New theory: Ginny suggested the most ridiculous names and Harry was the only one who backed her up, but the rest of the Weasley family were like "No! You aren't naming our niece/nephew/grandkid Mellopellius!". Eventually, she got to choose her daughter's middle name, Luna, without any objections.
@@Jellybeansatdusk Arnold the Pigmypuff, right? Yeah, that's a nice name. Not sure it fits the creature it was given to, but that seems to be Ginny's sense of humour
Not only did he go back to save Draco, in the books, his hand slipped the first time and instead of being like “I tried,” he goes back a second time, then starts complaining that Draco was holding him too tight. True love.
voldemort is a diva because he has to make his horcruxes dramatic even tho no one should find them, why live forever if you're not gonna be extra about it?
I can’t believe that the Half-Blood Prince is the goofiest movie in the series and at the same time it’s the movie where Dumbledore died, which is one of the only character deaths in a movie/book that made me cry
im just not over that snape gave himself a cringe nickname for himself, i havent read the book so im going off movie here, but did anyone actually call him that? i mean, u understand the 'pun' but eesh
@@Albme94 From what I remember it's just the nickname he gave to himself, if he'd mentioned it to anyone I think the marauders would have mocked him for it.
10:53 - Tom Felton forgot what he had to do in that scene, so Ralph Fiennes gave him a comforting hug while still in character. And then the editors left it in. HELP WHY DO I HAVE SO MANY LIKES
Ginny, alive: am I ever gonna have a say in the names of our children? Me, who read the books: the girl named an owl "pigwidgeon" please let Harry name the kids
What I hate about him is the people surrounding him. They try to justify everything he does even when it’s clearly his fault. Like geez we get it, u have a crush on the actor
@@emoji3266 personally I don’t see it, but the difference is people genuinely believe Draco was a good person. Most of the people that defend antagonists bc of their looks do it in a joking way, they don’t actually believe they are in the right. So many Draco Stans do
i love that i see this has been posted after i genuinely just spent an hour doing the math of how it’s physically impossible for professors at hogwarts to teach all lessons for their subject with just one teacher cause thats about 39 hours of teaching time per week (unless they do about 6hours of lessons all 7 days a week) the stars truly have aligned
My theory is that they don't yeah every class everyday. I remember Harry saying they had another potions lesson 3 days later (in the books). So....yeah
@@straww_berryyy yeah, the students dont have each lesson every day, youre right! but the way i worked it out (and i might be wrong lol) is that theres 3 hours per subject each week for 1st and 2nd years, 2.5 hours per subject each week for 3rd to 5th years and 2 hours per subject each week for 7th and 8th years. Thats 17.5 hours per week of teaching assuming theres only 1 class per yeargroup. But Harry’s year is ~40 kids big so thats 2 classes per year which is 39 hours of teaching a week for one teacher to manage all the students. Dependent on the popularity of the subject that might be only 35 hours if the NEWT class is small enough, but thats still a lot of hours. :)
She’s so bad a character, that the actress playing her (Imelda Staunton) feels like she’s going to throw up. But still, respect the actress going through these moments.
I watched Harry Potter and the half blood prince with my mom, and during the scene where Harry takes the luck potion and Harry is like “I have to do this, Felix told me too.” My mom said “who’s Felix?” And I was like B R U H
well it is actually really confusing, because I, a fan, I'm still confused why he says it. cuz potions can't talk?? like, how did it tell Harry to do it..? So I don't blame ur mom for asking that.
I love how in 8:32 she usually changes swear words for other words but here she just said them and beeped them out 🤣🤣🤣🤣 it really carries the message. ALSO WHOEVER WROTE THAT COMMENT YOU WERE OKAY WHEN SIRIUS DIED????!?!?!?!!!
@@puppyrex8 FR LIKE I BAWLED MY HEART OUT WHEN SIRIUS DIED THAT I NEARLY CRIED MYSELF TO SLEEP. BRO WAS MY LITERAL THERAPIST AND GAY COMFORT CHARACTERRR
Could you please do a funny Hunger Games movie review video? I love this style of video, it never fails to make me laugh :). Also now I want to buy my own Harry Potter Lego games just to watch Dobby get cut in half
@@chumbusi8147 it’s called all your stars by lordmarvloloriddle. It’s definitely horror, in the sense outside of the cannibalism scene in chapter three (I think) the fic focuses on obsessive and unhealthy relationships. Makes you feel icky for a bit afterwards but also makes you think about what it means to be happy and morality etc etc.
