FACTORIO IS A PERFECTLY BALANCED GAME WITH NO EXPLOITS - 500 Players Is Broken Strategy

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  • Factorio is a fantastic strategy and simulation game all about managing a growing factory in the face of a growing opposition to your own constructed factorio. Now today The Spiffing Brit Will be discovering if Factorio Is A Perfectly Balanced Game With No Exploits! We will be testing to see if with 500 Players in multiplayer we can speedrun the game faster than anyone else has! The current world record for a factorio multiplayer speed run is just under 2 hours! So logically if we slightly exploit the system by bringing in an extra 500 players we should be able to cheese that and win rather easily! Well naturally we will discover the power of the incredible massive multiplayer experience and watch 500 players build the best factory ever. With minimal efficiency of course due to just our massive numbers.
    This video game exploit video will be jam packed with a best bits funny moments montage style of editing similar to that of Valefisk, Robbaz and RTgame. So sit back relax and grab a cup of tea to enjoy with the spiffing brit!
    Magestic Merch: freshmerch.fm/collections/spi...
    Patreon: / spiffing
    Twitter: @thespiffingbrit
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    title: FACTORIO IS A PERFECTLY BALANCED GAME WITH NO EXPLOITS - 500 Players Is Broken Strategy
    #funny #montage #Factorio
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  • @asbestosfish_
    @asbestosfish_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9811

    Ah, colonising a planet with slave labour, the _british_ way.

    • @Stormcrow_1
      @Stormcrow_1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +203

      Only if the tribes of Africa are there to capture the slaves and sell them to us.

    • @duelingdragons82
      @duelingdragons82 4 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      You misspelled Dutch West India Company.

    • @4AneR
      @4AneR 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @@Stormcrow_1 he has black players mining coal nonetheless

    • @jamest543
      @jamest543 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@duelingdragons82 He misspelled Labor, The british only accept Slave "Labour "

    • @themightysalamence9870
      @themightysalamence9870 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@Stormcrow_1 Nah, he is using Soviet manpower

  • @OnyxIdol
    @OnyxIdol 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2994

    "There is another wave coming."
    "Of biters?"
    "No, of players."

    • @soundingtheskies
      @soundingtheskies 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      I would be far more scared of 500 rust players than 500 zombies

    • @Zaire82
      @Zaire82 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@soundingtheskies 500 normal humans is already a bigger threat than 500 zombies.
      Zombies are slow and brain dead. It's already easy to fool an idiot, but those guys don't even know how to think anymore. 500 super-idiots bum-rushing you unarmed is nothing compared to 500 probably strategically moving humans likely wielding at least some form of weapon.
      Of course you'd think the 500 embodiments of *cruelty* is far scarier.

    • @Jakkaribik1
      @Jakkaribik1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Zaire82 1 Human is like>50 Zombies worth 1vs50 or more depending on where you look

    • @lunasagaming5801
      @lunasagaming5801 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@babress3119 you know what, the rust players would be armed with a rock
      or someone would have shot off their arms

    • @MurriciTerceiro
      @MurriciTerceiro 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The players to the aliens:
      "Right back at you buckaroo"

  • @DalithaMW
    @DalithaMW 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3262

    when you start up factorio, but end up playing Starcraft instead

    • @gregoriysharapov1936
      @gregoriysharapov1936 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      I remember this guy Arumba doing this too, I also recall suggesting this over a year ago, and now finally Spiff has done it!

    • @nemesisurvivorleon
      @nemesisurvivorleon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      best most relevant comment lmao

    • @BudBreaker
      @BudBreaker 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      But you are the Zerg

    • @mozambique1697
      @mozambique1697 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Wait, are you saying I have been playing factorio all the time?

    • @isanarditama
      @isanarditama 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

  • @s0r445
    @s0r445 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1465

    I like how Klonan was in your game, one of the factorio devs

    • @Wisdorin
      @Wisdorin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +198

      would love to know what he tried to spawn when he accendently killed the server and ended the video (=

    • @wowmom98lol
      @wowmom98lol 3 ปีที่แล้ว +242

      @@Wisdorin If you read the command he tried to do, you can see that he was trying to clear a bunch of trees but it was too much for the server to handle

    • @Voliere-infoNl
      @Voliere-infoNl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      @@wowmom98lol still, 600 ppl close to each other for a indie game is amazing. That's some WoW quality development.

    • @wobblysauce
      @wobblysauce 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      wood be dammed.

    • @abdullahandy9493
      @abdullahandy9493 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I guess im asking randomly but does anyone know a method to get back into an Instagram account?
      I was dumb forgot my account password. I would appreciate any help you can give me

  • @this_is_patrick
    @this_is_patrick 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3087

    The hell is this Factorio thing? I thought this is a historical reenactment of how Australia was settled.

