DSP Urgently Needs a $3000 PC to Compete in SF6 Because Capcom Is Screwing Everything for Him

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  • @MoustacheINC
    @MoustacheINC ปีที่แล้ว +419

    "They have a tweaked operating system to run street fighter better than consoles" is one of the most insane computer illiterate copes I've ever seen

    • @elitegamingterrortaskforce4805
      @elitegamingterrortaskforce4805 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      genuinely insane cope

    • @zekeiwa5837
      @zekeiwa5837 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      And of course, he has no proof of it, just a random comment that he took by heart when in reality is probably just a modified .ini that disables some post FX for a whooping extra 3 fps

    • @happycat4838
      @happycat4838 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      They are all playing on TempleOS

    • @CarlBriggs861
      @CarlBriggs861 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Didn’t Digital Foundry show there is no difference in input delay between console and PC version?
      I seem to remember someone mentioning this to Phil and he just called them liars

    • @DisheveledHuman
      @DisheveledHuman ปีที่แล้ว

      You cant even the game is capped at 60fps when in a match. @@zekeiwa5837

  • @KissTheManiac
    @KissTheManiac ปีที่แล้ว +155

    I'm all for DipShytPhail whaling out $2k+ for a high-end gaming PC, $500+ for a low delay monitor and $60 for ANOTHER copy of SF6 to just to find out he still sucks at the game.

    • @martinprince7773
      @martinprince7773 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😂

    • @MrRubyElf
      @MrRubyElf ปีที่แล้ว +1

      SAME

    • @ajaxmaxbitch
      @ajaxmaxbitch ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nope, he'll just find another excuse after that

    • @markusballsdeep6051
      @markusballsdeep6051 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yeah
      It's not our money and the salt will be tasty
      Let the dents pay for it

    • @drewbaby299
      @drewbaby299 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Imagine the salt that'll flow then

  • @luciainvicta5553
    @luciainvicta5553 ปีที่แล้ว +223

    Ah yes, getting a pc will magically fix his problems. Just like that 500$ joystick was supposed to fix all his problems

    • @_Mutto_
      @_Mutto_ ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The joystick wasn’t $500 lol. Every time I see how much the joystick costs it goes up $20.

    • @offensivepepe231
      @offensivepepe231 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@_Mutto_people keep lumping it in with the other expenses that happened at that time too, like getting street fighter for PS5 and the online subscription etc. tbf though I can’t blame them since these were all part of the same rants and were lumped together by dsp on multiple occasions

    • @robertnapier624
      @robertnapier624 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Like I say it won’t mean he’ll become a better player. No matter the platform, Phil is just too slow to react.

    • @shushshush7137
      @shushshush7137 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Flashback to when someone made a gaming pc for him and insulting them for poorly packaging to then buy a new one that was broken

    • @johnsmif
      @johnsmif ปีที่แล้ว

      I gotta say something. What is with the influx of people too dumb to put the $ in the right place? My nigga did you go to school? The $ goes before the number.

  • @martinprince7773
    @martinprince7773 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    Phil’s life runs at 60 Blames Per Second

    • @Kujo96
      @Kujo96 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😂😂

    • @MyStudioSession
      @MyStudioSession ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This right here is top tier my friend.

    • @ashleybrooke2087
      @ashleybrooke2087 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And his blame rate never drops his input

    • @klumsyninja9073
      @klumsyninja9073 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Top comment

    • @martinprince7773
      @martinprince7773 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@klumsyninja9073 thank you 👍 hoping it catches on

  • @metatroncube
    @metatroncube ปีที่แล้ว +165

    "Everyone always wants to point the finger at anything but what the obvious problem is". The man displays a stunning lack of self awareness

    • @lolilol5346
      @lolilol5346 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I genuinely believe DSP have mental issues and it's sad to see .

    • @jesta7837
      @jesta7837 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      6:44 So so close and yet so far.

    • @kecukraftwork1988
      @kecukraftwork1988 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ​​@@lolilol5346It is of his own making, though. He's spent his whole life lying to people to bolster himself up and get what he wants, gradually pushing them away. Self-imposed isolation has now rendered him as the only IRL person susceptible to his own crap. I think even Kat ignores him, if at all she's there. Phil's story is something you'd find in classical children's literature, as a warning to not choose a life of deception.

  • @CarlBriggs861
    @CarlBriggs861 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    With 5k per month business expenses, I always assumed he was buying a 7950X/RTX 4090 powered PC every month

    • @doctormalleycat
      @doctormalleycat ปีที่แล้ว +5

      as a person who used to build PCs as a hobby phil doesnt know that the optimal version of any fighting game is always PC version? huh... smell a big fat liar...anyone else smell that?

