My favorite part is hearing him aggressively open a bottle or something in the background. Lowee is just basically angry scottish noises and I love it.
It's so funny going from vic2 swimmy with no allies trying to fight germany and austria at the same time to vic3 swimmy just convincing people to embargo germany to crush their gdp
Well, you see. The indians were trying to prevent the US from adopting the hamburger (because we were using beef); so we rounded them up and shipped them back to Asia.
I did recall he has some kind of economic/business degree. I wonder why he did not apply more of this on other sessions. Maybe we will finally see swimmy's ascendancy act
@@Ozzystrayroohe has I remember in a vic2 him discussing how recessions are modeled but never work because subsidies, I think vic series is where swimmy shines with his understanding of economics
@@jjnolastname8386 Recessions in Vic 2 doesnt work because there are fundamental flaws in the games engine that never got fixed. For example buying goods from your spherelings have you pay money, but they do not recieve money, thus it is actually detrimental for them to sell to the sphere lord resulting in their economies crashing without reason. Also Swimmy does not have a degree, he is studying for one.
@@aclassicguardsman946 The only issue is that the war system sucks so a weaker nation is basically at the mercy of the top few, in vic 2 things were possible. I liked how vic 2 had more stalemates because you would destroy to many units and would spend time rebuilding post war. It was more manual and made sense. Economy and politics is good in 3 but they need to fix war.
that's because he plays like AI in war, so he eats shit & dies in the other games but in this one he can push the 2 buttons, get the op modifier from armed forces and win with the dice rolls.
I'm especially amused because someone in one of Rimmy's videos did much the same mistake, except it was even funnier because there was a woman playing with them.
@@pablo_giustiniani Turns out according to Paradox Finland lost the winter war. Imagine my surprise when i went to wikipedia and realized... they actually did.
@@StrazdasLT technically Russia did archieve their military goals (securing more territory near St.Petesburg). It didn't make it less of an embarrasment and a military disaster regardless
Swimmy has a lot of moments of semi-consciousness during these games, but that embargo is just genius. Dominated Golden economically, mentally and sexually with that play.
When it's *really* bad is when he bows his head and actually takes responsibility for a fuckup. I saw it happen once in a HOI4 in a nutshell video and I swear, literally everyone immediately was like "Golden, are you ok?"
Swimmy practically went Sun Tzu, going for the long game. He legitimately did the supreme art of war which is to subdue the enemy without fighting, what a diplomat!
If I had a nickel for every time a Victoria three player in a multiplayer game didn't understand the concept of "propertied women", I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.
Virgin Bo: nOOoOOo i cAnt bAn slAvErY! tHe soUtHeRn pLanTErS wOuLd gEt mAd Chad US Player: Screw the Southern Aristocrats, I'm banning slavery NOW! All men are created equal!
I'm happy we finally got another Vicotira 3 video from this gang! "Slavery debate" and "indian removal act" is such a good way to start a video, but Golden's trash talking was hilarious!
Victoria 2 war system: encirclements, intensive micro, carefully pushing the frontline, doing rotation to reinforce. Victoria 3 war system: screaming at your troops to fight better.
@@jasondavis6684 at the end when he’s silent he’s explaining his master plan to his twitch chat. He goes to war with both France and Russia and beats them both after invading Siberia. He was speaking about ammo at that moment he was silent, as France had a really low stockpile.
There is another one in a long VOD form where swimmy managed to form a super germany, and turned the game into an economic simulator co-op because his german were too strong very early in the game to contest. Bo and the other instead fulfilled his nation's need in exchange for him to bankroll their nation development and agreeing not to expand his border.
I see you cut out the full part of Swimmy saying certain words about Golden when he got naval invaded in Paris. I'm still suprised Swimmy didnt delete the vod on that one
I like this diplomacy Swimmy more than his other attempts. It feels like this is like that moment in shows where the character learns from his mistakes and goes down the right path. Except here it's Swimmy deciding not to stab everyone and just stab one man in particular.
More, please and thank you. I'm surprised Italy (you) wouldn't team up with Germany to form a Greater Italy instead of France, and Austria, who has your core territory.
