Intelligence is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in fruit salad. Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad.
Mat: Finishes on Lore and speculation Tom, Lee, Santi: And now, I will bring back all the Bright side conspiracy and childhood ruining! Amy: _Kills someone with a shoe_
The thing is that vegetables in Danish translates into grøntsag. “Grønt” being the colour green and “sag” translating into “thing” makes an assumption that vegetables is just “green things”💀
I always just thought that the term "vegetable" referred to a plant that you eat which doesn't have seeds contained within it, which is how we determine that tomatoes and cucumbers are actually fruit and seeds are grains.
Having this come out the same week that Dropouts Smartypants comes out is so funny. Especially since Vic is doing the same topic for her presentation on Smartypants.
The bed I sleep on, eat on, play video games on, & watch TH-cam is a vegetable, according to a definition of a vegetable! Can't wait to tell that one to my bff!
I really like how this channel has not gotten any less unhinged, and the humor has not dropped off. Side note, I would really love to see Food Theorists' ideal food pyramid now.
Food Theory Idea: What is the best liquid to dip cookies in? We dunk them in milk in America but in France they dunk them in wine, so what liquids would work?
@LaughingStock00 The British dip them in hot tea and some parts of Italy use coffee with biscotti or pitzelle, both of which tastes way better than it sounds. I'm an even split amongst the three depending on cookie type but milk is still King for chocolate chips.
I really was hoping Santi hadn't lost it at the start of the episode, and luckily he did not disappoint. Awesome episode dude! Can't wait to hold it against everyone I know!
Looking forward to their follow up video to this one where they expand on a topic previously touched upon that there is technically no properly defined category for "fish"
@@Dreamheart101The thing that looks different from other things to us and is therefore another thing doesn't sound like the best logic, but I guess you're right 😅
@@flippyschannel2611 you're confusing people centuries ago who saw these animals for the first time with modern people, this classification you mention was obtained after a bad description of the animal, no one who looks at them would see them as a fish which has a much more specific definition.
15 minutes ago, I was nearly 15 years past this epiphany. I've been gardening for a long time. That will teach you what you're eating, and none of it is a "vegetable"
Matt covered things like "Is a hotdog a sandwich?" and "Is coffee a soup?" And now Santi poses another polarizing concept that completely changes everything we thought we knew about this part of our every day. There's alot of interesting things to uncover and it's good to know there's always more to learn
Just to add my vote to the youtube algo, but I just want to say you're a great host for this channel! I'm sure its happened before, but this is the first youtube channel Ive seen switch hosts without reducedquality. I was worried at first for the theory channels, but the theory team work together well!
Counterpoint: every edible part of a plant is a vegetable, and food items can be in multiple categories. So yes, fruits are vegetables. Grains are vegetables. Leafy greens are vegetables. Fries contain vegetables, and so do breads, salads, and breakfast cereals. Things can be multiple things!
Food Theory as someone with frequent sore throat can you please do an episode as the what the best drink is. Warm? Cold? Tea? Honey? There is so much conflicting info and I honestly think nothing helps at this point XD
Well now we need a part 2 on the actual importance of each category and how should one balance their diet in a healthy manner Thanks for another great video!
@@Minetendo_Fan Yeah kinda, the entire premise of the video is to categorize the different foods that we call vegetables, so a natural follow-up would be to go over what benefits each of these categories gives us
@OfficerRobGronkowskiUTTP advertising your channel rudely will only drive negative traffic to said channel. so please don’t do this, not just for MatPat, but for You.
@@Wisper_17 I know, and you are right! It just sounds like a swear word and with the poop emoji that’s quickly used it’s a funny little thing that I pointed out.
Imagine how much easier making sky islands would be with this feature, literally just fly super high with an elytra and place one of these to start making a sky island.