Reminds me of how, every time we watch the deathly hallows Pt 1, instead of talking about Lucius Malfoy about to summon the dark lord with his mark, I always say… *”why is he wearing two shirts? Isn’t it canonically around Easter?”*
"Am I ever gonna get a say in the names of my own children?" No, even your name after marriage is probably Potter, judging by every other female married Harry Potter, and therefore tied more to the men than the women.
@Lady Luly I guess, just something I noticed that no woman to my knowledge keeps her name after marriage. That was more my point rather than anything deeper behind it.
So found your channel via your part 1 video, and have binged quite a bit within a few days. And lo and behold PART 2!!!! WOOT! Just what my day needed :)
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince is what happens when the filmmakers ask themselves "what if we use the dark academia lense for the entire thing??" and i respect that
Rom com? More like Ron com. Okay bye. I'll see myself out. Also isn't the love potion actually illegal? At least at one point? Or did I just make that up because of fan fiction?
The add that appeared before the video is of a little kid (literally less than 8yo) and named "Little adventures in Potterland". And I think that's an amazing start for this video
![PURPEECH - นี่ฉันเองคนที่... (It's me) [Official MV]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/NuhHd0hOOg8/mqdefault.jpg)
"Why is everything so grey? Why is everyone so horny?“ is a great review.
Someone should write a book about that.
Maybe even 50 shades of a book
With extra bondage
And extra thumbs.
We’ll call it ‘grey and h**ny’
I thought this was a homestuck refrance until I looked at the comments 😭😭😭😭
"Am I ever gonna get a say in the names of my own children?" girl you named an owl Pigwidgeon
New theory: Ginny suggested the most ridiculous names and Harry was the only one who backed her up, but the rest of the Weasley family were like "No! You aren't naming our niece/nephew/grandkid Mellopellius!". Eventually, she got to choose her daughter's middle name, Luna, without any objections.
Arnold wasn’t that bad lol.
@@Jellybeansatdusk Arnold the Pigmypuff, right? Yeah, that's a nice name. Not sure it fits the creature it was given to, but that seems to be Ginny's sense of humour
@@taylor_green_9 I agree it might be a little awkward for a baby, but she has an appreciation for ironically normal names lol
Remus Rubeus potter, you are named after the *only two people* that ever cared for my wellbeing in that school without expecting anything
That's still much better than Albus Severus honestly lmao.
@@puredemon5926 yeah lmao 😂
And your name is kinda funny
I think he didn't name any of his kids Remus because that was already Teddy's middle name, but still... Severus? Really???
Yup! And Minerva too
Not only did he go back to save Draco, in the books, his hand slipped the first time and instead of being like “I tried,” he goes back a second time, then starts complaining that Draco was holding him too tight. True love.
The hug was actually Voldemort’s actor’s idea, Tom was confused on why he suddenly hugged him. Also kinda terrified
To be fair I would also be terrified if I was in that situation
Okay but Voldemort would have lived forever if he made a horcrux a Nokia phone.
Or a single grain of sand
voldemort is a diva because he has to make his horcruxes dramatic even tho no one should find them, why live forever if you're not gonna be extra about it?
I can’t believe that the Half-Blood Prince is the goofiest movie in the series and at the same time it’s the movie where Dumbledore died, which is one of the only character deaths in a movie/book that made me cry
I think that stark contrast definitely added to its impact.
Wow- thanks for the spoiler-
@@alexakluttz8768 You're watching a video about movie reviews ofc there'll be spoilers
im just not over that snape gave himself a cringe nickname for himself, i havent read the book so im going off movie here, but did anyone actually call him that? i mean, u understand the 'pun' but eesh
@@Albme94 From what I remember it's just the nickname he gave to himself, if he'd mentioned it to anyone I think the marauders would have mocked him for it.
The review about the “slightly creepy boy” is about to send me down a five hour rabbit hole of google
The character is actually named Micheal Corner LMAO
@@_primrse_1252calling Michael Corner “slightly creepy boy” is so canon compliant, I love it
"why must jk rowling kill the gays" sent me so hard cause it's accurate
we all know now why
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It’s sad tho
@@wanderingacrosstheeclipsern not that she doesn't want to but
@@purimustdie yeaaaa
10:53 - Tom Felton forgot what he had to do in that scene, so Ralph Fiennes gave him a comforting hug while still in character. And then the editors left it in.
