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  • @bunkerevsgaming452
    @bunkerevsgaming452 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3207

    *Oh cool War Thunder released Battlesh-*
    *Oh...*

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  6 ปีที่แล้ว +845

      World of Warships is great.
      This comment was sponsored by World of Warships.

    • @HistoryGameV
      @HistoryGameV 6 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      Squire The RNG thing was great.^^

    • @bunkerevsgaming452
      @bunkerevsgaming452 6 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      It MUST be true if Squire says so

    • @HistoryGameV
      @HistoryGameV 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Bunkerevs Gaming Absolutely! I mean, he would never lies to us about the capabilities of anything British! Right? RIGHT?!!!

    • @bunkerevsgaming452
      @bunkerevsgaming452 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@HistoryGameV Not at all! I believe his comments on the capabilities of British Military Force is greatly understated to spare the embarrassment of other nations.

  • @janaugustyniak6861
    @janaugustyniak6861 6 ปีที่แล้ว +652

    "Bloody RNG"
    "RNG, Sir?"
    "Yes. Royal Naval Gunnery."

  • @thomasscaife6867
    @thomasscaife6867 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2633

    The American had way too much fun with his lines.

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  6 ปีที่แล้ว +483

      Yes. Yes he did.

    • @IntrepidAnimations
      @IntrepidAnimations 6 ปีที่แล้ว +377

      Yes I did ;)

    • @jmaaybraak
      @jmaaybraak 6 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      We always do, u know. We're nothing more than loud, obnoxious, gun-toting, 'baccer spittin' bullies, we Americans....

    • @topbanana.2627
      @topbanana.2627 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@IntrepidAnimations i thought the voice of the aircraft carrier was phlydaily?

    • @UzayOzel
      @UzayOzel 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Intoxicated the voice of the Aircraft is Phly

  • @charleslathrop9743
    @charleslathrop9743 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1003

    "We could try leaving the doors to the magazine open..."
    This is a dark joke.

    • @centraltendency5343
      @centraltendency5343 5 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      That was a reference to HMS Hood

    • @yible3278
      @yible3278 5 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      "should shave off a few seconds"... or Battlecruisers

    • @MK-rr7cg
      @MK-rr7cg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      @@centraltendency5343 More Jutland as Dreadnought and Jutland are both WW1 era.

    • @wesleygay8918
      @wesleygay8918 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@MK-rr7cg yes, very much a battle of Jutland joke, which had me dying of laughter.

    • @galistanfrizky
      @galistanfrizky 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I think british ship has tendency to blow up spectacularly. I mean take a look at jutland, hood, cambletown...

  • @DevCorpGaming
    @DevCorpGaming 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1151

    That's an aircraft carrier! *Scuttles*
    PRICELESS!

    • @christophpoll784
      @christophpoll784 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Well it was the Spee that actually DID scuttle ;-)

    • @Diego-zz1df
      @Diego-zz1df 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Didn't those sink a british CV?

    • @Ganderco
      @Ganderco 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      LOL!!!!!

    • @floydlooney6837
      @floydlooney6837 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      spoilers!

    • @DewaKrishna_
      @DewaKrishna_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Baron Von Grijffenbourg cvs (aircraft carriers) in wows are one of the greatest fears of battleship players

  • @DeDerpyDerp_
    @DeDerpyDerp_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2316

    5:45
    "Do you know the way to pearl harbor?"
    "Weird, a Japanese carrier asked me the same thing a week ago-"
    " *WHAT WAS THAT?*"
    "Nothing!"

    • @poyrazkaripyan7544
      @poyrazkaripyan7544 6 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      I love it when they make good jokes out of pearl harbor

    • @laurie8770
      @laurie8770 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      De Derpy Derp (

    • @lgmmrm
      @lgmmrm 6 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      "TORA TORA TOR- WAIT A MINUTE!"

    • @Nobody10115
      @Nobody10115 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Who did the plane leader voice?

    • @Nobody10115
      @Nobody10115 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It sounds familiar...

  • @flipper-b8588
    @flipper-b8588 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1895

    I will never forget the sound of the American alarm for general quarters.

    • @crsd80mac37
      @crsd80mac37 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Oof oof!

    • @21owlgirl72
      @21owlgirl72 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      TORA TORA TORA-wait a minute.....

    • @rezasandresa5916
      @rezasandresa5916 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And uss langley. IDKW but that makes it unique

    • @ship0197
      @ship0197 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Owah Owah Owah

    • @benlaskowski357
      @benlaskowski357 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I watched Tora Tora Tora when I was little: the Ward's general quarters alarm stays in your head.