I already knew about the whole "vegetables are a culinary lie to society" thing, but im still having so much fun watching this episode. Proof of good food theory writing when you dont have to be learning anything new to have fun
I am finally proven right after my arguments at a school camp that potatoes are starches not vegetables I didn't know that about the rest of the items show in this episode but I knew that
@@kingofflames738 something made from a vegetable is not the same thing as being a vegetable. A vegetable is when you eat part of a plant, not when part of a plant is chemically processed into something else.
My favorite was when my parents would look for a vegetable to go with dinner and they would pull out corn. Not only can I now say it’s a grain, I can now say it’s a fruit!
Fruit is defined by one factor: does it have seeds. If yes, it’s a fruit. Peppers, cucumbers, tomatoes all fruits. Carrots, onions, beets. These are roots/plants yes but generally what we come to call vegetables. I get what you’re going for but it’s simpler than what you’re saying. No seeds -vegetable Seeds - fruits
This is the first full Food Theory video I've watched since Matt passed the torch. I gotta say, Santi you do a really good job! Looking forward to hearing from you even more in the years to come!
Determining a vegetable is actually quite simple: -Is it a plant? -Is the average 6 year old excited to eat it? If the answer to question one is yes and the answer to question two is no, it's a vegetable. If the answer to question one is yes and the answer to question two is yes, it's a fruit. Though I suppose this still doesn't work because then French Fries would be fruit...hmmm, maybe I need to make the second question have more caveats like "is the average 6 year old excited to eat it when it's not been deep fried and/or coated in salt or sugar."
I've been 'a vegetable' (dead for a few minutes, comatose for a few weeks). But this shows that I was never NOT a vegetable! just one that walks around & stuff ... good to know
@FoodTheory quick question when can we expect what should be a true food pyramid/ daily foods that the body needs ( been wanting to maximize my efficiency with planing out my meals and this topic could make for a great theory episode plus could help out alot of people with figuring out what is needed )
I know he isn’t MatPat. No one could be. And honestly I don’t want him to be. I adore him. You can tell how passionate he is about this and I think most people need to understand that Matthew wouldn’t leave the channel with someone that he didn’t adore himself. Thank you for continuing on his tradition ❤❤
Funny thing is, I am pretty sure I did hear these classifications while growing up but it was always in passing. Leafy Greens and Starched Vegetables were the words used to separate the vegetable food by many adults throughout these recent years, this video just helped solidify that "Vegetable" was too wide a food group, like saying "Eat Meat" when there are many different variations all with their own boons and cons (that vary further depending on how you cook it)
I can disprove this: “Vegetable: a grown plant food item that, when cooked, pairs well with cheese, and will not cause a random passerby to curse your bloodline for eating with said cheese”
Still fungi (or just mushrooms to be more specific but still talking about a category). Not all leaves are edible but we still call the edible ones leaves. It's no different.
Pro tip - do some on-camera content with Santi, I know he used to cameo before but no one cared. Now that the channel depends on us caring, let us get to know him more so we can be more invested in just listening to his voice for the rest of the video.
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"Eat your veggies, Santi..."
"But those aren't veggies... they're flowers."
"Santi. Eat your flowers."
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@OfficerRobGronkowskiUTTP since your parents never gave you attention I will buy replying to your comment
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Santi: *munching on a dandelion*
Santi: Bread is the only vegetable
MatPat: I raised that boy
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@@sonicjohn290 matpat would not make some bs like this tbh
I guess you're right?
They grow up so fast....
Fun fact, around half of the characters in Veggie Tales count as berries.
That fact was fun, thanks! 😂
🎶Berry Tales, Berry Tales, Berry Tales! 🎶
Not Santi creating conspiracy theories on vegetable’s existence
It’s like Tom with the moon!
No really@@Marrisyn
@OfficerRobGronkowskiUTTPbro actually thinks commenting that will work💀
You accidentally added "not" at the start of your comment lol.
@@AIIy3000 I wonder what Lee and Amy will have...
I now expect Tom to tell us the Moon isn't real, Lee to tell us the Kinetoscope isn't real, and Amy to tell us shampoo isn't real.