HELP WHY DO I HAVE SO MANY LIKES
The funniest thing, to me, a trans man, in this video, is the trans-flag-coloured background
Also those reviews reflect my mind in so many ways
take that j. k. rowling
Fellow trans man unite!
@@coal9205 Unite!
@@Some_Siren unite!
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The fact that nobody is talking about how the background is the trans flag is a crime. Literally the moment I opened the video it had me dying 💀
i didnt even notice lol
I mean, it's a crime to JK, it's amazing to us and it's sad barely anyone is mentioning it, mention it or you a criminal
SAME
That was like my first thought
LGBTQ+ fans when they see pink and blue blending together:
Ginny, alive: am I ever gonna have a say in the names of our children?
Me, who read the books: the girl named an owl "pigwidgeon" please let Harry name the kids
i remember crying when Hedwig died and i ranted to my mom about how unfair war was and how if affected innocents too
So fun fact about the Draco Voldemort hug scene: It was improvised
I used to pronounce Hermione as Harmony
i pronounced hermione as Herimyown (in my head)
i said her-me-own
my old teacher used to pronounce it 'hermeeown grahnguh'
I always pronounced it "Her-me-on"💀
i would pronounce it "her-mi-one" like it was spelled hermi1 lol
malfoy, you ether hate him or you love him .... and hate him at the same time
There is no inbetween
I pity him and I think his character is interesting, but I also want to smack him on the head.
What I hate about him is the people surrounding him. They try to justify everything he does even when it’s clearly his fault. Like geez we get it, u have a crush on the actor
@@All-ze9cl I mean…
Tom Felton is sort of hot
@@emoji3266 personally I don’t see it, but the difference is people genuinely believe Draco was a good person. Most of the people that defend antagonists bc of their looks do it in a joking way, they don’t actually believe they are in the right. So many Draco Stans do
when i first read philosophers stone i pronounced hermiones name as "her-me-own"
I used to pronounce it Hermine
same lol
same
Yesss same.
Hearmeeounea for me
i love that i see this has been posted after i genuinely just spent an hour doing the math of how it’s physically impossible for professors at hogwarts to teach all lessons for their subject with just one teacher cause thats about 39 hours of teaching time per week (unless they do about 6hours of lessons all 7 days a week)
the stars truly have aligned
They all secretly have time turners. That's my theory any way.
@@DiscoTimelordASD honestly in that case i dont blame so many teachers being evil because that must be exhausting lmao
My theory is that they don't yeah every class everyday. I remember Harry saying they had another potions lesson 3 days later (in the books). So....yeah
@@straww_berryyy yeah, the students dont have each lesson every day, youre right! but the way i worked it out (and i might be wrong lol) is that theres 3 hours per subject each week for 1st and 2nd years, 2.5 hours per subject each week for 3rd to 5th years and 2 hours per subject each week for 7th and 8th years. Thats 17.5 hours per week of teaching assuming theres only 1 class per yeargroup. But Harry’s year is ~40 kids big so thats 2 classes per year which is 39 hours of teaching a week for one teacher to manage all the students. Dependent on the popularity of the subject that might be only 35 hours if the NEWT class is small enough, but thats still a lot of hours. :)
“In which Voldemort outs himself as Harry x Hermione shipper” got me laughing out loud fr 😂
I literally stopped reading the books in the middle of Order of The Phoenix because I hated Umbrige so much
She’s so bad a character, that the actress playing her (Imelda Staunton) feels like she’s going to throw up. But still, respect the actress going through these moments.
It’s worth sticking it out for what happens to Umbridge in Deathly Hallows.
@@timgoldberg3333 and now I’m gonna start reading again
@@dylansickinger545 wait until you read / watch the cursed child play(script)
Okay but like Luna Lovegood was the blue print for quote on quote "quirky characters".
Luna walked so Eddie and Wednesday could run 💅💅
Wednesday came before Luna
10:53 actually, that was an off-script moment from Voldemort's actor that the producers put in the movie
9:20 thanks to the LEGO company for making it less traumatizing
XD
the post at 6:15 does bring up an interesting fact because in the book, harry took polyjuice potion to disguise himself as a weasley.
