Chaotic Super Mario Bros. Movie Reviews 🍄
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 8 มิ.ย. 2023
- Buckle up in your Mario Kart, and let's-a go read the internet's thoughts on The Super Mario Bros. Movie...!
All reviews are from the site Letterboxd. Some have been edited for length.
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Who’s ready for MatPat to make a 6 hour theory video analyzing all the Luigi’s scenes to inspect his bulge? I’m patiently waiting.
HE HAD A WHAT-
And concluding this video, yes, Luigi did have a hard-on for Bowser for most of this Movie. BUT THAT'S JUST A THEORY- A FILM THEORY!
I forgot that video existed lol
@@meowmeow.gamingAnd cut.
ME
I’m ready 🫡
I was devastated by the lack of Bowser Junior in the movie. He's my favorite
I kind of mentioned that on my facebook and then my dad was randomly like "Jack White (lead singer of the White Stripes) should voice Bowser Jr in a sequel." and I'm still not over it because it would be so funny to do that. Jack and Jack, Bowser and Bowser... 😂
At least we got a Ludwig piano!
I really want Bowser Jr and the Koopalings to be the antagonists of the sequel. I don’t know who should play Bowser Jr but I do think all of the Koopalings should be played by Tom Kenny.
Finally! Someone agrees!
I never would have guessed that one day I would ship Bowser and Luigi but I’m here for it
Same.
Bro me too 😭
saaame
Same
Same
"Not enough Peach feet pics. Zoo Wee Mama!!!! 11!!!!!!!"
- Actual 1 star Google Review of the Mario Movie
That _has_ to be a joke 😭
loving it!
The fuck???
Jacksfilms let his A.I out to type that.
The zoo wee mama tho-😭
I saw this movie with my friend and we now have an unbreakable bond because of Peaches, in fact they played Peaches at my prom and we slow danced together to it
platonic relationship goals
lol 😂
Bowser and Luigi SHOULD have kissed!
Get out of the comments shipper!
@@epp678 are you seriously that riled up over my opinion? I'm just curious, does it give you joy to get annoyed over the not even 2 lines long comment that could have easily been scrolled past? I'm not mad far from it actually just curious.
@@pencilsharpenerwithgooglye7382 um... i think someone else here is the riled up one..
@@sarahhuntington5530 yeah I admit I was a bit out of line, BTW why did you yell at me to get out of the comments?
@@pencilsharpenerwithgooglye7382 No they didn't? That was another person.
The amount of opportunities for a Mr. L type arc with Luigi was INSANE and the only thing that makes me sadder than the lack of that is the lack of TOADSWORTH
YEAH DUDE like they literally didn't include PEACHS FATHER IN HER OWN BACKSTORY
That blue toad with the deep voice could totally have been replaced with him!
The fact there was actually concept art of toadsworth AND toadette
@@CyberGothika THERE WAS??
@@projectaotm YUP!!
I finally watched this for the first time last night. I’m a singer. Must all my performances be masterpieces? Cant they just just be me screaming peaches with my brother
Personally i think that is a Masterpiece
We do need a Wii Sports Movie, though. Complete with Wii graphics and sound effects.
yes
Matt is the antagonist of the movie
*foul ball* in the background as the main character screams that that wasn’t fair
YESS
*nice on*
If Wario is in the next movie, I want him to say “Have a rotten day!” at least once.
I would've written this movie so much differently if I had the chance.
Like, I would've had Bowser turning the kingdom to stone like the game manual says and that's why Mario is the only one who can save stop him.
But I also would have made yoshi the sassy sidekick who takes every opportunity to call Mario some variation of stupid but still hangs around due to an unintentional life debt to Mario.... So there's that ...
That would have been much better. I literally just would have adapted Super Paper Mario, probably fucking around with different styles and forms of animation.
If I was forbidden from Super Paper Mario, then I would have kept Peach away from the action, and made her less-human looking. Her talents lay in politicking, that’s why Mario fights. (Also Luigi in distress is a weird choice, I would have him brainwashed or manipulated into working for Bowser)
Yoshi is a sweet silly boy he would never
I hope I'm not the only one who said "and then there's chunky, he's dead." When it started playing the donkey Kong rap
4:51 The suicidal baby luma was honestly one of my favorite characters
5:57 Waluigi's 'Villan origin story' is that he was a tennis player Wario hired to play doubles ONE TIME, and things just went downhill from there.
You know what I would go absolutely feral over? If in the inevitable sequel(s) we get some Paper Mario references. A friendly goomba family walking by in the background, one of the kids has a blue hat, some dudes in weird uniforms with a X on them discreetly investigating things, a masked jester that secretly stares at Luigi for an uncomfortable amount of time. One thing though, that for the sake of everyone's sanity we probably shouldn't get, despite how desperately I want to see, is Count Bleck. He would just be too pretty for anyone to handle.
