Shuler King - After A 12 hour Shift, He Needs Food And Sleep
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Look ladies, I have been married for 25 plus years, there's nothing wrong with wanting to give your man some loving after a hard days work. But all he wants after a 12 hour shift is a shower, a good meal, and some sleep. HE'S TIRED OKAY!!!!!
Thank you❤️❤️
Agree! 💯
I'm tired after 8 hours and go straight home. And don't let no company THINK they're coming over.
I concur.
Not all men nah sis. Coming from the Caribbean. We have a saying "our blood is close to our skin". We could work 24hrs straight. We still want we loving before we go bed.🤣🤣
“So basically yo ass ain’t cook!”😂😂😂😂
~Shuler King!~
Cook. Something ~Shuler King~😆😆😆😆😆😆😆
@@tthomas 😂😂
Now that will maka man cheat!!!
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If Bernie Mac and Chris Tucker had a little brother, its Shuler King.
Lol 😂 definitely has Bernie’s voice and Tucker’s eyes... funny like both too.
One million percent this boy is hilarious
I agree Ive also stated this some times he throw a little bill cosBy too
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As soon as i read it i immediately heard it
As a woman, I’ve worked 12 hour shifts before and barely wanted anyone to talk to me afterwards. 😂
I need a few minutes of quiet when I first get home
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I know that's right!
As a contractor traveling working 12 hour shifts, I miss my woman while on the road, but I miss her cooking more. 🤷🏽♂️🤷🏽♂️🤷🏽♂️
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your a grown man
@@tryandfeelme7002 Ya and he's being a grown man by providing the shelter/food for his wife to cook. How does missing her/her cooking make him less of a man?
@@tryandfeelme7002 you got daddy issues
As did I when I traveled for work my friend
For every fine woman out there, there is a man that is tired of her.
True
Amen to that
You missing "f'ing" in between 'of' and 'her' but point taken.
@@Hooderaw uhm...no! He said it right. You may get tired of each other but if the lovin' is good you don't get tired of that. Maybe you don't like women lmao ...or your woman.
@@ocherry95 um...yes! When you live long enough you will understand but when you young and dumb you don't know enough to give an informed opinion. For the record, if this quote was a person it would be getting social security.
Bless her heart!!! She’s young and don’t know no better Sugar!!! After a couple of kids and some stretch marks she’ll have a whole different outlook.🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂☝🏿That part!!!! Ookkk
Hello.
FACTS!
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Stop! LMAO
I've never been married- no kids, but I can cook my ass off. I workout 4 days a week. Even I know better than this...
Hell, I need food if before a major session. Work or no work.
Look at that table...ain't no kids in there! Ahh...these lil girls...
My hubby work 12 hours. He's coming home to a home cooked meal from scratch, a hot shower, and a foot and lower back massage until he fall asleep. I'm a 80s baby by the way.
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I definitely agree and I was born in the late 50s I know just what to do when a man's been working hard from a 12-hour shift is Thai hungry and need a bath rub everything
Love this mama
Facts!!!
MVP
He's telling you young ladies from a real man's perspective. Better listen.
Absolutely! I totally agree.
Real men should be able to make money without having to work a 12-hour shift
Talk to em
@@malissasimon6117 🤡
@@kamaliallie so you think every man should spend his days working for the white man without having time to spend with his family.🤡
So nobody gonna ask who's at the house taking pics of his girl while he's at work? No? Ok? Ijs
Exactly what I said!
Right😂😂
Damn !!I thought about that. So I'm not alone 🤣🤣
Haha 😭😭😭😭.
Jody's at the house that why she's dressed like that 🤔🤔🤔
As a nurse, this speaks to my soul. My husband be giving me the “look” after my shifts and I be looking at him like🤨If you don’t get that thing away from me, I need sleep and something to eat. His response: You can come eat this…😏 I hate him on so many levels😫😂🤣😂
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I feel you on so many levels, they don’t understand 😩😩😩🤨😳🤣😊
Girl you know it won't take long. Lol
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Lol!
