DSP tries it: Being a PC expert! A tale of two bugged computers and bugged PC games!

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  • How about 1100 likes/comments for a brand new DSP tries it? In this video we'll be exploring Phil's attempt at PC gaming.
    This is a video that I've wanted to make for a while when it comes to DSP. DarksydePhil automatically goes into caveman mode as soon as he stumbles upon any interface he's not familiar with. It's actually quite fascinating to see DSPgaming struggle in a menu and then he'll immediately blame everything but himself. So Phil first had a PC that kept crashing when he tried to do "video editing" which apparently pushes the system to the limit. Then he sent Chris and Teo some money and they built him a PC which apparently had a ton of issues. Then 3 years later he went with professionals and bough the famous 3K lemon. In this video you'll get to see both PCs in action. Hope you guys enjoy my latest DSP tries it!
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    DSP tries it: Being a PC expert! A tale of two bugged computers and bugged PC games!
    DSP tries it: Being a PC expert! A tale of two bugged computers and bugged PC games!
    DSP tries it: Being a PC expert! A tale of two bugged computers and bugged PC games!
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  • @Alxmir23
    @Alxmir23 6 ปีที่แล้ว +832

    for 3k and brains,you could easily get a true beast of a pc

    • @alexanderpape7024
      @alexanderpape7024 6 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Yeah. That's a nice CPU, 16GB Ram and 3 1080tis right there. Of course, Phil doesn't know that because he is a fucking idiot

    • @DustyCruz
      @DustyCruz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      I spent about $1200 building my own this year. Turned out pretty good for my first time building one.

    • @TheDonkeyFLOPPER
      @TheDonkeyFLOPPER 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Alxmir23 I spent under 2k and it was only more expensive because I wanted to fill it with rgb lighting lololol

    • @DustyCruz
      @DustyCruz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Ooooh snap dat shit must light up like a christmas festival. I didn't care for that lol just got a black case with a mountain of USB ports on it.

    • @TheDyingScotsman
      @TheDyingScotsman 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      3k? Dude, I could build 2 beast PCs for that much

  • @euric869
    @euric869 6 ปีที่แล้ว +510

    To be fair I'm not a tech guy... Only difference is that I don't brag about knowing something I barely understand.

    • @Kulbinator
      @Kulbinator 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      OMG A WHITE MALE !!! XD

    • @barney993
      @barney993 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      "I used to build pc for a hobby" still don't know how to change ingame setting.

    • @MarvelousPhilly
      @MarvelousPhilly 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Squash Face If that's the case, then you're on the right track. You most likely don't try showing off and bragging, and you're most likely not a liar.

    • @miciso666
      @miciso666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@barney993 building a car.
      and driving a car. or even tuning a car.
      different things.
      sure u can build a pc. but knowing the programs is different.

    • @mooganify
      @mooganify 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      “Stop giving fucking advice you know nothing about” lmao

  • @JesusChrist-bd7ur
    @JesusChrist-bd7ur 6 ปีที่แล้ว +194

    "This game looks choppy, it might be because the frame rate is so high" fucking lol

    • @ezzahhh
      @ezzahhh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      It's a known fact that you also get a ton of pawp in when playing over 30 fps

    • @ASFmusic
      @ASFmusic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Phil tryin to go above 60 fps on a 60hz screen

    • @themrsauce
      @themrsauce 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I had to pause and replay that bit so many times. This guy is so unbelievably stupid it's astounding

  • @alexanderpape7024
    @alexanderpape7024 6 ปีที่แล้ว +458

    To be fair, he did have a point on the TF2 options menu. How is anyone supposed to know that "Model detail" affects the model detail or that "texture detail" affects the texture detail.

    • @ryansample6016
      @ryansample6016 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      You forgot the /s

    • @kacoh.9111
      @kacoh.9111 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      @@ryansample6016 he forgot the what? and why is your comment sarcastic

    • @nataliakruschev5078
      @nataliakruschev5078 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      kek

    • @megakarlachofficial
      @megakarlachofficial 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This guy is probably a 90s gamers (as seen that he played UT99 and Quake) which would explains why he doesn't know about Anti-aliasing and most stuff at the time.

  • @alexanderpape7024
    @alexanderpape7024 6 ปีที่แล้ว +356

    "I need that for video editing"
    That's the funniest thing in the entire video

    • @SomaJuliusCruz
      @SomaJuliusCruz  6 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      I'm still waiting for Phil to edit one of his playthroughs. It's never going to happen though. His views could fall to 100 per video and he won't do it. It's all about that record,stop and upload!

    • @f45411
      @f45411 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      im honestly surprised he could even figure out how to record and upload videos at all

    • @howaboutsomesoyfood
      @howaboutsomesoyfood 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      also needs it to check his email, quite demanding it is.