    • @dr_face_robber
      @dr_face_robber ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@doctormalleycat it's kind of a smelly smell... a smelly smell... thay smells... smelly.

    • @definitely-a-b0t
      @definitely-a-b0t ปีที่แล้ว

      @@doctormalleycat🎼 SMELLY CAT
      SMeLIi KAT 🎶

  • @umbralecs
    @umbralecs ปีที่แล้ว +48

    The way he anthropomorphisizes his cat eating his wires as some sort of cry for attention rather than the cat has no feline stimulation is amazing.

  • @shreebington
    @shreebington ปีที่แล้ว +167

    The whole interaction with Jasper walking around offscreen and making Dave look like a schizo talking to nothing has just reinforced my belief that DSP is basically Jon Arbuckle but if he were an insufferable toxic narcissistic e-begger. I can only imagine what Jasper must be thinking as Garfield.

    • @Petard01
      @Petard01 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Is khet Odie then?

    • @OGfellowfriend
      @OGfellowfriend ปีที่แล้ว +4

      LMAO

    • @SnootSnorkleton
      @SnootSnorkleton ปีที่แล้ว +5

      This is one of the funniest comments I’ve ever read

    • @BovineIntervention
      @BovineIntervention ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Tevin has Garfield running on his streams while he sleeps lol

    • @SiegeBallista
      @SiegeBallista ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Kat and Jasper are both rotting in Phil’s basement RIP

  • @Saidan79
    @Saidan79 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    The eternal scammer.

    • @seth3491
      @seth3491 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oy vey

    • @shushshush7137
      @shushshush7137 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He's gonna get a gaming pc with gin coolants and it snorts loudly when booting up

    • @jkdman2007
      @jkdman2007 ปีที่แล้ว

      He smells the money and tries to act like he will do better on PC. So regarded ! 😂

  • @Athrun82
    @Athrun82 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    "This online mode doesn't mean anything"
    Also Phil *tweets about reaching Master ranking waiting for compliments*

  • @Ihavethetouch
    @Ihavethetouch ปีที่แล้ว +97

    Capcom is a well known detractor, they hate that Phil is the best player there is

    • @oldschooldogy316
      @oldschooldogy316 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Obviously it is Capcom because Phil clearly did nothing wrong. He did everything right.

    • @shushshush7137
      @shushshush7137 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He can have the highest tier pc and it will still drop his input and massive lags . complete delusion of a snorter

    • @jkdman2007
      @jkdman2007 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The real problems are his grabage execution and his 65 years old reaction. He doesn't have the talent nor the skills to be a "good" or "pro" player. 😂

    • @penguinjay
      @penguinjay ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jkdman2007you nailed it, if you ever have seen him ever in practice or anywhere inputs are recorded and displayed, the dude mashes. He's a masher, there is nothing clean about his inputs. He plays the games he is "good at" like I play tekken tag T2 with random players. It's hilarious. If he added an input display to his stream, it would be the end of him. His inputs are rarely dropped, he just sucks.

  • @P1atinumGaming
    @P1atinumGaming ปีที่แล้ว +47

    DSP when chat wants him to play pc games: "I'm not getting a pc pc gaming is dying"
    DSP after getting his shit kicked in: "This (pc gaming) is the future"

  • @asura48
    @asura48 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    So his dropped inputs, lag, spam players is caused by: cross platform play, rollback netcode, his joystick, carpel tunnel, sony TV input lag, $3,000 pc, capcom online lag and tevin

    • @EritSanguine
      @EritSanguine ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Don't forget the dude who supposedly invented the rollback netcode. He's the original detractor 🤣

  • @apa123APA
    @apa123APA ปีที่แล้ว +91

    Dude didn't touch a character in months, was already dropping his combos BEFORE he went on a hiatus with the character, jumps into the game and instead of thinking "Oh I can't do this combo consistently, I should spend a minute in lab. Maybe sit there between matches instead of a menu". Nah, it must be some PC advantage to not drop an easy combo. Gotta be it. Can't possibly be him, because he's perfect at everything, he's the best.

    • @CamusSC
      @CamusSC ปีที่แล้ว +1

      His execution sucks and it's even worse on pressure

    • @parli_poo11
      @parli_poo11 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      WIth Blanka you don't need warm up to do combos. His combos are very easy. The fact that he's dropping them just tells how much he's bad at execution.

    • @shadowofthenorthstar989
      @shadowofthenorthstar989 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@parli_poo11 he even admited that himself on the Aki vid

    • @JoeyCentral
      @JoeyCentral ปีที่แล้ว

      @@parli_poo11 Would you say Blanka's combos are easier than Chun-Li's?