  • @TheForeignGamer
    @TheForeignGamer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2850

    I love how two guys went out of their way to ignore literally everything that was going on in the game and instead create two fictional rival oil companies, complete with marks indicating attrition wars and claimed territory. Something about that is so funny to me 😂

    • @obsessivecorvid
      @obsessivecorvid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      its factorio with The Spiffing Brit

    • @gannonpatton2858
      @gannonpatton2858 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      The internet is a microcosm of life

    • @shivanshukantprasad
      @shivanshukantprasad 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Plot twist: It was the same person operating two accounts

    • @_caracalla_
      @_caracalla_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      roleplay is awesome. i wish i could play people like them lol

    • @dankeshon7370
      @dankeshon7370 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Sounds like tf2 lore

  • @mariokart6309
    @mariokart6309 4 ปีที่แล้ว +869

    Fun fact: the three factors that determine when enemies evolve are time, pollution and, drumroll,
    bases destroyed.

    • @sylver8919
      @sylver8919 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      mario kart daheck is deumroll

    • @randomchannel7851
      @randomchannel7851 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      So which ones speeds up the evolution the most?

    • @mariokart6309
      @mariokart6309 4 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      @@randomchannel7851 Bases destroyed

    • @scragar
      @scragar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      @@randomchannel7851
      Destroying each spawner increases it by 0.2% of the way towards 100%.
      That's basically the same as 2,478 units of pollution or allowing 9 minutes and 20 seconds to pass.
      Note that the raw percentages don't add up because each increase is a percentage of the remaining progress to 100% evolution so 25%*4 isn't 100%, it's 68%( 1-(1-25%)^4 = 0.683,593,75, I did the maths when calculating what compares to what above so you've got comparable numbers.

    • @Twisted_Code
      @Twisted_Code 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      that's what I was thinking when watching this. It would be different if they were on rail world or otherwise had enemy expansion disabled, but those bugs are just pop right back up where they were...

  • @fabricatortheddius7107
    @fabricatortheddius7107 4 ปีที่แล้ว +427

    "The grenadier army is just untrained soldiers holding one maybe two grenades and throwing it at the enemy."
    S T R A T E G Y

  • @Sotumney
    @Sotumney 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4089

    "There's no such thing as automation"
    Yeah 500 people in labor is kinda automated for YOU

    • @snickle1980
      @snickle1980 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      in labor AND working as a laborer? cudos to those fine gals.

    • @anthony_pr1033
      @anthony_pr1033 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Organic automation

    • @bman7346
      @bman7346 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@snickle1980 this is too good

    • @-Big_Big
      @-Big_Big 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      this sounds like child labor in china

    • @FWAKWAKKA
      @FWAKWAKKA 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@-Big_Big but these people were doing it of their own volition. following whoever they chose and doing whatever task they felt like doing. they werent slaves. they fought and worked together as comrades.. this was communism. so beautiful
      FIGHT ON SMOL FACTORY BOIS. ;-;

  • @MoonFlux
    @MoonFlux 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4497

    Props to the devs for being able to make a game that can handle this many players without lag.

    • @FredDufresne
      @FredDufresne 4 ปีที่แล้ว +653

      Not to mention the complexity of the game, it's not just blobs running around with pew pews!

    • @MoonFlux
      @MoonFlux 4 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      @@FredDufresne Or is it?

    • @Evan-ox5nx
      @Evan-ox5nx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +340

      MoonFlux I mean there certainly wasn’t no issues. Not shown was the 5+ server crashes

    • @kelvaxmiller8963
      @kelvaxmiller8963 4 ปีที่แล้ว +237

      Heh, heh, you weren't here for the stream. It had a LOT of issues. We crashed Factorio itself.

    • @MoonFlux
      @MoonFlux 4 ปีที่แล้ว +178

      @@kelvaxmiller8963 I was around and i know how much it crashed. But even still factor(io)ing all that in, it did pretty well.

  • @veterayt6800
    @veterayt6800 2 ปีที่แล้ว +308

    "this is how war is conducted, this is done with swarms of humans with pickaxes"
    ah yes, a labor union on strike

  • @Zixias
    @Zixias 2 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    lmao "ill just steal his inventory" very historically accurate brit playthrough i love it-norway

  • @mannofdober873
    @mannofdober873 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2147

    "Quantity has a Quality all of its own."

    • @MrRolnicek
      @MrRolnicek 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That's an Isaac Arthur quote, isn't it?

    • @MegasXaos
      @MegasXaos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Joseph Stalin

    • @Sophia-vk5bq
      @Sophia-vk5bq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Brilliant.

    • @SapFeaRon
      @SapFeaRon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@MegasXaos No, it's not a quote Stalin, stop saying that. It's quote from someone in america in 1980 and for some reasons everyone loves to say that stalin said that. "belive everything you see in internet" - Vladimir Lenin, probably. =/

    • @MegasXaos
      @MegasXaos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@SapFeaRon source?
      It appeared in US military references around that time yes, but the source is disputed. So unless you've got source to counter Stalin (the most commonly attributed despot) as the source, its perfectly reasonable to attribute it to him.