Same
I've honestly been waiting for that 1st one for a while
What game could he tie the theory to though because like it's game theory not conspiracy theory (that this one would also be on)
Didn't they already do something akin to shampoo not being a real thing? On style theory.
@@Charlie_the_dog new theory. the moon in "The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask" doesn't actually exist
Intelligence is knowing that a tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom is knowing not to put it in fruit salad.
Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad.
A tomato based fruit salad is just salsa.
Dexterity is juggling several tomatoes.
Strength is being able to force a tomato down the juggler's throat.
Constitution is not choking on the tomato.
@@j.p.giambalvo1123is a tomato a fruit 🤨
@@micahbirdlover8152 Don't ask me, I'm just a Bard!
I would say tomato is a cherry
And i hate it :( why is it in salads
Thanks for letting Santi have an unhinged topic, Food Theory vs. The Food Pyramid continues to be one the best subgenres of the channel
You got the cheese touch!
Mat: Finishes on Lore and speculation
Tom, Lee, Santi: And now, I will bring back all the Bright side conspiracy and childhood ruining!
Amy: _Kills someone with a shoe_
😂 lol fits.... 😅 (dont shoe me Amy...) ❤
🤣🤣🤣 I laughed why to hard at this
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The thing is that vegetables in Danish translates into grøntsag.
“Grønt” being the colour green and “sag” translating into “thing” makes an assumption that vegetables is just “green things”💀
Northern Europeans traditionally would barely have eaten anything green.
Similar with Hungarian. Zöldség = zöld (green) + ség (-ness) the same way kindness is derived from kind. We literally call veggies "greenness".
Alright good to know Santi is already completely insane like 3-4 weeks in hosting
But also he makes _some_ good points
And that is without covering FNAF.
The training for being a theorist host had the must have had the requirement of becoming insane to finish it.
@@AnimatingBeats I guess so.
I think all of them are. Man, how does MatPat do that for so long?
@@Minetendo_Fan no idea
great example of how language can be so imprecise its a miracle we understand eachother
I mean, by Abrahamic theology it's actually a miracle that we don't.
now i'm waiting for amy to upload a title like "Style Theory: Pants are just an illusion"
its just a shirt for our legs
11:50 missed opportunity to say "fruits, roots and shoots"
today we wander into the "what is true" dimension, where ultimately language ambiguity is the reason we can't decide what a vegetable is
Honestly this is just food specific Linguistics Theory
Fun Fact: When people spam messages, they're just giving you an opportunity to report one as spam and the other as harassment! How thoughtful!
Good to see an ambassador of CGP Grey. 🖖🫡
@OfficerRobGronkowskiUTTP filth.
I always just thought that the term "vegetable" referred to a plant that you eat which doesn't have seeds contained within it, which is how we determine that tomatoes and cucumbers are actually fruit and seeds are grains.
Having this come out the same week that Dropouts Smartypants comes out is so funny. Especially since Vic is doing the same topic for her presentation on Smartypants.
Came here to comment this. Wild that both dropped the same week and the Vic clearly did her research.
Mom-“Eat your veggies”
Santi-“don’t listen to her, she is part of an anti-fruit cult”
WHO ASKED + VEGETABLES AREN'T REAL
WHO ASKED + VEGETABLES AREN'T REAL
*EYE* asked@@CageBlack1443
@HistoryEnjoyer3010 Not a bot.
@HistoryEnjoyer3010 Mwahahahahaha!
In Dutch:
Fruit = conventional fruit
Vrucht = botanical fruit (incl. Tomato)
Groente = greens/vegies
That is Really cool!
@OfficerRobGronkowskiUTTPBot 🤖
@Mobtrapper-hq8is Technically zucchini is a fruit as are pumpkins and squash. More specifically it is a berry. Yeah, science is fun!
@@wheelhouse15 they're not berries, they're Gourds. Pumpkins, squash, zucchini, cucumbers, all gourds, which is a type of fruit...
