”That’s great, thank you. Look a bit to your left, thank you. I just like to listen to your heart, That’s lovely. Alright we are done, thank you.” That is all you need to know!
@@M3Busssin Well thank you for complimenting him! You obviously weren't being sarcastic and were being a kind, respectful person instead of an inverted peanut like someone who tells people they aren't funny on the internet
I try to watch these videos to put myself to sleep and yet here I am at 3:30 AM - still awake - wheezing as I try not to wake up anyone else in the house whilst reading these comments. Comedy at its finest. 😂 I love how the ASMR community has its own gold mine of memes. 👌
*speaks softly* we do not have a gold mine, we have a stream which has a lot of gold containing rocks, because the sound of water is way nicer... *water flows ocer some rocks in the background*
Thank you, are you enjoying this sir thank you. can you raise your leg, thank you. I'm checking for the throbbing vein, thank you...mmmm....yes thank you.
“And read the second line.” James took her firmly stroking his hand down her soft belly towards her expectant, quivering mound...” “Yes, Thankyou!” Snatches book away.
At 4:48 I was looking away and got a notification. I looked at my phone, saw them, I thought the old man was the doctor, and got beyond concerned when he started undressing.
9:19 it’s as if the command “stop breathing” genuinely turned off the man’s breathing function and he went in to despair for a moment! Haha honest to god don’t think he would’ve ever breathed again if the command to start breathing never came.
8:53 That old "man" (read:lizard person) seems to have no idea what humans are supposed to look like when holding their breath and also... 9:16 breathing.
4:45 "Now Mr Jackson I'd like to examine your heart now please." >*Punches through his rib cage and tears out his beating heart* >Examines whilst Mr Jackson goes into shock and spasm "Yes thank you."
31:32 when I’m accused of eating classified government documents so have to feel my neck to find them 31:35 they’re close to finding all the yummy documented war crimes
It’s sad physicians no longer do this anymore, it’s typically a revolving door policy, 30mins-1 hour wait, 15 minutes out. The human body is quite resilient.
![Princess Eev 🍍 [ASMR]](http://yt3.ggpht.com/625jt9EcA7EhOum2nlkr5CRQMTSo0hSWZ0lCj_LaC_F-xOHLxbA-ZHlvTK95cGTKtlkNpYiI1w=s48-c-k-c0x00ffffff-no-rj)
"I'd like to test your vision. Do you wear glasses?"
"No."
"Thank you. That concludes the vision test."
He's top tier in doctors and it shows
Do you have pain in your tummy? No. *Feels her for 5 minutes*
Fuck sakes 😂😂😂
Lmaooo
@@ChrisEightyNine- I think he was trying to possibly feel for a little baby
I’ve seen so many variations of these unintentional asmr medical training videos that I could probably acquire a medical license at this point.
No you couldn’t
I think he could.
@@mark83175 sarcasm
Eat a sandwich first.
”That’s great, thank you. Look a bit to your left, thank you. I just like to listen to your heart, That’s lovely. Alright we are done, thank you.”
That is all you need to know!
Doctor: ''Im just going to feel your tummy now''
**proceeds to give energetically loud raspberry**
''Thats lovely. Thank you''
Only a small part of me expected it to actually happen.
10:34 When I decide to talk to a girl but end up being awkward.
😂
Perfectly useless.
Perfect for the NHS
17:07 Cortez asking Aztec emperor Cuauhtemoc where he hid the gold, 1533 (colorized)
Also Cortez being asked where the Aztecs went
Also the Spanish when asked why the gold didn't make their economy strong but bankrupt instead
Lmao
Jajaja siempre me recuerda a que los españoles olian a mierda como todos los europeos.
Gloriously brilliant
I wish my doctor worked in an eternal, black abyss.
Lmao the first thought at the beginning of the video I had was "Holy shit, we're in the void!"
