8 Worst Pick-Up Lines That Didn't Work and Probably Never Will
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- Romancing someone in a game is usually no more complicated than winning enough tickets on skee ball to buy a novelty comb. It's not this easy for everyone, however, especially when they're busting out chat-up lines so cheesy they would embarrass James Bond. Listen to these cringey pick-up lines that didn't work, then subscribe for a list like this every Thursday: www.tinyurl.com/SubToOxbox
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Now we need the inverse of this list: "Pick-up lines so horrible, you can't believe it worked."
The Black Widow option when talking to Benny in FNV? There's no reason that should have worked.
Yes
The thing Shep says in Mass Effect 2 to start a romance with Garrus. Then they have a date in the Citadel DLC that’s like, five minutes straight of bad pick up lines but they’re already in a relationship so I’m not sure it counts.
Who needs pickup lines when you can just throw berries at your love interest until they fall in love with you like in Harvest Moon?
I haven't played Fable, but I've heard there you're only a quick few farts away from romance at any time.
I won Fritz's love in Story of Season by bringing him milk tea everyday. Milk tea isn't even one of his favorite items. I was just... really persistent.
"If you were a pokemon, I would choose you!"
You should listen to the song pikagirl sometime
To be fair, Pikachu was the only Pokémon that Ash *didn't* regularly cram into a ball..... That's not for lack of trying though, so your point still stands.
@Kelley Gieger Thats how my aunt wants to be proposed to
Jane: "Combine that policy with Shepard's track record for charming his or her way into the space-pants of intelligent life all over the known galaxy and you might expect Shep to succeed with romantic overtures that would spell disaster to a lesser mortal."
Me: "Just like they did with Morinth! Oh wait..."
Wait... That Ezio scene isn't from Assassin's Creed 2!
It's from the flashback memories in Assassin's Creed Brotherhood! Why am i nerdy enough to point this out!?
skynet091287, yeah, I noticed that too :)
I noticed that too
I was looking for this very comment.
And THAT is what really gets potential partners SWOON
You weren't the only one to point this out.
I wonder how annoyed Ellen will be once she realises you mixed up Assassin's Creed Brotherhood with Assassin's Creed II
What about the classic skyrim, “it’s a fine day with you around!”
Interested in me, are you?
i see you have an amulet of mara im surprised someone like you isnt spoken for
GruesomeBoy To be honest, depending on how you say it, that’d totally work
The only time that pick-up line didn't work was with Serana. Had to get a mod to finally marry her after letting her crash at my place for presumably four years
Jex Reacts I know that struggle man
"Jane, please marry me" doesn't seem to have a lot of success either, despite the numerous attempts in the comments section here.
You beat me to the comments on that one :)
Well, it's a start, at the very least.
I was just gonna say that.
Ha I was gonna tell her she has um.. veryyy strong.. um eyesockets?
LeviathanRX you can just hear millions of panties dropping
Don't forget about Witcher 3 where Triss and Yennefer leave you tied up to a bed for leading them both on.
Mafia 2 when your buddy Joe list off his many pickup lines, with my favourite being "Is that a mirror in your pocket? because i see myself in your pants...."
Sir Roderick Quincy von thunderbottom, the Magnificent high king of Australia I fucking love Mafia 2
Sir Roderick Quincy von thunderbottom, the Magnificent high king of Australia ... I've officially seen the best username on youtube
flattery like that works better than any pickup line :D
Joe has the best pick up lines
Oh my GOOOOD, your NAAAAAMMMMEE!!
The one that always worked: "How about we join for some jolly cooperation."
I can't say no to Solaire.
LET'S PRAISE THE SUN TOGETHER
or, alternatively
The world may have a sun, but you are MY sun!
I'm not very creative with these, but you get the point. Sun, jolly cooperation, memes... yeah.
The Portal Core is so well rounded he’s pointless
He has a big point, if you think about it hard enough
you said hard.
Just... just no
You've got a point
Someone once tried to use a pick-up line on me while I was ordering my coffee, like "You want it sweet, like you?"
I instinctively looked at him confused and answered "But that would make it bitter."
I was 14. Haven't seen a guy rush away so awkwardly since..
If you were 14 that was probably a good thing.
thisistherevolt Unless he was also 14.
Good on you for knowing yourself so early.