  • @matti8621
    @matti8621 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1272

    12:36 Thanks Spiff... that explains where my ammo went.
    Great fun. Would play again.

    • @MegaCakeFan
      @MegaCakeFan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      Sacrificed for the greater good

    • @limyarplane1991
      @limyarplane1991 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      lol i was near you when that happend and i remember thinking that poor man good thing he dint take my rifle.

    • @ThanksIfYourReadIt
      @ThanksIfYourReadIt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@MegaCakeFan "... for the greedier goods"

    • @AppLmage
      @AppLmage 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      fuck you

    • @BaddyZ
      @BaddyZ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      YOUR ammo? It's OUR ammo. For the greater good, comrade.

  • @undeadnightorc
    @undeadnightorc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +567

    "The one with the rifle shoots! The one without follows him! When the one with the rifle gets killed the one who is following picks up the rifle and shoots!"

    • @kolow123
      @kolow123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Sound like imperial guard to me

    • @UnknownSquid
      @UnknownSquid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@kolow123 Why isn't an Imperial Guard game like that/this already a thing? Would love to see it. Everyone is always trying to make games fancier, but where are the games just keeping it simple and going bigger?

    • @TheNonplayer
      @TheNonplayer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      battle @ Leingrad.....?

    • @demonifist1384
      @demonifist1384 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Where did this myth even come from? O_O

    • @BIGmlems
      @BIGmlems 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@demonifist1384 there was a movie called enemy at the gates where the commissar was ordering the peasants to attack the germans and they didnt have enough rifles or ammo so one guy would carry the rifle till he got gunned down (which was near instant mind you) and the guy behind him had to pick the rifle up. if you retreated you were shot in the back by the germans, if you continued to retreat you were gunned down by your own men, because it was treason as far as stalin and the russians were concerned........

  • @hayokamikaze5896
    @hayokamikaze5896 2 ปีที่แล้ว +395

    I do wonder how well coordinated a 500 person speedrun could be

    • @chrisfrady2767
      @chrisfrady2767 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      A 25-person WoW raid is hard enough to coordinate.

    • @ArgelTal_
      @ArgelTal_ 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@schoolterrorist And still there are Arma communities regulary sending more or less than 80 people into battle.
      The key is building teams and setting goals, not to manage everything by one guy or let people just do what they think is working.
      Thats how Businesses and every modern military is working.

    • @ArgelTal_
      @ArgelTal_ 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@schoolterrorist good point. I should have added: but in the end, it's just a game anyways. ;) chaos can be fun. But so can be coordination.

  • @efren.hurtado
    @efren.hurtado 4 ปีที่แล้ว +623

    "He died. But his resources will not be forgotten." Spoken like a true gamer

    • @maximvsdread1610
      @maximvsdread1610 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lolz...Yes that's the quote I heard loudest...lol...

    • @bobzombie2710
      @bobzombie2710 ปีที่แล้ว

      Like a true Brit*

  • @Diego-hg5wc
    @Diego-hg5wc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +888

    "hey Rome wasn't built in a day"
    "but what if they had grenades"
    "Well... then all bets are off"

  • @oompalumpus699
    @oompalumpus699 4 ปีที่แล้ว +263

    Kinda makes me want to imagine what Starcraft would be like if it were played this way. Each Terran marine being an individual player.

    • @NomekopLightspeed
      @NomekopLightspeed 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Marines clipping around, taking cover from enemy attacks, and being generally more useful than an AI army of ten times the size.

    • @natedude9947
      @natedude9947 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Try foxhole my guy

    • @nemesisurvivorleon
      @nemesisurvivorleon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Battlezone Combat Commander or Nuclear Dawn or Natural Selection 2.
      Actually, Natural Selection 2 is almost exactly what you described but with far less players.

    • @namvo3013
      @namvo3013 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      There was an event on Doom with 200+ players

    • @KaiSoDaM
      @KaiSoDaM 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I used to play a lot of Savage the Battle Of Newerth, and was just a RTS for two commanders, and a action game for each of the 100+ players. Good times.
      Um salve pros players do server do Terra

  • @spdutahraptor777
    @spdutahraptor777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    Factorio: **sends waves after waves of hostile aliens to attack the base**
    Spiffin Brit: **uno reverse card**

  • @efren.hurtado
    @efren.hurtado 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1078

    "People are now overlapping each other in a slightly disgusting fashion"
    - The Spiffing Brit 2020

    • @satakrionkryptomortis
      @satakrionkryptomortis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      its called intercourse..

    • @Superschlecht
      @Superschlecht 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      This is how I imagine british sex education.

    • @jeffreyhoon
      @jeffreyhoon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sounds like Kama Sutra

    • @crispynuggets9901
      @crispynuggets9901 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The replies just became very sexual

    • @japr1223
      @japr1223 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Quite a bigoted statement really.