I was in line at the grocery store. An older man ahead of me was angry and muttering out loud about how he came home and his woman had no food prepared and nothing in the fridge. Clearly, making love wasn't on the menu !!
I am 15 years married, please trust me when I say that after working a long shift like that in addition to the much needed GOOD food, shower and sleep he may also want some peace and quiet for a moment when he gets in. Don’t try to engage in a lot of conversation (and turn down the TV), let the man mentally unwind, he will talk and more when he is ready. After a shift like that welcome him with an peaceful oasis, you will have a MUCH happier hubby.
Well you must be my sista from another Mr! I know this too well @ 13yrs married. It’s a beautiful union when you are secure enough to give your spouse a moment to feel human after a long day. Once he decompresses and gets settled in, he knows exactly how to make his Queen feel like royalty. I’m grateful every day.
It's the peace abd quiet for me.
Well, at least you get it...👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽... You've be surprised how many silly grown girls think men have phuckin on there mind 24/7/365, especially after a long day at work... We don't!!!!! We want food, rest and peace... Then maybe some 😺 later... Lol
Ok right
Spoken like a true queen. Teach the confused generation. It's not that your man doesn't want you but he needs you in different capacity. This is when a woman shows true care and if she understands you struck gold and if not there are jewels awaiting to be polished
The bigger issue is how you’re posting yourself in what’s supposed to be for my eyes only, so the whole world sees it before I even get a chance to.
Facts
I was thinking the same thing...damn some people are just so in need of attention. Her man is probably thinking the same thing. If I was him I would have moved it along. 💯
RIGHT!!!
@@bridgetortiz7520 Boo ain't got a man. Any man working 12 hours would be long GONE after about 2 weeks of the above
Exactly
How is he gonna have the strength for intimacy when you haven't fed him some food.
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The Meal he ate at his "Side Piece" house should provide enough Energy to "Grease yo Midnight Oils"
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This is why we come home NOT hungry
She's going too kill him ! How ? Through starvation !
I ain't no ones maid
He can cook for himself
I will dress sexy for him, love on him, and spend his money though. Men still will cheat on women who cook for a sexy women that don't cook💁
He will call her tomorrow and say I am working late, but be at Bertha's house eating.
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That’s right Angie! Tell ‘em what’s what! Ms Bertha got rolled oats, lunch meat and breads all up and through the house…Lawd have mercy! Ms Bertha house be smelling like a holiday meal …shoot now I’m hungry!
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@kappaApsi1💀💀💀
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"So basically your a** aint cook"
🤣😂 took me tf out 😂
Right! So Real
I can't stop laughing at that one. Lmao
To add insult to injury got the nerve to be sitting at the dinner table. The audacity of this modern chicks is out of the world. No wonder why brothers are flying tf outta here!
As someone with a 12hr shifter she new to the game. These men be tired almost asleep through the door. Sometimes they can't even stop to eat first.
I have fallen asleep in the car as soon as I made it home several times.
Preach😭😭😭😭😭😭🔥🔥🔥🔥
I work 12 hours. I'm raggedy. It's the sleep for me
Yep, she tripping. Hubby goes to work @ 2am, gets home around 3, sometimes 4. He just wants to sleep. He says hello to me & the kids & goes to bed.😴 I usually have to wake him up to eat dinner.
This is true sometimes I cook before I go to work that way I know when the children and he gets off before me it's a meal prepared and all they got to do is heated up
🤦🏽♂️ She lying lying!!! She just can't cook nor do sh*t, but spend his money!
Ok
Im still wondering: What has she done all day!
@Keisha so sweet 🤣🙃
@@indiamoore8988 👨🏾⚖
@@ParentalDiscretionIsAdvised The world has yet to find out.