Don't worry, you don't need sugar because you're sweet enough already!
If you were 14 probably should have called the cops 😂
You covered Dragon Age Origins and Inquisition but not DA2?! You can literally flirt with Aveline for most of the game without her even noticing, then when you confess she thinks it's a ploy to help her marry someone else. Epic fail.
Don't forget that her future husband also thinks you are flirting with HIM, double epic fail
well to be fair, the way aveline set everything up, it did kind of come across that way.
But they would have to do an ENTIRE show just on Dragon Age.
Hawke didn't really fail at it so much as Aveline was absolutely oblivious because she never really got hit on.
To be fair, it helps avoid accidental romance when you pick options that seem like you're just being nice and then Hawke ends up saying them super flirtatiously.
Anders line in DA2 about 'drowning you both in blood to keep you safe' pretty much set the tone for that romance. No one does romances like Bio-ware
That would explain why the romance never went anywhere
OX box should change their name to Google. Because they have everything we have been searching for.
Not too shabby
Take your thumbs up. You deserve it
Nerdazoid *claps*
Anabear Thank you :)
In Guybrush's defense who wouldn't be blown away by a girl with telepathy?
Mass Effect and Dragon Age were made for list like this
If only the "We'll bang, okay" line was actually real :p
Ha! These were pretty bad, but I still think the absolute worst pickup line is: "Hey there, I'm trying to spell the word 'STUD' and could use some help. I already have the S, T, D...now all I need is U."
So bad! Thanks again for the content.
'So you're telling me you have an STD? It's a hard pass from me.'
Oh jeez...
Yup that's what he was saying. In fact that was the gist of the joke. Making it as o.p. stated the king of all time bad pick up lines. Even surpassing any in this list.
@@Charharr "What's that? You're hard, and it's not just gonna pass? Want me to help you with that?"
Heard a girl mention that her goal for the new year was to get a girlfriend. So I said, "I can help you with that," and we went on a date. Still can't believe that worked.
How'd it go?
how'd I know?
I'm soo nerdy that when the R2 joke was made I immediately knew that was legions noise but I decided against it
So you assisted inversely? 😂
Surprised you didn't include Skyrim's "interested in me, are you?"
Way to successful and confident. I mean you barely wink at them at that point and their clothes pop off.
Willow Prescott and by "generally" you mean "always"
Jasper Zanovich yeah I mean you could be the worst person in the world and barely visit them afterwards and they'd still love you
Yes, all you do when you visit is: Where is my dinner, where is my gold, let's have sex.
Well,the sex is implied in vanilla but we all know that they don't just snuggle in the night.
That always works...
Except on one individual. That individual being brutally raped by Molag Bal, was hidden away from the world in a tomb for thousands of years, had a father that basically wanted to kill her, and a mother that wasn't really that supportive towards her daughters own desires...
You have one guess of who that individual is...
To be honest, these aren't the worst chat up lines I've ever heard in my life. Apart from the Leisure Suit Larry ones, I mean, geez.
Can you do a video where you talk about "missions that definitely deserved a trophy /achievement but swindled you" 😜
Video... set of encyclopedias.... take your pick. :p
Bump
“That didn’t work and *probably* never will” challenge accepted Jane challenge accepted
"Here lies 123 456."
"He had the stupid beaten out of him"
**sees a few seconds of the Mass Effect opening** Sigh... now I have to play it again. Way to go, oxbox! :p
How was anything Warren says to Max in Life is Strange not on here?!
Ikr
Oxcrew's worst pickup lines, coming right up!
Jane: "Wow, those muscles must be heavy, I could feel their gravitational force from across the room."
Ellen: "People have called me 'Honey' before... they were wrong. Unlike honey, I will go 'Bad' if you treat me right, if you know what I mean... you know... like, in the bedroom, not with expiration date?"
Mike: "I seem to be lost in your eyes; could you please drive me home? Here's my address."
Andy: "Did you know that I am the most talented pirate around? I can treasure your chest like no other!"
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Luke: "I am Commander Shepard, and I would like to Urdnot that Wrex."
Good work
Now do one with the Oxventure Crew.
oooooohhh.... I'm SO hunting down each of these lines right now!
*starts watching every video on the channel and forgets about the pre-college course I was supposed to be attending to*
I just used the pirate one. It worked.
