How Apples Are Made In A Lab

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  • @markspencer4092
    @markspencer4092 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11544

    They take a bite out of each apple and discard them as if apples grow on trees.

    • @rosi6965
      @rosi6965 3 ปีที่แล้ว +461

      Lmfao 😂💀💀

    • @jayyeskay8228
      @jayyeskay8228 3 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      Goodness

    • @Agojie
      @Agojie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +302

      Lol, I hate to say this but...

    • @confuseddiluc4972
      @confuseddiluc4972 3 ปีที่แล้ว +186

      Hold up

    • @Quick-ug2wl
      @Quick-ug2wl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +431

      Guys do we tell him?

  • @HessBenteTres
    @HessBenteTres 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20657

    The perfect apple would be the one who doesn’t overprice it’s gadgets and is compatible with all chargers.

    • @PearTreeBudz
      @PearTreeBudz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +325

      What's wrong? Did you buy the 12 and not realize something?

    • @Link_t.
      @Link_t. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Obsessed

    • @krollpeter
      @krollpeter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +444

      ... and can easily be repaired, very important!

    • @Link_t.
      @Link_t. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@krollpeter it can be repaired literally at every apple store and authorized store, by professionals...

    • @Link_t.
      @Link_t. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@krollpeter except they have actual, precise experiences with apple devices than others who just have general knowledge

  • @zedjacob8065
    @zedjacob8065 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8187

    If you don't mind having a less red apple, the Fuji apple is literally the sweetest one out there.

    • @8BitNostalgia
      @8BitNostalgia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +589

      Not true, I live in Washington state the apple capital of the world. The sweetest apple on average is the Honey crisp. It will hold its sugar content better and longer.. unless your picking off the tree you want a honey crisp not a fuji. Which is one of the parents of the cosmic crisp.

    • @crankypantsmcduff
      @crankypantsmcduff 3 ปีที่แล้ว +213

      ooh I like Fuji apples nom nom nom. Each to their own.

    • @pogcat6101
      @pogcat6101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +238

      @@8BitNostalgia I mean Fuji apple is very sweet and honey crisp is just the same but the honey crisp have more crunchy than the Fuji apple

    • @ohyeahminecraft
      @ohyeahminecraft 3 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      I had a cosmic crisp last year when the grocery store I work at got them, as soon as they came in... divine. Sugar sweet and the sweetest apple I've ever tasted. Big too. Almost too sweet.

    • @2ToTheDome
      @2ToTheDome 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Gala apples are the sweetest

  • @Chickin
    @Chickin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4018

    2:28 never felt so relatable to an apple

    • @torera5529
      @torera5529 3 ปีที่แล้ว +158

      Deadass tho💀

    • @youngrocky5139
      @youngrocky5139 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      💀

    • @polarbear8440
      @polarbear8440 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      its what us southerners do on the daily :)

    • @seez6963
      @seez6963 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      NO 😭

    • @taylorrae8701
      @taylorrae8701 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@polarbear8440 wdym?

  • @happydays9501
    @happydays9501 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8499

    It's kind of sad how many apples were bitten only once

    • @breadyblox2263
      @breadyblox2263 3 ปีที่แล้ว +265

      Yup and I would like to taste that cosmic krisp

    • @frogstereighteeng5499
      @frogstereighteeng5499 3 ปีที่แล้ว +331

      Would be interesting if they made pies and such for charity. Or donated them somewhere

    • @MrThekingofcod6
      @MrThekingofcod6 3 ปีที่แล้ว +553

      Don’t worry, they use those apples as Apple logos in each MacBook.

    • @henriettagabrieldivine7062
      @henriettagabrieldivine7062 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@MrThekingofcod6 your comment is so underrated 😂😂😂

    • @harjitkaur8957
      @harjitkaur8957 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@MrThekingofcod6 xD

  • @maixe13
    @maixe13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3228

    1:16
    This man said “I eat an apple everyday”
    Doctors are afraid of him

    • @hihii9140
      @hihii9140 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      loll

    • @ianwong684
      @ianwong684 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      He is a doctor

    • @DrRiq
      @DrRiq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Doctors HATE him!

    • @Fennetic
      @Fennetic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@ianwong684 then that just means he hates himself...

    • @Fennetic
      @Fennetic 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @M.B nah man, I completely agree. I just might stab myself at any moment now...
      All jokes aside I agree with your point of view.

  • @familia3sgte
    @familia3sgte 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2825

    Cosmic Crisp: *Exists
    Fuji: I'm about to end this man's whole career.

    • @hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii1
      @hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Actually a lot of people who have tried the cosmic crisp have loved it. But you should definitely try it yourself.

    • @waffletraktor9660
      @waffletraktor9660 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Gala is the best. Or honey crisp. But red delicious is gross.

    • @madhistory421
      @madhistory421 3 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      @@waffletraktor9660 seriousely? Ppl actually eat red delicious? I ate it before and the skin was so hard to chew and it wasn’t that sweet either

    • @helenavilla8867
      @helenavilla8867 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I only eat fuji apple

    • @AJ-lg2sg
      @AJ-lg2sg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@waffletraktor9660 Yessir, Gala is the best

  • @celam5761
    @celam5761 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2842

    “What’s your job?”
    “I work at a lab”
    “What do you do at the lab?”
    *” a p p l e “*

    • @OHOE1
      @OHOE1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Still not better then apples from my apple tree at home

    • @heromaxone2993
      @heromaxone2993 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Or “what’s your job”
      “I work with apples”
      “You mean you work at apple”
      “No”

    • @zvigier
      @zvigier 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      THE APPLE or big red apple 🤣

    • @notreallyagameranymore
      @notreallyagameranymore 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Apol tim

    • @bandanasaikia6048
      @bandanasaikia6048 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You mean u work at the lab of trillion dollar company? Cool
      No I said Apple, a real apple

  • @LEAHF4R
    @LEAHF4R 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2999

    The perfect apple is the one that gives me fire resistance, regeneration, Resistance, absorbtion etc

    • @royalgummyworm8131
      @royalgummyworm8131 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      Wanna go to dungeons with the homies get some notch apples since you can't craft them anymore?

    • @Ahmed-jv7oc
      @Ahmed-jv7oc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Haha lmao

    • @mostbaseddog
      @mostbaseddog 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@royalgummyworm8131 Damn.... how could they do that...

    • @Androidy
      @Androidy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@mostbaseddog Xbox 360 you can still craft them

    • @mousegoldstein4518
      @mousegoldstein4518 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The perfect apple for gives me strength, vitality, endurance, everything I could ever want.

  • @drewder1789
    @drewder1789 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3298

    The meme potential behind “take a bite, soft, terrible” is unrealized

  • @matthewb840
    @matthewb840 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2002

    Today I learned that apples can go out of style....