  • @craigdorrian7391
    @craigdorrian7391 6 ปีที่แล้ว +912

    “I can’t die like this! I have a premium account!”
    Last words from a brave German commander, Battle of the Random Icebergs 1943
    May he rest in peace

    • @acebalistic1358
      @acebalistic1358 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      its 1941 just before pearl harbor. but still point made.

    • @npk765fan
      @npk765fan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Tyler McDaniel
      So this is 1941

    • @acebalistic1358
      @acebalistic1358 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The famous films fan Speer in the video yes

    • @Daniel-ps6fc
      @Daniel-ps6fc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@npk765fan yes it is December 7th 1941. 😂

    • @L.P.1987
      @L.P.1987 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      "Random Icebergs" Hahaha

  • @TheIronArmenianakaGIHaigs
    @TheIronArmenianakaGIHaigs 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1732

    TH-cam be like Demontised for the tittle

  • @Dan-pf1jf
    @Dan-pf1jf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +967

    America: *has enough money to convert a coal freighter into an aircraft carrier, has no budget for a siren*
    lol

    • @sirankleknocker3122
      @sirankleknocker3122 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Dan well at least they can afford great vocals and intercom, right?

    • @elgenerico5453
      @elgenerico5453 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      The aren't loud enough?

    • @brandonseto4524
      @brandonseto4524 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I think they purposely bought that siren

    • @firestorm165
      @firestorm165 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Spend your money where it counts

    • @Dan-pf1jf
      @Dan-pf1jf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@firestorm165 least they've got good intercoms. Unlike the British.

  • @Nidhoggrr
    @Nidhoggrr 6 ปีที่แล้ว +642

    "torpedoes ready sir!"
    "what took you so long? You make them yourself?"
    That had me spitting coffee.

    • @reinhardofavercland7448
      @reinhardofavercland7448 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      That one actually makes sense since German torpedoes reload faster than torpedoes of other nations (some low tier Japanese & Russian DDs are the exceptions).

    • @Nidhoggrr
      @Nidhoggrr 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      First off I'm just repeating a line that was funny.
      Second what you say doesn't make any sense when the German character was complaining about how LONG it took to reload the Torp.

    • @radiationstudios5533
      @radiationstudios5533 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Had me spitting tea. Even dropped my biscuit!

    • @erridkforname
      @erridkforname 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah and the ship is made out of paper. Thats what they feel like in wow

  • @_Matsimus_
    @_Matsimus_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1754

    Sink the Mememark

  • @IntrepidAnimations
    @IntrepidAnimations 6 ปีที่แล้ว +573

    I am best aircraft carrier captain obviously

    • @FemtoSecn
      @FemtoSecn 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      More like *nobody drives carriers better than me!*

    • @brandonkirk5357
      @brandonkirk5357 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      WE GOT A BLACK HAWK DOWN! WE GOT A BLACK HAWK DOWN!!! I've never laughed so hard!

    • @Alvaro89Rus
      @Alvaro89Rus 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Oustanding, even. Never saw Lagley going so fast. I bet you droped overboard all planes except that bomber squadron.

    • @MagnificentSpeed
      @MagnificentSpeed 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Soviet Womble?
      kappa.

    • @raydenkreps2014
      @raydenkreps2014 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      TORA! TORA! TOR-wait a minute

  • @articcenturion8387
    @articcenturion8387 6 ปีที่แล้ว +519

    I can't die like this! I have a premium account! That really was relatable.

  • @JH-tc9lt
    @JH-tc9lt 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1386

    "Oh crap, looks like it's a Doolittle scenario, boys!"
    " *Which way to Chinaaaaaaaaaaaa???* "
    Definitely made me audibly laugh, that doesn't happen much from the internet 😂

    • @andrewinbody4301
      @andrewinbody4301 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I always get an out loud laugh on this channel,

    • @nosiricparadise9600
      @nosiricparadise9600 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What do you mean with those bold letters

    • @nosiricparadise9600
      @nosiricparadise9600 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Because when ever I see something bold or highlighted in somebody's comment
      It always makes no sense too me

    • @nosiricparadise9600
      @nosiricparadise9600 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Because when ever I see something bold or highlighted in somebody's comment
      It always makes no sense to me

    • @BaronVonMott
      @BaronVonMott 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jurgen Hak Best moment of the video! 😂😂😂

  • @BAGELMENSK
    @BAGELMENSK 6 ปีที่แล้ว +334

    "sir we've been hit below the waterline"
    *"AH, ANOTHER ICEBERG?"*
    sounded like he was about to jump out and stab it.

  • @ollaniuspius1211
    @ollaniuspius1211 6 ปีที่แล้ว +448

    A tank commander in charge of a naval ship. God help the British.

