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  • @Vesterpester
    @Vesterpester 2 ปีที่แล้ว +826

    I can’t wait to listen to a clip that’ll have little to nothing to do with Joe Rogan

    • @PanicGiraffe
      @PanicGiraffe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +246

      If you're listening to this gay podcast in a capacity where the topic matters to you, you're doing it wrong. It's for drowning out the voices.

    • @hossdelgato6098
      @hossdelgato6098 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      how gay of you to say.

    • @WDC_OSA
      @WDC_OSA 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@PanicGiraffe Hey, if I'm searching for the Molested Cholo clip, then that had damn well better be what I find.

    • @PanicGiraffe
      @PanicGiraffe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@WDC_OSA I'm in a fuge right now.

    • @JoeMama-tl4tr
      @JoeMama-tl4tr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@PanicGiraffe just admit it you want to blow Joe Rogan

  • @grapeape836
    @grapeape836 2 ปีที่แล้ว +331

    The more I watch this channel the more I think it's just a Chinese bot running a machine learning algorithm

    • @ImOwenWilson
      @ImOwenWilson 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Better not tell Nick the bot is Chinese

    • @bleekrisp
      @bleekrisp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      that would explain the out of sync video boxes

    • @Flike245
      @Flike245 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ImOwenWilson He might move into its closet?

    • @afdcomposer
      @afdcomposer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Isn’t that the entire internet?

    • @nurgle333
      @nurgle333 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Vietnamese actually

  • @Ray_D_Tutto
    @Ray_D_Tutto 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    I was amazed Stav was so quiet until i realized this wasn't a livestream.

  • @natani___7666
    @natani___7666 2 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    I love how all these new channels use a title that is only related to the video by like two sentences.

    • @Zeus1080p
      @Zeus1080p 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      it’s the same mf

  • @BustDaNinja
    @BustDaNinja 2 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    Adam's Marco Polo joke might be the funniest thing he has said.

    • @ryandunnlives
      @ryandunnlives 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was thinking the same thing. And it’s like half as good as Nick’s best . Lol

    • @anneominous7172
      @anneominous7172 ปีที่แล้ว

      The funniest thing he's said is him protesting that he's not gay. We all know, Adam.

  • @bobduato4404
    @bobduato4404 2 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    "Karate is bullshit" famous last words

    • @casualobserver2380
      @casualobserver2380 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Karate is bullshit.

    • @IdiotDoomSpiral69
      @IdiotDoomSpiral69 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      by who

    • @yogert96
      @yogert96 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@IdiotDoomSpiral69Jake Flores

    • @ligmapolzky1143
      @ligmapolzky1143 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I think people confuse with aikido lol

  • @nate7404
    @nate7404 2 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    If Cumtown ever gets on Spotify they’re going to blow up

    • @josh1248
      @josh1248 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      they’ve been on spotify for a long time

    • @ceebo625
      @ceebo625 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@josh1248 gee. It’s almost as if that’s the joke.

    • @josh1248
      @josh1248 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ceebo625 its almost as if you’re gay

    • @justinborland3325
      @justinborland3325 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@ceebo625 gee. It’s almost as if cadence can’t be properly communicated through text alone. (That was sarcastic)

    • @sphillips7373
      @sphillips7373 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      gay

  • @Jackson87RandomClips
    @Jackson87RandomClips 2 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    I remember watching Ken Shamrock at UFC 1 in 1993 when it came out on VHS. We had a video store in my town called Movie Mart and I remeber my Dad talking about how we had to watch these fights and the only thing I was familiar with at the age of 6 was wrestling. So, imagine the look I had when there were no theatrics and just people beating the shit out of each other. That's officially the day I learned how fake wrestling was.

    • @CommanderRiker0
      @CommanderRiker0 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same!

    • @christopherroberts4682
      @christopherroberts4682 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I remember watching Bruce Lee fight chuck Norris in a movie once. I was like 10 and In karate class. Shit was fire

  • @mydadsgay1141
    @mydadsgay1141 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Steven Seagull's Joe Rogan compilation is light years beyond this and he did it two years ago.

