Space marine: "ay whachu want" Space marine two: "I'll have a cheeseburger, no onions" Tzeentch bursts in through wall: "YOU FOOLS! YOU HAVE SET THE COURSE FOR YOUR DOOM IN EXACTLY EIGHTEEN MILLENNIA!"
thought it was Nugrly Burgly because if there’s life and sentience then there’s disease, death, and rot? Then again I’m not deep into the lore like you may very well be.
>be Tzeentch >Make non-sense plan that kick his own nuts, and are in no way ever brought back into the lore > "Just as planned" He's the god of scheme, not successful ones
He once planted a seed on earth, which grew into a tree in the middle of a valley used for lumbering, that tree was then turned into paper used for printing books. Those books ended up in a depository for distribution, a man saw that book and picked it up as he used it to level the chair from where he shot JFK. It was all him all along people!
Tzeench's armies: All powerful phsychers teady to unleash their magic. That one Blank Inquisitor that decided to be the Doom Slayer of Warhammer 40k: *Rip and tear intensifies*
@@EliphasTheInheritor But Tuska is an ork. Sure, he is a slayer, but not THE Slayer. The real Slayer would be a Blank Malleus Inquisitor (because you can't have DOOM Guy without the human.) Still, Tuska is a good example.
Tzeentch " *manipulates events in such a way that this inquisitor slips and falls head first on a slighty pointy rock and cracks his skull open during combat* "
Magic and psychic powers are different things in 40k. Magic (also called sorcery) is when a you make a bargain with a warp entity like a daemon or a chaos god and it performs actions for you in return for, usually, your soul or a promised sacrificial soul. Psychic powers are when a person from the “real” world is able to directly manipulate the warp dimension with their mind in order to cause effects such as fire bolts, teleportation, mind reading, etc.
No, Tzeentch is the god of ambition. All of the chaos gods are related to emotion. Change and schemes are not emotions. Also, short-term plans can't bear fruit far into the future... they are short-term.
Yes they embody certain emtions of mortals but they also have a bunch of other stuff about them, Tzeentch wouldn't be called The Changer of Ways or Lord of Manipulation if that weren't true and he inspires change in all ways withe his magic and schemes just like Khorn tho being fulled by rage is all about honor and a good fight or Nurgle being finality through death and decay
@_Chaosnight_ yes, there are related concepts in their portfolios of influence, but you wouldn't say that Slaanesh is a god of beauty, or art. The gods are the gods of the motions that form the basis for their core vortex in the warp. Everything else is a tool they use to increase the intensity of that emotion in mortals. This is why Khorne is the god of rage, and emotion that typically results in violence. Violence also causes rage. The honour of warriors also tends to result in violence, as honour can be insulted and have to be avenged. Nurgle is the god of despair. Plagues and entropy are a great way of inspiring despair in mortal creatures. His followers are granted immunity from the bad effects of these things so that they more easily inspire despair in mortals they meet, and thus increase his power. Scheming and magic are both methods of achieving change, and change is the end goal of ambition. Art and beauty both inspire pleasure in mortals in deeply profound ways. So do certain drugs and foods. Eventually, your ability to be moved by stimuli ebbs, and you need more extreme input to even feel anything. Far enough down the path of Slaanesh, you end up finding pleasure in pain because it is different from the void that you normally feel. All of the ephemera that surround the gods are simply ways of unspiring their core emotion in mortals, thus gathering more power. If you get chance, read the Liber Chaotica, specifically Liber Nurgle.
I don't think he actually plans. Warp-entities exist outside of time, famously with Slaanesh having been around before having been born. Tzeenth just improvises his way through "life", because he instantly knows what will happen in the future (or past) when he does something and thus famously does 180s in the least intuitive moments.