    • @TheSpecialJ11
      @TheSpecialJ11 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Pretty sure people grew taste buds.

    • @Mayakran
      @Mayakran 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Taste changes-that’s why no one eats savory jello “salads” anymore (they were a huge deal in the 50’s)

    • @veryconfused9768
      @veryconfused9768 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah

    • @princessbanana4625
      @princessbanana4625 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @Eli Wiens no u

    • @mokushmasmo6009
      @mokushmasmo6009 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's called supply and demand

  • @BlackCat-yx9nt
    @BlackCat-yx9nt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1165

    " I work at an Apple lab"
    " Wow, Mac, iPhone or electric car?"
    " Actually Cosmic Crisp"
    " Woah, Apple has a new space program ?"

    • @marywatters5346
      @marywatters5346 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      God loves you and will never stop loving you! Repent of your sins and want to give your life to God. God sent his only Son Jesus to die on the cross for our sins. John 3:16 tells us how much God loves us.❤❤❤🙏🏾❤❤

    • @MarmoMossBoll
      @MarmoMossBoll 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@marywatters5346 this has nothing to do with this comment

    • @cocoman1456
      @cocoman1456 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@marywatters5346 there's nothing to do with this comment

    • @berketleulkal6673
      @berketleulkal6673 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@marywatters5346 I would if it existed

    • @MashZ
      @MashZ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@marywatters5346 but if I stop sinning then Jesus literally died for nothing

  • @aidenwinter1117
    @aidenwinter1117 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2612

    I can’t be the only one thinking they’d grow whole apples out of those slices at we saw at the beginning when they said “this is how apples are now grown”

    • @HashlessBrown
      @HashlessBrown 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      This is the reason I clicked the video. I also had the same thought.

    • @pd-hh7tj
      @pd-hh7tj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I don't know why I thought that. LOL!!!😅

    • @angel_cat
      @angel_cat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Same. 😅😂

    • @tm-tn5cw
      @tm-tn5cw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hahahaha me too! 🤣 I don't know why it came into my mind

    • @mrcapt8106
      @mrcapt8106 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No. My IQ isn't that low

  • @nomexx7101
    @nomexx7101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1036

    My grandpa says he remembers when red delicious became popular and his friends and him wanted to see the hype and they went and bought one and were met with the biggest disappointment of their lives.

    • @awwci
      @awwci 3 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      That reminds me about a story I read about in a test. The story takes place somewhere in Asia, and it is about a man who brought home an apple as a gift for her daughter. I think they saved up to get it, because it was an American export(I am uncertain). The daughter would oftentimes imagine how tasty the red apple would be, but she thought that the apple was too pretty to eat. Once a week had passed she finality decided to have a taste. She was disappointed when she finally tasted it.

    • @jrpapi5
      @jrpapi5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@awwci that story is so crazy given the fruit gifting industry in Japan and China. I mean they must've gotten tired of the disappointment and opted to outdo the US times 10😅

    • @papasscooperiaworker3649
      @papasscooperiaworker3649 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jrpapi5 what

    • @Rrrrcc4666
      @Rrrrcc4666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Omg when i was growing up my dad used to bring basket -20lbs of Kashmiri apples for winters back in India and those apples were so fragrant that i still sometimes remember those days and taste of those apples were heavenly. Now i live in Canada and apples here so tastless bland and your toungie would only onow the taste of sugar and now i stopped eating apples.

    • @therealnoodles7638
      @therealnoodles7638 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Red delicious doesn't taste that great. My preference is gala apples.

  • @mokriprdac689
    @mokriprdac689 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2232

    Am I the only one who thought they were gluing it at the start?

    • @WizInsight108
      @WizInsight108 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Me too. 😂😂😂😂

    • @dianaval6082
      @dianaval6082 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Same 😂

    • @turtsable
      @turtsable 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      So it wasn’t varnish? Hahaha

    • @Rhetzelle
      @Rhetzelle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      same ahaha

    • @MichaelHarto
      @MichaelHarto 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Weird selection for a wallpaper..

  • @breezyg7652
    @breezyg7652 3 ปีที่แล้ว +871

    This man has just ended every doctors career

    • @queensaharaice7376
      @queensaharaice7376 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @CARLOS ERNESTO BECERRIL LOPEZ Agreed! Why only 53 likes :(

    • @kris_pang
      @kris_pang 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lol maybe because people don't understand.

    • @igot7armytaekook308
      @igot7armytaekook308 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      People who are allergic to apples and those who don’t like apples:............=____=

    • @annaeka2466
      @annaeka2466 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Oh those old saying that says an apple a day make doctors away

    • @amoghplayzroblox2983
      @amoghplayzroblox2983 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So underateddd

  • @7ranscendenceRL
    @7ranscendenceRL 3 ปีที่แล้ว +815

    2:27 "take a bite..." *throws on the ground* "soft"
    that one made me wince a bit...

    • @carlodifiore
      @carlodifiore 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Was looking for someone who though the same hahaha

    • @eilliem4826
      @eilliem4826 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      I know, It feels wrong.

    • @gr1mmy954
      @gr1mmy954 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      God: So you have chosen death

    • @Randomdude1979
      @Randomdude1979 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      I can already imagine all the starving people getting a stroke from this

    • @ccroww
      @ccroww 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      "Gordon Ramsay has entered the chat"

  • @AJ12Gamer
    @AJ12Gamer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4218

    At this rate. In a 100 years apples will just be as sweet and unhealthy as a chocolate bar 😂

    • @user-ff9rx
      @user-ff9rx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +263

      All veg in our stores are already packed with unhealthy, no need to wait for 100 years, we are living it now

    • @thisisahumanlol8255
      @thisisahumanlol8255 3 ปีที่แล้ว +264

      @@saveusgod1524
      Yes animals shouldnt be in cages, but vaccines are not poisioning people. It helps to train the immune system.

    • @saveusgod1524
      @saveusgod1524 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Carina Liang thank you God bless, u are so amazing 🤩

    • @saveusgod1524
      @saveusgod1524 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@tired_bish5423 thank you, what you see in others is in yourself, God bless, you are amazing 🤩

    • @Ari-rf9bu
      @Ari-rf9bu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      @Carina Liang unfortunately I doubt they’re trolling. Too many people think vaccines are so “dangerous and awful”. 🙄🙄

  • @duret-robertlouis2973
    @duret-robertlouis2973 3 ปีที่แล้ว +715

    5:20 What the hell is this !? One slice of apple in a thick plastic packaging ? How is this legal ?!