    • @Whiteboykun
      @Whiteboykun 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      DSP then: 'i need that for video editing'
      DSP in june, 2018: 'editing videos and cutting out the bad stuff/downtime is easy. doing raw unscripted unedited video game footage like me is way more difficult and takes way more work'

    • @formulajuan5762
      @formulajuan5762 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Wrong, the funniest thing in the video is where he says "I'm not an idiot", right before he says 50fps is too high and the cause of the inconsistent frame pacing, and that he's sure there's a menu option to reduce "jitter" (even though his knowledge is so lacking that a selection of antialiasing options confused him so much he just turned it all off lol).

  • @Daedalus89
    @Daedalus89 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    "This is how you DO ship a PC!" - Gets instantly karma'd on unboxing it, solid gold. Haha.

    • @Usagi1992
      @Usagi1992 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yep! He *NEVER* misses an opportunity to shit on people for bad things that have happened in the past, even several YEARS ago, even if they're only trying to help him.~

    • @challengerjakku1943
      @challengerjakku1943 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That part gets me everytime 😂

  • @corrion1
    @corrion1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +208

    I like how all of his PC's were damaged during "shipping"

    • @djimma5080
      @djimma5080 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @Daniel C. Bush we all know it's him being a ham fisted oaf that damages everything he touches

    • @mooganify
      @mooganify 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Damaged during opening

    • @davemarsh7085
      @davemarsh7085 ปีที่แล้ว

      HOW DID THAT HAPPEN!?

    • @gex581990
      @gex581990 ปีที่แล้ว

      We’ve all heard those pig hooves against his controller so no surprise here if he dumbass smashed that shit being a clumsy asshole

  • @apa123APA
    @apa123APA 6 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    And then we jumpcut to him having pointed a camcorder at his monitor. While he has fraps open on his desktop.
    EIGHT YEAR LEGACY OF TH-cam.

    • @alexanderpape7024
      @alexanderpape7024 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      THIS IS WHAT FAILURE LOOKS LIKE

    • @MariaIsabellaZNN
      @MariaIsabellaZNN 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      This could only have been more stupid if he was also recording with fraps while he recorded with his camera...

    • @apa123APA
      @apa123APA 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Somehow with bandicam watermark on top of the camcorder footage.

    • @TheDyingScotsman
      @TheDyingScotsman 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      FRAPS has been obsolete for years though, even that wouldn't have helped him.

    • @apa123APA
      @apa123APA 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Think the video might be really old, since this was his ready-made computer and the guys who put it together threw fraps in there for him. It still baffles me that he has a program open right there that can record his desktop or whatever he's playing, but instead he goes through the busywork of focusing a camera on his monitor, then moving that footage over to his computer to upload it. He actually does EXTRA WORK just so he doesn't have to spend the 30seconds it takes to figure out what button to press to start recording. And then it results in shit quality video because it's a camcorder.
      I mean I can understand if capturing footage from a console is busywork so some goof uses a camcorder, but this is a fucking PC. It's not that hard. And again, it's even dumber since the program is open right infront of him and he doesn't use it. It's like you're holding a can opener in yout hand, but you start clawing the can open with your fingernails.

  • @RemTV
    @RemTV 6 ปีที่แล้ว +218

    how much you wanna bet he plugged in his monitor to his motherboard and not his graphics card

    • @JimmyTurner
      @JimmyTurner 6 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      JB when I got my new computer a few months ago it had 3 hdmi plugs in back. I plugged into wrong one, realized my mistake plugged into right one. Took about 10 seconds to figure out. This fucker throws his away.

    • @SalimOfShadow
      @SalimOfShadow 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Probably using some on video chip

    • @SpookyEggs
      @SpookyEggs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      JB oof my friend built my computer and when I unplugged it to clean it I accidentally did that and I had no idea why it was acting up. Highkey embarrassing when my friend started laughing at me

    • @SalimOfShadow
      @SalimOfShadow 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@SpookyEggs Yea thanks for reposting another person's comment from down below

    • @SpookyEggs
      @SpookyEggs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      SalimOfShadow uh no, that happened. Sorry if my story was like someone else's.

  • @Jenovaslegacy
    @Jenovaslegacy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    DSP fries it

  • @adumbedgyname7158
    @adumbedgyname7158 5 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    The amount of ungratefulness he shows when his fan/s actually *bought* him a computer makes him so hateable. Nevermind the countless other things that make him hateable.

  • @Diskhate
    @Diskhate 6 ปีที่แล้ว +286

    "I Used to build gaming PCs!!!"
    "...i have no idea what antialiasing is"
    i have a hard time making the two statements coincide

    • @even1313
      @even1313 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@alanchung6843 But he also says he had a lan set up at his moms house to play Unreal Tournament. You can't set up a lan and at least not know the basics of what graphic settings do in a pc game. Especially when the entire purpose of the lan is *to* play pc games.