"You better have some Biscuits up in that Coota Monkey, some Dinner Rolls..."
I can't. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Lol I thought I was the only one to say coota monkey lol
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“Y’all don’t know nothing…absolutely nothing.”
I hollered when he said she ain even got no man!!!🤣🤣🤣
So who took the pic??
@@bethevoice3 probably whoever house she posing in…
Right??!!!!😂🤣
me too 😂😂🤣🤣
Irritating azz took me out...exactly, just annoying🤣🤣
After my man works a 12hr shift he's coming home to a hot shower, hot meal, stiff drink back rub, and a good night sleep now as soon as he get an off day it's on and poppin 🤣🤣🤣🤣
exactly or even if he happen to still b up after eatin n restin...he could b in the mood after that, hell
💯 I work anywhere from 10 to 12 hrs a day....sometimes 14-16 depending.... and when I get off work I have to eat and go to sleep to get rested to do it all over again the very next day.. unfortunately I've run into women who expect a lot out of me after a shift like that. Sometimes I'm good...but most of the time I just wanna go to bed while getting my head rubbed! Lol
@@BIGBG74 Real Talk. Respect to you sir.
@@chandrabone3576 😉
Brother mite be too tired for that back rub but I feel you tho.. Lol
"She ain't got no man." That's it right there, Shuler. 😂
🤔, he might be on to something! 😂
Absolutely CORRECT! 😂
Right
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Right, all people think about is sex. If you don’t make that man a meal and quiet the house down so he can sleep!
Now that im older I understand why my parents were frustrated when they got home. Just thinking about a person being in my house when I get home makes me irritated.
This is THE QUICKEST way to upset yourself. He wants SLEEP!. Just like you would.
DAMN RIGHT!!!!!
Right sis
Facts sis!!
Feed him/run him a bath/ cream him down and put that man to bed.
@@ladyn5273 you must be married? You sound like a wife 😆
I cook for my wife when we worked different shifts it's about caring and appreciation for each other .And oh boy the weekend is fire 37 yrs
That's King and Queen living right there - good for you both honoring each other!!! Thank you for sharing!😁
My kinda friend, WOMEN WORK TOO, this mentality of men will never change,
Once it’s a lot of years and shared responsibilities sex ain’t the cure all the time. 🤷🏽♀️ Real couples know the difference
12yrs plus hella hella responsibilities with mines but she still won’t except the fact I be tired it’s you can go to sleep when I’m done 😂 n it’s usually vice versa 😂 but I’m not complaining lol must of the time
I approve this message 🙌
Yessssss!!!!🙌🙌🙌
Say it louder for the folks in the back 👏🏾
Amun. No typo.
I would like to commend your language it's very clean for all the videos I ve seen so far I have witness that there is no cursing thank you for I salute.
What's sad is that she probably does not know what happens when someone works a 12 hour shift!!! You are working pretty hard if you work 12 hours a day for 5 days or so every week! 🙄
Yes ! I can testify too that and I work an 8 hour shift Monday thru Friday , cleaning a factory .
Facts!!!
@@lynnlynn8259 You a boss for real!!!!
I agree
Hell na. I won't date anyone who has to work that hard😂😂😂
I guess her mama never told her that, "the way to a man's heart, is through his stomach."
FACTS!! 💯💯
Can't teach what you don't know.
Facts
You ain't never lie, because after all that loving, ain't no body tryna go to no store
@@LesA.R.6568 So, I read books, attended college and do things daily to add to what I don't know. The people are teaching. Stop
“So basically you aint cook.” I almost spit out my food
Lol
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Right,,🤣🤣🤣🤣
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She says that she's his meal, because her body is all she has to offer. That's all she's bringing to the table. After working a 12 hour shift, he wants a hot meal, peaceful, clean environment to unwind in.
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I be cute when my husband gets home so he knows he has something to look forward to but this man is coming home to some big hugs, and good food, and RELAXATION (until he ready).
