Electrical puns can be quite revolting. You need a high resistance to get past them. They don't need to be current. Meter is important for good delivery. Think I'll switch off now.
Yep. Those stubbed toes really friggin hurt. Put me down damn near every time. And ive literally had a truck fall on me, a taxi drive on to my heel, a tractor drive over my foot, been hit with a sledgehammer, watched the skin on my forearms burn away. She's right - those stubbed toes hurt more!
Nah, wait for the adrenaline to face. Then you'll hear the screams. Adrenaline is a beautiful thing isn't it? Imagine if we didn't have it. Life would be so much harder
In case of traumatic injury, your suit injects a coagulant to help stop the bleeding, a relatively large dose of painkiller, and a mild hallucinogenic that will keep the reality of what happened at bay for however long is needed. Further injections if needed. You are also equipped with "Happy Pills". Command advises taking with discretion due to addictive qualities.
I like how they mixed in the pictures various Sci-Fi movies I think I see a Romney on war bird hey Imperial tie fighter there's war hammer armor and I think most of what she's wearing is from star Gate
At around 4:15 nothing is mentioned about her having five fingers and a thumb on the skeletal arm in the background picture. Aside from that, it is another poor attempt at a "badass human marine" story.
Oh, dear. The human's secret weapon has been discovered. This new story plots are a refreshing change from the humans battling the newest species trying to wipe humans out of existence. There is only one thing to consider in these type stories, the need to understand Earth and life on the planet. How can aliens understand the, "why did the chicken cross the road," joke if they don't know what a chicken is, or if they don't use the word road. Or they are unfamiliar with any other Earth references. But still, even that small problem makes for a humorous story.
Not bad but mandilbles don't need to click every 10 seconds, the MC doesn't have to 'learned to recognise' 5 times in a row, and jokes don't need to be recycled. If the pin drops once with a joke, then the 2nd time that pin can just drop without the additional explanation that is only funny once :)
I find it amazing how this channel couldn't come up with their own unique art work and instead directly ripped off Games Workshops' IP. A direct rip off of Games Workshop's Space Marine Power Armour, bolters, arvis lighters and so much more. I wonder how long before Games Workshop sends their lawyers after this channel, especially when Games Workshop has no problem sueing their very own fans for creating fan art. Hell, just look at what they did to Chapterhouse Studios and how quickly they drove that company into bankruptcy 😂
@@anthonypyritz2927 I'm 67 ys old and quite grown up thank you. I'm also fully capable of hearing foul language when needed without missing a beat. I do it all the time. But those are situations where I don't have a choice so I consider the source and move on. But that doesn't mean I willing allow that verble filth into my head when I do have a choice. And no, I don't consider myself above others, and yes, that language does exist in the world we live in. But just because so many in our world today think nothing of using such debased language doesn't make it right.
Well, it's not a bad Idea - I mean, Space Dimension Fortress Macross made it with songs, why not puns...? Ok, cute female singers are cutter than jewish stand up comedian. Dunno if that would work on insectoids though.
Some of these HFY stories are pretty cool, some are pretty stupid, some are believable and some are preposterous. Unfortunately this story belongs in the "stupid and preposterous" category.
The Galactic War Crimes Committee have deemed humans using puns qualifies as "cruel and unusual" Please file next to Vogon poetry.
Is that a Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy reference?!
@@Absolute_Solved Yes.
@@hua_man perfect... a rare gem indeed
Like that would stop us.
It's never a war crime the first time!
This one was the funniest I've heard. I couldn't stop imagining the entire battlefield pausing a moment to groan at her jokes lol
So many puns 😂😂 awesome . Someone give that girl a hand.
"You have been promoted to the rank of Sargent-at-Arms."
How did you miss that one?!?
pulling my leg
@@rembrandtshadows 😁Yer epic!
I guess humor is our secret weapon. Laughter is our àenesthetic. I love the puns.
Electrical puns can be quite revolting. You need a high resistance to get past them. They don't need to be current. Meter is important for good delivery. Think I'll switch off now.
"Tis but a scratch!"
What an incredible story, thank you! The reference to Monty Python was epic. Perhaps Princess Bride next?
Human battlefield humour is what helps us stay sane. we laugh so we dont cry.
This is the best story I have listened to yet. None of the cliche "and life will never be the same" or "they will face whatever happenes together".
Great story! Great reading voice! 😅🤍
You had me at Monty Python....
This was hilarious.... She was nuts😂😂😂😂
5:16 everything is warhammer and then there is a FUCKING TIE FIGHTER IN THE CORNNER, made me giggle
now i can´t unsee it, thank you.