Think about it, the gem, the cape, the *stars and actual galaxies inside the cape*, the spooky jack-o-lantern face, the monocle. Think what Illumination could do with the Count's already top tier character design, the absolute magic that would be wrought. If they put that man on a cinema screen for even a second the entire Mario fanbase will spontaneously combust, Count Bleck will be made the newest, most popular Tumblr sexyman despite being happily married to his bug wife, and the internet will never be the same.
Any of the first three paper game's plot would make an absolutely wild movie though.
Oh my gosh, you are so right-
Count Bleck animated by Illumination and played to that large an audience in the internet's current climate would take Tumblr by STORM-
He wouldn't need to mind control anybody, he'd already have an army.
“Count Bleck will be made the newest, most popular Tumblr sexy man despite being happily married to his bug wife.” I’ve been in the SPM fandom for awhile and Dimentio is already a couple steps away from being a Tumblr sexy man. XD
I mean dimentios already a tumblr sexyman so tbh i wouldnt be surprised if bleck is close behind
Honestly, I enjoyed the movie a lot. I was disappointed characters like yoshi and Toadette weren’t there and Luigi didn’t have a bigger role but other then that I found the movie cute.
Also after watching this we need Donkey Kong x Mario fanfics now /j
ao3. i found it
@@6Shots_ofEspresso LOL that’s great
It's to force you to go see the sequel
@@shigekaxnot nessacarily, most movies and books do something to want you to read/watch the next thing, its good storytelling if it works.
Whenever I saw king boo in the wedding I literally screamed KING BOO in front of the theater.
YOU GET IT
that Dry Bones at the wedding was the best character in the movie and I will hear NO opinions to the contrary
I don’t know dude, i think the Dry bones at the wedding was the best character, though the Dry bones at the wedding is a close 2nd
isn't he the koopa who said "what if she says no ?"
@@Keyzsmoka He is, I believe.
I don't even know which dry bones you are talking about, but I agree
@@boogiesarcade idk what he says in english, but basically we see him after Peach hit Kamek and uuh idk how to explain 😔
This movie literally got me to start shipping bowuigi, plus, after my family and I watched the movie, my older sister shipped bowuigi hard....now so do i :)
The trailer really got people excited, at first I was like, Lol why? But then I thought about and now I too ship bowuigi. The disappointment I felt when they didn't go in that direction (Which I expected to happen) is immeasurable and my day is ruined.
@@masked_undead539yes.
as an Asexual, I'd rather be a 20 year old virgin then anything else
Same
They really created an intentional cinematic parallel with Mario landing in the mushroom kingdom ruled by Peach (his love interest) and Luigi landing in the dark lands ruled by Bowser (his love interest) and then didn't follow through. Cowards
4:07 NO. OKAY. HONESTLY?!?!?!?
I walked out of that movie absolutely *certain* that I was going to open tumblr and get bombarded with...donkario(?) ship art, or gif sets, or fic links, or just...*something,* but I didn't! And it was weird!
I don't even ship them! But they seem shippable!! They seem like! A thing people would've gone crazy over!! I was so confused!!!
I remember sitting in the theater during the scene where Mario saves Donkey Kong and just thinking “…Enemies to lovers”
I never thought I would ever say “Donkey Kong was my favorite character” but here we are
Ever since I saw the Dora movie in theaters, I've been waiting for a Blues Clues murder mystery
that??? would be so cool???
There's... a Dora movie??
@@airconditionedBreeze yeah, it was a live action jungle romp with death traps and everything, it was surprisingly okay (although it _does_ end in a dance number)
@@GibusWearingMann IT ENDS IN A DANCE NUMBER???
@@allysonfunk2010 yes. yes it does.
I misread the thumbnail as "bowser and luigi better have kids"
Also if you look really close at the piano Bower plays Peaches on it says Ludwig Von Koopa, and as a koopaling stan I appreciated it
I'm sorry but I felt more called out with every scene of the little luma who wanted to die
same 😭 iw as the only one laughing at it too
I'm just gonna put this out there, the second movie should be about Bowser Junior rescuing his dad
Okay but the Mario Movie was so fun? It felt more like it was meant for people who grew up with Mario instead of random people, like it was so fun to watch little kids get so confused about why certain jokes were so funny because it's just. No kid. You don't get it. British 5 year olds have no taste in media omg.
Also favourite character and ship? Rosalina easily, and in terms of ships Bowuigi (Most of my art tumblr is Bowuigi and idk how to feel about that.)
Feel good about that
0:56 the last one is actually a very very common crime
Why didn't the blue shell hit Peach and Toad since they were first?