    • @benbaselet2026
      @benbaselet2026 6 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      No worries, he used to command a TOG.

    • @koffieslikkersenior
      @koffieslikkersenior 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      land ship -> water ship. I don't see the problem here

    • @Alvaro89Rus
      @Alvaro89Rus 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nah, Glorious had a former submarine commanding officer. Turned out just fine.

    • @jellyasuncion416
      @jellyasuncion416 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Well he did play as a Cruiser but didnt make such work

    • @sargesacker2599
      @sargesacker2599 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      After all the navy made the first tanks, they're basically same thing. Got to love the British way.

  • @upsetdoggo5199
    @upsetdoggo5199 5 ปีที่แล้ว +263

    4:45
    “Should I raise the single flags sir?”
    “Flags, this isn’t the French navy!”
    XD

    • @MK-rr7cg
      @MK-rr7cg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Signal flags*

    • @richardstratford7126
      @richardstratford7126 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      But instead of using radio we Brits used the signal flags and... the other ships' crews didn't see them and didn't turn
      Ah, wonderful battle of Jutland :D

    • @lefrenchaudir188
      @lefrenchaudir188 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@richardstratford7126 HMS vincible

  • @marinthecreator
    @marinthecreator 6 ปีที่แล้ว +280

    Loving that Das Boot reference.

    • @foximacentauri7891
      @foximacentauri7891 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Not yet Kameraden, not yet!

    • @Grubnar
      @Grubnar 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They're sitting in the casino, celebrating sinking us!

    • @michaelwebb4817
      @michaelwebb4817 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Torpedo Los!

    • @russjohnstone2460
      @russjohnstone2460 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      And theme music!,(Anyone notice?)

    • @nahuel9134
      @nahuel9134 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Russ Johnstone konvoy yep

  • @aceofspadesguy4913
    @aceofspadesguy4913 6 ปีที่แล้ว +593

    “Oh U-boats aren’t in the ga- I mean conflict”
    Wargaming: “Hold mein beer”

  • @Ash007YT
    @Ash007YT 6 ปีที่แล้ว +639

    Wholy slmoly give thegamingsoviet a round of applause for his American voice acting. Was bloody superb mate! ~ As was everyone else in the film. Outstanding work mate - glad i could help by exploding in a destroyer.

    • @comradebismarck
      @comradebismarck 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      How to get free stuff if i already have an account on wargaming

    • @Ingaming_Coma246
      @Ingaming_Coma246 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Bruh he’s making an impression of Soldier from TF2

    • @chasebh89
      @chasebh89 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *awoOO awoOO awoOO*

    • @IntrepidAnimations
      @IntrepidAnimations 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Thank you so much man! :D

    • @thorhh
      @thorhh 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Soviet.... Is that really YOU doing the voice acting of that "MURRICAN" CV? Jesus H. Christ! You got me coming AND going for believing you indeed were from Kentucky! Not enough "singsong" in your voice for Texas ;)

  • @sanuku535
    @sanuku535 5 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    7:31
    That graf spee and aircrsft carrier meme.
    Just pure gold.

    • @张桓瑜
      @张桓瑜 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Pravda best school! And yeah Graf Spee scuttling was funny

  • @darkblood626
    @darkblood626 6 ปีที่แล้ว +198

    Ok the Pearl Harbor joke earned you a like even if I hadn’t hit the button before pressing play

    • @raydenkreps2014
      @raydenkreps2014 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      darkblood626 TORA! TORA! TORA! wait a minute

    • @bskorupk
      @bskorupk 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      "At Ease, Sailor! You boys wouldn't happen to know the way to Pearl Harbor would you? I appear to be lost!"
      "That's Funny! Just last match a Japanese Carrier asked me the exact same thing!"

    • @leonardusrakapradayan2253
      @leonardusrakapradayan2253 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      OLDCONTEMPTABLE " What was that?"

  • @itsjustmenova
    @itsjustmenova 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    “First Salvo misses sir”
    “I suppose that’s what we get for still using cannonballs”

  • @MikeGoesBoom
    @MikeGoesBoom 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1235

    Oh hey, we won for once :D

    • @robertmcveigh1572
      @robertmcveigh1572 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      ja, fur deutschland

    • @SeanODea25
      @SeanODea25 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Were you one of the German voices Mike?

