakes up like a 40 year old man with no job and homeless
Noer Coddington Ye all 40 year old have these muscles and wear some kind of a shirt like what Michael was wearing
Yes, he definitely looks like a 40 year old man
@Vaughn Imperial can't be an insult if the grammar's like a 9 year old
@@someguywithyoutube5570 he was wearing the wifebeaters
FURIOUSAGE Michael to lily when they marry : u know the rules and so do iiiiiii
For some reason I never thought that Micheal and Lily slept in the same bed even tho they’re dating...
Well guess I’m an idiot
in lilys own words “you think I date michael for the content, nah fuck, hes got a nice bed”.
You’re not the only one
Cuz lily doesnt have a bed lmao she's been sleepin on the floor
Bruh me too and I texted my friend that I for some reason didn’t think they slept in the same bed and was confused when I saw it and they just called me a dumbas-
Facts tho
Famous last words: “I trust Toast”
always has been
0:52 why does toast literally have no pillows😭
I love how much John didn’t want to shoot Lilly in round one.
Nobody:
Toast : “Teamwork?!”
the fact that "nobody" comments are still being posted and liked legit makes my feel bad. like how are people THIS unoriginal and how do people find something so shit funny