@MrWaffelLP when have they said any of these things? My first thought was Oxventure, which I havent watched any of (yet), but reading the replies, I'm guessing not.
List idea- 8 pickup likes that worked that shouldn't have.
See Fable's mute protagonist flexing in front of a crowd for 2 minutes and getting hitched.
dogishappy0 I feel like Ellen would cover that one
they did makr that
Dapper Horus then they need a commenter edition bc the flexing thing sounds like a hilarious basis for a skit
Licking a lamppost in winter? I somehow doubt C.S. Lewis had that line in mind when he came up with Narnia.
I'm pretty sure that was from "A Christmas Story."
or did he...
Hey, are you a single person? Because I'm lonely.
That's it.
That's the line.
This is a cry for help.
hello
Roses are red
Outside Xbox is green
Bggfw... Dmnkly... *Sigh*
If you know what i mean
Andy Mcp
Roses are red
Oxtra is purple
Hang on a second
Nothing rhymes with purple
s76trombone
Nurple.
s76trombone verbal
s76trombone turtle
s76trombone squirtle
That was in Assassin’s Creed Brotherhood when Ezio first meets Christina, the other scene of him going into her bedroom was Assassin’s Creed II. Come on guys
Enh, they were all Ezio though, that's the important part. :p
@DatGuy Except when they're not, because chronology is more important.
Why couldn't Dragon Age Inquisition give me the opportunity to get awkwardly rejected by Varric :,(
Janes mass effect bumper sticker is hilarious!
I want it on a shirt lol, but oxbox's website doesn't even have the Xbox shoes in the store yet so . . . maybe they couldn't decide on what cereal?
Still, the best pick-up line remains "Is that a Mara amulet?".
Interested in me, are you?
@@andreadiatene Why.... Yes.... Are you... Interested in me...?
Skyrim, a true role playing game with unique characters and intricate connections.
Okay, I really need to play Dragon Age Origins if it's as weirdly charming as that exchange suggests.
The combat is crude, though. The graphics need improvement. Granted, it's an old game and hasn't gotten refinement over time.
You shouldn't play any dragon age game for combat or graphics though, play it for the awesome characters!
Dragon Age is wonderful, but I never bothered much with Alistair - unless you choose the right race/class/outcomes in a major story event, the romance is doomed. Besides, I have a thing for elven guys with sexy voices.... And Dorian. Mustn't ever forget Dorian.
kend for me it's always Lelliana her soft scottish accent melts my knees everytime :D
It is the best dragon age game.
Why am I not surprised that ezio is on the thumbnail
Let me just make a point to comment on your pfp: Diluc!
It amuses me Mike's always the one with the most awkward explanations of "um no... that isn't how women... don't..."
I don't know, I think the worst flirt dialogue in the Dragon Age franchise might be that bit where you're asking The Iron Bull about Qunari relationships and start talking about true passion and connecting body and soul.
Also, that acorn pun was amazing and I totally laughed out loud.
I think Alistair just goes for all-knowing snark and hopes for the best. He doesn't *not* know what you're not saying eh?
Worst pickup line:
Hey baby, I'm like the new Xbox.
Extra Ram, and 6 big Flops ;)
I also need to be plugged into a standard wall outlet at all times
Gibsonmaniac57 oh god *pukes *
Also, I needed to change my name last year for unclear reasons.
LMAO. Creativity always wins.
I think the ladies are interested in something that isn't floppy :-P
I just got this...
Oh my god that's fucked up.
What about wearing an amulet of Mara and saying marry me to a random person in Skyrim. It may work in Tamriel but it doesn’t work here in the real world. Believe me I tried
Wait, where did you get a genuine amulet of Mara iRL? O_o'
Mar Hawkman, I didn’t. Maybe that’s why I failed?
That has to be it.
@@marhawkman303 I actually tried as well. And with a genuine Amulet Of Mara I had personally made by my cousin. Asked a girl to the prom and she saw it. She nerded out and quickly agreed. We're together now. Amulet's Of Mara DO work
hahaha, that is awesome. :D
I liked this one entirely because of how fun watching Mike badly (and unnecessarily) explaining his terrible puns was.
We already got it, Mike. But thank you so much for explaining it so awkwardly!