@@s3dchrWOW SO FUNNY
🤣🤣🤣
@@M3Busssin Well thank you for complimenting him! You obviously weren't being sarcastic and were being a kind, respectful person instead of an inverted peanut like someone who tells people they aren't funny on the internet
POV: you're Eleven spying on the doctors in the void
21:57 when ur mum’s giving u a lecture in the car
DAMN TRUEEE
Fuuuuuuuuck 😂😂😂😂
Pretty accurate
What’s your insta 😂
Max Porter water bottles for thirst sold separately 😂
16:50 When I make eye contact with my crush from across the room.
best!! :D
Should probably stop doing that
Lol
16:21 when I’m trying to fake sick to stay home but mom doesn’t believe me
Lol
Oh my god 😂
14:00 when your friend takes your pen and you want it back
😂
Same as 3:25 😂
I try to watch these videos to put myself to sleep and yet here I am at 3:30 AM - still awake - wheezing as I try not to wake up anyone else in the house whilst reading these comments. Comedy at its finest. 😂 I love how the ASMR community has its own gold mine of memes. 👌
*speaks softly* we do not have a gold mine, we have a stream which has a lot of gold containing rocks, because the sound of water is way nicer... *water flows ocer some rocks in the background*
I was about to comment this exact same thing...hahaha...ooh man, Im crying in silence...
Literally me rn 😂 especially the "when your homie asks if you're high" bit. Lawd have mercy 😂😂😂
It's 3:12 am rn and I'm doing the same thing. This is definitely a trap.
same right now bro lmaooo
9:18 this guy almost dies everytime the doctor has him manually control his breathing
Umm, why am I now breathing manually
@@cxg6037blinking manually, swallowing manually, breathing manually, you also have jingle bells stuck in your head now
Dude....how can i go back to working automatically@@Jack6J57
@@Jack6J57jokes on you I’ve been do it my whole life
He sounds desperate when he asks him to "breath again please" 😂
If I could just have you read this comment. That's lovely. Thank you.
You sneaky bastard
Well played
I see what u did there, genius.
Sneaky bugger
that's great. thanks
Doctor: Ok can I ask you to stop breath
Old man: *dies*
Doctor: ok thankyou
Is this doctor Jack the Ripper because he would never be caught
Ahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahqha
At that point the patient would go all lovely and floppy.
@@airmackeeee6792 not for very long though... Rigor mortis is kind of a bitch 💀
@@Li_Tobler 😁😁😁😁
5:34 man fell asleep
doc said gimme ur hands he shot up like he was late for work 😂😂😂😂
youtuber lol ya
He got reanimated
@@dekudude8888 a man with culture i see
This is the longest foreplay i've ever seen
TH-cam really needs a laugh react😂😁
Thank you, are you enjoying this sir thank you. can you raise your leg, thank you. I'm checking for the throbbing vein, thank you...mmmm....yes thank you.
You should try Japanese AV, it's like 90 minutes of foreplay
This got me good. 😹☠️
😂😂😂
13:03 when your homie asks if he looks high
The torch and everything comes out
LMAO
That’s some 3 stooges action right there. 😹
32:35
“Could you just breath like you’re in the Olympics 200m Men’s Butterfly for me?
That’s lovely, thank you.”
3:25 “im just gonna feel your left kidney”
*pulls out kidney *
“Thank you”
With all these exams I’ve watched, I’m basically a doctor
Ahhhh, BUT... Could your voice lull someone to sleep...?
FR-💀
More or less
10:50 "Just read the top line. "
"and he screamed, "You ain't never taking me alive, copper. Not never." "
"Thank you..."
Just read the top line
"We gotta cheese it, fellas! The fuzz is here! They ain't never gonna take us alive!"
“And read the second line.”
James took her firmly stroking his hand down her soft belly towards her expectant, quivering mound...”
“Yes, Thankyou!” Snatches book away.
15:56 me at the snooker club when they ask me where the balls have gone
15:51 me when I know I’ve gotten away with it, again
I laughed so hard at this. Thanks!
Ironically both faces that Ronnie might be making at any given point in a break lol
BRO IM CRYING😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭
When you walk up to reception but the person behind the counter hasn’t noticed you. 16:21
31:33 When I’m worried my non-human status is about to be discovered
At 4:48 I was looking away and got a notification. I looked at my phone, saw them, I thought the old man was the doctor, and got beyond concerned when he started undressing.
