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    Episode 3 of 4: This series is starting to become nonsense. It's about Perfume, Mermaids and Mummies.
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  • @fartmicrowave
    @fartmicrowave 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +9573

    "I broke the one rule of being a digital nomad. I got mad... Digitally" was such a dumb joke that it made me laugh out loud

    • @lawrencefrost9063
      @lawrencefrost9063 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +150

      "Digital No Mad" sounds like a good band name.

    • @3_am___
      @3_am___ 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      Same

    • @notLime_
      @notLime_ 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +17

      @@lawrencefrost9063 no

    • @zwei7881
      @zwei7881 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      I cackled.

    • @luke-il5nr
      @luke-il5nr 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      ​@@notLime_ mad

  • @TheRealFalkerry
    @TheRealFalkerry 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +12030

    Me reaching for the officer's gun to tell him the safety isn't on :

    • @jennifervan75
      @jennifervan75 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +52

      What's the name of that meme?

    • @TheRealFalkerry
      @TheRealFalkerry 25 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@jennifervan75 commenting so I get the answer too

    • @GoldNargacuga
      @GoldNargacuga 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +386

      @@jennifervan75 Me telling the officer im strapped as i reach for my seatbelt

    • @R3D_Lantern
      @R3D_Lantern 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +65

      If the cop has a glock, he probably does, it won't have a safety.

    • @Zyzzyyx
      @Zyzzyyx 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +38

      My freezer just made an ice cube, im privileged.

  • @zunderdod24
    @zunderdod24 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +2395

    LOL! Did youtube mute the shark tank bit because of the 5 fking second of shark tank background music.

    • @Finnishmanni
      @Finnishmanni 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +183

      it seems so LOL it was a great bit as well. I mean doesn't the millionaires have enough money, he only used their faces but i guess he could just photoshop "his" face to remind theirs and add them to their faces.

    • @DRCEQ
      @DRCEQ 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +123

      I was wondering what was going on there...

    • @draco5991rep
      @draco5991rep 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +91

      Thought it was a bug on my side 😅

    • @JD..........
      @JD.......... 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +38

      I closed and opened TH-cam again....

    • @austinmckeehan7516
      @austinmckeehan7516 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +25

      I thought it was a bug as well lol. Closed my app and restarted it like 3 times until I realized it was intentionally muted.

  • @jaekarr2510
    @jaekarr2510 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +645

    the only man that can get away with a christmas ad in the middle of march

    • @thencrranger5628
      @thencrranger5628 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +43

      But it's April...

    • @samstits8982
      @samstits8982 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

      @@thencrranger5628 bruh it’s may

    • @mr.majkenocs
      @mr.majkenocs 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      ​@@samstits8982 it's June you oaf

    • @jamesdrummond7684
      @jamesdrummond7684 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      @@samstits8982 it's gonna be may

    • @patriot1525
      @patriot1525 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      Also the only man on TH-cam that can get away with plagiarism without any actual repercussions

  • @derekeastman7771
    @derekeastman7771 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +2119

    Imagine chilling out, dead, for 3000 years, just to get ground up and snorted by a Victorian frat boy.

    • @L.Pondera
      @L.Pondera 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +84

      Just imagine what it did to the frat boy. Talk about pranked!

    • @dr.1277
      @dr.1277 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +88

      Dude must’ve felt the Late revenge of Ramses the 2nd in his lungs

    • @itsdabees
      @itsdabees 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +14

      Such is life

    • @C.I...
      @C.I... 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      @@dr.1277 Is he the Pharaoh who had a passport?

    • @quantumblur_3145
      @quantumblur_3145 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +22

      ​@@dr.1277 pharaoh's curse (immune system response)

  • @looterer270
    @looterer270 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +2502

    I love how each “Ad time” gets more and more unhinged

    • @illbeV.
      @illbeV. 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +164

      You're forgetting he isn't a Nordinary man

    • @sunnyjim1355
      @sunnyjim1355 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +85

      NordVPN: "OK IH, here's our idea for the next ad..."
      IH: "Shut up"

    • @Rose-hh7mk
      @Rose-hh7mk 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +19

      NORD VEE PEEN

    • @neepgang4091
      @neepgang4091 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +18

      Hard to top his No Russian ad. That one was insane

    • @weeb3244
      @weeb3244 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +19

      Idk there was a couple wild ones, like when he was trying to see just how far he could push the envelope with them, and realized the answer was not far enough

  • @nman625
    @nman625 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +491

    The shark tank audio clips being muted. Good old TH-cam. Always with the little guy.

    • @Potent_Techmology
      @Potent_Techmology 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +23

      I wonder if he'll address his plagiarism accusation

    • @Dan_Kanerva
      @Dan_Kanerva 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +56

      @@Potent_Techmology i wonder if you think these type of comments are still relevant

    • @rickyray2794
      @rickyray2794 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +47

      @@Potent_Techmology Oh lordy, go away. Nobody cares about some no-name journo, least of all the fans of IH who is infinitely more entertaining.

    • @Potent_Techmology
      @Potent_Techmology 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      @@rickyray2794 ya, you can be both funny and a plagiarist

    • @saysalla
      @saysalla 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      @@Potent_Techmology No you can't, that just means someone else is funny and it's our job to find out who so they can get the proper credit instead of living their whole lives under a nazi's shadow

  • @Therealhabeeboo
    @Therealhabeeboo 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +338

    Moby Dick and Balls are very large and can be intimidating, but delightful when given a chance. Real page turners.

    • @Izaak.
      @Izaak. 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      good advice to the man who made Meek Millions off the tip of diddies! (Click) he really LOVED the JUNIOR mafia...

    • @MalleusSemperVictor
      @MalleusSemperVictor 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Read Moby Dick Until Something Gay Happens Impossible Challenge

  • @GuyPerson-jt9tv
    @GuyPerson-jt9tv 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +2341

    I like how Internet Historian just talks about ordinary things now, while Ordinary Things is talking about geopolitics.

