@@mi1kguts Then again, they took TWO CARS on vacation? How many people is this one couple bringing along with them?! How much luggage space do they need?! Maybe they're sleeping in the cars and want one each so they can spread out in the back seats??? What a wild vacation--
"I found out my boyfriend was actually my brother who was also my dad who was actually my extremely masculine mom, _who is a gay vegan_ (thank you Paulina for pointing that out), and broke the space-time continuum and it ruined my family's life" -Actually Happened
I must have voiced about 20 of these stories on the Actually Happened channel when it was up. I think the writers were probably Russian because my client was The Soul Publishing - everyone I corresponded with was Russian. They own a bunch of channels including 5 Minute Crafts & Bright Side. I parted ways with them when they asked for my passport ID which I thought was super strange.
"I Fell In Love With A Gay And I Am Too Pretty" "I'm The Only White Person At School And It's Worse Than You Can Imagine" god these two really sound like actually happened stories
This generator is pure gold. "My Mom Is A Loser So I Changed His Life" "I Found A Mysterious Woman" "I Had The Trashiest Childhood Ever And Now My Mom Spies On Me!" "My Boyfriend But My Parents Raised Us In Different Ways" "I Lost Everyone I Loved My Grandpa But He Taught Me Something"
That’s also a horror story about being replaced by some sort of spooky wilderness lad that mimics your appearance and replaces you lmao I just. I don’t wanna think about how often these channels talk about “incense” right now
my favorites: “I had the trashiest childhood ever and now i’m forced to take care of my paralyzed grandpa.” “i am vegetarian but my dad is crazy” “i can’t stop stealing everything from everyone” “my teacher forced me to revenge my dad” “i thought this hobo was cool- he was a nightmare” “my parents are broke but I AM NOT” “my dad thinks i’m gay but STILL loves my sister more than me” “i was a bad idea” “i fell in love with a gay guy. i hate mondays.” “my friends think i’m mean but i’m just depressed” “i came to the city for the first time and met a man but i had no idea he was the devil”
Story: The main character's parents don't want him to date anyone, so they tell him that he's a girl because the LGBTQ+ community is obsolete in these stories.
Here's something that actually did happen: My mom thought I died because my homies posted "RIP" and tagged me after I passed tf out at 8pm cuz I was smokin so much bud with em. Passed out, I was unaware my mother was trying to text and message me. I should do an animation based on it tbh it'd be the first REAL story to be posted on here :D
Coming back to this, and I still can’t believe that Jarvis thought the thieves took cars in the dog walkers story. She checked for cars to see if the owners were back! Love you though Jarvis, I am on probably my 4th binge of your older videos
My pet turtle turns out to be my step-cousin and then he became a foster child in my dad's basement raising money by making a twitch account which is secretly my mom
My friends think I am a BLACK ALBINO and I had to make a choice I have a strict mom but I got suspended because of potatoes I had a fake boyfriend but he died without knowing it I found a thief in my second hand jacket I lost my life She faked having camcer to be rich and lost my life
Here are some of my favourites from the generator: “I took drugs to study something I hate” “My parents divorced but I AM NOT” “I almost drowned and lost my hair when I forgot my asthma inhaler” “My pet rat disappeared and I had no idea he’s the devil” “I found a strange device in our backyard and it killed our family” “I was adopted and it ended up in my life” “I’m the only white person at school and it’s worse than you can imagine” “I had no idea, I feel like a loser” “I lost my life” “I have a migraine and it is a problem” “I found a thief in my room and I am a black albino and I have $4,000,000,000” “My brother was dying while my mom betrayed us and my dad wearing women’s clothes” “My parents are rich but left me when we played truth or dare” “I was a bad idea” “My parents want me to do their homework” “My parents are never happy with my GF because of potatoes” “My father is better than me and I am gay but I got into the top secret vampire society” “My family got robbed because I can’t talk to girls”
“I Was Stalked By A Mysterious Box In My Room And I Am Ok With It“ and “ I Missed The Journey Of My Paralyzed Grandpa“ are the best ones I’ve got so far
SmoL RedHat Alright? I just said what I thought. A comment can still be good when it’s unoriginal. When I eat a very ordinary pizza then does that make it a bad pizza? No.