I watched Harry Potter and the half blood prince with my mom, and during the scene where Harry takes the luck potion and Harry is like “I have to do this, Felix told me too.” My mom said “who’s Felix?” And I was like B R U H
well it is actually really confusing, because I, a fan, I'm still confused why he says it. cuz potions can't talk?? like, how did it tell Harry to do it..? So I don't blame ur mom for asking that.
if they ever made a harry potter remake, i would cry.
i'd still try out for a character though
i would try out for the role of "slightly creepy boy"
@@sand__witch thats an extremely impactful role
yeah they are
In my third grade art class we had to make clay animal pots and I made Hedwig with a big bloody gash on her back. They called my parents.
💀
12:52
This is the first time I've ever heard Joey not censor a swear
8:20 I relate to Dobby so much. I also only aim to maim or seriously injure.
I love how in 8:32 she usually changes swear words for other words but here she just said them and beeped them out 🤣🤣🤣🤣 it really carries the message. ALSO WHOEVER WROTE THAT COMMENT YOU WERE OKAY WHEN SIRIUS DIED????!?!?!?!!!
WHEN I WATCHED THESE MOVIES THE FIRST TIME I DIDN'T CRY IN ANY OF THE DEATHS BUT SIRIUS, YET THE BOOKS GOT ME MOST TIMES.
@@puppyrex8 FR LIKE I BAWLED MY HEART OUT WHEN SIRIUS DIED THAT I NEARLY CRIED MYSELF TO SLEEP. BRO WAS MY LITERAL THERAPIST AND GAY COMFORT CHARACTERRR
Could you please do a funny Hunger Games movie review video? I love this style of video, it never fails to make me laugh :). Also now I want to buy my own Harry Potter Lego games just to watch Dobby get cut in half
Yes! Hunger Games is on my to-do list. Thanks for watching!
7:40 shoutout to one of the most horrifying (in a good way) Harry Potter fics I’ve read that made death eaters ACTUAL CANNIBALS
And it was THE BEST
I'm suddenly both scared and curious. What's it called?
@@chumbusi8147 it’s called all your stars by lordmarvloloriddle. It’s definitely horror, in the sense outside of the cannibalism scene in chapter three (I think) the fic focuses on obsessive and unhealthy relationships. Makes you feel icky for a bit afterwards but also makes you think about what it means to be happy and morality etc etc.
@@toto.dreamer Thx!
Love to see my 1 like comment on part 1 influenced the background of part 2, I feel like not completely useless for once
Reminds me of how, every time we watch the deathly hallows Pt 1, instead of talking about Lucius Malfoy about to summon the dark lord with his mark, I always say…
*”why is he wearing two shirts? Isn’t it canonically around Easter?”*
"Am I ever gonna get a say in the names of my own children?" No, even your name after marriage is probably Potter, judging by every other female married Harry Potter, and therefore tied more to the men than the women.
@Lady Luly I guess, just something I noticed that no woman to my knowledge keeps her name after marriage. That was more my point rather than anything deeper behind it.
@Lady Luly I am guessing you read something in my comment that I didn't say. But nice list.
Why is no one talking about the llama patronus, like imagine it spits happy memories on the dementors or something
The travailing trader’s got two patronuses
I love how Dumbledore tells Harry to shave.
I don't know if its intentional or not, but I appreciate the use of the trans flag gradient in the background- for these movies especially.
Someone on Part 1 commented that I should do it, and I thought it was a nice idea :)
I love how you had the trans flag in the background, that’s awesome
4:04
Well, on the brighter side, at least her bones aren’t snapping and her eyes didn’t pop from their sockets.
Stranger things reference?
@@St3v1a Yes
Therapist: Uncensored F-bomb isn't real. It can't hurt you.
Uncensored F-bomb: 12:51
oml
Bellatrix didn’t murder Neville’s parents lol
As if torturing them to the point of insanity is any better…
She really outGirlbossed herself
1:03 if Harry wasn’t a pacifist UMBRIDGE WOULD NOT HAVE SURVIVED THE BOOK
(Hermie was tempted, for sure!)
XD
Harry should have passed a fist instead
"Remus Sirius Potter, you are named after the two gayest men i knew"
Love the trans flag gradient
First the gay flag and now the trans flag in the background?
