@@thespiffingbrit What happened to the livestream of the previous game ? I forgot to download it, and the final cut had cut off most of my screen time... :'(
You basically turned this in an RTS where every unit you command is a person. This made me shiver, it was too cool Edit: WOW, I'm glad I'm getting my 15 minutes of fame here. While you're at it I would like to say I'm also a game developer, if you subscribe you could check out stuff coming out soon!
@@tubthungusbychumbungus this reminds me of Majesty, a game where you are the king and don't directly control units. Depending on their class they're driven by different things, so even putting bounties on a monster won't directly scale how much they're likely to kill it for every class.
According to the Factorio dev blog, Steam reports worldwide play time of around 40,000 years... An interesting coincidence for a sever being run like a 40K deathworld penal colony. It makes me hope that the Factorio expansion pack includes optimizations to allow this level of multiplayer on normal hardware. 1000+ people racing to build rogue nukes just sounds amazing.
Factorio is already a very well build game and optimized game. It's already amazing that this game can support 500 concurrent players on a single machine.
People have played factorio for 10 times longer than our history lmfaooo Edit: history started with the invention of writing, everything prior is called Prehistoric for a reason.
@Dahn Yeah, thanks to "Grenadeers" now all I can picture is a platoon of deer with a bunch of grenades hanging from their antlers, trying to figure out how the hell to pull the pins with their hooves.
“What does water look like?” “Corpses are necessary for progress.” -Spiff 2021. Beautiful. This was more entertaining than I’d thought it would be! More, please!
He seemed impressed the entire time, but he fails to realize that factorio players are slaves to instinct and the act of coordination doesnt exist. They are simply following their coding. They see belt, they place arm.
Other youtubers playing a death world: 'Alright so we need to carefully manage the pollution so that we don't activate too many bases and get overwhelmed" Spiff&co playing a death world: *...The fuck's a pollution?*
It's a lot like the old 90s RTS Majesty. Instead of directly telling units what to do, you place rewards on targets and areas to explore to get your fighters to go get them.
It's amazing seeing a modern game that can have 500 players at the same time doing real time movement while building massive complicated functional machinery and factory lines without lagging.
...Like a horde of locusts they descended, evolving fast and more and more numerous, they kept on attacking our defenses in suicide waves, they had to be dealt with before they became unmanageable... ...thank god the nests held up and the human swarm as defeated before they could do too much damage.
This community projects need to happen more often. Would even love some streamer + his community vs streamer + their community. In whatever game to be honest. I enjoy spiff and his community in whatever game - even zomboid or this game right here
Lots of bugs A lot of pollution There are people in armor all around, throwing grenades and shooting from machine guns (and also dying) Yeah, this is definitely Brazil.
Death world? The moment SpiffCo shows up it's a dead world. If there ever is a Captain Planet remake The Spiffing Brit is going to be the main villain.
Spiff, look into the game_speed configuration option for servers. I suggest setting this to something lower than 1.0 (like between 0.8 and 0.9), this should grant the server enough time to process, allow other players to keep playing and perhaps help a bit. A 10% reduction will be barely noticeable.
The biters are used to outnumbering us people. They weren't prepared for us flipping the script. We'll redefine the word swarm. And make the bugs tremble at our numbers for a change.
"I want to create death incarnate on a scale only hopeful rising Warlords with no coordination or control could possibly imagine." "Also the hellscape will be entirely populated by mentally inept, racially and politically correct people, fully incapable of understanding why their entire world is self-imploding on a physical and metaphorical scale." Ahh yes, this will be good. I see you've highlighted this horrifying prospect. I wish to make this a reality.
So you're telling me that I watch the whole uncut stream both during stream and after, and now you're telling me that you cut it down to 19 minutes and 40 seconds. FUUUUUU... *hits head*
Lmao same here. I actually started this video thinking it was a different factorio effort, with an optimized server like they were talking about, and then I heard the Australia quote lol
I love this attempt! I bet as strategy improves this will become a successful exploit! But don’t forget, Michael Hendricks doesn’t need help to conquer a 600% Deathworld. Yama Kara is trying now, too. Mad lads.