    • @bertoliniduce
      @bertoliniduce 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@SeanODea25 yes he whas the boat captain

    • @SeanODea25
      @SeanODea25 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@bertoliniduce nice

    • @robertmcveigh1572
      @robertmcveigh1572 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The Model Meister obviously yes

  • @Boone3232
    @Boone3232 6 ปีที่แล้ว +229

    When tf2 soldier captains a carrier

    • @CaptainRhodor
      @CaptainRhodor 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      "Captain! Get off the flight deck!"
      "SCREAMING EAGLES!!!" **rocket jumps away with the Market Gardener**

    • @confederateghst4362
      @confederateghst4362 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      RIP Rick May

    • @rickgrimes_69420
      @rickgrimes_69420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      he will be alive in our hearts

  • @urmo345
    @urmo345 6 ปีที่แล้ว +339

    "leave magazine door open..." reference to battle of Jutland ? :P

    • @SchoppeROFL
      @SchoppeROFL 6 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      More of Sinking the Hood

    • @poyrazkaripyan7544
      @poyrazkaripyan7544 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Tsushima?

    • @veryorignalname4804
      @veryorignalname4804 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      More like jutland

    • @sugarnads
      @sugarnads 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Its how Hood died.

    • @hansvonmannschaft9062
      @hansvonmannschaft9062 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Both Jutland and then Hood. Funny thing, I studied the cases in reverse order. So when I got to Jutland, I couldn't believe the RN's flagship pulled the same stunt almost 25 years later.

  • @jamieolberding7731
    @jamieolberding7731 6 ปีที่แล้ว +179

    7:50 "GOD DAMN IT! [cough, cough] We're hit! WE GOT A BLACK HAWK DOWN! WE GOT A BLACK HAWK DOWN IN THE SEA! [drowning noises]" (LOL)

    • @kuiper921
      @kuiper921 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      In the city* makes it funnier if youve seen the movie 😂

    • @wesleygay8918
      @wesleygay8918 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Wouldn't this be more of a BlackHawk Drown?

    • @sailor_guy9841
      @sailor_guy9841 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      NOW YOU ARE JUST LISTING FILMS I CAN DO IT TOO YOU KNOW?
      Ah
      GoĹdFiÑGėR

    • @clawyraptor9029
      @clawyraptor9029 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@sailor_guy9841 AH CRAP LOOKS LIKE ITS A DOOLITTLE SCENARIO BOYS!!!!
      *WHICH WAY TO CHINAAAAAAAAAAAAA????!??!!??!?!?!?!*

    • @sirankleknocker3122
      @sirankleknocker3122 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Right, let’s end this nonsense and go back to dock.

  • @TheBradleyClarke
    @TheBradleyClarke 6 ปีที่แล้ว +259

    "ITS A SURPRISE ATTACK. GENERAL QUARTERS, GENERAL QUARTERS. ALL HANDS MAN YOUR BATTLE STATIONS"
    *Makes siren noises*
    Christ almighty im crying!

    • @IntrepidAnimations
      @IntrepidAnimations 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I'm glad you liked that! I loved doing the noises XD

    • @motophonemoterola3093
      @motophonemoterola3093 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@IntrepidAnimations
      I think you had to much fun with this XD keep it up

    • @gabistodolka4682
      @gabistodolka4682 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      All I could think of is me when I was younger...so ya dat weird

  • @thesovietduck2121
    @thesovietduck2121 5 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    "I cant die like this, I have a premium account!"
    That killed me lmao

    • @confederateghst4362
      @confederateghst4362 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Stars and stripes beats hammer and sickle look it up! RIP Rick May

    • @M_Man4409
      @M_Man4409 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      How in the flying fuck are you registered as the USSR

  • @Ashfielder
    @Ashfielder 6 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    A plot? A plot? That’s unusual. It’ll be a damn Squidonian universe with matching, continuous canon!

  • @mrmr_zoomie
    @mrmr_zoomie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    “Do you boys know the way to Pearl Harbour? Kinda got a little lost.”
    “Odd, just last match a Japanese ship asked me the same thing.”
    You have no idea the level of patriotism I had during that last line..

    • @mercurysarcade8538
      @mercurysarcade8538 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah I though the same thing. Good script.

    • @mrmr_zoomie
      @mrmr_zoomie 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lemme correct you on your error. Ehem, GOOD MORNING U.S.A, I GLT RHE FEELING IT’S GONNA BE A WONDERFUL DAY-

    • @mrmr_zoomie
      @mrmr_zoomie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sons Of Adalbert *Stars and stripes beats hammer and sickle.*

    • @mrmr_zoomie
      @mrmr_zoomie 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sons Of Adalbert okay you can love to see tomorrow

  • @doc.voltold4232
    @doc.voltold4232 6 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    that RNG joke was amazing

  • @petlahk4119
    @petlahk4119 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    I'm glad someone watches Drachinifel.
    Addendum:
    "Oh look, it's an aircraft carrier" *Graf Shpee Scuttles* Yep, definitely been watching Drachinifel. xD
    Edit: Wait, nope. That was the Tirpitz.

