Shovelware Variety Hour - Scott The Woz
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 14 มิ.ย. 2024
- Scott plays Chicken Shoot & friends (a variety of shovelware).
Twitter: / scottthewoz
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Music Used:
"Training Menu" from Wii Fit Plus
"Game Select" from Super Mario All Stars
"Title" from Super Metroid
"Wii Sports Series Medley" from Super Smash Bros. for Wii U
"Minigame" from The Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Worlds
"Switch Scramble Circus" from Super Mario 3D World
"Tennis (Results)" from Wii Sports
"Tennis (Select Position)" from Wii Sports
"Selection Screen" from Wii Sports Resort
"Defiant" from de Blob
"Casino" from Super Mario 64 DS
"Yoshi and Cookies" from Yoshi's Woolly World
"Moo Moo Meadows" from Mario Kart 8
"Mexico" from Excite Truck
"To the Star Carnival" from Mario Party 8
"Food Mart" from Tomodachi Life
"Cookie Caves" from Ninjabread Man
"Main Theme" from Ninjabread Man ( • Main Theme - Ninjabrea... )
"Special Course" from Yoshi's Woolly World
"Breakout" from 3D Dot Game Heroes - เกม
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The rumors are true! Starting at 14:47 I accidentally used a remix of Ninjabread Man music with the theme song of everybody's favorite animated show, The Nutshack, which can be found here: th-cam.com/video/gYVrycNl7mA/w-d-xo.html You know what, it fits, I'm leavin' it there, please do not expect any future Nutshack content.
11 secs ago wut
Hi Scott all here
Yay hes back again
right when i posted my comment about that you said this, absolutely beautiful of you. bless up scott
Hey
Scott The Woz can you review the Mayflash Wii Classic Controller Pro to USB please.
My poor mom bought chicken shoot for the Wii and nobody touched it besides her. One time she spent 5 hours playing chicken shoot because she didn't want her money go to waste. So I played it with her and that memory will always live in my heart. I love you mom.
That's crazy, I used to play Chicken Shoot with my mom too. We played the PC version together when I was a kid as well as this niche puzzle game called Crystalize.
That is so incredibly sweet! My heart is melting
I miss my mom
@@randometer1 ayo what happen
@@bunchaidiots2065 cancer
Mario Kart was just the shovelware version of Garfield Kart
P r e a c h
Agreed
I haven't played Garfield kart but I heard that game was not that good😐
But Garfield Kart is just a shovelware version of Sega All Stars Racing. Which in itself is a shovelware version of Nicktoons Racing
@@leahluostarinen nah they stupid you need such a high iq to find the game good
If Scott ever met Eminem in real life:
“Your kart racing game was sh*t.”
You misspelled M&M
It probably was a joke
Aiden Kelly Really, cause I thought the guy was just that stupid
it was definitely a joke
@Zane Heaston
No, I meant to say “Eminem”
Idk man. Calling Data Design games shovelware seems like an insult to all shovelware
It's weird to see a verified TH-camr comment with so few likes and replies.
Good thing he considers them shit instead
There things, nothing more nothing less, things
Data Design Interactive is the most soulless-sounding name you could give to a game developer.
Data Design Interactive is the most soulless -sounding name you could give to a- game developer
Even more than ljn
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+token battel At least you can get away with abbreviations and acronyms because they’re not supposed to make sense by themselves. For instance, there’s SEGA, SNK, and EA.
Data Design Interactive is the most laziest game developer I have ever seen
they should use the wii in sewage plants due to its proficiency in processing shit
Oh hello
and then they should burn it but take mario galaxy out first
O_O
Thanks Cyranek
Glad your verified. good to know your name really is cyranek
Was listening to this while working and thought Scott said “Eminem’s kart racing” and had a minor panic attack that I’d never heard of that game before.
Rap Racers
I mean he technically said it. Considering they are homonyms. But I get what you mean :)
@@RobertSeeJen specifically homophones, at least in Scott's dialect (they aren't in mine, I pronounce M&Ms kinda like emendems)
The Nerd has LJN
Caddy has Phoenix Games
Scott has data design
Nah. Scott has Madden 09.