    • @MrAskmannen
      @MrAskmannen ปีที่แล้ว

      Dave is actually good enough at ST to jump right into it with months in between sessions and play well, but he thinks that applies to him for every fighting game

  • @mefipulate
    @mefipulate ปีที่แล้ว +9

    i love how he keeps looking directly at chat every time he says "three thousand dollars"

  • @pizza_w
    @pizza_w ปีที่แล้ว +61

    ...then turn off cross-platform in the matchmaking settings. Boom, 10 minute rant averted

    • @Ihavethetouch
      @Ihavethetouch ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Logical thinking is not allowed in Snortfort

    • @torchlight1785
      @torchlight1785 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      But if he did that then he wouldn’t have another pocket excuse that he could use anytime he loses.

    • @shadowofthenorthstar989
      @shadowofthenorthstar989 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      why would he do that when its the perfect opportunity to scam for a high end pc morahn

    • @Sparkledash1
      @Sparkledash1 ปีที่แล้ว

      Phil: what? No you can't do that. fuckin idiot. *bans* ackackackack

    • @ATA-DWorst
      @ATA-DWorst ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Then you won’t get as many matches if you turn off cross play. it might be impossible to find matches that way.

  • @HJDSimon
    @HJDSimon ปีที่แล้ว +11

    'I play games like Lies of P, and Wo Long on this TV and I'm perfect parrying everything.'....he genuinely believes he was parrying everything in Lies of P instead of getting bodied for hours against bosses. He's actually Cartman from South Park in the fishsticks episode.

  • @jamesstewart7784
    @jamesstewart7784 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    7:56 OF COURSE DSP thinks the arcade machines where against him back in the day, it's never his fault is it?

    • @2old2steak
      @2old2steak ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I think he's talking about the time he got stomped at a MVC2 tourney, threw a fit and made the organizer change out the joystick on the 2p side even though no one else was having problems.
      It's 20 years later and he struggles to execute a srk on the 2p side, but I'm sure that has nothing to do with it.

    • @LeeONardo
      @LeeONardo ปีที่แล้ว

      @@2old2steak Not heard that one before, but I can believe it.
      Truth be known 2P side can be a problem for people, would be interesting to look back at the SF6 vids and see how many screw ups he does on one side to the other.

    • @2old2steak
      @2old2steak ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@LeeONardo It's honestly hard to tell because a lot of his "dropped inputs" are panic mashing or not understanding frame data. Or just making up excuses because he feels like it.
      I'm just basing this on when a viewer somehow convinced him to hit up practice mode in a super turbo port and he rage quit because the bugged input display was making him look bad. On the 2p side he had about a 50% success rate on anything that wasn't a qcf lol.

    • @2old2steak
      @2old2steak ปีที่แล้ว

      And yeah ST has input weirdness but his execution was too sloppy for it to even matter.

    • @ashleybrooke2087
      @ashleybrooke2087 ปีที่แล้ว

      This man has superpowers that cause even old arcade games to drop his inputs

  • @BIGGBAGA
    @BIGGBAGA ปีที่แล้ว +32

    luckily for dave , he has budget of $5000 per month for business expenses.

    • @egghgfe6116
      @egghgfe6116 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Uhh that goes to bills and hogan-pulls morahn *snort*

    • @carlospitteri3146
      @carlospitteri3146 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ppl always ask how he spends so much on business expenses. What mahrahns detractors don't realize is the cost to keep all the electronics on his house on and ready to game at all times.

    • @2old2steak
      @2old2steak ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@carlospitteri3146 He's going to BEAST at WIIU now that his consoles been warming up for 10 years and finally wont drop his inputs. Trolls going to be punching air real soon.

    • @CynnamonSpyder
      @CynnamonSpyder ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I'm 100% sure he included his mortgage and all utilities as "business expenses"

    • @ryanloescher6234
      @ryanloescher6234 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ​@@CynnamonSpyderthis. I'd genuinely love to know how this man hasn't been audited yet. Anyone with any sort of affiliation with the IRS would easily see a lot isn't adding up here.

  • @simplelife88393
    @simplelife88393 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    Manipulating viewers to donate for a $3k PC to account for non-existent input lag all because he couldnt accept he's old and getting clapped in master rank. His shamelessness is truly boundless

    • @CarlBriggs861
      @CarlBriggs861 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      And the PC will blow up after a year in that dusty, dirty ‘office’.
      He can’t even look after his consoles properly. PC’s are way more susceptible to dust and dirt because of all the ventilation. They actually need proper care.

    • @MrAskmannen
      @MrAskmannen ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ​@@CarlBriggs861that mfer will blow bubbles and destroy it

    • @Alxmir23
      @Alxmir23 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      i remember when he said he needed that expensive fightstick to be better. we got the most insane rage from him using it

    • @rsonic510
      @rsonic510 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@CarlBriggs861 Not really. PCs are hardy, can underclock and undervolt. You'd need to use the machine in a construction site to break in a year like that.