@@oliverkorner1716 your welcome
Stupid AI “art”…
Don't forget one of the space marines have the faceplate of a stormtrooper in the picture with the tie fighter
Yep. Those stubbed toes really friggin hurt. Put me down damn near every time. And ive literally had a truck fall on me, a taxi drive on to my heel, a tractor drive over my foot, been hit with a sledgehammer, watched the skin on my forearms burn away. She's right - those stubbed toes hurt more!
""This but a Scratch."
A scratch? Your arm’s off!
@@Joe-ik1ph"No it's not! It's just a flesh wound."
❤
@@bjbear5202
" i've had worse "
So she was partially disarmed? Her attitude suggests shock. In an hour she’d be a basket case.
pussy, would only happen to people like yourself...
Death by dad jokes 😂😂
aspirin is exactly the worst/wrong medication in this case😅
I think aspirin is a blanket name now. It's code for, got some good shit for the pain? LOL
Aloe Vera topical and alcohol internal.
Aspirin thins the blood making blood loss greater.
Figuring that aspirin is a blood thinner as well,…. Yeah, bad choice for pain medication.
Vicious mockery for the win!😂😂
It's just a flesh wound between humming another one bites the dust
Nah, wait for the adrenaline to face. Then you'll hear the screams. Adrenaline is a beautiful thing isn't it? Imagine if we didn't have it. Life would be so much harder
My personal favorite thins to say, “Adrenaline is a hell of a drug.”
*sings* Major Tom to Ground Control...
8:35
Her arm grew back 😮
🤣 Totally brilliant! Lol. I like this character, Jess! Lol.
The spaceship in the background reminds me of Independence Day.
I am surprised the A.I. author didn't "elbow" one more pun in. 😜
*budum tsss*
@@RagedRhyme 🙂
LOL. The combination of endorphin and the military motto of 'never show the pain'.
Thus proving that human are insane.
These stories are more entertaining if all humans are not Clark Kent.
I'm fucking dying over here... That shit was punny!
8:56 That was a good one!👍
31:48 This one too
She was now on the hunt for an...arms dealer. :D
Jess with the dad jokes...
“Armed and dangerous puns”
Jess sounds like my kind of woman 😂
Love the space marine armor in the intro lol😂😂
I wish the AI artist would make up their mind which arm Martinez is missing and how much.
That is the illustrator.
she HAD to have grown up on a farm.. them farm boys and gals are just built different...
That would help explain a few things
How much space-meth did she take before the mission began?
In case of traumatic injury, your suit injects a coagulant to help stop the bleeding, a relatively large dose of painkiller, and a mild hallucinogenic that will keep the reality of what happened at bay for however long is needed. Further injections if needed. You are also equipped with "Happy Pills". Command advises taking with discretion due to addictive qualities.
@@ImFrelledmight explain why I haven’t been given any 😂
Those jokes were so awful that they were funny as hell😂😂
Almost makes you wonder if she was a dad in a past life 😂
(Spoken with a Southern US drawl) "I'm Sgt Jess Martinez, fastest punslinger in the west"
I laughed so hard this is a good one I loved it
Funny story and I like how she use jokes about her arm.
Three headed aliens cracking jokes is actually pretty scary.
Good. Certainly not same-old same-old. Funny, really.
This is definitely based on Aussie behaviour.
That was arm bending hilarity.
Tis but a flesh wound 😂😂😂.
O my god this one was grate and funny
I like how they mixed in the pictures various Sci-Fi movies I think I see a Romney on war bird hey Imperial tie fighter there's war hammer armor and I think most of what she's wearing is from star Gate
I loved it ❤❤❤❤😂😂😂😂
37:41 So, Martinez lost her other arm too?
looking at the picture there, seems the Salamander's from Warhammer 40K paid a visit....
this is gold xD
How can I tell what stories are in order ? love these stories but I would like to know which one started the series ?
Is this the same Jessica Martinez who defeated an alien war machine in a recent story or did the AI (ChatGPT?) just reuse the same name again??
HRAT, Human Resources and Training
Female Astartes, OMG. Out of all things, you chose Space Marine from Warhammer 40K as a cameo.
did the a.i. mix space marines with storm troopers?! oh god that;s funny. XD
An intergalactic board in inquiry would have to be called just for the terrible puns. just hanging out there...
At around 4:15 nothing is mentioned about her having five fingers and a thumb on the skeletal arm in the background picture. Aside from that, it is another poor attempt at a "badass human marine" story.