"I was obsessed with our neighbors Ferrari so I had to play dirty" "I Reported My Step-Mom To The Whole Internet" "I Saw A UFO And My Dad Found Out I'm Autistic" "My Mom Is A Gold Digger" *What are these titles?*
I Am A Black Albino And I Wasn't Ready For What I Did That Night I Was Not Ready For What My Boyfriend Did But He Died Without Knowing It My Mom's Boyfriend Is Gay And Didn't Regret It I Couldn't Stop Stealing From My Abusive Grandma I Became An Alcoholic
Some gems from the generator: "I Am A Geek And I Love Dolls" "We Lost In The Darkness" "My Dad Thinks I Am The Richest Girl At School But It Went Too Far" "I Pretended To Be Fake" "I Was A Nightmare" "My Best Friend Is Dating My Crush Told Me Something That I Will Never Forget" "I Fell In Love With A Gay And I Had To Run Away!" "I Made My Crush And I Can't Read"
'I am a boy and I hate it' 'My parents were broke and I felt so violated' 'My pet rat went missing and I was destroyed by the doctors' 'I found out I'm autistic' 'I became an alcoholic' Animated story titles has a very sad life
z Hears one My dad broke his time machine and went to the end of the earth My mom was sleeping for 16 days All my brothers went to the black hole My sister idk what happened to her And me IM HOMELESS Get me some money prz thxs ~don’t let your dad go to the end of the earth -by UNKNOWN
My first two: "My first date was a bad idea" Oh boy... I feel like Ive heard this story before "My mom betrayed us and my family hates it" ... Obviously? My favourite: "I was stalked by a mysterious box in my life" I'm sorry but it's by far the best one.
"I can't stop stealing everything from everyone" That sounds like a real title- "I'm the only white person at school for the the first time and it ruined my life." Omg-
"My Mom's Boyfriend Is Gay And I Can't Read" "I Missed The Journey Of My Paralyzed Grandpa" "I Have Six Siblings And It Killed Our Family" "My Friends For Popularity But Now I Regret Cheating On My Friend's Phone" "My Brother Was Dying While My Mom Is Too Attractive!" "I Stole My Phone And It Broke My Heart " Actually Happened
I got two fantastic titles “I’m obsessed with my neighbors Ferrari so I had to play dirty” And then ”I was not ready for what I did in his car” They fit together so well
Just wanted to thank Jarvis for the little comment on the source on his website. Really cool that you added that like an easter egg for those who checked!
1.”My family was abducted, but I didn’t notice until 5 years later” 2.”My mom had an affair with my dad’s father” 3.”My sister was pregnant with my mom while my dad was pregnant with my sister” *ACTUALLY HAPPENED*
“I Made My Classmate’s Life A Nightmare, And I Had No Idea. I Feel So Violated” “I Am A Pop Star And I Had To Make Lots Of Money When You Are 12” This generator is so good
“I faked pregnancy to get it back” “I caught my dad became an instagram star overnight” “I revealed my secret to the police, my revenge revealed the truth.” I love this so much.
"I found a Thief in my second hand jacket" lmao "I reported my step-mom to _the whole internet"_ LMAO "My dad's computer and I had to run away!" LMAAAOOOO I also got the grandma one too after a while.
*Here are some I got from the generator:* "I thought this hobo was a pathological liar" "I lost my best friend's boyfriend" "I cheated on exams but was suddenly caught" "I was a nightmare"
My best: "My dad thinks I'm a black albino and I'm thankful for that" "My GF broke up with me because of my boyfriend's family" "I am a very poor family" "I was stalked by a mysterious box in my room and I'm thankful for that"
Just watched a video on Jarvis Johnson GOLD! Where Jarvis made a reference to a video and I realized it was 3 years ago so I wanted to come back for some nostalgia because this was THE very first video I saw by Jarvis Johnson. The HSM video was the first video I saw when it came out.
You can tell this was made before the other shoe dropped on shane 💀 because after it’s like yeah Gonna go ahead and never compare myself to that type of person ever again
I love this generator! So far I have: "I'm The Only White Person At School But It Went Too Far" "I Just Found Out I Was Too Innocent When I Got Cancer" "I Told My Boyfriend Is Gay And I Outsmarted Him" "I Opened My Brother's Bag And I Had A Fake Boyfriend But He Died Without Knowing It" "I was obsessed with our neighbors Ferrari so I had to play dirty" "I Pretended To Be Fake" "My Parents Want Me To Do Their Homework" "Don't Call Me Dumb Because I Can't Talk To Girls" And my favorites: "I Stink And Can't Control Myself" "My Ex-Boyfriend Has No Idea" "I Rebelled At School And I'm So Tired" "My Phone And It Ruined My Life" "I Thought This Hobo Was A Man But I Feel So Violated"
I had an eating disorder and almost ate my family
Wow these ai's are dark
Notgabyboi Bros lmao
Lmfao
Lmfao
But that’s not what a eating disorder is right?????????
Notgabyboi Bros Tarrare? Is this you?
“My Dad Nearly Died At War And I Am So Jealous” is the best one I’ve gotten so far
@Sebastian Kirby that’s funny as shit
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
😭😭😂😂
I think I might live longer because I have read this💀
and used the wrong flag for spain when she said she was speaking in spanish 😭
“My Pet Rat Disappeared And I Love My Best Friend And She Has No Idea”
This was a rollercoaster of emotions
I got that title too XD
i got that onee
Bro that's just Ron in prisoner of Azkaban
i got "my rat disappeared and i had no idea who he was"
My Parents Are Rich But Left Me When We Played Truth Or Dare
Generate
“My mom read my texts and found out I was adopted and it was TERRIFYING “ was my favorite one I got
This implies that her Mom DIDN’T know she was adopted but the kid DID… what is happening
@@childeofepicknessthe real child was a stillborn and so the dad adopted a kid to make it so tbat the mother doesnt die of grief
@@karanaher5030 wow
@@karanaher5030you need to be a script writer for these stories
@@karanaher5030sounds like the plot of a very weird horror movie, instant cult classic.
