Go to nordvpn.com/squire and use code squire to get 70% off a 3-year plan and an extra month for free. We sincerely hope you enjoyed this video, and just wanted to thank you all for the continued support. In these next few weeks, we're working on a couple of brilliant War Thunder skits, as well as some for M&B: Bannerlord that we think you'll enjoy.
I sincerely hope so. Anything resembling the "Old" Squire ,would be world better. Have you not been receiving my last few carrier pigeons??? Why, the front is a real mess, & both flanks are totally buggered!!! You may have one last chance of changing the flow of this royal shit show,if you can pull your head out of your arse , & get your Spitfire out of the pawn shop! You disappointing dullard !! You lack-a-daisical dim wit,you!!! "Why are you still here?!!! "GO! GO! GO!!! " MOVE IT YOU SMELLY SACK OF DOG SMEGMA!!! ...."where's my service revolver?....I'll put you on the move with all haste!" ...."Better listen to him & go". "You are actually the 4th.Squire this war." "Oh no!" *Bang* *Thump* ..."Oh well, you were the 4th."..."Best be practicing my German!"
In honor of your British empire game, I conquered all of Europe , North America and Asia as Britain, I did a mass deploy trick to keep my puppets and formed the imperial federation, basically controlling the world
I like how you can only run one spy rescue op at a time. I once had 4 spy’s being held by Japan. I forgot to rescue two of them. Oh well I can always recruit more :D
My friends like to joke about the stupid ways your units can die in grand strategy and rts games, usually due to forgetting to micro them, and how you would tell their family they’re dead. “Well you see ma’am, I forgot he existed, so I never bothered to extract him.”
@@goldenfiberwheat238 With me its more because I usually play china and I either use ww1 tactics or human wave tactics so that kind of causes me to lose three to four million in a matter of two years
A German spy infiltrated a British navy ship. The captain, unknowingly, strikes up a conversation with the chap at dinner: Captain: "These Germans think they're so smart, but they're no match for the British Navy. Do you actually believe they've sent any spies here?" Spy: "Uhh, Nein, of course" Captain: "Nine spies!? Bloody hell, sound the alarm!"
„You're looking for the Bolschewik Schweinehund one“ ich liebe diese Deutschen Ostereier 😂 And by the way... "Schwarzbraun ist die Haselnuss" sounded terrible in the Brit-accent version
My latest game had Hitler go straight for Barbarossa in 1938, before he'd wiped out Czechoslovakia and Poland. It looked like he wasn't reaching the fielded manpower requirement for Sudetenland, but I didn't think me swiping Austria from under his 'tashe and restoring the Austro-Hungarian Empire would internally screw him up that much...
It was like, no effort fam. Surprised NordVPN approved it and this and that. Me and my boy said shit like 3 times and everything and we didn't even get in trouble. Random.
@@devinpetersen2387 really? I know the royal consort (Prince Philip) has German heritage but the queen? (I mean if we ignore the fact that all European royal families can trace back their heritage to one german noble Family who thought socializing means marry your daughters into every noble family in existence)
I must admit, I came close to spitting my tea out during the first blooper, when Squire angrily backs out of the phone booth and retorts, "Bastard." Loved it! 🤣
“(???) Strudel, Autobahn.” “Yes I know what a u boat is” So, you had Ollie speak real German, and then you had the telephone guy say different phrases instead of German? Love it.
Go to nordvpn.com/squire and use code squire to get 70% off a 3-year plan and an extra month for free. We sincerely hope you enjoyed this video, and just wanted to thank you all for the continued support. In these next few weeks, we're working on a couple of brilliant War Thunder skits, as well as some for M&B: Bannerlord that we think you'll enjoy.
I sincerely hope so. Anything resembling the "Old" Squire ,would be world better. Have you not been receiving my last few carrier pigeons??? Why, the front is a real mess, & both flanks are totally buggered!!! You may have one last chance of changing the flow of this royal shit show,if you can pull your head out of your arse , & get your Spitfire out of the pawn shop!
You disappointing dullard !! You lack-a-daisical dim wit,you!!!
"Why are you still here?!!! "GO! GO! GO!!! " MOVE IT YOU SMELLY SACK OF DOG SMEGMA!!!