  • @dayofthedaleks1524
    @dayofthedaleks1524 6 ปีที่แล้ว +195

    TORO TORO TOR-wait a minute.......

    • @Ch4pp13
      @Ch4pp13 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      i think you mean...
      KANSAKI-SAN! TORA! TORA! TORA!

    • @ethanhatcher5533
      @ethanhatcher5533 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      TORA TORA TORA

  • @Soir27
    @Soir27 6 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Squrie: damn rng
    Me in my mind: wait isnt this suppose to be some kind of realistic thi-
    Squire:royal navy gunnery!
    Me: oh you cheeki brit

  • @sylv9570
    @sylv9570 6 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    *Royal Naval Gunnery* seems *accurate*

    • @firepower7017
      @firepower7017 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      бопт тоцсн ман Гог!ゝ_く And Americans Aircraft Carriers being same as usual

    • @respectablebogan3276
      @respectablebogan3276 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      What was the joke there?

    • @reinhardofavercland7448
      @reinhardofavercland7448 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      BobaFett MTB RNG stands for RNGesus (the made-up deity responsible for player's good/bad luck). However they said Royal Naval Gunnery because British battleships in the game have so-so accuracy & shortest range of all battleships of same tier until tier 9.

    • @barnstormer546
      @barnstormer546 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Actually RNG stands for Random Number Generator, a tool that games use to simulate luck. Some people refer to it as RNGesus, however.

  • @sandis7674
    @sandis7674 6 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    Flags, this isn't the french army

  • @jellyasuncion416
    @jellyasuncion416 6 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    6:21-6:31 Best alarm I've ever heard XD, maybe I could use that sound for notification

    • @IntrepidAnimations
      @IntrepidAnimations 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      OMG IF I BECOME A NOTIFICATION SOUND I SWEAR TO GOD ILL DIE HAPPY

    • @IRFSI
      @IRFSI 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I will cut it and make it my notification sound for sure.

    • @IntrepidAnimations
      @IntrepidAnimations 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@IRFSI If you actually do this, I will cry tears of joy.. that's how I know I've made it as a voice actor. :')

  • @BruhPK
    @BruhPK 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    "Torpedoes are ready!"
    *WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG?! DID YOU MAKE THEM YOURSELF?!*

  • @brandonkirk5357
    @brandonkirk5357 6 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    This was one of your funniest video yet! Love the HMS Hood reference at 3:14 :D The Graf Spee scuttled HA!! XD and looks like we've got a Doolittle scenario "WHICH WAY TO CHINAAA!"

    • @DanielWW2
      @DanielWW2 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      That was not a HMS Hood reference but about the Battle of Jutland in 1916. Before WW1 the Royal Navy barely practised gunnery unlike the Germans. That led to misunderstandings about the nature of modern naval battles. Early during WW1 the Royal Navy discovered that the Germans could sustain a much higher rate of fire and thus outgun them. Further most British battleships and battlecruisers lacked the magazine capacity to carry enough shells for a somewhat prolonged engagement, let alone with the increased rate of fire now demanded. The solution was storing shells and charges outside of the magazines. Further too speed up the rate of fire, safety doors where left open.
      Then at Jutland the Germans obliterated three British battlecruisers in less than halve a hour with magazine hits. By this point HMS Hood was under construction. She was heavily modified after Jutland and here planned sister ships where cancelled. Still HMS Hood was flawed and the Royal Navy admiralty knew it because of live fire drills conducted in 1919. They knew that HMS Hood its magazine protection was very inadequate. When she encountered the Bismarck, well she never stood much of a chance once the Bismarck found the range.

    • @SvenTviking
      @SvenTviking 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      It’s moronic on so many levels.

    • @bluesnail5042
      @bluesnail5042 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      LE FUNI XD XD XD

  • @johnyoung4441
    @johnyoung4441 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    "Well, we tried leaving the door to the magazine open, that ought to shave off a few seconds."
    I absolutely love that reference.

    • @auraknight98
      @auraknight98 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@6Six6Six6Bruh about the Hms Hood

    • @ach3909
      @ach3909 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@auraknight98 That's not a Hood reference

    • @ryanhopf8324
      @ryanhopf8324 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@6Six6Six6Bruh HMS Hood/Battle of Jutland

    • @toveychurchill6468
      @toveychurchill6468 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hood didn't blew up because of the flash door opening, that practice was long abandoned since Jutland, see Drachinifel's video on Hood

  • @IronLord2014
    @IronLord2014 6 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    Tora Tora Tor.....WAIT A MINUTE!!!
    That got me laughing.
    I got a dare for you Squire, do a video while commanding either the German Bayern class or Japanese Kongo class.

