This was a tough topic to cover because the videos are usually about really sensitive subjects, but I hope I did it justice. Thanks for supporting me everybody!
That whole, “There are always people who will have less than you” phrase is the equivalent of one kid saying their parents horribly abused them, but then someone says “at least you _have_ parents.”
In Israel (and probably in more places) we say: "If you are sad, remember that there is someone in The other side of the world who's have it worse" He's stuck in the middle of the Pacific ocean!
Serious issue I have with this: There was one of these videos that was centred around the (rare) chronic illness story of a "boy" who nearly died and ended up in a coma and suffered extreme brain damage ... their video was based on the actual life of a woman (I followed) who shared her struggle on Instagram. They made money off of the suffering of a real person who wanted to encourage others to not give up their fight. She has deleted all publically known social media accounts after a post that explained the situation. It was honestly disgusting and hurt her enough to get on touch with the channel to take down the video and then take down her IG. That's just not OK.
This is horrible. We, the viewers, have to have some kind of recourse to signal to TH-cam that we are not okay with destructive, negligent content like this that trivializes the suffering of real people, and it shouldn't be rewarded by ad revenue. Can we get in touch with the advertisers and be like, "Do you really want your product associated with this horrible content?"
@@bigawesomewatermelon9511 you can be allergic to stuff in water but not water water is simply too small to even be recognized by the immune system, a cell is like a planet in comparison
My parents never wanted me Actually happened -------------------- Hello my name is Heinz, this is my story about how my parent never wanted me, it all started in the day of my birth, both parents failed to show up.
“My name is Heinz Doofensmirtz, and I am a completely real person. My life has been rough from the start. From my parents never showing up to my birth, to fighting a platypus daily. This is my story...”
MY DAD'S PHONE GOT STOLEN WAAAAAAA! NOW WE CAN'T CHAT ANYMORE, WAAAAAAAAA! I'LL NEVER TALK TO HIM AGAIN NOW, WAAAA! MY BOYFRIEND BROKE UP WITH ME BECAUSE OF MY DAD'S PHONE! WAAAAA! Now I have a girlfriend- (OK JK JK) Today my Bestie said: "Ew! You're poor now cause your dad doesn't have a Phone, I'm Not your friend anymore." Oh and all my friends followed. Also, my sister punched me cuz she thought I stole it. And my Mom joined. (This is child abuse, help that dang Protagonist.) Then my dad said: "I don't like you anymore cause my wife punched you." -None of this is a true Story, I just made it Up.- MY NAME IS ACTUALLY HAPPENED AND IF I SAY, THIS IS REAL, IT IS!
❌ “The dog was brown.” ✅ “The aforementioned hound was a thick raw chocolate brown, it's coat ablaze with the pigment in a rich notable hue. It was vibrant enough to swoon for, and I couldn't permit myself not to.”
i have a huge suspicion that my history teacher was the girl narrator for "My Story", because they have *really* similar voices and i live in eastern europe
“In the state of Massachusetts it’s illegal to dance to the national anthem and that can’t be right. What if I want to shake my ass to the star spangled banner?” -Jarvis 2019
Ivy Aijala-Wardell wait ok why is this literally what happened to me. Like, I started watching Hannah’s season for shits and giggles, and now if I don’t see Mike as the bachelor someone’s catching hands.
The thing with leaving a country because it was dangerous is actually serious. It frustrates me to think they can be on youtube. I come from Syria, where in Damascus a civil war is happening. I literally remember how a bomb once fired at our house and we had to have a plastic window to repair it. Teachers in Syria traumatised me, with making me feel as if I was their favourite, then hated me. We had to move out, which for privacy reasons I’m not gonna tell where, but the thing is, making those videos and treating them as a joke is very offensive. I had to spend a year without my mother just to move, and it hurt so much when I wanted to talk with her. I really hope youtube does something to these videos. As you said they treat serious topics as jokes, because apparently that’s what their youtube channel is based upon. I’m glad that someone realises that.
My favorite generated titles were: "I Pretended To Be Fake," "My Pet Rat Disappeared And I Hate It ," "My First Date Was A Man But I AM NOT," "My Boyfriend Is A Grandma," and last but not least "I Was Stalked By A Mysterious Box In My Bag."
They make them sensitive subjects for shock matter and clickbait but none of them are real and the channels are obvious content farms. Using sensitive subjects is how they avoid hate because if people call them out then the people who believe the stories are real will attack the person for being insensitive and disrespecting the person in the video.
My sister was a teenager when she became, unplanned (I’m putting this in because some parents do and did want children when they were teenagers etc), and is/was pregnant. Like you said in the video, teenage pregnancy isn’t something to laugh about or even just make fake stories and get money off of.