  • @thecianinator
    @thecianinator 22 วันที่ผ่านมา

    The audio glitches at the end of these clips are becoming iconic in my mind

  • @GeoffreyBronson
    @GeoffreyBronson ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Holy fuck this is hysterical, I've just turned 30 and I was thinking last night that I've really gotten into watching UFC recently

  • @ryandunnlives
    @ryandunnlives 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Nick absolutely saying the funniest shit I’ve ever heard in my life :😌
    Adam making the most basic joke: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @monkeyshit29
    @monkeyshit29 2 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    i hope i come into a self defence type situation with the creator of this account

    • @timc4765
      @timc4765 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I hope Kyle Rittenhouse does too

    • @nurgle333
      @nurgle333 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Based

    • @gSWG3R
      @gSWG3R 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lmao, cringe.

    • @kadenstimpson3167
      @kadenstimpson3167 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Looking for the next East Asian robot bastard to start a fight
      - Liam Neeson

    • @paulcarmi8130
      @paulcarmi8130 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kadenstimpson3167 “the first blahc bahstahd I see”

  • @iancooper1466
    @iancooper1466 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    new guy seems to flip flop between actually being able to keep up and having the banter fly right over his head

  • @chrislevack405
    @chrislevack405 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "Just the fax, ma'am." Solid Rugrats reference.

  • @damiankirkwood7924
    @damiankirkwood7924 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    japan def needs to get the gundams ready

  • @dalegribble01
    @dalegribble01 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Man I am gonna miss these guys.

    • @ashchaya7676
      @ashchaya7676 ปีที่แล้ว

      Listen to the last 4 months of episodes and recall what a dumpster fire it was becoming. I loved the show too but holy shit once Nick wanted it dead it was awful.

  • @pigskinjones2749
    @pigskinjones2749 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    i can't pay attention to what they're saying because i'm imagining kissing adam's feminine wrists

    • @roberthorry621
      @roberthorry621 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Very gay

    • @g.6991
      @g.6991 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Feminist wrists ^

  • @Tony525_
    @Tony525_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Seems like this was more about Luis J Gomez

    • @scumtardprime1838
      @scumtardprime1838 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's what I was thinking. Perfect bio for YoMMA RAP

  • @THESLlCK
    @THESLlCK 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I was playing angry birds 2 on my iPhone while listening to this on media player, when I glanced at the screen you could imagine my confusion. I briefly thought I lost my mind.

  • @magicjackm
    @magicjackm 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    this lovechild of Louis CK & Shane Gillis going around as "Rich" made a pretty good Kramer v Kramer joke

  • @DweeD1516
    @DweeD1516 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Jake sounds like Shane Gillis

    • @Mosi100
      @Mosi100 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Shane Gillis looks like he has da downs

    • @DweeD1516
      @DweeD1516 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Mosi100 But he's like the Einstein or Tesla of people with downs.

    • @jonvia
      @jonvia 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Gillis with a cold

  • @cf5397
    @cf5397 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Karate is neither Chinese or Japanese, it was developed by the Ryukyuan people. You would know them better today as the indigenous people of Okinawa. I suppose you could claim it's Japanese, but only because the Japanese colonized the Ryukyuan kingdom.

    • @FitnessFiendsYTS
      @FitnessFiendsYTS 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      shuddup

    • @robotpanda77
      @robotpanda77 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That is a common misconception. It was invented by a British sailor Edward Carrot that shipwrecked in Feudal Japan during the Edo period. Edward became famous for his deadly moves when fighting the three foot tall Japanese men and due to a language barrier his name was mistranslated as Karate. After he tricked the Emperor into a gay threesome and escaped Japan on boat to fuck up the native americans and show them how to grow corn he was widely hated in Japan and propaganda was used to take away credit for his fighting style.

  • @daviddunsmuir8870
    @daviddunsmuir8870 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    So this clip proves that they actually use notes

  • @Levi_Tollefson
    @Levi_Tollefson 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That Vietnamese food add looked pretty good

  • @cat.batshon
    @cat.batshon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Rich Piano? A piano with lots of money? Lol!!