    • @niccolomiglio6996
      @niccolomiglio6996 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +251

      And Ordinary Gamers has become a crackhead drama channel

    • @dupond9248
      @dupond9248 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +86

      hes tryna steer the attention away from cave drama

    • @giogio51592
      @giogio51592 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +425

      @@dupond9248 if i had a dollar for every person who gave a shit about it, i'd be in debt

    • @nimroids6587
      @nimroids6587 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +231

      @@giogio51592that’s actually so fax. I haven’t seen a single person indicate that they give a shit since that drama started

    • @GuyPerson-jt9tv
      @GuyPerson-jt9tv 25 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@dupond9248I do think he's a total plagiarist piece of shit though

  • @rastas_4221
    @rastas_4221 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +1846

    That Japanese story had a great moral. Never steal your fathers meat out of his pocket.

    • @kimorayn1733
      @kimorayn1733 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +96

      I try to live by this rule every day, but it is hard.

    • @amnoirgg8563
      @amnoirgg8563 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

      Dam fr. This got me fucked up 😹

    • @KetsubanSolo
      @KetsubanSolo 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      At least your mother will be very proud

    • @olivercharles2930
      @olivercharles2930 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +15

      alabama type beat

    • @theprofanebase
      @theprofanebase 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      Lot's daughters: hold my beer dad

  • @PeterTheRock3
    @PeterTheRock3 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +40

    "Worthy of eye contact? That's *cute* "
    Damn, not a full minute in and already hitting below the belt

    • @mariecarie1
      @mariecarie1 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

      He’s a cheeky one to talk, isn’t he?

  • @DavSanEsc129
    @DavSanEsc129 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +116

    The "Ba Rock, Obama" Joke had me laughing for quite some time. Nicely done my good sir

  • @bombthezoms
    @bombthezoms 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +3399

    "if its good enough for kramer its good enough for me" is the start of a few episodes of seinfeld i think

    • @nathanvontollivervincegill7857
      @nathanvontollivervincegill7857 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +17

      Typical internet historian viewer

    • @varogoth
      @varogoth 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +179

      @@nathanvontollivervincegill7857 funny and cultured? I agree

    • @goreobsessed2308
      @goreobsessed2308 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      Atleast 30% of em

    • @dihexa7256
      @dihexa7256 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +98

      “If it’s good enough for Kramer it’s good enough for me” is also my justification for dropping the hard-r in public

    • @hilotakenaka
      @hilotakenaka 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +42

      @@dihexa7256that’s
      That’s the exact joke IH made

  • @FumblsTheSniper
    @FumblsTheSniper 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +1453

    I’m definitely throwing out the “if you think about it, killing the whales delays the rising sea levels” at the gender reveal party this weekend.

    • @lucascoval828
      @lucascoval828 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +14

      😂😂😂

    • @Lewtable
      @Lewtable 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +20

      To be fair, so does the human race, or cows.

    • @7996hobguy
      @7996hobguy 25 วันที่ผ่านมา

      It's 2024, how are gender reveal parties still a thing? You shouldn't burden a newborn by forcing them to abide by your cultural norms. Delivery blocking drugs should be used in case the baby is born with genitalia that doesn't match their self identity.

    • @TheTGOAC
      @TheTGOAC 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +125

      They're revealing a new gender? God it's hard to keep up with all the old ones!

    • @hadayimosi
      @hadayimosi 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +18

      How can a fetus self identify at that age?

  • @river7874
    @river7874 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +196

    "I broke the one rule of being a digital nomad."
    You became Twomad?

    • @funnysticklady
      @funnysticklady 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

      too soon

    • @liamkeating1793
      @liamkeating1793 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

      a punishment worse than death

    • @Potent_Techmology
      @Potent_Techmology 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      I wonder if he'll address his plagiarism accusation

    • @Playradise
      @Playradise 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@Potent_Techmologythere's no need, the only ones complain are idiots like you, the rest of us are enjoying the contents

    • @CosmicFever
      @CosmicFever 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      @@liamkeating1793 uhh.... have you not heard?

  • @YumariiWolf
    @YumariiWolf 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +103

    I really like how he just causally asserts that a whale is in fact not a mammal but a fish. Just look at the tail

    • @akpsyche1299
      @akpsyche1299 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      To be fair, in a cladistic sense, all mammals are fish. We're bony fish while sharks and rays are cartilaginous fish.

    • @noahtekulve2684
      @noahtekulve2684 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      I mean yeah just look at it

    • @equilibrium9272
      @equilibrium9272 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Whad you say bout my mamma?😅 ​@@akpsyche1299

  • @shr1mpsush1
    @shr1mpsush1 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +1981

    I can't lie, an Xbox with PT still on it would be a museum piece.

    • @yzrippin
      @yzrippin 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      The fuck is pt?

    • @Mr_Snek037
      @Mr_Snek037 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +226

      ​@@yzrippinplayable teaser. It's a very famous demo that got taken down

    • @ZX-Gear
      @ZX-Gear 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +168

      PT was a demo for what would have been Hideo Kojima's Silent Hill.

    • @Striker775
      @Striker775 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +19

      Xbox cross compatibility is crazy

    • @GojiraBiscuits.
      @GojiraBiscuits. 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +70

      Still on it? Wasn't pt a Sony exclusive?

  • @adashofbitter
    @adashofbitter 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +644

    I own an old cocktail book from the 1800s called The Flowing Bowl by someone calling himself “The Only William”, and there’s a recipe for punch that uses ambergris.

    • @tehrealBANE
      @tehrealBANE 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +21

      Upload a pic and post the link, I gotta see dat shit.

    • @hilotakenaka
      @hilotakenaka 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +83

      “But what about William the Conquero-“
      “Didn’t exist. Not real.”

    • @aaroncoff611
      @aaroncoff611 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +45

      ​@@hilotakenakaNah. He existed. Williams are like the trinity. Seems like there are more than one, but its really all the same guy somehow.