In terms of Ezio, don't forget that Clay (subject 16) could only synchronise with him because he's descended from a bastard child (unlike, Desmond, whose line has been legitimate throughout, which is how the Templars found him).
*Furiously scribbles out everything in my notepad*
None of these are as bad as Anakin’s “I don’t like sand” monologue, and that one actually worked. Now that I think of it, I’d love to see that dialogue worked into a Spec Ops: The Line remaster. It’d really lighten the mood.
I am still not certain whether Alistair was making an innuendo or if he was actually talking about lampposts.
Secondly; wtf is wrong with Kaidan? "Wanna join an interspecies threesome?" - "Naahhh..."
Also notice how Liara never even mentions it? Either she doesn't get it or she plays it really cool.
Jasper Zanovich Alastair is so innocent
Jasper Zanovich I think that polygamous relationships is something common in the asari community so she doesn’t understand why your partner is upset
Liara is 100% on board with a three-way in ME1. ME3 on the other hand...not so much.
to be fair, liara is a hell of a lot more innocent in ME1, and her understanding of humans is, lacking, to be honest. plus her feelings for Shepard are not really as strong at that point.
It's more they toned thing back a bit after ME1 because of unexpected backlash. Thankfully they didn't do so entirely.
"Flirting subroutine = true" is a great pickup line!
Why did Andy not boo Mike's Acorn-y line? It deserved it.
I don't know why but whenever Jane mentions her crush on Alistair I find it very endearing
I think Alistair channeled Tim Curry for a moment there.
... Space!
Well he was voicing one of the characters, Arl Rendon Howe, so it isn't impossible he affected some of the writing.
"Maker spit on you... I deserved... SPEYYSSSS."
Was your father an astronomer? Because i think he stole the stars and put them in your eyes
Captain Cokecan *cringes *
Captain Cokecan Excuse me while I throw up
Techpriest get back to work
Captain Cokecan I heard a similar one, but it was "is your father a thief" instead.
I think any competent astronomer would be acutely aware of how damaging that would be to a persons retinas.
Ezio gives everyone hope. Look how badass he is hardly a half game later
God this just reminded me how much I enjoyed Dragon Age Origins. Alastair was so great.
Awesome another great video to watch keep up the good work.
I like to imagine what the Oxcrew's pickup lines would be. Jane- Physics based line. Mike- Something to do with cars. Andy- Obscure history or pirates maybe. Luke- Dinosaurs or Boats, maybe both. I don't think Ellen could get through a pickup line without descending into embarrassed giggles.
Not going to lie, both the nervous giggling and the obscure history pick up lines would work on me
Oxcrew's worst pickup lines, coming right up!
Jane: "Wow, those muscles must be heavy, I could feel their gravitational force from across the room."
Ellen: "People have called me 'Honey' before... they were wrong. Unlike honey, I will go 'Bad' if you treat me right, if you know what I mean... you know... like, in the bedroom, not with expiration date?"
Mike: "I seem to be lost in your eyes; could you please drive me home? Here's my address."
Andy: "Did you know that I am the most talented pirate around? I can treasure your chest like no other!"
Luke: "I am Commander Shepard, and I would like to Urdnot that Wrex." (technically (Space) Lizards and (Space) Ships, but who's counting)
Nah, Mike's more like: "Wanna come watch me make something explode?"
Mar Hawkman am I the only one who would say yes to that?
Hey, that "drive me home" line would actually work on me.
Omg, I kept a straight face until Alistair and the lamppost. 😂 Seriously, it was the best line ever. Alistair was so charmingly dorky that all his bad pickup lines actually worked on me.
First time I played, I was originally planning to romance this flirty elf I’d already heard so much about. But by the time I got to the point where I could choose to romance Alistair, I was already hooked. 😘 Plus, I got to marry him. Done deal.
I tried all of these and NONE of them worked. Thanks OXbox
Literally in the title: "... didn't work and probably never will"
What did you expect, mate? :D
Swiney I thought they were duping the not-so-keen-eyed of us.
Wait. How tf did you guys get FemShep to romance Ashley!?!
PC version and mods, I assume.
Save editor.
I like to tell the ladies that I have an award winning smile. It may have won the award for worst smile but it's still award winning.
Cheesy pick up lines? How about this: Hey girl are you from France because I cannot BRIElieve how gorgeous you are!