C I N E M A
here is my review : ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️1/2 stars
for the sequel just rip the plot and every moment of paper mario the thousand year door, trust me fans (me) and critics will love it. I NEED A SHADOW QUEEN PEACH AND PEACH DUET ALL HOPE IS LOST SONG I WILL BE SATISFIED IF YOU DO - me, someone who had a epic mario birthday party
I'm glad this movie has helped spread the rare MarioXDonkey Kong ship, also what would you say the ship name for them is? Marikong? Donkio? MK?
I don't know what's commonly used, but I for one like Donkio!
Luigi IS babygirl!
saw it in the cinema literally like 2 days ago. let me tell you, me and my partner spent like 90% of the movie making bad jokes about luigi/bowser
4:44 me if there are no Paper Mario and/or Mario + Rabbids references in the sequel
5:24 when i watched the movie with my friends there was a kid infront of us. He was quiet for most of the movie but in the final fight scene he kept yelling at mario to defeat bowser. It was actually quite funny
6:56 I would HAPPILY watch a Wii sports movie as long as we got to see Wuhu island in its entirety.
I went into this movie expecting some real sexual tension from Bowser and Luigi but Mario and Donkey Kong had to steal that from them
Waiting for the NCU: Nintendo cinematic universe, where the Super Smash Bros film is like the avengers for the MCU
To be fair, I also said "Absolutely" when watching this in the theater and had two of my friends turn to me
I got so fucking excited when I saw those yoshi cameos I was pointing at the screen trying to get my dad to look, good morning to everyone except for people who don’t like Yoshi
I want bowser jr, the koopalings, wario and waluigi to exist in a sequel. I was devastated at the lack of bowser jr. I was hyped to see him appear once, but he never did. All I got was a Ludwig Von Koopa easter egg on the piano. The koopalings would all have so much personality with their flying clown cars and styles. Ludwig being serious, Lemmy being goofy, Roy being rude (possibly hot bc he looks like he gets all the women), Iggy just mentally insane and annoying, Wendy being sassy and girly, Morton just being a crackhead and Larry being the kind and chill one. Wario and Waluigi must also be added as 2 fame and money hungry people who found their way in the mushroom kingdom and hate mario and luigi. I later want mario, luigi, wario and waluigi to team up in the end of the sequel to defeat (the now freed) bowser and the koopalings. Mario with his bravery, Luigi with his “getting luigi’d” power, Wario using body slams and Waluigi…just beating the living shat out of the enemies with a tennis racket. I also want Wendy to flirt with the mario bros. For some reason.
County roads
Let’s a go
It’s a me
Mario
Okidoki
Mama Mia
It's a me...
Mario
⭐⭐⭐⭐
Great movie, Peach was major gorlboss and Mario was a furry sometimes. The best character was the Luma.
MY REVIEW’S IN THE FUCKING THUMBNAIL HOLY SHIT!!
Today I took a bite out of a peach to sing the peaches song, only to realize I’m autistic and HATE the fuzzy peach texture.
The fact that this movie got as many negative reviews as it did is WILD to me. I went to see it in theaters three times and I cried EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. I grew up with the Mario franchise and this movie was a dream come true. The relationship between the brothers was so sweet, Mario and Peach's friendship (and maybe love later, we'll have to wait and see) was very cute and felt genuine. And Bowser? Well, Bowser was amazing. He was simultaneously a badass and a pathetic incel. Also I loved Toad, he was so funny! Plus the soundtrack was amazing. Anyway sorry for the wall of text, I just really love this movie
i hope we get a video on reviews on the old Live-Action Mario Movie at some point
I feel like that one monkey in the lab coat that takes Mario Toad and Peach to Cranky was supposed to be Funky Kong.
As much as I love bowser, I couldn't tolerate the mario slander. He has done absolutely NOTHING wrong and has been the goodest of boys, and I will forever stand by that🤚
I can, in fact, confirm that it's Mah-rioh, because that's how the characters all say it in The Great Mission to Rescue Princess Peach.
I mean that's also how Mario himself says it all the time
Man I thought my not so creative review of “I mean, we got Mario and Luigi, but still have a lack of Wario and Waluigi.” was there but whatever.
fun fact the mushroom known as the liberty cap mushroom is native to the danish forests and is THE mushroom people use when talking about "shrooms"
my mom's mad at peach for not picking bowser, she believes he's the perfect man ://
Sat down with my BBQ, was like ugh what should I watch, saw the thumbnail and was like PLS BE TONKA JOEY. perfect. bless.
1:26 Flint Lockwood: Am I a joke to you?
I'm down for a Wii Sports movie
So Uh Thanks To This Movie Captain Falcon, Duck Hunt Duck, Duck Hunt Dog, And Pit Have Now Technically Have Made An Appearance In Cinema.
I think we should all agree that Bowser is just a giant yandere turtle.