    • @CaT-pv5ki
      @CaT-pv5ki 3 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      have you ever had a school lunch? we get these all the time

    • @VanguardJohnson
      @VanguardJohnson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      I think there's more than a slice in each package

    • @duret-robertlouis2973
      @duret-robertlouis2973 3 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      @@CaT-pv5ki in France they put WHOLE fruits, and on a plate..

    • @eragon78
      @eragon78 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      And itll cost you like $0.50 to 1$ for that too.

    • @eragon78
      @eragon78 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @Sobo who gave you it for free?
      Im talking about the retail cost of them.

  • @HashlessBrown
    @HashlessBrown 3 ปีที่แล้ว +380

    I go to the grocery store and see that half an isle in the produce section is full of different apples..I browse through them all and always end up buying the second cheapest one.

    • @JohnDoe-wx2oo
      @JohnDoe-wx2oo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sometimes the cheaper apples are more tasty. People don't buy them because they look wonky and because they think cheap=bad.

    • @lightdark00
      @lightdark00 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I stick to this order: Breaburn, Granny Smith, Pink Lady, Red Delicious. If one of those four is on sale, the others may be superseded. The hardest to find is my number one.

    • @010ChrisisCool
      @010ChrisisCool 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I've taste tested the whole selection before and my favorite actually was the red delicious, except I only like it with the skin peeled

    • @ericolens3
      @ericolens3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oof, thats one way of doing it.
      Just find the food you like.
      Gala is a nice crispy non expensive one.
      But buy just 1 new type of fruit every now and then. If its good. Try to make your nicer dishes with it.
      I stumbled upon Golden Opal. I only buy 2 at a time because its so good (also the price) but I can only eat half of it due to the Golden Opal being so sweet.
      Its based on the Golden delicious so it's sweet. But its crispy so non of the mushy traits that come from the "delicious" type of apples. They also somehow made it resistant to browning. So if you cut it, it will stay fresh longer.
      I eat half and come back the next day to finish it. I think they made it that way for people who do wine, cheese, and fruit trays.
      But seriously, try a new apple or fruit sometime. Just buy low amounts in case its not tasty or you want to save money.

  • @MinutePlant
    @MinutePlant 3 ปีที่แล้ว +637

    This video is a part of their $10M marketing campaign😂😂😂🤞

    • @G3NK5T42
      @G3NK5T42 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It is! Red Delicious Apples are literally some of the most delicious, sweetest, crunchiest apples available! They're just trying to undermine the tastiest apples & promote this guy's apples, which I bet will be half the taste but twice the price!

    • @Weisz
      @Weisz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@G3NK5T42 aw hellllllll no. Red delicious are GROSS. Honeycrisp is imo the best, and since these are based on that I bet they will be good

    • @frostbite5092
      @frostbite5092 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Weisz hello meat slapper guy

    • @apatriot6421
      @apatriot6421 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Weisz didn't expect to see you here 🙃

    • @PsyDei
      @PsyDei 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Wow, people really are passionate about apples. Through all this video I was like "who gives a f*ck? An apple is an apple"
      I'll buy one of each variety next time and taste them.

  • @pinapberry4988
    @pinapberry4988 3 ปีที่แล้ว +883

    Fuji apple is still the GOAT. they’re big, sweet, crunchy, juicy and not too pricy

    • @kcoker9189
      @kcoker9189 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      That's gotta be the tag line to some escort service 😂

    • @therealnoodles7638
      @therealnoodles7638 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Gala apples. Fuji is too sweet and too hard for me.

    • @milkyway5192
      @milkyway5192 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Again, a man of culture you are.

    • @emperorhadrian6011
      @emperorhadrian6011 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@milkyway5192
      Truly.

    • @MrArtVein
      @MrArtVein 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Until you taste the Pink Lady

  • @mohammedsaleh5970
    @mohammedsaleh5970 3 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    4:49 was the moment when I realized that I been watching a very long Ad.

  • @lebimas
    @lebimas 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    2:27 “take a bite” *takes bite*
    *throws apple* “it’s soft. Terrible”
    Had me laughing

  • @cott7203
    @cott7203 3 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    Imagine waiting in line for 2 hours for the new apple

    • @CardoY.D.E
      @CardoY.D.E 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I see what you did there lol 👍

    • @JassyGetzFit
      @JassyGetzFit 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol 😂

  • @RuralRootsLiving
    @RuralRootsLiving 3 ปีที่แล้ว +495

    It's kind of upsetting that one of the main criteria is looks. When I was in the right grade I started a pretty big garden. My friends always wondered why. I told them because, "One I want to eat as locally as possible and our grocery stores care more about looks than flavor."

    • @Leen7293
      @Leen7293 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      But looks literally affect flavor. Maybe not in reality but in our brains it does. You enjoy eating something that’s looks organized and pretty than eating the *same* thing disorganized and has different weird colors.
      Like if there were two identical apple clones where one is red and the other is painted to look moldy and old, you’d enjoy the one that looks better.

    • @user-tv4ih2kq6r
      @user-tv4ih2kq6r 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@Leen7293 lol... still pretty stpd and ridiculous though. You taste them not display them. Sure presentation can help to elevate the food by tricking the brain or staff, only if you refer to served dishes not agricultural products.
      Since when an average apple or other staff in grocery looks disgusting unless theyre infested or rotten? Unless, you grew up in a very commercialized environment where machines and companies are the one who produce these products. They sure look good, but taste like plastic and could oftenly dangerous with chemicals used just to make your food "look good".
      Im pretty sure youve seen a very pleasing food by picture and looks, but taste disgusting. And, Im sure after tasting that you would think about the worth of your money that is wasted.

    • @Anafyral666
      @Anafyral666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@user-tv4ih2kq6r the reason why the red delicious was so popular for so long was because it had its looks prioritised over its flavour so people would buy it for looks over other apples, and then the breed was diluted so it looked better and better but was undeserving of the name "red delicious". In order to out-compete the other apples in stores it needs to have advantages over them, and to do so it needs to appeal to common customer sensibilities. If it manages to taste good and look good it would do what the red delicious and honeycrisps do but better and then be the "best apple" and potentially corner the market or something

    • @user-tv4ih2kq6r
      @user-tv4ih2kq6r 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Anafyral666 To be fair in my point, I didnt specifically said that this apple or such bioengineered or commercialized product are all bad. But my point is out of circumstance, average apple doesnt have a problem to begin with; there are also cons out of pros provided which makes it not constantly "better" than usual ones. The misleading point here is they (the manufacturers) just "elevate" by preserving or changing some qualities, not fixing an issue regarding argricultiral products, etc.

    • @lilthiccyicky1683
      @lilthiccyicky1683 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That’s pretty cool you started a garden, I tried one time but everything died 🥲

  • @RayMak
    @RayMak 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1375

    I wanna try these apples

  • @bingo6073
    @bingo6073 3 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    Honestly glad they did this, red delicious apples taste like you're biting into a wool sweater with apple perfume.

