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It was actually really wholesome that every time it looked like someone was going to fall, Michael kinda ran towards them a bit to stop them from falling
He has to deal with the injury paperwork
good test subjects are hard to come by these days
Test subjects are better when alive
Yeah I realized during Scarra's turn that someone could've easily slipped and hit their head on that concrete pillar. Pretty sure he was thinking the same thing
He's also the best one to do so, because he's a buff Filipino Sonic goblin
Can we talk about how Micheal was there every time someone was gonna fall? The real MVP
Seriously I was watching HIM the whole video. Love this dude
He was cursing them to fail
I've watched this a couple of times and I decided to hunt for a comment like this. He acts like an asshole, and he is but only by his hands. No one hurts his friends but him
I was about to say, man that's a real champ move
Lily and Scarra : *Almost going to fall*
Micheal: “Must save smoll flower and big blossom”
Too cute
You could see his determination on that dash and it's somehow kinda wholesome
lmao so true
i mean he does it to scarra aswell
omg I actually went back to watch, that's so cute. The way he immediately jumped up from the couch ready to catch her every time she stumbled or flailed her arms.
Anyone about to fall:
Michael: *MUST HELP*
Golden retriever spirit animal
Each time Lily was about to fall MICHAEL RUNNING TO HER I---
He got the filipino kindness genes.
viva la assistance
@@captainfry245 LONG LIVE THE ASSISTANCE
I mean, of course Michael wouldn't let his test subjects die. Not easy to find new ones.
Nice👌
True true
Yes very true
Nice pfp
if he tweeted for volunteers he could raise armies
Love how micheal just runs everytime it looks like lily is about to fall
The pure terror in his eyes when he sees Lily losing her balance. And he assists Scarra as well! What a gentleman!
he did it with poki and scarra too
It’s so cute
@@killinin fuck toast though
@@lizardosomgaming9420 toast do be lookin' like a snack soooo....
I love how when it comes to challenges, Michael's either deep, dead last or first by a mile. He loses hard or he wins hard. No in between.
you have his jeopardy performance, then you have his drunk obstacle course performance. There is no in between.
Yeah when people know they aren't good at thing sometimes their insecurities says to do the worse they can possibly do and try to make it a meme instead to make them selves feel better
Fax
@@KingAndrew07 also the fire fighter video
FACTS
Michael is so fast, he finished the course before he even started.
He became 20 seconds younger when he came back
@@Kckr he was so fast he invented time travel
"I want to see Micheal go!"
"Oh, I finished 20 seconds ago."
@@VaanOtacon micheal: DONE
everyone else: we didn't even start recording.
Micheal: TOO EARLY
He was 4 parallel universes ahead of us all
micheal having the reflexes of a praying mantis when somebody starts to fall.
Fast as fuck boiii
so he can eat them whole while they fall
Poki: _"you think I can make it or is that a _*_Michael_*_ jump?"_
She's beginning to understand, he's built different.
Recap to the ludwig video where she literally said "my client is simply built different" about micheal.
I thunk she already knows
@@aaeve5676 I hope that was a typo
@@DyslexicFucker It was but Im not gonna fux it.
@@aaeve5676 yes please keep mussin with him
I love how Michael is an absolute chaotic Goblin yet immediately runs to his friends' aid when they're gonna fall. The duality of Michael Reeves.
The second Lilly started falling was by far the fastest I've seen him move.
@@TehShadowDeath Yeah. Its true love lol
Feels like he was going to push them and proceed to dance on top of their dead bodies but ok
big man michael
I was going to point the same, he's awesome.
I love watching these challenges because it’s just everyone having fun then Michael is like
‘I am not evil, *I am efficient* ’
Michael is a force of nature
we dont need safety on were going
thats what hitler said
@@patrickrizzo8018 I mean your not wrong
Michael is just chaotic evil but different
The way Michael bolts up when Lily's about to fall is THE CUTEST THING EVER
Now this is good. But the fact he does it for scarra too just solidifies my view of him as an omega-chad.
@@NeonCoding Takes a brave person to dampen don scarras fall.
@@eriksvensson2098 lol
RKO’s lily
@@NeonCoding ikr, he's a man. He's the type of guy you'd marry on the spot lmao
Michael's IQ and physical attributes really showed in this one.
Wait Michael has IQ
@@spazztic6172 he’s just a mad scientist lol
Yeah
He's Dr. Doofenshmirtz
@@spazztic6172 too much of it
I love how Michael is literally looking after Lily while she does it: “Your shoe’s untied.” PLEASE
And trying to catch her before she falls
@@bradleyporche7553 he did the same with scarra, the ship is real
@@lobster9059 that's the real ship. xd
I love how michael flew through it.