I tried the website and I got one that just said
"I was a bad idea"
Mood.
It became self aware
How about he shuts down that ai?
@@rollinontheboard if it's not ai it's a gen-z
mood af
I dont side with them but theres like voice actors to read there "stories"
Generated title: ‘I got pregnant at 15 and my dad left us after a DNA test.’
Why tf does that sound so real??
Dude it actually does WTF 😳
I N C E S T
Yo I got “I became an alcoholic” and “I lost my life”
It does 😳
Jesus christ, the machines know incest!
the first title I got from the generator is a real gem: "I was switched at birth with another woman and I was not ready for what I saw" lmao
Lol
I'm pretty sure I got the exact same title
I got “I lost my best friend and she has no idea he’s the devil”
Mine was "I became an alcoholic"
i got: My Ex-Boyfriend Has No Idea
Karla: I knew they were not home because their cars were gone.
Jarvis: YOU MEAN THEY STOLE THE CARS!?!
that part still annoys me lmao
like how do u not realize the cars are gone, not because they were stolen, but because the neighbors *are not home*
@@mi1kguts Then again, they took TWO CARS on vacation? How many people is this one couple bringing along with them?! How much luggage space do they need?! Maybe they're sleeping in the cars and want one each so they can spread out in the back seats??? What a wild vacation--
@@blaireshoe8738 then again *this story is fake*
@@blaireshoe8738 it’s the home alone family
i read this as "i knew they were not at home because their cat ears were gone" at first lmfaoo
"I'm The Only White Person At School And It's Worse Than You Can Imagine
"
*The bot has discovered racism*
Fire Tarrasque just wait until it can speak RUSSIAN
It's becoming sentient!
Woah I got the exact same one lmao
More or less related, I had this one: "I Am A Black Albino And I Can’t Stand It Any Longer"
I GOT THE SAME ONE WHAT SDJSLDSK
"I found out my boyfriend was actually my brother who was also my dad who was actually my extremely masculine mom, _who is a gay vegan_ (thank you Paulina for pointing that out), and broke the space-time continuum and it ruined my family's life"
-Actually Happened
XD
Omg sameeee
Happened to me. :/ twice
😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
Don't forget words "gay" "vegan" "crush" "betrayed"
“I lost all my friends.”
Wow, that might be the shortest, saddest title yet.
I Come From A Coma And It’s Terrifying
My Best Friend is Dating My Crush This Video About Me
My dad ate juice and killed my grandpa
“I Have A Migraine And It Killed Our Family”
I didn't have any friends to begin with...
I must have voiced about 20 of these stories on the Actually Happened channel when it was up. I think the writers were probably Russian because my client was The Soul Publishing - everyone I corresponded with was Russian. They own a bunch of channels including 5 Minute Crafts & Bright Side. I parted ways with them when they asked for my passport ID which I thought was super strange.
Wow, I knew they were shady and dishonest but that’s *really* sus. Glad you stopped working with them.
The Soul publishing is run by the Russian government!
"I Fell In Love With A Gay And I Am Too Pretty"
"I'm The Only White Person At School And It's Worse Than You Can Imagine"
god these two really sound like actually happened stories
"I Saw On My Boyfriend Was A Fiasco - He Was A QUEST To Get Good Grades At School"
Someone else got the white person one too lol
These are vlogs that exist multiple times, from multiple people. I’m not happy about it, but it’s true.
I got a similar one - "I Fell In Love With A Gay And It Actually Happened".
Istg I could search the second one and actually find something it's so bad 😭
"I was born in America, but my parents are from Mexico."
*Has a British accent*
*wait that's illegal*
And I *oop* -
They can’t even come up with a generic background correctly
Yes 😆Weird
Ms worldwide
This generator is pure gold.
"My Mom Is A Loser So I Changed His Life"
"I Found A Mysterious Woman"
"I Had The Trashiest Childhood Ever And Now My Mom Spies On Me!"
"My Boyfriend But My Parents Raised Us In Different Ways"
"I Lost Everyone I Loved My Grandpa But He Taught Me Something"
Guess number 4 is from Alabama
i got "I Had A Strict Mom But I Had To Miss Grandma's Funeral For An Exam"
@@chaicat3 That was the funniest one 🤣🤣🤣
my favorite for me was “My Boyfriend But My Teacher Is Obsessed With Sports And Doesn't Care About Me”
My favourite is "My Boyfriend Is Gay And I Am A Boy And I Was Stalked By A Girl"
"I Am Gay But I Feel Like A Loser" I feel so called out right now wtf
“MY BABY SISTER GOT ARRESTED AND TURNED OUT TO BE MY GREAT GRANDMA”
I Saved My Mom Revealed My Secrets To The Police, My Revenge Revealed The Truth
😂😂😂😂
sweet home alabama
I survived my death where I actually died but I lived after I died
ACTUALLY HAPPENED
OoferGang not funny
Lol
That happens when your dead for 5 seconds but you come back to life the does happen
Puppetboy fun actually nvm that is kind of funny I just felt like being a dick
*_W o w_* that's the most *_E p i c_* story I ever heard
‘My parents were rich but left me after they fell in love with my twin sister’
This sounds like an actual title for one of their stories.
