Shovelware Variety Hour: Round Three - Scott The Woz
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 27 พ.ค. 2024
- Scott really hates birds.
Twitter: / scottthewoz
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Music Used:
"Breakout" from 3D Dot Game Heroes
"Main Theme (July 2014)" from Nintendo eShop (Wii U)
"Charge!" from Wii Play
"Hungry Land" from Chocobo Racing
"Jump Park" from Wii Play Motion
"BGM 06" from The Adventures of Bayou Billy
"Moo Moo Farm" from Mario Kart 64
"Main Theme" from Ninjabread Man ( • Main Theme - Ninjabrea... )
"Title Theme" from Super Mario Maker
"Canada" from Excite Truck
"Main Theme" from Paperboy (NES)
"Pirates" from The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker
"Style Savvy: Trendsetters" from Super Smash Bros. Ultimate
"Obstacle Course" from Wii Fit Plus
"Minigame" from The Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Worlds
"Multiplayer 5" from GoldenEye 007 (N64)
"Buoy Base (Underwater)" from Super Mario Galaxy
"Billiards" from Wii Play
"Main Menu" from Super Monkey Ball: Banana Blitz HD
"The Haunted Shrine" from Pocky & Rocky
"Ghost Town" from Sonic Forces
"World Circuit" from Punch-Out!! (Wii)
"Main Menu" from WarioWare Gold
"Main Theme" from Wii Sports Club
"Main Theme (Holidays 2015)" from Nintendo eShop (Wii U)
"Bob-omb Battlefield" from Super Mario 64 - เกม
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Everyone: Cyberpunk
Scott: Wii hunting games
I mean, it’s less buggy
Everyone: that bought CyberPunk....
Are: shovelware buyers!
Scott: GROUSE?
This is why Scott is a GOD. Instead of jumping on the overhyped and buggy bandwagon, he returns to the past, where Genocide against chickens was apparently OK.
@Manek Iridius Duke Nukem Forever was delayed for 13 years. I feel like no amount of time would fix this
“Why can’t I get a quality game where I can kick a bird’s ass?”
Ever played windwaker?
Having terrible flashbacks in the Forsaken Fortress...
😂 okay that’s brilliant
Dino Crisis 2
or skyrim
But does it have grouse?
“GROUSE!?” is my new favorite Scott catchphrase
I quite liked "cocking motion"
Time?
@@justadudeee 2:04
@@justadudeee o yea and also 4:46
@@pastaroni8683 thank
What if you wanted to go to heaven, but god said “Grouse!?”
I would not know how to comment on that. Probably be confused
That's better than heaven.
I hand them a copy of Ultimate Duck Hunting for Wii to prove that I've hunted all the Grouse.
"Enter party name"
"Libertarian"
absolute gold
His girl’s name was Celery.
Based
@@E3kHatena gotta be as inoffensive as possible, and I’d say celery is just that lol
@BAXTER MADORE oh my god I get the double pun now
@@sentientarugula2884 Oh my god, you’re right
Birds have been real quiet since this dropped.
I guess Scott got tired of waiting for a good game in the chicken shooting genre.
Our cover's blown!
they're definitely giving us the silent treatment
Imagine thinking birds were real
They dropped too
23:12 i love how the only words I can coherently hear is "and green is sexy!"
@Xenovia the anarchy loli what
“I selected French as my language...”
*selects Spanish*
Ah, that explains why he couldn't read it.
hola
I'm pretty sure that was a joke since later on he reads French and calls it Spanish
"spanish spanish!"
Picks french
I'm pretty sure that was the joke
The AVGN has LJN, Caddicarus has Phoenix Games, and Scott the Woz has Data Design.
Dude, how did we think of the EXACT same thing to comment?!?
Tennings has Blast Games.
DankPods has CRAIG
Wtf is all this gibberish?
@@technimechanical Huh?
"Uh oh why is mercury meltdown in this video
?"
...
"Okay whew he liked it."
I was thinking the same thing. I remember playing that game when I was younger and I had plenty of fun with it.
Same, this game is great. XD
Same. I got it again recently and it’s just as good as I remember.
I bought it not too long ago to relive the memories.
I used to play Ocean Commander on the PC when i was like 8 years old. I remember it to be pretty decent.