Yeah he also ran to catch her 8:30
2:53 I would like to imagine brodin in the middle of the night, alone, doing the obstacle course
Dam that sounds kinda sad out of context
so what youre saying that doing it fully blind is better than with the goggles. And they should just close their eyes
Brodin seems to be shy but it would be funny if they played the outro music while showing brodin doing the course as an extra.
@@rumpusgumpus6800 their middle of the night is 7-8 am, so...
Practising for hours just to flex on OTV
Lily: starts falling
Michael: i am speed
He protecc
It was so cuteeee
@@TheBigMonDuh my thoughts exactly
@@Adri-oy8si proteccccccccc
@Anastasia Sheppard 8:31
Scarra: “How many eggs?”
Michael: “I want em all.”
This is why I love this man.
*Gotta catch 'em all, y'know*
You're great if you get the reference.... But ima guess everyone who saw this WILL get the reference
@@sureindubitably3771 *P O K E M O N R E F E R E N C E*
@@qwertyuiopasdfghjkl7981 it's actually a danny phantom reference Kappa
mans got two top comments
@@qwertyuiopasdfghjkl7981 i was thinking that but it said "yknow"
Michael flipping off OTV with the egg gauntlet just proves that he would definitely kill us all if he had the actual gauntlet
perfectly balanced...
but i want less
Well,he is sober when he gets drunk.
No just the ones who post robot ideas in his comment section
I would too
would we mind tho?
Poki: "Can I have some monkey sounds?"
Everyone: "m o n k e"
It really is amazing to see how thoughtful Michael is whenever someone needs help or is almost falling. We may see him as a crackhead but his heart is pure and he is indeed built different.
indeed!
Bro you got it all wrong. Michael is always running close to them bc if they fall and injure somewhere on their body, Michael will know where it is and can later use it to torture people from the same injury.
@@onuraydogan1235 That made me thinking HAHAHAHAHAHA
@@onuraydogan1235 reopen the wound, put salt and lemon into the wound and seal it up
when the crack head doesn't want anyone to crack their head
Turns out Michael sees everything like that anyways, so when he put on the goggles his version reverted to whatever everyone else calls "normal".
God nerfed michael like that and they just removed it
Precisely
He's too powerful to be left sober
They thought drunk glasses would stop him, but little did they know, crackhead energy to strong.
This explains the time where Michael drinks like 10 shots and STILL beats lily at smash ult. and ends up being more responsible.
It really doesnt surprise me that michael went negative in this challenge
He is built different, after all.
Filipinos are built different LUL
Big brain Michael
I kinda expected him to basically just jump over the bars
Same
Michael doesn't want to give Brodin the satisfaction of killing his test subjects
well ofcourse thats his job
i don't think it would give Brodin satisfaction, it'd just make the test subjects happy
Michael wanting to help Lily every time she's about to fall is such a relationship goal
its happend to scarra at the first obstacle
@@rehuelbramsha2371 find a friend and a man like michael reeves, king shit
no thats just being a friend and an actual person.
It's sad that strong independent woman does not work in real life.
Michael is a godlike person. Funny, lovely, takes care of his close friends and his love, michael's a fucking MVP. For sure he is, hes a crackhead 😂
Lily : “Michael no keep the hair its cute”
Michael : “No.”
Michael : *keeps the hair*
Was looking for this comment :D
He already went to the barber but that would have been some michael shit 😄
they're so cute
@@itsnotaricaria yeah but video was filmed like a month ago or more and he got haircut last week so he kept for some time
"Too soon dere" -sykkuno probably
Michael on Toast when he was going: "He's going right fucking back to Canada." LMFAOOO
seen the vid but thanks
@@weeb_french_turkish_hater He said something that he found funny not because it was in the video
i watched the video than you for repeating
so sorry everyone for quoting a line that i thought was funny lmao damn if you don't like my comment then keep scrolling :)
@@keats3040 Exactly,like you aren't the only one and I guess these guys don't use youtube much since they act lile this. (They could be trolling tho)
Actually Michael tried to help Scarra too which is cute, I love that Poki and Lily helped each other out with that aim assist as well, and Toast going first and trying it out must've been hard, he did a wonderful job, they all did so well, negative time is awesome lol!
Wow this comment actually perturbe me because of all the positivity
This comment is so wholesome 🥲
when lily went and micheal was going up to catch her whenever she was about to fall was so cute
I love how Michael was rushing to Lily whenever she was about to fall.