    • @willman2k8
      @willman2k8 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +40

      ​@@aaroncoff611I'm shocked a non-William actually gets it

    • @JEMA333
      @JEMA333 25 วันที่ผ่านมา

      My god it's him!? It's willam ​@@willman2k8

  • @benargee
    @benargee 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +125

    14:38-14:50 sound missing? Did Dragons Den make you remove the audio?

    • @imjowsef
      @imjowsef 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +44

      ABC probably claimed it because Shark Tank

    • @Qutoe
      @Qutoe 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Jesus these fuckin assholes. They're probably not even in the right.

  • @SteveAkaDarktimes
    @SteveAkaDarktimes 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +26

    the effort. the quality. the FANCY

  • @endernightblade1958
    @endernightblade1958 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +990

    fun fact: the foreigners didn’t just start eating mummies out of nowhere. apparently it was a result of a mistranslation, mumia was actually found in black rock asphalt, but someone translated something wrong, and given the existing propensity to use human bodies for health reasons, they went wild with it.

    • @fucksusanwojcicki
      @fucksusanwojcicki 25 วันที่ผ่านมา

      what the fuck do you mean mumia was found in asphalt? and what the fuck does asphalt have to do with people thinking powdered mummy is a health supplement

    • @JuliusOlivierMaxim
      @JuliusOlivierMaxim 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      🧐

    • @skulldon
      @skulldon 25 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Mumijo as in shilajit?

    • @franzpattison
      @franzpattison 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +29

      Citation needed

    • @poppers7317
      @poppers7317 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +20

      Mummies also smell really intensly like herbs so it's not too out there to think they are good for your health.

  • @skyscall
    @skyscall 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +1457

    I'm gonna be honest, watching Internet Historian shitpost and animate in full historical Japanese style was not on my bingo cards but I'm glad it happened.

    • @tomorrow6
      @tomorrow6 25 วันที่ผ่านมา

      And who said his shit doesn’t stink?
      Or his musk perhaps?
      Well certainly that Moby Poo when it gets wet

    • @hadayimosi
      @hadayimosi 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +16

      This type of comment was on MY bingo card... original stuff.

    • @senzayyy
      @senzayyy 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +35

      With his videos you can definitely listen whilst occupied. But the visuals...when I first came to this channel and saw that even the ads were original? With their own visuals as well? I recognized the massive amounts of effort and focus and research(not just on the topic). And I subbed once I saw he had multiple vids. He takes a long time between posts but Idc. His work is high quality.

    • @Scrotux
      @Scrotux 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      a mini series using ancient art styles would be great

    • @killerqueen6054
      @killerqueen6054 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +50

      @@pommeslord1824 That drama was the stupidest thing ever. The video was re-edited, credit was given, and the author was happy with it. It was a mistake that was fixed, and wasn’t harming anyone, yet HBG took a shot at IH because of political reasons. It’s also of note that people went through his backlog and couldn’t find any other plagiarism. So it was a single mistake in his whole history that HBG tried to cancel him for, when the actual author that was plagiarized had no problems with how everything ended up.

  • @Mr.mcdougal
    @Mr.mcdougal 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

    I don’t think I’ve ever watched an entire TH-cam ad in my life that’s not forced. He made the ad entertaining, and I watched the whole thing. I’m sure he gets paid more if we watch the whole ad. He’s a genius.

    • @thatguy1094
      @thatguy1094 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      Bro has never watched Internet Comment Etiquette.

  • @Estinus
    @Estinus 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

    Prior to this I hadn't watched much of this guy. But the thumbnail of this video combined with the title had me so absolutely confounded as to what the subject matter could possibly be, that I couldn't help but check it out. Now I'm out of Historian/Incognito videos to watch so I came back to say, ya GOT me ya clever bastard, I'm hooked.

  • @HistoriadeJogos
    @HistoriadeJogos 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +564

    When he said he went offtopic he wasnt kidding, from perfume we went to Japan and Yokai and suddenly to mummies.

    • @specialed6357
      @specialed6357 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +35

      "It's all connected"

    • @Feliphezo
      @Feliphezo 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Do you think IH plagiarised someone to make this video as well?

    • @LuxLoser
      @LuxLoser 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +50

      ​@@FeliphezoBlud, let shit go. It happened once, it was corrected, there's no evidence for any other videos being plagiarized, and every video since has been VERY good with proper citation.
      Fuck more do you want? A big long apology from someone you don't know doing things that have no impact on you? So you can feel less like a slacktivist and like you did something?

    • @killerqueen6054
      @killerqueen6054 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +29

      @@FeliphezoThat situation was resolved, yet you’re going to hold it over him and his audience forever. Since he never spoke of the incident, we will never know what actually occurred, but what we do know is that the matter was clearly settled because the video was allowed to be put back up. So you’re going to condemn him for making a mistake, and correcting it.

    • @Feliphezo
      @Feliphezo 25 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@killerqueen6054 He never owned up to it.

  • @DinggisKhaaniMagtaal
    @DinggisKhaaniMagtaal 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +1005

    You know, you’d think that the “whales are fish, just look at the tail” joke in this video was just another little Internet Historian goof, but, as fellow Moby Dick readers can attest to, Herman Melville literally spends a chapter of the book trying to argue this point

    • @MattManDX1
      @MattManDX1 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +77

      The book was narrated in the perspective of being Ishmael's journal so it would fit the character of a blue collar early 19th century sailor to not understand biology.

    • @PenguinDT
      @PenguinDT 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +56

      People who complain about Tolkien's habits to obsess over little details would get an aneurysm from Moby Dick. There's an entire chapter explaining the concept of sweating.

    • @WeenusMcMenace-dm6ep
      @WeenusMcMenace-dm6ep 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +32

      ​@@MattManDX1 From a marine biology perspective, there's no such thing as a fish, because it's impossible to cleanly group fish that doesn't include marine mammals or even land animals.
      For example, we are more closely related to goldfish, than goldfish are to hagfish.
      Biologists have terms like "Cartilaginous fishes" or " ray-finned fishes", but "fish" as a scientific term doesn't exist.

