What? We domesticated cats? When exactly did that happen? As far as I know they do as they please and look right at you as they sweep all the glass on the table to the floor. Then expect you to feed them.
K im being the partypooper but im pretty sure we domesticated modern cats cuz they took care of rats that were taking our food 10.000 years ago, and we rewarded them with food, so they stayed.
The Connecticut Cat Catastrophe. Great stuff. Haha. Evalution decided that normal was for planets just not trying hard enough. Dang. This is the good stuff here. Well done. I love the fun stories on this channel.
Poor Blorp I feel so sorry for him/it in ALL the stories In one of Terry Pratchetts - DiscWorld books - there is a wizard whose powers are so great - while he is still a young boy - he creats a beautiful world in a spacial "marble" and when he realizes the DiscWorld is too fragile for him - he enters his special 'marble universe' and pulls the door shut ..... I can see Blorp doing this eventually
Seriously reminds me of the creative wording of Enlisted Performance Reports (EPR). One of the ones that stuck with me was “assisted the state of Hawaii and federal wildlife management agencies in the eradication of non native species.” Me: WTF? Him: remember when we went goat hunting? Me: Yea. Him: Goats are not a native species to Hawaii. You up for some wild pig hunting?”
These so called advanced aliens must be on some serious weak stuff if something like a cat would make them crap bricks. There ancestors must be laughing there butts of at this.
There was this story where humans were part of a confederacy and were the only ones who didn't remove large animals and other predators, as it turns out humanity was the only thing keeping the confederacy away from extinction as we were the only ones used to everything trying to kill us
Now they should’ve seen prehistoric animals like Cenozoic mammals like sabertooth and wooly mammoth or Mesozoic life like dinosaurs and other animals living in that period like sauropods and raptors,or even Permian,Cambrian wildlife. (And etc before and after.)
LOL. Not Everything can kill you in Australia. Most of it WANTS to, it's just not all big enough. Some of our mythological creatures from the Dreaming are perhaps a bit worrying Mate. The Yowie for example. LOL Or look up the Irukandji, Note the Pain to Size ratio and Stealth systems on that Marine unit. Or the Gympi Gympi or the Gidgee Gidgee. Enjoy your next trip here
To think the in the like 40 second mark you have the writing say a cat defies the laws of physics by accelerating too fast how does that work they are a basis on a understanding of physics for us how they can land on their feet while being turned upside down that is a function of physics we learned from that them stretching their bodies out helps them turn around
Seriously, australia is not some kind of "nature gone insane" scenario. It's just an ecosystem that has been rather isolated from the rest of the world for a rather long time which resulted in the obvious. Species with unique adaptations that are not scene in the rest of the world. The only reason australia is considered so dangerous (for non-australians) is the factor of unfamiliarity.
This entire video is very frustrating for me just because of how stupid the species are and then they just appear to be unathletic from what it sounds like just catastrophically un athletic
Natural evolution without adult supervision. As an Australian, I agree with this designation.
😂😂How are you alive to post this comment from that continent? 😂😂😂 You people are built DIFFERENT😂😂😂😂
We did extinct some stuff 😂
Yes the megafauna is now gone, now we just deal with the spiders, snakes, and kangaroos (red kangaroos can seriously harm people)
@@shanedjspeedanthony the Brits knew what they were doing sending the baddest and toughest bastards there
@@antyrak7905 Ro concor new land, ya gotta send the right blokes :D
Take them on a camping trip, that ought to get the juices flowing!!!!
The aliens would fear ticks and insects
Oh noooo 😂
Have them meet Bigfoot!
What? We domesticated cats? When exactly did that happen?
As far as I know they do as they please and look right at you as they sweep all the glass on the table to the floor.
Then expect you to feed them.
They domesticated us
exactly! They domesticated us. They trained us to like them, while being absolute A**hats! 😂🎉
K im being the partypooper but im pretty sure we domesticated modern cats cuz they took care of rats that were taking our food 10.000 years ago, and we rewarded them with food, so they stayed.
@@erocitrico4326... ever had something going right over your head or are your reflexes too quick? 😅😬
The Connecticut Cat Catastrophe. Great stuff. Haha. Evalution decided that normal was for planets just not trying hard enough. Dang. This is the good stuff here. Well done. I love the fun stories on this channel.
Nature's Middle Finger: The Honey Badger Story.... yep, that checks out.
Also, Honey Badger vs Wolverine vs The Wolverine(pre-adamantium), who wins.
The audience, provided they are watching from a safe distance.
Grizzly bear vs wolverine would be a pretty good show. Or a wolverine vs a pack of wolves.
They should probably warn the aliens about funnel web spiders, brown snakes and taipans.
@@samueladams1775Wolverine has a good chance if it gets a hold of the grizzlies neck, a wolverine did kill a polar bear this way
what if.... Honey Badger + adamantium?
Australia where evolution took a bunch of drugs and decided to fuck around for fun
😂Worst part is, all these weapon statistical reference are quiet accurate 😂😂😂
Not the cat being called defying physics I'm very mad about that one
Poor Blorp I feel so sorry for him/it in ALL the stories In one of Terry Pratchetts - DiscWorld books - there is a wizard whose powers are so great - while he is still a young boy - he creats a beautiful world in a spacial "marble" and when he realizes the DiscWorld is too fragile for him - he enters his special 'marble universe' and pulls the door shut ..... I can see Blorp doing this eventually
Great book.
