Battlefield V: In real life

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  • @SquireComedy
    @SquireComedy  6 ปีที่แล้ว +2498

    A huge amount of thanks go to all my Patreon supporters. Without them, this video, and future live sketches wouldn't have been possible. If you're interested in some more of these "High budget" productions, consider supporting the channel here: www.patreon.com/squire

    • @brabusmighty9458
      @brabusmighty9458 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Thank you Squire Daddy x

    • @michelangelangelo7091
      @michelangelangelo7091 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Squire you *do* need patreon

    • @spookyshadowhawk6776
      @spookyshadowhawk6776 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Shotguns? Most pump Shotguns don't have a disconecter holding the trigger it fires as fast as you can pump it, Great for killing Tree's and the Evil Hun! LoL I'll check into supporting you with cash.

    • @annmariemullins709
      @annmariemullins709 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's just like the game

    • @isaacsantana420
      @isaacsantana420 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Squire I prefer the dam trenches in w w I

  • @adam_wynne
    @adam_wynne 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2705

    2:58 “Yeah, fine. Only did 58 damage”
    Never before have more relatable words been spoken.

    • @jessieparas7861
      @jessieparas7861 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Oll

    • @mynamesnotphil3626
      @mynamesnotphil3626 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      John McMahon oh the love hate relationship I have with the sweet spot mechanic

    • @pelliqs922
      @pelliqs922 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The leinfield does 60 damage and the gewer 9530 does 68? I think the kar does 58

    • @TheRealTaco
      @TheRealTaco 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You actally bought this shite game?

    • @mynamesnotphil3626
      @mynamesnotphil3626 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Pelliq S just like sniping in other bfs headshots matter only bf1 had the cheesy sweet spot

  • @ostfront5730
    @ostfront5730 6 ปีที่แล้ว +560

    "Grenade ! In german !"
    - Unknown german soldier on the battlefield , circa 1940 , colourised.
    This truly caprures the horrors of war.

    • @Nugcon
      @Nugcon 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      lest we forget

    • @WednesdayAddamsMW
      @WednesdayAddamsMW 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Nugcon
      Granate. That's "grenade" in German.

    • @jakubgrzybek6181
      @jakubgrzybek6181 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      *1940

    • @Hezigrimm
      @Hezigrimm 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Harry D I have always heard it pronounced Grah-na-ta. Although, it is spelled Granate, well the informal version. The actual name for it is Stielhandgranate.

    • @Hezigrimm
      @Hezigrimm 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The true account goes. One day a couple of poor blokes from Warwickshire were sitting in a trench on the front lines of the Battle of the Bulge. When out of no where A British voice calls out "Grenade! In German!" One of the poor blokes popped his head out of his fox hole promptly saying "What the devil?". A potato masher hand grenade strikes their sweet golden nectar, hot tea, spilling it out onto the frozen ground staining the snow. No one truly knows what happened next, for all the English men within one hundred miles saw only red.

  • @tharos
    @tharos 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3963

    Finally, Britain's answer to Saving Private Ryan.

    • @3socks
      @3socks 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I'd so watch that too

    • @Carstuff111
      @Carstuff111 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@3socks Yes!!! Bwahahahahaha!!!

    • @DarwinArbiter
      @DarwinArbiter 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      You know everyone is complaining that BF5 has no Americans, but i rather appreciate they gave some room for the British to be counted, i just wish they have done a better work on portraying the British struggle hell not even an air battle mode on the London blitz

    • @Seagull780
      @Seagull780 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@DarwinArbiter I just wish they had missions where you firebomb German cities.

    • @celticguy197531
      @celticguy197531 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      if it was British it wouldnt be called saving Private Ryan it would be more like "hmmm yeah, do we really have to save Private Bob, i mean really it was his own bloody fault he got there anyway"

  • @bluejwolf8698
    @bluejwolf8698 5 ปีที่แล้ว +468

    Medics in battlefield are like cats. They understand you, they just don't care.

  • @hazardtrooper2791
    @hazardtrooper2791 5 ปีที่แล้ว +770

    BFV medic: doesn’t revive
    BF1 medic: runs out into enemy gunfire, firing his SLR then dives and revives the fallen teammate. Often dying in the process

    • @SD3CS
      @SD3CS 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      What do you nean BFV?

    • @nomnomxddd8157
      @nomnomxddd8157 5 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      Because in WW1, we are brothers in arms

    • @deathgripskaraoke9351
      @deathgripskaraoke9351 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Medics never heal anyone in any Battlefield though

    • @americanfriend6442
      @americanfriend6442 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wut do you mean

    • @exokimbo7051
      @exokimbo7051 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      @@deathgripskaraoke9351 no i risk my life in Bf 1 sometimes to revive my mates

  • @AvarikVonNom
    @AvarikVonNom 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3849

    _Grenades in German_

    • @AQDuck
      @AQDuck 6 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      SA-NI-TÄTER!