1st thing in relationships that you want to keep is to consider the others feelings and well being.
I'm keeping this BLESSING.
Well bravo lol
Respect ✊🏾
good stuff!🙌🏾
See old school real women keep their man fed and rested by keeping the house peaceful and pleasant! So we can reap the rewards of his rest and satisfaction. I’m been married 30+ years and ain’t nothing like a well fed and well rested man! 😉😉😉
.. there aren't no old school real men to pay yhe bills no more. Now they both got to work so they feed them selves
Amen..
Yep a shower, meatloaf, mac n cheese, yams, pintos, cornbread and a back rub...he'll worship you.
There you go Audrey. But real men aren't being raised anymore. I guess the conditions aren't right .
Amen 👏
I didn't go to church today but I am sitting here yelling AMEN to everything Shuler is saying. Does that count? Because that man is preaching!
Sabbath is on Saturday, so you good :)
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Lol
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It counts 😂
“I need bread and meat!…. Ma’am! Vegi-tables!” - Shuler King. 😂🤣
This man here 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
This is a whole new meaning when u ask her, what u bring to the table.
She brought her body like she Jesus
Basically, nothing because after 12 hrs ain't nothing going down but my eyelids
Well, not really, cus they usually say my love, my joy etc... Same difference really 😏😃
@@dipn61 Exactly! My eyelids going down right after my body go down on the bed
Sadly!
The way he broke down the "cook some-thing" had me rollin'
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Looooool!
👏👏 it's good to hear a man speak the truth about the importance of a relationship
Facts!!! I’m on day 8 on an 8 day stretch of 12 hr shifts and I’m spent… just feed me and rub my back please 🤦🏽♂️
Have a brother like, "Damn it woman, where's my dinner?!!! 😂😂😂😂😂
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@Smoke My Eagles got blown out by the Patriots 35-0 Thursday night. 😭 I'm pretty sure you should be at 100% by now. 😂😂
@@jayskicksnfits9372 Bears are losing 41-6 right now. Not 100% yet, still got that nasty cough. 😌
@@smoke2668 Damn! The Bills really opened a can of whoop ass on y'all.😂 Y'all not playing y'all starters? 🤔
@@jayskicksnfits9372 yeah they're playing, they're just playing like 💩. 😂
Facts! When I used to work double shifts, if I came home to shower water running & a plate was ready, I was a HAPPY man!
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After 12 hours, whether he’s a doctor or a construction worker, he ain’t thinking about her and her tattoo. Hes thinking about a shower, a hot meal and a good nights sleep.
Lmaoo “and her tattoo” 💀😂
@@indigolynn4192 right 😂😂😂
Exactly! I'm married to a self employed mechanic and he's been in the heat, tired, hungry and annoyed with people. He needs to eat, bathe and go to sleep.
Facts!
@@kaykay7271 😂
Thanks for being so truthful with these women 😂
Shuler: I watched this clip several times, I am unable to stop crying with laughter.
Me too!!!!
Me too 😂😂😂
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It's the "Cooda Monkey" for me😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
I'm a chef/caterer/natural hairstylist, and after a long day of serving everyone else, I just want food, rest, and peace... Sex ain't everything, sheesh 🙄. Feed that man!!!
Thas a tuff like, keep it up 💪🏾😎
AaaaaM.E.N!!!
exactly
Everytime I hear Shuler King talk, it makes think he is Bernie Mac reincarnated back from the dead.
I totally agree !!!
Facts ! 💯
I thought I was the only one that thought that. LOL
Exactly Right 😂
He sure does
“Girl! Cook Something”. Lol 😂
Society teaches girls that all a woman has to be is FINE...and everything else will come....smh....
That was the OLD way when men ran everything and women were stay at home objects. Now that doesnt fly for real people. That only works for Players, ballers and Hoes
@@epsavoy what are u talking about. No one forced women to stay home. Before the industrial and technical revolution, it wasn't a lot that women could do but take care of home and care for the kids. U think they wanted to work in the mines?