Zeeks Blorblax gets around.
Blood for the blood God.
Tough crowd.
I'm not getting the HRAT reference, can anyone explain?
So, she looses an arm and her body does not go into shock. I get this is syfi but came on.
Must have been given the REALLY good stuff
Must be British Armed Forces
Why is she in imperial adeptus astartes like armor?
Whoop Whoop homies Smokem if you gottem 🧖🏼♂️ 😶🌫️ 🙏🏻
✌🏻 🐵 ✌🏻
5:12 So I’m seeing a buncha Warhammer references then I look up to my left and see a Star Wars TIE Fighter. This AI stuff is so weird.
please tell me that was a monty python joke, please
just got to the part where they say monty python nvm
@@amyrogers-nl7gunow they just gotta watch out for criminal rabbits
@@Allantitan it can jump about this far- LOOK AT THE BONES -Tim The Enchanter
Hahaha, I want a wife like Jessica
Oh, dear. The human's secret weapon has been discovered.
This new story plots are a refreshing change from the humans battling the newest species trying to wipe humans out of existence.
There is only one thing to consider in these type stories, the need to understand Earth and life on the planet. How can aliens understand the, "why did the chicken cross the road," joke if they don't know what a chicken is, or if they don't use the word road. Or they are unfamiliar with any other Earth references. But still, even that small problem makes for a humorous story.
the worst part is that even though this is a blatant imitation of what is fiction made by an AI, I can see humans doing exactly that and more
hilarious though
It look to me that she is sky high on some pain killer. Got to be that morphine.
Should have named the MC Yang.
👍 Agreed 👍💯
LOL, this is a good one! Serious, but at same time, totally hilarious! 🤪🤣
the puns where great kinda sad alians couldent get a hand on it. lmao.
Only 73 puns
Cuisine Marines?
Kissing Marines? :D
Kissing Medic?
@@rhondatrout1360hey the medic needs to know that their greatly appreciated
Huh. Wait untill they hear the Killing Joke 😀
Not bad but mandilbles don't need to click every 10 seconds, the MC doesn't have to 'learned to recognise' 5 times in a row, and jokes don't need to be recycled. If the pin drops once with a joke, then the 2nd time that pin can just drop without the additional explanation that is only funny once :)
All I hear is Peter dinkledge.
Sure, listen to it. ... It's funny and weird.
She would have bled out by the time she started to apply a tourniquet.
Not from an energy weapon. They generate high heat that can cauterize the wound even as it removes the limb.
Star Wars and Warhammer 4:45
Fun story, horrible captions.
One Monty Python reference too many...
Hrat?
Pretty good story but seriously, drop the puns. They do not improve the story in any way.
The Warhammer 40K Space marine doesn't match the story!
I find it amazing how this channel couldn't come up with their own unique art work and instead directly ripped off Games Workshops' IP. A direct rip off of Games Workshop's Space Marine Power Armour, bolters, arvis lighters and so much more. I wonder how long before Games Workshop sends their lawyers after this channel, especially when Games Workshop has no problem sueing their very own fans for creating fan art. Hell, just look at what they did to Chapterhouse Studios and how quickly they drove that company into bankruptcy 😂
Weaponized cringe, must be awful to get a headache with three heads.
At least she's not reciting Vogon poetry
Funny funny ai or not a good laugh.
For shameless ai slop this was pretty funny probably stolen instead of ai
Get a better AI to read it or do it yourself so many messed up words in under the first minute.
Story sounded really interesting but thumb down for the foul "F" word language.
Grow up
@@anthonypyritz2927 I'm 67 ys old and quite grown up thank you. I'm also fully capable of hearing foul language when needed without missing a beat. I do it all the time. But those are situations where I don't have a choice so I consider the source and move on. But that doesn't mean I willing allow that verble filth into my head when I do have a choice. And no, I don't consider myself above others, and yes, that language does exist in the world we live in. But just because so many in our world today think nothing of using such debased language doesn't make it right.
I couldn't listen to the whole thing. And the speech to text really sucked.
Well, it's not a bad Idea - I mean, Space Dimension Fortress Macross made it with songs, why not puns...?
Ok, cute female singers are cutter than jewish stand up comedian. Dunno if that would work on insectoids though.
Some of these HFY stories are pretty cool, some are pretty stupid, some are believable and some are preposterous. Unfortunately this story belongs in the "stupid and preposterous" category.
Took a good story and ruined it with subtitles! And a crappy AI! And you leaned to heavy on the one arm jokes.
That's kinda the joke