  • @Rapture9999
    @Rapture9999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2107

    How British of you to immediately start eliminating the natives

    • @TheArklyte
      @TheArklyte 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      But then simply sneezing on them doesn't work. *[SurprisedPickachuFace]*

    • @temak230
      @temak230 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      what? as long as it works alright

    • @stevecooper6578
      @stevecooper6578 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Can't civilize bugs and/or make them do labor

    • @TheArklyte
      @TheArklyte 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@stevecooper6578 where have I heard that one before?:D

    • @marceelino
      @marceelino 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      it would be nice to do it again in India and China.

  • @favourites144
    @favourites144 4 ปีที่แล้ว +299

    13:16
    Spiff: “what is going on down here”
    “his only existence is to create art down here”
    Me:
    fantastic

  • @andreashampp9183
    @andreashampp9183 2 ปีที่แล้ว +274

    lets just take a minute and think about how a game with so much movement and not even 10gb data can run a game with over 500 players with no issues

    • @odeldodelhorst7549
      @odeldodelhorst7549 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      now thats top notch optimisation.

    • @Alcosmos_
      @Alcosmos_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@odeldodelhorst7549 It is indeed, but you cant put "notch" and "optimization" in the same word :p

    • @t395delta
      @t395delta 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@Alcosmos_ he can, i can see it.

    • @melvin4272
      @melvin4272 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@t395delta 🤓

    • @fightingblind
      @fightingblind 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Alcosmos_ notptimization

  • @joshuakethan3044
    @joshuakethan3044 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1686

    Oh so that's how Australia got started

    • @nickpruneau8564
      @nickpruneau8564 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Or how usa works today lol

    • @hazmatharry
      @hazmatharry 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Can confirm, am Australian

    • @lemeres2478
      @lemeres2478 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      No way. They never got rid of the bases filled with giant man eating insects in actual Australia.

    • @zach11241
      @zach11241 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Close, but here they were able to wipe out the deadly flora and fauna.

    • @mgroesbeck4503
      @mgroesbeck4503 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I haven't finished the video yet...when do they start a war with flightless birds (and lose)?

  • @gcfournier3386
    @gcfournier3386 4 ปีที่แล้ว +181

    Pyramids: wasn't ancient aliens, folks. It was 500 blokes punching the sand with their bare fists

    • @nemesisurvivorleon
      @nemesisurvivorleon 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      LMAO

    • @sponge1234ify
      @sponge1234ify 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      To be fair, with how biological, cultural, and language evolution works, the people who built the pyramids would be aliens to us anyway.

    • @rickstevens1167
      @rickstevens1167 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@sponge1234ify oh i love that point x3

    • @chaosmastermind
      @chaosmastermind ปีที่แล้ว

      More like 5000 blokes getting whipped to drag things around with their bare fists and ropes.

  • @Vinewood8
    @Vinewood8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    A perfect example of the Human nature. Waging war instead of working together towards the common enemy.

    • @MBTIMemes
      @MBTIMemes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      exactly what I was thinking, too lmao

    • @Scortch-lo3xy
      @Scortch-lo3xy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      except most of the time the common enemy is usually a human enemy

  • @Xanthanarium
    @Xanthanarium 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    You know, if Spiff can do *this* kind of stuff with his Redcoats, I almost want to see him create his own redcoat faction in EVE and see what he can do

    • @erubianwarlord8208
      @erubianwarlord8208 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      or Open Perpetuum online now that would be insane

    • @zenthon
      @zenthon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      eve would have the better and bigest eclips event ever ahaha

    • @Berserker793
      @Berserker793 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Can the Brit break EVE online?

    • @DaysofKnight
      @DaysofKnight 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I would love this. There's some faction that could use some knocking down. Sadly, it would takes YEARS to catch up at this point, unless you wanted to spend copious amounts of money for injectors. Even then, it would take time to amass the ships required to take down specific factions. Even then, EVE is skill based, not just shotgun people at it in hopes of it working

    • @Xanthanarium
      @Xanthanarium 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@DaysofKnight Sounds like a job for espionage.

  • @BrainNinjaMidget
    @BrainNinjaMidget 4 ปีที่แล้ว +451

    The enemy can't swarm you, if you outswarm the enemy.

  • @ariscop
    @ariscop 4 ปีที่แล้ว +639

    9:05 "ridiculously large smelting line" you can tell when someone is new to factorio

    • @viniciusschadeck2204
      @viniciusschadeck2204 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      i make a giant one for begginner of a new world LOL

    • @stupidmax7189
      @stupidmax7189 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      9:01 *

    • @ovrsurge4689
      @ovrsurge4689 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      To be fair it's really large for an early game smeltery. Then again you want to multiply your standard iron supply by the player count to keep up...

    • @deadlypandaghost
      @deadlypandaghost 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@ovrsurge4689 Nah. Thats about what I setup early on to avoid having to touch it again until electric smelters

    • @mechasheep4861
      @mechasheep4861 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeah, on my old world which I stopped playing because it wasn't a rail world I got up to several thousand iron plates per second and that isn't nearly enough iron to run my base

  • @djsnowpdx
    @djsnowpdx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    To think: if every player were carrying just a little stone brick when they travelled as a group, they could lay it down and travel where they were going 30% faster!

