It's really a sign of how good the public archives are here. I spend some time in Texas archives, and the sources just kinda jump out at you. Not every state has a program like that. Plus you gotta pick on places you've lived.
Truly... now, we just need some smartass to build us that there Solid Snake robot, on through Test Wexas, or maybe a Naked Snake/Big Boss robot... or a Venom Snake robot, to honor Keifer Sutherland's performance as Venom Snake in the Phantom Pain. I'd love to see that. Or maybe a robot of The Boss, from Snake Eater? If we can get enough smartasses together, in a room, and have them construct some things that'll put a stop to Ms. Lilly Langtree, and the evil Judge Your Beans, and his testicular brand of law and order... but not all at once.
Some smartass figured out to build a snake robot. That's the kind of thing kids remember. Here's the strangest, saddest shart. The judge refused to die. His love affair with Ms. Lily was indeed a sad one...
@@Code7Unltd This must be what the Boomers would've rather watched when the teacher rolled a projector into the room. I know us Gen-Xers would've loved it!
@Babs - Yes, kind of. _"Say Hola to Ajaja Extra Turgid"_ had an ad for 'Phillips 66 Gasoline' as one of its sources, and 2:19 was the video's original thumbnail.
The Jersey Furby saloon was "preserved"...meaning repainted by the Texas Highway Department with new signs that all looked exactly alike, and fluorescent lighting and steel trash cans inside.
"Robots, sharks and car thiefs... shark thiefs" "Now here's the saddest, strangest shart" My cheeks hurt for laughing so hard. One of my favorite YTP's
Oh my god. I've actually been to that museum in Langtree, about 10 years ago. Didn't look any different from how it did in the film used for this YTP, looking like it dates to about 1970.
3:18 "There were rough construction sharks jammed in with car thieves, jammed in with shark workers, jammed in with shark thieves... and painted shark women!"
I have a court hearing in an hour. Been dreading it for the past week. This video was just the thing I need to cheer myself up. I just hope I don't start snickering during court thinking of *Toot*
@@noisepuppet Hahaha. I rented a horse way back in *The Horrible 1800s.* But when I rented a horse, I rented a horse but *I forgot I rented a horse.* Every half hour! *Chuckles*
@@noisepuppet Your Honor! I object! I could've been anywhere in the Bronx at the time of the incident. But why? The Bronx is a big ShIt StAiN on AmeRicAn HiStorY Magistrate: lol, k so
whole video is SUPERB but i absolutely fuckin lost it at "he was hitchin horses and mules and chihuahas all on the same team! well, jackin off horses was a tough way to make a livin." one of THE BEST sentence mixing of all time
5:19 an uproar...yyyoour😂😂 this is so funny to me somehow made funnier by the fact that it's like the only standalone reversal in the entire video. it's random in how it's just drawn out after this sudden silence and I think it's the only thing he says that can't be considered a word
How do you find the ideas to consistently sentence-mix the sources you use in the best ways to catch people off guard with such high-quality jokes at such a fast pace?
"Your Beans ran his business with Iron Man. It was mighty illegal to set up illegal court at the illegal bar. Babar. On an illegal front porch in illegal weather."
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You seem to have a problem with Texas.
No more, right? Fuck you Texas
Texas has a lot of poopable history and videos like the original source were ripe for the pooping.
It's really a sign of how good the public archives are here. I spend some time in Texas archives, and the sources just kinda jump out at you. Not every state has a program like that. Plus you gotta pick on places you've lived.
@@noisepuppet I can understand that. I live in Virgina and boy the weather is awful. Too hot, too cold (where's the snow?). HUMID.
This is the kind of thing kids remember.
When's your next vid???
so now, they're really dope.
"dope" means cool.
noisepuppet really is the pooper's pooper
This is the kind of kid things remembmemer.