Even though English is my native language, my knowledge of Dutch has fruits and vegetables categorized like this in my head for 20+ years.
The doctors said my grandpa is a vegetable. You didn’t take that into account.
Theres no Easter Bunny, theres no Tooth Fairy, and there is NO VEGETABLES
*looking at Santa 👀
are you.... real?
@@Pinonyan Maybe Santa is *Santi.*
No santa is just like you da-
HEY! I was born on Easter Sunday, and I have met the Easter Bunny. He is a really cool dude.
Wait wut
1:53 Missed opportunity to say “This table? Veggie table!”
My shoes are vegetables😂
That's what I'm sayinggg
The bed I sleep on, eat on, play video games on, & watch TH-cam is a vegetable, according to a definition of a vegetable! Can't wait to tell that one to my bff!
Also technically the table is a vegetable, because it’s made out of parts of plants.
@@cathygrandstaff1957 I know, but he should’ve played into the wording. That’s what I’m saying.
I really like how this channel has not gotten any less unhinged, and the humor has not dropped off. Side note, I would really love to see Food Theorists' ideal food pyramid now.
Great idea!!!💡
I thought the food pyramid was made up nonsense that catered to the food industry’s desire to see higher sales of their products.
Food Theory Idea: What is the best liquid to dip cookies in?
We dunk them in milk in America but in France they dunk them in wine, so what liquids would work?
@LaughingStock00
The British dip them in hot tea and some parts of Italy use coffee with biscotti or pitzelle, both of which tastes way better than it sounds. I'm an even split amongst the three depending on cookie type but milk is still King for chocolate chips.
@@gravestone4840 maybe santi would even add ones used in no parts of the world👀
Orange juice, probably. Some people put it on their cereal, so 🤷🏻♀
Why? Why would you deep cookies in anything? The are perfect saute.
Why would you dunk cookies in anything? They'll get soggy.
I really was hoping Santi hadn't lost it at the start of the episode, and luckily he did not disappoint. Awesome episode dude! Can't wait to hold it against everyone I know!
Glad to see Santi is also ruining childhoods, but in a good way.
He’s no matpat but he still runs the channel like matpat
@OfficerRobGronkowskiUTTPAww little baby said his first words
He was Matpat all along
i think hes better
@OfficerRobGronkowskiUTTPbeep boop, you’re a bot
Out of all the new theorists, Santi feels the most comfortable to me.
Looking forward to their follow up video to this one where they expand on a topic previously touched upon that there is technically no properly defined category for "fish"
The floppy thing that's shaped in such a certain way as to be distinct from other seafood in our perceptions?
@@Dreamheart101What about Sharks?
@@Dreamheart101The thing that looks different from other things to us and is therefore another thing doesn't sound like the best logic, but I guess you're right 😅
it's Meat, Religous people needed an excuse to eat meat, hence capybara's technically being classified as fish
@@flippyschannel2611 you're confusing people centuries ago who saw these animals for the first time with modern people, this classification you mention was obtained after a bad description of the animal, no one who looks at them would see them as a fish which has a much more specific definition.
So, dropout did it first on Smartypants. I was hoping he would get to the motivation for using the term too: the ability to market foods as a group.
Vegetables: exist
Santi: I'M WATCHING YOU
WHO ASKED + VEGETABLES AREN'T REAL
(This was a joke for anyone who missed the context, there were bots)
Vegetables: exist
Santi: "no you dont"
Vegetables: gets thanos snapped
@@Josh23838 I am stealing this to spam.
Guess I ate nothing last night.
You are void. Also the bot comments are weird.
@OfficerRobGronkowskiUTTPi hope the person who sent these bots has both sides of their pillow warm tonight😊
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Well, you might've eaten a flower, or a starch, or a fruit, or a leaf, or a stem. You didn't eat nothing.