    • @Schnittertm1
      @Schnittertm1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      @@AQDuck No, no, the correct call would be "SA-NI-TÖTER!", it is quite important to remember that. Oh, and never trust the Sanitöter, he will likely get you killed.

    • @Lo-tf6qt
      @Lo-tf6qt 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      'Forget about grenades, just boot an explosive football their way, they'll never clear that in time'

    • @CS-nq9sq
      @CS-nq9sq 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@AQDuck Blut! ein sanitater! bitte!

    • @Timbo5000
      @Timbo5000 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      GRANATE!

  • @Subspacer15
    @Subspacer15 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1368

    Some of those jokes really took a hardline

    • @TheThingInMySink
      @TheThingInMySink 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      RIGHT! Stop that! It's silly..

    • @BananaHamington
      @BananaHamington 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Ok space ranger, I’m a need you to take that 8 down to a 2

    • @phantomaviator1318
      @phantomaviator1318 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@BananaHamington *raises it to 9*

    • @golem5809
      @golem5809 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Stop having fun!!!

    • @Mangos1021
      @Mangos1021 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Battlefeild hardline!
      Haha!

  • @otterwingate7581
    @otterwingate7581 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1474

    No no, i'm sorry this is too unrealistic. if an Englishman's tea gets spilt by a German, any normal person would go berserk. get your act together man.

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  6 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      Baha!

    • @samhansen9771
      @samhansen9771 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I would like your comment, but it's just too American at 308

    • @Carstuff111
      @Carstuff111 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@samhansen9771 I am an American, and if someone spilled my English tea, I would be giving one heck of a what for :P

    • @samhansen9771
      @samhansen9771 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Carstuff111 yeah, but i meant the likes were at 308, which is an American rifle round used in ww2. Oh wow, it's now at 338, waddya know.

    • @gab4221
      @gab4221 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      the boston party proves that any person who attacks a britishman's tea attacks their country

  • @cobalt2361
    @cobalt2361 6 ปีที่แล้ว +272

    Absolutely lost my shit on "I'm playing on low graphics" LMAO

    • @posstaldude
      @posstaldude 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      cobalT so after 10 months, did you find your shit back?

    • @Thatoneguy3602
      @Thatoneguy3602 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I don’t think he found his shit

    • @leandrosouza48-t8t
      @leandrosouza48-t8t 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Almost 3 years later, and i don't think he has found his shit yet.

  • @hngh6404
    @hngh6404 4 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    “Grab a late war German assault rifle and sprint around like everyone else”
    Correction: a pre-war Danish machine gun

    • @aviator4662
      @aviator4662 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Correction, a post war french shotgun

    • @welkingunther5417
      @welkingunther5417 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@aviator4662 Correction, a Norwegian rifle pre-dating both World Wars

  • @Masterhitman935
    @Masterhitman935 6 ปีที่แล้ว +478

    That sound of the potato smasher hitting that perfectly good good cup. Oddly made my day.

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  6 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Same, actually. It really wasn't planned.

    • @kielbasathief9576
      @kielbasathief9576 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      O M G it is!

    • @johndowe7003
      @johndowe7003 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@SquireComedy *British rage intensifies*

  • @yazi7790
    @yazi7790 6 ปีที่แล้ว +454

    That japanese tank at the end of the video got all the budget .

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  6 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Bloody true.

    • @DarthBaras13
      @DarthBaras13 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And the Italian tank got left out.

    • @16yt72
      @16yt72 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      LOL?

    • @ramonmeer174
      @ramonmeer174 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Squire is it you’re 350z?

    • @Joe.k.e
      @Joe.k.e 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ok you win

  • @konata1810
    @konata1810 6 ปีที่แล้ว +348

    “You can see the budget was low on this”
    Part of my next paycheck is going to you guys to keep on making these videos....one of the best so far.

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Thanks mate! Means a great deal!

    • @tacticalnoodles
      @tacticalnoodles 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "one of the first in a while
      AMIRITE ?"
      But seriously this was incredible,
      Good job

  • @cupcakesprinkles25
    @cupcakesprinkles25 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3195

    Wait a minute, British soldiers wearing British gear, helmets, and males? I thought this was supposed to be Battlefield V?

    • @natureza2002
      @natureza2002 6 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      you're using a bfv photo and is complaining about the game?

    • @Thaiax
      @Thaiax 6 ปีที่แล้ว +426

      @@natureza2002 Just because you like something doesn't mean you can't critizise it.

    • @RatKingKitKat
      @RatKingKitKat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      @@natureza2002 its satire genius

    • @voicedrewxyz
      @voicedrewxyz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      @@natureza2002 r/Whooooooosh

    • @techyn8502
      @techyn8502 5 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      wait, in WW2 British soldiers were wearing males.