Data Design is more to Scott
what
Brutal Moose was to Caddy
And ET was to AVGN
A few mentions, or illusions to then. But not as consistent.
@@RobertSeeJen he also has chibi-robo zip-lash
data design has tormented Vinesauce a lot more than it has Scott, who has modern Madden to torture him.
Civvie 11 has Capstone and Gearbox
The three horsemen of the Apocalypse.
I love thinking about the fact that Scott made one of his friends dress up like an old-timey carny just to shoot a 2-second clip of him saying "fuck you".
There used to be a Tumblr page made exclusively for Imagine Party Babyz. It took the IGN score for IPB and asked the question
*Is it better than Imagine Party Babyz?*
DID YOU KNOW THAT HYRULE WARRIORS AND SONIC ADVENTURE 2 WERE RATED LOWER THAN IPB?
And every PMD game
@@bingo2underscores seriously. IGN doesn't get PMD like seriously???! Those are heart wrenching games and imagine party babyz is utter crap.
And Phoenix Wright Dual Destinies. And Spirit of Justice.
It's still up. isitbetterthanimaginepartybabyz.tumblr.com/
Sonic adventure 2 trash kinda
"Did somebody order terrible?" Is one of the greatest lines ever written.
4:41 Scott predicted NFTs
You guys wanna know something sad? Chicken shoot could've been my last video game ever.
I was going in for a bone marrow transplant in 2007 that I possibly might not have survived and as a last hoorah, my parents brought me to the store the day before and let me pick out any game that I wanted... And I picked Chicken Shoot... Now that I'm older and looking back, that decision haunts me to no end.
That hospital shouldn't have let you get a head start on those pain meds.
Never forget that IGN gave Imagine Party Babyz a review score of 7.5 and gave Phoenix Wright: Dual Destinies a 7.2.
Never forget. Never let THEM forget.
wait. W H A T ?
@@Raf8347 They also gave God Hand a 3.
They *WHAT!?*
Somehow better than god hand
Ronak Deepak they are lunatics for that
(5:40) "Can't make a character without a hat though, but come on, everybody's gotta have a hat."
GameFreak: "Write that down, write that down!"
Except Game Freak started letting the players remove the hat ever since… i wanna say Pokemon Sun & Moon.
@@douglasthequilava yeah but you can not start the game without having a hat and even in acreus you still have to put on a hat for a bit
@@douglasthequilava pokemon isn't pokemon without the protag having some form of hat
@@Recklessiscrazy so you don’t count Pokemon Ranger as pokemon since the protags in that side series don’t wear hats?
@@Recklessiscrazy my response: Pokemon Ranger. not a single Pokemon Ranger playable protagonist wears a hat.
Playing as the reincarnation of Anubis is such a cool concept, especially for a story heavy game like an RPG or even a story based platformed like super paper mario, and I'm really sad that data design was the company that came up with it
don't worry. the furries are probably working on a game like that as we speak.
@@Nanuks_Fun_Zone
Listen, furries are tired man, we only have so many hours in the day to do these things 😭
Is it a stretch to say that Okami is close enough to that concept?
maybe a rogue-lite like Hades would work with it?
The fact that I own 3 games on this list makes me want to go have a chat with my parents
Which ones do you own? I have Anubis II out of the games he covered in this video.
I'd never owned nor heard of any of these.
Out of the 2 Shovelware videos, I only owned Carnival Games and Mini Desktop Racing. I did play Deca Sports once.
I can't think of any shovelware for my Wii. I guess my parents know better.
I had M&Ms Kart Racing, but traded it in later on. On one hand, it was a good decision in the end, but on the other hand, I feel like I should've held on to it, lol.
Ninjabread Man will forever be the "D CLub" revelation game.
Lol
Oof. I'm sure Arin's D was the mightiest of them all.
I appreciate this
Come on nobody is going to mention swapping the letters in “Buck Fever”? That shit made me die.