Golden shit talking Swimmy only for golden to get absolutely outplayed by him without even fighting is one of the funniest things ive seen from the bo squad in a while
Watching the US player is the equivalent of me playing the WW1 mod for Hoi4 in 2017 and not even knowing anything about that period. This ain't a lie, I didn't even know that there was something as the German Kaiserreich. I am German. :) And at the first time I played Vic II I was somewhat prepared :))
We're so back
Are you
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what modpack is it?
@Katybeamn no he's golden he deserves it
Welcome back! I hope all is well
Hearing the Scottish guy yelling about Mexican supremacy to the friendly German USA player who barely speaks English is just so funny to me lmao
Loweee going back to his roots there. I love it when he speaks up.
And using technical words to flavour his insults; "shove that down yer' gullet"
My favorite part is hearing him aggressively open a bottle or something in the background. Lowee is just basically angry scottish noises and I love it.
6:15 best part of the video
No joke, the embargo was one of Swimmy's most brilliant moves yet
It's so funny going from vic2 swimmy with no allies trying to fight germany and austria at the same time to vic3 swimmy just convincing people to embargo germany to crush their gdp
Swimmy is a 40-D Chess master.
Is it Swimmy's Character Development Arc?
Rare Swimmy W
I think Golden’s silence was more out of impression than shock
You know its gonna be a good game when the USA's first words are " What is the Indian Removal Act?"
'Alright guys women are now property'
Well, you see. The indians were trying to prevent the US from adopting the hamburger (because we were using beef); so we rounded them up and shipped them back to Asia.
His happiness when he was saying that women are now property was priceless
And even moreso the confusion and explanations of everyone else
And everyone else saying "Uh oh."
Its an act where you create a pseudostate, remove indians from it for religiuos reasons and call it Pakistan. Thanks UK.
Swimmy literally pulling Sun Tzu's "Win without fighting" against Golden by getting everybody to embargo him is such a based 4d chess move.
We always said he was a diplomatic genius lol
I did recall he has some kind of economic/business degree. I wonder why he did not apply more of this on other sessions. Maybe we will finally see swimmy's ascendancy act
@@Ozzystrayroo training arc
@@Ozzystrayroohe has I remember in a vic2 him discussing how recessions are modeled but never work because subsidies, I think vic series is where swimmy shines with his understanding of economics
@@jjnolastname8386 Recessions in Vic 2 doesnt work because there are fundamental flaws in the games engine that never got fixed. For example buying goods from your spherelings have you pay money, but they do not recieve money, thus it is actually detrimental for them to sell to the sphere lord resulting in their economies crashing without reason.
Also Swimmy does not have a degree, he is studying for one.
I love the USA player he's so nice and genuine. Mans like wow slavery is bad I gotta get rid of that
Based USA player bans slavery in 1837, meanwhile virgin Bo as USA keeps slavery into the 1870’s
@deeznoots6241 it was one of my favorite snake of the dane moment.
@@edelweiss7928 slavery is cringe
Fastest civil war as well.
@@edelweiss7928You deserve the John Brown special.
"Women are now property" Best Swimmy quote from someone not Swimmy
Swigma is strong in this young fella
It will go down in history as the Swimroe Doctrine
It’s so funny because of how cheerfully he says it thinking what he said means women can own property. So wholesome honestly.
Yes, women ard now property.
*bans slavery, causing the civil war*
*proceeds to make women property*
one of the most based sequences I've ever seen in a vic3 game
I love how war isn’t even how Golden is brought down, it was politics and economics lmao
Which is exactly how the game is meant to be played, if you can't beat them then just kill their economy. It's great.
USSR moment.
@@aclassicguardsman946 The only issue is that the war system sucks so a weaker nation is basically at the mercy of the top few, in vic 2 things were possible.
I liked how vic 2 had more stalemates because you would destroy to many units and would spend time rebuilding post war.
It was more manual and made sense.
Economy and politics is good in 3 but they need to fix war.
that's because he plays like AI in war, so he eats shit & dies in the other games but in this one he can push the 2 buttons, get the op modifier from armed forces and win with the dice rolls.
it was a rare moment of genius from swimmys side, instead of deadwarring he just killed golden economy
"Women are now property" caught me so off guard 💀💀
Based.