    • @SpikeysThePickle
      @SpikeysThePickle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      U explained it so perfectly-
      I never liked red apples because of the texture

    • @bingo6073
      @bingo6073 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@SpikeysThePickle ikr, i like literallt every other apple, but even baking apples are better raw

    • @JohnDoe-wx2oo
      @JohnDoe-wx2oo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @ExDeeXD Music marketing. Call it delicious when it's anything but.

    • @jmc8076
      @jmc8076 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Better to go back to traditional heritage apples. Vine ripened. Too many are wasted due to systems.

    • @thewholecow3439
      @thewholecow3439 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ☝️💯

  • @crazytayde2683
    @crazytayde2683 3 ปีที่แล้ว +645

    Everyone gangsta until they make an apple, bite into it, then god randomly appear and erases human kind

    • @adeaddeity7265
      @adeaddeity7265 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      IT TOOK ME A MOMENT TO UNDERSTAND

    • @crazytayde2683
      @crazytayde2683 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      《〔 Ask_Greek24 〕》 😂

    • @5_C_G
      @5_C_G 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Life repeats it self. Maybe this were it all came from lol

    • @n34x57
      @n34x57 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lols

    • @timothytobias9107
      @timothytobias9107 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      "You humans just never learn"
      *banished*

  • @TaguroSuper
    @TaguroSuper 3 ปีที่แล้ว +221

    Cosmic Crisp is a good laptop name for Apple 🍎😂.

    • @edryctan672
      @edryctan672 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      LMAO, a higher end MacBook eh.

    • @jrpapi5
      @jrpapi5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Guarantee that'll be patented or they'll buy rights to it from the patent holder 🤣🤣

  • @eitanpery9421
    @eitanpery9421 3 ปีที่แล้ว +471

    I never really thought anybody ever enjoyed eating red delicious apples, the always seemed more like decoration.

    • @blossomnessstudios4446
      @blossomnessstudios4446 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Yeah, like for a pretty autumn fruit basket with like pumpkins and stuff. They're so mealy, even fresh ones I've handpicked out of Washington orchards in my town are still not very good haha.

    • @d-meth
      @d-meth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      They used to be good when they first started growing them, supposedly

    • @blossomnessstudios4446
      @blossomnessstudios4446 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@d-meth Fresh and fully ripened red delicious are amazing, but there is pretty much no way for them to ripen enough and also keep to be sold. So unless they're personally picked, they're gross.

    • @Sensoredcensored
      @Sensoredcensored 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I really can’t stand them

    • @TheDemsk
      @TheDemsk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I hate their flavor and texture, but if you slice it and sprinkle salt on it, it is actually very good.

  • @shreshthasharma2621
    @shreshthasharma2621 3 ปีที่แล้ว +699

    Can't express in words how weird it's to watch a perfect apple made coming from a third world country.. he literally toasted an apple because it was soft😭😭😭

    • @doggosupasta8020
      @doggosupasta8020 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Ye amiro ke chonchle hai😂hamko siraf safarchand maalum tha, inhone isme bhi jaat paat nikaaldii😂

    • @am32074
      @am32074 3 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      I knowww I'm used to eating fruits no matter what! if it not rotten then it's okay heck- even if it's a small rotten area I will cut it off by a knife not even a knife I will bite that rotten piece off and eat the rest 😭
      (I live in a develobed country but my immigrate parents rasied me to appreciates food)

    • @luna0719
      @luna0719 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@am32074 me too. not an ounce of food goes to waste in my mexican family

    • @Izzy254er
      @Izzy254er 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      What's wrong with third world countries??

    • @Vladkhanthehun
      @Vladkhanthehun 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Approximately 1/3 of total food produced worldwide is never eaten. Farmers can grow more food there’s just not enough demand. The sad thing is we have the ability to solve world hunger, we just don’t because it would be expensive.

  • @GizelleSchaffnerr
    @GizelleSchaffnerr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +725

    Imagine him taking a bite, and his dentures falling off without him noticing it, and throwing it away... Like garbage!

    • @divineladydee436
      @divineladydee436 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Why did I sadly think the same lol

    • @carribeangirl9542
      @carribeangirl9542 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😭😭😭I swear, I didn’t come here to laugh 😂😂😂😂💀☠️🤣🤣😂

    • @firstladygift.2431
      @firstladygift.2431 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂

    • @soos1257
      @soos1257 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂

    • @juanmoraesx
      @juanmoraesx 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not that 😭😭💀💀💀💀

  • @anomnomnomnivore1350
    @anomnomnomnivore1350 3 ปีที่แล้ว +254

    I’m accepting my imperfect apples, thank you

    • @leims4329
      @leims4329 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Boomer’s mentality

    • @samfarokii7636
      @samfarokii7636 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      wait till you grow up and realize that “ imperfect is perfect “

    • @user-tv4ih2kq6r
      @user-tv4ih2kq6r 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@leims4329 Ironically, that guy promoting these apples is a "boomer".😂😂

    • @leims4329
      @leims4329 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@user-tv4ih2kq6r 😂😂🤗

    • @anomnomnomnivore1350
      @anomnomnomnivore1350 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@leims4329 I’m literally from gen z bud. It’s just that my father is actually an industrial farmer and from his own experience and my personal experience the fruits that look perfect for shelves actually taste much worse than the imperfect ones. And no, I’m not talking non gmo. All our crops are gmo and the organic ones are for personal consumption. It’s just that we want to buy seed that makes good tasting food, not perfect subjects for an art student

  • @KingdomTalkMinistry
    @KingdomTalkMinistry 3 ปีที่แล้ว +759

    The real perfect apple would be one that no one is allergic to.

    • @AayushDotiya
      @AayushDotiya 3 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      People are allergic to apples ?

    • @reiiz9942
      @reiiz9942 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      Such a weak bloodline

    • @rumblinggod
      @rumblinggod 3 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      @@reiiz9942 when a weeb tells someone “weak bloodline”...
      That’s how you know 2020 is a fucked up year

    • @jonesbbq307
      @jonesbbq307 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@AayushDotiya that’s what I thought.

    • @jonesbbq307
      @jonesbbq307 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I even heard some are allergic to air.

  • @Buddie21341255612351
    @Buddie21341255612351 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "We had all our eggs in the same basket"
    So we create a new basket to put all our eggs in

  • @noapoleon_
    @noapoleon_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +438

    1:35 "If we grow more and more of a something people like less and less it's not a good business model."
    **Apple marketing department sweating profusely intensifies**

  • @naimr.4301
    @naimr.4301 3 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    2:27 the way he just threw down that apple cracked me up

    • @prakashchandramoharana7865
      @prakashchandramoharana7865 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sad but true

    • @antiparticle1765
      @antiparticle1765 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@prakashchandramoharana7865 Wym sad? Its' nutrients just recycles into another plant through the ground.