A a fabulous game, but for everyone who has never played it: If you start this game WILL consume your very essence!! Thew factory must run! Nothing is more important than the factory! The factory is your LIFE!
You can change the game generation settings to make the world more humid which increases the tree count and amount of grass tiles which grass tiles are better at absorbing pollution than desert.
this gave me huge Dungeon Keeper vibes xD *puts rallye flag somewhere* "Gather and kill there my Minions! I am sure at some point my order will reach you..."
10:23 "Corpses are necessary for progress" best quote ever :D
You're here! :D
Sounds like commie propaganda to me
-Lord Duke Sir Dr. Spiffing Brit
-Every military in history
- The early British Empire.
Capitalism moment
Those 3 guys who just straight rushed a nest without weapons are absolute legends. Strategic Geniuses.
No time for the enemy to regroup if you don't either.
"If we don't take out the biters they will evolve" As someone who knows who factorio works this made me realise how fucked everyone was.
Yep
War never changes...
Think, mark, think. The only option is to kill them faster then they can evolve. They can't evolve if they are dead
How does it work? I'm not very familiar with Factorio.
@@serafina2643 Killing em causes them to evolve. The more you kill em, the more they shall evolve.
Even in virtual worlds, England cannot resist aggressive expansion.
With prisoners and deadly spiders…in Austria
Wouldn't want another revolution on our hands now would we
Until they encounter 13 little colonies
Or the wholesale massacre of its workers!
@@ldavidtw2000 Austria?!
"let's not automate it too much"
_guy places blueprint that covers half the planet_
Lol
2 hours of death condensed to 20 minutes of death
Lol I already watched the two hours of death
The contents of this channel made me see condensed as colonized
@@thespiffingbrit but where was the tea?!
Next time please research tea!
@@thespiffingbrit What happened to the livestream of the previous game ? I forgot to download it, and the final cut had cut off most of my screen time... :'(
When the Factorio players zerg-rush the bugs instead of getting zerg-rushed. Behold the power of Yorkshire tea!
Spiff: when did the water went green
The Massive factory 5 miles away : Humm... Jeez I dunno, maybe the tea was too strong?
the tea can never be too strong. ONWARDS FOR MORE TEA
The factory must grow
The factory must grow
The factory must grow
The factory must grow
The factory must grow.
The factory must grow
“It’s practically Australia!”
As an Australian, I can confirm. The food chain goes something like this: plants>kangaroos>biters>spiders>humans>magpies
69 likes lol
@@susbaca haHA funny number lmao xD 420
Those damn magpies are a nightmare.
Plants are on top of the food chain!I knew it!
I thought everything ate everything in Australia. Like a spider eating a bird while being eaten by the bird.
You basically turned this in an RTS where every unit you command is a person. This made me shiver, it was too cool
Edit: WOW, I'm glad I'm getting my 15 minutes of fame here. While you're at it I would like to say I'm also a game developer, if you subscribe you could check out stuff coming out soon!
He turned it into the most realistic RTS ever because every unit had their own free will, it's like a real empire,, how cool is that omfg
@@tubthungusbychumbungus this reminds me of Majesty, a game where you are the king and don't directly control units. Depending on their class they're driven by different things, so even putting bounties on a monster won't directly scale how much they're likely to kill it for every class.
@@LordVandor1 it also felt like dwarf fortress too. Majority are probably drunk as well
-Unit ready
-Building
-Construction complete
-New construction options
-Low power
@@jacplac97 - you must construct additional pylons
According to the Factorio dev blog, Steam reports worldwide play time of around 40,000 years...
An interesting coincidence for a sever being run like a 40K deathworld penal colony.
It makes me hope that the Factorio expansion pack includes optimizations to allow this level of multiplayer on normal hardware. 1000+ people racing to build rogue nukes just sounds amazing.
Factorio is already a very well build game and optimized game.
It's already amazing that this game can support 500 concurrent players on a single machine.
@@Dennis19901 Yeah, factorio is literally one of the best optimized games of all time lol.
People have played factorio for 10 times longer than our history lmfaooo
Edit: history started with the invention of writing, everything prior is called Prehistoric for a reason.