Utterly based lad
I'm especially amused because someone in one of Rimmy's videos did much the same mistake, except it was even funnier because there was a woman playing with them.
To be fair the law is awfully named
We have to admit that the name is a bit misleading for none english people such as the esteemed myself and others learned gentlemen.
Lets be honest, can you really be mad at the US player? Everyone whos played a Paradox game has had some kind of crash course in history.
Basically. All I know from what was going on in Mexico and Greece and Turkey was due to a Paradox game.
The sole reason I found about about nearly every war in the 17th Century, The Age of Absolutism and the Spanish Succesion War was because of EU4
I remember when I didn't understand anything in ck3, still conquered half the world though because that game is easy as hell
@@pablo_giustiniani Turns out according to Paradox Finland lost the winter war. Imagine my surprise when i went to wikipedia and realized... they actually did.
@@StrazdasLT technically Russia did archieve their military goals (securing more territory near St.Petesburg). It didn't make it less of an embarrasment and a military disaster regardless
Swimmy's embargo is so incredibly effective it completely silenced Golden. This is unironically Swimmy's smartest move ever
at some point swimmy has made every possible wrong move you can make and after that it's all 4D chess
Playing Austria was a fever dream that I never woke up from
The Austro-Hungarian Empire was a fever dream IRL too, so it's fine.
I never heard anyone yell “CURSE YOU” until now
@@blazecraftworks8944 I heard a professor from England use "What the devil?!" unironically at the college dining hall where I work yesterday.
Swigma is an unstoppable force of nature when his two brain hemispheres decide to actually coordinate together
I smile every time I see the word *"Swigma"*
Also, letting Swimmy and Golden play as a rival nation is like asking a worse powder keg than the balkans 😂
Balkan moment
the US player really dealt with the slavery problem with the "rip it off like a bandaid" method
Most literate American president
Most qualified for american presidency
I was elected to lead, not to read.
6% Literacy
@@olanordmann2743 Die huam mi gewählt um zu lenke, net um zu denke th-cam.com/video/W7vkaRVKoPw/w-d-xo.html
@@olanordmann2743Unironically could be something Biden has said lmao
7:19 I laughed really loud when I heard Brazil out of nowhere say “I miss the confederacy” and then later Austria just confused about what was that
Ahahaha I didn’t even notice that
" I can thats why." British Empire history in a nutshell.
If we weren't better than everyone else then they would have stopped us. Simple as m8.
@@Oxley016 fr, not our fault they sucked
@@edelweiss7928 skill issue fr fr
@@Oxley016 I'm not even British, but fax
@@sadrakeyhany7477 Can't argue with it mate
Dude I want that USA player back he’s hilarious
"Women are now property"
Saying in excited tone.
"Women are now property :D"
"We can trade and flirt and stuff"
"IM GONNA RIP YOUR THROAT AND SHIT DOWN YOUR GULLET"
Damn US got rejected hard
and they say the worse she can say is no...
Swimmy has a lot of moments of semi-consciousness during these games, but that embargo is just genius. Dominated Golden economically, mentally and sexually with that play.
Well, this certainly makes up for Bo's "I'm going to ban slavery I promise guys" US run a while ago. 1837 Civil War, god damn lol
It was even better a two front war as he was fighting Mexico at the same time.
As loud as Golden is as a person, it's really his silence that's the loudest of all. If Golden ever goes quiet, you know he's absolutely fuming.
When it's *really* bad is when he bows his head and actually takes responsibility for a fuckup. I saw it happen once in a HOI4 in a nutshell video and I swear, literally everyone immediately was like "Golden, are you ok?"
@@emisat8970 which one
@@emisat8970 Do you remember the video/know the vod where that happened?
Napoleon wishes that he could've just done this good of Diplo....
Napoleon did have a guy who had good Diplo skills (Talleyrand).
Unfortunately they hated each other so uh yeah
I remember the times I ate corndogs while watching Bokoen1. Now I'm a hobo with no food living underneath a bridge in Vegas.
Upgrade.
Vegas? Like from Fallout New Vegas? Thats so cool man
House always wins
That’s vegas baby
Just gamble lol
Diplomatic Swimmy is a nice twist of todays script Bo. Doubt anyone saw that coming.