  • @spiralwhirlpool2366
    @spiralwhirlpool2366 5 ปีที่แล้ว +275

    “I’m changing teams”
    “I didn’t realize there were Italians in the game”
    🤢🤣

  • @halothefluffyderg
    @halothefluffyderg 6 ปีที่แล้ว +380

    MEDIC!!.....
    Fat chance...
    4:54
    Best part of the whole video :D

    • @rkpr9370
      @rkpr9370 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Victor Stålbo it actually doesn’t matter because anyone can revive their team mates in Bf V

    • @halothefluffyderg
      @halothefluffyderg 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@rkpr9370 their squadmates yes, teammates only medic

    • @rkpr9370
      @rkpr9370 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Victor Stålbo regardless I didn’t get the game

    • @DiegoAlanTorres96
      @DiegoAlanTorres96 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's infuriating how true it is. I'm the only medic who ever heals in BC2.

  • @Luke-nc6fj
    @Luke-nc6fj 6 ปีที่แล้ว +467

    2:26 *Two British soldiers unwillingly locate the location of a German sniper {circa 1941, colourised}*

    • @ahahm3
      @ahahm3 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Thomas Ferris Blighty mate, got your bloody American derrière out of ‘ere boyo.

    • @fruitella196
      @fruitella196 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thomas Ferris actually the correct

    • @DLBBALL
      @DLBBALL 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thomas Ferris The Canadian and true way :D

    • @andrewinbody4301
      @andrewinbody4301 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thomas Ferris hahahahahaha. I like that joke too.

    • @fbifederalbureauofinvestig5956
      @fbifederalbureauofinvestig5956 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Puedo saber de que están hablando compañeros jaja😂

  • @dygi7631
    @dygi7631 6 ปีที่แล้ว +262

    Oh my god this is great and I've only seen ten seconds of it.

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Haha, cheers mate!

    • @dygi7631
      @dygi7631 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Omg he replied

  • @huarenxivonne9662
    @huarenxivonne9662 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    1:52 is an accurate depiction of how long the grenade fuses are in Battlefield V

  • @GandalftheMotorised
    @GandalftheMotorised 6 ปีที่แล้ว +315

    They must be in the home guard, explains the budget.

    • @franzferdinand1393
      @franzferdinand1393 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Lend Lease has gone a bit soft these days

    • @patrickbuerke1390
      @patrickbuerke1390 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They’re sailing for England
      Oh! What a shame!
      Someone is after our island again
      We’ll let them have it…
      Oh, yes we will!
      But maybe they won’t want it when they get the bill!
      For we wrote the story of the old brigades
      We know the glory of yesterday’s parades
      We'll sell Old Blighty yard by yard
      They'll buy it from the old home guard! They will!
      They'll buy it from the old home guard!
      Call out the navy, call out the ranks
      Call out the air force, call out the tanks.
      From the cliffs of Dover call up the gulls
      And don’t forget the loyal territorials!
      But, who’s sticking in here? Who will defend
      every inch of England no matter what they send?
      Who’s standing firm in our own front yard?
      The soldiers of the old home guard
      That’s who!
      The soldiers of the old home guard
      For we wrote the story of the old brigades
      We know the glory of yesterday’s parades
      Who’s standing firm in our own front yard?
      The soldiers of the old home guard
      That’s who!
      The soldiers of the old home guard

    • @mandalortemaan7510
      @mandalortemaan7510 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Who has a VFD symbol?
      You use is ankle pic

  • @Ice_CreamTruck
    @Ice_CreamTruck 6 ปีที่แล้ว +392

    I died when he said '' grenade! In german''

    • @foxythepiratefoximnotalone3485
      @foxythepiratefoximnotalone3485 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@heisenshudder6864 Its Grenada

    • @icantthinkofaname7293
      @icantthinkofaname7293 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@foxythepiratefoximnotalone3485 It's granate.

    • @winds5011
      @winds5011 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The grenade is a paid actor.

    • @SD3CS
      @SD3CS 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      GRANATE Not Granada your stoopid

    • @ResonantFalke
      @ResonantFalke 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nein es ist eine Panzergranate!

  • @_Matsimus_
    @_Matsimus_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1241

    Squire lol, you’re my hero

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  6 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      You'd survive longer in that field than us, that's for damn sure.

    • @roofkorean7251
      @roofkorean7251 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      and you're my
      Matsimus

    • @hardlydank932
      @hardlydank932 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hey matsimus I love ur channel

    • @jnx2677
      @jnx2677 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh, hi matsimus!

    • @bootbro7825
      @bootbro7825 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      oh my god matsimus likes squire today is good

  • @PeterMultyGaming
    @PeterMultyGaming 6 ปีที่แล้ว +544

    I'm italian... i'm switching side from axis to squire!

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Welcome aboard. Love the food.

    • @PeterMultyGaming
      @PeterMultyGaming 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      i love your country so... we are equal!