    • @chadthundercock2069
      @chadthundercock2069 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Antialiasing? Never heard of it dood. Stop making shit up, nevermind I'll just block you!

    • @missivory_missraine
      @missivory_missraine 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@even1313 Was AA even in back in the 90s?

    • @VGamingJunkie
      @VGamingJunkie 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      He spends the entire time whining that PC gaming isn't as convenient as consoles.

    • @cl1cka
      @cl1cka 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      THere was no anti-aliasing during Unreal.....

  • @fjardim14
    @fjardim14 6 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    I'm no gaming expert, but it's clear why DSP hates PC-gaming: it requires more than zero effort.

  • @punkvspod
    @punkvspod 6 ปีที่แล้ว +338

    Wow Phil you're a real class act, calling the two guys that build your pc and even went out of their way to give you free games "amateurs" >.>

    • @SomaJuliusCruz
      @SomaJuliusCruz  6 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      He didn't even thank them for the free games...

    • @punkvspod
      @punkvspod 6 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Knowing Phil it wouldn't surprise me.

    • @comradet0m
      @comradet0m 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Best part was when he went to use Team Fortress 2 to test out his PC for his audience (and failed) when they'd given him Crysis. I mean, what the hell?! XD

    • @topndope4455
      @topndope4455 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      That's what you get when you're doing stuff for people that don't give a fuck about you. I'm amazed by the amount of die-hard fans this pillock actually has. People defend him, watch him and pay him on a regular basis. How blind should you be to do this?

  • @ZenoDovahkiin
    @ZenoDovahkiin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +233

    >Task Manager shows no GPU
    Hm. *_HMMMM._*

    • @armando1is1great
      @armando1is1great 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Gpu monitoring was not a feature in task manager until later.

    • @klutzspecter3470
      @klutzspecter3470 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      armando1is1great I sure do love they added. Unless windows somehow doesn’t recognize my drives.

    • @CODA96
      @CODA96 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@klutzspecter3470 Im still sure Phil just plugged the monitor cable into his mainboard, drawing the shitty integrated graphics of his i7, instead of his GPU.
      That explains the ''choppyness''. He is a hobby PC Builder but plugged the cable into the wrong header :D

    • @VGamingJunkie
      @VGamingJunkie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's almost as if there's a reason that games after Quake 1 started more and more using dedicated video cards. As if expecting the CPU to do literally everything is a little bit unreasonable.

    • @megakarlachofficial
      @megakarlachofficial ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@CODA96 Yep, but this wasnt the case back then with his 2011 PC, which he did it correctly, now it's 2023 and ofc, he's still using this PC but refuse to play games on his PC anymore, running Windows 8.1 that was out of support recently, and his capture card broke weeks ago and he likely have to get a new one, which also require Windows 10 and later which he also refuse to upgrade, complaining that it would brick his PC, but also he's even complained that he can't afford a new one because of money (yet again).

  • @lydellb
    @lydellb 6 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    In the early 90's I built pc's with a teacher in elementary school...doesn't mean I know everything or even most stuff about PC gaming.

    • @Unethical.Dodgson
      @Unethical.Dodgson 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      ^ This.
      You can recognize parts and where they slot but not necessarily what parts are fantastic for specific workloads.

  • @lydellb
    @lydellb 6 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    lol "I built gaming PC's and I know all about them."
    "Two of the USB's are blue, I don't know what the difference is between them."
    Nigga!!!

    • @RollingUgly69
      @RollingUgly69 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pres. Comacho 😂

    • @Rot_Soft
      @Rot_Soft 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Tbf he said early 2000's.
      USB 3.0 are newer than that.

  • @LilithsBabyDaddy
    @LilithsBabyDaddy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    Don't send me friend request but send me money

  • @ujustgotpwned2008
    @ujustgotpwned2008 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    "they offered to make me a computer, so I sent them some money" - I like how DSP tries to make it sound like it was a special thing they offered him because he's a TH-cam celebrity but actually all he's describing here is buying a custom-built computer.

  • @Snake22091
    @Snake22091 6 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    DSP is like the kid who claims these big, ridiculous things that no one believes.

  • @gastiresoil9758
    @gastiresoil9758 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Legit got an ad for gout medicine on Amazon in this video

  • @blackdragoncyrus
    @blackdragoncyrus 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I fucking love that he removes the foam and he's completely out of breath. He probably thinks that's a weeks worth of exercise. In his mind, when you go to the gym, there are only two activities; pulling foam, and carrying grocery bags.

    • @SSofIreland
      @SSofIreland 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I'm 5' 10", weigh about 260 pounds, and even I could take that stuff out without breaking a sweat. Does Phil subsist on an all-Cheeto diet or something?