Moscow, Moscow Throw your glasses at the wall Russia is a beautiful land Ho ho ho ho ho, hey Moscow, Moscow Your spirit is so great The Devil's loose there every night Ha ha ha ha ha, hey
“I found out my watermelon is my mom” “My bed frame told me the worst thing I ever heard” “I gave birth to a kitten” “My plant forced me to get a tattoo”
I got "I'm Addicted To Video Games And Can't Do Anything About It ", "I'm afraid to come out of my house" and "I Pretended To Be With Me " Pretty much sums up my life story
These animated stories are like those gacha videos *“My mom,dad, and sister hated me and abused me so I killed them all and became the new wolf dragon cat hybrid princess”*
@Becky Longlegs, I’m a dude. When he came back, he got the power to turn into a pause button. It's a bit worthless but nonetheless, he is going to save the world with his demonization powers no matter what, it's just a matter of time.
I found some extra things -It was Jackie’s parents who suggested giving him as the payment(doctor says no) -The voice and accent sounds nothing like Jackie -they never mentioned when he worked with Bruce Lee -never mentioned that it took 12 years to pay the doctor -Jackie Chan had a forced birth
Jarvis, you should generate a title on your website, write a story based on it, and submit it to actually happened. We’ll sit and watch if it gets accepted.
@@thevideoofdiariesofagregin9517 maybe it's a canadian thing, but when i was 12 it was definitely considered normal to walk around the mall with just your friends, and no parents. of course that's not the same as being completely alone, but i was pretty much allowed freedom in that sense as long as they knew where i was and what i was doing
@@pp-nm3bk I'll see if I can find it, this was 5 months ago after all. Edit: Here it is. Obviously there is a lot of fabricated stuff in the video, but a lot of the real parts of the video comes from it. www.goalcast.com/2018/01/05/jackie-chans-life-story/
I felt terrible about it, but at 25:30 when she was like "And I just sat there, empty... well, except for my baby" I let out a laugh that startled my cats. Between the weird accent, the mood whiplash, the matter-of-fact tone... That's genuinely funny, in a really dark way.
12:25 Actually that kinda makes sense if it’s a company based in Russia. Russian is a language that does not have a “J” sound. For example, in Russian, Jenny is Дженни, which is pronounced D’zhenny. Pretty good clue we are working with a native Russian voice actor here.
Withered Bonnie it’s still spelled with a J, just pronounced with an H. So yeah, idk what your name is, but I’d still be spelled the same way, just pronounced differently
powbrick Hell no. They didn’t mention Jackie’s two friends that went to the school with him. Yeah he was beaten at the opera school but I doubt the parents were trying to get rid of him.
My great great grandfather fought with his vampire step brother 100 years ago and now I need to fight his step brother's head on his body *ACTUALLY HAPPENED*
A few of my favorite randomly generated animated story titles: “I am a geek and I hate mondays” “My phone spent 70k and I outsmarted him” “I can’t stop stealing everything from everyone” “I am depressed” “My father forced me to do their homework” “I lost my life” “I thought this hobo was a man but I am so jealous” “My secret relationship with my disabled boyfriend and I can’t read”
Storybooth: bullying,friendships ending,depression,abuse,funny stories Other animation story channels: Turns out my dog is my mom and my dad is a potato
This was a tough topic to cover because the videos are usually about really sensitive subjects, but I hope I did it justice. Thanks for supporting me everybody!
Yes
yes
@Somewhere in this mess hoi
Yes
Honestly I was actually pretty chill and didn't find things sensitive
That whole, “There are always people who will have less than you” phrase is the equivalent of one kid saying their parents horribly abused them, but then someone says “at least you _have_ parents.”
Yeahh! For real though
Absolutely. There are people who have it worse than you, but there are also people who have it better than you
Well I’m not gonna be happy because people have it better than me 😤
The emoji is for the sake of the joke!!!!!!!!
or the "there are starving children in africa so eat your vegetables" nonsense
In Israel (and probably in more places) we say:
"If you are sad, remember that there is someone in The other side of the world who's have it worse"
He's stuck in the middle of the Pacific ocean!
*My parents left me in the woods for 17 years and I got my revenge with my wizard powers*
Wow just wow
How did you kill them?
I'm going to make this fake story
Obviously it actually happened.
Sounds like a good anime XD
“I just sat there, completely empty inside...
well aside from my baby”
Sometimes they are pretty hilarious, you gotta admit
ngl that was pretty brutal
I love how the evil doctor can smile through his mask
Evilness 100
he wears a ma-
@@sberky98OH GOD
"I was normal teenage girl, now I fight evil by moonlight"
Actually happend-
Winning love by daylight
@@abhiveerbirdi9377 Never running from a real fight
Is she the one named Sailor Moon by any chance?
She's a werewolf crime fighter
Imagine your card declines at the hospital and your doctor steals your child.
Can't pay the brain surgeon so they put the tumor back in
Can't afford to pay for the leg surgery so they come in and re-break your legs
Can't afford the penis enlargement surgery so they rip it off
Can't pay for birth so they put the baby back in
Can't pay for the medicines I bought for my fever so they put covid in my nostrils and throat.