Ever since I started seeing your videos, now whenever I read any sort of reviews (including some TH-cam comments), your voice echoes in my head and I love it.
I’m starting to think that Tonka Joey is just a more crackhead Dream Jelly
5:34- I can’t get over that part 😂😂😂
Fr tho if the 2nd movie doesn’t have Danny Devito as Wario, Willem Dafoe as Waluigi or Scarlett Johansson as Daisy I will drop kick every 6 year old in the theater.
Happy Rosalina wasn't there, She'd be ruined. No, I a not saying this because she was like my first ever fictional crush and I refuse to accept that she wasn't as good when I was a young girl not knowing English and she was probably not as cool as I made her to be in my mind because I literally couldn't read her dialogue but oh my god she was like my first ever gay crush and I don't want to know who she actually is in case it doesn't fit what my head thought she is and I still always play her if I can and I don't want my childhood to be ruined and omg-
1:46 Well, Peach is indeed a baddie.
Luigi and Daisy aren't in love, they're just gay besties
You tellin’ me that Daisy doesn’t peg Luigi?
@@deadlydingus1138 Yes. I think canonically the love is more onesided
Honestly, while i expected atleast some plot, the visual were atleast nice. It's not the greatest movie of all time, but it doesnt have to be anyways.
this movie made me long for a Punch-Out movie more than a Mario Bros 2
also, the owner of the Punch Out diner was not Pizza Pasta and that's a shame
also I am way too passionate about Punch Out
0:37 luigi board 🔥
They really be tearing mario apart out here
Great! Now we gotta figure out if Bowser JR. Has earlobes
The fact they put the credits with a Wii sports resort soundtrack in the background after that final review killed me.
I was watching the movie in 3D and the scene where Bowser was practicing his confession to Peach (with Kamek) made me feel something I shouldn't be feeling.
every single time we mention this movie around my father, he talks about how at the end mario and luigi looked like they were gonna make out and i dont know how to feel about it. I was honestly surprised none of the reviews mentioned it
Nah Bowser was a baddie in this movie, he deserved better. Peach is missing out fr
idk why, but the Mario Movie made me to become a Koopa General (Blue Shell, Spiny) simp. still am a simp for that insane, the friendship killer in Mario Kart item, 1st place finder, blue spikey shelled koopa. the guy who was so loyal to Bowser and literally gave his life to kill Mario (in which he failed). why was he the one my heart chose to love? why was he the one to become my favorite character from the movie?
i may not have the answers, but idc. i need more fanfic about him on AO3 and i need them asap! (please)
So glad there are others who ship DK and Mario (future me is going to look back at this comment and cry)
2:47 HISOKA445 STOP RIGHT THERE. FBI OPEN UP
HELPJELP JELHEL
This movie was fun and all, but now that it’s been incredibly successful, Illumination has claimed Link and Zelda’s souls for a Zelda movie. I’m afraid.
Funny story one time I was talking to my friend about stuff she brings up the Mario movie I said Luigi and Bowser makes a great ship she said what are you talking about? I asked if I was high and said I’m insane then I show her the clip from the movie where Luigi is face-to-face with Bowser in a TikTok edit and then she said she can see the appeal now
IM SO GLAD THAT IM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO SAW DONKEY KONG X MARIO, I CANT FIND ANYTHING FOR THE SHIP ONLINE
cue me patiently waiting for the Nintendo cinematic universe to become a thing so I can have a splatoon movie (or tv show, that would be better actually) by... idk 2027? 2037? whatever I need it to happen... but Mario movie 2 def needs to happen first
4:07 YES THIS!!!!! THIS!!!!!!!!!!! THIS EXACTLY!!!
"thats Elton John" took me the fuck out. but honestly that kid isn't wrong 😕🙄😎
I saw this movie with a group of my friends, and for some reason the theatre was completely empty. We had the whole theatre to ourselves. And so we were super annoying and loud and scream-laughing the whole time, I had the time of my life
No but I’m obsessed with this movie it’s so freaking good
Are we gonna pretend that a joker style movie but with waluigi would go hard?
4:45 a true Queen Birdo is!
Still better than the first Mario Bros movie.
Thank you as always for your wonderful videos🩷🙂
2:43-2:48 the two types of people omg 😭
4:24 aren't they cousins?
*SWEET HOME ALABAMA*
if you know anything about royal lineages then by all accounts it makes sense
5:09 These kids are gonna become Rocky Horror fans when they grow up
My actual favorite mario brothers ship is between Daisy and Luigi
watching this vid before and after seeing the mario movie is certainly an experience
Love the reviews as always 🤗 Could you do across the spiderverse next?
yesss atsv
2:42 well now you can because there's plushies of toad and figures of him too! Any questions?
I was so exited for this
If I see anoucements/teasers/trailers of Luigi's mansion, I'll scream.