The people at Scott's local game store must go "what weird shit this time" when he enters
I saw Calvin Tucker and the Fuckbusters open for Primus a few years ago. Solid set.
Ok
Their early work is good but im not a fan of their new stuff
Thats perfect
"GROUSE!?"
-ScottTheWoz 2020
Therussianbadger anyone?
@@presfullreacts who?
remember that this was the time when Nintendo wasn't allowing indie games on their platforms because they were too low quality
@@john-yc2lu They also weren't allowing big AAA games from other countries to be localized on North American Wii consoles. (coughs) Fatal Frame (coughs)
@@john-yc2lu a m o n g u s
*Meme Run*
Considering the NES library I don’t believe you.
@@CTGReviews among us isn’t low quality, it’s just the community is really bad
Whenever he says ‘Calvin Tucker’ he suddenly has an accent
He’s really showing his Ohio origins.
@@jonathanwilson7949 It's not like he hides it.
Newsflash everyone in the world has an accent, all the time.
@@PatrickTCAPIreland exactly. There’s no way to speak and not have an accent.
@@namingisdifficult408 acting?
Scott's rant about how the Green M&M is sexy hits different now that they've de-sexified the M&Ms
Fun fact: The green M&M is trans.
She *literally* got her nuts removed.
@@rebeccadoyle600 i support her
They what? What’s that mean?
They removed her high heels is all. She wears sneakers now.
@@shadow_yato wow, that’s it? “De-sexified” is an overstatement
Scott Facts:
Scott owns at least two copies of Ultimate Duck Hunting.
Nah, he's got a copy of Ultimate Duck Hunt *and* Ultimate Duck Hunt. :)
20 of Sackboy's Big Adventure and a thousand Fling Smashes.
@@conic2721 To this day, he is the only known fan of Fling Smash.
@@plazmasyt I will actually try to find a rom of it and pray to my PC survive.
I just had 2 heart attacks.
This video is already WAY too intense for me Scott almost died I'm gonna have to come back next Sunday guys
The man appears again.
STOP BEING EVERYWHERE for real do you wanna end up like Ernie the Robot.
Hey Chris how's it going?
As always 👍
All right then moon, see ya next Monday or Sunday, or maybe somewhere else this week!
“GROUSE!!”- best Scottthewoz quote 2020
I don't know, I'm really wanting to purchase the "F*ck chickens" shirt. Maybe a "F*ck Grouse" shirt? (Opens Wallet)
I remember Mercury Meltdown, originally on PS2, I was managing a game store back then and I sold a LOT of copies because the game was actually really good
I remember playing Mercury Meltdown a ton on my PSP, good times.
yeah i had it on my wii but lost it
I remember the PSP game and loved it. I even bought the wii game and played it to heck. I wish they continued the series, it was a legitimately good and interesting ball puzzle game.
Why is he counting it as shovelware when it's an actual good game
@@DirectorOfChaos9292 it looked like shovelware
"The Wii may have had a lust for blood but it also had a list for bloodlines"
We don't deserve this kind of clever
"I don't speak Spanish so I can't say if it is French or not"
-Scott the Was
was
Scott was what?
@@john-yc2lu woosh
Well he disappeared in the end.
So yeah...
He defiantly was.
@@Edgelite306 Are you the only one who watched the whole video and got the joke
"The ducks right there just STEP on it"
"The ducks right there just SPIT on it"
It's evolving, just backwards
"The ducks right there just STARE at it"
"The duck's right there, just BREATHE on it!"
@@ITDBruins "The ducks right there just ACKNOWLEDGE it"
"The ducks right there just STAND next to it."
Word of the day: Devolving.
2:29 Scott did you buy an entire airsoft gun for a 1 second bit.
update, he used it for another 1 second bit so its ok
-Are you sure it's airsoft? Also is it Bushmaster AR?-
Nevermind I got the full pic later in the video.
The way Scott says "GROUSE?!" always cracks me up.
what is a grouse
@@speedytuurt7406 better than chickens
@@tnkl_4254 ok but what are grouses
@@speedytuurt7406 some bird that Is similar to a quail I think
Sh*t, they got grouses in this game???