I was always told vegtables were plants that we can eat that don't have seeds naturally
Bros gonna make a kid get bullied when he calls broccoli a flower💀
Today's Fact: The longest snake in the world is the reticulated python, which can grow up to 30 feet long.
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Wow, I didn’t know this, cool
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@OfficerRobGronkowskiUTTPwtf- 💀
15 minutes ago, I was nearly 15 years past this epiphany. I've been gardening for a long time. That will teach you what you're eating, and none of it is a "vegetable"
Matt covered things like "Is a hotdog a sandwich?" and "Is coffee a soup?" And now Santi poses another polarizing concept that completely changes everything we thought we knew about this part of our every day. There's alot of interesting things to uncover and it's good to know there's always more to learn
I define a vegetable by saying "if it's on VeggieTales, its a vegtable"
WHO ASKED + VEGETABLES AREN'T REAL
WHO ASKED + VEGETABLES AREN'T REAL
WHO ASKED + VEGETABLES AREN'T REAL (I was told once that there is a bacon on VeggieTales... Is bacon a vegetable?)
Wasn’t there a blueberry on veggie tales
@@Echoingsunflowers981 yes, and?
3:33 🤓☝️ well akshually, bamboos aren't considered wood but are instead considered to be grass
Food Theory: Food is NOT Real
9:59 “MY CABBAGES!!!”
"Everything changed, when Team Avatar attacked his cart"
Santi, you are doing a fantastic job as host so far. Keep up the great work.
This might be my favorite Food Theory episode yet. It used to be Bees are Fish, but this is amazing
"TIMMY EAT YOUR VEGETABLES!
-but mom, they aren’t real...
-...im gonna get the belt.
9:58 I'm glad they put in an image for Cai when Santi said cabbage.
I think you are my favorite new Theorist host. He’s energetic and very lively. It’s like MatPat never left.
Good luck with the channel! ❤
@OfficerRobGronkowskiUTTP Get a life
@OfficerRobGronkowskiUTTPstop throwing a pissy fit
@@RANDOMCRAM don’t give bots the time of day, just report them
@@RANDOMCRAMyou’re giving them attention, which is exactly what they’re for
Let’s pour some water into this reply section. Then the bots will go haywire. 😏🥷🪣💦🌊🤖😵
Just to add my vote to the youtube algo, but I just want to say you're a great host for this channel! I'm sure its happened before, but this is the first youtube channel Ive seen switch hosts without reducedquality. I was worried at first for the theory channels, but the theory team work together well!
Hey MatPat! The FDA updated the definition of vegetable.
I love how Santi is just as aggressively passionate as MatPat 😂
Corn is a bunch of fruits
Popcorn is a candy
Tomato is a fruit
Ketchup is a smoothie
Pepper is a fruit
Eggplant is a fruit
@OfficerRobGronkowskiUTTPgrow up
@@Nbody_has-this_handle-maybe_no they are a bot so they can’t grow up 😂
A hot dog is a sandwich
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This episode is so brilliant. A history changer. Bravo Santi! These types of content are what we expect from food theory.
I've always considered every plant you eat a vegetable. And fruit, cereal... subcategories.
matt: "hey santi. whats the video this week."
santi: "veggis aren't real."
matt:"mk cool...wait"
FINALLY, I've been awaiting someone who agrees that vegetables are a social construct
2:52 *proceeds to list 2 fruits*
Counterpoint: every edible part of a plant is a vegetable, and food items can be in multiple categories. So yes, fruits are vegetables. Grains are vegetables. Leafy greens are vegetables. Fries contain vegetables, and so do breads, salads, and breakfast cereals. Things can be multiple things!
So fungi and algae (protist) is not vegetables?
@@salmanrasyid5799 correct
Bro the cabbages :Avatar the last airbender 9:49
As some others have called out too, we're looking forward to more on-camera videos from you, Santi! Thank you for the video
Food Theory as someone with frequent sore throat can you please do an episode as the what the best drink is. Warm? Cold? Tea? Honey? There is so much conflicting info and I honestly think nothing helps at this point XD
Well now we need a part 2 on the actual importance of each category and how should one balance their diet in a healthy manner
Thanks for another great video!