    • @6lu5ky86
      @6lu5ky86 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@CarlBriggs861 His consoles are probably filled with cat hair.

  • @goonbridge
    @goonbridge ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "everyone wants to point the finger at everything else instead of the actual problem" 🤣

  • @unbearifiedbear1885
    @unbearifiedbear1885 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    My god, I can't believe Jasper is so unreasonable. Phil was completely open and honest with him about not wanting him to chew the wire

  • @hanzumautist4945
    @hanzumautist4945 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I’d like to say I’m surprised he didn’t learn his lesson from the joystick incident, but then I remember that DSP never learns anything ever.

  • @bjmar13
    @bjmar13 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    6:45 he's SOOOOOO close to self awareness, and it slips away again.

  • @Violent_Mitch
    @Violent_Mitch ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Someone in a previous video said there was a pc arc incoming where he begs for a PC. That dude was absolutely right.

  • @kalleklovvn9262
    @kalleklovvn9262 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    i bet his internet provider will be the reason his losing when he gets the new pc

    • @apa123APA
      @apa123APA ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Then the problem will be that the other PC players have even better PCs. They can have more frames than him, their graphic cards are faster, their cooling fans spin faster! It's unfair! Nothing he could do!

    • @tlingitsoldier
      @tlingitsoldier ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Nah, it can't be his internet. He has a BUSINESS line!

    • @oldschooldogy316
      @oldschooldogy316 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      His internet service provider will throttle his speed because they are detractors.

    • @sswpp8908
      @sswpp8908 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He already blamed his internet might have been an issue in that it was TOO good so the game was somehow punishing him.

    • @Diyomaro
      @Diyomaro ปีที่แล้ว

      All the parts for the PC will be purposely messed up because the world wants to keep DSP down.
      The world is not ready for DSP: Capcom Cup champion and EVO champ.

  • @isyf578
    @isyf578 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    He made up a scenario in his head and then proceeded to go on an angry rant as if it was reality.

    • @Tuck752
      @Tuck752 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Average Twitter user.

  • @DavidD570
    @DavidD570 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    He can get a 10K top of the line PC.. and he will still rage and fail. Also jasper needs blood work that phil cant aford.

  • @burritoman2k
    @burritoman2k ปีที่แล้ว +38

    I have a sneaking suspicion that the dropped moves and combos would still happen for Phil on pc... after all, capcom deliberately makes sure he gets the only broken copies of sf6

    • @shushshush7137
      @shushshush7137 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He's the only person who is getting destroyed in the same game no matter the platform

    • @BooktownBoy
      @BooktownBoy ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It's a kahnspiracy dood.

    • @airiakizuki5592
      @airiakizuki5592 ปีที่แล้ว

      well considering that isnt the actual problem you are 100% correct

  • @hydraman007
    @hydraman007 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Man if it weren’t for the input lag and lucky opponents, DSP would be the best street fighter player of all time.

  • @heftyclam6219
    @heftyclam6219 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    So apparently having a high end gaming pc gives you ultra instinct

  • @TwoHourWoman
    @TwoHourWoman ปีที่แล้ว +10

    We all know what would happen, Phil wouldn't set it up right and he'd send it back saying it's faulty like everything else that he breaks.

    • @97Crazysteve
      @97Crazysteve ปีที่แล้ว

      He's going to put two RAM sticks in it, and they'll be right next to each other.

  • @pedrobrazon6610
    @pedrobrazon6610 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Please god, let DSP buy that 3k PC so he can buy SF6 FOR A THIRD TIME 😂

  • @johnvalentine5993
    @johnvalentine5993 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I'm pretty sure everyone is getting Street Fighter 6 on PC for the Mods 😈

  • @Lorexbg
    @Lorexbg ปีที่แล้ว +19

    This is pure lolcow moment .Is never his fault.

  • @clevvafella
    @clevvafella ปีที่แล้ว +1

    6:45 i really thought it was gonna happen, a single shred of self awareness shining through after an eternity of darkness, but nope

  • @toddhermit
    @toddhermit ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Phil, you need that new PC. You really do.

  • @oldschooldogy316
    @oldschooldogy316 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    This guy is impulsive as hell. First he needed a $300 arcade controller to play Street Fighter 6 and he had to buy Street Fighter 6 on his PlayStation 5 even though he already had it on his Xbox Series X. Now he thinks he needs a $3,000 gaming PC and even though he said he doesn't have the money I would not be surprised if he purchases a $3,000 gaming rig so he can guilt trip the dents and say he bought the $3,000 laptop because that's what they wanted so now they have to show him more support and make more contributions.