You're a saint and a genius nice move, honestly
You know what you did with the background. Hats off. :)
So found your channel via your part 1 video, and have binged quite a bit within a few days. And lo and behold PART 2!!!! WOOT! Just what my day needed :)
Glad you enjoyed it! Thanks for watching :)
The barbie reviews 💀
Loving the trans flag background (if that was intentional)
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince is what happens when the filmmakers ask themselves "what if we use the dark academia lense for the entire thing??" and i respect that
Rom com? More like Ron com.
Okay bye. I'll see myself out.
Also isn't the love potion actually illegal? At least at one point? Or did I just make that up because of fan fiction?
@Lady Luly Thanks! 🙂
just noticed that sneaky trans flag in the bg
JK Rowling just had a seizure reading that
@@emoji3266 good she can perish
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@@elenasgaard7770you gave her a second seizure my dude
The add that appeared before the video is of a little kid (literally less than 8yo) and named "Little adventures in Potterland". And I think that's an amazing start for this video
I admit. I haven't seen all the Harry Potter films. I thought I heard about all the deaths, but I had no idea that Hedwig died. I'm devastated.
It took me a moment of confusion to realize the backdrop was the trans flag, which is a nice touch
I like the intentional/unintentional trans colours in the background
Beautiful Irony
Cold tea is very serious business among British people
Thumbnail at 4:08. I'm really glad music was included.
Edit:
4:28 Could've been a good thumbnail too.
i love how the background was a trans flag
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1:39 Luna Lovegood would believe there was a conspiracy to put bees on the moon to make moon-shine
Yo I'd love to see a video on the reviews for the Dark Knight trilogy. Great video as always! :)
I'll add it to my to-do list! Thanks.
Deathly hallows 2: why must jk rowling kill the gays 3
The fact you had a blurred trans flag in the background is a spectacular way to give a grand old “frick you” to JK Rowling. Amazing.
I just watched the premiere -- it was epic!
Imma go to sleep now
i swear you sound like you exclusively record videos at midnight while trying not to wake your parents
Tonka Joey,
If they have those reviews on letterbox, can you do a video on the Disney direct to dvd sequels?
Yes! It's on my to-do list :)
Came here because the thumbnail of "every Malfoy scene looks like an Evanescence music video" made me snort tea out my nose...
Once I heard that the romance and plot in Harry Potter would be better if Ginny got into Slytherin, and I whole heartedly agree
LOVE POTIONS SHOULD BE ILLEGAL!!!
love what you did with the background of the video
voldemort in a suit is everything to me
The trans flag in the background is killing me💀
9:31 It's called "Not Working for an Abusive Boss"
Does wonders
I forgot there was a 2 part movie at the end…
you know you've gotta do the hunger games now, right?
Multiple people have requested this now, so I'll try to get to it sooner than later!
The trans background is such a power move
These reviews are top notch and had me wheezing
The background is perfect.
the sillies
Why didn’t that one person review DH pt. 2 and say JK killed 3 gays😢
2:29 I started ANGY until *”Blank”*
XD
10:49 TR: I was just a bit excited, Bellatrix. Joyous, victorious.
NO YOU CANNOT KILL HIM *GO TAKE A BATH*
XD
If you squint just the right amount at the backdrop you can see the trans flag. But I’m pretty sure you already knew that
10/10 highly recommend subtle trans flag background
Unrelated but i love how the background kinda looks like a trans flag
It would be cool to see a Lego Movie reviews video!
It's on my to-do list! :)
This is really amazing!
2:43 yes diamondbolt, he does rock that suit
love the backround ;)
I can't get over the reviewer at 11:35 claiming that Sauron had a nose
enjoying the trans background
The name “Albus Severus Potter” is so funny to me, I don’t know why
jkr killing sirius and remus was a personal attack on the lgbtq+ community actually
Type "Aye" if you too had a crush on the actor who played Tom Riddle in Harry Potter and The Chamber of Secrets!
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AYE
Aye.
I thought that was a pregnant emoji-
Ay (I do too)
😉👍
@lucyhasnoidea Um no- 🧎🏻♀️🤰
There's clearly a difference ✨️😌
00:50 wouldn't calling Umbridge a Tory be more accurate
I had a friend who had read through all the books and thought Hermione was pronounced Her-Moin, 'oi' like 'moist'
when harry went to save draco my only thought were “let him die pls pls pls let him perish”
When I first read Hermione’s name, I thought it was harmony
3:01 the rom com without any of the Sirius x Lupin… 🥺😔