  • @hossdelgato6098
    @hossdelgato6098 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    just when it couldnt get gayer

    • @JoeMama-tl4tr
      @JoeMama-tl4tr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I mean Rogan is the one rolling around with other guys

  • @JStack
    @JStack 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Rogan was a below average kickboxer, but he was a kickboxer. And is a black belt in NoGi BJJ. Really more of a purple but still.
    Yes I am autistic

    • @PoppoYoppo
      @PoppoYoppo 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh I was about to say it's just a joke but I understand where your coming from

    • @BustDaNinja
      @BustDaNinja 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pretty sure he did karate

    • @lunchbag_larry
      @lunchbag_larry 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      no he wasnt, he did taekwondo, no punches to the head allowed. that isnt kickboxing

    • @karlinngustafinn
      @karlinngustafinn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@lunchbag_larry I thought he did marco polo?

    • @pitagoras3468
      @pitagoras3468 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      You're gay

  • @NicholasAlfino
    @NicholasAlfino 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    What episode is this? Is that the guy from Pod Damn America?

  • @GOLDFISH817
    @GOLDFISH817 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Jake Flores is so not funny

    • @nurgle333
      @nurgle333 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah he stinks

  • @Brian-er7py
    @Brian-er7py 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Rest In Peace to rich piana he died.. of his death that’s what he gets for not collabing with me okpeaceoutbye

    • @TommyTheCat799
      @TommyTheCat799 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's sick it's piss

    • @williamtoth6186
      @williamtoth6186 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      We don't care about podcasts we're freaks

  • @johnnymac4927
    @johnnymac4927 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    So smart and well informed lol

  • @ChopinIsMyBestFriend
    @ChopinIsMyBestFriend 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    looks like vietnam war 2

  • @cashedrites
    @cashedrites 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    And I think watching every UFC fight for the past 15 years cage side probably makes you an expert

  • @GaziRahman-pc1ip
    @GaziRahman-pc1ip ปีที่แล้ว

    The only rogay podcast I listened to is the one with stav

  • @-Toon-
    @-Toon- 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Oh you're from jiangzhou province isn't that where they make the province?

  • @prakharpaliwal8536
    @prakharpaliwal8536 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Oh you're from Xian Xu province, isn't that where they make the province

  • @cartercartercartercar
    @cartercartercartercar 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    not that it really matters at the end of the day but with the show ending soon and all it is kind of annoying that half the great clips are gone and replaced with context-less random reups over third world flash games uploaded by some f*****s who want to make maybe $50
    and since the subreddit has been gone for over 2 years the spreadsheet is long dead. sucks.

    • @davidperez5089
      @davidperez5089 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Is it ending soon?

    • @cartercartercartercar
      @cartercartercartercar 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@davidperez5089 i think theyre done at the end of the year

    • @g.6991
      @g.6991 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cartercartercartercar cry more about 4 dudes circle jerking for an hour

  • @justingentry3747
    @justingentry3747 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    8:05 aged like a fine wine

    • @jessemercer5912
      @jessemercer5912 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jake sounding grossed out by the thought of someone pulling a Sonichu was wild.

  • @nicholasmessina6406
    @nicholasmessina6406 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Karates not bs😂

  • @CoreyHart13
    @CoreyHart13 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    What episode is this from? Anyone know?

  • @iamgubbler95
    @iamgubbler95 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Who is this unfunny guest?

    • @RolfGuitar
      @RolfGuitar 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      jake flores

    • @bojanm33
      @bojanm33 ปีที่แล้ว

      He fucking suuuuuuucks

    • @tfuenke
      @tfuenke 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Love quest

  • @paulsansonetti7410
    @paulsansonetti7410 ปีที่แล้ว

    2:30 karate is Japanese

  • @TheLegPumpkin
    @TheLegPumpkin ปีที่แล้ว

    Fun fact: That is INDEED where THEY make the province where They make the province...

  • @Currencychaser01
    @Currencychaser01 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Angry birds gameplay😂

  • @Googleaccount_2
    @Googleaccount_2 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Say it

  • @KilgoreTroutAsf
    @KilgoreTroutAsf 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I only know Peanu Reeves

  • @coheteos
    @coheteos 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Are these guys the same channel spread? Like one is just minecraft and the other just free fire

  • @LilBummmmmm
    @LilBummmmmm 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    West bank hahahaha

  • @noellesears10
    @noellesears10 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    chrogan

  • @nunchuksteev9811
    @nunchuksteev9811 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Karate isn't Chinese or Japanese, it's Okinowan.