    • @gcc2313
      @gcc2313 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Anti Particle
      True but someone still could’ve ate it depending on how bad it was.

    • @marshmallowcat7062
      @marshmallowcat7062 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@gcc2313 It doesn't seem to me that anyone would want to eat a bitten apple:)

    • @notimportant3932
      @notimportant3932 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      me when i buy an apple at the store and it tastes so wrong

  • @AtomicWaffle14
    @AtomicWaffle14 3 ปีที่แล้ว +239

    The title of this video is so misleading, I thought it was like lab meat but with apples. It was honestly more interesting than that though.

    • @eemeli7093
      @eemeli7093 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They still are made in a lab

    • @ianmeade7441
      @ianmeade7441 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @i am fierce I don't think any scientist walks into their lab each day cackling like "HAHA! it is I who shall USURP GOD with my APPLE PROWESS!". More like: "Mmm today we will make a uniquely crispy apple".

    • @ianmeade7441
      @ianmeade7441 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @i am fierce as someone who does science (specifically astronomy) I can tell you firsthand that science is not proof of whatever god you think is real. A creator? Not clear, but it's possible. Something known by humans? I couldn't give you a number for how arrogant and improbable that would be.
      Life does not work in absolutes. There is no action that the universe will know strictly as "gods domain" unless it literally violates the laws of physics. Some things violate *our understanding* of physics, but that is not the same. Making fire was "gods domain" until it wasn't. Electricity was "gods domain" and now it's a part of everything we do. Organ transplants were "gods domain" yet now they save lives on a daily basis. And not long from now, we'll be printing organs entirely from scratch. Your fear isn't that we're trying to play god. Your fear is that the god *you* know plays an increasingly small role in lifes mysteries. Tell a person 400 years ago that humanity has eradicated entire diseases, and they'll say "but disease is the will of god. How can you know to do such a thing".
      When humans study "gods power and creation" like you say, they're not seeing magic and miracles when they look through microscopes and telescopes. They're looking at parts (enourmously complicated), and trying their best to understand how they work. If you wonder why people who study science are less mystical, it's because they understand that mystacism isn't helpful. And it's a myth that scientists are arrogant for doing this. When there is risk inherent to a technology like gene editing or AI, the scientists who work in those fields are the FIRST PEOPLE to point them out. It's just that they're actively involved in trying to understand how the risk actually works.
      And this isn't to say that science tells us that our universe is a sterile place of only matter. What it really tells us is that science is SUPER hard, and that's about as far as we've gotten. Matter on its own is super freaky, and there's probably way more to know about it. But there's so many possibilities for things we don't know, that purely speculating about them is not going to give you the truth.

    • @ianmeade7441
      @ianmeade7441 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @i am fierce Ok now I legit can't tell if you're trolling or not. If you are, then wow good job. If you're not, then I don't even know where to begin with you. Maybe at elementary school science?? I genuinely didn't expect this level of jelly logic! Do you WANT me to explain how trees and babies are made?? Because if you don't at least understand those things, it's gonna be way harder for you to grasp evolution or cosmology. I can TRY explaining it for you, but I can't tell if this is serious.

    • @CSRgamer
      @CSRgamer 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @i am fierce lol apples were pretty much inedible (only used for cider) until modern breeders created the apples you see today.

  • @lancelotofsadblackwolf_yt6222
    @lancelotofsadblackwolf_yt6222 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    An apple a day, keeps the doctor away.
    *But the scientists refuses*

  • @LifeInABoxorigin
    @LifeInABoxorigin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +451

    These titles are always a bit misleading.

    • @yucol5661
      @yucol5661 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Yeah, I thought it was about making apples without growing a tree

    • @sunnybaudelaire9384
      @sunnybaudelaire9384 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Exactly. This is how most agricultural science works. They take the plants with the best results, and only plant those seeds until they get the best result.

    • @Sa-fd7ih
      @Sa-fd7ih 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yup. And I always click thumb down on click bait videos 😁

    • @gamingwithkev8208
      @gamingwithkev8208 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's called click baiting which helps them getore views which equals more revenue

    • @kittenmimi5326
      @kittenmimi5326 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@gamingwithkev8208 yeah. We know, it's just annoying tho. N so fake

  • @twdjt6245
    @twdjt6245 3 ปีที่แล้ว +242

    I think the “perfect Apple” is relative. Not everyone likes theirs too sweet or not soft.

    • @woutijland4983
      @woutijland4983 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I like eating Granny Smiths because they are tart and crunchy

    • @Santiino
      @Santiino 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Lets be honest who actually likes a soft apple...

    • @wagnergauer9133
      @wagnergauer9133 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Yeah they are making fruits sweeter and sweeter and it is very bad for us

    • @wagnergauer9133
      @wagnergauer9133 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@BaconBurger1928 every sugar is basically the same, and i don't see how cane sugar is not natural

    • @paninihead8691
      @paninihead8691 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Santiino I love soft apples and pears. It is really famous in my country (India). I do not like the hard ones such as Gala and Fuji. In my mother tongue, my favourite apple is called Bhusbhusiya.

  • @Nico-L
    @Nico-L 3 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    I read "How people made in lab" I'm like wtf🤣

    • @Leekamadiq
      @Leekamadiq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yooooo me too

    • @petersophic
      @petersophic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dam 😂

    • @VelvetyMoon
      @VelvetyMoon 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh that’s already happened.

  • @TheCephalon
    @TheCephalon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    “I work at an Apple lab”
    “Omg you work for Apple! Do you get to see the new iPhones?”
    “No… I work on apples”

  • @shermz8888
    @shermz8888 3 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    So....Captain America is growing apples after returning the infinity stones.

  • @DeMonSpencer
    @DeMonSpencer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +229

    My grandparents have a pear tree that has pears unlike any other I've tasted. If I knew how turn one tree into an orchard I'd be rich. They are that good.

    • @chrismarinohardin9929
      @chrismarinohardin9929 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      You can graft a cutting to create a clone tree.

    • @thenobalnacho
      @thenobalnacho 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Cut clones my man!

    • @harrysachs2274
      @harrysachs2274 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      You have all the information the world has to offer in your pocket. Stop lying about lack of knowledge and admit you're too lazy to better yourself and are waiting for leftists to tell you how to live.

    • @serjiinx
      @serjiinx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      @@harrysachs2274 why are you blaming the left for pears LMFAO

    • @harrysachs2274
      @harrysachs2274 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@serjiinx I'm calling a spade, a spade. Laziness is a feature of the left and black people need white leftists to tell them how to live, according to leftists and the majority of black people. Voter ID laws being racist is proof of this.