ALABAMA X1000
Ew lol
That’s also a horror story about being replaced by some sort of spooky wilderness lad that mimics your appearance and replaces you lmao
I just. I don’t wanna think about how often these channels talk about “incense” right now
@@Lucifersfursona incest*
BOTH OF THEM? 😭😭
“I Had A Fake Boyfriend But He Died Without Knowing It”
Ugh no I’m still not ready to talk about that ;-; RIP Randall
"My Boyfriend Is Gay And I Was Ashamed Of My Paralyzed Grandpa"
An amazing title
I Am A Black Albino And I Was Not Ready For What I Did In His Car
Black albinos... just exist. They just do.
*i was switched at birth with another woman and I am a piano prodigy and I hate it*
THEY ACTUALLY ANIMATED MY STORY! ACTUALLY HAPPENED
Can relate. Happens to me every two days.
And I have a MAGNUM DONG
THANOS KERMIT
Ok I’m gonna go post a story about how I fell out of a window in my school because I was so stressed out and got in a fight. Nice
my favorites:
“I had the trashiest childhood ever and now i’m forced to take care of my paralyzed grandpa.”
“i am vegetarian but my dad is crazy”
“i can’t stop stealing everything from everyone”
“my teacher forced me to revenge my dad”
“i thought this hobo was cool- he was a nightmare”
“my parents are broke but I AM NOT”
“my dad thinks i’m gay but STILL loves my sister more than me”
“i was a bad idea”
“i fell in love with a gay guy. i hate mondays.”
“my friends think i’m mean but i’m just depressed”
“i came to the city for the first time and met a man but i had no idea he was the devil”
I GOT THE GAY ONE TOO BUT IT SAID “but I’m lesbian” instead of I hate Mondays
@@azaleahhhh815 AAAHAHAHA
There's no sentence that describes me better than "I was a bad idea"
"I Am A Boy And I Am Afraid To Know Why"
oh no
Sounds like me fjjejdh
me before i transitioned to enby genders
Story:
The main character's parents don't want him to date anyone, so they tell him that he's a girl because the LGBTQ+ community is obsolete in these stories.
me being trans:
"I Am A Vegetarian And My Dad Wearing Women Clothes"
"I Regret Cheating On My Friend's Phone"
I also got the one about someone cheating on a phone XD
“I got a migraine and it killed our family”
-AnimatedStoryTitles2019
I got “My Dad Is a Grandma”
“A simple dab rUiNEd my future!”
"I Was Late And Lost My Hair When I Forgot My Asthma Inhaler"
I Paid My Dad With Another Woman And I Hate Mondays
this is gold
"My Parents Are Never Happy With My GF Because Of Potatoes
"
Here's something that actually did happen: My mom thought I died because my homies posted "RIP" and tagged me after I passed tf out at 8pm cuz I was smokin so much bud with em. Passed out, I was unaware my mother was trying to text and message me. I should do an animation based on it tbh it'd be the first REAL story to be posted on here :D
"My dad was hit by a car but I was so happy"
- Share my story
“My parents shot me 17 times and threw me into a active volcano but I survived and became a millionaire”
ACTUALLY HAPPENED
@@calmgoodfire4662 nani? That chanel so fake
Commander Blox lol
And I'm allergic to air or allergic to sweat or allergic to sunlight
-share my story
@@silent04_ ...
"I took drugs to study something I hate." Sounds like college.
Why is this actually me? 😂😂😂
Fuck that's me with Ritalin and modafinile
omg, ur pfp is so cute! also, agreed
Huh.....i know how that feels
Am i saying this from experience?
I'm not saying no, but I cant say yes
@@jowlbowl6686 I know how that feels and I'm speaking from experience
Comes from Mexico,lives in USA and has a british accent?
Teacos
Actually posh accent
Plus she looks like she's from Southeast Asia.
BloodHundir lmao
Dude I thought she was australian😭🙃
I'm pretty sure the cars being gone simply meant they weren't home, because they took the cars, I don't think that means the thieves stole them
Ty I was hoping someone else noticed
My roblox gf was actually a 60 year old man
*ACTUALLY HAPPENED*
This is believable.