  • @DrGreenThumbNZL
    @DrGreenThumbNZL 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    3k lemon PC was the some of the funniest shit to ever happen to him

  • @dat1niceguy304
    @dat1niceguy304 6 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    I love how he says that he built PCs and plays PC games back then yet he couldn't fucking understand how to crouch jump in Half-Life....

  • @sadketchupg
    @sadketchupg 6 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    lmao gotta love when he talks about knowing computers and doesnt even know the basics. he's reading the parts list and i 100% know he just thinks it's gibberish.

  • @hemingplay7551
    @hemingplay7551 6 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    5:19 I like how even with a brand new PC he still aims his camcorder at his monitor. You'd think somebody who attempts to make a living off of the content he produces would aim for quality video.

    • @SomaJuliusCruz
      @SomaJuliusCruz  6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Yeah that's kinda what I was thinking. He could have easily just used FRAPS to record everything directly from his PC but nah he's just going to point a camera at his TV. My favorite part is that there's a glare from an open window which he acknowledges but nah keep that window open. I've just never understood why he's always in such a rush when it comes to recording videos. Everything is always on the first try with him.

  • @TravisBroski
    @TravisBroski 6 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    I feel as if the $3000 PC turned out worse than the PC he got from his two fans.
    Speaking of, did any of those guys respond to Phil? Cause I'd be pissed if I was called out for having a 'shit PC' sent to an icon of mine.

    • @ItsRawdraft2
      @ItsRawdraft2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The PC was shit tho. It had parts that were outdated by 2012. Sorry for the necro, couldn't resist

  • @recoverymode
    @recoverymode 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    "WHAAAAT" Gets me everytime, this guy has less brains than scarecrow

  • @matttrey1644
    @matttrey1644 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    3:43 "Because this is my source of income, I'm going to claim this as a write-off for my taxes next year."
    Oh, but NOW he's saying that he doesn't own a business. If that were actually true, he could not write this computer off on his taxes. Someone's being audited.

    • @sligen
      @sligen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Not trying to defend DSP here but, you don't need to have a business to write stuff off for taxes. Self Employment allows it, which he is.

  • @Tony72495
    @Tony72495 6 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    As a computer science major and massive computer geek who's built 3 rigs in the past 3 years and upgraded 2 other computers since about 2009, this was physically painful for me to watch. Actually, physically painful.

    • @luisniebla5517
      @luisniebla5517 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Anthony Koeffler fucking comp sci weebs get out REEEEE

    • @GokaikillerTobi
      @GokaikillerTobi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@luisniebla5517 someone's a jabroni

    • @zarfb254
      @zarfb254 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Anthony Koeffler fuck off mate no one cares

  • @deletedwaffles
    @deletedwaffles 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "This is how you DO ship a PC!"
    Instant karma with the latch after taking it out of the box. Only DSP would something like that happen.

  • @jyustinkyu
    @jyustinkyu 6 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    "You have to have lots of patience to play pc games"
    I have no patience. That's why my games have virtually no loading time on my PC.

  • @Desi-qw9fc
    @Desi-qw9fc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I love how the TF2 server browser is actively not letting him in. It’s like PC gaming knows who he is and it’s like, “Nah, you stay there.”

    • @billybillbobjohnson6010
      @billybillbobjohnson6010 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It would have let him in if he clicked "join game" instead of just clicking everywhere.

    • @megakarlachofficial
      @megakarlachofficial ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@billybillbobjohnson6010 in reality, he actually have AVG installed, and he already figured it out its was the AVG Firewall blocking the game server, so he couldn't join it.

  • @henrynelson9301
    @henrynelson9301 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Still my favorite DSP video to this day

  • @TomekFM
    @TomekFM 6 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    The reason why Rage was so chawpy is that he set video stream encoding to CPU instead of GPU. This and only this. Btw Rage is poorly optimized so it's not really a good game to benchmark.

    • @daniel03almeida21
      @daniel03almeida21 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      To my understanding its also not a great idea to play a game,record and stream all from one machine, especially in high quality/resolution.

    • @dspgaming3818
      @dspgaming3818 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Dude stfu you dont know anything you weeb ahahahahahhaaaaaa

    • @TomekFM
      @TomekFM 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It's possible but you need two ssd drives and 2 GPUs

    • @TomekFM
      @TomekFM 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      And ofc more than 4 cores.

    • @solarstrike33
      @solarstrike33 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Rage is a decent game, just not optimized.
      The id5 Tweaker can fix that though

  • @Ironwind1972
    @Ironwind1972 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "Don't send me friends request" but he'll sure let you send him money.

  • @metalmugen
    @metalmugen 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    TAX FORESHADOWING

  • @Thebossstage1
    @Thebossstage1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    "I'm a PC expert. I used to build gaming PCs."
    Doesn't know what basic graphical settings do or how framerate works.