I was like that part was definitely going to be mentioned in the comment section
And rushing to scarra too,,,,,, wait I hope yaoi artist don't see this
Omg as soon as i saw him doing that i was ready to comment it im glad so much ppl noticed 😭
I know I love them so much
Yeah and scarra too
on behalf of large guys everywhere: scarra rocked that tunnel of despair
Felt this
Preach for us big bois
yeah he put in the effort
aw im glad this got love
Preach ma big friend
Michael running to catch lily is the cutest shit I've ever seen.
When was that? I didn't see it
He caught Scarra too... That pillar near the start is a defo a hazard
Lily: no Michael leave the hair in it looks so cute
Michael: no
Also Michael: 👧🏻
Yess!!! I just noticed that in the end, he still has his hair like that. i really thought he took it out. so cute!!!
Everyone’s different egg transportation style
Michael: egg G A U N T L E T
Poki: egg y e e t
Scara: egg ball
Toast: egg boat
Lily: egg hold
Michael and Lily did assert Dominance with their egg strats
Micheal the egg gauntlet user
Poki the egg yeeter
Scarra the egg among egg
Toast the ship egg
Lily the egg holder
Lmao
Toast is more like the egg belt cause that sounds cooler-
Egg Yeet.
Everyone: why is Michael so good when using drunk glasses
Michael: that's my secret *IM ALWAYS DRUNK*
Do i smell a avengers reference here?
@@ze_pink2347 more like demoman reference and a little avengers reference
Lmao maybe because he is😂😂😂
So the drunk cancel out
i understood that reference;)
Everyone else: How many eggs are you going to bring back?
Michael: Yes *builds egg gauntlet*
Micheal has the specific skill not only from doing everyone's shitty robot designs but also from the egg drop contests he was witness too
even then he still out preformed what I expected, what an absolute legend, haha
Michael: "I am inevitable"
Michael with gauntlet "you should have aimed for the C***" hahaha
More like egg infinity bracelet
He had dream speed run music on
Michael: "That's my secret cap, I'm always drunk."
Gotta give Michael mad respect for helping his friends on standby incase they might fall AND for asserting his dominance in the challenge
He's pettying everyone else lmao
except for toast
was just about to comment this
Lily: “I got this don’t worry”
Also Lily: *trips like 15 times*
It was so cute when michael was always ready to run to lily's aid T^T
My dad had the same goggles but they were invisible and he never took them off
Oh.
damn
U ok bro?
I have cookie if you wanna talk bout it🍪
So did ludwigs
8:07 Michael is just convinced here that Lily is going to die and it actually trying to save her and its wholesome
That's a bit exaggerated.
@@splashor6361 it's not i can assure you that
@@splashor6361 Lily tripped over air once. Air. That takes some skill. 😳
can we just see how Michael kept getting up every time lily was about to fall over😭
It was really wholesome
Right that was so cute
He did it for Scarra too. He's just that kind of guy.
IKKKKK THAT WAS SO CUTE
He's making sure everyone finishes the first obstacle alive uwu
Me looking at Michael's egg carrying geniusness: the egg-finity gauntlet.
A kokichi comment with no replies?
Lemme change that
2nd ez
With it you can take away the fertility of half of all things.
People that had the same idea as Michael before Michael's turn: IQ 300
Scarra: "How many eggs?"
Michael: *"YES"*
Pretty eggs
7:58 onwards, that is the fastest I've ever seen Michael move. It's so cute his sheer distrust in Lilly being able to stay on her feet.
Can we all agree that we knew michael was gonna win this? It was like “CAVEMANMODE ACTIVATED”
Well,he is sober when he gets drunk.
But he didnt do monke
HELP!!! Everybody at my school cyberbullies me because they say my videos are extremely BAD!!! Please help me, dear eva
When i saw him jump over the first part I knew he would win
@@AxxLAfriku they're not wrong
i love how michael protected anyone that was gonna fall or hurt them selfs a true chad
right its nice seeing him not be a demon
when michael chased lily when she was about to fall it was so CUTE
Wait wait wait michal did that to scara too😳
oke oke but at 12:56 he also jumps in to save scarra
He's feral but he cares :')
Yeah
Props to Michael rushing over whenever someone looks like they are about to fall
“I did this in 2 and a half minutes.”