    • @Mjhavok
      @Mjhavok 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "Okinawa is a Japanese prefecture comprising more than 150 islands in the East China Sea between Taiwan and Japan's mainland. "

    • @nunchuksteev9811
      @nunchuksteev9811 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Mjhavok Okinawa is the day Japan, but some 400 years ago during the advent of Karate, it was it's own settlement with its own ruling class, government and culture.

  • @lil_mixdrink
    @lil_mixdrink ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Too bad Jake is on this

  • @MrK4199
    @MrK4199 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    yes! angry birds!

  • @davea5884
    @davea5884 ปีที่แล้ว

    Shit I thought this was shane Gillis until the very end

    • @ScuffedLandlord
      @ScuffedLandlord ปีที่แล้ว

      I don't know how you could possibly make that mistake seeing as Shane Gillis is funny and this guy is a comedy black hole

  • @TechnoSinister
    @TechnoSinister ปีที่แล้ว

    what a terrible way to end the clip

  • @Frightful_Lag0
    @Frightful_Lag0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Gross it's censorship

  • @cashedrites
    @cashedrites 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    UFC's been around for like 30 years, Joe was a taekwondo champion not karate

  • @highecuador1873
    @highecuador1873 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Karate is okinawan

  • @jmgmedia45
    @jmgmedia45 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    this must be old for jake flores to be on it

    • @bekahviolet
      @bekahviolet ปีที่แล้ว

      I think it’s from 2017, they mention Rich Piana who died that year

  • @xeftones
    @xeftones 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Gay Rogan

  • @K9Mike
    @K9Mike 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I suppose I could Google to find my answer… But I am so curious as to how they couple of guys, so hilariously creative would come up with the absolute worst name ever for a podcast. I almost can’t listen to this podcast simply because if it’s horrible name lol

    • @DanAvenell
      @DanAvenell 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      What's the matter, you don't like cum?

  • @spikespiegel2246
    @spikespiegel2246 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    So glad stav left. He's insufferable.

    • @mactallica9293
      @mactallica9293 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes because tafs is so much better than cumtown...

  • @asdfghjjfdfvcddcbhxg6550
    @asdfghjjfdfvcddcbhxg6550 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Best guest.

  • @KenoshaKicker
    @KenoshaKicker 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Vaping kills

  • @SuperKeithers
    @SuperKeithers 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    the audio & the video never sync up?

  • @Tom_The_Slave
    @Tom_The_Slave 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lol

  • @GREATESTALLY
    @GREATESTALLY 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I don't think that's the problem with Sweden bud

  • @jonathancubillo7383
    @jonathancubillo7383 ปีที่แล้ว

    Stav is a sell out

  • @femalehero420
    @femalehero420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Lol, literally everything they say is wrong

    • @PoppoYoppo
      @PoppoYoppo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      It's almost like it's a podcast called fucking Cumtown and they're joking around

    • @JoeMama-tl4tr
      @JoeMama-tl4tr 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bro you should be banned from commenting

    • @femalehero420
      @femalehero420 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      So two things, you are not the arbiters of who can post and of course it’s a comedy podcast dumb dumbs

  • @Niko-px3dy
    @Niko-px3dy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    No comment

  • @user7966
    @user7966 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    isn't john kramer the guy from saw?

  • @Fat1990
    @Fat1990 ปีที่แล้ว

    Got whiplash because I thought It was fucking cookie run on the screen

  • @johnrosscampbell6187
    @johnrosscampbell6187 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Karate is Japanese, the word means empty fist like karaoke means empty orchestra.....fuckin Italian? Da fudge?

  • @GeoffreyBronson
    @GeoffreyBronson ปีที่แล้ว

    What an awful guest

  • @moderatelyfamous69
    @moderatelyfamous69 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You know it's a bot cuz it doesn't know Jake or whatever his name is isn't funny