  • @LSBGaming1
    @LSBGaming1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Holy shit I just realized he had FRAPS installed and still decided to point a camera at his monitor??

    • @SomaJuliusCruz
      @SomaJuliusCruz  5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yeah that's Phil for ya! Not only that but my favorite part was when he tried to get some team fortress 2 matches going on and he simply couldn't do so the entire video was just him staring at the same menu for 10 minutes straight. Not only that but I noticed just now that if you look closely from 7:17 to 7:35 you can see him bobbing up and down like crazy in the background. Overall it's a shame that we don't get material like this anymore because of that good old stream chat.

    • @dorkasaurus_rex
      @dorkasaurus_rex 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SomaJuliusCruz what's the deal with the bobbing?

  • @James-mi5qt
    @James-mi5qt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This is how you DO ship a PC!

  • @baloo6910
    @baloo6910 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    This CPU is perfectly fine btw, wtf. Betting on tons of background bloatware preinstalled by the company that build it, power saving power plan, half of cores parked lol. What the hell is he even using to record this shit?

    • @zombone2012
      @zombone2012 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      legit hes recording with a camera up to the montior, but he has a dedicated recording software running in the background

  • @BIGGBAGA
    @BIGGBAGA 6 ปีที่แล้ว +173

    one of the most satisfying vids ever was hearing his voice when he first found out he couldnt run 1080p on his 3k cpu. I have a 6 year old cpu that can still run games today at max, mind you I upgraded my graphix card lol . Also cool to see my comment in the vid

    • @stateofdekay
      @stateofdekay 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Yeah but he was trying to stream with it at the same time in 1080p 60, encoding that video stream takes up additional cpu cycles unless you offload encoding to the gfx card which I doubt he did.

    • @Unethical.Dodgson
      @Unethical.Dodgson 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Offloading to the GPU is so simple that even a toddler could do it... but Phil is clearly too "street smaaaaaht" for that.

    • @SomaJuliusCruz
      @SomaJuliusCruz  6 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      I thought your comment was pretty good because you're right. He was talking about how the PC weighed 50 pounds yet Phil was able to bring it up the stairs even though he has a " bad back " which is pretty much his go to excuse for anything that requires him to do some sort of physical labor. And yes I love how defeated he sounds at 20:30.

    • @ccricers
      @ccricers 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      One of his fans told him to use Shadowplay to record, but Phil found it "too complicated". Also his 2nd PC had a six core CPU on a X79 beast mode motherboard as he calls it but runs it all on stock.

    • @pickleadaykeepsthedoctoraw5542
      @pickleadaykeepsthedoctoraw5542 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Generally it's better to offload to the CPU now especially that we have affordable, high thread count CPUs.

  • @CounterLife
    @CounterLife 6 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    He could've looked all that up before recording, instead he made himself look like an idiot.

    • @SomaJuliusCruz
      @SomaJuliusCruz  6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      One thing I've never understood about Phil is that sometimes he'll begin recording and a few minutes into the video he'll say or do something that a normal human being will edit out but Phil just keeps it going until the very end. He records everything in one try and there is zero preparation beforehand. I don't know if it's greed from his part or lazyness but it just screams amateur and unprofessional.

    • @CounterLife
      @CounterLife 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      He claims that it's part of his "raw, unedited content" style. That's a load of bullshit though.

    • @Manglet762
      @Manglet762 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The only thing he knows how to look up is where the best stuff is in a game, and women's skirts.

    • @bonclay7763
      @bonclay7763 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Counter Life bruh what's funny is that he has the editing softwares but never edited things at all 😂

    • @Crayolapup
      @Crayolapup 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Soma Julius Cruz No one understands Phil. He’s a complex genius.

  • @omegaprime1345
    @omegaprime1345 6 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Notice how he's on a carpet, with socks on, touching around in the PC.

    • @armando1is1great
      @armando1is1great 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Modern pc components have little issue with static. Even though he's dumb and doing it that way isn't recommended, it would take a monstrous amount of static to damage the components

    • @Jirudoggu
      @Jirudoggu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Linus would fucking kill himself if he saw this

    • @armando1is1great
      @armando1is1great 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Dimetime35c right well I've built dozens of machines on carpet. Never use a anti static wrist strap. Never had an issue with hardware failing due to static

    • @tavarusbenton5291
      @tavarusbenton5291 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@armando1is1great is it hard to build a pc and what programs did you use

    • @armando1is1great
      @armando1is1great 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@tavarusbenton5291 no it's not hard at all, there's a lot of tutorials. Programs for what?

  • @SixDeadMice
    @SixDeadMice 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Ok seriously? Google's AI is freaking me out, I just got an ad at the end of the video for "gout treatment". It's getting pretty scary how powerful it's learning algorithm is.