  • @tkkmss5713
    @tkkmss5713 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    “Aww craps looks like it’s a Doolittle senecio boys”
    “WHICH WAY TO CHINAAAA”

    • @mexicubeo3o836
      @mexicubeo3o836 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I read the book of a soldier that passed that, and I JUST REALIZED IT WAS THIS SCENARIO AALDKXLAZLXNA

    • @VeryCreative-wu5kr
      @VeryCreative-wu5kr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It’s across the earth

  • @IntrepidAnimations
    @IntrepidAnimations 6 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    Hey look that's me! #IMPROV LINES

    • @Ash007YT
      @Ash007YT 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Bloody good voice lines to M8

    • @brandonkirk5357
      @brandonkirk5357 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Good improv.... laughed at every line, though your voice is not very soviet ;)

  • @greatbriton8425
    @greatbriton8425 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Squire you have a genius for generating story lines with humour. Bring this to life with characters we can follow and grow to love on a one- or two-weekly basis and I believe you will have an empire within a few years.

  • @noviammapping8226
    @noviammapping8226 6 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    "Fire! Fire everything!"
    That's wrong....a British captain would say that.

    • @weldonwin
      @weldonwin 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Or a Romulan Captain...

    • @weldonwin
      @weldonwin 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      No, a Klingon would say "STAB EVERYTHING!!!"

  • @finn5053
    @finn5053 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    "Not yet, Kameraden, not yet"
    I hope y'all got it :P

  • @Alte.Kameraden
    @Alte.Kameraden 6 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    The RNG joke was pure GOLD you made my day. I was eating a veggie pizza and almost coughed it up laughing.

    • @SchlopFlopper
      @SchlopFlopper 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You whatever’s below savage

    • @nodustechnologies3989
      @nodustechnologies3989 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      why mention it at all? just say you were eating pizza. you ruined a perfectly good compliment with your weird lifestyle statement.

    • @biostar1278
      @biostar1278 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nodustechnologies3989 +

    • @theverminator8048
      @theverminator8048 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Veggie pizza 🤮

    • @krispybacon9285
      @krispybacon9285 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      eating a veggie pizza..
      i threw up in my mouth a little..
      thanks..
      weirdo..

  • @janwitkowsky8787
    @janwitkowsky8787 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is one of my very favorite videos.
    The premium accunt sinking always makes me chuckle from his wailing voice.
    And the Pearl Habour joke. Beautiful! xD

  • @F22onblockland
    @F22onblockland 6 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    the scuttle of the battle cruiser had me rolling

  • @silvermistneoncloud845
    @silvermistneoncloud845 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    "How did they see us first? Unless they've cracked our naval codes?" xD (The imitation game)

    • @bradhartliep879
      @bradhartliep879 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Actually that's a reference to the Battle of the Coral Sea ..

  • @meowmeowmeow594
    @meowmeowmeow594 6 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    They're always accidentally breaking the fourth wall

    • @shawnrileywest2826
      @shawnrileywest2826 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah

    • @Ch4pp13
      @Ch4pp13 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      what? what wall? are you rambling again, Commander? you might have to get that checked out. wouldn't want you to commandeer a battalion during one of your moments again. you remember what happened last time? your ramblings about a supposed 4th wall costed us the surprise attack and we had to fight on equal footing instead of just, you know, surprising the ever living shit out of them with our superior tactics!

    • @datonecommieirongear2020
      @datonecommieirongear2020 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Ch4pp13 oi oi mate! Id rather have you close that clapper of yours before we get another bloody strike from those wall engineers!
      And did you just babbled that we glorious royal fleet of the queen is somehow equal to the german tourism floaties? Id send you to france and get your jolly head lobbed off clean!

    • @mc6470
      @mc6470 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      hey kids did somebody say *OIL?*

    • @shadowxxe
      @shadowxxe 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Ch4pp13 Chaps i have some really bad news...................we have ran out of tea in the lunch hall

  • @furioussherman7265
    @furioussherman7265 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    8:20 is the funniest thing I've heard in weeks.

    • @ethanadan8678
      @ethanadan8678 หลายเดือนก่อน

      WHICH WAY TO CHINAAA!!?

  • @junaidazam12
    @junaidazam12 6 ปีที่แล้ว +235

    Every voice actor was Brilliant ! Enjoyed the video immensely ! Ps : i have a sence that you are a fan of historybuffs channel , the references are too close to be coincidence , cheerio and have a good day fine sir .

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I watch a lot of his stuff! Hope to meet him one day.

    • @junaidazam12
      @junaidazam12 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Well i pray that your wish comes true soon Squire , and i would like to believe he would be a fan of your content aswell . I mean who would'nt be .