Sadly i cant play it because i dont have a pc 😔
@@PeachDragon_ based Creationist
"We will become the British grenaddeers" Gotta love that mentality of wanting to blow everything up
And a tow row row to the British grenadiers
@Dahn Yeah, thanks to "Grenadeers" now all I can picture is a platoon of deer with a bunch of grenades hanging from their antlers, trying to figure out how the hell to pull the pins with their hooves.
What happened to Spiff's Redshirts/redcoats ? Did he "dissolve" them ?
I love watching the chat log "Stop making submachine guns you're using far too much iron your lives are expendable" 10:37
Playing Factorio if it were part of the Imperium of Man
making a true hive world :D ...or maybe forge world
"Clean air is for heretics! Keep the economy going.
Pollution means production!"
- Adeptus Mechanicus
@@Nugire easy for the guys with mechnical lungs and ibuilt respirators today
@@Nugire Clean energy is for Xenos Scum...
-Adeptus Mechanicus trying to figure out how Tau weapons don't blow up on a roll of 1
I think you mean *England*
“What does water look like?”
“Corpses are necessary for progress.”
-Spiff 2021.
Beautiful. This was more entertaining than I’d thought it would be! More, please!
This is basically the equivalent of the imperial guard just throwing bodies and ballistics at a hive world.
The fact that you can even play with 500 players is a true sign of the quality of this game
*simplicity
@@Stuntman5701 bro wtf have you ever played Factorio shits complacated mechaniclly
@@Stuntman5701 you've never played factorio have you?
@@consumerofbepsi5254 he has not
@@Bruh-rd2ou The graphics are quite simple, and there's not much going on with the network. It is a technically simple game.
Spiff is a WWI officer in charge of a group of colonials. “Most of you will die in this charge and I am fine with that. Off you pop!”
Some of you may die, but it is a sacrifice, I am willing to make
"Its an ugly planet, a bug planet"
-Spiffco Trooper, Klendathu.
@Thé Spíffíng Brít *Squints* You're not the real Spiffco! IT'S A SPY!
@Thé Spíffíng Brít that spiffy is a SPY.
“It’s amazing to see all the soldiers running into the Warzone.”
I just imagine at least a few of them going “URA!” while charging at the nests.
URAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
UUUUUURRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
He seemed impressed the entire time, but he fails to realize that factorio players are slaves to instinct and the act of coordination doesnt exist.
They are simply following their coding. They see belt, they place arm.
The factory must grow.
The factory must grow
the factory needs you
The factory needs *US*
The belts must flow.
Spiff's vocabulary has evolved as well: "RunRunRunRunRun" "MineMineMineMineMine" "YeetYeetYeetYeetYeet"
when The Spiffing Britt finds out someone stole his tea and he goes on a killing spree
I watched the stream and I went through 7 cups of tea and 14 jammy doggers.
A worthy accomplishment.
I watched the stream it was well good
I am extremely British ,almost as British as mr spiff himself.
Only 14!!! I'd do double that ez
My kind sir I watched it on 4 times speed so if I had watched it at normal speed I would have had 56 jammy dodgers and 28 cups of tea.
Other youtubers playing a death world: 'Alright so we need to carefully manage the pollution so that we don't activate too many bases and get overwhelmed"
Spiff&co playing a death world: *...The fuck's a pollution?*
It's a lot like the old 90s RTS Majesty. Instead of directly telling units what to do, you place rewards on targets and areas to explore to get your fighters to go get them.
"The game gets harder with every player"
"LOL lets double the players"
"Oh it's all going turnip shaped!"
It's amazing seeing a modern game that can have 500 players at the same time doing real time movement while building massive complicated functional machinery and factory lines without lagging.
Kovarex is a programmer’s programmer
Factorio, a game that actually uses multiple threads.
@@Xeros08 Not really; Factorio devs said that not many things in Factorio can be sensibly parallelized
That insane how can it not lag
"Be careful when throwing the grenades by the way because you kind of do blow up the production belts"
" *NOO THE PRODUCTION BELTS* "
Some people use specialized programs to simulate ant nests.
Some use Factorio.
This reminded me of Sim Ant. A friggin timeless classic.
