What If Europe Was Peaceful - Hoi4 MP In A Nutshell
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 14 ต.ค. 2023
- Hearts of Iron 4 MP in a nutshell
(Hearts of iron 4 multiplayer)
Episode 307
Mods: NONE(VANILLA)
Music:
Hearts of Iron 4 Theme
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Why can't we just have peace.....
Because Golden exists...
You just can't
Because warcrimes are way too fun not to commit according to Golden's logic
Thomas is like your stupid younger brother, you are not suprised he fucked up but you want to see him do it again!
Because Swimmy always has the special offensive war
I like how every time Braun yells "help me!" world tension drops a little bit more
Nature is healing
He sounds like an NPC.
The desperate cries for aid from the Chinese diplomats really brought a sense of peace and tranquility to the League of Nations meetings.
Braun’s literally the Aura of rejuvenation right here
Bo selling his entire military to make a quick buck is truly a swigma male moment
Swigma?! Wtf that’s too much 😂
The grind never ends for the Swigma Males.
@@gr4t5
Skill issue
@@gr4t5 cry about it
Russia moment.
Germany: *Goes Democratic.*
The rest of the Allies: "Well this sucks".
Meanwhile, China continuing to get screwed over in the peace deal: "How long is this going to take!"
I love how ISP was just there fueling arguments and laughing while exploiting lol
So, basically usual ISP.
The Rat of Slough
ISP understands humans so well he creates arguments to make sure he always wins
Chang Kai Shek yelling and running around on fire as the leaders of Europe sit in a circle, singing campfire songs and talking about their feelings
Pretty accurate. And then there’s stillwell hating him for no reason and getting so fed up for no reason he starts supporting the communists
Hilariously, if they had all worked together they could have sent him a massive amount of equipment for very low cost, regardless of tension.
italy at war with Ethiopia for 5 years and not realizing is a truly Italian hoi experience
It is historical after facist Italy was like "oh there is an African country nobody colonized yet lets go" and curb-stomped Ethopia.
@@emberfist8347
Curbstomp is a stretch
@@KaiservonKrieger Well it is but it was still just over a year and the entire country occupied. Which is a good example of a curb-stomp battle in my book. Sure it was no German Invasion of Denmark or Desert Storm, but the casualties speak for themselves.
@@emberfist8347 true, but they also tried to colonize it before that time, and famously failed.
@@maciejbala477 True but I am specifically referring to the war depicted in HOI4. The second one which was an Ethiopian Defeat.
"If you show me failing, I will sue you." A true Braun moment 🤣🤣 #PrayForChina
#PrayForChina
#PrayForJapaneseChina
#PrayForBritishCommunistChina
“You Steal the XP”
-From the creator of “Stealing his Steel”
*steeling
China: Help me! Help!!
Europe: "#PrayForChina"
Thats honsestly 70% of real world politics
Cho-King is honestly one of my favorite bobg members, especially how candidly he talks about his meth use and it's mental concecuences.
I like how he admitted to stealing candy from children so he can watch them cry and how he doesn't feel bad over it. It takes a lot of courage to admit to something like that and I'm so proud of him.
It took a lot of growth for cho king to finally admit to choking.
@@aca347 based
@@PwnZombie fr fr. I actually stood up and applauded him when he publicly admitted live on stream that he constantly fantasizes about receiving sexual asphyxiation from Swimmy.
@@PwnZombie just like Snoop Dogg in that one song, "a fatass J of some bubonic chronic that made me choke, shit this ain't no joke."
ISP willingly going democratic Germany like A2Z with historical focuses off didn't traumatise him enough
no, but this time HE is the one traumatizing people with democratic Germany!
Now this is a "what if" that only a madman could have come up with.
Lol I love these meme games especially. Such a good time watch chaos unfold. Italy was amazing with how chaotic neutral they were. Lol Italy confessing that they were selling weapons to Japan was pretty good. Also Rip China lmao.
this youtube countryball hoi4 series outlasted my relationship
me too
Ooof bro. You good?
o7
wait, you guys had relationship?