Preach!!!
Facts my brown queen 👸🏿 sex & looks is NOT the most important to a king, " social media is the new dad, mom, grandma, blind leading the blind "
I really wonder when will we come together and get it , and do right by each other wr all know what's wrong and what's need to be done. We are all tired...HONEST COMMUNICATION, KNOWLEDGE, AND UNDERSTANDING!!!
I feed my guy first once he gets home, trust me, once his energy is back up, he be ready like freddy! Lololol
Yes ma’am - he relaxes, drink, eat, naps and then f***s.
Thank you!
THATS COMMON SENSE
Hellooo!!!
After work snacks are my specialty 😋 we both hungry haha
After 12 hours of work feed him a meal first to build his energy back up and then give him "dessert". 😜
Just be a human buffet line! All you can “eat” 😉😜🤣🤣😂😂
Duh Right!!!!
@@joemomma3208 just make sure the food is chewed up good.😜
Yes, thank you. 😊
Y'all nasty 😂😂😂😂
When my ex and I were together he worked a 10 hr shift at Chrysler. I couldn’t wait for him to come home, WHY? Because I had his plate in the microwave and timed my alarm to wake me up at the time he would be walking in the door. I warmed his food up and while he was eating, I got his shower ready. He never undressed himself, I did it. He didn’t wash himself up, I did it. I enjoyed being there and this was my appreciation after I was fired my job at 3 months pregnant and we just signed a new lease a month before I was fired. He carried all the weight. Just wish it had been enough to keep him from cheating.
This right here is the reason some women say f the man, & does what makes her happy, i.e. not cooking & not waking up when he comes home. You were doing too much boo. That is a whole grown man, & you treating him like a toddler. Get the man a hot meal, run the shower, see if there’s anything he wants to talk about, if not...take your azz back 2 sleep! Why are you undressing a grown adult? That's called being too thirsty...
Been there done that except for being pregnant. Sometimes...it's just NEVER enough for some unappreciative men. But give it time, he will retret it. Trust me👌🏾
@@sugalovely1238 yeah the undressing is a bit much
He saw you as a slave, not a wife/lover. Also, cheaters are just that, cheaters!
You did well, u have a clear conscience. It's not every advise that's meant for u. Only do what is godly & u will have peace.
You showed ur ex u appreciated all his efforts & that was great. Unfortunately, men that truly love their wives cheat, it's not something they can explain, but know we are all human. Am sure he loved and appreciated u too, but hey, that's life.
“No fish, no piece of chicken, nothing?” 😂😂🤣 oh ShulerKing ! I’m in stitches 🤣🤣🤣
Oh she’s got the fish but not the kind he’s talking🤢🤮🤪
The stare after piece of chicken! 😂
…‼️ Why she tryin to put that man in the hospital from dehydration, starvation and pulled muscles?!?
She's trying to make him pass out too because I bet that fish is spoiled! 💩😷🤢😅
Lmao
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He'll be the First dude to Die and go into Rigor 4th Shift...
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He said sustenance so hard he was out of breath, that's passion right there
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I only work 6 hours and I still need a meal when I come home
She wasn't Raised right You gotta feed them , then YESSSSSS Honey..LOL 🤩🤩
As the saying goes, "The way to a man's heart is through his stomach"....
Theennn y'all can get down with the "get down."
You can't say that trust me children stray lol
@@blackcatlady2172 .. hey, I Loved making my Husband Happy..💖
Grandma and momma should have told her ! A way to a man's heart is through his stomach 😜🤣😜🤣
I ain't no ones maid
He can cook for himself
I will dress sexy for him, love on him, and spend his money though. Men still will cheat on women who cook for a sexy women that don't cook💁
The way he said “ Girl cook something”🤣🤣”veggie-t-a-b-l-e-s🤣🤣🤣🤣 I love me some Shuler!!