...."where's my service revolver?....I'll put you on the move with all haste!"
...."Better listen to him & go". "You are actually the 4th.Squire this war."
"Oh no!"
*Bang* *Thump*
..."Oh well, you were the 4th."..."Best be practicing my German!"
Squire The Inglorious basterds references in this was great
In honor of your British empire game, I conquered all of Europe , North America and Asia as Britain, I did a mass deploy trick to keep my puppets and formed the imperial federation, basically controlling the world
Gotta love the inglorious basterds references
So why is the ending so shit?
I like how you can only run one spy rescue op at a time. I once had 4 spy’s being held by Japan.
I forgot to rescue two of them. Oh well I can always recruit more :D
lol
@Kornel&Co. Maybe you could've said that a nicer way?
My friends like to joke about the stupid ways your units can die in grand strategy and rts games, usually due to forgetting to micro them, and how you would tell their family they’re dead. “Well you see ma’am, I forgot he existed, so I never bothered to extract him.”
@@goldenfiberwheat238 With me its more because I usually play china and I either use ww1 tactics or human wave tactics so that kind of causes me to lose three to four million in a matter of two years
Wouter Kessel AKA: like 2% of you manpower, I mean good god.
"Heil Hi-" "No, not in public! Do the little one!"
I found this and started reading this the second it played in the video
@@Themanfuhreal nice
@@Themanfuhreal same lol
@@Themanfuhreal Yeah, a year later und ich mache das Gleiche. :)
comedy gold
of all the spy games out there, you pick the one where u look at a world map for 5 hours.
Most of spy work is pretty boring. Apparently. I'm not a spy.
@@SquireComedy That is what an undercover spy would say!
Squire I’ve always preferred assassinations
Magnificent Speed correction it is looking at a map of Germany for 5 hours
@@bandanathereaper9863 **RED SPY IN THE BASE**
A German spy infiltrated a British navy ship.
The captain, unknowingly, strikes up a conversation with the chap at dinner:
Captain: "These Germans think they're so smart, but they're no match for the British Navy. Do you actually believe they've sent any spies here?"
Spy: "Uhh, Nein, of course"
Captain: "Nine spies!? Bloody hell, sound the alarm!"
MikeGoesBoom guten Tag Mike
eyyyy mikeyy. squire has beaten your upload schedule. AGAIN
Eddie Blake du sheisse
German humor
Lol
Playing "We'll Meet Again" as the nuke goes off is pure brilliance.
Haha! Strangelove is my favourite film.
Another person who enjoys Strangelove? It can’t be!
I heard an instrumental version of the song and was looking for the source for, I kid you not, since 2017. Thank you for the song name.
@@SquireComedy that song reminds me of bill cipher. Who knows u might summon gravity falls fans.
I had a male spy that looked like he was 40 years old and he had the ability: "Seduction". I named him Obiwan Kenobi and went about my way.
Seems about right
*Obi-wan
The Scottish History Guy my bad
"That's MAD" I see what you did there. It killed me just like it did you.
Storm_Shield1990 shit! I missed that.
You just killed me
„You're looking for the Bolschewik Schweinehund one“ ich liebe diese Deutschen Ostereier 😂
And by the way... "Schwarzbraun ist die Haselnuss" sounded terrible in the Brit-accent version
*Loads good old fashioned service revolver* Excuse me sir, are you a German spy?
@@SquireComedy
Nein, offensichtlich nicht. Wie kommen sie darauf?
*Cocks P08*
Dirty_LP *Cocks Browning Hi-Power* Are u a kraut spy eh?
@@teodorogerald *Cocks C96 Schnellfeuer* Nein, aber du bist gleich schweizer Käse, du Tommy!
@@thedirtydoom Ok Jerry there is no more running now.
"when did barbarossa start?"
"1937"
😂
Only in HoI
Magic of the hoi
My latest game had Hitler go straight for Barbarossa in 1938, before he'd wiped out Czechoslovakia and Poland. It looked like he wasn't reaching the fielded manpower requirement for Sudetenland, but I didn't think me swiping Austria from under his 'tashe and restoring the Austro-Hungarian Empire would internally screw him up that much...