  • @ImpartialKarma
    @ImpartialKarma 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    "I'm doing my part!"
    I have a sudden urge to watch Starship Troopers again.

    • @wesleyandrews9198
      @wesleyandrews9198 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ImpartialKarma the only good bug is a dead bug

    • @brandonden795
      @brandonden795 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'd like to know more

  • @schumerthd
    @schumerthd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +419

    I love how the word TEA was created with trees.

    • @ndt_dynamite2247
      @ndt_dynamite2247 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      tea(m) trees

    • @jeffreyhoon
      @jeffreyhoon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Glorious Tea trees producing Tea Leaves

  • @ze_rubenator
    @ze_rubenator 4 ปีที่แล้ว +509

    As a Norwegian all this attention is making me uncomfortable.

    • @The360MlgNoscoper
      @The360MlgNoscoper 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      If only we conquered england 1000 years ago

    • @Retro49
      @Retro49 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      The360Mlg Noscoper i Wonder if we would save lives if we did

    • @paulvontarsus729
      @paulvontarsus729 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Go visit the trolls then.

    • @undeadoverlord2998
      @undeadoverlord2998 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      agreed

  • @gilian2587
    @gilian2587 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    "When I was saying you lousy insects, I was *NOT* talking about the Norwegians!" -- The Spiffing Brit has mastered the art of diplomacy.

  • @PolishNomad95
    @PolishNomad95 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    On this episode of Spiffing Brit, Spiff accidentally becomes the Tyranid Hivemind

  • @N.-1016
    @N.-1016 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    The Imperial Guard fighting the Tyranids, circa M42.

  • @napalms5820
    @napalms5820 4 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    Ahh yes.The exploit of being popular and having a crap ton of people do all the work for you. The true British way!

  • @defenestrated23
    @defenestrated23 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Watching Spiff suboptimally pick items one by one off corpses, instead of mining the whole corpse directly, or ctrl-clicking the whole inventory, is a trip.

  • @NillaTheNibba
    @NillaTheNibba 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    I love how the game runs sooooo good with that many people

  • @Spoon80085
    @Spoon80085 4 ปีที่แล้ว +283

    I love how a Norwegian oil company is attempting to fight back aliens to take coal.
    That is why I am learning Norwegian

    • @owwsonewingwankersquadron5955
      @owwsonewingwankersquadron5955 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lykke te

    • @Spoon80085
      @Spoon80085 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@owwsonewingwankersquadron5955 Takk du, mann.

    • @tor8912
      @tor8912 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ikke det letteste språket å lære

    • @Andre-gn4sj
      @Andre-gn4sj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@tor8912 hva er det, 2000 dialekter?

    • @tor8912
      @tor8912 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Andre-gn4sj det er en del dialekter, kan man pent si

  • @kryskiller666
    @kryskiller666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    Terrans trying to Zerg-rush the Zerg. Only the British would try something like this and somehow manage it.

    • @thundersoul6795
      @thundersoul6795 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeah, the UED expedition would've probably succeeded in at the very least wasting Mengsk if their admiral was a brit instead of a frenchman.

    • @makishae9811
      @makishae9811 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I mean if you're on the alien's planet are you the zerg or are they?

    • @kryskiller666
      @kryskiller666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@makishae9811 Pretty sure the zerg race is still the zerg race, even if they move to Texas and wear cowboy hats... So yeah.

    • @makishae9811
      @makishae9811 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kryskiller666 but maybe you're the zerg to them

    • @LedosKell
      @LedosKell 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@makishae9811 In the end the zerg were the friends we made along the way.

  • @forcom5
    @forcom5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    "Quantity has a quality all its own."
    - Papa Stalin

  • @villalba874
    @villalba874 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I love the fact there was just one dude making art of all things.

  • @aileron9655
    @aileron9655 4 ปีที่แล้ว +413

    Challenge: Find yourself in this entire mess

    • @Farsiratorius
      @Farsiratorius 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      u was just a number but valuable one

    • @benives254
      @benives254 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I found myself and now I'm going to start a 21st century hippy commune.
      Bless you random TH-cam commenter.
      Bless you

    • @matthiasedthofer4428
      @matthiasedthofer4428 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ahhh, I was actually building the base (or tried to) and didn't run around killing biters, I will never find myself

    • @JynxSp0ck
      @JynxSp0ck 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@matthiasedthofer4428 I ragequit after the power plant griefers and the Norwegian coal invasion...

    • @matthiasedthofer4428
      @matthiasedthofer4428 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@JynxSp0ck Oh yes, that was super annoying, but honestly, the power pole griefing was even worse

  • @PershingDragoon
    @PershingDragoon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    Norwegians just b-lining for the oil.