This guy is HILARIOUS!!!! Truth well Spoken 🤣🤣
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She’s setting herself up for a disappointing evening. He’ll appreciate a running shower and a sandwich before some tail.
🎯Word!
Some tail! Lol
Sandwich??? Nah....a meal bae.
@@memeaw76 Lol
This is it.
Love you brother! This was one of your best messages!!
The way to a man's heart is a good meal PERIOD shuler said a piece of chicken or nothing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
Facts!
Right!
Actually, being agreeable and peaceful. We can cook our own good food. But it certainly helps if we don't have to do it and the woman actually know how to cook..
@@redgrey758 no y'all can cook for yourselves consistently and money saving way. Nope.
@@Nirobiscloset10
All I'm saying is a submissive attitude and lack of harshness creates black families. What original poster said is just icing on the cake. Some women would rather have no cake than to make let alone share one. To each his own.
It was the “irritating ass” for me!!!!!😂😂😂😂
Me too 🤣🤣🤣
Yesss, that was funny. 🤣🤣🤣
Yep 😂🤣
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Played that part like 5 times 😭😭
Thats the thought of someone that ain't dealing with a real man.
@shanda cromuel ........ nor a Real woman!!! This young girl has nothing else to do; whereas, a productive person has priorities in order......
FOOD being ONE of the primary! 💯 LOTS TO LEARN. 😎
Stop Hating on her and step your game up. Honestly she is on to something, try this with your man and you will see how much he likes this.
@@flyknuckle This may have hit home like she wanted if she would've had a full course meal for him (after 12 straight hours of work) and stated she was to be his dessert. You know it is common for younger girls not to know how to do anything but f**k. That addition of home cooked food (or even ordered take out) included in that post would have been on fleek...
cooked meal, clean house, laundered clothing, ANNNND a bad-ass, 5-star chick awaiting his return home from a long day's work with multiple pleasures!! NOW THAT WOULDA HIT LIKE SHE EXPECTED, but I knew what she meant. It is ok to get other perspectives on some things, especially if you post it for the world. I try to respond sincerely, yet positively. 💯😎
You absolutely right!!! Ain't nobody got time for that!! 😂 my man will have a home-cooked meal, hot water in bath and nice fluffy pillows ❤ ( hanky panky comes after a few hours rest 😊🙃😍
The old saying goes the best way to a man’s heart is thru is stomach, not his eyes and utter parts. Lol! 🤣
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They have the cheat code and still can't get it right. Cohabitation is doomed.
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Shuler, you said it! Feed that man first, let him rest and I guarantee he will love you like a king. She got it backwards!!😁
I’ve been with my husband 29 years. After a tough day, his food is on the table, bath water in the tub with epsom salt , and when he’s ready after dinner, I bathe him. From head to toe.
I used to bathe my husband. So sweet. We had a huge bathtub in our house, so it worked .
I need to find the time to do this. My head says run that water, but after cooking and running after 6 kids I’m tired too. Lol
All must have balance in life.....time and place for All things,,,,,Ecclesiastes 3rd chapter
Nice
You doing to much bathing from head to toe please.
A beautifully dressed tablescape is definitely complimented by the food on it.
When my husband comes home from work a hot plate is waiting for him, he can have me for dessert afterwards, lol
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Now tht is what am talking about.👍🏾🤣
I ain't no ones maid
He can cook for himself
I will dress sexy for him, love on him, and spend his money though. Men still will cheat on women who cook for a sexy women that don't cook💁
A hot bath first would be great!
@@princesspai1975 do you work? Or do you just sit around the house? If you don’t work, then cook!
Same goes for a man that sits around the house while his wife goes to work all day. Whoever stays home must cook!
He said "Yo' nasty cuda monkey."
DEEEEAAAADDDD!