...Like a horde of locusts they descended, evolving fast and more and more numerous, they kept on attacking our defenses in suicide waves, they had to be dealt with before they became unmanageable... ...thank god the nests held up and the human swarm as defeated before they could do too much damage.
This is just imperial guard vs Tyranid simulator.
More like orks honestly
This community projects need to happen more often.
Would even love some streamer + his community vs streamer + their community. In whatever game to be honest. I enjoy spiff and his community in whatever game - even zomboid or this game right here
Lots of bugs
A lot of pollution
There are people in armor all around, throwing grenades and shooting from machine guns (and also dying)
Yeah, this is definitely Brazil.
I am impressed that Factorio can handle so much multiplayer.
I mean it is a pixel game
@@thesovietduck2121 It's still very intensive cause it needs to maintain 60UPS at all points, else you will feel lag.
@@thesovietduck2121 Every video game is a pixel game
@@sebastianmoore4875 yes but usually it has more pixels than this, this game looks very 1990s like
@@thesovietduck2121 I would love to see 90s games looking this good.
The Spiffing Brit stubbed his toe and spilled tea so He decided to kill a planet
2+ hours condensed into 20 minutes. So many player deaths to the medium and large worms.
My name: AxxL
My job: Superstar
I like: Handsome girls
I have: 2 handsome girlfriends
My dream: Have more subs than my 2 girlfriends
Your name: ian
@@AxxLAfriku You having friends. You need better jokes
@@AxxLAfriku hope you achieve your dreams my friend
@@AxxLAfriku So your girlfriends are guys? 😳😳
@@lancasterchurch4747 No hes a spammer and promoter and a spoiled brat
Do a challenge where you need to get in this game as much pollution as possible.
@@roebenjaminpeled2705 he gonna do look at top comment
At this point i really wanna know what the specs of the stronger server will look like :D
@@thespiffingbrit It's probably a good idea to contact Factorio Devs to help with server optimisation, they usually like stress-testing their game
@@keonix506 I second this, I think the devs will have a massive stiffy over this
@@Randomness65535 Stiffy, or spiffy?
@@kevreeduk222 a spiffy stiffy
@@thespiffingbrit LTT smiles.
Death world? The moment SpiffCo shows up it's a dead world.
If there ever is a Captain Planet remake The Spiffing Brit is going to be the main villain.
"When you run out of ammunition, punch it with your fist!"
You'd make for a good Commissar
That was the most realistic Imperial Guard simulation in a game ever
"imagine if 3.5 workers were dieing every minute" welcome to the imperium of man in the 40k universe
if it were 3.5 workers every minute that would be utopia for 40K, it is more like 3,5 millions every second XD
This should have been called "the british bug Jihad"
Also this is my headcannon for how the colonization of Australia looked
Headcannon?like a gun in ur head? I'm so confused
The average deaths-per-minute of 3.6 was too funny, I died.
Pun 100% intended. Deal with it.
Spiff, look into the game_speed configuration option for servers. I suggest setting this to something lower than 1.0 (like between 0.8 and 0.9), this should grant the server enough time to process, allow other players to keep playing and perhaps help a bit. A 10% reduction will be barely noticeable.
I would love if you and Ambiguousamphibian would do a coop game together. That would truly be a Spiffing miracle!
The biters are used to outnumbering us people.
They weren't prepared for us flipping the script.
We'll redefine the word swarm. And make the bugs tremble at our numbers for a change.
"I want to create death incarnate on a scale only hopeful rising Warlords with no coordination or control could possibly imagine."
"Also the hellscape will be entirely populated by mentally inept, racially and politically correct people, fully incapable of understanding why their entire world is self-imploding on a physical and metaphorical scale."
Ahh yes, this will be good.
I see you've highlighted this horrifying prospect. I wish to make this a reality.
Merica
have not even watched this yet but iv been looking forward so mutch for another mmo factorio video, i love it thank you !!!!
the second phase of the spiff army is like watching a swarm of grenade hurling ants roll over the nests
I have never seen multiplayer be so cooperative. This is clearly a hive mind.
"be wary, of the swarm..."
"i'm not talking about the bugs"
Good to see Ambiguous Amphibian's ingenious brand of madness spread onto others, Spiff the Arch-Teadrinker in particular.