    • @Ghally
      @Ghally 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Just like real life

  • @grindFish
    @grindFish ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "eat the fish and punch the aliens" is t-shirt worthy

  • @CorenusYT
    @CorenusYT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    random factorio veteran player : "optimisation is based on machines!"
    The Spiffing Brit : "The quantity [of humans] is an optimisation all its own"
    random techpriest : *reeeeeeeeee*
    both Administratum and Imperial Guard : *perfection*

    • @kastillopan
      @kastillopan 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm not the best on this, but isn't it "optimization" ?

    • @variableaxis9652
      @variableaxis9652 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kastillopan some countries use s, and some use z

  • @icemagepro604
    @icemagepro604 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    The spiffing brit: insults the Norwegian people as he eats the prised norwgian fish

  • @DasGuntLord01
    @DasGuntLord01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    Marine Expedition to Klendathu (2020 Colourised)
    "THE ONLY GOOD BUG'S A DEAD BUG!"
    Would you like to know more?

    • @Fajoekit
      @Fajoekit 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Kill everything that has more than 2 legs!

    • @TheyCalledMeT
      @TheyCalledMeT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      one of the best war movies i've ever seen

    • @michaelbourque5060
      @michaelbourque5060 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TheyCalledMeT Second only to Battle Los Angeles

  • @Xeo_Aligarde
    @Xeo_Aligarde 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    This looks like an open world starcraft mmo that I wished for. I wanna try this someday soon.

    • @jawelneeweedik4980
      @jawelneeweedik4980 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes. Every time i run out of methane gas all i can hear is 'not enough vespene gas'

  • @Snoogen11
    @Snoogen11 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "Your entire regiment is is surrounded by biters."
    "Air support is inbound."
    "They are air dropping bayonets!"

  • @BelviGER
    @BelviGER 4 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    I was one of the guys on fridays and while I barely even managed to join the server it was amazing fun

    • @seanp2035
      @seanp2035 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I some how got on every time

    • @PaulWebsterLincoln
      @PaulWebsterLincoln 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Where was the announcement to join?

    • @dimtuhop
      @dimtuhop 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@PaulWebsterLincoln Spiff started a livestream, this whole video is basically the livestream edited down

    • @PaulWebsterLincoln
      @PaulWebsterLincoln 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@dimtuhop indeed I just wondered how all his followers knew howto join I do follow on twitter maybe just missed it

  • @The-Apothekari
    @The-Apothekari 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    7:15 spiff is officially a commissar, the emperor would be proud

  • @danieleorlando3297
    @danieleorlando3297 4 ปีที่แล้ว +194

    "Where have all the trees gone?"
    Capitalism

    • @sirellyn
      @sirellyn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      "Where did all forms of life go?"
      Communism

    • @warlerker
      @warlerker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Capitalism is killing trees?
      could of sworn that was a need for infrastructure but ok.

    • @renlevy411
      @renlevy411 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@sirellyn "Communism is when Capitalism do bad thing." Liberals be like

    • @sirellyn
      @sirellyn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@renlevy411 No, communism is like when utter fools use any ideology with their core roots based with Hegel, and deny objective reality.

  • @Captain.Mystic
    @Captain.Mystic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    "Thats all we have to do"
    Im looking at my 500 hour save file and this phrase is the equivalent of saying you only have 3 problems to solve but all 3 problems have sub problems a) to zxe)

  • @Wockes
    @Wockes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +212

    There is always that one guy ruining it for everyone

    • @UpsideDownEye
      @UpsideDownEye 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Wockes I’m that guy

    • @Commissar1001
      @Commissar1001 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Being real i'd be that guy as well js

    • @johnsigma46
      @johnsigma46 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Commissar1001 the person above the person above me is a griefer

  • @Hickabooboo
    @Hickabooboo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Klonan, the man, the myth, the legend, the troll dev

    • @Mgis90
      @Mgis90 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      So he wanted to remove trees in area but why this was bad for the server at that moment? and also Spiff horribly says Colan or smth...

    • @AntonErgo
      @AntonErgo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Mgis90 He explained in the discord that he removed biter spawners, some were on islands, causing biters to spawn and pathfind a way towards some spawners on the mainland, and RAM overloaded due to pathing taking too much ressources.

    • @iaconnelly
      @iaconnelly 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What kind of coder writes tree as a variable when it was representing a spawner smh lol

    • @phutureproof
      @phutureproof 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@iaconnelly the kind that makes incredibly good games!

  • @kurtmueller2089
    @kurtmueller2089 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    "Why organized civilizations are superior to even the best lone wolf"-The movie.

    • @michaelbourque5060
      @michaelbourque5060 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Machiko Noguchi would have turned the bugs against themselves and then nuked the whole planet from orbit. Seriously, the AVP books, even the comics, are better than those crap movies we got.

    • @kurtmueller2089
      @kurtmueller2089 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@michaelbourque5060 I have no idea what you are talking about, sorry.