    • @ryanloescher6234
      @ryanloescher6234 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah, most cocaine addicts are like that. Weird how Phil has been having his nasal drip a lot less lately since mentioning his unmentionable problem. Just speculation on my part here, but I imagine Khet is already moving forward with the divorce and plans on exposing Phil and his e-beggary and what his expenses actually go towards. He needs some footage to be able to point to for his 6 fans and say "see? What are they talking about? I don't have the coke drip in literally all of my videos!" It's also important to note there was what, 4 hours of the Sidescrollers interview and no snorting at all? Almost like he didn't want to be high for something he deemed important. He probably thought they were going to accuse him of having a drug addiction and like I said earlier, he was planning on saying "I haven't snorted once, dood!" Just my theory 🤷‍♂️

    • @renemejias1842
      @renemejias1842 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ​@@ryanloescher6234dam lol you really going in hard on that theory. Anything is possible with Phil. He really does sound like a crackhead in this shit lol.

    • @V2ULTRAKill
      @V2ULTRAKill ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@ryanloescher6234you see that WOULD make sense if the bank leaks didnt happen and we knew his wwec account
      We KNOW his money goes to gacha gambling and booze

    • @ryanloescher6234
      @ryanloescher6234 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@V2ULTRAKill i don't think coke purchases are going to show up in bank records to be fair, but yeah Phil and his addictive personality that he displays to the world is definitely also spending his money boozing and pulling. Im not denying that at all. Did Phil's bank leaks genuinely account for every single penny he spends vs. what he earns? Just curious, I didn't get too far down that particular rabbit hole- I only check on the Phil insanity from time to time. I remember that happening but I don't personally have much knowledge on it.

    • @vulgardisplayofpink5668
      @vulgardisplayofpink5668 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@ryanloescher6234His symptoms lean more towards gambling addiction.

  • @ptrd4111
    @ptrd4111 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    6:46 only DSP could say this while whining that PC players get an unfair advantage

  • @KingEaglez29
    @KingEaglez29 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Jasper confirmed detractor.

  • @aeroosprey
    @aeroosprey ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Ah yes, surely this will make him super good at fighting games. Just like that $300 fighting stick he begged for.

  • @daxter1376
    @daxter1376 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Dsp would be a gold medal Olympiad in mental gymnastics lmao

  • @orly9246
    @orly9246 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    He’s a variety streamer, he’s always said he doesn’t play street fighter competitively anymore, so why does he care, just play the game on console, beg your dents for money as usual, and then play WWE champions.

    • @apa123APA
      @apa123APA ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dude even starts this rant by whining how online isn't that serious, and some nutjobs are buying gaming PCs because they gotta win in meaningless online that badly doob. All while he's here whining he needs a PC because he's losing online. This is all just dumb excuses to avoid Master rank and satiate his bruised ego.

    • @Run187
      @Run187 ปีที่แล้ว

      Least he's not like ltg, sat there at 3 in morning in clips I watch, bragging about the women he can have, yeah, delorean spare room than in the hell are you sat there nightly by yourself ? ..

    • @CynnamonSpyder
      @CynnamonSpyder ปีที่แล้ว +2

      this is his midlife crisis, trying to relive the glory days

  • @konnen7354
    @konnen7354 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Im just here silently waiting for Jasper to grow working thumbs so it can learn how to use a gun and....well you know the rest.

    • @Vandalier74
      @Vandalier74 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hopefully it happens on stream. 🤣

  • @penguinsmovies
    @penguinsmovies ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Let's theoretically say he spends all that money and gets all that stuff How much you wanna bet his next excuse will be " They're cheating because they're using lag switches" COME ON SNORT

    • @tylerlackey1175
      @tylerlackey1175 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "They've modded the game to remove start up frames from their attacks!"

    • @V2ULTRAKill
      @V2ULTRAKill ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@tylerlackey1175phil doesnt know what startup frames are
      Mf still to this day thinks like the 1991 arcade folks who thought priority was a thing and it wasnt just people getting hit in startup frames

    • @lydellb
      @lydellb ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@V2ULTRAKillhe constantly talks about "high priority moves." Frame data is lost on him.

    • @V2ULTRAKill
      @V2ULTRAKill ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@lydellb sf6 has ONE instance of priority
      Strike beats throw if both sre on active frames

  • @SuperEmcg
    @SuperEmcg ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Literally admitted to no research or anything on the topic. One dent said it in passing on his stream and he just latched onto the idea and even though only 2 days ago admitting that hes too slow and that the issue is him now that he has a new reason to clutch onto hes bsck to blaming everything but him

  • @CloakofAuron
    @CloakofAuron ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Phil can't accept that his reaction time is lacking compared to other players online, be it due to age/lifestyle/mental acuity/any combo of the former three. It *has* to be an exploit, it HAS to be something his opponents are doing that gives them an edge over Phil. It's always someone else's fault that Phil can't succeed; this is the mindset of a narcissitic sociopath.