    • @pachankachannel559
      @pachankachannel559 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      now we need an italian war story , (i'm italian)

    • @PeterMultyGaming
      @PeterMultyGaming 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      ciao, hai ragione
      hi, you're right

    • @wimpow
      @wimpow 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I remember playing "World in Flames" (Boardgame with a rulesbook of about 175 pages) and having enormous luck with the very crappy Italian troops. Oh, was the English player frustrated.
      We played in my home, so I had the Italian Anthem playing quite some time.
      I was with the Japanese & Italians. The German player did quit after a few weeks gameplay, so I had to manage all the axis.
      Everybody hated me. Good times.

  • @shawdawg2852
    @shawdawg2852 5 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    "So what your saying is don't rob banks?"
    "No, just do it in Payday 2."

  • @cookieusa1
    @cookieusa1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +251

    *The following is frontline combat...*
    *Your not expected to survive.*

    • @wisemankugelmemicus1701
      @wisemankugelmemicus1701 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Gambit *proceeds to be completely scripted to kill you after a certain time*

    • @cookieusa1
      @cookieusa1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Wisemankugel Memicus *even though you were doing very well, and shouldn’t have died because you had superior positioning and weapons.*

    • @appleseed2933
      @appleseed2933 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Illiterate dumbass

    • @sol2544
      @sol2544 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes

    • @spookyghost8952
      @spookyghost8952 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mr. 13 who

  • @Archangelm127
    @Archangelm127 6 ปีที่แล้ว +848

    As an actual historical reenactor, I have to commend you guys on the uniforms and scenery. Not 100% accurate, but 95% is more than a passing grade for entertainment.
    Also, bloody hilarious. Especially love the crack about Italy. All too true.

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  6 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      Thanks mate! Means a lot!

    • @joechaotic6743
      @joechaotic6743 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Yeah, all he's missing is the historically accurate bionic arm on the female special ops soldier.

    • @squadie1
      @squadie1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It’s battlefield 5 man, it’s not historically accurate.

    • @joechaotic6743
      @joechaotic6743 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@squadie1 r/wooosh

    • @mayonnaiseman8422
      @mayonnaiseman8422 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Are You British?

  • @Moxxieful
    @Moxxieful 6 ปีที่แล้ว +609

    lol at the end when he trow his rifle at the car it got blown away by the wind

    • @pathfinder6997
      @pathfinder6997 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      LMAO

    • @NLTops
      @NLTops 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      What did you expect? It's on low graphics.

    • @oerlikon20mm29
      @oerlikon20mm29 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Just like Battlefield V sniping victims

    • @riccyy5330
      @riccyy5330 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmao!

  • @CoolMoon
    @CoolMoon 6 ปีที่แล้ว +571

    It's nice to meet my German friends. Their grenades are the best.

    • @panzerkampfwagenviausf.eak5888
      @panzerkampfwagenviausf.eak5888 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *Cough* wanna come visit at winter?

    • @elias_xp95
      @elias_xp95 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ironically their grenades were the worst and resulted in more suicides and friendly fire lol

    • @deltafoxecho
      @deltafoxecho 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      EG:UK how do you deduce that? German grenades could be thrown a lot further than US “pineapple” grenades, they also were better at throwing up hills as they don’t roll down again

    • @elias_xp95
      @elias_xp95 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@deltafoxecho I don't know the details it's hearsay for the most part but I do remember they were more easily damaged just from being in transit.

    • @MIMthegreat
      @MIMthegreat 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@panzerkampfwagenviausf.eak5888 wanna visit Auschwitz?

  • @jxpd7898
    @jxpd7898 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    "I'm playing on... *Looks at camera*... Low graphics

  • @kdfinvesting6122
    @kdfinvesting6122 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    "This is a battle in a field, what more could you ask from a franchise?" Golden line in the whole video

  • @josetorresjr1644
    @josetorresjr1644 6 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    6:38 You can see when he throws his low res enfield that it gets taken by the wind.

  • @jarek94cze
    @jarek94cze 6 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    1. You actually have the only realistic British uniforms out there, you won't find them in Battlefield V also your little sketch is way more fun than what you can have in the game at the moment. Bravo gentlemen.

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      They're close, not 100%. The helmet is 100% original, the rest is from the 50's/late 40's.

    • @jarek94cze
      @jarek94cze 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@SquireComedy You have my utmost respect, good sir.

    • @kadiboudacz5500
      @kadiboudacz5500 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jaroslav Kubík the fun part isnt true lel.

    • @uselessgeneral1299
      @uselessgeneral1299 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Its actually quite fun, the MG42 is so good.

    • @megacluckcluck2302
      @megacluckcluck2302 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Squire yeah I see the p49 clothing but it looks quite good. Much better than the American stuff in the game now! Only the trained eye would notice ;)

  • @maxttck
    @maxttck 6 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    Love the Westie hint there at the downed bit

    • @zehnass
      @zehnass 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yea. He never revives people as medic in his videos 😂

  • @Eeveefall
    @Eeveefall 6 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    This was really hilarious, hopefully they do more skits on games like this in the future. Really enjoyed their humor!