    • @IntrepidAnimations
      @IntrepidAnimations 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thanks man! I tried to be the best aircraft carrier I could be c:

    • @junaidazam12
      @junaidazam12 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Im not exagerrating when i say that i was laughing out loud when the aircraft carrier began manning the battle stations . The Siren was perfect ! XD

    • @IntrepidAnimations
      @IntrepidAnimations 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@junaidazam12 lol when we recorded that I just started making those noises because it was perfect, leeeeel! Thank you so much man ^~^

  • @feeli3422
    @feeli3422 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    “Should I fetch the signal flags sir?”
    “Flags? This isn’t the French army.”

  • @Napalmratte
    @Napalmratte 6 ปีที่แล้ว +391

    Erm - how to make a quick smart comment when early to a video that will become famous?
    Anyone? help?

    • @Ghostj20
      @Ghostj20 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I dunno you help me look at my subs 😢😢

    • @xmlthegreat
      @xmlthegreat 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Squire didn't even heart your comment. Sad.

    • @kariosar
      @kariosar 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Generally, you just repeat the best joke in the video.

    • @Pulkz
      @Pulkz 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Didn't expect you to be in there lol

    • @elkhamlichi2558
      @elkhamlichi2558 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      That should work.

  • @jamieolberding7731
    @jamieolberding7731 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    8:16 Pilot 1: "Aw crap! Looks like it's a Dolittle scenario boys!"
    Pilot 2: "WHICH WAY TO CHINA!!!" (LOL)

  • @bradshad1
    @bradshad1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    “I can’t die like this, I’m a premium account holder! “
    Was properly laughing out loud with that line

  • @JettMann8
    @JettMann8 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I will have you know that despite it being a steaming pile of ship, the Bellerophon rocked my life from keel to mast in the St. Louis. That ships terrifies me

  • @albertbondoc3931
    @albertbondoc3931 6 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    3:30 Das boot!

  • @starguy321
    @starguy321 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    4:57 signal flags are also key in making Beatles album covers

  • @michbam3947
    @michbam3947 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Me : Clicking trough all my beloved Squire Videos, thinking, Hey when was his last upload, and then this, BLOODY BRILLIANT

  • @derbiochemiker
    @derbiochemiker 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    As someone who has been playing World of Warships ever since the open beta, I can confirm, that this is pretty accurate to what an average battle looks like...

  • @cavalryareohhi4786
    @cavalryareohhi4786 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    The sheer amount of *sass* in this episode is incredible.

  • @Cheezymuffin.
    @Cheezymuffin. 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "bloody RNG"
    "RNG sir"
    "Yeeaassss, Royal Naval Gunnery"
    lmao

  • @sergeantpanther678
    @sergeantpanther678 6 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Squire
    Squire
    Yes Viewer
    Playing Terrible?
    No viewer
    Telling Lies?
    No Viewer
    Open your mouth
    *BLIMEY THAT’S A PEWNY SCORE*

  • @bundleoffuck2986
    @bundleoffuck2986 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    *never forget that one battle where a Destroyer sunk three Battleships using Torpedo’s.*

  • @vogel2077
    @vogel2077 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    the doors to the magazine open? Good reference

  • @Joachim1167
    @Joachim1167 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "Torpedoes reloaded, Sir."
    "What took you so long? You make them yourself?"
    That's about right... :D

    • @seanj4119
      @seanj4119 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      At least we can reload them. Torpedoes could only be reloaded in port in real life

  • @MagnificentSpeed
    @MagnificentSpeed 6 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    How do I attach the bombs if the bottom if under water?
    Damn IRA nerfs.

    • @penclaw
      @penclaw 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      wunderwaffe unterwasser

    • @somepole4137
      @somepole4137 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Use a magnet

    • @somepole4137
      @somepole4137 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Flex tape

  • @rng_lord1276
    @rng_lord1276 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The Graf Spee blowing itself up when it had the advantage was a fantastic historical refrence.

  • @lordwunglerbeckett
    @lordwunglerbeckett 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    That Patreon photo is bloody brilliant

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Hand picked, from the Squidonian art gallery.

  • @TheAnnoyingF2P
    @TheAnnoyingF2P 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Good to know WoWS has the same exact problems as War Thunder with no good alternatives in sight! By the way, I'm pretty sure Soldier from TF2 was the captain of that aircraft carrier.

    • @thehumanoddity
      @thehumanoddity 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Soldier before he went insane.

  • @aelfdog8491
    @aelfdog8491 6 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Yyyyeeeeesssss another upload!