  • @alexandracazacu1324
    @alexandracazacu1324 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    At first I thought they're gonna glue those pieces together and make an apple

  • @LilBoyHexley
    @LilBoyHexley 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    The problem with making a perfect apple is that in a case that's actually fairly particular to apples (as far as fruits go), different people can like totally different things about them.
    I don't like Honey Crisps because I don't like sweet-dominant apples, they just don't appeal. I like Pink Ladies, and to a lesser extent Galas because they're Tart-forward. Like an upgraded Granny Smith. Whereas other people hate Granny Smiths.
    Though only sociopaths actually like eating Red Delicious straight...

    • @pkmntrainernumbers8111
      @pkmntrainernumbers8111 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same, I do enjoy pink ladies, but I like having granny smith for apple pies. It is a nice sour flavor that creates a nice balance. The only time I like red delicious apples is when I'm making a chocolate apple cake because they are big and easy to grate into the batter.

    • @Liliarthan
      @Liliarthan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Have you tried a fresh new season Fuji apple from Japan? I'm afraid the Japanese have beat this guy to the perfect apple...
      But yes, you're right. People's tastes, like apples, come in a wide variety. Seems insane to be putting all their apples into one orchard...

    • @kokorakel3939
      @kokorakel3939 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I don't know any of these types i just know apple

  • @D3thL33tCODM
    @D3thL33tCODM 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1256

    It's sad when people spend millions on developing an apple instead of feeding millions suffering starvation and malnutrition.

    • @isaiah_cuberrr
      @isaiah_cuberrr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      So sad yet so true 😢😢😢

    • @eleazarp.4808
      @eleazarp.4808 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I mean, apples could end world hunger maybe

    • @D3thL33tCODM
      @D3thL33tCODM 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      @@eleazarp.4808 Apples alone do not contain the nutrients and minerals necessary to maintain an active and healthy lifestyle. Hey everyone let's feed every poor person with sugar and water for the rest of their lives .... gtfoh

    • @isaiah_cuberrr
      @isaiah_cuberrr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@D3thL33tCODM gtfoh?

    • @aytj2073
      @aytj2073 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I went to Africa and asked 1 million natives who the hell asked?, to this day I haven't got a reply

  • @kananeesh7900
    @kananeesh7900 3 ปีที่แล้ว +564

    Guy: takes a bite, spits it out and throws the apple on the ground.
    Hungry children: 😢

    • @damaribrackett1159
      @damaribrackett1159 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Smh

    • @Kuwkay
      @Kuwkay 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      But if he didn’t waste that Apple... how would that benefit starving kids?

    • @damaribrackett1159
      @damaribrackett1159 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Kuwkay 😂we know he just let it stay there on the ground and its cuz he took one bite and tossed it meanwhile kids starving in other places

    • @damaribrackett1159
      @damaribrackett1159 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Ankjok Ming everyone has tbh but all he saying is he tossed it without a second thought while kids are starving wonder where there next meal will come from

    • @missm2925
      @missm2925 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@damaribrackett1159 those apples are used to fertilize the trees, what else are they going to do? Given a half eaten rotting apple to hungry kids? Why should they get the scraps?

  • @Kresteyn
    @Kresteyn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    //me sitting in the corner cause I like green apples more than any other apples//

    • @aileenrodriguez1716
      @aileenrodriguez1716 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Omg yesssssssssss😂💙

    • @amorag59
      @amorag59 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Them sour ones :)

    • @blossomnessstudios4446
      @blossomnessstudios4446 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ya'll are a whole different breed I swear. We ONLY accept Fuji apples in this part of WA

    • @amorag59
      @amorag59 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@blossomnessstudios4446 It's funny you say that, I looked up their "where to buy" and they are only in the south (Texas) and West coast (Seattle WA, Bend Oregon, SOCAL/Arizona) They are branding this the apple of all apples meanwhile it's not even available most places lol, def not by me.

    • @blossomnessstudios4446
      @blossomnessstudios4446 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@amorag59 Fuji or Cosmic Crisp? I think the cosmic crisp was only JUST developed, and it takes years and years for an apple seed to grow into a fruit-bearing tree, right? Give it a few years, they'll be everywhere (shipped from WA, of course)

  • @merenba1700
    @merenba1700 3 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    i legit thought they were making apples by gluing the sliced apples together😱

  • @孫睿杰-b1o
    @孫睿杰-b1o 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    1:17 his doctor: *high pitched demonic screeching*

  • @krollpeter
    @krollpeter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    I remember a time when apples grew on trees in my neighbourhood. The apples were small, crunchy, so juicy albeit not overly wet, and sourish, really thirst quenching and refreshing.

  • @quarterlife9117
    @quarterlife9117 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    3:40 those S’s be hurtin my ears

  • @SpinozicTroll
    @SpinozicTroll 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    The perfect apples already existed a long time ago. A time when they werent expensive, when they didnt make you fart and you didn't mess with the fungus and bacteria ratio so they're actually nutritious but no you must add all of these insane pesticides and then wax them.

    • @dolladerentertainment512
      @dolladerentertainment512 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You are saying the truth and no one cares but mean time stupid comments up there have 1000s of likes 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

    • @trollinape2697
      @trollinape2697 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      :(

  • @wg3074
    @wg3074 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    3:00 Why they using Samsung tablets at an Apple factory? 🤔🤔

  • @ManOfSteel1
    @ManOfSteel1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    Sometimes I get confused that we buy their products or we are a product for them.

    • @alicia-hd2cs
      @alicia-hd2cs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      You’re not a product to them, you’re a customer. A product is something you buy to use and have as your own. We don’t belong to them but can support their work through buying their things.

    • @TheLovesnowangel
      @TheLovesnowangel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Depending on the company, it actually could be both

    • @bibaolaitan5189
      @bibaolaitan5189 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How can you be a product...

    • @ManOfSteel1
      @ManOfSteel1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      What is a product? Something you can use, abuse or do whatever you want without any responsibility. When these guys push something on your plate through advertising and presenting fake twisted facts(check how they change names of ingredients into numbers) in this case the big companies are using and abusing you your health which makes You a product to them.
      Check how 5-10 companies make up 90% of big brands for eg nestle, Ferrero, coca cola, etc and the same companies are invested in big pharma(no need to go elsewhere wikipedia has all the details all you have to do is compile information
      ) the way research and development is conducted tell me why wouldn't they design their products to distort your health in a way you become all around customer(product from my point of view which can be used and abused with no responsibility) how 30g which is considered as as one serving in many countries covers 20% of daily value required of fat and double digit percentage of sodium, etc. Their agenda is pushing unhealthy stuff on your plate saying that you are a customer but you look carefully you are indeed a product to them the moment you buy their product and assume yourself as a customer. In meat industry they use the term harvest instead of slaughter, sounds dignified right? The animal does not know that they are not born in to this world but in a slaughter house and will never live or feel what freedom is, of course they will be fed and they will grow old but they will never know real nature. Same way a human will always think that he/she is a customer(feel dignified) but not a product because one day when packaged food will ruin our body we will have to lean our lives on prescription medicine.
      If you still don't get it read this again and I'm sure one day you will realize the fact and I hope everyone does.