I hacked the whole internet ACTT HAPPEND
I Chose Dad When My Parents Wont Move
100th like
FBI OPEN UP
My title generator result: my dad is with another woman and I am so jealous
I-
SWEET HOME ALABAMA
WHERE THE SKIES ARE SO BLUEEEEE
LMAOOO
Don't Call Me Dumb Because I Betrayed My Brother Who Raised Me After We Lost Our Parents
*Uses knives for camera*: hope that doesn’t end poorly!
:3
I Ruined The Career Of My Paralyzed Grandpa
It might just make the camera more sharp...
Moments later. . .
*Wii music starts playing*
I got "I became an Alcoholic" I love the simple sadness of it.
I Saw A UFO And My Dad Is Obsessed With Me
-Actually happened
Haha lol
My best friend switched me and another kid at birth!
*ACTUALLY HAPPENED*
R/hmmmm
That would be one
Sounds like teen drama
beep beep well duh the moral was to not make mortal enemies
@@atariistarr lmao XDDDD
I got
"My Brother Was Dying While My Mom Read My Texts And Found Out I'm Autistic!"
Priceless.
Luke Zafiris I got one too
“I found out my family was rich and tried to hide it because my mother had lung cancer for years”
Coming back to this, and I still can’t believe that Jarvis thought the thieves took cars in the dog walkers story. She checked for cars to see if the owners were back! Love you though Jarvis, I am on probably my 4th binge of your older videos
My mom's boyfriend is gay and i wasn't ready for what i did in his car
I genuinely don't want to know what this title could imply
👀👀
My pet turtle turns out to be my step-cousin and then he became a foster child in my dad's basement raising money by making a twitch account which is secretly my mom
Holy frick you got smash ultimate early
Artificial Light I DO NOT UNDERSTAND
CATmet I was joking lmfao
"My Parents Want Me To Do Their Homework
"
ACTUALLY HAPPENED
qpdb
I was going to say that
*cries
Names on TH-cam in 2009 XxKillerxX in 2019 Greek trump
Actually happened
I went on actually happened after my dad left us...
My friends think I am a BLACK ALBINO and I had to make a choice
I have a strict mom but I got suspended because of potatoes
I had a fake boyfriend but he died without knowing it
I found a thief in my second hand jacket
I lost my life
She faked having camcer to be rich and lost my life
What did you choose?
IDK, ask the computer
Kay thx
My Dad Nearly Died At War And I Can’t Stand It Any Longer
Oof i used to tell people i was albino cause im hella lightskin wit red hair
Here are some of my favourites from the generator:
“I took drugs to study something I hate”
“My parents divorced but I AM NOT”
“I almost drowned and lost my hair when I forgot my asthma inhaler”
“My pet rat disappeared and I had no idea he’s the devil”
“I found a strange device in our backyard and it killed our family”
“I was adopted and it ended up in my life”
“I’m the only white person at school and it’s worse than you can imagine”
“I had no idea, I feel like a loser”
“I lost my life”
“I have a migraine and it is a problem”
“I found a thief in my room and I am a black albino and I have $4,000,000,000”
“My brother was dying while my mom betrayed us and my dad wearing women’s clothes”
“My parents are rich but left me when we played truth or dare”
“I was a bad idea”
“My parents want me to do their homework”
“My parents are never happy with my GF because of potatoes”
“My father is better than me and I am gay but I got into the top secret vampire society”
“My family got robbed because I can’t talk to girls”
"My Enemy Exposed My Secret Relationship With My Disabled Boyfriend And I Am Dead"
My Enemy Exposed My Secret Relationship With My Grades
"My Enemy Exposed My Secret Relationship With My Stepmother"
The Biggest Screw Up In A Tragedy
I Had A Fake Boyfriend But He Died Without Knowing It
what?
Hah
*ACTUALLY HAPPENED*
me talking about the relationships I imagine that I have with anime characters
jarvis you should cover they actually animated my story i have a sneaking suspicion that it might be fake
the last one feels real fake amh
Yeah, they are fake, who becomes a wizard anyways?
Good idea
“I Was Stalked By A Mysterious Box In My Room And I Am Ok With It“ and “ I Missed The Journey Of My Paralyzed Grandpa“ are the best ones I’ve got so far
I USED THE GENERATOR AND GOT:
"My ex boyfriend has no idea he's the devil"
I CANT 😂
Solarity Relatable
mine was "I was a boy and I never noticed"
I-
i got that to lol
Got that title too. Was about to comment about but I noticed yours 🙈
@@rowen8000 that is an actual story video by a story time channel
This generator is the best
“My secret relationship with my disabled boyfriend and I love dolls
My Parents Divorced But I Got Into The Top Secret Vampire society
relatable
I Stole My Dad's Computer And I Wasn't Ready For What I Found
”I Had The Trashiest Childhood Ever And Now I Have A Migraine And It Ruined My Life”
Yup, thats a real generated title lmaoo
Loof wait isnt that already a video??
I Was Bullied At School And It's Embarrassing
"My Mom's Boyfriend Is Gay And Didn't Regret It"
ACTUALLY HAPPENED
My Parents Hated My Boyfriend Is Gay And I Can't Read
Wait a second...