    • @mobmama
      @mobmama ปีที่แล้ว

      Exactly so.

  • @MrRubyElf
    @MrRubyElf ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Part of me wants the dents to be dumb enough to donate the 3k for a new PC so Phil can dispense more excuses, but then the other part of me hopes they don't fall for the same scam as before

  • @matsis01
    @matsis01 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    2:14 "i'm not saying they're unfair advantages"
    goes on to call the advantages unfair half a dozen times: 3:26, 3:29, 3:42, 4:33, 5:49

  • @SomeHomesickAlien
    @SomeHomesickAlien ปีที่แล้ว +3

    8:31 That's such an insane thing to say that A.K.I ruined his life for that week 💀

  • @djjohnson9389
    @djjohnson9389 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I wonder when his “special event” for a new pc is going to happen.

  • @Aging_Casually_Late_Gamer
    @Aging_Casually_Late_Gamer ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Not even a year ago he was saying he needed a 2k pc.
    Now its 3k? He really thinks we dont notice his tricks like this.

    • @SiegeBallista
      @SiegeBallista ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Inflation is really getting out of control!

  • @unforgivn81
    @unforgivn81 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I have a $1500 PC that I built 5 years ago, and SF6 runs great. You could build a PC for that game (and tons of other things) for $1000.

    • @BigFatRed
      @BigFatRed ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That was the first thing I did when I heard him pull 2000-3000 dollars outta his rear. Didnt sound right at all. Looked up the minimum and recommended* specs for the game and went to PC parts picker to find the minimum requirement pc to be 1000 bucks and the recommended spec pc to be 1500 and I didn't even pick the cheapest parts.

    • @barrelrolltoday6051
      @barrelrolltoday6051 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@BigFatRedhe just wants the extra $1500 to blow on champions and door dash.

    • @DoritosBurger
      @DoritosBurger ปีที่แล้ว

      He thinks the only way to run a game is uncapped 100+ fps lol. You don’t need the best hardware you can get a good pc for around 1000 bucks.

  • @zeedude8026
    @zeedude8026 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    What a clown. He really is out of touch with how insanely bad the pc market is right now if he thinks people are going to easily donate him a competent gaming pc 😂😂😂

  • @PeopleRTellingme
    @PeopleRTellingme ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That “You’re gonna listen to your father” line definitely snuck out. He did not mean to say that so naturally on camera, but he did because it’s how he naturally speaks to the cat. He tried to cover his ass with that fake laugh, but it was obvious that he meant that sincerely. The whole Jasper is my son and family bit is no act, this dude needs to be committed.

  • @BrandRedacted
    @BrandRedacted ปีที่แล้ว

    He showed even worse self-awareness at the 6:45 mark than I thought possible even for him

  • @RedBerylFTW
    @RedBerylFTW ปีที่แล้ว +3

    An RTX 3090 14900k with optane wouldn't fix his reflex jumping into corners.

  • @dogmadude1399
    @dogmadude1399 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I miss the tasty banana intro tbh lol

  • @trodat07
    @trodat07 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    DSP heavy beg season is no joke.

  • @ViperNakajima
    @ViperNakajima ปีที่แล้ว

    The time it took for him to go "I did nothing wrong, the game is bad" to "It's my fault, i'm getting old, i can't react as fast anymore" back to "It's the game's fault" has literally been like 2 days. At MOST

  • @SaiyanofLegend1993
    @SaiyanofLegend1993 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "There's gotta be a reason why every pro player is playing this on PC." Might have something to do with Playstation marking up their subscription prices. Or just the fact that PC doesn't require a paid subscription for basic online play in general.

  • @nunocoelho7065
    @nunocoelho7065 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    What he defines as insanity It's called practice. Also, no company will give "unfair" advantages for a platform, especially Capcom who notoriously patched an exploit that allowed a modder to improve SFV bad netcode on PC in order to avoid said advantage over PS4.

  • @MsGhoulz
    @MsGhoulz ปีที่แล้ว

    And his dents won't even blink at the idea that he flushed $300 down to toilet over a game pad.