Love the Inglorious Basterds reference!
Thought nobody was going to get it!
@@SquireComedy
Very wise of you to not meet in a fuckin' basement.
Literally was watching that movie 2 hours ago
Squire say goodbye to your nazi balls
Holds up 3 fingers
I love the historical jokes. Well done squire.
Cheers old chap!
let me in on the insiders please, enlighten me
And the Monty Python references.
Square
I would like this comment but it’s up 420 likes
Greetings from gloomy and toilet paperless California..
Squire help us...
In Squidonia, citizens have plenty of toilet paper...and food. Deffo lots of that for sure.
@@SquireComedy Squire for president of the United States 2020
@The adventures of Javier 86 you and me are both suffering :(
@@SupermarineSpacefire44 😢
I work at a market and everything’s gone. We need reinforcements.
Armstrong and Miller are proud of this video and stuff, blood.
Big time!
Isn't it, though?
Standard!
It was like, no effort fam. Surprised NordVPN approved it and this and that. Me and my boy said shit like 3 times and everything and we didn't even get in trouble. Random.
And you are not even lying!
0:33 notice that hammer and sickle badge
Thanks for sporting that 9ut
Two British chaps being German
What ever next?
Two German lads being British?
The queen is ethnically German.
@@devinpetersen2387 really? I know the royal consort (Prince Philip) has German heritage but the queen? (I mean if we ignore the fact that all European royal families can trace back their heritage to one german noble Family who thought socializing means marry your daughters into every noble family in existence)
@@SotSobRKamikaze Under the Act of Settlement 1701, the British crown can only be held by descendants of Sophia, Electress of Hanover.
Loved the Inglorious Bastards reference at 5:10 lol
My word two videos in a month fabulous!
We're doing well! I'll tell Bill to take the next few weeks off.
Squire ah right send my regards mate
watching this a soon as it finishes saving to my thumb drive on this train through Eastern Europe
1:21 Poles beat Germans back into Germany!
Is Dressel playing Germany again?
HISTORICAL ACCURACY! Semper fi!
Poland STRONK
I must admit, I came close to spitting my tea out during the first blooper, when Squire angrily backs out of the phone booth and retorts, "Bastard." Loved it! 🤣
I love how much effort they put into the sponsorship ads.
"Do the little one". Really excellent lads, just gets better. Well done!
Thanks, Mark. Really happy you're enjoying them mate!
1:34 nice monty python reference
Remind me to send a seducer next time, that outta change things!
Oh Christ. Please. No. I'm not dolling Bill up as a 40's stripper.
@@SquireComedy "Squire released a video with Bill dressed up as a 40's seducer."
"Why am I not surprised?"
@@SquireComedy That's for some reason exactly what i want to see!
@@SquireComedy tss-tss, and I thought you are professional.
When your teacher starts getting angry at the class for yelling and your setting in the back like 1:42
But where is the Luxembourgian spy
We all know their war efforts are tremendous enough to justify having at least 12 spies
War thunder planes real life vid plz
We are making it soon! (TM)
Squire “soon” you mean
I wonder what would be the reaction of someone, who’s not involved in these skits, who witnesses Squire and his friends acting out their videos?
Sean Bruce ditto.
This is the only channel I know that puts more effort in the sponsorships than the actual skits.
I love it.
5:30
That's my jam
@Erwan TILLY I forgot
But parts of the door sounds like "hold the door"
Lol
Award for most realistic acting ever
1:16 that was a fantastic entrance, the music and everything, perfect hahaha
watched it 5 times, still funny
First time I was checking the TH-cam homepage today, what are the odds?
Boom!
1:30 secret agents doing the Hilter salute is comical. They say it in Man in the High Castle too, like, at least give your spys a break.
6:30 wait so, he exposed terry as a fake spy and then helped out the real German agent? Give this man a medal?
Squire really looks like Cillian Murphy
My girlfriend wishes.
Girlfriend? What about your boyfriend, Bill?
The new Spies in Disguise movie is looking great!
The Armstrong and Miller tribute at the end, glorius ^^
I love that Armstrong and Miller nod! Absolutely brilliant and hilarious! Well done as always, Squire. Looking forward to the next.