Hilarious 😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀
I hollered 😂😂😂😂
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"So you gonna put your lil cuda muffin in the microwave?".
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After he’s cleaned and fed, some good lov’in will give him the rest he really needs. Married 20 years.
Tell THEM! My husband wanted it before and after working 14 hour shifts sometimes. These people are mad as if she's not going to cook. They're also speaking from their personal stamina too. You know times have changed when men are complaining about too much sex
But you still cooked thou!!!!!
@@coraadams2395 wears my big piece of chicken
@@canwejustloveeachother2550 I mean.. she didn’t mention cooking or giving him rest at all, just sex. We can only go off of what she gives us. We mention anything more ourself and it becomes an assumption.
Same here married years
"So basically you ass ain't cook!" LOL LOL 😆
Here's a clue . . . if your man works 12-hour shifts on a regular, fix him his favorite meal, draw him a nice warm bath, give him a massage after the bath & let him eat. He will sleep like a baby afterwards. When he wakes up, let the pollination begin . . . works like a charm, y'all!!
Yes lawd 💯💯
When he wakes he'll unleash the "Kraken" . 😂
I'm more bent out of shape about her posting all her business! Literally and figuratively. Why can't things be private anymore?? Why does EVERYTHING have to go on the internet?? Intimacy also comes in the form of not telling ALL your business! I guess I'm old.🤷🏽♀️
ME TOO!! THEY SHARE TOO MUCH!!
Listen, you said it right! Everything should not be for public display. Unfortunately, so many do it.
That part
Your man can’t literally eat you, he’s actually hungry and tired genius🤣🤦🏽♀️.
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The thing to do is make all three available: a turned down bed with some candles, some food cooked, and listen that's here too if that's the way you wanna go.
Thank you!!!
Not tired and I grabbed a bite on the way home!!! Ready for the "Rock my baby lullaby"...best rest comes after Good $ex... It's priceless!!!
12 hour shifts can be treacherous depending on what kind of work your doing. I remember my days of working a 12 hour shift job lol that job whooped my ass for 2 weeks straight, And Every morning when i got off work the only thing i use to be thinking about was sleep when i got home lol.😂
If you doing a real 12hr 12hr and have some kinda driving home distance, you might sit in the driveway a bit before you have the energy to get out!
That is the damn truth. Sometimes I fall asleep out there in the car.
Everyday....
I see no lies at all. That's the level of tired where you're asking God for the strength to get out the car and hit the shower. The last thing on your mind is getting freaky.
Them big facts
Booooooy that sitting in the car is another level of tired
Take if from me from someone who works 12hour weekend nights. Soon as I get home, the ONLY THING I want to do is sleep! Food come later after I wake up.
Shuler said: "COOK. SOMETHING." 😂
In his Madea voice!
I remember I was up from 5am and left work at 8pm that night. I called my wife on the cell phone on the way home and told her "...when I get in all I want to do is eat, shower, and go to sleep; I don't want to talk; I'm not trying to be rude; just please let me do those things and I'll tell you about it all tomorrow" true story!
I love that u COMMUNICATED that! 🙌🏾
@@TheSharlethaG it was one of those days where everything that could go wrong DID go wrong....I was tired and angry and didn't want to take it out on her.
@patrick burns Crying lol 😂😂😂 man I be feeling just like this!! no disrespect but please just leave me alone tonight and we can be in each other’s face all weekend I promise 😂😂
@@mcjrocker too funny! As people we got to work on communicating our thoughts
If a man done worked a 12 hour shift, that man's going to want a full cooked meal, he is tired hungry and wants to put he feet up and rest. Shuler hit it on the nail with this one. Nothing but the truth.
"Y'all think yah nasty little coota-monka fixes everything!"
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Haaaaa...😂😂😂😂😂
YEP!! It does
My mom used to say coota lol
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@@TheKrista5 mine said cootie cat🤣🤣
When he said "cutamunger" I 'bout choked on my food. lol
A man that work twelve hours ain't thinking about me, you, him, those and theys. You ain't cook? Shit, you better go sat down somewhere.