King Of Mankind: Oh (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻ Even a Five year old Can beat him. Tzeentch: Emotional Damage. The whole reason why Tzeentch plotted Horus Heresy. King Of Mankind: Oh come, That Bitch Move. Slaanesh Enters chat. King Of Mankind: OH Myself
You think you defeated hos army. No because in 375.47 years a decendant of one of the soldiers kicks you in the nuts and causes you to go on a downward spiral and he will love every second of it
Well yes, the war they fight against eachother is literally called *The Great Game* withe the universe and warp being their playground, all to see who is the strongest and gets to dominate over the others
He isn't considered a "major" or "main" Chaosgod and many of the community doesn't see him as canon because he is so rarely mentioned and he and is armies are basically never represented in anyway also he isn't part of The Great Game
Tzeentch could win the great game and defeat the other chaos gods if he wanted to, but he doesn’t because he enjoys the great game so he wants to keep it going
I'm convinced his true form is a Child since his powers are useless against a child's imagination and/or innocence.
The black templars when they hear this: “sir the child wall is complete” “…good”
@@ruantimker1273xD
"Thinking millenia ahead"
Meanwhile he loses to a custodian on a children's card game simply because he can't see the cards of the other side
Tzeentch is just that kid on the playground that when you beat him goes NUH UH
No one:
Tzeentch: *_JusT aS pLanNeD_*
**Doesn't elaborate further**
Space marine: "ay whachu want"
Space marine two: "I'll have a cheeseburger, no onions"
Tzeentch bursts in through wall: "YOU FOOLS! YOU HAVE SET THE COURSE FOR YOUR DOOM IN EXACTLY EIGHTEEN MILLENNIA!"
All according to keikaku
@@erikdahl6861 shoulda got those onions…
"The final member" - Tzeentch being the first god awakening
thought it was Nugrly Burgly because if there’s life and sentience then there’s disease, death, and rot? Then again I’m not deep into the lore like you may very well be.
A tzeentch demon kills alpharius
Tzeentch : haha just as planned
Alpharius: haha just as planned
I am Alpharius
>be Tzeentch
>Make non-sense plan that kick his own nuts, and are in no way ever brought back into the lore
> "Just as planned"
He's the god of scheme, not successful ones
Oof
Have enough plans and SOME will work,
Tzeentch: the Indeceisive Mollusk
Ah, yes.
"The indecisive mollusk"
He once planted a seed on earth, which grew into a tree in the middle of a valley used for lumbering, that tree was then turned into paper used for printing books.
Those books ended up in a depository for distribution, a man saw that book and picked it up as he used it to level the chair from where he shot JFK.
It was all him all along people!
Tzeench's armies: All powerful phsychers teady to unleash their magic.
That one Blank Inquisitor that decided to be the Doom Slayer of Warhammer 40k: *Rip and tear intensifies*
Ever hear bout tuska daemon Killa?
@@EliphasTheInheritor But Tuska is an ork. Sure, he is a slayer, but not THE Slayer. The real Slayer would be a Blank Malleus Inquisitor (because you can't have DOOM Guy without the human.) Still, Tuska is a good example.
Tzeentch " *manipulates events in such a way that this inquisitor slips and falls head first on a slighty pointy rock and cracks his skull open during combat* "
@@_Chaosnight_ But the Inquisitor gets saved by his helmet and plot armor.
@@cryptictubegr8269 Not even plot armor can resits the goofy schemes of Tzeentch
Imagine playing a game of chess with tzeentch
Magic and psychic powers are different things in 40k. Magic (also called sorcery) is when a you make a bargain with a warp entity like a daemon or a chaos god and it performs actions for you in return for, usually, your soul or a promised sacrificial soul. Psychic powers are when a person from the “real” world is able to directly manipulate the warp dimension with their mind in order to cause effects such as fire bolts, teleportation, mind reading, etc.
To be fair is it not the case that normal humans can become psykers through daemonic pacts or other warp rituals?
@@lordgod9958 They would have used magic to get the gift of psychic powers then. What they will have traded away to get such a gift though… !
Exuse you, final member? Have you heard of our lord The great horned rat? The most cunning of gods?
Tzeetch is just a Memer in WH40K
This new type of video's are awesome
5th Chaos god, Malice/Malal
GUAAARJAMERRCUARENTAMIL!