Serious issue I have with this:
There was one of these videos that was centred around the (rare) chronic illness story of a "boy" who nearly died and ended up in a coma and suffered extreme brain damage ... their video was based on the actual life of a woman (I followed) who shared her struggle on Instagram. They made money off of the suffering of a real person who wanted to encourage others to not give up their fight. She has deleted all publically known social media accounts after a post that explained the situation. It was honestly disgusting and hurt her enough to get on touch with the channel to take down the video and then take down her IG. That's just not OK.
Wow... At this point, I hope by the end of 2020, the people behind those channels are living on the streets.
This is horrible. We, the viewers, have to have some kind of recourse to signal to TH-cam that we are not okay with destructive, negligent content like this that trivializes the suffering of real people, and it shouldn't be rewarded by ad revenue. Can we get in touch with the advertisers and be like, "Do you really want your product associated with this horrible content?"
That is fuked up
A J not only are these stupid people who create these nauseous videos disgusting, they hurt people just to get money and views. THEY DONT MEAN GOOD😥
Maybe try reporting the videos :/ idk
My favorite generated title: "I Am Depressed But My Teacher Is Obsessed With Sports And Doesn't Care About Me"
Ouch, I felt that
Thought it said “Obsessed With Wii Sports”
my teacher beat matt in wii sports so i got the duos elimination in school...
The PE teacher is also the guidance counsellor? 😂
This sounds like something one of these channels would actually do
Is that real?
“I felt completely empty... except for my baby”
Speech 100
Archduke Franz Ferdinand XD
Archduke Franz Ferdinand
Like 142
Speech -100
😂💀
Speech 101
I was born and my parents hated me, so I became a seagull.
ACTUALLY HAPPENED
furry gang
@@sammysam3409
#furrylife
666 liiiiikes
whoever just liked this comment when it was at 666 likes deserves capital punishment-
"I Had A Fake Boyfriend But He Died Without Knowing It"
That gave me a stroke
Where can I watch this video?
Ok
@Erik Barsoukov same
@@thefatcat1366 dark web
14:28 the fact that the stories range from “I’m asexual” to “My mom fed me tapeworms” is hilarious
two equally shocking, crazy, unheard of things!
I'm not coming out as asexual anymore to avoid eating tapeworms...
"I'm allergic to water"
when humans are like 70% water
@@melvin-materielWater allergies exist.
@@bigawesomewatermelon9511 you can be allergic to stuff in water but not water
water is simply too small to even be recognized by the immune system, a cell is like a planet in comparison
my name is dave
and I was born at a very young age
A C T U A L L Y H A P P E N E D
Holdenkahnle i thought your name was Herbert from club penguin
@@felinefrost7023 i wish
The more you know
*Hmm, yes, the floor here is made out of floor*
DEAD 🤣
My parents never wanted me
Actually happened
--------------------
Hello my name is Heinz, this is my story about how my parent never wanted me, it all started in the day of my birth, both parents failed to show up.
This comment is so under appreciated 😂😂😂
“My name is Heinz Doofensmirtz, and I am a completely real person. My life has been rough from the start. From my parents never showing up to my birth, to fighting a platypus daily. This is my story...”
"But I later became a star! I simply created my own condiment company ... you may know it as HEINZ Ketchup!"
🎶Doofensmirtz evil incorporateeeeeeed 🎶
I choked on my fish eye
Next animated story video: *I Was Forced to Breathe Air to Survive, So I Ran Away From My House*
for real tho
Yas
And then:
*My parents made me eat food to live and I hated it.*
Some guy broke in my house so I called the police!
Life hack!
Writing a story aimed at children about a 12 year old getting pregnant as if it’s a romantic love story is disturbing as hell.
As a 20 y/o woman who was actually pregnant at 12, agreed its like their fetisizing this then exposing it to children its just gross
Agreed, I have a friend who was pregnant at 12 but got an abortion because it was for an extremely bad reason. It's disgusting.
Yeah, don’t glamorize this; this can completely ruin a kid’s life.
I've been messing with your title generator and I got "Someone Stole my Dad's Phone and it Broke My Heart"
What? She was very connected to that phone!
MY DAD'S PHONE GOT STOLEN WAAAAAAA! NOW WE CAN'T CHAT ANYMORE, WAAAAAAAAA! I'LL NEVER TALK TO HIM AGAIN NOW, WAAAA! MY BOYFRIEND BROKE UP WITH ME BECAUSE OF MY DAD'S PHONE! WAAAAA!
Now I have a girlfriend- (OK JK JK)
Today my Bestie said: "Ew! You're poor now cause your dad doesn't have a Phone, I'm Not your friend anymore."
Oh and all my friends followed.
Also, my sister punched me cuz she thought I stole it.
And my Mom joined.
(This is child abuse, help that dang Protagonist.)