The fact that you said "sat"instead of "sit"... I felt that 🤣🤣🤣
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AMEN SIS!!!
He's going to get his food from someone else. Someone that appreciate him.
And HE SHOULD PERIOD.
You better Preach.
That's how I got my husband. All she did was go to the casino's.
@@seezamoment4977 Home wrecker
@@Cosmologybey1 the home was demolished already she just had another one built and ready
“And And And do the Hokey Pokey wit ur ass, Hell Nah” - ShulerKing
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Do more work. Exactly. Thats why i like you😂😂😂❤❤
I work full time 12 hour night shifts. But u better believe when I’m off, I make sure my man has a meal after work. He gets home around 2:30am. My ass could be sleep all day but I’ll jump up start dinner by 1am, in the shower by 2am. So I’m fresh & clean in case he wants a snack after his meal. Some nights he do, others he pass out after showering/ eating. And that’s ok . CAUSE THAT RENTS PAID 🤣LADIES DO BETTER!
Yessssss....The Rent Paid Let Em Know Sis
You are a hero ma’am
A Man needs bread, vegetables,and meat, after He has been all day on His feet! Now that's real talk from a real woman who knows how to cook.
Thank you 🙏🏾
“Leen-ger-eee” 😂😂😂 I don’t know how I get here, but thank you for this lmao I needed this laugh!
IKR
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Thank you for telling the 💯
I’ve worked every hour on the clock before, including Graveyard/Turn around shifts. The last thing I even thought about was being with anybody like that. I would shower and eat enough food to keep from just starving while I was asleep. Maybe this woman doesn’t work or work very much and has no idea. If you love him, feed him and send him to bed to sleep: period.
Food, sleep, silence.
Starvin Marvin about to have some “legs & thighs” after work! Now that’s a “2piece” 😂😂😂🤣😂
Joe...🤦🏽♀️🍗😂😂😂
You are going to need a napkin 🧻 to eat 🍽 those drumsticks 🍗. Yum 🤤.
@@blackcatlady2172 😉😉🤣🤣🤣😜
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He about to have a mouth full of nasty. Then again he probably nasty to begin with to b attracted to that
Then they going to argue because he don’t want to and she going to leave him because they grew apart 🙄
You didn't have to say Cuda monkey 3 times🤣🤣🤣🤣I was on the floor at the first Cuda monster🤣🤣🤣🤣
TEACH 👏🏼👏🏼...Now if she was wearing that with a hot meal on the table that would be different...Where the food at 👀
Right. Them empty place settings ain't it girl!
When mine come home, he gets a massage,meal, and peace.
Just curious do you mean peace as in rest or you wanted to say piece. If so he is very content with just food massage and rest.
@@floydalexander4318 he gets a "Piece" of her Mind for not coming STRAIGHT Home after Work..you already know😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Where do they make yall at??? I need this in my life so bad it aint even funny!!! 🔥🔥🔥
@@raybo4992 🤣🤣🤣🤣. Probably. Me I would of wanted piece of the pumpking pie🐱.🤣🤣
Same here✋
That's because a lot of women who feel that they are very shapely and that that's something we men want or desire would substitute for what they should be doing. Honestly a lot of them that are extremely fine like that can't cook at all so they use their bodies as a distraction.
. nothing take the place of food for a empty stomach, distraction my behind
Stop blaming the men .. the woman is supposed to do his part too ..
My husband coming home from work with workmates because HE KNOWS 100% THERE WILL BE DINNER COOKED FROM SCRATCH FOR ALL OF THEM. PERIOD. Nourish your man, starting with food.
Real women know after a 12 hr shift he wants peace, quiet, hot meal.. Every thing is not about sex.. If you cant cook, read or fill your 🕙..He aint gonna keep u.