  • @sergeantpanther678
    @sergeantpanther678 6 ปีที่แล้ว +420

    *When you make a face that looks like you're on the toilet and suddenly turn into a German*
    Happened to me too.

    • @woodruff4241
      @woodruff4241 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      That comes from pressing out the Wurst

    • @Santa18
      @Santa18 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You too? I thought I was the only one

    • @Nugcon
      @Nugcon 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      relatable

    • @JohnnyShagbot
      @JohnnyShagbot 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ohh, ja~.

    • @landodo1421
      @landodo1421 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Brings out the Wurst in you, doesn’t it?

  • @mightymichael2501
    @mightymichael2501 6 ปีที่แล้ว +455

    In 1 hour this bloke has 13 000 views, What a legend!
    Edit: This is the coolest thing ever, maybe you could do this with Verdun.

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I'm planning to do it with all kinds of games!

    • @fireflyz8943
      @fireflyz8943 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@SquireComedy i got an idea what about war thunder in real life

    • @mightymichael2501
      @mightymichael2501 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@SquireComedy haha looking forward to it, shame I don't live in England I could do it with you in my ANZAC uniform.

    • @mightymichael2501
      @mightymichael2501 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@fireflyz8943 id imagine they'd need ALOT of patreons to afford the planes and tanks hahaha

    • @hullukana214
      @hullukana214 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      because you propably care alot since it has been only 3 years since your comment this video has in 3 years 1,4 million views

  • @tedarcher9120
    @tedarcher9120 6 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    hardline bullying, oh yes!

  • @juser7430
    @juser7430 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    "Low graphic" that one killed me. I need to respawn now...

  • @welsh8982
    @welsh8982 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    *Shotgun innit*

  • @SentaDuck
    @SentaDuck 6 ปีที่แล้ว +197

    As silly as they are trying to be, ordinary guys like this would have been conscripted during the world wars and I imagine the banter would have had a similar tone to it as well. On top of that we are so used to watching war films with grainy effects and ambient sounds added to make it 'feel gritty' or old black and ***** footage, however, filming it like this better represents how it would have looked to the people there. It has an odd realism to it.

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Thanks for this comment, provoked my thoughts!

    • @Hezigrimm
      @Hezigrimm 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Odd flex on Ea there but I get it. Also, recently listened to a twenty year old recording of a man talking about his time fighting during the great war. From what he has said it seems you are right. Lastly, my grandfather served in the Korean war and honestly he and the guys would kinda horse around at their M.A.S.H unit. He was a field medic stationed at a M.A.S.H. unit and would sometimes replace other medics, check on people at the front line, or his platoon would go on a patrol. Although, it seems he mostly served at the M.A.S.H unit.

    • @mikederkonig
      @mikederkonig 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      A very very good point

  • @sadseal9817
    @sadseal9817 6 ปีที่แล้ว +355

    What should we do call in air support?
    No we arent Americans
    Laughed so hard

    • @BloodlessJG
      @BloodlessJG 6 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @Christian Langford
      No its not, your not even in the game yet yank. You'll be a DLC, joining late. just like the real war.

    • @BloodlessJG
      @BloodlessJG 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Eric Sales 🤯

    • @jaykilbourne1110
      @jaykilbourne1110 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @Eric Sales Soviets influenced Europe's outcome far more.

    • @hopatease1
      @hopatease1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Look at it this way jay kil with out US aid ussr would not have won .@@jaykilbourne1110

    • @jaykilbourne1110
      @jaykilbourne1110 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@hopatease1 Incorrect; Lend-Lease accounted for merely 12% of Soviet wartime equipment production. It would have taken longer, with higher casualties; but from late 1942 or 1943 on, Germany was doomed.

  • @nicholasaudy6064
    @nicholasaudy6064 6 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Squire : Shows cardboard gun "I'm playing on low graphics"
    Me : *Lost my shit and laughed*

  • @StrikerV3
    @StrikerV3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Medic!
    "Hah fat chance"
    Lol

  • @ivanrivera3293
    @ivanrivera3293 6 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    5:50 "Grenade. In German."
    I can't

    • @johnfreije6439
      @johnfreije6439 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Was smiling the whole time at the humor of this skit. Then that line dropped and I lost my shit.

    • @paullatham8486
      @paullatham8486 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣🤣 delivery of that line was hilarious!

    • @Ribbon_Fighter
      @Ribbon_Fighter 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Grenata

  • @Lawgamer411
    @Lawgamer411 6 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Of course Westie wouldn’t revive you, Classic Westie.

  • @RoqueTHEGAMER
    @RoqueTHEGAMER 6 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    6:40 the rifle flying off to the side by the wind, Lmao.

    • @Jamesdavis911
      @Jamesdavis911 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hilarious, was going to comment on that myself :-)/

  • @flipper-b8588
    @flipper-b8588 5 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    17 million kills, 1 death
    Bloody Camper!