  • @DarkSingin
    @DarkSingin 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Shoulda done some research before spending 3k ... but I guess maybe he already knew since he used to build pcs as a hobby 🤔

  • @TheDonkeyFLOPPER
    @TheDonkeyFLOPPER 6 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Do the guys who built his first pc have a TH-cam channel or a video of them defending themselves from phils hate?

  • @roryb.bellows8617
    @roryb.bellows8617 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "Does Phil have an endless supply of money or what?"
    Yes, it's called BSV

  • @soada159
    @soada159 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Skip the cutscenes in an rpg boys, cause we all know story in an rpg doesn't matter.

  • @DarrenMc
    @DarrenMc 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Building a PC for gaming is nearly impossible to fail at nowadays. Modern motherboards clearly point out what goes where and sites like pcpartpicker let you gather, compare and order every part you need.
    The ONLY time I fucked up was when I ordered a skylake CPU without paying attention to the socket type and had to get a new motherboard to go with it, didn't even need to reformat.

  • @komodo380
    @komodo380 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Serves him right for taking a shit on the previous fellas who were doing their best to help him out.

  • @DivineLight661
    @DivineLight661 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    >built pcs for years casually
    >"i don't understand what these blue usbs are"
    o-ok jimmy, ok.
    >in the tf2 server browser
    >doesn't notice the join button
    >blames pcs
    >totally not a brainlet

  • @SomaJuliusCruz
    @SomaJuliusCruz  6 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    330 dislikes?

    • @infernoROBO
      @infernoROBO 6 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Probably DSP fanboys or people who think it's you.

    • @graamsantos4170
      @graamsantos4170 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      dsp bots XD

    • @34125867
      @34125867 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Factually wrong at some parts, thats why the dislikes. Like "say thanks for the free game", when he paid 3k like an idiot or how video rendering isn't a system intensive process. Just kills the mood when you're trying to have fun watching an idiot like DSP stumble through shit and then there's added commentary by the video editor who's making equal dumb commentary.

    • @TheStargatefan12
      @TheStargatefan12 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yea, I dunno where that came from. Rendering makes my processor scream in agony (or was it the graphics card? I can't remember right now)

    • @LBOOGIEDAMANN
      @LBOOGIEDAMANN 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      You're not supposed to hit thumbs down if you don't like DSP?

  • @chungman6167
    @chungman6167 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    He probably broke the 3k PC by taking out the foam lol.

  • @hentaiboy4876
    @hentaiboy4876 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    "i know nothing about adding friends." Phil is one of the most honest people on the internet guys!

  • @epichitmark811
    @epichitmark811 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This is still one of my favorite vids lol. He loves throwing money in the toilet lol.

  • @henrynelson9301
    @henrynelson9301 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I’m about to upgrade my PC so I’m watching this for motivation.

  • @Ch0l0404
    @Ch0l0404 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I mean he has fraps installed and running and still he is recording with a fucking camcorder pointed at his monitor, and I know fraps has an impact on performance but with the monster of a pc he bought that should be no problem right?

  • @SixDeadMice
    @SixDeadMice 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    used to build PC's... doesn't know how to take out the ram out and put it back in because it's not recognized... he doesn't even know the basics.

    • @SixDeadMice
      @SixDeadMice 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      and WTF he is recording with a camcorder... he does this for a "job"...

  • @DarkPatro56
    @DarkPatro56 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "I haven't played this game (TF2) in a hundred years, so..."
    4 minutes of playtime, 0 achievements. Hmm... if so, Philly boy apparently haven't build a PC in a hundred years as well. Oh, he actually said something between those lines as well... If there's something he hasn't done in a long time, means that he has never done it

  • @Nauz
    @Nauz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Why would he care "what we're dealing with" when he doesn't have a clue what anything but resolution is?

  • @moonraven6145
    @moonraven6145 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    it wasn't registering the GPU, knowing Phil he probably had his HDMI port in the Integrated graphics card slot, but watching him whine about "it's Chawpyy!" is always amusing.

    • @hankhill8344
      @hankhill8344 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Its hilarious it doesn't even show the gpu on the task manager u would think he would notice it but its dsp we talkin about.

    • @megakarlachofficial
      @megakarlachofficial 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      In reality, the GPU Monitoring doesnt exist in Task Manager until Windows 10 (version 1703/1709 or later like Windows 11), before that, GPU monitoring was in Resource Monitor instead.
      Beside that, some system (such as the laptop that have dual switchable GPU), even with correct drivers, it may not show at all.

  • @jamesstuart3536
    @jamesstuart3536 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Wait he have fraps on the desktop. Why the hell does he still uses the camera?

  • @pvt.prinny759
    @pvt.prinny759 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    that intro was amazing ! i give it 5/5 snorts

    • @SomaJuliusCruz
      @SomaJuliusCruz  6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Thanks Elvis! Really appreciate it!