    • @kurogikuzuzuki9790
      @kurogikuzuzuki9790 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ManOfSteel1 too long, didn't read

  • @errolneal9789
    @errolneal9789 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    My local Costco has been carrying Tango apples and they are probably the best apples I've ever had. It's really amazing how they are able to accomplish these amazing feats!

    • @Lola-tn7zn
      @Lola-tn7zn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It's not even natural. It's disgusting how people try to recreate everything to be "better" Soon this world will distance so far away from life and be polluted like hell, why wont people understand 😔

    • @t7vrxn
      @t7vrxn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Lola-tn7zn finally someone gets it thank you for having a brain.

  • @microwavecoffee
    @microwavecoffee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The guy looks like Michael from The Good Place. It looks like he's trying to make the perfect apple for heaven haha.

  • @finley7464
    @finley7464 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    The Cosmic hit Florida in my local area not that long ago and by god, I've had all kinds of apples in my life, but the Cosmic has to be the most sweet, juicy, and slightly tart apple I ever had.
    Now they just need to make pies, other desserts, and apple juice out of them 👌

  • @brandonalvarez8242
    @brandonalvarez8242 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Let’s take a bite, Ohhh it’s too soft ‘then throws apple on the ground😂💀💀💀💀 2:28

    • @50calorie82
      @50calorie82 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Did that just for the show

  • @meowmeowm30w
    @meowmeowm30w 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    idk why i giggled so much when he went "take a bite-- blegh terrible *throws it onto the ground in digust*"

    • @saikv9847
      @saikv9847 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Qiut pfp

  • @Down_the_Wind
    @Down_the_Wind 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Red Delicious is anything but delicious. Got bad memories of those in school lunches.
    Give me a Honeycrisp or a Fuji anyday over a Red Delicious.

    • @anelablanchard7720
      @anelablanchard7720 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Try Gala apples, they are half the price of honey crisp ,but same great taste and crispness

    • @WhoDissGuy
      @WhoDissGuy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Red Delicious apples are neither red nor delicious. Honeycrisp and fugi apples are good. Try Pink lady apples. Also very good.

    • @lightdark00
      @lightdark00 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The problem is storage! They might harvest sooner for longer storage. Storage loses flavor and crispness. If your store notifies you in some way, try all apples when it's a fresh/new harvest.

    • @lightdark00
      @lightdark00 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@anelablanchard7720 So nasty 🤮
      I want to taste a bit of acid, not all that sweetness.

    • @Down_the_Wind
      @Down_the_Wind 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lightdark00 good advice! I’ll look into that. Thank you.

  • @samyolsingh1969
    @samyolsingh1969 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    The amount of ssss and ccccc made my ears hurt

  • @Jimboblovecamo
    @Jimboblovecamo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Snow White enters the server: goddamn that’s alot of Apples to eat
    Queen enter the server: I got a apple in my pocket

  • @earlobetickler22
    @earlobetickler22 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Person: what’s your occupation?
    Someone: I breed apples

  • @kasakro9829
    @kasakro9829 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    when the old dude said “too soft!” and chucked the apple into ground I died inside

  • @n_snafu
    @n_snafu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    My parrot prefers fuji apples and i trust his opinion over any human 😊

  • @wenders4908
    @wenders4908 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    2:31 goddamn he really abused the hell outta that apple

  • @1OutOf8Billion
    @1OutOf8Billion 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    The story of the red delicious monoculture is literally just a lesson for any other crop, *cough* bananas.

    • @crazydragy4233
      @crazydragy4233 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think it’s the the way around... Given how few banana species there are left or smth

    • @acidset
      @acidset 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@crazydragy4233 but that's the point, what happened to the red delicious monoculture could happen to the banana monoculture
      But unfortunately it won't be the case, seeing there is no competition with how no one buys the other varieties as you mentioned

    • @samuelebernardi4754
      @samuelebernardi4754 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Most underrated comment! Capitalistic monocultures are literally supplanting the richness of varieties we had.
      Only in my little region in Italy we have already lost more than 50 with their unique features forever
      Sadly, less crop means no market. I know an old man who's trying to keep the last types alive as a second job.

    • @coolnewpants
      @coolnewpants 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Noo! Don't cough near those bananas! Don't you know they're a disease susceptible monoculture?

    • @leaftye
      @leaftye 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@acidset It already happened to bananas and it's happening again right now.

  • @Uushiine
    @Uushiine 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    A REAL perfect apple: One with no chemicals and is natural

    • @starandfox601
      @starandfox601 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You say you want natural apples but really you don't.

  • @SickassNikes1
    @SickassNikes1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    The perfect apples are the ones that are grown naturally imo

    • @adriannaa545
      @adriannaa545 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Lmfao I don't think you understand what grown naturally means. If you plant this apple seed, it will grow into a regular old apple tree. Many fruits are genetically modified, but the compounds and essentially what makes it an apple is still there. What makes an apple unnatural I'd when they add the preservatives and outer layer of wax to make the apple last longer. These genetically modified apples are no different than any other apple variety made out there either by engineers, or by mother nature herself and evolution.

    • @najahjackson230
      @najahjackson230 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@adriannaa545 “these generically modified apples”. It’s not real. none of it is. If it doesn’t come solely from the ground; dirt, then it’s not real. It’s far from the same.

    • @evergreen6638
      @evergreen6638 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@najahjackson230 Almost none of the fruits, vegetables, or animals we eat now are anything like they originally were, humans have been selectively breeding all kinds of food since basically the first ever civilization.

    • @cacaca0
      @cacaca0 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@evergreen6638 That is why the "perfect apple" exists no more. No matter how many modification you do, its only becoming far from its original perfect one that was not meddled by human hands.

    • @datechds9434
      @datechds9434 ปีที่แล้ว

      It appears that you do not know what grown naturally means.

  • @LemberTheMember
    @LemberTheMember 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The best apple grows on old trees that weren't bred for a commercial purpose

  • @ang5798
    @ang5798 3 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    Imagine being so bad at identifying the near future market that you set your entire expectations on ... red delicious
    Lmao

    • @lucyblair8667
      @lucyblair8667 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      fr like i’ve never heard anyone say that red delicious apples are good

    • @notimportant3932
      @notimportant3932 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i mean it was forever a favorite so I don't think they could have anticipated

    • @parkchimmin7913
      @parkchimmin7913 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’ve never pet a person that said that red delicious was their favorite apple. It’s either honey crisp, granny smith, gala, fuji, or macintosh.