Its crazy how Scott can make 2 of the highest quality TH-cam trilogies and still be a virgin
Men are more productive when sex ain't on the mind, he's ahead of the game
He owns Donkey Kong Barrel Blast, he's disqualified from being a virgin. Try as he might to be recertified.
And one of the greatest quintologies.
@@ariamentio WiiWare chronicles was better than any Netflix original
19:10 People dont talk enough about this part where Scott just goes offrail about spray and talk about him shitting his pants
Honestly my favorite part of the video
Truly, the George Wood of the modern day.
15:59 "Who knows, it might actually be good!"
"It was actually good wtf"
*top ten anime twists*
Scott mistaking Spanish for French and then later on French for Spanish is the sort of subtle humor I appreciate.
Yes
@@satirao2648 no
@Reuniclus no
The continuation of a masterpiece
A Turtle approved this masterpiece.
A douchebag has approved this masterpiece
(I know im so orignal)
Truly
A Trilogy
11:56 I love the touch of him trying to get to the Wii Menu even before the minigame loaded
And then the Wii promptly died
14:59 This feels like an ending for a Scott the Woz video
24:18
It really does. Almost feels like this video was meant to be a 2 parter.
@TheGoatOne positive, it’s not like I don’t like the joke or how out of place it is, just feels off
Alternate title: “Scott reviews hunting games for 5 minutes and then does something else I don’t know, all I cared about was the hunting games - Scott The Woz”
and racing, apparently.
I got so confused because I thought you were me
@@canofsoda Why is your comment 50 minutes ago and the video was uploaded 30 minutes ago. Weird.
@@canofsoda my brother
@@chillyisasleep7791 yes indeed
Can't wait for Shovelware: Switch edition. People need to know the horrors of Bouncy Bob
Yeah, round 4 should be about 50% wii and then some stuff for other consoles (ps2, switch, ps4, 90% of acclaim’s stuff)
@@Augustp08 What? He can easily do another trilogy with the amount of shovelware on PS2.
@@danielr.7062 same with the wii tho
Bro I friggen love bouncy bob
Mobile games are where the shovel ware is at.
Fun fact: most jokes about pheasants forever were adapted versions of jokes from Scott Sam and Eric's playthrough of pheasants forever including: the grouse line, calling Owen field a porn star name and calling domino's over the horrible error of having no save state
Just shouting "GROUSE!"?
@@Chaos89P yep, it was an Eric line, quite predictably
How do you know this
@@mario7752 their playthrough was uploaded on Scotts second channel called Scott's Stash. I actually prefer the let's plays to Scotts normal content
The sheer abundance of Grouse makes this an instant classic.
GROUSE?!
23:09 I swear I can hear Scott in the background say “the green M&M is sexy”
I was about to comment the same thing XD
You can barely hear it
He's saying "im just saying green is sexy."
I only hear sexy.
😳
Google is gonna experience a lot of traffic for “grouse” after this video
GROUSE?!
But i use DuckDuckGo.
@@mmcplus1947 you use Google, I know it, you're on youtube
What about GrouseGrouseGo
As someone who raised one with my bare hands, I approve of changing goose to grouse in the dictionary, and you can vouch for that
"The duck is right there, JUST STEP ON IT" I dont know why i laughed so hard.
14:31 I'm so happy that someone else knows that Thrillville exists, that game is pure nostalgia
Yeah
"You ever need a cigarette after reading a paragraph?" - My tombstone
Depends. Was it in the dead people part of the newspaper, or the funny pages?
Rewound and laughed hard at that.
him yelling "grouse!?" made me laugh harder than should be allowed
Same here. I actually rewinded just to see it again.
8:58 FRENCHSCOTT had me rolling.
17:18 the Spanish joke cracked me up so hard
"You can murder me, as long as you're creative about it."
I'm assuming Scott loves the Saw movies.
Perfection
Jigsaw would hate this comment.
Jigsaw: I want to play a game.
Scott: Have I got a game for you!! Ever heard of chicken shoot???