𝔽 𝕦 𝕔 𝕜
𝔹 𝕖 𝕒 𝕧 𝕖 𝕣
@@Clover12367 Don’t mind if I do!
Buv Fecker!
I also hate beavers
Bucr Fevek?
15:41 Can we just talk about how amazing that line delivery was?
I remember having carnival games as a kid. AND there’s even a switch version
Was anyone really clammering for a Switch port of "Carnival Games"?
?
There’s also a vr version on steam
I had Carnival Games on the DS and it was actually a super good game compared to the wii version imo
@XTR Legend Yes. I sort of cringed at it when I was a kid but I didn't know why but now I know why. It was shovelware lol
I'm watching this man destroy my entire wii library
Oh no
I’m looking at your game library, & I’m afraid you SUCK
I owned Brunswick bowling... and 30 great games(I still think its okay but I despise the computer design)
That's just sad.
How did this happen
0:10 best ESRB rating description
I remember one time my mom came home and said she got some cheap shovel ware game for me. She didn't say "shovel ware" but she was implying it was some bargain bin special from best buy. That game was Earthworm Jim for the PC. This was back in the 90's
I can’t stop laughing at “Ah, my little Jimmy has a Wii and he f*cking hates chickens!”
500th like!
Is it sad that the first ever DS game I ever owned was Chicken Shoot?
Probably is.
...it is.
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10:55, I lost it. His character automatically crashed after the race
Imagine reaching into the pile of games at 2:21 when an actual good, really fun, and perfectly family-friendly game is on top.
2:50 perfectly cut screams
Lol
Why do you want a new F-Zero when you can just play M&Ms Kart Racing?
Because M&M's aren't known for their "Falcon Pawnch!"
TheAlmightyCastform not available on current gen consoles for some reason
Why not both? M&Ms-Zero Kart Racing.
Ben Schach New Super M&Ms Kart Racing Deluxe & Knuckles: NEW! Funky Mode
TheAlmightyCastform New Super M&Ms Kart Racing Deluxe: NEW! Funky Mode Turbo Anniversary Editon HD
Today, Scott plays an unhealthy amount of wii shovelware
I need an ACTUAL HOUR OF THIS SCOTT
Well, I have news for you...
2:32 Chicken Blaster is rated T for Teen. That means it’s more intense than Undertale.
xD
And MINECRAFT
undertale isn't rated T??
And justifiably so.
LRGonzales
It’s rated E10+ and Deltarune Chapter 1 is rated T for Teen.
5:00 I can't believe he actually found another use for the jacket from _The Guy Game_ though. I thought that was one and done, so I'm happy to see it again.
He also used it for that ESRB iirc
The way Scott says "Ninja-Breadman" makes me think he doesn't know it's supposed to be a pun on "Gingerbread Man." Or he does and he's saying it out of spite.
Nwordbread Mam more like it
Nwordbread Mam more like it
4:46 That carnival music synced so well there
13:54 “You jump by shaking the Nunch-“ *N O .* “We shake the Wii Remote to not hit enemies”
I remember being at Blockbuster and always wanting to get Ninjabread man so bad; thankfully it was always rented out.
The people who rented that game out deserve to be nationally recognized for their heroism
Can remember being upset my sister always hogged Trixie in toyland and looking back, glad she did.
Morgana
And don’t worry
Blockbuster decided, there’s no money in buying Netflix
@@littlemacisunderrated412 and that was a big mistake on blockbusters part
Full review of Guy Fieri's minute to win it when.
Payton Malstrom Why are most people nowadays speaking and typing like Yoda would? We're lazy AF and getting lazier. Thanks, modern conveneice.
@@fatherfintanstack8810 over yourself, you must get.
agree I do Payton Malstrom
Payton Malstrom 😂😂
@@fatherfintanstack8810 Boomer, OK. Of a dead meme as much it may be.
I have so many good memories of playing Deca Sports with my friends and getting upset at Badminton for not working half the time. I still come back to it today because of all the good times I had. Quality shovelware game. Would recommend.
incredible how a game based off colorful candies managed to have one of the most depressing aesthetics I've ever seen put into a cart racer.