  • @VaruKozuka
    @VaruKozuka ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Paranoia + Narcissism = DSP

  • @zekeiwa5837
    @zekeiwa5837 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Amazing how his begging for a PC ended on SF6. Truly a roundabout begging.
    Also, 3k for a PC that will run Windows 8 without updates seems overkill

  • @DeliriumTrigger2
    @DeliriumTrigger2 ปีที่แล้ว

    honestly, the beginning part in which Phil is scolding his cat Jasper for biting wires is the most relatable thing ive ever seen from him

  • @juanwarez3444
    @juanwarez3444 ปีที่แล้ว

    I've been looking forward to the 3000 dollar prebuilt from amazon arc for so long

  • @Padlock_Steve
    @Padlock_Steve ปีที่แล้ว

    clearly he wasn't paying attention to the rollback netcode video

  • @lydellb
    @lydellb ปีที่แล้ว

    Its impressive how hes always talking out of his ass. Its a talent that i wouldnt want to replicate, but i find intriguing.

  • @philipblaise5166
    @philipblaise5166 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    So when he gets this pc and still gets destroyed i wonder what hes excuse will be 😂

    • @EritSanguine
      @EritSanguine ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They have a better monidor than me dooooood!!! The opponent is hacking my game snort 😂

    • @riven4121
      @riven4121 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Their PC is faster
      Or the 40-60ms ping
      or his drahped inputs

    • @toddhermit
      @toddhermit ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@EritSanguine A low-response monitor is actually a valid reason. Which is why the dents need to STEP UP and buy Phil a PC and a 4k OLED monitor.

    • @EritSanguine
      @EritSanguine ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@toddhermit 4K? 🤣🤣 He needs at least a 16K monitor so his dents need to go into the future to find him a monitor that will level the playing field 😂

  • @WestonEvans
    @WestonEvans ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Bro he’s never playing offline again. Stahp it with the nahnsense. Turn off cross platform in settings regard

  • @Movie_Games
    @Movie_Games ปีที่แล้ว +1

    If there's any advantage it's because people are using 0.3ms input lag monitors on PC and he's using an old TV. All he needs to do is get the fastest 120hz monitor he can find and hook his PS5 to it.

    • @DisheveledHuman
      @DisheveledHuman ปีที่แล้ว

      In game matches are capped at 60fps.

    • @Movie_Games
      @Movie_Games ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@DisheveledHuman I know, but the PS5 supports 120hz. It's just gravy on top of the important stat, latency. Does it help latency if the game is capped at 60? Maybe, maybe not, but it certainly doesn't hurt.

  • @TheeLiteClub-
    @TheeLiteClub- ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1) "People have been finding way to get advantages on PC 2:16 I'M NOT SAYING THEY'RE UNFAIR ADVANTAGES..."
    2) "People have been finding ways how to get the upper hand. Let's get 4:33 EVERY UNFAIR, UPPER-HAND, ADVANTAGES..."
    Jesus H. Tap-dancing Christ!!!!!!!!

  • @althero
    @althero ปีที่แล้ว +2

    7:58 I’m glad DSP will have a reason to complain if he ever plays offline again

  • @coreym8145
    @coreym8145 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    DSP always at a disadvantage even back in the day at the arcades! haha. what will his excuse be once he gets the gaming pc?

  • @naclynerickii
    @naclynerickii ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I swear he's abusive to his cat. Doesn't feed Jasper or takes it to a vet. Only cares about himself.

  • @dangilbertson592
    @dangilbertson592 ปีที่แล้ว

    Anyone know if some kind of WWE Champions event is coming up?

  • @AdriftForWeeks
    @AdriftForWeeks ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Bro could have a 3k pc within a week with all of his wheelchair money. If only he didn't spend it all on sweaty men jpgs.

  • @WestonEvans
    @WestonEvans ปีที่แล้ว

    It’s not capcom defense force it’s going into your tv settings and making sure it’s up to snuff instead of writing it off entirely without even trying to mess with it

  • @thewhiteside124
    @thewhiteside124 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Sure, I’d love a three thousand dollar guitar but it’s not going to make me any better of a player haha.

  • @Exmachinagamma
    @Exmachinagamma ปีที่แล้ว

    When did he get a Sony tv? Thought it was a TCL

  • @DisheveledHuman
    @DisheveledHuman ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Streamers prefer to play on PC because they invested in a PC to stream on so they do not have to mess around with capture cards...

  • @AstroBimpson
    @AstroBimpson ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Jasper better watch out or phils going to declaw his back paws as well.

  • @ghostsamongus3370
    @ghostsamongus3370 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    What happens when his dents get him one and he's still bad? 😂we all know he will get one like always, it's sickening

    • @DarkPatro56
      @DarkPatro56 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's not a matter of what if but it's going to be exactly that. Who to blame? Maybe the controller but probably ISP will be underfire this time...

  • @wideawakeanimal1
    @wideawakeanimal1 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The tournament standard is console still. The input lag difference between ps5 and PC for SF6 is miniscule, step your skills up Phil.