Scott would be in a saw trap because of the amount of shovel ware he’s played
If this is the shovelware allowed I can’t imagine what they didn’t let through
“You can murder me as long as you’re creative with it”
Well my plans are ruined unless you guys can come up with something creative
Poison his m&ms
Put brown paint into his coffee
Grab a box of potstickers and tie scott to a pole and stuff them full of engine oil and forcefeed
Make him play bad games aka chibi robo ziplash till he starves to death
Make him play a saw video game. Boom bored to death
3:00 that made me laugh so hard
God I wanna kill that duck
I don’t know if many people feel the same but this video is Scott’s magnum opus for me…
I GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE!!!
Yeah. This is probably my favorite Scott video, so many funny jokes
it is definitely the best of the shovelware variety trilogy
borderline forever!?!??!
“Why can’t I get a quality game where I can kick a bird’s ass?”
Scott, we keep telling you: PLAY POKEMON
@@XolnyxiaJust in general. And I don't mean the overall game. Just the bits where you kick bird ass.
@@Xolnyxia The gen with the most birds.
Gen 5.
@@Xolnyxia not generation 8, generation 7 was decent, i guess generation 5 was good as a pokemon game but i was never excited by the story or characters and their interactions, and i havent played any other pokemon games completely
Are those specifically made for people to abuse specifically birds in?
24:17 They took Scott, can't have shit in Detroit 😤
thats what he gets for being in ohio :^)
@@sorsu oh*o 🤢
@@justadudeee Ohio with Proudness
He actually went to Brazil
Hey all here
I love how Scott treats language selection as the worst thing ever
As an American, I couldn't agree more.
"You can murder me as long as you're creative about it." Ok Koro-Sensei
I guess no more Scott videos 😔
@Jacob Brown Because he disappeared
@Jacob Brown watch the entire video
Rip Scott
Scott is kill
No
Well he is going downhill... so yer soon probs no more scott
23:12 "The green m&m is sexy"
-Scott Wozniak
YOOOOO, Mercury melt down revolution is the shit! My little sister bought it at a Costco for like $10 new so i knew it would be an awful game but then one night i had a sleep over with some friends and we cracked it out and my god it was so good we played it all night. Love that game.
The Ultimate Duck Hunting™ opening "jingle" happening twice in 30 seconds had me in stitches thanks
“I never trust a person who gets enjoyment out of shovelware...”
*”but damn it I enjoyed carnival mini golf”*
I enjoyed Build n Race lol
Carnival mini golf was actually really good.
That game was legitimately great.
Looks like Scott is no longer a credible source.
He removed his own shower curtain
"whoever bought shovel-were should disappear"
Has anyone seen my grandma?
Grandma died because of shovel-ware
7:26
Data design is like Scott’s LJN or Phoenix games.
Context I watch Avgn + caddicarus.
Me too
"The Wii may have had a lust for blood but it also had a lust for bloodlines."
Very underrated Scott quip.
The primary audience Nintendo wanted was obviously people wanting to kill chickens on the Wii
They were really trying to win over Peter Griffin.
Here’s how they get you: shovelwear with a next gen ray tracing update
Goonya Fighter: JigglyHaptic Edition
19:20 i mean it’s right at the same level as pleading IBS (irritable bowel syndrome) so you might be able to skip some tickets
5:43 I love the pause so much.
“Get yer redneck on”
I can't believe Scott is literally gone now, I'm crying.
He'll be back.
He’s been summoned to the shovelware dimension by the king of shovelware but he’ll be back
Shovelware Variety Hour: The Return of The King
"Dad why is my sister's name Rose"
"Because your mother likes roses"
"Thanks Dad"
"No problem Pizza delivery boy"
That mercury game seems to be made by the same guys who made "Mercury HG" on the PS3, and that Mercury game on ps3 is a classic.
nice pfp
"You can murder me as long as your creative about it"
Now there's the perfect description for every saw film
except for that one that was just a giant block filled with water and the guy happened to have a pen on him so he performed a tracheotomy on himself with it. how else was he supposed to win!?!!?
Ratchetxtreme 65
And Danganronpa.
@@liamk3451 he wasn't. That trap was fully intended to kill him.
"Why can't I get a quality game where I can kick a bird's ass?"
The Zelda series has you covered! But it comes at...a price.
@Josh Ryan zelda isn't an RPG tho
What's the price for kicking Helmaroc King ass?
@@elcoshayuyodrsimi3000 Yeah, the most rpg is 2 and BOTW.