Thanks mate! Really glad you enjoyed it!
@@SquireComedy That's like a compliment and shit. You know what I mean?
Not going to lie, that Armstrong and Miller reference took me by surprise. Good Stuff.
Armstrong and Miller at the end. Flawless comedic finish
Absolute banger of a video. Watched it with my morning cuppa. Also loving this new upload schedule.
Hahahah! Cheers mate!
4:48 "This is it, old boy. Hope you don't mind I go out speaking the King's."
"We already are!"
I am dead.
I wish real life had a "speed up" option sometimes...
I really like the Fail Clips at the end
The Inglorious Basterds references are just perfect.
That's no telephone box. That's a book exchange!
Damnit! You've caught me.
@@SquireComedy Consider yourself well and truly booked.
"That's MAD" Laughed at that one
7:05 “it’s well easy blood”
I got strong Amstrong and Miller vibes from the ending, verrry good.
A Squire video on my birthday is one of the best parts of my day
Happy birthday!
I loved the Inglorious Basterds Reference
1:31 monty python swallow reference?
nice "flach köpper" at 6:20 !
I really appreciate the variety of characters and this and that.
Gotta love the amazing reference to the Armstrong and Miller RAF Guys in the ad 👍
I love that this sketch suddenly turned into Inglorious Basterds.
4:42 nice Inglorious Bastards reference
The Inglorious Basterds reference had me rolling in the aisles.
Just to let you know, I fucking LOVED the Inglorious Basterds reference.
That armstrong & miller bit was spot on !
1:40 ya that could get you arrested in Europe.
So Europe is like china?
4:39 That Inglorious Basterds reference I love it
Nothing like a top rate production from squire to boost morale in a toilet paper starved world!
Brilliant show!
All in a day's work mate.
Loved the inglorious bastards reference lad
"Not a problem, I'll just speed it up a little bit"
the British Valley talk, i dont know what to say, im both taken aback, disgusted, and intrigued, all at once.
Now that was your funniest. I have your channel for a long time. You make me bloody well roar.
Thanks.
Cheers mate! That made my evening!
When squire works for the peaky fooking blinders
Ah yes, truly the most British German spies I've ever seen 😂
"MAD" I see what you did there :P
First, I expect biscuits
*hands over chocolate hobnob"
Love the Armstrong & Miller skit at the end :D
Top notch Armstrong and Miller!
Standard.
“(???) Strudel, Autobahn.”
“Yes I know what a u boat is”
So, you had Ollie speak real German, and then you had the telephone guy say different phrases instead of German? Love it.
Blackadder! Is that you!? 3:40
Just got the tweet kind sir
Ah agent, you've arrived. Time to execute your mission.
Love that Armstrong & Miller inspiration :)
This is by far the GOAT of all add plugs
The movie reference fucking got me so hard. I started crying.
Wow, what's with the Inglorious Basterds and Armstrong and Miller references XD fantastic
The comedy is getting funnier, in fact I dare say it is better than BBC stand up.
If you could email the BBC regarding that thought, we'd appreciate it! Haha! Thanks though mate, that means a lot.
Squire talking to Squire is best thing about the entire channel
im just amazed you were able to find an old phone booth in this day and age.
Bless you for that Armstrong and Miller homage!
3:32 Barbarossa in 37.
At least Dressel did Sudetenland in 37... *Nicht Barbarossa*
The god damn inglorious bastards dialogue was amazing.
Nice Inglorious Bastards reference, well played
Love the armstrong and miller reference
OH MY GOD RAF PILOTS, YOU MAD LADS!
I don't even play HoI and this is making me laugh out loud. Good work, Squire Squad
I love the Monty Python reference
When stealing a blueprint requires you to lose your entire intel network.
You all can do Classic Doctor Who parodies, with Ollie parodying the Brigadier!
Russian spy:Hallo Hans, what are you doing?
Hans:Frans,why do you have a russian accent?
Russian spy:...
Inglorious Basterds reference on point there chaps
Spies? *laughs in cybernetwork*
2 years later : Am I the only one trying to read the paper when Squire holds it up ?
nice Inglorious Basterds reference in the middle there