    • @apa123APA
      @apa123APA ปีที่แล้ว

      And couple frames at best of input lag means nothing when he can't react to drive impact to begin with. If he wasn't such a mashing pattern player running on autopilot, maybe he could watch for things like that and be ready. His combos aren't dropping due to input delay either, the timing isn't any different, and even if it were, it's still just muscle memory so all he needs to do is go to training for a minute to hammer it down. Modern SF has mad lenient combos, it's really not that hard.

    • @V2ULTRAKill
      @V2ULTRAKill ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@apa123APAif it was a couple of frames phil would have an argument
      Its less than a single frame

    • @apa123APA
      @apa123APA ปีที่แล้ว

      @@V2ULTRAKill 60fps games couple frames means nothing. Human reactions are like 15f IF you're expecting it, and this is assuming those 15f are visually something you can distinguish from rest of the movement, like a lot of forward dashes in SFV were 15f and most of that was no different from them just standing still or walking forward. DSP acts like he can react to 3f startup jabs and whatnot. He legit was rambling one stream how pro players can tech throws on reaction when they start up. Like, no. We still to this day watch grand final matches end in one guy getting throw looped to death in corner because it's meant to be unreactable.

    • @V2ULTRAKill
      @V2ULTRAKill ปีที่แล้ว

      @@apa123APA you realize that even one full frame of input lag can turn something thats barely reactable into something unreactable? In a game of frames, one frame is a lot

    • @apa123APA
      @apa123APA ปีที่แล้ว

      @@V2ULTRAKill One frame in a 60fps game doesn't mean much, especially when we're talking a potato like DSP who can't react to jack all to begin with. Everyone deals with the same amount of delay anyway, so it hardly matters, if it's stupid fast af forward advancing move that's basically unreactable, it's so by design. If Guile chucks an EX boom from midscreen, it's fast af and I should've been taking babysteps blocking so I wouldn't eat it with my face if he does it, because from that range it's going to come out so fast I can't reasonably react to it and I should be anticipating it. One frame doesn't exactly matter there. DSP acts like it does.

  • @kippcharles3181
    @kippcharles3181 ปีที่แล้ว

    I can't wait to hear, "this mod I installed made me drop my combo. The detractors hacked my rgb fans. There's nothing I can do!!"

  • @ashleybrooke2087
    @ashleybrooke2087 ปีที่แล้ว

    His hardware is probably outdated but he's actually referring to his body.

  • @orange-dog9504
    @orange-dog9504 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    What will the new excuse be after he gets the PC though?

    • @ninjafrog6966
      @ninjafrog6966 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      his internet provider

    • @EritSanguine
      @EritSanguine ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@ninjafrog6966 dont forget jasper

  • @NaoGaiz
    @NaoGaiz ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I can't wait for him to successfully beg the new PC from his fans only for it to not help his gameplay at all. Then what would the next excuse be?

  • @Kaahthulu
    @Kaahthulu ปีที่แล้ว

    3:01 He guarantees it but tells you to do the research into while he hasn’t researched it himself and just coping

  • @Technature7567
    @Technature7567 ปีที่แล้ว

    "It's not any of the bullshit you can make up."
    Of course Phil, it's the bullshit YOU can make up. My mistake.

  • @olliski2802
    @olliski2802 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    He makes around 5k a month and he can’t afford a pc or a kid. Wonder why.

  • @AntLeonardi01
    @AntLeonardi01 ปีที่แล้ว

    “I’m playing at master rank and can’t land a basic 3 hit combo” lol yes Phil, that’s what happens when you cheese your way to the top with Blanka Lily and Honda

  • @DoritosBurger
    @DoritosBurger ปีที่แล้ว

    Ah the new gaming pc arc is coming.

  • @pipehelix5776
    @pipehelix5776 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hes just so good that he knows people ONLY have 3k pcs to beat him in sf6, those 8ms are so noticable that it ain't people that are really good, those 0.008 seconds of input lag made them DI back, it's so unfair!

  • @TheSeraphim17
    @TheSeraphim17 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Professional gamer thinks your operating system is going to increase your mechanical capacity. I hope for his sake Capcom patch this Windows10 advantage. . .

  • @charliecrackmon
    @charliecrackmon ปีที่แล้ว

    Can we fund this on the proviso that when he keeps losing he has to give the PC back

  • @Aeis_Kalt
    @Aeis_Kalt ปีที่แล้ว

    "I'm not gonna call it cheating, because Capcom allows it, so Capcom is cheating." You would think his salt mine would have run dry over a decade ago..

  • @PATRIOTxx3
    @PATRIOTxx3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I think this isn't a beg but he FINALLY has his go-to excuse/cope that irrefutable in his mind

  • @marley8318
    @marley8318 ปีที่แล้ว

    the tv he perfect parries everything on?