Optimal food plate?
@@Minetendo_Fan Yeah kinda, the entire premise of the video is to categorize the different foods that we call vegetables, so a natural follow-up would be to go over what benefits each of these categories gives us
Peanuts aren't nuts. Tomatoes are fruits. Vegetables aren't real.
Aaarrrrggghh!
My poor brain. 🥴😭
This is exactly what I’ve been saying!!! Vegetables are a social construct!!!
*the green beans on my plate dissapear into thin air as santi posts this*
These bots are crazyyy
WHO ASKED + VEGETABLES AREN'T REAL
WHO ASKED + VEGETABLES AREN'T REAL
WHO ASKED + VEGETABLES AREN'T REAL
Next time I sit down to have dinner I’ll just say, “nuh uh, food theory says vegetables ain’t real”
Nah
@OfficerRobGronkowskiUTTP advertising your channel rudely will only drive negative traffic to said channel. so please don’t do this, not just for MatPat, but for You.
"But that's just a theory A FOOD THEORY!"
I think Diogenes would be very proud of this episode
"You still gotta eat them sweetie..."
Matpat always makes the weirdest theories 😂
Santi, now you should do the berry sub-category
1:10 WOAH THERE BUDDY !!! STEEPING A LITTLE TO CLOSE TO THE DEMONIZATION LINE OVER THERE, REEL IT IN !!!!
HE SWORE!! (first sware on food theory?)
Shiitake mushrooms that was all he said and there was definitely nothing else implied
@@Wisper_17 I know, and you are right! It just sounds like a swear word and with the poop emoji that’s quickly used it’s a funny little thing that I pointed out.
Imagine how much easier making sky islands would be with this feature, literally just fly super high with an elytra and place one of these to start making a sky island.
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I already knew about the whole "vegetables are a culinary lie to society" thing, but im still having so much fun watching this episode.
Proof of good food theory writing when you dont have to be learning anything new to have fun
I am finally proven right after my arguments at a school camp that potatoes are starches not vegetables I didn't know that about the rest of the items show in this episode but I knew that
I knew about potatoes as I would use tubers for them, and tomatoes, my mom makes a lot of tomato juice, and avocados
Potatoes are vegetables. They fit the definition of a vegetable. They are roots/tubers. Yes they are starches. But they are also a vegetable
@@_.incredible_magnum._291 Chewed Gum fits the definition of a vegetable.
@@kingofflames738 no it doesn't. Gum isn't even a plant. It's not a rude, bulb, stock, leaf flower or root. It doesn't fit the definition of vegetable
@@kingofflames738 something made from a vegetable is not the same thing as being a vegetable. A vegetable is when you eat part of a plant, not when part of a plant is chemically processed into something else.
My favorite was when my parents would look for a vegetable to go with dinner and they would pull out corn. Not only can I now say it’s a grain, I can now say it’s a fruit!
it's not a fruit though, fruit is the edible area around a seed and corn IS the seed.
It's mostly starch though and the only real fiber is the indigestible kernel husk on the outside. It is still healthy
Fruit is defined by one factor: does it have seeds.
If yes, it’s a fruit.
Peppers, cucumbers, tomatoes all fruits.
Carrots, onions, beets. These are roots/plants yes but generally what we come to call vegetables. I get what you’re going for but it’s simpler than what you’re saying.
No seeds -vegetable
Seeds - fruits
“That vegetable over there is NOT REAL!”
“There’s no such thing as vegetables!”
*points to guy in coma*
…do I have to eat that guy to get dessert now?
WHO ASKED + VEGETABLES AREN'T REAL
WHO ASKED + VEGETABLES AREN'T REAL
WHO ASKED + VEGETABLES AREN'T REAL
This is the first full Food Theory video I've watched since Matt passed the torch. I gotta say, Santi you do a really good job! Looking forward to hearing from you even more in the years to come!