I caught that! 7:35 Bo being told to embargo himself lmao
3:31 actual reaction of the Austrian emperor, circa 1866
Live Franz Joseph Reaction
Swimmy practically went Sun Tzu, going for the long game.
He legitimately did the supreme art of war which is to subdue the enemy without fighting, what a diplomat!
Thats U.S.A player was so based, I hope he remains a permanent player
Scwhigma male realizes his strategy of antagonizing everyone and hoping for a decisive victory isn't working, so he chooses to fight with money.
A rare moment where Swimmy actually chooses diplomacy over pissing everyone off. And of course it’s against Golden
USA being both Based and Woke: 2 civilwars
duality of man.
or in other words, there're two wolves inside you
It was hilarious that Texas joined the Union when in real life they left Mexico in order to keep slavery.
When we wanted Vic 3 most, it returns! Let's go
Is Cheese Golden's younger brother, lmao?
@@shikikankillzone4239 Yeah, BigCheese is goldens adopted (at a very young age) brother!
If I had a nickel for every time a Victoria three player in a multiplayer game didn't understand the concept of "propertied women", I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.
Seeing as they had the space to write what that means and don't it's a wonder you have only 3 nickels
Swimmy, the master diplomat of the Victorian Era.
The embargo strategy was so incredibly based.
Bokoen & boys are like the last brain cells on a test
USA:we can be friends and have a customs union after
Mexico:I WILL RIP YOUR THROAT APART
Virgin Bo: nOOoOOo i cAnt bAn slAvErY! tHe soUtHeRn pLanTErS wOuLd gEt mAd
Chad US Player: Screw the Southern Aristocrats, I'm banning slavery NOW! All men are created equal!
I'm happy we finally got another Vicotira 3 video from this gang! "Slavery debate" and "indian removal act" is such a good way to start a video, but Golden's trash talking was hilarious!
I mean, at least he is coherent, asked the correct question, and is willing to learn and improve....unlike some other US president 🙄
I think plurals could be useful there lmao
You mean like, half of them?
Yeah damn that Joe Biden
@@felixbabuf5726 Yeah, its incredible that the world somehow lost to a bunch of illiterate Presidents lol
@@stephenjenkins7971 Well no need to be educated to produce corn and steel... When it comes to politics on the other hand...
You need to bring the USA player back. He's perfect for Victoria games
Victoria 2 war system: encirclements, intensive micro, carefully pushing the frontline, doing rotation to reinforce.
Victoria 3 war system: screaming at your troops to fight better.
Victoria 2 war system: screaming at die rolls
Victoria 3 war system: screaming at die rolls
@@papagaiofilmes6642 sure, still, in Victoria 2 player could affect the outcome way more significantly, than in Victoria 3.
This is most accurate nation RP I have seen on this channel yet
The US player was great, I hope he sticks around!
When Swimmy learns how to diplomacy and Golden gets the Putin Treatment xD
Rare Golden W he actually took Paris this time
Did- did we just see Swimmy do nonviolent diplomacy and come out the GOOD GUY?
8:40 Thomas yapping as if he did something
3:25 NGL, with both of them yelling I thought for a moment Golden was losing and/or winning to himself here xD
Oh my god Lowee screaming at the usa is one of the funniest things ive ever seen
you better do a part 2 of this, so everyone fanboying swimmy gets to see that even despite making good plays, Golden wins
Golden managed a win?
@@jasondavis6684 at the end when he’s silent he’s explaining his master plan to his twitch chat. He goes to war with both France and Russia and beats them both after invading Siberia. He was speaking about ammo at that moment he was silent, as France had a really low stockpile.
Knowing Bo, the snake of Denmark, he won't show that portion.
JK Bo, love you ❤
@@GodSpeedYouCamus sounds about right, at the end I was thinking that 'this is going to evolve into an 'open market' wargoal isnt it?'
2:07 is splendidly isolated
This is one of my favorite Bokoen videos in recent memory. Great work!
I’m not sure what I’m more surprised by.
Swimmy creating an amazing move or Swimmy not going to war with the entire continent.