I bet that 30% of the players in that base were actually working, while the 70% walks around doing nothing 😂😂
It's been over a year in the making, but the sequel to the first one is finally here and it's amazing.
6:00 “WHY DO ALL MY MINIONSSSS KEEP DYINGGG!”
Their minions: “ *how I do goo* “
Spiff when he realises every world starts with a "perfect spawn" with all of the ores
Spiff: today were doing something stupid, we play factorio
Me: thats all you need to say
'look at all these prisoners with jobs, its practically Australia!'
just nosed out my glass of water and its only 2 and a half mins in xD
So you're telling me that I watch the whole uncut stream both during stream and after, and now you're telling me that you cut it down to 19 minutes and 40 seconds. FUUUUUU... *hits head*
Lmao same here. I actually started this video thinking it was a different factorio effort, with an optimized server like they were talking about, and then I heard the Australia quote lol
This was a really fun time in just the absurdity of it all, thank you!
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Love the fact he turned this into an RTS game. "Some of you may die but that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make"
Oh man, a Spiffing Britt and AmbiguousAmphibian colab would be awesome!!
I love this attempt! I bet as strategy improves this will become a successful exploit! But don’t forget, Michael Hendricks doesn’t need help to conquer a 600% Deathworld. Yama Kara is trying now, too. Mad lads.
Would love to see u play with ambiguousamphibian, love both ur content!
I didnt even know AA is that famous
@@OneFluffyKiriko Neither did I, but here he is
@@blacklight502 Well i guess he is a great guy and a great content creator and everyone likes those
AA has a unique spin as a content creator that I think a lot of people would be attracted to
Random Spiff Colonist: “why us”
1coolguy (in thick Australian accent): “because we’re here lad, n nobody else”
I saw this the first time but still can't stop watching. Send help.
Really fun video! More. MOOAAARRRREEEE! 😁
A a fabulous game, but for everyone who has never played it: If you start this game WILL consume your very essence!!
Thew factory must run!
Nothing is more important than the factory!
The factory is your LIFE!
“Ambiguous amphibian played with two of his friends and DIDNT invite me”.
Truly the words of a heartbroken man
oh sick I love this kind of chaos
I leave for BCT tomorrow so thought I’d let you know my childhood better because of you and many other youtubers so thank you and keep it up!
It seems all British colonies are fated to become overly polluted.
How splendid.
This is just Starship Troopers from an isometric point and i Love it
Love from Canada G 🇨🇦
Ayyyy Ambiguous Amphibian x Spiffing Brit. Today seems to be the day of crossovers for me.
Hi spiff! I just wanted to tell you that I absolutely love your content.
16:45
"I've gotta be honest, this is the apocalypse"
-Spiff 2021
Spiff made this to outdo Ambiguous Amphibian since they weren’t invited to AA’s video
Love it how you do stuff like this. Really cool and a lot of fun for everyone involved I'm sure.
18:45 when you least expect it, i'll be there
AmbiguousAmphibian? Mentioned here? It’s like the crossover I always dreamed of!
You should get everyone into foxhole and run a war in the name of Spiffco
Developers: Here is a game you can basically run a factory by yourself!
500 sausages: LET'S BE AN ANT COLONY!!!
It’s so cool that they can have so many small bases with all these players
Haha! I'm in a video in a pink T-shirt! Photos from the drains:)) how cool:))
You can change the game generation settings to make the world more humid which increases the tree count and amount of grass tiles which grass tiles are better at absorbing pollution than desert.
the lol's are abundant. lots of fun this video thanks.
I've played 500hrs and didn't even know you could melee the enemies
this gave me huge Dungeon Keeper vibes xD
*puts rallye flag somewhere* "Gather and kill there my Minions! I am sure at some point my order will reach you..."
"I'm doing my part" - the game
More city builder exploits, the people need it. I bought a box of tea just for watching your videos.
Nice new video
" i heard you could colonize that death planet.. "
GB : "...i'm looking for a management position there.. "
The stream was actually really fun
You and ambiguousamphibian are the only TH-cam gamers I watch. You're wonderful gentlemen.