I mean, if he did it with the goggles, Brodin must be drunk A LOT to have that much control…or he carried a ton of eggs
if micheal didn't stop to gather eggs, I think he would've beaten that time by quite a bit... with the eggs, it was even better
I like how none of them noticed the second pathway next to the tunnel🤣🤣
I think Brodin just taped all the eggs to his legs.
he is really tall so i bet he could probably just step past the first obstacle lol
Brodin probably stepped over the whole course, those long legs
This challenge is made for Michael lmao
hes built different
Hi Baglets, loved your Gold Block Animation :> Make more of them! Like the Recovery of Rae's body on their new SMP!
All challenges are made for michael
He needed a win
and poki
Michael lily comments are cute, but he ran to save scarra too. The man is wholesome
Acts like a dick but is actually nice, better combo than most people.
Toast's "Awah-??" reaction at the end got me. Perfectly cut off.
Everyone's talking about Michael's amazing run while I'm here crying from laughter at Scarra's tunnel moment, lmao. "the tunnel's being dragged with me"
For all the crackhead chaos running through his veins you can tell michael is genuinely the most concerned when the possibility of serious injury is there. He is always in safety gear building/engineering stuff too I noticed without question which is more than most people ever think to do. Props to the most sensible crackhead around.
Cant out hustle a crackhead
"You can't test people if they're injured" -Probably Michael
dude just watch the whole lily part he kept running when she almost would fall
@@jarioyt710 scarra too at the start
Sensible crackhead is such an oxymoron xD
Yo Michael I made a song inspired by your psychopath energy, it's
*The SektorZ - LOOK AT YOU*
(in my profile; always be shillin')
After all, he's BUILT DIFFERENT
You should've gone for the coc* was the best quote of all time
Why does this comment have a trademark?
@@Rappel477 so that what TM means..
Michael has spent so much time drunk that this was too easy for him
When scarra got stuck in the tunnel he looked like a giant caterpillar lol
He emerged a beautiful, if yolk coated, butterfly.
This comment is too much, you won the internet 3 weeks ago
My favorite part is everybody's very confident misstep at the very beginning.
Everyone: doing it safely
Michael: *YEET*
OTV: What is the next challenge going to be?
Producers: Eggs.
Ahem I do believe it’s called fucking brodin
Michael being so concerned for everyone’s safety
Ofc he cant just lose his test subject
@@mitsumito1601 LMAO
Michael is so skilled because he has been blackout drunk so many times and he just has risen from his eternal sleep
Micheal didn't even need the eggs to win. That was just flexing
true lmao
I literally said “Michael’s an engineer let’s see how this works out” when I heard Lily pick Michael and I wasn’t disappointed. Also his jump that was amazing 😂
Michael being so attentive, I’m so happy Lily and him found each other
“We’ll figure something out”
“WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?!”
I’m dying, XD
Everyone: Michael is so cute chasing after Lily
Me: EGGFINITY GAUNTLET
Eggfinity blade , avengers Egggame
Yes
It's Poki crushing the egg at the end when Toast and Lily couldn't for me.
She used her thumb. It's easy that way
Michael stepping up to catch everyone just in case is so wholesome
he’s just making sure his test-subjects stay in good condition
@@nickshaffer80 You can't taser someone when they're in the hospital
@@wongcayven9893 technically that’s not true ......
@@wongcayven9893 yes you can but the hospital staff is gonna bug the heck out of you but again just shock them too
True true
Lily: about to fall
Michael: must protecc
Yes
Michael’s boyfriend instincts kicked in when lily almost tripped
He was ready to catch everyone, not just Lily
@@Merrygate_ but the reaction time was faster
@@candiagomezleonardo3254 is this a joke?
@@moved2938 yes kind of
I was like awwwww ! True love man! 🥺♥️
I just love when every time lily looses her balance Michael just yeets up and gets ready to catch her, he’s so on edge it’s adorable
Michael being ready to catch everyone is wholesome asf
True. When Lily went and she was a little far away he was still about to try to save her. It's almost as if he really likes her a lot.
@@jordynog9703 I mean they're dating so of course he's ready to catch Lily
@@imamess3761 There was a hint of sarcasm in my comment but this is on the internet and not a face to face interaction. I know that they are a couple.
Michael attempting to run everytime Lily lost his balance was so fucking cute
I saw that and my heart was so warm
ueah!!! im jealous
He also do that to scarra in the start that is a homie haha
YEAA I NOTICED THAT TOOO
He did it for Scarra too, and almost for Poki
When Scarra is about to finish, Micheal stand up and prepare to help him if Scarra fall. I respect him not just because of his humour
He acts like a crackhead but is like genuinely a good person
@@iamnotpasta4408 He also needs them to be his test subjects
@@anemoacids5831 o u right u have to water your crops before you can sell them
Same guy who doesnt like among us because it involves lying to friends
Toast's genuine surprise after Poki breaks an egg with one hand cracks me up every time- 21:16
I expected Scarra to win with his experience being drunk and by tapping into the speed force but Michael really got me there by breaking the laws of time and space by going negative.