*Hold up*
“I almost drowned and lost all my friends” along with “my dad is a problem” are my favorites 😭
Actually Happened: “My dog is actually my dead uncle”
ZeroXz ikr that’s the lie them all always be saying
ZeroXz BAHAHAHAHAHA
Detecc Pika in a nutshell
Top 10 anime plot twists of all time
ZeroXz omg 🤣🤣
*calls Roblox girlfriend* "uncle's phone rings"
ACTUALLY HAPPEND
Ivan Chavez damn that’s an actually good comment
I_h8donut -this is just a channel with no content
But not original tho
@@sum1221 they just complimented the comment..?
SmoL RedHat Alright? I just said what I thought. A comment can still be good when it’s unoriginal. When I eat a very ordinary pizza then does that make it a bad pizza? No.
rhymes dimes limes this good comment is now mine :)
"I was obsessed with our neighbors Ferrari so I had to play dirty"
"I Reported My Step-Mom To The Whole Internet"
"I Saw A UFO And My Dad Found Out I'm Autistic"
"My Mom Is A Gold Digger"
*What are these titles?*
I Am A Black Albino And I Wasn't Ready For What I Did That Night
I Was Not Ready For What My Boyfriend Did But He Died Without Knowing It
My Mom's Boyfriend Is Gay And Didn't Regret It
I Couldn't Stop Stealing From My Abusive Grandma
I Became An Alcoholic
“My Father Forced Me To Sing In Front Of My Dad”
“MY FATHER FORCED ME TO REVENGE MY DAD”
That first title sounds like a PornHub title for some reason
Read the last one, and my first thought was i didn't remember submitting a story (say a lot about my relationship with my mom 😅)
"I have six siblings and it killed my family"
"I found out that my mom woke up from a pop star and I feel so violated"
Some gems from the generator:
"I Am A Geek And I Love Dolls"
"We Lost In The Darkness"
"My Dad Thinks I Am The Richest Girl At School But It Went Too Far"
"I Pretended To Be Fake"
"I Was A Nightmare"
"My Best Friend Is Dating My Crush Told Me Something That I Will Never Forget"
"I Fell In Love With A Gay And I Had To Run Away!"
"I Made My Crush And I Can't Read"
“My friend called me, and said he was dead while I was drinking my clothes”
ACTUALLY HAPPEND
😂😂😂
XD
@Sailer -Sama I find that injecting my clothes is most effective.
I hate it when my clothes drinking is interrupted by a ghost friend.
I ordered a pizza but it was not tasty
ACTUALLY HAPPENED
f
Badrinath Gaming did it have pineapple on it?
But that's possible
If you're stupid enough to purchase the wrong pizza
Star Boy yup
'I am a boy and I hate it'
'My parents were broke and I felt so violated'
'My pet rat went missing and I was destroyed by the doctors'
'I found out I'm autistic'
'I became an alcoholic'
Animated story titles has a very sad life
RangarLorbthok I got, My parents are strict but I'm a boy and can't deal with it anymore, or something along those lines
I thought this hobo was a terrible daughter and now my mom is gay
LMAO
i made a list pastebin.com/nPaaKQCL
z Hears one
My dad broke his time machine and went to the end of the earth
My mom was sleeping for 16 days
All my brothers went to the black hole
My sister idk what happened to her
And me IM HOMELESS
Get me some money prz thxs
~don’t let your dad go to the end of the earth
-by UNKNOWN
My first two:
"My first date was a bad idea"
Oh boy... I feel like Ive heard this story before
"My mom betrayed us and my family hates it"
... Obviously?
My favourite: "I was stalked by a mysterious box in my life"
I'm sorry but it's by far the best one.
"I can't stop stealing everything from everyone"
That sounds like a real title-
"I'm the only white person at school for the the first time and it ruined my life."
Omg-
"My Mom's Boyfriend Is Gay And I Can't Read"
"I Missed The Journey Of My Paralyzed Grandpa"
"I Have Six Siblings And It Killed Our Family"
"My Friends For Popularity But Now I Regret Cheating On My Friend's Phone"
"My Brother Was Dying While My Mom Is Too Attractive!"
"I Stole My Phone And It Broke My Heart
"
Actually Happened
I hope somebody backed those up!
Thats deep
@@H12457 do you know its a joke or not?
@@oofguy2934 I was just being sarcastic...and yeah i know its a joke
@@oofguy2934 wha- what? he was clearly joking. i shouldn’t even be explaining this
"I tried to cook my cat but my dead cat punched me, Now my dead cat is a billionaire."
ACTULLLY HAPPOPPEND
there is literally no way of jokingly making up a fake title and it not being at least partially believable
@@MichealBannon I think the misspelling was on purpose
@@MichealBannon woosh
@@MichealBannonthey mispelled it on purpose, dude.
Actooly hoppand
"My Dad Is A Problem" & "My Mom Is A Loser But He Died Without Knowing It" are my fav ones i got
I got "My Father is better than me and I still love my Life"
I mean, at least it has a positive ending.