    • @danilooliveira6580
      @danilooliveira6580 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +25

      @@WeenusMcMenace-dm6ep it exists as a paraphyletic classification, just like the way we refer to dinossaurs informally.

    • @higginswalsan
      @higginswalsan 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      He’s correct btw

  • @tapioorankiaalto2457
    @tapioorankiaalto2457 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +59

    Does audio cut of at 14:38 for anyone else?

    • @samyslas
      @samyslas 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      yes, no sound

    • @pettykittyfam
      @pettykittyfam 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      Yep
      I came to the comments to see if it was just me lol

    • @mr.sauce1016
      @mr.sauce1016 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Yes

    • @badra9639
      @badra9639 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Yes

    • @theunknowman12
      @theunknowman12 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      Probably get copyright claimed because he uses shark tank footage

  • @Booty_Crocker
    @Booty_Crocker 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    Your videos make me so happy and laugh so hard. I’ve been in the hospital for almost 4 months and are really down. This video made me so happy. Thank you so much

  • @MforMovesets
    @MforMovesets 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +850

    Japan pulled the pro pranks, those which only work if you let your fake mermaid rot for a 100 years and don't even live to see the prank resolve. Now THAT'S dedication.

    • @phartferd5738
      @phartferd5738 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +43

      Most japanese thing I've ever heard of.

    • @abandonedtoothbrush
      @abandonedtoothbrush 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +82

      “Ha ha ha, this will confuse all the future people so very much, ha ha ha” they said, in perfect Japanese…

    • @user-md2zp5xb8i
      @user-md2zp5xb8i 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +17

      Gotta do something to make you laugh when you live in a monastery​@@abandonedtoothbrush

    • @dragon_ball_sucks_video
      @dragon_ball_sucks_video 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      me when I got caught stealing, so now I make worse videos because my viewes are sheep

    • @phartferd5738
      @phartferd5738 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +25

      @@dragon_ball_sucks_video no thanks, be well.

  • @8lacKhawKtheRIPPER
    @8lacKhawKtheRIPPER 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +258

    "We're almost done with the series and then it's back to the usual content"
    I'm not sure I wanna go back to 1 video a year, Mr Internet.

    • @kimorayn1733
      @kimorayn1733 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

      Herstorian's Internet History is the next series, I've heard.

    • @michakonieczko6875
      @michakonieczko6875 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      Better 1 excellent video per year than 5 average ones

    • @mariecarie1
      @mariecarie1 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      Especially ones with plagiarized content.

  • @ChronoSquare
    @ChronoSquare 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

    I absolutely LOVE the editing with the Japanese style art. I would totally binge 800 hours of Japanese folk lore edited and narrated by Internet Historian.

  • @MRC673
    @MRC673 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +21

    i appreciate your accelerated upload schedule

    • @myujmes
      @myujmes 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      he's compensating

    • @Bruh_but_why
      @Bruh_but_why 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@myujmes
      Compensating?

    • @MRC673
      @MRC673 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

      For his lack of uploads in the past 😂🎉😂

  • @zacharyamos6139
    @zacharyamos6139 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +259

    I’m so happy to hear about flowers losing their fragrance. Because every time I have smelled flowers in the store I don’t smell ANYTHING. Now I know I’m not broken

    • @ariannasv22
      @ariannasv22 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      Some of them smell weirdly of almost of bubblegum. I guess that's the spray they put on them, but I grew up with my grandmother's roses so I know that's not what roses actually smell like.

    • @WilliamAndrews0
      @WilliamAndrews0 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

      There is a rose-garden in Dublin that has huge areas of bred roses and you'd think you get assaulted by the flowery smell, but it's just very subtle, and then you go to the small area that has wild roses in it, and the smell is so intense, you can't stay in there for long, even though it is all out in the open (even in a relatively windy area, next to the ocean).

  • @jesarux8233
    @jesarux8233 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +232

    Beginning the Mummy section with the Yu-Gi-Oh opening is class

    • @grumbo8634
      @grumbo8634 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

      I fucking died it's so good

    • @JBrander
      @JBrander 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      23:05

  • @yungpistachio8916
    @yungpistachio8916 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +37

    Possibly your most unhinged work yet, keep it up.

  • @scottykhajiit1316
    @scottykhajiit1316 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

    I’ll be back for the next upload in about a year! Great job on the video IH! Some of the best content on TH-cam. But I need it NOW! lol

  • @xxbot
    @xxbot 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +389

    "Back to the regular content", at this point I do not know what Internet Historian consider as regular content, and at this point I am too afraid to ask

    • @LatinaCreamQueen
      @LatinaCreamQueen 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +71

      Probably going back to plagiarism.

    • @matthewharner1744
      @matthewharner1744 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +37

      OK ​@@LatinaCreamQueen

    • @hyde5213
      @hyde5213 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +46

      @@LatinaCreamQueen ywnbaw

    • @LikaLaruku
      @LikaLaruku 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +81

      @@LatinaCreamQueen Did you utterly gloss over the part of that video where he said it was the only single example of plagiarism he could find from this TH-camr, or do you just have the attention span of a pebble? I'll bet you thumbed up your own comment too.

    • @FirstLast-ow1pt
      @FirstLast-ow1pt 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +49

      @@LatinaCreamQueenI can’t believe you keep commenting about this and you’re not even getting paid lol

  • @shoulderpyro
    @shoulderpyro 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +169

    "If it's good enough for kramer it's good enough for me. AD TIME-"
    *I get an actual midroll ad*
    .. well played.

    • @audiosurfarchive
      @audiosurfarchive 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      Time to get ReVanced. I think I've avoided so few ads in the last 5 years I have little to no idea if what Flavor Of The Month is being shilled anymore, and man is it refreshing. I support donating directly much more now than having YT get the shekels, paying out a tiny fraction to it's lifeblood creators.

  • @TheLittlemau5
    @TheLittlemau5 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +14

    The only uttuber which ads i dont skip :==

  • @JacktheRipperJnr
    @JacktheRipperJnr 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +41

    The king has returned

    • @user-qs3ym5qe1b
      @user-qs3ym5qe1b 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      The king of plagiarism and masking far-right opinions!