*Finally! Exactly the thing I needed to fix this dull boring Sunday!*
^
Super Merio me too lol
Same man😅
What about church?
LHNvideos he said fix. I think it's more on the line of fucking some prostitute by the river side with two hobos making eye contact but not saying anything.
There is no experience on earth that can compare to watching this video at midnight while playing project + 2.29 on a glitchy PC.
Watching m&m kart racing while moo moo meadows music plays is like a weird off brand fever dream
I was one of those poor souls whose Mother got Ninjabread Man for Christmas instead of Twilight Princess or Metroid Prime 3 cause she thought it looked cute...
DarkraiNewmoon oh you poor soul.
She thought ninja bread man was CUTE. Why not just get Kirby’s epic yarn that’s a cute game but an example of a great and really charming adventure
Yeah, this was 2008, that game wasn't out yet.
DarkraiNewmoon Nitro Rad’s mom got him Rayman 2 instead of Yoshi’s Story. All moms should follow her example
Noah Da. Ark but what if the kid wanted Bubsy 3D or big rigs over the road racing but the mom got ET for the Atari 2600 instead?
I own M&M kart racing... you missed the oppurtunity to point out the over the top voice lines. "approaching the sound barrier" is my personal favorite. Also there is a random Alien racer with no connection to M&Ms.
also m&ms has a platformer on ps1 and apparently it's a crash bandicoot rip off
Alien like little green guys or the ones that pop out of M and M's chests?
Jason Sorin first... neither... yes... no... excuse me?
3:00 that’s just a Game & Watch port
Exactly
Is that Harold from Total Drama Island? 8:35
Fun fact: Jake Kaufman, composer of Shantae and Shovel Knight composed for m and ms kart racing
i guessed he stopped after he approached the sound barrier
Gotta pay the bills somehow, right? lol
The way you format M&M’s hurts my eyes.
fun fact, Wayfoward made Smurfs 2
“Game Party isn’t that bad”
**PBG has entered the chat**
I was wondering when someone would mention that
Lel
True
What is this game? I couldn't find it when i searched it.
I remember being SO FUCKING EXCITED for NinjaBread Man 😂💀
5:45 Isn’t it fascinating that Big Beach Sports predicted NS Sports? 😂
“I’m gonna make the sound of this deer falling my ringtone.”
*ELON MUSK WANTS TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION*
Nah dude, Nintendo was a shovelware factory way before the Wii... don't you remember that one shitty Gamecube ripoff of Shrek Super Slam? I think it was called Smash Bros Melee or something like that...
Or that one time they ripped off Bubsy the cat 3D, i dont really remember the name, but it had a really atupid name like mario 64...
@@EteSiuleems I think that one time they ripped off the classic SuperMan 64, I think it was some video game by the stupid name of "star fox". You even flew through rings in star fox. What a shameless cash grab on such an amazing game :/
Nah mate your thinking of the time they ripped off party babyz for the wii with a game called Mario party
WAYYYYYY before even that ... 2600 shovelware nearly killed the industry.
Your kidding right?
11:55 this title screen looks like a Scratch project lmao
7:19 I immediately recognized this font as the one used in Madagascar for the GameCube. My childhood game XD
Damn, they ported the entire country to the GameCube?
@@CallingSkoot XD sadly no
Honestly, same, but for OG Xbox.
I’m beyond disappointed that now the concept of “Ninjabread man” can never be done by a competent game developer.
You clearly haven't played the Shrek 2 expansion pack
It's not a full game, but the cookie run series has a playable ninja cookie!
But does anyone _really_ have the testicular fortitude to step into a courthouse and say "yes, I made ninjabread man for wii"
Cookie Run counts? One of the playable characters is called Ninja Cookie. It’s a mobile game though.
I mean, you could play Zool, it’s a pretty similar concept, but I heard it’s actually good
Shovel ware goes by one name, the Nintendo E Shop
I go by the name Wii Shop Channel
@@Poever how? It doesnt exist anymore
Alpha AX it lives on in our history books
Sad how there's more shovelware new 3DS exclusives than good ones.