    • @michaelbourque5060
      @michaelbourque5060 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kurtmueller2089 Talking about the most badass lone wolf I know of from the Aliens Versus Predator books, which are totally different from those shite movies, she pretty much soloed a full blown Xeno and Predator assault on a small town alien ranch world, did such an impressive job she earned a place with the Predators and even joined them in capturing a Xeno queen from a bug world, then dealt with more Xeno and Predator crap when they decided to hunt humans, then fought an entire cyborg Xeno army that had guns on this rich dudes clone facility hunting world and got the Predators to become allies. Rambo and Lara Croft can both suck it.

  • @stephaniewallace3220
    @stephaniewallace3220 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I want this to be a series. I loved this.

  • @5Andysalive
    @5Andysalive 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    14:00 little did he know that meanwhile most Norwegians were down south dismantling everything.
    Generally the edit makes it look a LOT more organised than it really was.

  • @AliceLycoris
    @AliceLycoris 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    We broke so many servers I can't even remember which world this was

  • @xRandomSarahx
    @xRandomSarahx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "I wasn't referring to the Norwegians. Or maybe I was." 😂

  • @panzervpl9406
    @panzervpl9406 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    when the only broken thing in a game is the amount of people you can bring onto the server

  • @MrATN800
    @MrATN800 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    So this warfare is pretty much Imperial Guard 101
    Drown them in bodies

    • @ndt_dynamite2247
      @ndt_dynamite2247 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      If they do not drown in bullets, they will surely drown in our blood, and the blood of their comrades!
      *PURGE THE HERETICS!!!*

    • @bubbasbigblast8563
      @bubbasbigblast8563 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      The Imperial Guard actually get decent equipment and have high standards of training; these poor bastards are the PDF sent to die until the Guard can actually arrive.

    • @GLevario12
      @GLevario12 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@bubbasbigblast8563 Nah its more like the Penal Legions. Lasguns? Nah we ran out just charge them with a pick axe.

    • @TheArklyte
      @TheArklyte 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Memes: oh, IG and PDF are just throwing men forward and winning by drowning enemy in sheer amount of bodies.
      Orks and Tyranids: what?0_o
      IG that literary has highest number of MBTs, APCs, IFVs, SPGs and MRLSs in Imperium: what?0_o
      PDF that controls nuclear arsenal of their homeworld: what?0_o

    • @Hawk_of_Battle
      @Hawk_of_Battle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah the IG are far more organised than this. I mean these guys didn't even deploy a single tank!

  • @Narcosyn
    @Narcosyn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    I will be severely disappointed if the milkless tea debacle isn't in here.

    • @ripster7
      @ripster7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Guess who's severely disappointed

    • @jmurray1110
      @jmurray1110 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@thespiffingbrit spiff you need to release that part with appropriate images

    • @skerdi51
      @skerdi51 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thespiffingbrit where do tou stream?

    • @skerdi51
      @skerdi51 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jmurray1110 where does he stream, pls respond

    • @jmurray1110
      @jmurray1110 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@skerdi51 i saw he stream her for those too but i dont have a clue i didin't even know he did

  • @halosreaper1
    @halosreaper1 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I feel like having 500 players in ANY game is going to be broken as hell. Although gotta say respect for the devs more than 100 players and barely any lag? Impressive!

  • @kairatkempirbaev7183
    @kairatkempirbaev7183 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Playing, commenting, making jokes. This channel is epic.

  • @fawkyou2001
    @fawkyou2001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    ah, I'm glad I spent £20 to start a joke about the non-existance of denmark during the stream and to have it mentioned in the video, brilliant content 20/10

    • @PiotrDzialak
      @PiotrDzialak 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Are you from this old remote colony in the North, how was it called, Noway or something?

    • @fawkyou2001
      @fawkyou2001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Piotr Działak no, I was the guy who had the idea to ask spiff about his thoughts on the concept of Scotland during the stream

    • @PiotrDzialak
      @PiotrDzialak 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@fawkyou2001 What is Scotland?

    • @fawkyou2001
      @fawkyou2001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Piotr Działak it's essentially a dlc for Britain that is great and people really enjoy it but the rest of the British community doesn't really see why the Devs decided to add the dlc because they thought the game was already finished and was fun as it was without the supposedly meaningless addition of another large explorable area

    • @PiotrDzialak
      @PiotrDzialak 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@fawkyou2001 Thanks for the clarification. I thought it was an expansion but of course! DLC, now, it makes sense.

  • @1un4cy
    @1un4cy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Who needs automation when you can just have every player make like 10 science.

  • @Kold-Kanadian
    @Kold-Kanadian 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    i thought you were playing factorio, this is just starcraft gameplay

  • @christophercain7343
    @christophercain7343 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I haven’t laughed so hard at a video in a long time. Please do more factorio, I love it

  • @PanRokador
    @PanRokador 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    15:21
    F for that engineer.

    • @jokangpua2152
      @jokangpua2152 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      if Spiff showed the YT chat - the number for 'F' and 0w0 flood, oh and that anime flood call. oh.......