2:57 Santi just called tomatoes veggies
Cabbage man from avatar, got me lacking😂 10:04
Determining a vegetable is actually quite simple:
-Is it a plant?
-Is the average 6 year old excited to eat it?
If the answer to question one is yes and the answer to question two is no, it's a vegetable.
If the answer to question one is yes and the answer to question two is yes, it's a fruit.
Though I suppose this still doesn't work because then French Fries would be fruit...hmmm, maybe I need to make the second question have more caveats like "is the average 6 year old excited to eat it when it's not been deep fried and/or coated in salt or sugar."
I love when I question my existence right when I click on a video
WHO ASKED + VEGETABLES AREN'T REAL
WHO ASKED + VEGETABLES AREN'T REAL
As soon as I saw the title of this video, I said "It's too late in the month for there to be an April Fools video!"
I've been 'a vegetable' (dead for a few minutes, comatose for a few weeks). But this shows that I was never NOT a vegetable! just one that walks around & stuff ... good to know
me casually pulling out this video when my mum tells me to eat my vegetables
Fact-checking your mom ?😂 bold!
Yeah ,as a parent, good luck with that
Wild title
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I love the energy in his voice. I love the rage you hear.
(3:47) Can you please use the Oogway for your future videos? He fit right in!
Like this comment to petition for more Oogway cameos!
@FoodTheory quick question when can we expect what should be a true food pyramid/ daily foods that the body needs ( been wanting to maximize my efficiency with planing out my meals and this topic could make for a great theory episode plus could help out alot of people with figuring out what is needed )
The paying for "pickle of the month club" for a year bit made me belly laugh
I know he isn’t MatPat. No one could be. And honestly I don’t want him to be. I adore him. You can tell how passionate he is about this and I think most people need to understand that Matthew wouldn’t leave the channel with someone that he didn’t adore himself. Thank you for continuing on his tradition ❤❤
It's been a long time since I liked a video before watching it
Glad to see the channel is as investigative as ever
Funny thing is, I am pretty sure I did hear these classifications while growing up but it was always in passing.
Leafy Greens and Starched Vegetables were the words used to separate the vegetable food by many adults throughout these recent years, this video just helped solidify that "Vegetable" was too wide a food group, like saying "Eat Meat" when there are many different variations all with their own boons and cons (that vary further depending on how you cook it)
I can disprove this:
“Vegetable: a grown plant food item that, when cooked, pairs well with cheese, and will not cause a random passerby to curse your bloodline for eating with said cheese”
bread
With that definition many fruits are vegetables. Softer cheeses are commonly eaten on fruit
I still have one question. What about mushrooms? I know they are fungi, but are what category do the edible ones fall under?
Still fungi (or just mushrooms to be more specific but still talking about a category). Not all leaves are edible but we still call the edible ones leaves. It's no different.
Fungi never had anything to do with veggies. The mushrooms we know and love would be classified as mushrooms and I don’t know about yeast
In terms of food groups, they’re usually classified as protein
Fun fact. Mushrooms are more related to you than to plants. Have fun saying that to all your vegan friends like I do.
How about algae an seaweed?
0:32 same, I love this subject, I remember when I was 9 or 10 people wouldn’t know what they were talking about and it cracked me up
3:55 ahh yes, the puns
Pro tip - do some on-camera content with Santi, I know he used to cameo before but no one cared.
Now that the channel depends on us caring, let us get to know him more so we can be more invested in just listening to his voice for the rest of the video.
I just watched Dropout's new series Smartie Pants society and Vic talked about this same subject. My nerd wheelhouse has come full circle!!!
This is the exact comment I was looking for.
Same bud Same!
3:27 bell pepper?? Apple???? Avocado?? Lime?
Are vegetables just glorified fruit
Caseoh is gonna love this one
Vegan Teacher: *heavy breathing*
No she's screaming right now