Or Nintendo for short.
0:16 when you realize that it is a PAL game
“Did somebody order terrible?” is my new favorite catchphrase.
13:50 explains everything, Scott has that certain level of sass that only someone who grew up around massive amounts of corn develops. I know, I'm from Ohio too
I’m from Michigan you guys are weird
@@alexsrandomcontent2703 That is true.
@@alexsrandomcontent2703 That may be true to a certain degree but I heard from a few people who live in Michigan that those from Michigan are far worse.
"ohio" is also how anime characters greet each other in the morning
Ahhh beer pong, my favorite family game
*_BUT BEER PONG HAS BEER IN IT????!??!?? AND BEER IS NOT FAMILY FRIENDLY PG????!?!?????????_*
@@gluGPU r/woosh
Blue 42 Hike Hike **hits beer cups with soccer ball**
Supposedly Ninjabread Man was originally about a '90s video game mascot character called Zool, but they lost the license because their game sucked, so they changed the main character to fit the "candy world" theme (which is a thing in old Zool games) and released it as an original title. And also, Zool was originally a sequel to a lesser known British home computer game called Switchblade which was inspired by the movie Akira, and the "Wild Boys" music video by Duran Duran.
11:13 almost made me choke on my drink
I’m suing you Scott
*Buys "Chibi Robo: Ziplash" to confirm that's what the ESRB Rating description says*
Mobygames my friend
Ziplash, not whiplash
Got it when it released (Bad Decision) Still haven't sold it, so I may as well check.
@@minty9749 and what it says?
"Shovelware Variety Hour"
*Is only 17 minutes*
Jonathan Simmons the games were so crappy, it felt like an hour.
The Rumour Come Out: Does Scott The Woz is Game Grumps?
You forgot that most data design games are the same. So only 1 word in the title is true
Man I’m so happy this series exists it makes me appreciate good games way more
8:55 This pic goes so hard, feel free to screenshot
Console: *Exists*
Shovel ware:
It’s free real-estate
To correct your statement
Wii: EXISTS
Shovel-Ware: its free real-estate
Console: *exists*
Games:
It's free real-estate.
Meme: Exists
Users: It's free real estate
Switch: exists
Shovelware: We just got it.
Also Shovelware: It's free real estate.
Scott forgot to mention one thing about M&M's Kart Racing...
*"APPROACHING SOUND BARRIER!"*
EDIT: Rereading this ages after I originally posted it and it got 300+ likes? Wow, thanks. I also fixed a typo.
“Look, a nut.”
Mythbusters: Can an M and M survive breaking the sound barrier?
INSERT SOUND OF KART ENGINE WHILE STUCK IN CORNER
ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrRRRRRRRRRRR
Your pfp is burgiee
And what about "Have your grandma pull the car around" from Balls of Fury?
That Scary Movie bit was by far the best Scott the Woz joke I’ve seen 😂
I looooooved Wonder World Amusement Park when I was but a wee little boy. Seeing gameplay of it brought back a whole lot of memories.
"reminds of like... Persona or something,
Me: hol up
@I Eat Stuff same
Probably the fact that every single PS2 Shin Megami Tensei game (seven of them including P3 and 4) reused just about every asset possible. Hundreds of reused models for all the demons, and the menus all looked almost identical
@@handsomezack2204 i at first he was refrencing p5 and futabas palace lol but that sounds much more relistic
@@handsomezack2204 but they weren't bad yeah? I like how Digital Devil Saga had similar assets to SMT Lucifer's Call
@@shibba2517 Not bad at all. They're all great games, and I wish Atlus would reuse the P5, SMT Dx2, or SMT V models to do the same thing and pump out tons of spinoffs like they used to. I'd kill for Devil Summoner Raidou Kuzunha 3
15:33 di-did Scott use a nutshack remix in the background?