  • @henryburby6077
    @henryburby6077 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    "Nah... It only did 54 damage..." XD

  • @patrickfahy52
    @patrickfahy52 6 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    British comedy at its finest. Good job

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Cheers mate!

    • @patrickfahy52
      @patrickfahy52 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Squire reminds me of black adder

  • @gtrutty
    @gtrutty 6 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    2:34 dang who put a scope on a Kolibri? Or maybe it’s a liberator?

    • @DLBBALL
      @DLBBALL 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Garret Truttman No, it’s just the ludicrous-ness of Snipers being able to deal less than 60 damage with normal shots.

  • @somebloke8114
    @somebloke8114 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    When Squire throws the rifle at the car, it catches the wind and blows into the hedge!!!!

  • @mordredpendragon1235
    @mordredpendragon1235 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Yes am playing on"
    (Looks at camera)
    "Low graphics"

  • @Delta-es1lg
    @Delta-es1lg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    "Well, this is rubbish."
    I mean, you could end the video right there.

  • @breakfaust
    @breakfaust 6 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    my love for squire has intensified

  • @seanassociateproductions1691
    @seanassociateproductions1691 6 ปีที่แล้ว +198

    These uniforms and webbing are literally 1000x more accurate than the ones in the game😂😂. Seriously though their are brits in the game with American gear (canteens, suspenders etc) and it really bothers me.

    • @Nebo8ful
      @Nebo8ful 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      If you look closely at the name ofthe faction, they aren't called British but allies

    • @landodo1421
      @landodo1421 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      They are American soldiers. The army in the game isn’t called the British, it’s called the Allies.
      The whole allied side is one big faction. Which is technically more accurate, there weren’t really battles in WWII between only 2 countries with no help from others.

    • @landodo1421
      @landodo1421 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Harry D I play the game all the time. It says allies, they just currently don’t have more accents. Maybe that will come later. But it’s meant to be a shared allied faction.

    • @landodo1421
      @landodo1421 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Harry D I mean I’m happy with the current content of the game. It’s not too little, it’s just less of what many expected and more of other things.

    • @landodo1421
      @landodo1421 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Harry D I mostly disagree up until the point where you said there is no sea warfare. This is true and I am disappointed about that. But I don’t think map/weapon/vehicle wise it has less than BF1. It has more weapons than battlefield 1 at launch because 2/3 of BF1s launch guns were “variants” (the same exact gun and same model with like a sight added or a grip.)
      BFV has wayyyy more vehicles than BF1 does even now after all it’s DLC.
      And I don’t think the maps are smaller aside from Fjell and Devastation. But Narvik is same size as shanghai, Rotterdam is same size as Zavod, Hamada is same size as Golmud, Fjell is same size as Operation Locker but with planes. Panzerstorm is fricking huge, like Silk Road or Sinai Desert huge, etc.
      Plus the practice range is a thousand times better than BF4’s and BF1 didn’t even have one.
      But when it comes to sea warfare, I agree... there is none. And there should be some.
      BUT. BFV had a much much smoother launch than BF4, anyone can admit that. Hint: BFV didn’t commit seppuku as soon as you started it up on launch day.
      And the Tides of War live service seems to be pretty good. First tide is already released less than a month after launch and it already added:
      a new map, multiple new weapons, a new war story, a new Practice Range mode, vehicle paints, plane nose arts, a few outfits, and community missions.
      All in one live service update. Less than a month after launch. If they keep this up, they are going places.

  • @Napalmratte
    @Napalmratte 6 ปีที่แล้ว +465

    I guess the French have already retreated, the Italians are stuck in a "switching-sides" loophole, the americans are bombing some electric car company and the Japanese are sneaking up with some carriers? Hope whoever reads this comment is not insulted that I didn´t insult him ... ^^
    Greetings from Germany :D

    • @dr.thomassmith3497
      @dr.thomassmith3497 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      France France France France France France One Word: Britain

    • @deadeyecpt.7765
      @deadeyecpt.7765 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Italian here, lmao. This was a good one.

    • @pierluigiadreani2159
      @pierluigiadreani2159 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      As iTalian i am not offended. Heck I am happy se surrendered and se didn t end like you.

    • @matichable
      @matichable 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      yeah and germans are busy starving some polish kids in some death camp and freezing their balls off in some dirty hole near stalingrad lmao.

    • @thelosttraveler5808
      @thelosttraveler5808 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yeah i'm stuck in a "switching-sides" right now, see ya in 2019 :D

  • @Infamouschef_
    @Infamouschef_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    When he made that air support joke, I laughed heartily in American. Then I called in an airstrike.

  • @benmcmahan8189
    @benmcmahan8189 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    “Shotgun, innit?”

  • @thebubonicj
    @thebubonicj 6 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    Well, that was....... British.
    Bloody brilliant as well.