  • @scooterdescooter4018
    @scooterdescooter4018 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    i like to think this is how 40k Orks get off planet.

  • @anlize3422
    @anlize3422 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is PERFECT. Man I love factorio and you just did something glorious!

  • @Snoogen11
    @Snoogen11 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Swarm of aliens: "Who are you?!
    Swarm of players: "We're you... but better."

  • @xXkeiran1097Xx
    @xXkeiran1097Xx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Ah colonisation, how the queen herself intended. Brings a TEAr to the eye
    *stands for national anthem*

    • @LootFragg
      @LootFragg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      God save the game.

  • @Jank0vyPL
    @Jank0vyPL 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    2 memes from this speedrun:
    -Teddy14
    -say NOK

    • @Helperbot-2000
      @Helperbot-2000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      what NOK? norwegian crowns? (norwegian currency)

  • @homeless0alien
    @homeless0alien 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    One of the best videos in a while Spiff. Most excellent indeed.

  • @Princess_Narii
    @Princess_Narii 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    OMG this was soooooo good to watch !!!
    You deserved a like on this Good sir!

  • @PcItalian
    @PcItalian 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    So glad you uploaded this, I was on the Live Stream and after 3 hours I had to leave. I wanted to know how this ended!

  • @KaosFireMaker
    @KaosFireMaker 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    When your playerbase resembles a biter swarm in its own right, you know things are going well

  • @ailiop1
    @ailiop1 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    this is hillarious to watch and an amazing experience . Awesome video keep up the awesomness

  • @Gesteppie
    @Gesteppie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    It's kind of hilarious how well this game works for having 500+ people on it xD

  • @lukasweichselbaum3472
    @lukasweichselbaum3472 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    would like to see more of this glorious content

  • @allanjeffries6937
    @allanjeffries6937 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    of course the heavily under-equipped infantry is known as 'The Red Army'

    • @michaelbourque5060
      @michaelbourque5060 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is even better if you replace Brit "red coats" with Star Trek "red shirts", ngl

  • @Jays_video_watcher
    @Jays_video_watcher 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    This was amazing. Would love to see more.

  • @Hanfgurkenhasser
    @Hanfgurkenhasser 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    2:15 This is so much like someone stirring up an ant colony with dudes walking all over the place. :D
    Also you must be a Zen master because the *constant* alarm beep fill me with both anxiety and rage.

  • @PhilTruthborne
    @PhilTruthborne 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    When you're out of units so you just send all your SCVs towards the enemy

    • @chaosmastermind
      @chaosmastermind ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's absolutely hilarious when it actually works.

  • @zenopssmdk
    @zenopssmdk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    It's my birthday today and I'm Canadian, so seeing some good old fashion imperialism does my soul justest! That and my cup of tea.

  • @dipilodorkus
    @dipilodorkus 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I need to see more of this lol. Great stuff

  • @wizardofaus7013
    @wizardofaus7013 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Absolutely beautiful, please do more things like this, it is amazing

  • @MarsyTea
    @MarsyTea 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Was there for the stream.. it was so amazing i brewed some tea

    • @BlueTemplar15
      @BlueTemplar15 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It was so amazing I got in the game and my tea got cold ! XD

    • @-kenik9629
      @-kenik9629 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      You mean the Tea was so awesome its powers reached back in time to make the stream.

  • @jaspercadwallader7459
    @jaspercadwallader7459 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    I love that i downloaded the game just to join that stream

    • @vladdietheladdie7345
      @vladdietheladdie7345 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Was it free?

    • @Holm_GG
      @Holm_GG 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@vladdietheladdie7345 20 eur or 20 dollar

    • @vladdietheladdie7345
      @vladdietheladdie7345 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Holm_GG ok

    • @MegaCakeFan
      @MegaCakeFan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@vladdietheladdie7345 worth it if like logistical games

    • @vladdietheladdie7345
      @vladdietheladdie7345 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I like Total War Games, Cities Skylines, Starcraft and Prison Architect. Would Factorio be good for me?

  • @TheMarauder51
    @TheMarauder51 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    So trying to re-watch this video while playing Dyson Sphere Program was a mistake. The terrifying beeping when you sabotaged the Norwegians compounded with the fact that DSP is supposed to be peaceful nearly made me have a heart attack.

  • @Edmar_Thorn
    @Edmar_Thorn 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I would LOVE to see more of this! just keep trying until you launch the rocket!

  • @Kokuyous3ki
    @Kokuyous3ki 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    This just shows that a Factorio MMO would actually work? :)

  • @cys-slayga
    @cys-slayga 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    i dont need sleep i need more factorio

  • @XannisV
    @XannisV 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Really hoping for more Factorio videos, this was hilarious

  • @J1mmyF1ngers1
    @J1mmyF1ngers1 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    This has to bet he funniest thing have seen on youtube all year. Hats off sir, I sip my tea to thee