    • @dinodude7290
      @dinodude7290 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      yyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

  • @congratsyoufoundmychannel1098
    @congratsyoufoundmychannel1098 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "It looks like a Hand me down from the Russian Navy...!!!"
    *In a game where the Soviet ships are armed with Supersonic shells, Fire Tsar Bombas and Vodka enfused shells, 16 High explosive rifles, Vodka powered engines, made of Stalinium, are made by the Russians "Genius" designers, and speed up faster than the fall of the German Reich, is that a bad thing...?*

  • @yorudaan
    @yorudaan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Jingles should had been in this one too

  • @jamieolberding7731
    @jamieolberding7731 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    7:51 Aircraft Carrier Captain: "GOD DAMN IT!" [cough, cough] "We're hit! We got a Black Hawk down! WE GOT A BLACK HAWK DOWN IN THE SEA!!!!" [drowning noises] (LOL)

  • @Chrisey96.
    @Chrisey96. 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Hay look a Squire uploaded see you in another 3 months

  • @NatjoOfficial
    @NatjoOfficial 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You know, I have a deep appreciation for advertisements that actually have a good amount of critique for the product. Not to mention I died into laughter at the surprise attack.

  • @zachboyd4749
    @zachboyd4749 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    7:14
    As a carrier main myself, I 100% know/cry over/report bad teammates/understand this man’s pain

  • @sakuya1185
    @sakuya1185 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Graf Spee:
    German DDs: "Great, they scuttled. Every. Time."
    Classic right there.

  • @TheCatVtuber
    @TheCatVtuber 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Wargaming brought Squire, i saw this coming from a mile away.

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Correction: They bought me biscuits. That's all it takes.

    • @EradWir
      @EradWir 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not from many miles away

    • @datonecommieirongear2020
      @datonecommieirongear2020 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@EradWir "Many miles Away" chuckle

  • @1bardiel1
    @1bardiel1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "I can't die like this! I have a premium account!" xD

  • @DaGardenChair
    @DaGardenChair 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "Which way to China!" best line

  • @ralphmarx7554
    @ralphmarx7554 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "AH CRAP, its a doolittle scenario now, boys!"

  • @emilbt7588
    @emilbt7588 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    6:22 i think the captain on the langley was a arctic seal all along...

    • @IntrepidAnimations
      @IntrepidAnimations 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      YOU FOUND MY SECRET, SCUTTLE

    • @emilbt7588
      @emilbt7588 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@IntrepidAnimations uuuuuaaaah!! Uuuuuuuaaah!! Meep meep meep meep!! *Explosion*

  • @SeaponyLuna
    @SeaponyLuna 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "I wouldn't worry about U-boats they aren't even in the game"
    Wargaming: Hold my beer

  • @underworldguardian704
    @underworldguardian704 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
    Please keep it up squire.
    I love ❤️ your videos
    I mean British Education Videos. YYYYEEEESSSS.

  • @theletterh8176
    @theletterh8176 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    At the end: *OH FOR F-*
    Amazing wonderful absolutely beautiful

  • @EpicDonutDudeMemes
    @EpicDonutDudeMemes 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    My compliments on your video title

  • @D.M.S.
    @D.M.S. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “Now you are just listing films. I can that too you know..ah...Goldfinger!“

  • @goodlizardscientistguy8364
    @goodlizardscientistguy8364 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Someone called fleedaily" XD
    Gets me every time.

  • @jamieolberding7731
    @jamieolberding7731 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    5:56 "You listen here sailor! Nothing short of a complete surprise attack on a U.S Naval asset would even make us consider joining your little Euro War!" (LOL)

  • @AHlr-fy6pr
    @AHlr-fy6pr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    3:27 nice reference to 'Das Boot' :D

  • @TheCanadianGuy56
    @TheCanadianGuy56 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That ending is accurate tho this day. Got 4 kills and capped a point as a tier 4 german aircraft carrier......300 exp. I was tempted to just sell every single navy vehicle I had, and just ignoring that portion like the rest of warthunder

  • @CrazyAtze187
    @CrazyAtze187 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Graf spee sinks itself
    -happens everytime
    Lol good reference

  • @graustreifbrombeerkralle1078
    @graustreifbrombeerkralle1078 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Not yet, Kameraden, not yet!" 3:36 Gotta love the reference to Das Boot :D

  • @lforloser7210
    @lforloser7210 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    *Tora! Tora! Tora!*

    • @IntrepidAnimations
      @IntrepidAnimations 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      wait a minute.. that's not right.. HMMMMM

    • @6Six6Six6Bruh
      @6Six6Six6Bruh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Awesome movie and great joke

  • @adrianrivera618
    @adrianrivera618 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    at 3:54 " sir we've been hit below the water line" "Another Iceberg!?"