Noisepuppet: your favorite Pooper's favorite Pooper
Some smartass finally figured out how to build a snake robot
"His own testicular brand of law and order"
Truly, a great NaM SiƧ MaN
Truly... now, we just need some smartass to build us that there Solid Snake robot, on through Test Wexas, or maybe a Naked Snake/Big Boss robot... or a Venom Snake robot, to honor Keifer Sutherland's performance as Venom Snake in the Phantom Pain. I'd love to see that. Or maybe a robot of The Boss, from Snake Eater? If we can get enough smartasses together, in a room, and have them construct some things that'll put a stop to Ms. Lilly Langtree, and the evil Judge Your Beans, and his testicular brand of law and order... but not all at once.
the splicing on "testicular" is like perfect
Yep. peY.
hey it's the guy who helped Noah in his DS playthrough
“Here he got himself some balls and failed big time”
Man you have no idea how much that resonates with me right this moment.
I hear you, dude.
Every noisepuppet upload is an event.
Agreed, I was listening to an audio book and immediately had to pause that shit
Agreed
a noisepuppet audiobook, that would be eternal fun
@@2.3_44XD-- there better be some good tootage and susage in there
wavy news is kinda boring
Is disturbing the beers still a crime in Texas?
Yes
In Test Wexas yeah
As a Texan, Y E S
It's worse than waking up my sandwiches!
You know it is
When you head Test through Wexas on US Nighway Hinety, you enter what some folks call Dead Man's Gooch. 😂
Some smartass figured out to build a snake robot. That's the kind of thing kids remember. Here's the strangest, saddest shart. The judge refused to die. His love affair with Ms. Lily was indeed a sad one...
HE-MAN!
*dead man's gooch*
there's so many good quote in this one
That's the glory of Noisepuppet. Even though he makes YTP videos of boomer stuff, it's still better than the source.
@@Code7Unltd One great joke after another in any video he poops!
@@Code7Unltd A swift kick in the balls is better than the source. It's over quicker, for one.
@@Code7Unltd This must be what the Boomers would've rather watched when the teacher rolled a projector into the room. I know us Gen-Xers would've loved it!
Hey Judge! You suck!
I need to visit test wexas and see the world famous chihuahuas and snake robots.
And take an unforgettable poo into the Pioneer pass.
@Bro Vado Can't forget to do that. Next time I'm in Text Wesas, I'll be sure to see the world famous Snake Robots.
"The ruling of this court is that you're a furry, and I'm drinking for everybody" my favorite line from any YTP ever
"He does love to guzzle jizz"
"Sure does love to guzzle jizz!"
You woke up my beer! You woke up my sandwiches!😂😂😂
Yep
YOU'RE FINED FOR DISTURBING MY BEER😂😂😂😂😂
You woke up mah bear. You woke up mah BEER!
lol pewdiepie couldn't tell the difference
And you’re running off all my regular cucks!
Six years after TH-cam forcefully replaced Noisepuppet's blank avatar with a video's thumbnail, he's finally embraced it.
@Nicholas Sergay it's new to me too!
@Babs - Yes, kind of.
_"Say Hola to Ajaja Extra Turgid"_ had an ad for 'Phillips 66 Gasoline' as one of its sources, and 2:19 was the video's original thumbnail.
Where he put his own testicular brand of law and order
You woke up a bear, but you woke up a beer.
"You woke up my sandwiches!"
Now here's the strangest, saddest shart... Lilly lally lully liil laal.
He thought she was Clippy
@@bridgetoneill9684 The old judge refused to die, that's the kind of thing kids remember.
@@bridgetoneill9684 You mean, she wasn't? Well, now I see why it was so sad, no more, fuck you, Texas!
The Jersey Jerker.
@@Code7Unltd he wouldn't go till he'd had one more jackoff by the tracks.
Every so often i think about "hey judge! You suck" "I'm workin on it"
Wheelin' and dealin' and stealin' and squealin'
The story of hustlin
I like to think of this as a spiritual sequel of sorts to the Horrible 1800s, a legitimate masterwork of the YTP genre.
Sandwijizz is the sequel to the horrible 1800s I thought
Fined 1965 for disturbing the beers. That's the same as driving with an expired driver and failure to yeet.
Both can also result in as many as seventeen neck injuries and 8500 cock injuries and fifty heart attacks and heart failure.
*here's the strangest, saddest SHART*
*liilly* *laally* *loolly* *lil* *laal*
Hehe, but look at that *COCK!*
"Hey Judge! You suck!"