  • @minnesotangaming8966
    @minnesotangaming8966 6 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    Battlefield V irl:
    Women and men run around the battlefield and you have Germans obeying the Geneva convention

    • @uselessgeneral1299
      @uselessgeneral1299 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      ea bad

    • @elbretto6062
      @elbretto6062 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Nejtro You know, I don't think that was the point of this comment

    • @zomb13zo05
      @zomb13zo05 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Nejtro exactly what a sneaky German spy would say.

    • @RedRazorback15
      @RedRazorback15 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Would ramming a parachuting pilot and using a wounded soldier as bait for medics to kill them against the convention?

  • @nikolaiiscoolguyproduction4807
    @nikolaiiscoolguyproduction4807 6 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    Damn throwing Westie right under the bus

    • @lilpenpusher
      @lilpenpusher 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      where he belongs

    • @VancouverCanucksRock
      @VancouverCanucksRock 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Short Bus

    • @jdl6881
      @jdl6881 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nikolai Is Cool Guy Productions fuck westie

    • @effa114
      @effa114 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Most accurate portrayal of him ever

    • @DewaKrishna_
      @DewaKrishna_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What's with the hate towards him anyways
      I'm just curious regarding it, not really on either side

  • @Miketyson-he3dc
    @Miketyson-he3dc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I LIKE HOW THE GUN FLIES TO THE SIDE instead of foward at the end and over the bushes LOL

  • @davehoffman4659
    @davehoffman4659 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love the part where he was trying to fix a knife on the gun.

  • @ThatGuy-vw6gc
    @ThatGuy-vw6gc 6 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    We aren’t camping, we are holding a position.

    • @jangotherango7250
      @jangotherango7250 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      A sniper will not run and gun mainly spots enemies for your allies

  • @tj8178
    @tj8178 6 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    I'm glad someone's noticed that Westie never revives.

    • @NemechekFan87
      @NemechekFan87 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      In one of his videos, it was painful to watch him not reviving his teammates

    • @dutchmangolinde5469
      @dutchmangolinde5469 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Harry D no u

    • @dutchmangolinde5469
      @dutchmangolinde5469 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      No u

    • @YMCLilRodney
      @YMCLilRodney 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Harry D a braindead EA shill who plays battlefield like a pussy

    • @NemechekFan87
      @NemechekFan87 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Harry D a battlefield youtuber

  • @damjanbabic2213
    @damjanbabic2213 6 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Squire should have voiced Battlefield 5

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Be sure to pass that onto the developers in a letter of complaint.

  • @ross.metcalf
    @ross.metcalf 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "Grenade!... in German!" lol nice.

  • @sergeantmajor_gross
    @sergeantmajor_gross 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “There’s not a German industrial town here for hundread of miles here” hahahahaha

  • @cantaloupe4018
    @cantaloupe4018 6 ปีที่แล้ว +300

    Incorrect
    It is not missing half of the content.

    • @Mut4ntG4m3r
      @Mut4ntG4m3r 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      what the fuck? Thy are adding it for free, no reason to omplain AT ALL--

    • @cantaloupe4018
      @cantaloupe4018 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      But they sold the game before it was finished lol. Some of the content meant for the main game will come in 6 months or more.

    • @Ludwig1625
      @Ludwig1625 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cantaloupe4018 Actually all that is coming tomorrow

    • @ssspankurtank1983
      @ssspankurtank1983 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mut4ntG4m3r yeah free dlc means it will be shittier and come out later, and some of it will even be shit they cut from the standard game to re-release for DLC so they can save $ by not having to create anything new.

    • @tacticalnoodles
      @tacticalnoodles 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      chily pebr better than having 0 DLC and possibly have to pay for it and have a player gap between players who have and don't have the dlc

  • @Captain_Coleslaw
    @Captain_Coleslaw 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    And the award for best actor goes to... The little green fella at 2:53!

    • @ProMrLecoq01
      @ProMrLecoq01 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Captain_Colelsaw and it’s so funny

    • @thijsrikkerink6333
      @thijsrikkerink6333 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      untill squire scares the little thing and it shows its naughtly side, they aren't called stinkbugs for nothing

  • @countrybuck4
    @countrybuck4 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    "Grenade in german." "Oh bullocks!" "Bloody camper." Well done mates loved the video, it added more levity to my night

  • @goose8003
    @goose8003 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Squire HAS to make a video about the mosquito!!

  • @hngh6404
    @hngh6404 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Watching the Medic running around as a medic and not reviving anyone gives me serious FlakFire and Westie vibes

  • @maticsega3311
    @maticsega3311 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Yes, im playing on ... low graphics...
    *gets Warthunder flashbacks*

  • @ffinn99YT
    @ffinn99YT 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    6:40 Lee Enfield: "Bye have a great time!"

  • @verleptehenk
    @verleptehenk 6 ปีที่แล้ว +231

    Was hoping a woman in a camouflage bikini would show up.