Also, in case you were wondering, the way that military attaches work in hoi4(vanilla) is... When you send one, you get 50% of the XP VALUE of who you sent it to, but it doesn't take away the xp from the ally it just means that since you had "forward observers" on the ground watching the action, you learned a little bit about warfare indirectly by observation. Thus, the reason it's 50% and not a smaller, more defined number, since your army is not really fighting. So if you are USA and ally to Britain, if you send an attache to Britain and they are getting 1.00 xp, you'll get 0.50 xp, but they still get the full 1.00, for a total of 1.50xp not 0.50 and 0.50 between both allies. Basically, you're not "stealing" the xp, causing your ally to receive less of it... rather, it's cloning 50% of the allys xp out of thin air and gives it to you because technically, from a historical standpoint, you have a guy on the front lines watching the battle and learning from it. I hope this helps. This is just for the og vanilla game, though. They may have changed this mechanism in later updates or dlcs or mods, idk what version you guys are playing usually...
Love how in both of these meme games, the players lost to the AI lmao
AI is op now lol
I just did an unhistorical playthrough but every nation went monarchist instead and joined the central powers, also watching the Chinese have a warlord era and the quing returning
Every time I see people type Qing like this comment and I while make them say the word "chewing" for every cursed pronunciation rendition of these
@@shinsenshogun900I shrivel up in pain every time I hear Qing pronounced like Quing
This new DLC has a lot of fun ways to meme around. Thanks for giving my friends and I a great way to play the game, every time a new dlc drops.
Bo once again with an amazing and unexpected script
Bruh Italy:
'Oh wait ive been at war with Ethiopia this whole time'
'Ive been selling equipment to the Japanese this entire game'
*(Communist influence inexplicably growing across the world)*
Everyone: _"!!! GRU operatives?!"_
Swimmy: "It's a grassroots movement, guys."
Abra died to ai Poland so many times that he wants to play them himself
The paratrooper org and marine destruction shit is insane I don’t know how paradox ever thought it was a good idea
Italy realizing he's been at war with Ethiopia had me doing everything I can to hold my laughter at work.
These HOI4 vids always make me laugh. Been here since 2018 and loving it since! Keep up the good work Boe!!!
Bo’s going scriptless for this one
That's how he'll get isp to join
Braun saying help me
World tensions: Im getting colder please stop!
Ahh
Peace in our time
Chamberlains dream came true
Bo not making "Braun lost" the title of the video because he is afraid to get sued.
I wish you guys did more meme games.
Did Bo even go to war at any point during this game?
This is like if a Victoria 3 game just kept going. Almost a MIC sim at this point, lol
"Bo if you put me failing as China i will sue you" - His editor
I'd like to think that in this game all the countries ambassadors and officials came to paris to see the massive stockpile of tanks, guns and planes *Lord Of War Style!*
Just Imagine if Swimmy ever fought Braun, they would both manage to lose. And probably crap themselves .
7:32 "Mirage F2" 💀
Braun just seething the entire game over losing to Japanese AI is hilarious
Bokoen1 never fails to fill me up with his "MP Memes" and "hoi4 videos"
Fill me up? What do you mean by that
@@kniviritsyn He really fills the holes in my heart with joy
@@TrueREAL I thought he filled your ass
ah, the holes in your _heart_ ... I'm glad to know@@TrueREAL
There are few things that bring me more joy, than watching a group of friends all make eachother very angry. Much love. Keep up the good work.
This is practically a reenactment of the average HOI4 game on non-historical
Meme games like these have a special place in my heart
1 dlc was all it took for the boys to turn hoi4 into victoria where they just trade and fuckover each other, incredible
This was one of the funniest videos in a long time. The amount of Europe cackling under their breath while Braun gets thrown to the wolves and dies to the *AI* only for the US to come and decidedly NOT help at all through incompetence instead of malice is beautiful.
There was peace in our time.