    • @JacktheRipperJnr
      @JacktheRipperJnr 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +20

      @@user-qs3ym5qe1b cry harder, no one cares.

    • @weed__
      @weed__ 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +24

      ​@@user-qs3ym5qe1bnever seen you in hbomber fallout video saying
      how he stole from zero mutant forum

    • @HelloHelloe
      @HelloHelloe 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      @@weed__ Yeah hypocrisy at its finest, he betrayed his own friend. All for traction online from his weirdo tr@nny death cult fanbase

    • @walaraubo
      @walaraubo 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@HelloHelloewhat?

  • @IszackJustPlays
    @IszackJustPlays 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +675

    “people wanted to stink good but people naturally stink bad” 😂 You have such a way with words 😅

    • @hendawg7947
      @hendawg7947 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +13

      its called plagiarism. His mother is very proud.

    • @EastSheriff
      @EastSheriff 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @SumThingFawful
      @SumThingFawful 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +31

      ​@@hendawg7947What part?

    • @LatinaCreamQueen
      @LatinaCreamQueen 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      He probably stole the joke.

    • @SumThingFawful
      @SumThingFawful 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +55

      @@LatinaCreamQueen
      If it was stolen you would know. You people have whole reddit dedicated to snooping though IH's every video.
      You know, it feels me with joy to know you HB fans will eternally seethe that IH didn't quit youtube, grovel at your feet or off himself like James S.
      See ya next upload your unique and original comment.

  • @snekks7497
    @snekks7497 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +730

    Someone tried to sell me body spray.
    I said, "Don't even Axe me."

    • @hilotakenaka
      @hilotakenaka 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

      I mean that pun’s even more fitting considering IH brought up Lynx and that’s essentially Australia’s Axe

    • @josephm6602
      @josephm6602 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      I’ve got some shit to say just for the fuck of it!

    • @alfredotovar8984
      @alfredotovar8984 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      Since we’re on the topic, anyone remember Tag body spray? Those ads were something 😂😅

    • @Periwinkleaccount
      @Periwinkleaccount 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Sure bud, nice fake internet story.

    • @franksavage8031
      @franksavage8031 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Rim shot!

  • @jurandfantom
    @jurandfantom 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

    Thank you for being fancy Historian. Love your content

  • @Taegreth
    @Taegreth 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    Thank you for inventing the Joe Rogan podcast. Big Ounce would have wanted it that way.

  • @Sgt_SealCluber
    @Sgt_SealCluber 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +894

    "The Ba Rock, Obama" And now I'm questioning whether Obama is a real place name in Japan. HOW DARE YOU!!

    • @Chalepastel
      @Chalepastel 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +88

      i was like, yeah good joke, and then i started questioning and that part broke me. I'm broken now

    • @Cron0s91
      @Cron0s91 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +63

      IT IS

    • @Texelion3Dprints
      @Texelion3Dprints 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +93

      Don't you know Obama Beach ? It's were the Americans landed to liberate Japan from the French or something.

    • @rhino202
      @rhino202 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +28

      This entire video made me question reality

    • @amrasmord
      @amrasmord 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +15

      It is. I went there last summer. It's north of Kyoto.

  • @theredvelvetyfox8814
    @theredvelvetyfox8814 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +895

    Moby balls is an amazing read

    • @MetalMugger
      @MetalMugger 25 วันที่ผ่านมา

      SIMA is far better

    • @felixkrankenkilledmykids3122
      @felixkrankenkilledmykids3122 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +14

      You should read moby co-

    • @sunnyjim1355
      @sunnyjim1355 25 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Well, it can't be as overated and just outright bad as the prequel, because that would 'literally' be an imposibility.

    • @snowmoutain01
      @snowmoutain01 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      Moby's Balls was an amazing album. Probably his best work.

    • @vonpredator
      @vonpredator 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      Available on Audible!

  • @svengadient
    @svengadient 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

    Your Chanel is by far the best on TH-cam.

  • @saucelord3108
    @saucelord3108 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

    I was unreasonably excited when i heard the intro music for Yu-Gi-Oh

  • @cyber_xiii3786
    @cyber_xiii3786 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +515

    Seriously what psycho looked at animal intestines and feces and thought "OHHHHH we should be liquifying this stuff and spraying it all over ourselves!"

    • @Sonichero151
      @Sonichero151 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +41

      People have been weird since the creation of our species.

    • @EviGL
      @EviGL 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +71

      "I mean it attracts females for them, so maybe, just maybe we'll have a chance"

    • @albirightback445
      @albirightback445 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +43

      The french.

    • @kongk4
      @kongk4 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

      The same reason aids was discovered.

    • @Vaguer_Weevil
      @Vaguer_Weevil 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      Hey don't knock it til you try it man, the dogs LOVE me and don't even get me started with the peanut.. butter...
      ..perfume. I mean. Yeah.

  • @potheadpig
    @potheadpig 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +126

    "You know when you just killed a beaver and you cut open it's ripe abdomen?"
    Not particularly, no.

  • @coppliable
    @coppliable 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    hilarious editing as always. Love ya vids

  • @milo8425
    @milo8425 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +152

    Oh man using historical art instead of stock photography for your photoshop skits is actually kinda something I want tons more of now.

    • @MsAriesQueen
      @MsAriesQueen 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +13

      Gives me huge Monty python feels with it and I LOVE it xD

    • @SL4PSH0CK
      @SL4PSH0CK 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      ​@@MsAriesQueenexactly!!!

    • @elishh8173
      @elishh8173 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Me too its so cool!!!

  • @heckinmemes6430
    @heckinmemes6430 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +359

    All i'm saying is, we have the technology, we can make more mummies.

    • @panasclepias2937
      @panasclepias2937 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +51

      They have to be aged in order to be delicious though.

    • @jamesshefchik9690
      @jamesshefchik9690 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +13

      The Thought Emporium mummified a chicken a few months ago. A laborious experience IIRC.