    • @Solinimo
      @Solinimo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Sure she will, if you Patreon for it :D

    • @wayfarer6464
      @wayfarer6464 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @one_slow_b0at
      @one_slow_b0at 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      With a prosthetic arm

    • @TexasViking_INFP-t_5w4
      @TexasViking_INFP-t_5w4 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@one_slow_b0at you mean back scratcher.

    • @lorindion6836
      @lorindion6836 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Oh boy, we don't have the Double D Day...

  • @ryleeculla5570
    @ryleeculla5570 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    For some reason when I play with sniper rifles I don’t use scopes I use only iron sights for historically accurate

  • @TudBoatTed
    @TudBoatTed 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    *Baldrick* "I have a cunning plan sir"

    • @kameradin8964
      @kameradin8964 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Is it a cunning and subtle plan?

    • @TudBoatTed
      @TudBoatTed 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kameradin8964 XD

    • @hngh6404
      @hngh6404 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      NO BALDRICK.

  • @imweb8555
    @imweb8555 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Squire WHERE IS YOUR MUSTACHE?!

    • @___axg96___63
      @___axg96___63 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      He doesn't have one. Why do you think he died?

  • @officerhughdowning1711
    @officerhughdowning1711 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    HURRAH OUR LORD IS BACK!

  • @riderstrano783
    @riderstrano783 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    there was no carrier pigeon at the end, so I was forced to dispatch my like via this blasted computer

  • @toaster2371
    @toaster2371 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    “I’m changing teams!!!”
    Other guy: didn’t realize the Italians were in the game

  • @taternater7495
    @taternater7495 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    smh, you forgot the british soldier using a german stg44, a japanese katana, and an american m1911 in the middle of rotterdam, netherlands. now that’s bf5

  • @steamengineshooray
    @steamengineshooray 6 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    -1945/10 The uniforms are not a fantasy mish mash of random webbing and incorrect kit.

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Bill's got pilots goggles on. That's our attempt.

    • @steamengineshooray
      @steamengineshooray 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      -1940/10 Still not good enough for the steel helmet, American para uniform and boots combo with everyone looking like loose interpretation.
      But pilots goggles. Have a point. -1939/10.

    • @Sheridan2LT
      @Sheridan2LT 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@SquireComedy grenade was too far away to kill him

  • @thesupertendent8973
    @thesupertendent8973 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Yes
    Effective cardboard gun
    (What's funny is I can't tell if this is done poorly ironically or un-ironically)

  • @edboggo5488
    @edboggo5488 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    You sir are bloody brilliant. I'm a patron now, a pleasure to support you my dear sire.

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thanks mate! Means a lot!

  • @RamblinRick_
    @RamblinRick_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:51 Major props to the German throwing the grenade and hitting only one cup. That's precision throwing at its bets.

  • @ВоинАлександр
    @ВоинАлександр 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “Call in air support eh?”
    “We’re not American”

  • @babufacio_____wczesniejvin2847
    @babufacio_____wczesniejvin2847 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    How British won the war - camping! ( Respect from Poland)

    • @liamleak1272
      @liamleak1272 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I mean your not wrong we couldn't get off the island until our two sons came to help (as well as some Polish divisions)

    • @babufacio_____wczesniejvin2847
      @babufacio_____wczesniejvin2847 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@liamleak1272 IT was only joke

    • @Bibitybopitybacon
      @Bibitybopitybacon 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@liamleak1272 You're welcome mommy. Greetings from America land!

    • @cantingvenus2
      @cantingvenus2 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      And letting Polish people fight by themselves against Russians and Germans.

    • @chibani-
      @chibani- 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@cantingvenus2 and sacrificing frenchs(Dunkerke) and canadians(Dieppe).......
      cheers!

  • @dannythehonestgamer6051
    @dannythehonestgamer6051 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    You know, this is better than the actual game. Mutch better graphics, altho the rifle textures do seem to need some work.

  • @mikehunt7977
    @mikehunt7977 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    If i seen 2 *grown up men* hiding behind some containers in the *PARK* i would not even run i would just give up on life...

  • @sirdiesalot2975
    @sirdiesalot2975 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "No, just do it in Payday 2"
    Absolutely priceless

  • @TK421-53
    @TK421-53 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Best BFV experience I’ve have since buying the game...

  • @spartakusgoulash3109
    @spartakusgoulash3109 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    LOVING This live-action style now. True british humor, therefore it's obviously brilliant, and this therefore means it is the peak of civilization- as the British are champions at all things, as long as it doesn't involve food.

  • @davecrupel2817
    @davecrupel2817 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Funny enough, this is almost exactly what i pictured you looking like, Squire.

  • @stormzx9389
    @stormzx9389 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    *Laughs in trench warfare*

  • @jessehumphrey8139
    @jessehumphrey8139 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This video was the best thing I’ve seen on TH-cam in two years. Great content lads

  • @arch_6133
    @arch_6133 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "two people playing it"
    *Seems accurate*

  • @mandernachluca3774
    @mandernachluca3774 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Well, never heared a german saying "bloody camper" XD.