"I'm workin' on it..."
Underrated quote
"I'm gonna shut up"
Hey Judge you Suuk!
"I'm workin' on it!"
I am a fan of sandwiches. I keep them well rested though, so I understand the frustration.
“and then there’s a mOM center where motorists can stop livin’ “
Kind of like Motel Hell, no?
Country sausage
In cool Southern hospitals
Test Wexas. Where the poop joins the sus.
the random pitching of the background music gets me every time
The best gift I could receive this Holiday season is another Noisepuppet epic
That god damn 5:57 - 5:59 made me rewind for a while. Great work with the YTP, man!
Everybody is entering that exhibit like they're going to a funeral
The Jersey Furby saloon was "preserved"...meaning repainted by the Texas Highway Department with new signs that all looked exactly alike, and fluorescent lighting and steel trash cans inside.
Also, Texas Highway Department officials lead regularly scheduled Roy Bean reenactment events out by the tracks
@@noisepuppet Texas is a shitshow. Damn good BBQ tho.
"Robots, sharks and car thiefs... shark thiefs"
"Now here's the saddest, strangest shart"
My cheeks hurt for laughing so hard. One of my favorite YTP's
Of course there are shark thiefs.
Everyone wants those painted shark women.
@@Ozymandias2x Damn right! Shark girls are babes ;)
Just... maybe don't let 'em give head :P
“Some smartass finally figured out how to make a snake robot.”
The railroad spike tune is delightful
I have visited this fine establishment in Test Wexas and can verify that my beans were judged.
tfw you'll never jam it in with painted shark women
YOU WOKE UP MAH BEER!
when you head test through wexas on US nighway hinety
This video’s alternate title: “Lawl & Order: Dead Man’s Gooch.”
Oh my god. I've actually been to that museum in Langtree, about 10 years ago. Didn't look any different from how it did in the film used for this YTP, looking like it dates to about 1970.
Did you visit the MoM center
@@SGNRyan if he did, he decided to continue livin', though there was the opportunity to stop.
3:18 "There were rough construction sharks jammed in with car thieves, jammed in with shark workers, jammed in with shark thieves... and painted shark women!"
You could tell me this was an incomplete episode of Gunsmoke and I would instantly believe you.
"Hey jeeej you suuckk"
"I'm workin on it"
Sad vibes here and there
He shit out a few barrels of beans? That can’t be healthy...
I have a court hearing in an hour. Been dreading it for the past week. This video was just the thing I need to cheer myself up.
I just hope I don't start snickering during court thinking of *Toot*
Is it a...TORT
May the court rule in your favor 🙏🏼
@@noisepuppet Hahaha. I rented a horse way back in *The Horrible 1800s.* But when I rented a horse, I rented a horse but *I forgot I rented a horse.* Every half hour! *Chuckles*
@@frosty345 but Your Honor, there was a fire, you see, and there was only one way to control it, and I looked over, and there was Mrs O'Leary...
@@noisepuppet Your Honor! I object! I could've been anywhere in the Bronx at the time of the incident. But why? The Bronx is a big ShIt StAiN on AmeRicAn HiStorY
Magistrate: lol, k so
I'm fining you 1965 for disturbing the beers!
A noisepuppet video and a furby, two of my favorite things? Yes, please
"Then there's the Mom Centre where motorists can stop living, in cool, south-western hospitals".
I love the sped up banjo when it zooms in on the map it’s such a small detail but made me laugh so hard😂
“Now here’s the strangest saddest shart: ....Liddie Laddie Lully LiiL LaaL”
This kind of feels like a sequel to the horrible 1800s.
Up on top, you could be up on top 🤠
You rented a horse
Gotta reach Iraq by sundown!
Yep
Nope.
1:12 This made me laugh so hard that I almost fell out of my chair. 🤣
"breath takin´ cunts" XD
*He-Man doing pelvic thrusts*
"He-Man! Breathtaking C***."
Finally! A mom center for motorists like me who want to stop livin'
Yeah, can't agree more.
Your Beans is smart to cater to the Gen Z customers.
In cool, southwestern hospitals.