Holy shot swimmy doing diplomacy in a Grand Strategy Map game. I’m gonna need to buy the devil a sweater
I love these Victoria mind games. You guys should bring more new guys who just stumble through event blissfully ignorant.
6:22 Loweee literally quoting Scottish rebels from Medieval II
This looks like the first time in any Bo vid where Swimmy played an actual diplo game.
There is another one in a long VOD form where swimmy managed to form a super germany, and turned the game into an economic simulator co-op because his german were too strong very early in the game to contest. Bo and the other instead fulfilled his nation's need in exchange for him to bankroll their nation development and agreeing not to expand his border.
@@OzzystrayrooEuropean Union simulator
Cant believe Bo censoring Swimmy telling the truth about golden.
Always a good day when bokoen1 posts
Mexicos scotish cursing🤣🤣🤣🤣
Austria: “CURSE YOU” made me rofl
It's a strange day when Swimmy is trying to work with all the other players instead of, you know, going to war with them all
Don’t worry. Most Americans don’t know American history either.
Legit one of the funniest things to do in Vic3 is to get someone reliant on one of your exports and then embargo them. The salt is magnificent
When swimmy finally does diplomacy.
I see you cut out the full part of Swimmy saying certain words about Golden when he got naval invaded in Paris. I'm still suprised Swimmy didnt delete the vod on that one
What words?
@@joaquinrodriguez227nice words
@@joaquinrodriguez227 "Golden is in legally possession of [Data expunged]"
00:51 what is the name of the guy? He is my spirit player because he plays obscure countries especially in South America which was always fun in Vic 2
We NEEED another episode from this session
“as shrimple as that” was an unexpected reference
I like this diplomacy Swimmy more than his other attempts. It feels like this is like that moment in shows where the character learns from his mistakes and goes down the right path. Except here it's Swimmy deciding not to stab everyone and just stab one man in particular.
4:29 sounds like every Pax Britanica game
USA: I'll just fucking take what i want, than we can be friends
Mexico: Hell no
More, please and thank you.
I'm surprised Italy (you) wouldn't team up with Germany to form a Greater Italy instead of France, and Austria, who has your core territory.
I knew it was going to be a Golden VS Swimmy. They never seem to get along in Victoria 3
I feel very frightened by this new swimmy strat
7:33 bro had a stroke and wrote "embargo Italy" even though he's Italy
THIS IS WHAT WE'VE BEEN WAITING FORRRR
This is basically that uncanny mr incredible meme about those who know and those who dont
The Swigma male strikes again. That embargo was a master stroke of diplomatic prowess
You know, this is the first time I've seen Swimmy be so based in his diplomacy.
VICTORIA GAMEPLAY, let's go
I need more of Swimmy at this power level
This was one of the Victoria 3 videos of all time
Bro, Embargo!Swimmy is honestly the funniest variant of Swimmy I've ever seen.
Finally! Another Vicky game! Thanks Bo for making my evening 😎😎
7:20 “I’m the Armoured Titan and he’s the Colossal Titan” moment
I love that whatever country at whatever time period he plays it in Golden still comes off as a crazy dictator that fits the country
Bro this is the first Swimmy diplomatic W ive seen on Vicky
(He lost.)
Golden shit talking Swimmy only for golden to get absolutely outplayed by him without even fighting is one of the funniest things ive seen from the bo squad in a while
so funny how loud golden is when he is winning but gets real quiet when something goes against him that he cant yell his way out of
He was quiet, bc he told chat his plan.. And he won.
Watching the US player is the equivalent of me playing the WW1 mod for Hoi4 in 2017 and not even knowing anything about that period. This ain't a lie, I didn't even know that there was something as the German Kaiserreich.
I am German.
:)
And at the first time I played Vic II I was somewhat prepared :))
That was me playing eu3. I thought the Americas were colonised in the 1600s
@@tanjeeschuan4999the north America mostly yes
Golden loves talking sh*t till the green line goes down 😂😂😂
I remember swimmy stream he was watching every trade golden was doing and ask players to embargo him the moment a trade was made ,based
Was literally driving home from the dispensory and thought, "man a new bokoen video would be clutch rn" Lets gooooo
Petition to bring back Victoria 2 content
*who knew peace swimmy was the most dangerous*