Cant relate, mine was ”I Had The Trashiest Childhood Ever And Now I Have A Migraine And It Ruined My Life”
Yup...happy ending :’)
Mine was “My ex boyfriend has no idea he’s the devil and it broke my heart”
I Nearly Suffocated When I Got Stuck 200 Ft High From Ground
That's hilarious
I got two fantastic titles
“I’m obsessed with my neighbors Ferrari so I had to play dirty”
And then
”I was not ready for what I did in his car”
They fit together so well
Meegakarla 1512 that was just a big *o h* for me
I got my neighbors dog pregnant in car
oh no
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Oh no yes
I got "i am a little bit more than ga"
_I Revealed My Sister's Boyfriend Cheated On Her.._
That actually seems like something they would make
I think I actually did that but just with my brothers’s girlfriend cuz I remember seeing something like that
Nah, it’s too complex for them to understand.
“I Thought This Hobo Was A Terrible Daughter And Now My Mom Is Dead”
My favorite one I’ve gotten
"I Am Depressed But My Friends Were With Me For A Year Because I Can't Talk To Girls"
Yeah, that sounds about right.
My dad came out at the same time :)
The generator: I couldn’t stop my abusive grandma
The next day at actually happened: I COULD stop my abusive grandma
Generator: genius...
Ok, the story channel he made has channel keywords in the wrong place, just like the people he is spoofing.
“I was told I died in my sleep pregnant with my family in my mouth!”
TH-cam’s logic has come to this
Nav Ida w o t
Nav Ida no, this is totally inaccurate. Actually happened would never use this. It’s way to likely to happen irl
Janae zedumreb ahem...it’s a joke I’m joking jokes don’t need to make sense for me so please just let it be. I’m not saying they would!
Nav Ida r/whoosh my friend
@@janaezedumreb3202 we know they wouldn't actually use this story, but sometimes the stories from ACTUALLY HAPPENED Are ridiculous
Just wanted to thank Jarvis for the little comment on the source on his website. Really cool that you added that like an easter egg for those who checked!
I got one that said "i am a black albino and my BF died without knowing it" WTF
xD
What the f???
What the fu-
Well that sounds like a great video
I am actually my own dad and I traveled back in time to meet my girlfriend who is actually my mom
ACTUALLY HAPPENED
Just like that Futurama episode
Top 10 Unbelievable things scientists can’t answer
@@minyah5134 episode title
@@risematsumoto8432 Roswell That Ends Well
Can’t time travel except if you are a character on futurerama
"I Couldn't Stop Finding My Paralyzed Grandma In My Pocket And Then My Whole Family Was Gay"
Jordan Ranstead that actually happened to me lol😂😂
Lol
OMG the same thing happened to me!!!
They should actually animate your story.
ACTUALLY HAPPENED
Here is the best one I got “I couldn’t stop stealing from my abusive Grandma”
My dog ate my sock.. and my uncle went insane!
*ACTUALLY HAPPENED*
Yo ma Men me to
ACTUALLY HAPPENED
I am rich but lost my mom and dad in a game of truth or dare
I was in a real game of thrones and all most died
"My Dad Thinks I Am Too Pretty"
SWEET HOME ALABAMA
There was a video on Actually Happened about a girl having a crush on her cousin
@Mark Reagan he isnt you clearly dont know how to use him
LORD I’M COMING HOME TO YOU...
ROLL TIDE
y r u not uploading any more videos?
"I am gay but I am dead"
yes. this is the best title
Boutta be me real soon
Achilles be like
John Laurens be like:
@@rosin_eater 💀
Lucky bastard
14:48 I keep staring at his missing tooth It really bugs me
1.”My family was abducted, but I didn’t notice until 5 years later”
2.”My mom had an affair with my dad’s father”
3.”My sister was pregnant with my mom while my dad was pregnant with my sister”
*ACTUALLY HAPPENED*
That is priceless
How do you not notice if your family was abducted😂😂
All in the same story
I was pregnant with my dad while he was pregnant with my sister while she was pregnant with my mom
@@geeworm Bro same
“Obama killed my dog and then bought me vbucks”
Actually happened!
Oh my god same. Id rather have minecoins :/
wheeze
@@faithottereyes8232 I's rather have diamonds
Sadly vbucks were all Obama had, which are quite useless now
Faith Ottereyes same
“I Made My Classmate’s Life A Nightmare, And I Had No Idea. I Feel So Violated”
“I Am A Pop Star And I Had To Make Lots Of Money When You Are 12”
This generator is so good
"I Am A Black Albino And I Am The Richest Girl At School And I'm So Tired"
"My Parents Divorced But I Got Stuck 200 Ft High From Ground"
Sadie Playlists
“My Crush And I Was Switched At Birth With Another Baby”
"My Teacher Forced Me To Do Their Homework
"
“I Ditched My Friends For Popularity But Now I Regret Cheating On My Friend's Phone”
Wait what-
"I'm the Only White Person at School but it Went Too Far"
well first of all im black, second of all i dont like any of these implications
“I faked pregnancy to get it back”
“I caught my dad became an instagram star overnight”
“I revealed my secret to the police, my revenge revealed the truth.”