Then my dad said: "I don't like you anymore cause my wife punched you."
-None of this is a true Story, I just made it Up.-
MY NAME IS ACTUALLY HAPPENED AND IF I SAY, THIS IS REAL, IT IS!
actually happened: reality can be whatever i want
I got “I’m a black albino and regretted it so much”
How does one become a *black albino* ??????
whats his website called @MostlySerendipity
wait so men don't feel pain when they cut their leg with a chainsaw? ... fascinating! You learn something new every day!
Rea84 Wait, we don’t? I’m going to check
I can confirm, i was the chainsaw
My grandma is a man too she cut her head off it just grew back in like 2 months
No that shit HURTS
Except their balls. If you chainsaw their balls, they go straight to hell.
❌ “The dog was brown.”
✅ “The aforementioned hound was a thick raw chocolate brown, it's coat ablaze with the pigment in a rich notable hue. It was vibrant enough to swoon for, and I couldn't permit myself not to.”
I’m going to use that sentence next time I need to write about a dog in English
E
iL english teachers:
No, that's too vivid and descriptive. It has to be really, really boring
True masterpiece. 👌
i have a huge suspicion that my history teacher was the girl narrator for "My Story", because they have *really* similar voices and i live in eastern europe
did you ever ask her
@@jazzmuppet9230 nope. didn't get the chance to. i can't even ask her anymore because i changed schools. also, it's a weird question to ask
These stories sounding like doofensmirtz's backstories
“This all started the day of my birth. Both of my parents have failed to show up.”
Hahahaha holy fuck yes
This is a 💯 accurate!
I was just about to comment this 😂
no, because his backstories are ironic and these are "serious"
¨My parents left me to die but i lived and became a star¨
Did you die?
*Sadly, yes, **_but i lived_*
Did you die?
Well yes, but actually no
@@giovannimacdermott3030 yeah lol its also a meme
OH MY GOD IS THAT MOTHER FRICKING BUCK (ICE AGE) REFERENCE
@@spider-man4531 yea lol
good one
My friends stormed area51 and now they are married to alien monsters!
Actually Happened
NO! NOT TRUE!!!!!!!!!! We are storming area 51 September 20th. I brought a classic nerf gun and a chainsaw. I also have some milkduds.
Katelynn Wright you’re dumb. He’s obviously a time traveler
@@wyyung7373 bro dont blow his cover
This raid is gonna be real. I'm gonna absorb the powers of the guards and then start shooting bullets out my mouth cuz I absorbed a gun too.
@@roxylalonderoblox7055 weak, you dont know that you can have a flamethrower from elon musk?
“In the state of Massachusetts it’s illegal to dance to the national anthem and that can’t be right. What if I want to shake my ass to the star spangled banner?” -Jarvis 2019
"My star spangled cheeks cant take it"
I saw this comment exactly at the same time he was saying it. What a big funny coincidence
"I just sat there feeling completely empty, except for my baby" that's how I'm going to reveal my first pregnancy!
I literally screamed when I heard this 😭 no woman would ever say that seriously lmfaooo
Everyone knows that when you’re pregnant, you become completely empty and hollow. You have no bones; only b a b y
DarkShadic 9632
*ONLY BABY*
*ONLY BABY*
*ONLY BABY*
@@DarkShadic9632 lets make a chain
ONLY BABY
ONLY BABY
ONLY BABY
@@3starsburningbright ONLY BABY
ONLY BABY
ONLY BABY
ONLY BABY
Soon it would be “I got pregnant before I was born”
theyre already there 😔 i saw one called “i saw a pregnant baby and that was something”
FBI OPEN UP
when i was borned i was 10000000 years old and dead and speaking (gone sexy gone dangerous gone bad gone deadly )
"I was born pregnant" see now that's a medical miracle
well that actually can happen
Kid: "It looked like Disneyland to me."
Did this kid only watch Mulan?
No, he just kinda thinked that
it matches the movie or ect. I can't explain.
@@willows_dreams it's a joke, I can tell by "thinked" that you don't understand
If Jackie Chan isn't in the remake of Mulan 2020 I will be mad
TautOfficial ¡ LETS GET DOWN TO WHOOSHING, HOW DID YOU NOT SEE, THE JOKE?
@@rt5hrnbfa304 yeah china is different
What I got on Jarvis’s website:
“My twin brother is my dad”
oH NO
sWEET HOME ALABAMA
The way the narrator said “Chan” when saying Jackie Chan is hilarious
“Jackie chAaAn”
Chean
"Jackie *chAn* "
I just realized that they didn't name the country he was from because he was from Hong Kong, and My Story Animated wanted Chinese ad revenue.
and also dont forget the english accent
I died, but survived
*ACTUALLY HAPPENED*
"Did you die?"
"Sadly, yes... but I survived!"
"Well yes but actually no"
My mom watches The Bachelorette and I started watching it ironically, but I’m scared I’m not watching it ironically anymore. I’m invested.