Caitlin RC show yourself out
*blushes*
" Did you just claw your way from hell or are you always this smoking hot".... That once made a girl shoot vodka out her nose.. she was drinking vodka at the time so that makes it slightly less impressive but still
Caitlin RC oooooohhhhh god no no no
Caitlin RC
Okay, look... You might want to leave that sort of thing to the professionals.
Can you make a video of the greatest pick-up lines? Some of Oghren's were hilarious.
"Seems like a waste of a perfectly handsome elf."
Basically every line from Dragon Age is awkward... Maybe the Fenris romance is a bit....
No. No. All awkward.
"Hey, I got a bucket of chicken. Wanna do it?"
Always works.
I'm sorry to point this out, but... uh... That's actually in Assassin's Creed Brotherhood. In AC2, Ezio was already in bed with Cristina. Brotherhood expanded on where their relationship started and ended.
It was a fun and sad set of missions, though seeing the normally charming Ezio fail so drastically at wooing Cristina at first was hilarious.
To be fair the Cristina's window scene was on AC2.
And that's the only actual footage from AC2 itself.
Which begs the question as to how did they make such an error?
Hard to say how they made such an error.
It's possible Ellie didn't review it or they haven't played AC2 and Brotherhood in such a long time that they've forgotten that Cristina only appears once in AC2 and her role was so minor that she's never mentioned after that night Ezio spent with her.
What really bothered me was the lack of Rosa in Brotherhood... Rosa was probably more fitting for Ezio than Cristina or Sofia, imho.
How could you forget Innuendo bot 9000 from bl2? He only came off a little strong, how else to woo someone except by giving them grease and asking them to marry you?
LEGIT MOVE GUYS: Have mild game to begin with, chat to lady of choice. Ask, jokingly, if you can draw something on her hand. On one side of her palm, draw a bird, the other side, draw a cloud, ask her to tell you a story while you're doing this. After a while, ask if she can make the bird go to the cloud. She'll try, but won't succeed. She'll go- 'What was the point of that?' You say- 'I just wanted to hold your hand for a while.' WORKS. EVERY. TIME.
2:55 Unless they hover and look like a light bulb... I'm looking at you Guilty Spark! No wonder loads of Halo players didn't trust Wheatley.
how could you forget about Ryder from Mass Effect Andromeda and her adorably awkward attempts to hit on the pilot with an accent.
Not the pilot, Science officer. I don't remember her name though. Also her accent was irish if I am not mistaken.
Suvi
It was the woman I wanted to pick as a partner as male Ryder, but nooooo, she just had to be lesbian.
She's Scottish.
oh ya, cait.
I’d love a version of this list but with the best lines
Guybrush Threepwood is a corker! Nice Mass Effect joke, Jane (although it's possible that I think so 'cause I fancy you). Lampost in Winter: Think phallic thoughts and you might get it. (A Wizard's staff has a knob on the end and all that.)
you made a list on pick up lines i love you all!
Claptrap and Glados?! SO CUTE
For Monkey Island Guybrush should have just asked to MONKEY around...
I'll just go off myself now.
Leo Berenson it gets a bit hairy out there
"Aye girl.. There's 31,536,000 seconds in a year.. I only need 10 though, the rest can be spent on you."
That's my favorite pick up line. The 10 seconds is how long it should take to say the damn line. lol.
Your corny play on word are always making my day thx guys
Insulting R2? Mr Chanell you're dead to me. don't have a nice day.
Seriously MIKE. R2D2 is cute, reliable and smart. Not like that football.
OH no. I went to a dark place.
Balaganesha B.V BB-8 more like BB-Great
Nope Nope and Nope. We are not having this conversation. too many lives have been lost. by the way, BB-8 may be great. R2D2 is just greater. It can fly. Fly. really Fly.
Let's just all agree that the movies would be better if you replaced R2D2 with HK-47 and BB8 with GlaDOS.
BB-8 hijacked a damn AT-ST and went full Rambo during TLJ. (spoiler.)
well, hard to argue when a droid has sass.
I cannot describe how glad I am that you included the lamppost discussion from Dragon Age: Origins.