I love this so much.
"I was in the house and it liked me"
*ACTUALLY HAPPENED*
"I can't stop stealing from my abusive grandmother"
LINK IT
OMG yea I got that too LMAO
"I found a Thief in my second hand jacket" lmao
"I reported my step-mom to _the whole internet"_ LMAO
"My dad's computer and I had to run away!" LMAAAOOOO
I also got the grandma one too after a while.
I'm depressed, but my friends think I'm vegetarian, and my dad went crazy.
*Here are some I got from the generator:*
"I thought this hobo was a pathological liar"
"I lost my best friend's boyfriend"
"I cheated on exams but was suddenly caught"
"I was a nightmare"
*i was a nightmare*
"I was a nightmare" insert self deprecation joke here.
Here’s the one I got...
MY DAD IS A GRANDMA
Julian Walker I got the hobo one too
My best:
"My dad thinks I'm a black albino and I'm thankful for that"
"My GF broke up with me because of my boyfriend's family"
"I am a very poor family"
"I was stalked by a mysterious box in my room and I'm thankful for that"
*Someone with a British accent:* I was born in America, but my family comes from Mexcio.
*what?*
Good job mate
Ikr!
And the best part when she "talks in Spanish" they put the wrong flag because the Spanish flag has horizontal lines
Y si guey es bien raro XD
TheKewlPerson
And it’s honestly pretty offensive to actual Mexicans
“One of my long-time internet friends “N-wordSayer69” asked me....”
😂
This dude looks like a light skin tyler the creator
Gold Raven happy now?
HoW dO i KnOw U rEal PeRsOn
Just watched a video on Jarvis Johnson GOLD! Where Jarvis made a reference to a video and I realized it was 3 years ago so I wanted to come back for some nostalgia because this was THE very first video I saw by Jarvis Johnson. The HSM video was the first video I saw when it came out.
I Went To A Zoo And Saw Animals!? *ACTUALLY HAPPEND*
I call bullshit theres no way you saw animals at a zoo! An airplane maybe but animals? No fucking way
@@derpman7056 u deserve a comment dear sir for you made me laugh
I ate breakfast? *_A C T U A L L Y H A P P E N E D_*
I got "My Parents Want Me To Do My Homework"
"I broke up with my disabled boyfriend, and I can't stand it any longer"... bruh, "cant stand it" was a great choice of words
Pfffffffft- wow
Better hope blind people don’t see this.
Better hope all the deaf people here don't hear this
I got "I Lost My Life"
„Don't Call Me Dumb Because I Betrayed My Brother Who Raised Me After We Lost Our Parents”
"Me pretending to be Shane Dawson"
Jarvis, you're one million times better than him
At least he doesn't make pedo jokes that are unfunny and not cool.
At least he doesn’t fuck his cat
You can tell this was made before the other shoe dropped on shane 💀 because after it’s like yeah
Gonna go ahead and never compare myself to that type of person ever again
@@Lucifersfursona Shanaynay has existed for over a decade why did people think Shane was funny ever?
I love this generator! So far I have:
"I'm The Only White Person At School But It Went Too Far"
"I Just Found Out I Was Too Innocent When I Got Cancer"
"I Told My Boyfriend Is Gay And I Outsmarted Him"
"I Opened My Brother's Bag And I Had A Fake Boyfriend But He Died Without Knowing It"
"I was obsessed with our neighbors Ferrari so I had to play dirty"
"I Pretended To Be Fake"
"My Parents Want Me To Do Their Homework"
"Don't Call Me Dumb Because I Can't Talk To Girls"
And my favorites:
"I Stink And Can't Control Myself"
"My Ex-Boyfriend Has No Idea"
"I Rebelled At School And I'm So Tired"
"My Phone And It Ruined My Life"
"I Thought This Hobo Was A Man But I Feel So Violated"
Generated title:
“I can’t stop stealing everything from everyone”
Seems legit
Haha, mine was “I have a migraine and it ended up in a card game”
bruh i got the same one
I got “my dad found out I was autistic”
I got "My Father Is Better Than Me And I Have No Friends"
I cant stop stealing from my abusive grandma
“My house burned down and it drives me crazy!”
yeah it's so annoying when that happens
ye, I always hate it when that happens
Sure it wasnt a dinosour?
Oh My God!!! That happens to me so much!
This man holds his bloodlust against fake animated stories
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My sister is in love with these kinds of videos. I love that you've called them out like this.
9:49 Mexican kid living in USA speaking with an English accent
Actually Happened
Me
Voice actor
Theyy have voice actors
LOL I WAS ABOUT TO COMMENT THAT XD
@@nehemiahobongono8496 that was a joke. You don't have to go over and explain to me they have voice actors. I get it