Actually happened
Ivy Aijala-Wardell wait ok why is this literally what happened to me. Like, I started watching Hannah’s season for shits and giggles, and now if I don’t see Mike as the bachelor someone’s catching hands.
Omg same but I’m there for the bachelorette
F
*YOU* *SCARED* *ME*
The thing with leaving a country because it was dangerous is actually serious. It frustrates me to think they can be on youtube. I come from Syria, where in Damascus a civil war is happening. I literally remember how a bomb once fired at our house and we had to have a plastic window to repair it. Teachers in Syria traumatised me, with making me feel as if I was their favourite, then hated me. We had to move out, which for privacy reasons I’m not gonna tell where, but the thing is, making those videos and treating them as a joke is very offensive. I had to spend a year without my mother just to move, and it hurt so much when I wanted to talk with her. I really hope youtube does something to these videos. As you said they treat serious topics as jokes, because apparently that’s what their youtube channel is based upon. I’m glad that someone realises that.
I hope now you're living a good life, pal.
@@Maefiosa i am 👍
I’m sorry to hear that. I hope your life is doing better now.
7:11
May I point out how lazy the animators are... those are all the same kid but with a slightly different nose.
Nobody:
My Story Animated: "I have glass bones and paper skin, every night I break my arms and every morning I break my legs-"
And in between, my bones get squishy.
SPOOOOOOOOOONGE BOB!!!!!!
BAHAHHAH PLEASE TELL ME YOU GOT THAT FROM DANNY
@@Justheretostalkbro Me? Yes. Yes I did.
And I became a millionaire by just selling CHOCOLATE
Bruh, the hospital sign is in Korean. In Korea healthcare is absolutely free. So the father had no reason to pay the doctor
I thought that too. The characters are the same as in it uses hangul but it doesn't make actual words
umm i don't think it's hangul, it's very clearly hanzi
Not really its just gibberish. Its not even Korean its just random squiggles to make it look like Chinese/asian language.
Yeah, that's not Korean lol
Yeah they didn't get research
My favorite generated titles were: "I Pretended To Be Fake," "My Pet Rat Disappeared And I Hate It
," "My First Date Was A Man But I AM NOT," "My Boyfriend Is A Grandma," and last but not least "I Was Stalked By A Mysterious Box In My Bag."
I got bullied so i started revolution on the American government
Komrade?
ACTUALLY HAPPENED
I wanted more tea so i started a revolution on the british government.
Oml😂😂😂😂
i do noy want anyone else to like this! 666 is perfect
"My mom ate my cookie so I murdered the whole town"
Actually Happened
Good job
My dad ate my cupcake so i got his wife pregnant
My dad took my friend so I killed him
My sister took my kitkat so I killed her boyfriend
My gf stole my best friend so I killed her entire family
They make them sensitive subjects for shock matter and clickbait but none of them are real and the channels are obvious content farms. Using sensitive subjects is how they avoid hate because if people call them out then the people who believe the stories are real will attack the person for being insensitive and disrespecting the person in the video.
Emotional manipulation at its finest 👌
@@spaghetti5914 indeed 👌
Modern problems require modern solutions
*My parents gave me my brothers leg. Little did they know they adopted him.*
That's pretty much what happened with the "I got shunned for being homophobic" video... so yeah that's a safe bet.
The best I got was:
"Someone stole my phone and it is a problem."
"I broke up with my boyfriend because of my girlfriend."
I mean the second one makes sense
@@mikeconrad1183they both make sense
Storybooth: depression, death of a loved one, rejection, homelessness etc
ACTUALLY HAPPENED: i airdropped a million kids to save world hunger
That's why Storybooth is the best
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n o i c e
See storybooth is real and actually happened is like REEEEE I DID FIFTY JUMPING JACKS TO LAUNCH MYSELF INTO THE STRATOSPHERE
StoryBooth I survived the war but we lost my sister. You don't think this story was faked?
@@itwaswinter924 As I'm sure most of Actually Happen videos are are real.
“And by ugly we mean black.”
WAIT A SECOND! I know it’s the early 20s, but it ain’t the 1920s!
Should have been *white
@@goaway6852 yea
@Pawpsi ToonZ Max it should've been Go away's mom
@JustWowNick Exactly bro, just what I was thinking
It’s the Covid-20s not the roaring 20s
"they actually animated my pingu tv" is my favorite channel do NOT come for them
D'Angelo Wallace I just watched one of your videos. What.
pingu is the best don’t @ me
Aaay sweet boy we love you
Lmao hi D’Angelo
yo i was just thinking about going to your channel next
My sister was a teenager when she became, unplanned (I’m putting this in because some parents do and did want children when they were teenagers etc), and is/was pregnant.
Like you said in the video, teenage pregnancy isn’t something to laugh about or even just make fake stories and get money off of.
No-one:
Animation channels: *reality can be whatever I want*
this format is trash, cease.