BRO WHAT
😂😂😂😂
What the actual fuck 😂
🤣😂
How else does the patient pay with no money.
00:54
I just fell off the bed laughing 😂😂😂😭
creepy
#BirdBox
Metallica
0:56 When you and him are fooling around, on the first date.
This brings back so many good memories of getting medical checkups as a kid. My first experience with ASMR.
My first experience with tingles was at the nurse office getting a lice check
@@-_Fawi_-yep!
sim! 💖
9:20 mfw they didn't listen and I have to tell the whole story again
Mobile suit gundam
16:07 I need a 20 minute video of this
Omg my tingles jesus
SAME
thats my fav part lol
Me too
Look no further than to asmr
29:10 when you’re mum tells you to tidy your room
You deserve way more likes
This may have the best comments section on TH-cam
I'm having fun jumping from timestamp to timestamp.
This is amazing 😂😂
Bob Ross’ comment section: “Am I a joke to you?”
So read them again
17:09
Me when my mom asks when im gona move out
4:12 drops a fart, tests the flavour
Meaty with a pinch of egg
😂
Skipped to 27:50 and thought he was pronouncing his death lmfao
😂
12:33 there’s no way he going to do it from th... oh
😂😂😂
After the examination was complete, the doctor prescribed a navy suit for war.
Okay now cover your other eye and read the second line
Yes but not before he apologizes for his sandwich breath
This comment got me red in the face.
Fight.... Fight..... FIGHT
You want to fall asleep faster?
Take a shot of vodka every time they say “thank you”
Instructions unclear now my cats on the roof thanks mate
By "fall asleep faster" you mean die?
He was a quiet man. An artist…
A craftsman
A landscaper
Let the saw do the work...
...Something about the goats and sheep
...something about looking at the grass, and at the sky, and a Russian mom....
28:39 And there's the doctor's joke.
simonbodd 28:39 *
I don’t get it ...
Old man was acting so strange he suspected he was actually a lizard guy
Bernie getting that free healthcare at 4:43.
9:19 it’s as if the command “stop breathing” genuinely turned off the man’s breathing function and he went in to despair for a moment! Haha honest to god don’t think he would’ve ever breathed again if the command to start breathing never came.
This is Unintentional ASMR at its finest!! I could watch these for hours. And I do!! LOL
15:25 when I'm so shocked at the latest gossip
When he asks you to make that face in bed.
10:50 Realized that the Captain of the Titanic was having a cranial exam.
@CC-watches - But I thought he went down with the ship, how is that even possible
It does look like him! 😹
8:53 That old "man" (read:lizard person) seems to have no idea what humans are supposed to look like when holding their breath and also... 9:16 breathing.
I can’t. I’m dead. This one got me! 😂
Omg why did he open his mouth like that 😭😭
Came here to sleep, stayed for the comments 😂😂
Tia Pickering same 😂😂
SAME 😂
I lasted about a minute and 45 seconds before checking the comments, knowing there would be gold.
4:10 now I will listen to some bowel sounds,
4:13 sniffs twice to see if she farted.
xkencx *faints*
Mom: okay fine we can get McDonald's!
Me: 15:51
"if you could just open your mouth for me?"
*spits in her mouth*'
"ah, lovely thanks"
18:28 “ could you take off all your clothes so i can examine your hands”
Im dying
Ahahahahahahahaha
He just said "Jake I'll examine ur arms first" and Jake was like "bitch then why am I half naked"
13:08 U WOT, MATE?
Spikey hopefully he didn’t have sandwich breath
@@Patrick-dh5mv yess
That’s accurate
@@Patrick-dh5mv that vid is goated
I'll poke your eye out!
"If you can just smell my sandwich breath for me."
"Great, thank you."
"Fightfightfight okay good"
16:52 ok doc this is exam is taking a weird turn.
4:45 "Now Mr Jackson I'd like to examine your heart now please."
>*Punches through his rib cage and tears out his beating heart*
>Examines whilst Mr Jackson goes into shock and spasm
"Yes thank you."