  • @i2Shea
    @i2Shea 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Holy shit. This footage is from 2011 and he was still talking about taxes. I fucking can't man.

  • @honkingclown
    @honkingclown 6 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    Phil is such a console peasant lmao.

    • @Wreck1990
      @Wreck1990 6 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Clorox Bleach He can't even handle console. He's a Tiger Handheld hobo.

    • @scottishgamer7210
      @scottishgamer7210 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nintendo Mario wrist watch user hobo

    • @comingupooo
      @comingupooo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Scottish_Gamer Video Game Cheater A stick and a piece of string bum

    • @knightgaming5248
      @knightgaming5248 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      True.

    • @cloroxbleach895
      @cloroxbleach895 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Your right lol.

  • @kennethpn1133
    @kennethpn1133 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Watching this, makes me appreciate having a pc that can play games..

  • @ptrd4111
    @ptrd4111 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The blue USB ports are the Blueberry scented version. They make the computer smell nice when you use it
    He's right with the RAM. The proper amount of RAM is 8. Going past that means the computer will run TOO fast.
    Its does take A LOT of patience to play PC. You have to wait to install the game and then wait to load in. Not nearly as fast as console dood.
    Really like the wind blowing into the mic during the lemon unboxing
    Damn game devs! Left in the choppy setting for rage.

  • @electricconor
    @electricconor 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I always forget to disable Jittery in the settings

  • @Chudpope
    @Chudpope 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    let me fucking guess, he didn't install graphics drivers or something and that's why it looked like shit on both expensive as balls systems

    • @scottishgamer7210
      @scottishgamer7210 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Or cheap used video card

    • @BlueGreyWolf
      @BlueGreyWolf 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Mind you on the 2nd PC, he was trying to record, stream at 1080P, and play an unoptimize game all at the same time! And has the audacity to say that PC is a lemon! SMH

  • @allways28
    @allways28 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    How were people ever nice to this guy , he took the people that built this PC and installed free games for him for a ride

  • @jtmarin04
    @jtmarin04 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love coming back to this video, gives a short and deep look at his personality. Plus, I love the lemon build.

  • @henrynelson9301
    @henrynelson9301 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I showed my dad the down the rabbit hole episode about DSP, then the video of him pouring oil down the toilet, and then this. Thank you.

  • @linushyper300
    @linushyper300 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    He's so fucking inept. I can take that, but it really pisses me off when he blames it on PC gaming. I am a PC gamer and will forever be. I don't like playing on console, but I don't have anything against it, I don't need to mock it.

  • @sekkuar
    @sekkuar 6 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    His computer is overpriced, sure.
    But the reason he couldn't play is because he was using software encoding to stream/record.
    He could easily play at full settings if he used hardware encoding for the stream/record.
    Software encoding eats too much cpu usage, specially at 60fps.
    Additionally, for best performance he could always hook up his old computer with his capture device and use that pc for streaming and the new pc for playing only.
    But, since the money he just burned wasn't earned through hard work, he doesn't ever have to learn how to value stuff and work around issues, instead just throw the pc into the corner and move on as if he didn't just throw 3k away.

    • @defunct303
      @defunct303 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And because it’s a server pc

    • @DerVasto
      @DerVasto 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Though it doesn´t take that much more to make it a gaming one.
      If the fat fuck already spent 3k on it, he could´ve spent some more for upgrades.
      On the other hand, who buys a 3k-priced server-pc when you want a gaming pc.

    • @smokeinc9800
      @smokeinc9800 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      whats hes pc specs lol probably slow as shit now

  • @supersnappahead
    @supersnappahead 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Wow, the guy even gave him some games. That was nice of him. I'm sure Phil was very thankful and good to him after this.

  • @manbearpigsereal
    @manbearpigsereal 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    He clearly unseated his graphics card when tearing the foam out and didn't think to make sure everything in there was seated correctly. Hence the GPU not showing in task manager and his CPU maxing out (game is using the iGPU)

    • @bbgub5748
      @bbgub5748 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      No

    • @megakarlachofficial
      @megakarlachofficial 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Actually, the Intel HD does shown up on Task Manager, but GPU Monitoring isn't a thing until Windows 10 version 170x or later.
      The real reason is because of OBS was recording on x264 encoding instead of NVENC, causing performance problems along with RAGE engine (which is id Tech 5), isnt well optimized.

  • @MrBlitzpunk
    @MrBlitzpunk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Phil: im a math professional
    5x = 4+6
    X = ??
    Phil = wtf dude why is there an alphabet in a math question this question is defective

    • @psionikal
      @psionikal 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      some back seater is gonna tell DSP x = 2 and get banned for it

  • @BORISTIMUS
    @BORISTIMUS 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    15:00 omg i have that shirt now i have to burn my entire collection of clothes

  • @Rat_the_Renegade
    @Rat_the_Renegade 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I know absolutely nothing about PC specs or any of that but gosh I know that editing videos doesn't require a crap load of high end stuff to work.
    My film class in highschool we used Macs to edit. I've edited stuff on labtops. Afraid he'd push a PC to it's limits editing. Editing he never does.