It should be illegal to use "no one" like this. It's a double negative, it doesn't even make sense.
@@inversion9651 No-One
@@Aegituber r/madlads
@@thenomoredead you are trash
She should have gotten suspicious when her Grandma used a chainsaw. Real babushkas only use an ax
Moscow, Moscow
Throw your glasses at the wall
Russia is a beautiful land
Ho ho ho ho ho, hey
Moscow, Moscow
Your spirit is so great
The Devil's loose there every night
Ha ha ha ha ha, hey
21:59
@@adamhudec1491 thats a german song
Axe*
@@abel2893 about Moscow
I got a rare infection after kissing my step cousin so now I have to hide from the government so I don’t get pregnant at 5
ACTUALLY HAPPENED
Lmao
This is the government, what is your name and where do you live? Asking for a friend.
justbarely there lol
OMG nIce SToRy bRo
I had to run away from the fbi after effing 37 men in ass cracks
Please dont take that out of context
ACTUALLY HAPPENED
"What if I wanna shake my ass to the Star Spangled banner?"
Well I guess go off queen?
"I was afraid of my piggy bank so I got pregnant at 11"
aCtUaLlY hApPeNeD
I love your profile picture
Yeah send me a link to that video...
WAIT ITS NOT REAL
I ate my arm off to escape from being grounded, and my parents never knew.
What the hell
Nugget?
@@s3okjinie lol
"Hun, is something off about Jeff?"
"He looks fine to me."
ACTUALLY HAPPENED
“I found out my watermelon is my mom”
“My bed frame told me the worst thing I ever heard”
“I gave birth to a kitten”
“My plant forced me to get a tattoo”
My randomly generated title from Jarvis’ website?
“I Was a Bad Idea”.
😳
sameee
A True story for once!
Can relate
i got "I Loved But I AM NOT"
I got "I'm Addicted To Video Games And Can't Do Anything About It
", "I'm afraid to come out of my house" and "I Pretended To Be With Me
"
Pretty much sums up my life story
They let me go to Disneyland for free because they thought *my cat was Tom Holland*
ACTUALLY HAPPENED
It's kinda even more insulting when you realize how terrible Oprahs real story is.
Rigiroony I wasn’t talking about Oprah’s life-
they thought my frog was Tom Holland’s frog in his mouth so they arrested me
*Actually Happened*
@@cocoa8649 LMAOO😂😂😂
*CLAPS*
These animated stories are like those gacha videos
*“My mom,dad, and sister hated me and abused me so I killed them all and became the new wolf dragon cat hybrid princess”*
True😂
That sounds like a fake animated story channel vid and a Gacha Life cliche.
Being part of the community I can agree
Even tho I am a gacha tuber on another acc (this is my brothers acc) I AGREE XD
gacha is scarier than actually happened
The first story reminded me of a lesson I've learned:
Your problems arent worth any less just because some people have worse problems.
*"He runs like he's in attack on titan."* I'm dead.
Same. I paused the video and continued it when I was done after 5 minutes of laughing.
So is Eren's mom 😬
I lost it
I just started laughing hysterically.
sweety29506 cue sienfeld intro
"i couldn't afford to go on vacation so i sold my parents on ebay"
Oh my gosh me too!!!
There's a ton of comments in this video like this one, but this is the only one that actually made me laugh😂
I have the right contact to make this happen
Wait but someone actually sold their life on eBay soooooo
😂😂😂
"I was denied the rank of master so i became a Sith lord and destroyed the Jedi order"
*ActUAlLy haPpEnEd.*
@Darth Vader
Omg hi
You should have been a master, my Lord.
Hi grandpa
I will finish what you started
Anakin?! I thought you were dead!!!
“What if I want to shake my ass to the star spangled banner”
🤣🤣🤣
Hello my name is Marry,I am 19 years old and 7 years ago my life changed when the fire nation attacked
@Becky Longlegs, I’m a dude.
When he came back, he got the power to turn into a pause button. It's a bit worthless but nonetheless, he is going to save the world with his demonization powers no matter what, it's just a matter of time.
I not ugly
Ants Canada reference !!!!!!!!♡♡♡♡♡♡
Mara Pellish-Maghan you know ants Canada didn’t invent the fire nation right
Mara it's from avatar.
I found some extra things
-It was Jackie’s parents who suggested giving him as the payment(doctor says no)
-The voice and accent sounds nothing like Jackie
-they never mentioned when he worked with Bruce Lee
-never mentioned that it took 12 years to pay the doctor
-Jackie Chan had a forced birth
Jeebus Pecking Christo
EXACTLY
Woah. Gg
None of these are the real voices of the characters, they hire people to read the stories
@@lily-up3jy ....
I came out as straight to cover up the fact that I'm a gay chicken nugget
*ACTUALLY HAPPENED*
Yes.