BoTW only because of the farming for weapons and it's stats
The price is it doesn't have any grouse. But one of the games has a character named "Groose"
your sanity you can trust me
Mercury Meltdown was legit one of my favorite games as a kid, no joke, thanks, now I’m nostalgic for it
When I saw Mercury Meltdown, I almost screamed thinking I enjoyed shovelware. This isn't shovelware. It's an awesome series. I remember the PSP games.
“I can play this game for dozens and dozens of seconds.” -Scott Wozniak 2020
23:13 did…did he say "And the green m&m is sexy"?
I mean, that's her entire character trait, she's the sexy/erotic one. He's just following M&M lore.
@@brendanmilburn9067 fair enough
he ain't wrong, green m&m is best girl
@@brendanmilburn9067 ah yeah, the M&M lore is very deep
@@helenhomunculus5044 nurse valentine is best waifu of all waifus to me.
12:00 I DID NOT EXPECT THAT LMAOOOO
Me neither
The intro to ultimate duck hunter looks like it was made in Gary’s Mod
And the game uses the same engine that is used for Blockland.
*Select Spanish*
Scott : "I selected french as my language and now i can't understand anything"
Close enough scott
Later:
Reads French
Scott: ''I don't speak Spanish so you know i don't know if that's French or not''
@@PotatoToon Underrated joke
god I love this man
I love how his name was “frenchscott 2” after he changed the language to French in ATV Quad Kings
@Fik its a joke
@Fik that's not how you wooosh somebody
*facepalms*
I love that his name at 20:53 is Scolf
23:00 I don't know why but this bit always kills me for some reason.
11:47 Scott evades tax’s. That’s why he put Libertarian as his party name. Scott is amazing.
The perfect trilogy doesn't exis-
hi
C o r r e c t
Who tf has ever said that
Perish
Now it does exist
24:15 The year 2020 just got worse, Scott "Will Eventually Take A Look At The First Mega Man" Wozniak has just DISAPPEARED from existence
Nothing's going to save this year anymore
if the dude wants to make 2 comments then let the dude make 2 comments
I mean how can we possibly save it when there's like two and a half weeks of it left
It's fine. All we have to do is unbuy Scott's shovelware for him. How hard could it be?
It's not the first time it happened ( I think; Mario Kart 8 Deluxe was... weird, to say the least).
@@pup64hcp we could solve world hunger
That opening cutscene honestly looks like something out of a Scott the Woz video.
13:23 Ligit playing MP8 rn.
I love Scott’s slight souther accent when saying Tucker at 7:00
This is an M&M
Scott with child-like wonder: Oh wow what can it do?
17:19 Scott yells out “Spanish” in English and chose French
(confusion intensifies)
Mr. Worldwide
21:20 funniest thing EVER. I have never seen a christmas game that was remotely good, and the fact that this is the best one just cracks me up
"Kerosene is fuel, Red Bull is fuel. Kerosene is Red Bull." --Peter Griffin
Buddy, I'd binge watch Scott the Woz over Family Guy any day!
Brian, whatever kills me makes me stronger
And neither are motor oil 🤔
Is this supposed to reference ultra kill?
Alternate title: “Scott slowly becomes a country boy by playing shovelware”
I love Mercury meltdown, one of my favorite games as a child
Basically: The Wii games you’d find at TJ-Maxx.
“I chose french as my language“
*Chooses spanish*
I understand english and spanish. I’m from Mexico.
then later goes for Spanish and hits French
That’s the joke.
@@thememelady8190 Thank god!
Wants to play in Spanish; Chooses French one.
Scott spanish be like: *Omelette au fromage.*
smelly egg? i only speak AMERICA 😤🇱🇷
.
it’s the wrong flag on purpose
Scott french be like: *Taco con bisteck.*
2:59 I need a 10-hour remix of just this one second on loop
2:03 For those who wanted to jump straight to our new favourite Scott's line.
RIP Scott eating cereal on a certain website
yellow youtube
I'm starting to think there's no end to the amount of shovelware on the Wii.
I honestly think Scott is gonna review every one of them lol
Don't take away my hope
Some say it’s still coming out to this very day...
“GROUSE?!”
07:17. Not gonna lie. That made me laugh more than it probably should 😂😂