I am LOL on this story. These aliens are out of touch and I feel for Dr Flynn.
Now show them the actual threats. Like spiders, snakes, and worst of all koalas
Introduce them to Canada. The cobra chickens will keep them away indefinitely.
Drop bears.
We got labeled a Deathworld from Squirrel and Cats... I'd imagine Spooders n Koalas would get us set to be a Quarrantined HellWorld
Maybe Dinosaur
Naw, show them the herpes monkeys in Florida lol
"It's a weapon of mass destruction!"
"It's a pigeon."
Imagine if they showed the aliens dinosaurs
Absolutely hilarious story thank you. 😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤❤❤🐾🐾🐾
Honey Badger becomes the new mascot of theme parks, replacing the mouse..... I somehow approve of this.
Seriously reminds me of the creative wording of Enlisted Performance Reports (EPR).
One of the ones that stuck with me was “assisted the state of Hawaii and federal wildlife management agencies in the eradication of non native species.”
Me: WTF?
Him: remember when we went goat hunting?
Me: Yea.
Him: Goats are not a native species to Hawaii.
You up for some wild pig hunting?”
Aliens hearing about our wildlife and fearing the *fvck* out is something I will never get over.
a few more such visits and the planet will run out of aspirin!...
This was delightful!
Ironically, being exceedingly agro the cassowary was probably actually calculating multiple attack vectors. They generally do attack on sight😅
As soon as I heard Australian I knew they would be mortified.
They should see the escape artists called the Octopus! Skunks with their chemical warfare! LOL
OMG! I love this!
The stuffed animal market must have become the biggest sales office!
Australia, a place where evolution took a bunch of caffeine and decided to experiment. Sounds about right.
These so called advanced aliens must be on some serious weak stuff if something like a cat would make them crap bricks.
There ancestors must be laughing there butts of at this.
I like to imagine that after so many millennia of evolution relying on tech they basically forgot what actual predators look like
There was this story where humans were part of a confederacy and were the only ones who didn't remove large animals and other predators, as it turns out humanity was the only thing keeping the confederacy away from extinction as we were the only ones used to everything trying to kill us
Funny. 🤣 looking forward to when they see the real nasty ones croc, hippos, snakes, lion etc etc
lol they did see thr lions playing with a cardboard box but the aliens mistaken it for advance armor
30:34 "...made them evolve anxiety glands..."
come on! I love cats!💖🐅🐅 they make perfect pets and they're so cute and cuddly!🐈🐈🐈🐅🐅🐆🐆💖
Honey badgers are war weasels convince me otherwise oh my shit that was amazing a honey badger terrorizing aliens sounds right with golf ball! Amazin!
Now they should’ve seen prehistoric animals like Cenozoic mammals like sabertooth and wooly mammoth or Mesozoic life like dinosaurs and other animals living in that period like sauropods and raptors,or even Permian,Cambrian wildlife. (And etc before and after.)
I would like to think that there should be some aliens that comes out like platypus where they are oddly meshed
This is the funniest story I've heard so far 🤣😂🤣
Send them a link to Ze Frank!😂
I can feel Doctor Flynn's Frustrations...
Tactical Wombat should be a T-shirt
LOL. Not Everything can kill you in Australia. Most of it WANTS to, it's just not all big enough. Some of our mythological creatures from the Dreaming are perhaps a bit worrying Mate. The Yowie for example. LOL Or look up the Irukandji, Note the Pain to Size ratio and Stealth systems on that Marine unit. Or the Gympi Gympi or the Gidgee Gidgee. Enjoy your next trip here
Aliens attack send in the poodles 🐩 an baby puppy's
And to think they didn't even get to things like tigers, lion prides, wolf packs and Great White sharks.
Someone should turn them into movie
Tell them about the cookie cutter shark. Or the swordfish, stingrays, greatwhite sharks, orcas, huntsman spiders, Siberian Tigers, moose, polar bears sperm whales, narwhal, walrus kiwi (egg:bird ratio) rhinos...
To think the in the like 40 second mark you have the writing say a cat defies the laws of physics by accelerating too fast how does that work they are a basis on a understanding of physics for us how they can land on their feet while being turned upside down that is a function of physics we learned from that them stretching their bodies out helps them turn around
Snakes? What about all the different snake species that aliens could meet? Hehe
Seriously, australia is not some kind of "nature gone insane" scenario. It's just an ecosystem that has been rather isolated from the rest of the world for a rather long time which resulted in the obvious. Species with unique adaptations that are not scene in the rest of the world. The only reason australia is considered so dangerous (for non-australians) is the factor of unfamiliarity.
Rofl
Dont tell dem about the megledon
Introduce them to a 2 year old.
The aliens are stupid
This entire video is very frustrating for me just because of how stupid the species are and then they just appear to be unathletic from what it sounds like just catastrophically un athletic
A.I. sucks! Repetitive and anticlimactic