🤣
Kali ma
Kali ma
Shock titty.
Cringe
@@BramsCommandoremember 😊
😊
11:05 I could listen to him read me bedtime stories every night.
omg your so right !
13:55 ooh you want the pen? you want the pen? come get the pen
These comments got me dying
"Hold your breath for me please"
Dementor steals his soul.
"Thankyou"
4:08 deadest creps ever seen on TH-cam
she wearing the sorting hat from harry potter lmao
Conrad Buckley 😂😂
13:11 *Y O U W A N T T O F U C K I N G B R A W L ? ? ?*
12:36 this is like visual ASMR for me
couldn’t agree more
Right! Like why is this tingly??
0:50 when you want your friend to look up!
12:07 when your mom lectures you to stop throwing the boomerang because you hit your face with it
9:25 "And stop breathing.... and breath again please" sir, sir? SIR I NEED YOU TO FUCKING BREATH RIGHT NOW GOD DAMN IT.
I randomly skipped to 5:54 and I thought that’s the slowest pick pocket I’ve ever seen
That man reading those lines would actually be a great narrator for films etc.
"Picture for schools, take 8"
I have a count dooku vibe with the old man and freaking love it😊
4:48
My uncle when he comes over to see me
Extremely underrated comment
What a comment 😂😂
10:58 when I'm going back to my room and realized I forgot that me mum asked me to wash the dishes
13:09 looks like he’s squaring up 😂
31:32 when I’m accused of eating classified government documents so have to feel my neck to find them
31:35 they’re close to finding all the yummy documented war crimes
23:13 When ur paraplegic but ur friends don’t believe u
It’s sad physicians no longer do this anymore, it’s typically a revolving door policy, 30mins-1 hour wait, 15 minutes out. The human body is quite resilient.
Mum: If you laugh, i know yphr lying. Also mum: 12:46
The lady is dressed like a pirate
No more like a woman who missed the train to Hogwarts ten years ago. 😄
Wow, shade thrown at Debbie, poor Debbie
Lmao
Names probably helga
Pirates were in that year
13:03 when you gotta kiss your homie goodnight
I had no idea Eric Clapton is a doctor.
canadianmaple09 maybe her name is Sally
16:53 "Hey! Where did my half slice of peanut butter and monkey turd pizza go?!! What did YOU do with it?!!"
No sandwich breath warning at 12:36?
He wanted to get in a fight fight fight fight fight
Not professional enough he is now inclined to beat him up
“If you’d like to sit on the couch for an examination” I gotta use this line more often 😈
I bet the sandwich breath at 7:05 was off the charts.
Know damn well he didn’t get a drop of germ-x in his hands at 0:18
29:00
I'm ded XDD
deadass at 18:06 the video was quiet and i had my phone facedown and his somewhat deep voice startled me so much
Doctor : "How much Tidepods did you swallow?"
Me : 16:14
Doc: I just want to feel your neck
(Woman dies)
Doc: ok thank you
When I get stuck in the void and forced to do medical examinations
I want this guy to do a full audiobook
16:40 villagers in Minecraft be like
Doctor: can you take off your clothes and hang them up next to mine. Lovely thank you. 😂😂
Lol
28:12 definitely fell asleep and forgot where he was based on his face
I love the first one with the female was the best one ever i could listen to it for 12 hours straight ❤
4:08- doctor:- “lastly just to listen to some bowel sounds”
- Farts -
4:13 “sniff sniff”
"Open your mouth"
Nice try Doctor, im not falling for that again.
13:03 "I apologize for my cucumber sandwich breath, guv'nor."
Me on the evening of a first date: 1:40
Im the janitor but the docter will be here shortly
Sounds like a scene from the film Asylum with Robert Powell😂
17:09 war thunder players when the government asks them where the classified documents went
“The distant clock” now there’s a good name for a book
Doc: "Can I just ask you to.. Turn into a piece of salmon".
Patient: *turns into fish*
Doc: "Thank you."
"Fine. Can you swap eyes?"
Me: "With who?"