    • @ultraprincesskenny6790
      @ultraprincesskenny6790 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So what happened is that at the time when they were the favorite they started to be bred to appear redder and more appealing while the taste and texture diminished because of it

    • @parkchimmin7913
      @parkchimmin7913 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ultraprincesskenny6790 ooooffff edit: as a grocery store cashier, I sometimes judge people for buying red delicious. Like, out of all apples to choose..... you chose THAT. There’s no way you’re eating that as it is. Chances are, they’re probably using it for cooking/baking. Nonetheless, if you’re baking and you want the apples to retain it’s form (or, if the apples are the main star of the show and you want it to be obvious that you used apples), it’s generally recommended to use Granny Smiths.

  • @2SavedByChrist
    @2SavedByChrist ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Cosmic Crisp is definitely my new favorite apple

  • @JacindaH
    @JacindaH 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    That is literally the best apple I've ever had and I grew up here. It reminded me of some eastern Washington apples, but only occasionally. They nailed it

    • @ianmeade7441
      @ianmeade7441 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes, being a fellow lifelong Washingtonian, these apples make me very happy for this state.

    • @JacindaH
      @JacindaH 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ianmeade7441 I'm looking forward to growing them. Hopefully I'll get my name in in time next year. Feed my apple habit.
      And I come from a long line of Russet farmers so all farmers succeeding is a win for us all.

  • @m.coleman
    @m.coleman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This video made my mouth water! 🤤 I love apples-- they're my favorite--I eat one nearly every day! Can't wait to try the Cosmic Crisp!

  • @LatosonTakaron
    @LatosonTakaron 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    We made the perfect apple:
    The apple: there's no core now

    • @zdw306
      @zdw306 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Technically there is no core in an apple.
      The best way to eat an apple is to pluck off the stem, then eat it from the base to top lengthwise.
      When you find a seed, spit it out like you would a watermelon seed.
      I learned this trick years ago, and since then been eating every apple like this.
      When I'm finished eating it, there is no waste. Only seeds for a new apple tree if I decide to plant them, and a stem.

    • @justmarc2015
      @justmarc2015 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@zdw306
      There's no core in an apple? What's all that nasty hard stuff in the middle? I don't like eating seeds and hard pieces of cellulose.

  • @donationshelp4100
    @donationshelp4100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    This man took the 'an apple a day, keeps the doctor away' into a whole next level.

  • @bonuspal
    @bonuspal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Fuji Apple is my go-to, can't wait to get my hands on this.

  • @horses4555
    @horses4555 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I wanna try it. I love lab grown food. They are made to bear more crops, use less pesticides, last longer, use less water/land, etc. Nothing bad about them. We really need to end the misconception about them.

  • @angga2oioi
    @angga2oioi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I do wish I had that kind of commitment

  • @elinfelicia382
    @elinfelicia382 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I never imagined even something as simple as agriculture has started getting produced in labs now too 🥲

    • @thatguyman6044
      @thatguyman6044 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Agriculture isnt simple. Lot of thought goes into it.

  • @maddypatty8635
    @maddypatty8635 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I went out and bought a cosmic crisp and a whole bunch of other apples to test which ones are the best and the cosmic crisp for sure the best one! 10/10 definitely worth all the work and now it’s my favorite apple lmfao

  • @selenexx8118
    @selenexx8118 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    thanks i just found my stripper name 🥵
    ✨ *cosmic crisp* ✨

  • @lujiang2390
    @lujiang2390 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    There is a reason mother nature created different varieties of apple. Google banana

    • @Dog-wp5oj
      @Dog-wp5oj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Music video came up

    • @MechaMan1520
      @MechaMan1520 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same

    • @renasance2
      @renasance2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah, those were bananas

    • @UwU-lm9or
      @UwU-lm9or 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      oooh apple bananas are really good :D

  • @jellegriffioen8372
    @jellegriffioen8372 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    In the netherlands we have 1 supreme apple thats everyones favorite and its called the kanzi, its crispy, juicy and sweet. the perfect apple

    • @JohnDoe-wx2oo
      @JohnDoe-wx2oo 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hm, i never saw these in the NL. This was 10 years ago tho

  • @xasmaniusvolk8416
    @xasmaniusvolk8416 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    More trees? Guess we'll have oxygen for a few more seconds than I expected

  • @13bigbangtheory
    @13bigbangtheory 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Eating one right now, had em in my house. They really are the best apple (though my favorite is a honey crisp)

  • @williamjackson8782
    @williamjackson8782 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Just found this at the store yesterday. It’s actually really good, kind of taste like a honey crisp (of course) and a peach weirdly. Not cheap though, $3 a pound but I live in Las Vegas shopping at a major chain grocery store.

  • @fairbanj
    @fairbanj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Bought some at Sam's Club today. It is a revelation... it sounds crazy but this apple could be so addictive. Granted it was $9 for like 6 apples, but SO AMAZING.

  • @gardenlifelove9815
    @gardenlifelove9815 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I have a very small honey crisp apple tree, I love the honey crisp. This is a great video :-) thank you for the lesson on propagation and transplantation.

    • @thephilosopher5799
      @thephilosopher5799 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same but I don’t have the room for a tree right now.

  • @spanishinquisition9639
    @spanishinquisition9639 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    These people need to stop. We have doctors everywhere!

  • @raycrou8837
    @raycrou8837 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    The perfect Apple has expandable storage and should have had a headphone jack until recently.

  • @zinc_ave
    @zinc_ave 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    5:20 the apples creators are confident that cosmic crisp are up for the challenge
    *the apples creators*

  • @demonwarriorgaming7887
    @demonwarriorgaming7887 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Man, it's like Discovery Channel on YT❤️

  • @conni2you
    @conni2you 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    These apples really are the best apples I have ever had. Fuji and Gala used to be my go to apples but when I found Cosmic Crisp it quickly got moved into first place and bumped Gala and Fuji down a couple spots. 😂

  • @OrlandoMGarcia
    @OrlandoMGarcia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The red delisous is an atrosious apple, i prefer the more citrics ones like the golden or fuji

  • @roda9347
    @roda9347 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I just want to go back in time where u just pluck an apple from the tree and eat.....all natural and satisfying

    • @starandfox601
      @starandfox601 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Poeple didn't really eat apples.unless they got lucky and find the the 1 tree that wasn't nasty.

    • @datechds9434
      @datechds9434 ปีที่แล้ว

      So 4,000 years ago? That's actually a generous number.