"Wait, I'm at war?! Oh yeah, Ethiopia..."
- Benito Mussolini, 1940
PEACE IN OUR TIME!
A TIMELINE WHERE NEVILLE CHAMBERLAIN WAS RIGHT!!
Ngl, I'd be curious to see who'd win in a ISP/Bokoen war.
a slog of a war between two unequipped armies - both have a very low chance of winning and the war would likely take about 7 years.
Every time you guys do a meme ahistorical game it ends up being just too real
The West: 1:37
China: 1:39
The West: #PrayForChina
China: 4:01
The West: 4:27
Wow I guess they're really just larping the history of 1937 huh? 🤣
Wake up, feeling good
Then boom, Bokoen Video, Day improved
How did brawn lose to the AI??
Skill issue
Probably hadn't look at the combat width changes
This could've just been a Vicky game lmfao
Braun getting help in this game is like the meme of a drowning man with isp high fiving instead of saving him.
It's time for peace in our time -mr. Sorrow
It wouldn’t be a meme game without cursed peace deals, great video
Def need more meme games with this dlc
Watching the nightmare in China was my favorite part lmao
1940 Italy: wait i'm at war the whole time?
I can already see paratroopers being banned period after the update
Such a underrated video
I can't believe we got the timeline where Braun is asking for help!
Bo I know you won't see this but I love your videos man, keep doing what you do, these really help me when I feel like ass
The meme games are just
*chef’s kiss
Thomas being worse at peace deals than the AI is just par for the course
script written by Neville Chamberlin
Cant believe you made hoi4 a UN Simulator.
Damn this is an intresting Victoria 3 mod yall found
What a peaceful time.
I remember my Mother telling me bedtime stories about the Snake of Denmark. I can't believe they were real.
I just imagine the Italian fighting in Ethiopia fighting to the last man, praying that they will be sent weapons to replace the ones they ran out of years ago, wandering what tragedy has befallen Italy to make it unable to communicate any orders, and dreaming of salvation from Duce their glorious leader! Meanwhile Italy forgot about the war
we need more meme games!
How does Braun manage to perform worse against ai Japan than the Chinese ai?
6:52 I dont want to hear anything rat "wait we are at war guys?" Koein1
I like how adding a small economic incentive made the Europe peaceful
Hoi 4 is the Vic 3 we were waitinf four????
The Blessed Timeline
Republic of China in 1950s Be like: 4:18
Arms Against Sanity
This entire fucking video is just; "The breaking of Braun"
This new market mechanic reminds me of Vicky 3 trading; your war industry is propping up countries too small/poor to afford domestic production of weapons.
Peace was never an option Lockheed stocks must grow.
Just a bit off a random suggestion - but have you considered maybe voicing over your initial little introduction rather than just having a wall of text? I feel like voiced introductions are more appealing, though obviously I don't have the channel statistics or the like to confirm this.
In any case, thanks for the video.
Alf Landon artillery only!!!!
My eyes are tearing up from laughter. What a clown car of an episode!
This game is literally the Adventures of Tintin canon lol
In that series WW2 never happens because Europe goes full democratic, but China still gets invaded by Japan (though China wins in that universe)
new dlc to hoi4, bros just decide to play it as vicky 3
Cho King is quietly the best player in the group.
Finland stronk
Peace in Europe?
Impossible
Hearing Braun say "you're a fucking failure" to the US player made me laugh so hard. 😂😂😂
Lol Poland wanting nato article 4 is so realistic
Nah, I don't think anyone irl, especially Poland, wants article 4 to be triggered besides bloodthirsty terminally online people
I also thought you steal the xp
A peaceful Europe... whatever crack the people who makes the scripts are on I want some of it
Italy: For my next trick, I will make the communist convoys disappear!
i love the meme games
Most Peaceful-Civilized-Orderly HOI4 Barely World War in Existence:
true god is diamondmeh, goated game
You can't have a D-day if there is no war, old Japanese proverb
Yes
Braun threatens legal action
League of Nations: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