# of times the game makes excuses for lazy game makers: Like in Kotor 2 when in the secret academy on Telos where all the Handmaidens (except one) look the same bc they all had the same parents
Or when you couldn't swim in AC 1 because of "a glitch in the animus"
That about the glitch in the animus is quite realistic though, judging from how glitchy and bug ridden those games are. I've now had two Asscreed games deciding to become unplayable far into the story.
I Still like Dragon Age Origins and inquisition
Matt I still like all 3 of them even though 2 was very short :)
Same! Can't say the same about 4 though, since I haven't played it.
Duskii397 You and everyone else. I've been hoping for a sequel to Inquisition for a couple years now
Oh pffft! Meant to say 2, not 4, but I'm guessing you already knew that. Thanks for making me laugh.
duski 2 is definately the weakest of the 3 no question but it's got a lot of things going for it I still give it a recommend especially if you liked the other 2 :D
"You must be in first place, because I want to hit you with my blue shell." Um, am I doing this right?
Not unless you're playing Mario Kart, or trying to flirt with someone else playing Mario Kart with you, or unless you're angry at them and you have a blue shell. Sounds more like an intimidating line, if I'm being honest, dude. Not like I know any better lines though.
I lost it at Mike’s “OH DAMN!” Very unexpected. He’s like a dad trying to be cool with the youths.
About the acorn, since Andy didn't say it I have to, boo. Just, boo. (Please don't hate me Mike.)
Andy only boos at Ellen. Specifically.
Never say never, the worst pick-up line in the right circumstances CAN lead to VICTORY!
Btw who doesn't have time to Bfffted around by a pirate?
Mark Broadhurst, LOL perfect
It's Interesting that the love triangle with femshep included Ash. It was my understanding that she wouldn't even consider hooking up with femshep (unless you played on PC and used a console command to give sheploo a gender change at the beginning of ME 1). That's how I did it, and yes, the changes carried through to ME 3 with only minor auditory glitching (it was my only play through for 3). Maybe it was one of the ME 3 DLC I never purchased that allowed the femshep/Ashely matchup?
Claptrap is a robot. Of course he'd offer to take GladOS out for a byte. BOOM!
I like that one, actually.
Thank you. Why would we not put these two together. Can't people see that they share a spark? Someone stop me, I've got a million of these. No seriously, someone please stop me. I have a problem.
why did no one tell me theres a game where brock sampson plays poker with glados?????
So not to bring Undertale into this, but the pickup lines used in the Papyrus fight are pretty awesome. "I can make spaghetti!" and "I have no redeeming qualities." are both stinkers, I can tell you from experience. (My boyfriend was very not impressed.)
I should just have "I have no redeeming qualities" tattooed on my forehead.
I think a forehead tattoo says that regardless of what it is.
But you got a boyfriend. So something you did, worked alright.
George v V lol yeah but it sure as heck wasn't the pickup lines xD
really? you would have had me at spaghetti.
Frequent list update? Hell yeah!
Actually, you only see Ezio's introduction to Cristina in Assassin's Creed 2: Brotherhood. While yes these flashbacks take place before AC2, they are within ACB.
mike how dare you disparage R2D2? just because BB8 is more bomb shaped than R2 doesn't make R2 worse than him!
He's only got a dome head so sadly he'll always be half the robot BB8 is.
I can feel my inner child scream in protest for posting this,
logical but super sad haha
HI JANE!!
I love love love this video lmao... but weren't the Christina memories from brotherhood?
The best pickup line: "Hey baby, you look so good I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of Y'all!"
My outside Xbox poem
Andy is sophisticated
Mike is Explosive
Jane is complicated
The Cameraman is Elusive
Luke is an artist
Ellen is short
This channel is Awesome!
But all are mighty dorks.😀
Challenge accepted.
This video has made my entire week XD
xD TBH Ezio was so adorable when meeting Cristina, I love that innocent and goofy Ezio over the Turbo Romeo in the end of the games that says things like "I am the most interesting man you will ever meet"...Like It's true, but it's not a very good line if you don't want to sound like a jerk XD
Either way he is dreamy, kind, driven and has long hair... so Yeah, I would not say no to a cup of coffee or six...
Insert bad (but not disgusting; family show people) pickup lines here:
Insert here you say?
TheHutchy01 I should have seen that one coming.
JKM395 And now she's pregnant
I hope the lines will be LEGENDARY
Come sit on my lap, then we can talk about the first thing that comes up.