"He built a special bridge" I've never laughed so hard
We crossed the river without so much buttsex
"The rulin' of this court is you're a furry"
Lol, The Jersey Furby, I love it.
This is easily among my top 10 YTPs of all time.
Just wanna say that I love your YTPs. My friend and I always watch them together and laugh our asses off. Thanks for doing what you do.
3:54 was the funniest bit
Holy shit these ytps are so gopd. Thank you for your great work!
No more beef flaps fer me!
"No more? Right! Fuck you, Texas."
- A relatable quote for today's situation.
"A regular CoC with all that CaC!"
The way he said "testicular" sounded realistic, lol.
that's the spot where the poop joins the suus
whole video is SUPERB but i absolutely fuckin lost it at "he was hitchin horses and mules and chihuahas all on the same team! well, jackin off horses was a tough way to make a livin." one of THE BEST sentence mixing of all time
indissouri to mexicitico
hauling chihuahuas, mad lad
I always have a big ass smile watching your videos. Funny as shit.
5:19 an uproar...yyyoour😂😂 this is so funny to me somehow made funnier by the fact that it's like the only standalone reversal in the entire video. it's random in how it's just drawn out after this sudden silence and I think it's the only thing he says that can't be considered a word
You make me wanna get back into pooping
OfficerMarmalade pls yes
Has your shit just been collecting in your intestines all this time?
@@SalamanderStar That makes for a grotesque mental picture right there. He would have to spread his ass wide like Mrs. O'Leary to get it all out.
That's the best comeback I've ever heard to "You suck!"
This was great and I especially liked the ending.
Oecobius33 “Yea, I’m working on it....” 😞
It's amazing how, despite the audio quality, I can understand all the mixing.
So glad your still making these.your one of the best TH-cam poopers
3:55 "Whoo! Weeoo!
Look it that 💩 on the wall!
With a 🙎♀️ like that, a man can 💩 on the wall." 👍🤣
noisepuppet you are honestly the God at this. Nobody's YTPs make me laugh like yours. Please come back!
YOU WOKE UP MY BEER
BU-
YOU WOKE UP MY BEARD
BU-
YOU WOKE UP MY SANDWICH
What does he says here at 0:38?
I don't know why, it just cracks me up.
"He sukt a phat one" 🫣
Ahah... Thank you.
This is epically funny! I really wanted to support your patreon and also do special requests too!
That toot joke is one of the best running gags ever in ytps.
He-Man....breathtaking cunts
Noisepuppet is the definitive American historian
As a Native Texan , i can certify this is now part of our history 👍❤🤣
How do you find the ideas to consistently sentence-mix the sources you use in the best ways to catch people off guard with such high-quality jokes at such a fast pace?
"Your Beans ran his business with Iron Man. It was mighty illegal to set up illegal court at the illegal bar. Babar. On an illegal front porch in illegal weather."
This fucking video kills me basically immediately with the distorted whistling.
Remember boys and girls: Don't wake up the judge's sandwiches.
Never EVER disturb the beers.
You woke up my beer 🫥 CAC
"HE-MAN!! Breathtaking C***!"
😂
'Wangtree' sounds like a city Jimmy Broadbent would build.
"Hey judge, you suck."
"I'm workin' on it."
I will be sure to visit this place when I pass by the highway 90 on Texas wexas
2:48 Obligatory TooT.
some smart ass finally figured out how to build a snake robot 😂
this was your newest work when I subscribed, still a classic
Thanks, it's my own testicular brand of YTP
@@noisepuppet more like a love affair with jacking off down by the tracks
@@bachaddict man I thought she was Clippy
Should I head test through Wexas on U. S. Nighway Heidi?
@@Cityplace2711 straight into Dead Man's Gooch. He-Man!!
@@noisepuppet think I'll put that on my To-Do's!
Well done noisepuppet well done tears running down my face only a 1:30 in x'D
I do tend to put my own testicular brand a' law and order on things too.
You mean YOU'RE the Nut Kicking Sheriff?!
I've always wanted to learn more about Testern Wexas
Me too...
“i’m fining you 19.64 for disturbing the beers!” god i love this ytp
He-Man’s Gooch
5:19 epic fight commentary from the audience lol