No, Tzeentch is the god of ambition. All of the chaos gods are related to emotion. Change and schemes are not emotions.
Also, short-term plans can't bear fruit far into the future... they are short-term.
Yes they embody certain emtions of mortals but they also have a bunch of other stuff about them, Tzeentch wouldn't be called The Changer of Ways or Lord of Manipulation if that weren't true and he inspires change in all ways withe his magic and schemes just like Khorn tho being fulled by rage is all about honor and a good fight or Nurgle being finality through death and decay
@_Chaosnight_ yes, there are related concepts in their portfolios of influence, but you wouldn't say that Slaanesh is a god of beauty, or art.
The gods are the gods of the motions that form the basis for their core vortex in the warp. Everything else is a tool they use to increase the intensity of that emotion in mortals.
This is why Khorne is the god of rage, and emotion that typically results in violence. Violence also causes rage. The honour of warriors also tends to result in violence, as honour can be insulted and have to be avenged.
Nurgle is the god of despair. Plagues and entropy are a great way of inspiring despair in mortal creatures. His followers are granted immunity from the bad effects of these things so that they more easily inspire despair in mortals they meet, and thus increase his power.
Scheming and magic are both methods of achieving change, and change is the end goal of ambition.
Art and beauty both inspire pleasure in mortals in deeply profound ways. So do certain drugs and foods. Eventually, your ability to be moved by stimuli ebbs, and you need more extreme input to even feel anything. Far enough down the path of Slaanesh, you end up finding pleasure in pain because it is different from the void that you normally feel.
All of the ephemera that surround the gods are simply ways of unspiring their core emotion in mortals, thus gathering more power.
If you get chance, read the Liber Chaotica, specifically Liber Nurgle.
Tzeentch is the best Chaos god but his lesser demons look super dumb
The lord of change, the master of manipulation, TZEENTCH
I don't think he actually plans. Warp-entities exist outside of time, famously with Slaanesh having been around before having been born. Tzeenth just improvises his way through "life", because he instantly knows what will happen in the future (or past) when he does something and thus famously does 180s in the least intuitive moments.
King Of Mankind: Oh
(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻
Even a Five year old Can beat him.
Tzeentch: Emotional Damage.
The whole reason why Tzeentch plotted Horus Heresy.
King Of Mankind: Oh come, That Bitch Move.
Slaanesh Enters chat.
King Of Mankind: OH Myself
Hey, you got a link to the art of the Gods at the table ?
You think you defeated hos army. No because in 375.47 years a decendant of one of the soldiers kicks you in the nuts and causes you to go on a downward spiral and he will love every second of it
"Tzeench explained" ah, you made the classic mistake of trying to explain an entity who's explanation will always change just like the rest of it.
I have got to know where that first picture is from
elder scrolls Jyggalag vs the chaos gods, who wins?
Wait a second... Are they all playing sorry in the opening shot?
Well yes, the war they fight against eachother is literally called *The Great Game* withe the universe and warp being their playground, all to see who is the strongest and gets to dominate over the others
time is irrelevant when talking about chaos...😅
hey hey people seth here.
It's Neil deGrasse Tyson but less malevolent.
How do I install mods on Balatro?
Txeench does not care from where the change flows, only that it changes
You forgot about malice, everyone forgot about malice😢
Hey hey people
More like the worst for last
Just as planned
Who is the lady with her nips out in the beginning?
Lamest of the 4.
Ummmmm Malal
He isn't considered a "major" or "main" Chaosgod and many of the community doesn't see him as canon because he is so rarely mentioned and he and is armies are basically never represented in anyway also he isn't part of The Great Game
Tzeentch could win the great game and defeat the other chaos gods if he wanted to, but he doesn’t because he enjoys the great game so he wants to keep it going
That's what he keeps telling us, but I think... - CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!
I think he makes so many plans that his purpose is the plans and not the result.
@@KhairulFadzlyAKarim Tzeentch is the ultimate embodiment of the 0hrase "It is the journey, not the destination, which matters".
Yeah I love this chaos god and it the one I always play