So relatable
My small intestine was devoured by my unborn fetus then my kneecaps were deleted by the moon
ACTUALLY HAPPENED
WalmartVersionEmo actually happened is a good TH-camers
Yes
every cell in my body shattered when he said "jackie chan"
jackie CHAN
"And we all got along.. until my father died."
... *Well that escalated quickly*
"And we all got along, until a jeep flew through my parents' bedroom wall and flattened everyone"
That made me laugh so hard
**GUN SHOT**
I was a high school junior wearing Men’s 13 Nikes!
PirateQueen omg ur life is so difficult
PirateQueen omg that's such an old meme but lmao
How's the weather up there?
No
@ThePonyDalek that literally has nothing to do with it
Jarvis, you should generate a title on your website, write a story based on it, and submit it to actually happened. We’ll sit and watch if it gets accepted.
^ like so jarvis sees
We should all do it
Fitmo GMC I really hope he does it! 😂
Yes please!
Yaaasss
“My parents hated my boyfriend said about my seizures at the worst possible moment “ and “ I have no friends” are my favorite titles
Can we just discuss how the "12 year old" is animated as a late teenager walking around the mall on her own?
i mean, walking the mall alone is somewhat normal (would make more sense if she was with friends) but yeahhh that animation was pretty creepy
I am 14 and my mom would never let me walk alone at any public place
she looks more like 20 smth year old
@@Aerials135 Most 12 year olds aren’t allowed to walk in a mall by themselves
@@thevideoofdiariesofagregin9517 maybe it's a canadian thing, but when i was 12 it was definitely considered normal to walk around the mall with just your friends, and no parents. of course that's not the same as being completely alone, but i was pretty much allowed freedom in that sense as long as they knew where i was and what i was doing
My mother cheated whit my best frends dad who turned out to be my long lost brother
ACTUALLY HAPPENT
*ALABAMA 100*
Engrish?
Do you speaku engrishi?
This is so random I love it
To yu spik inglish ?
My parents are really my grandparents but my mother is my cousin and my father is my cat
*ACTUALLY HAPPENED*
Alabama 366367467000000000090000690
*SWEET HOME ALLLABAMAAA*
lol mdr how is that sweet home Alabama
@@miquerido1
Dont tell me you dont get the joke. Its Alabama incest.
do you're a cousin cat hybrid?
Remember: You’re not allowed to be sad because someone somewhere has a broken leg
"My Swimsuit Got Eaten By A Cow But I Was Saved" at 16:11
Uhhh what
It's 16:11
I think they use his generator
@@AritroVlogs it's at 16:11
Omg haha
*The cow was after me, true story*
"How can we make the princess ugly? We already gave her acne."
"Lets just make her black."
"It's genius!"
Red Lego Brick, WHY?! I was walking through the comments and stepped on you. Why the frick were you sitting there?! C’mon man!
@@jisaacray
That's why you need to wear shoes while walking through the comments.
I have a confession
LEGOs don’t hurt my feet
@@letmetakeajormungandrattha8591 quit lying
The Lego brick a human's weakness to their foot.
*You can also tell it's fake instantly because. . .*
*The titles keep f**king changing*
My best randomly generated animated story name was "my 16th birthday was a terrible daughter and now my mom is mentally ill"
The Jackie Chan one was LITERALLY taken almost exactly from an existing article on Jackie, it takes a lot of sentences word for word.
Oh
Can you send me the link of it tho
@@pp-nm3bk I'll see if I can find it, this was 5 months ago after all.
Edit: Here it is. Obviously there is a lot of fabricated stuff in the video, but a lot of the real parts of the video comes from it. www.goalcast.com/2018/01/05/jackie-chans-life-story/
Lol we just gonna ignore the " My cow ate my swimsuit " Video
Veda Rovge please give me a time stamp for this
@@fondbeebboop9705 16:10
I actually wouldn't be surprised if one of my cattle actually tried to do this. Is that bad?
@@Bonuscat most likely not
Bonuscat mine would lmao
doctor: here's your beautiful baby boy
*card declines*
doctor: nvm give him back
He’s going back in!
Sorry.
LMAOOOOOO
lmaoo is that even legal😂😂
Rumpelstiltskin comes out in a nurse outfit to take the baby
Das mine
"my parents divorced but I AM NOT"
"my 16th birthday was a bad idea"
Well of course I'm not divorced I haven't even had a girlfriend
I like how they make the girl look like an anime character to show you that she's an immigrent
YaAres they also make the American an anime boy
My pet dinosaur ate my parents so I had to marry the fridge and got pregnant
aCtUaLly hAPpEnEd
peterwiggins8 IM LAUGHING SO HARD AT THIS COMMENT LMAOOOO 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Wait no, that’s not what I meant by getting a snack.
Lmaooooooooooooooooo😂😂
Random isn't funny.
OMG you to!!!!