  • @GiveBlood555
    @GiveBlood555 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Not knowing what usb3 was and avg ??? Great start ....

  • @rich_rohan
    @rich_rohan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I don't get it. He says he has extensive knowledge on gaming PCs and built them before, so why doesnt he just build his own? 3K garbage gaming PC that cant even run Rage.. lol ...

    • @V2ULTRAKill
      @V2ULTRAKill 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      richter3456 tbh my $2700 custom baby cant run rage
      Theres some settings that im too lazy to fuck with that destroy framerates

    • @ToadJones
      @ToadJones 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It wasnt a gaming PC it was a Server PC, he made the wrong choices when setting up the games as well.

    • @megakarlachofficial
      @megakarlachofficial 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ToadJones It's actually a high-end Gaming PC because of Core i7-4930K he used, the Server one must used a Xeon CPU instead.
      The real reason why performance issues happens is because of RAGE isn't well optimized, aswell OBS was recording on x264 instead of NVENC encorder, causing lots of CPU usage.

  • @kanzakiloveless7031
    @kanzakiloveless7031 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "I USED TO BUILD PCS"
    *(X) GOUBT*

  • @thomasc.5219
    @thomasc.5219 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I'm on a watching DSP hate videos spree and I think the comments are my favorite part. Even though these videos are couple years old, gives you the chance to see he has just gotten worse and worse and he can't keep his lies straight at all

  • @DrDem420
    @DrDem420 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    How does someone spend $3,000 on a pc and still not get good performance? What a dunce.

  • @strelok5661
    @strelok5661 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    phil thinks pc gaming is rocket science, its literally building expensive legos... the fact he is a full time console pleb is mindblowing, its his fucking job

  • @Lanadra
    @Lanadra 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Well, we all knew DSP was just a dirty console peasant.

  • @Goomenstein
    @Goomenstein 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I worked on my PC ONCE to change the gfx card. This is still terrible to watch.

  • @sonickun95
    @sonickun95 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Server not responding" seems to be a common thing in Source games but just hit "Connect" again in the box that pops up and that usually works. But DSP is DSP sooo, u kno. Great vid

  • @TheHunsonAbadeer
    @TheHunsonAbadeer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Phil talks like a child trying to get their parents attention. Unfortunately he never learned that telling his chat to look doesn't trigger an audible response like "yeah I'm seeing this man"

  • @DaVeganZombie
    @DaVeganZombie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This must be what an animal exists like. No sense of comprehension. Just living second to second with no actual thoughts of their own. "This exists. Okay"
    No question of why things do what they do. Nothing in how things work. He just exists for the moment. The man is no smarter than my dog.

    • @160triedtrue3
      @160triedtrue3 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hey don't insult your dog

  • @jasonvoorheesthethird
    @jasonvoorheesthethird 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “I used to build gaming rigs but I have no idea what antialiasing is” it’s like saying “i used to build racing cars but I have no idea what’s a steering wheel”

  • @TheGamerGenerationLT
    @TheGamerGenerationLT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    As a person who genuinely built PC's as a hobby this made my brain melt

  • @shiennohajime1495
    @shiennohajime1495 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    THE BELCH. I CAN HEAR THE FOOD LAMENTING. I'M NOT INSANE, DOCTOR. YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE ME

  • @jackthecat3907
    @jackthecat3907 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Quite impressive that he managed to make a pc worth 3000 have worse specs than the schools chromebooks

  • @marwil4812
    @marwil4812 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Darksyde ‘game sucks not me’ Phil

  • @Fiery891
    @Fiery891 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    21:24 "the good news is I can do console stuff at really really high quality."
    That's not how console video quality works...

    • @TheDyingScotsman
      @TheDyingScotsman 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Not to mention that he uploads 30fps games at 60fps, recent 60fps games he now only uploads at 30fps, uploads at 720p even though most YTers know that even for a 720p game, uploading at 1080p or higher results in better quality.

  • @herbertspineckie5194
    @herbertspineckie5194 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    lol i cant beleive he said, "i really dont understand how RAM works these days"

  • @botsmokie5388
    @botsmokie5388 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    i like to make big poops whilst watching phillips escapades

    • @markxv2267
      @markxv2267 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Its a natural reaction

  • @Samppaol1987
    @Samppaol1987 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Ahh yes,the Lemon PC ,this brings back memories. Of course he is great with PC's he's like Batman,he knows everything. Dude lies about everything,no one should take anything he says seriously unless you were there to witness what he did/said.