The first TH-cam result for "Main Theme - Ninjabread Man" is a Siivagunner-style bait-and-switch mashup
Here's hoping he doesn't notice
EDIT: Oh well
jesus fuck how do you people hear this over the voiceover? I can tell there's something there under his voice but I would never be able to identify it
@@mmashsouth4337 Holy shit that's actually amazing
Everyone had a deep connection to these games from their childhood. For me game party was it
I kind of loved the Wii shovelware, it had its own charm.
So is Shovel Knight just a middle finger to the term "Shovelware?"
Fun fact: the physical release of Shovel Knight raised its price from $20 to $25 _specifically_ to stay the hell out of bargain bins.
@@gameman250 and maybe because the digital price got raised by to $25 and having physical copies be cheaper would be a bad decision for the company.
Is the term "shovelware" making me regret my username choice?
I rather doubt it. Shovels have been weaponized long before the game. I'm sure it came about as most ideas do, couple of guys sitting around talking shit. Next thing you know knights and shovels becomes a thing. But unlike most of us these guys actually did something with their "stupid idea" and made something brilliant out of it. It's why I constantly tell my son to write down his stupid ideas, because some day they might be useful.
Koloth They just wanted him to do Link’s move (from The Legend of Zelda II) with a weapon that was more feasible
Switchware: An entire series just based on the Switch eShop.
🤣🤣🤣
I feel bad all the indie devs who actually put in effort as their games get buried under a mountain of trash.
@@ArcadianLegend I agree with you. I took a scroll thru the eShop the other day and holy shit... the shovelware -.-
And so many of the games are free on mobile. They just port them to the Switch for a little extra money
I'd like some 3DS and Wii U eshop videos first, there are quite some great ones on those platforms
shovelware has a special place in my heart but it's also impeding bloodflow
Scott: This is paradise.
Also Scott: shoots chicken
am i the only one around here who remembers "Build-A-Bear: A Friend Fur All Seasons"? a game that you control with just the Wiimote? vertically? and you move with the D-Pad? on a vertical Wiimote?
You sure have anyone heard sixflag funpark
I had that!!
2:38 "You shoot anime at chickens."
"hey look, i'm the 3rd piece of shit"
this line made me laugh until i couldn't breathe anymore
I dont want to be the guy who facetiously comments "this isn't actually an hour hurr durr" but ... I would actually like to watch an hour of this 😂
Speaking of shovelware!...
My dad bought my 6 y/o bro carnival games for the Nintendo switch with his remaining target points
Lll
Lol
Riah Reviews you know that both the ability to delete and edit comments exists right?
Wii Carnival Games: Top 10 Wii games
The DS Carnival Games games: Average
Switch Carnival Games: 🤮
@@gub4941 Lll have a meaning that you can not understand and so do I
I watch one Scott the Woz Episode and I end up watching his entire catalog again this happens everyday someone help me
The fact that when playing cruise ship games, Scott spelled his name as scytt is hilarious
6:50 Pay attention to the ball on screen, and you'll briefly see it clip through the object
*sees the word hour*
ONE WHOLE HOUR OF SCOTT????
*sees time*
Oh
Girl texts me she's home alone.
Me: I'm busy watching Scott the Woz!
as ya do
THAT'S THE HARDEST CHOSE EVER!
You: "I'm too busy watching Scott the Woz!"
Me, an intellectual: * heads to the girl's house and watches the video with her. She decides to subscribe *
That works to
@@tritone2276 That also works
15:10 Why does he mumble that like he's trying to make no one hear it? scott what did persona do to you?
All of a sudden half of my childhood makes sense
Look ma a chicken lets shoot it
Spongebob SquarePants your profile picture is frightening
Eeehh!!
Look ma a buck let's shoot it
Look ma a kid who wants chicken shoot, let’s shoot it
12:08 Look, it's discount Ness.
Game party was THE BEST in my day
I loved Bigfoot Racing when I was little. Man my standards were low
7.5/10 shovelware hour not actually an hour - GameSpot
I'm a simple man. I see Chicken Shoot, I click
I'll always have a special place in my heart for Goosebumps Horrorland on the DS which I got from the book fair for 20 bucks
This gave me nostalgia watching TheWiiViewer in 2009 playing these games.
These are some unlocked memories I forgot I had