    • @AugustCrossroads
      @AugustCrossroads 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      What technology? You guys can time travel 5000 years to the future.

    • @dihexa7256
      @dihexa7256 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      There’s actually a company who’ll do it, but it’s VERY expensive

    • @X-SPONGED
      @X-SPONGED 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      I mean, Thought Emporium did mummify the first ever carcass in modern history since the ancient egyptians got wiped. It's on their channel, I think you'll find it quite interesting. They're even selling papyrus scrolls of the instructions on their store

  • @Nevermind-qd7rg
    @Nevermind-qd7rg 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    Absolutely love the Hollow Knight (Reflection) soundtrack at the end. Very fitting. Good taste in game and editing.

  • @nucliam
    @nucliam 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Only 2 minutes in and Kramer Laugh Factory reference is incredible. I love the detail and effort that goes into these vids. Such a joy.
    Stay fancy.

  • @gossamera4665
    @gossamera4665 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +409

    Man that's really dark, imagine offing someone just to harvest their vomit, or gallstones, and then throwing the rest away. That could be the plot of an alien movie.

    • @elishh8173
      @elishh8173 25 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Yes we humans are horrible. It's absolutely cruel and not worth it in my opinion. Also very weird how they found out what smelled good in an animals ass for example. Really weird people haha

    • @Jotari
      @Jotari 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +29

      Futurama did have that one plot line where aliens were hunting humans for their noses.

    • @crodu_u
      @crodu_u 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +13

      basically the plot of avatar 2 right?

    • @ANIMAL.LOVERS.DONT.EAT.ANIMALS
      @ANIMAL.LOVERS.DONT.EAT.ANIMALS 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      This kind of "use the whole body" mentality is actually counterintuitive to being resource conscious. This just isnt how it works. Ill explain with a similar situation- leather.
      So people think leather is great because its using all of the animal and leaving no part wasted-but this is not how the economy or resources works. When the sale of leather is legal, its its own thing with different purpose as a "material" or "ingredient", meaning it would have different buyers and a different supply and demand situation. What this means is animals are quite often impregnated, raised, and killed for nothing but the skin alone while the rest is not used. In fact, skin of unborn calves is considered the most prized leather and so sometimes pregnant mothers are killed and discarded purely for the skin of the fetus. Thats unbelievable amounts of food and water spent to raise a tiny amount of product but its financially more lucrative for the seller.
      Most animal agriculture is self-certifying so any kind of humane or resource efficient logo you see is pure bullshit and there are loads of documentaries on this.
      Lastly even if the whole animal is used there are countless debates, forums and documentaries that exist to debunk the idea that it is resource efficient to rely on any animals as a source of any kind of material or food as they are secondary/tertiary producers on the energy pyramid (and a lot of other stuff). Check out r/debateavegan for example with any questions you might have about any situation and people from all over the world in various economic situations will explain with cited sources why animal products are never resourceful

    • @Hugsloth
      @Hugsloth 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      @@crodu_u I was about to say, that's literally the plot of Avatar 2.

  • @NegaZxyz
    @NegaZxyz 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +129

    "You're not allowed to harvest the beaver" - when she says lets just be friends.

    • @grief8060
      @grief8060 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      that smell like 7 layers, that beaver eat tacobell

    • @supra107
      @supra107 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@grief8060 come on!

  • @DrOwn-hq9ot
    @DrOwn-hq9ot 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    So glad we finally got to meet Herstorian!

  • @georgetsakmakis7499
    @georgetsakmakis7499 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +23

    Always a good day when IH makes a new video.

  • @cursedex80
    @cursedex80 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +360

    "I got mad. Digitally." I hate it so much that I laughed at that.

  • @J64Gamer64
    @J64Gamer64 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +489

    It's been 84 years.

    • @badassbillyb
      @badassbillyb 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +21

      Isnt that from that boat movie?

    • @SpookyTree255
      @SpookyTree255 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +17

      @@badassbillyb no, its from the raft book

    • @WhiteTyrone
      @WhiteTyrone 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      I'm afraid its been 9 years...

    • @Jackywhaler
      @Jackywhaler 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      84 years and still no answers....

    • @J64Gamer64
      @J64Gamer64 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@badassbillyb you mean Moby Dick or Moby Balls?

  • @cofa4011
    @cofa4011 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    Krammer does have some very good lines. First time I see your talented work, subscribed.

  • @desolus3625
    @desolus3625 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

    Just to put things into perspective.This man is so well beloved by real Internet historians for his videos, no one gives a shit about, or will overlook, the cave video.He simply makes that good of content.

    • @UhOhStinky22222
      @UhOhStinky22222 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      For real. I don’t care that he read someone’s article and made it enjoyable. Honestly the author should be thanking IH for anyone actually knowing about it at all

  • @nerotoni3253
    @nerotoni3253 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +187

    I got a ad after the “here’s my Netflix special” and it was so sped up I thought it was part of the bit

    • @MAGAMAN
      @MAGAMAN 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

      I can't believe there are people who still don't use ad blockers.

    • @karlik4861
      @karlik4861 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@MAGAMAN Using adblockers is breaking the law! youtube said so

  • @saschaberger3212
    @saschaberger3212 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +352

    "Hey look at that giant block of whale vomit. Let's make perfume out of it!"

    • @Vaguer_Weevil
      @Vaguer_Weevil 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      Can't be worse than that one I made with--uhh y'know some things are better off staying in the bedroom.

    • @christianalanwilson434
      @christianalanwilson434 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I mean Gwyneth Paltrow is still doing basically the same thing. Convincing gullible idiots that they need something useless has been a grift since forever.

  • @decepticonleaderstarscream6551
    @decepticonleaderstarscream6551 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    Another banger video and it came sooner than expected (relatable)

  • @wantnotwant
    @wantnotwant 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +13

    Millionaire mindset: I wanna smell nice
    Billionaire grindset: I wanna smell like s and animal glands

  • @Maxjoker98
    @Maxjoker98 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +189

    Can confirm, the city of Cologne does not smell great. But to be honest, I don't know of a city that does.