Jarvis makes video exposing actually never happened
TH-cam: puts it on trending on number 2
TH-cam: puts actually happens on 1
Great website
Did this really happen lmao
noobmaster 69 no but they probably will lol
It totally sounds like something they would do that's so sad lmfao
noobmaster 69 actually happen*
I felt terrible about it, but at 25:30 when she was like "And I just sat there, empty... well, except for my baby" I let out a laugh that startled my cats. Between the weird accent, the mood whiplash, the matter-of-fact tone... That's genuinely funny, in a really dark way.
12:25 Actually that kinda makes sense if it’s a company based in Russia. Russian is a language that does not have a “J” sound. For example, in Russian, Jenny is Дженни, which is pronounced D’zhenny. Pretty good clue we are working with a native Russian voice actor here.
So In Russia there is no J then how would they pronounce my name
Withered Bonnie it’s the same with Spanish. In Spanish, J is pronounced as H.
Cora H so i would have 2 H’s in my name
Withered Bonnie it’s still spelled with a J, just pronounced with an H. So yeah, idk what your name is, but I’d still be spelled the same way, just pronounced differently
Cora H woah, that’s cool. thanks for the mini lesson
My parents came home late so I STOLE THE MICROWAVE!
*Actually happened.*
It’s a shame they can’t enjoy they’re pizza rolls now.
Hey yo can me give me the microwave for scrap parts
this actually sounds like something I would do
*microwawe*
Evil eevee
“What if I wanna shake my ass to the Star Spangled Banner” is gonna be my senior quote
Haha im a senior toooo
I read this as Jarvis was saying it lmao
I M P O S T E R !
I'm pretty sure Dr Doofenshmirtz's story is more believable
And his parents didn't even show up to his own birth
"Is that Jackie ChaN?"
"Jackie ChaN."
"That's not Jackie chan-"
Oh my God .
AGREED
powbrick Hell no. They didn’t mention Jackie’s two friends that went to the school with him. Yeah he was beaten at the opera school but I doubt the parents were trying to get rid of him.
@@_PuppetMaster86 woooosh
I think it was Jackie Chan-
Next second
Im ShOoKeD..
Second second
Wait, omg im big fan...
Lydia Martin do you think they’d dare to do that tho? Bc Jackie would immediately tell the whole world it’s fake bro
Reddit: *exists*
Actually Happened: *It’s free real estate.*
Especially r/totallyhappened
My dad is actually Naruto, I was adopted and my mom is The Queen of England
ACTUALLY HAPPENED
My long lost father is Orochimaru and I was adopted by Goku.
*ACTUALLY HAPPENED*
Someone stole my air and it broek my hart
*ACTUALLY HAPPENED*
*spongebob came out of my cereal box and took me on a super magic quest*
*ACTUALLY HAPPENED*
I died as a girl
*ACTUALLY HAPPENED!*
My great great grandfather fought with his vampire step brother 100 years ago and now I need to fight his step brother's head on his body
*ACTUALLY HAPPENED*
A few of my favorite randomly generated animated story titles:
“I am a geek and I hate mondays”
“My phone spent 70k and I outsmarted him”
“I can’t stop stealing everything from everyone”
“I am depressed”
“My father forced me to do their homework”
“I lost my life”
“I thought this hobo was a man but I am so jealous”
“My secret relationship with my disabled boyfriend and I can’t read”
My cow ate my swimsuit and i used the cow as a swimsuit.
ACTUALLY HAPPEND
JJBA Part 6 spoiler.
Skyrods.
*_S K Y R O D S._*
Karate Kyle
Seems lit
Storybooth: bullying,friendships ending,depression,abuse,funny stories
Other animation story channels: Turns out my dog is my mom and my dad is a potato
Omg my mom just gave birth to my dad...
I feel offended. My father is a potato.
Tom from Eddsworld be like:
'My adoptive parents sacrificed me to their real daughter''
How the hell are you still alive then?
she probably isn’t
Her: OH SH*T, HappyFace IS ONTO ME...
I watched the vid and they sacrificed her dream not her life
A Guy with a Tophat LOLLLL
Exactly, and how is the mom as old as the speaker?
17:15
*my eyes burn from that atrocious animation my god-*
i stubbed my toe, so i literally died
*ACTUALLY* *HAPPENED*
pikn hair dio
Same lmao
I would actually believe that
I got a paper cut and *I died*
But it was I, Dio!
Nobody:
My story: don’t you just hate it when you get crampled
*crampled
Crampling is the worst. Hard on the knees.
@@aciefarris1828 Ikr, don't even get me started on the head pains.
Jocelyn Hartman i read this as “creampied”
One of the randomly generated video titles was, "I am a very poor family."
They probably have MPD
I mean if even TOTAL DRAMA made an offense to that kind of people it would make sense for it to “Actually Happen”..
Lol
If your an orphan then you are a family
an owl so deep
In the generator I got *my date was a man but I stood up for myself*
I love the Jarvis vs. animated story accounts recap