Scarra simply allowed these puny flesh-beings to experience even an ounce of what it feels like to win out of pity.
the Tunnel f'd him so bad.
He did what he called a time skip
michael is so protective with them like when poki jumped he was ready to catch her if she were to fall. When lilly would almost fall back michael would be ready to catch her and the same with scarra.
Toast and Lily trying to break an egg with one hand: this is actually hard
Poki: *barely puts effort in it*
I mean it is just about technique, the egg's form makes it very stable against overall pressure, but when you only apply it at one point it's fairly easy. Or if you get lucky and the egg is bad
Yeah, I could break an egg pretty easily.
The Sheer finger strength
Toast: HUH
Gorilla grip
Everyone when they passes the cage of despair: ‘’ m o n k e ‘’
Michael jumping up to try to catch Lily whenever she looks like she is about to fall is the cutest thing in this video I swear
agreed it’s adorable
That's what i was coming to say. Super heartwarming.
@@awildmoose6541 why isn't Micheal allowed to care for the safety of his girlfriend, you do know that she is wearing the drunk googles too so it makes it harder but yeah sure guess it "overprotective"
Michael tries to catch everyone
@@awildmoose6541 Lmao what? (If she had fallen with drunk goggles on) She wouldn't be able to catch herself while falling. It's caring to worry about someone. He didn't just stay by her side the whole time. He would hop up and start running over there. Its cute bro. Sorry
So cute to see how michael reaches to lily whenever she is about to fall
not just lily though he cares about everyone a lot and its so sweet
how he did it for scarra and poki too, he's truly just a good person and i love him
Lily moves like she's on inverted controls
rofl I can't unsee it now XD
"guys, I got this." HAHAHHA cute
“Ah, you should’ve gone for the balls.”
i noticed the genshin impact soundtrack in this video
hello mr tuonto
Didnt expect to see u here but noice
Yeah, noticed it in some previous videos too
Yee, genshin was a sponsor a few episodes back.
hello mr strimmer
“If Scarra dies during an Offline TV challenge do we just cover it up?”
Why do I feel like this thought has been brought up in so challenges 😭
the comfy cartel knows a thing or two about cover ups
Can we all just appreciate the level of concern Michael displayed for Lily? Mans was jumping out of his seat every time she fumbled.
Poki: How much is aim assist back?
Scarra: *Evil villain pose* 5 minutes.
*Brodin describing the obstacle course*
no one:
Lily: *laughing after each name*
@@mar1sty she wasn't drunk
@@mar1sty they had drunk goggles on that’s why it’s titled that
@@mar1sty dude did you even watched the video ?
@@OKOn222 I was pretty tired and english isnt my first language. Yes, I watched the whole thing
Scarra: "this is what Thanos was dreaming about."
Michael: "This is what Thanos was missing."
And that, my friends, is when I realized we're all just watching Michael's evil villain backstory unfold in these videos.
Scarra going through that tube reminded me of butterflies undergoing metamorphosis lol.
Like the one in A Bug's Life?
LMAO
8:33 pls i can't stop obsessing over the moment Michael is just ready to run to help Lily
.....I'm on tenth replay right now
Awwts. It's not the most replayed one though hshshs it's the cock
"through the tunnel of agony" everyone: tunnel of despair
"and added drunk googles to prep them for future parties"
next OTV video: Pissbot Has A Beach Day With OfflineTV
Lmao, that would be E P I C
I died when Michael took all the eggs xD
"I WANT THEM ALL!"
I love that Michael was so ready to help. When he saw Lily falling and at the beginning and end of Scarra’s run.
Brodin could've done this on a regular Friday night and he wouldn't have needed the goggles
Knowing otv he probably could have done it on any night and still would not have needed the goggles
Or BOTHHH
Would that make it twice as bad, or would the drunk ness cancel out?
@@Orpheon640
A negative times a negative equals a positive, so I believe that, yes, it would indeed cancel each other out lmfao
Brodin would simply throw down beer cans every time he chugs and empties them creating a path to smoothly win, not requiring a single egg.
“Why is it wet in here?”
-Disguised Toast 2021
Timestamp?
3:20
@@theewind4169 ^
@@byungebraten9146 thx^.^
"that's what he says"
Scarra: "that's how a monkey sounds like"
Me: *dies*