    • @L.Pondera
      @L.Pondera 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      There has to be one. Or at least a bunch of towns that can be added up.

    • @TheUnknownLegend1234
      @TheUnknownLegend1234 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      Indeed, but at least there's plenty of Kölsch. 😅

    • @TheGosgosh
      @TheGosgosh 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      Kölsch doesn’t smell that good, either 😂

    • @white6505
      @white6505 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      some places in brazil at night smell of night jasmine. and some coastal cities smell of the sea and of tasty food. but those are very few places, the rest is pretty much how you would imagine brazil to smell like.

    • @luke-il5nr
      @luke-il5nr 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      ​@@white6505bro tf you talking about 💀

  • @SrSpankems
    @SrSpankems 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +69

    I've actually been to the laugh factory when Kramer was doing a set at the laugh factory. This was before the infamous video. He asked the crowd if they had any deformities. I showed him my webbed feet. He said to me, and I quote "Throw his ass outside, he's a Ningyo, he's a Ningyo, he's a Ningyo. A Ningyo, look there's a Ningyo."
    I guess that's just part of his act.
    I met him after outside the club and we had a chat. Chill guy, really nice about it.

  • @linzengren
    @linzengren 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +34

    Hello Internet Historian, can I make a request for you to do a video on the fall of Tekken 8 just like how you did for Fallout 76?

    • @johnjack2260
      @johnjack2260 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      I second the motion

    • @spengybebby8197
      @spengybebby8197 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      I heard through the grapevine he is in the process of looking for an article on the subject to plagiarize

  • @andresss6146
    @andresss6146 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Omaigaaaawd a new video to rewatch 58 times thank you ma lord 😢

  • @neauthraxyeet3307
    @neauthraxyeet3307 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +143

    The ad has better writing than current Hollywood

    • @kristoffer8609
      @kristoffer8609 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +25

      That's a very low bar to pass though.

    • @shioq.
      @shioq. 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      Gentleman Pirate is a better movie than 90% of Hollywood productions

    • @Sonichero151
      @Sonichero151 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      It's the same writing as several hallmark Christmas movie plots

    • @MetalXaldy
      @MetalXaldy 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      That is if he DID write it, if we're going to compare him or his ghostwriter to screenwriters

    • @LilacStarbloom
      @LilacStarbloom 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      @@MetalXaldyor if he just stole it from someone else. Given that Man In Cave was plagiarized, at this point, I wouldn’t be surprised.

  • @SonOfNone
    @SonOfNone 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +36

    19:23
    _"Harry, did you put the Ningyo into your mouth?!"_ Dumbledore calmly asked.

  • @JCVC1986454
    @JCVC1986454 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +16

    "Ein Bitte, Was ist das?" Had me shoot milkshake out my nose. All I smell is vanilla now. Thank you!

  • @nigralurker
    @nigralurker 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +59

    The breadtubers are absolutely malding. Dilation stations are on standby for them.

    • @SpareSomeChange8080
      @SpareSomeChange8080 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +29

      what's even funnier is those that are still going on about it, when you look on their channels they've been uploading other peoples content!

    • @AbsentMinded619
      @AbsentMinded619 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +18

      It really hammers home how much free time they have

    • @Solid--Snake
      @Solid--Snake 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      the number of views in IH videos was never the same after the accusations tho, gotta love it

    • @kev95
      @kev95 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      They're giving IH more views, so let them.

    • @iamnotthatguy7166
      @iamnotthatguy7166 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      showing legitimate concern over the platforms most influential creators that reach millions of people ≠ malding lmao

  • @zaidal-wadi2311
    @zaidal-wadi2311 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +186

    That's a cuttlefish.

    • @EdwardMichael3
      @EdwardMichael3 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Yup not a squid. They are also super intelligent just like their squid and octopus cousins though. And very good cross dressers

    • @trkagog6155
      @trkagog6155 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      It seems more like a reef squid than a cuttlefish, though its hard to tell from that angle

    • @edcaous
      @edcaous 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      I volunteered at an aquarium once. There was a cuttlefish exhibit but it was always empty…
      …and now this talk has got me thinking about why it was empty. I never asked during my time there.

    • @Longshanks1690
      @Longshanks1690 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      So where’s the asparagus?

  • @kaystephan2610
    @kaystephan2610 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +121

    I just wonder HOW they found all this out? Like...who thought "Yess...WHALE VOMIT. Let's put WHALE VOMIT into our perfume"?
    And who then said "Let's try this gland near the balls of this specific type of deer"??? Like ¿

    • @ezeqeel8352
      @ezeqeel8352 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      People have hunted whales for thousands of years, of course someone had to eventually find that out.

    • @pimvanduijne
      @pimvanduijne 23 วันที่ผ่านมา

      as they started to understand what chemistry was and how it works, they started to understand better and better where to look. to the point of arriving at synthetical almost everything.

    • @Mereologist
      @Mereologist 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      It turns out that whales occasionally yak up the ambergris and it floats (for years, sometimes). So it had been found before in the ocean and on coastlines. All the way back in Ancient Egypt it was used for incense and the like (it burns quite readily), so its olfactory properties may have been known longer than its source.

  • @MegamanPsy
    @MegamanPsy 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    A new storymode out next week? I can't wait to see it uploaded next month.

  • @pilotpencil
    @pilotpencil 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +13

    Honestly dude. You might be the funniest TH-camr ever.

  • @nathangillmore5064
    @nathangillmore5064 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +270

    "'Oh my God!' he says in Japanese." is one of the funniest lines you've written, IH.

    • @kangalio
      @kangalio 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      I don't get it

    • @big_sea
      @big_sea 22 วันที่ผ่านมา

      yes

    • @highfiveexpert2494
      @highfiveexpert2494 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +16

      If he wrote it.

    • @ryrin6091
      @ryrin6091 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +13

      @@highfiveexpert2494 No one cares

    • @ut2819
      @ut2819 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      @@highfiveexpert2494 one video legit destroy every other video that he didn't copy legit brain decomposed

  • @Capum5
    @Capum5 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +138

    "With this NORD-themed brick." Really got me for some reason, amazing. And the closely followed Nomad joke kept the giggling going for a good bit.

  • @ZBott
    @ZBott 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I like the beginning the most, but that would require a lot of... history. Glad to see you still came back and put out more in the series.

  • @Thesaurcery4U2C
    @Thesaurcery4U2C 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Editing just keeps getting better.

  • @machinat3636
    @machinat3636 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +115

    You can always trust someone who creates perfume. They just make scents

  • @Absolutely_Nobody
    @Absolutely_Nobody 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +87

    God damn it.
    The "Ba rock, Obama" got me good.

  • @aaroncampbell331
    @aaroncampbell331 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +43

    I can tell by the sponsored ad in the middle that this video should have been released in December

    • @louisd1827
      @louisd1827 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      and I do ever wonder what happened around that time that might have delayed this video xD

  • @nootnoot6404
    @nootnoot6404 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

    I'm a fully functionning adult... why am I still laughing at "Moby Balls"

  • @ninelivesstealer
    @ninelivesstealer 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +112

    The "olfactory" pun was incredible, actually. I would have been the one guy in the audience laughing.

  • @Crocogator
    @Crocogator 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +44

    Imagine 5000 years after your death, your curse awakens and watch someone dump your ground up body into their flower garden.

  • @Jesus-jq5zw
    @Jesus-jq5zw 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

    You think egyptians ever went 'hey, you think people in the future will mistake our mummies with big salamis and eat them?'

  • @thefattymcgee5801
    @thefattymcgee5801 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    This was analysis without grasping. On a personal level i get what you mean Arthur. Thank you

  • @BaldorfBreakdowns
    @BaldorfBreakdowns 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +53

    I like how distinct these videos are from the Incognito Mode ones, you can only just barely tell it's two different channels if you pay really close attention.

    • @ExaltedUriel
      @ExaltedUriel 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      Yeah, the main channel videos are much more focused on telling a story, where the Incognito Mode videos go more into the technical details of things.

  • @TheManWhoStoleTheShadows
    @TheManWhoStoleTheShadows 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +87

    Your editor(s) deserves a bottle of fine wine and a pat on the back because this is some damn fine work.

    • @karlik4861
      @karlik4861 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

      he did it ALL himself!

    • @justafellow797
      @justafellow797 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

      @@karlik4861 hopefully this time he also did the writing by himself as well o~o

    • @KingLich451
      @KingLich451 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      ​@@justafellow797🙊

    • @SL4PSH0CK
      @SL4PSH0CK 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      ​@@justafellow797for real, if the 1st strike was recieved like that, a 2nd wont be tolerated by the internet. I do feel the pressure IH is taking when he uploads

    • @lukex1337
      @lukex1337 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      @@karlik4861u mean plagiarized like his other vid? 😄

  • @jbaketkd
    @jbaketkd 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +13

    Awesome video

  • @Smakula
    @Smakula 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +21

    Can't believe anyone cared about hLOSERguy's comments on this guy considering he is way cooler, funnier, and handsomer

    • @BrickBuster2552
      @BrickBuster2552 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

      No one ever cared about hbomberguy's comments; they cared about Internet Historian doing plagiarism -- which he did, and tried to cover up instead of challenge, because he did.

    • @Smakula
      @Smakula 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@BrickBuster2552 if no one cares about his comments, imagine what they think of yours

  • @moondrop1283
    @moondrop1283 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +142

    i’m a massive nerd (egyptologist) and at the museum i work at we have a note which they would give to people after their weird victorian mummy unwrapping parties and it has a bit of the mummy wrappings attached to it as a keepsake with the date of the party which is absolutely fucking insane

    • @rustomkanishka
      @rustomkanishka 25 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Please tell me they didn't eat the mummy at the museum, too.
      Also, the cocaine mummies happened because the museum used nose candy as an insect repellent..how much money do you have to use nose candy as bug spray?

    • @damyr
      @damyr 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      Working in a museum, eh? Any out of the place artifacts kept in the basement? Maybe some alien skulls, or ancient alien machines used for building pyramids? Is there any unusual stuff at all?

    • @obnoxiouspedant
      @obnoxiouspedant 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      Pyramid? You referring to the giza mass autism array? ​@@damyr

    • @damyr
      @damyr 25 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@obnoxiouspedant Not sure what are you about.

    • @pierreo33
      @pierreo33 25 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@damyr Slaves built the pyramids. Tens of thousands of slaves over many decades.

  • @Hirokison
    @Hirokison 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +432

    *He finally got his Password right*

    • @Porygonal64
      @Porygonal64 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +66

      he was hiding because he plagarises his vids

    • @lIllIlllIlIllIlllIlIllIlllIl
      @lIllIlllIlIllIlllIlIllIlllIl 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      @@Porygonal64 Keep crying.

    • @jaredmartinez7323
      @jaredmartinez7323 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +42

      ​@@Porygonal64 r/wooooosh

    • @darknephilim3248
      @darknephilim3248 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +60

      ​@@Porygonal64 One confirmed, possibly a few others at least in part. But 1. This series is a lot more original and harder to plagerise outside of the odd bit of history. 2. What he did was bad, but its not like he killed someone. Be disappointed by all means, but people seriously act like he killed their pet in front of them.

    • @Azuria969
      @Azuria969 25 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@Porygonal64 yeah but we forgave cuz we dont give two sh1 ts about the other sucker 😂 😂

  • @tibiamademedoit6486
    @tibiamademedoit6486 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

    Tjis is the best cannel ever

  • @CHEWYTv
    @CHEWYTv 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    his AD breaks are actualy worth watching lol i love it so much

  • @iamredjustice5984
    @iamredjustice5984 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +61

    Dude the part about the stone woman outside the cave had me fucking rolling, all of that to build up to that joke, holy shit a masterpiece.

    • @soulmana1010
      @soulmana1010 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      It’s a real story