Clarkson Tries His Own Beer I Clarkson's Farm I Season2

Jeremy Clarkson
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[@arvidgreat]

" It's a nice beer, that" Is the only sentence I can make out of Gerald in the entire series without text.

[@Svoorhout85]

Thetes a youtuber who dissects his dialect and adds subtitles to what he says. Surprisingly, once you have subtitles (or know in advance what he says) your brain will decipher it quite easily.

[@kuva]

@@Svoorhout85 What youtuber

[@superjimse]

@kuva Jason Coulls

[@darkySp]

Funny, because I read the subtitles and I still can't unhear "It's a NOSE beer, that."

[@neutro2353]

Pub I work in is full of characters like him, sometimes they get so bladdered you just smile and nod at what they say (there's no chance of decyphering then) and wait for them to lose their train of thought and sit down

[@andrewcheng1998]

Tbh jezza describes his beer to audience way more vividly than the expert with one sentence

[@TrevorMoses312]

JC's "Hmm" and "Mmmm" are just right, the expert is just jerking off.

[@hoklo6571]

wellness beer

[@vorakijpunyashthiti2820]

His genius is almost frightening.

[@TheoPhilpot]

spa beer

[@rickwilliams967]

That's always a bad sign when you have to explain why it's "good".

[@ryla6320]

Beer was so smooth, it smoothed out Gerald's english for a moment

[@Annabelle66633]

"If I’m honest, ricks lecture soon became a bit fuzzy🍺🥴"😂

[@blitzcon9088]

It's probably the hops

[@tinamadzimure5648]

What is he even saying😊😊😊

[@artoodiitoo]

I hope James May doesn´t become fizzy from tasting it

[@Lau_wings]

Gerald is right about a session beer, you want a beer which goes down really easy that you can drink a lot of which is not super hoppy or complex.

[@garymac5571]

Exactly. A nice 4% pale ale hits the spot.

[@louiegetsmadatgames6256]

wise words

[@MrTeddy12397]

wise words

[@raptus9115]

Woise words

[@kettlebells-ez9xi]

wise words

[@scorchma]

[Gerald Speaking Indistinctly]
Clarkson: Wise words.
:D

[@artedrums]

Just wanted to say the same 😀😀😀

[@margotrosendorn6371]

Everything makes sense after enough pints...

[@DEANO12345]

@@margotrosendorn6371😂😂😂

[@Adamz678]

We need a new series "Top Beer" where Jeremy, James, Hammond review beer across the world. lol

[@josephmurphy742]

That is actually a genius idea

[@masternoob9673]

Perfect

[@yammmit]

I’d watch anything the three of them did together, but that would be absolutely amazing

[@TH3L3G3ND]

Didn’t James get a lot of beer through his mail time on DriveTribe and he also has a Pub so they can do their reviews there also

[@tanbenghooi86]

good idea u good sir !

[@jamiec4478]

The pint in the Range Rover cracks me up 🤣

[@twotailedavenger]

I guess the English don't put much effort into enforcing open container laws?

[@jamiec4478]

@@twotailedavenger he’s in a private car not out in public and obviously not driving

[@fabiank485]

​@@twotailedavengerwhat?

[@thatonecarguy3755]

⁠@@twotailedavengerLaws are different over there

[@jonbaxter2254]

You don't have a car pint?

[@TheBenNZ]

I love how the lady is just smiling as he scoffs it down 😂 1:50

[@Svoorhout85]

What better compliment for a chef is there than scarfing the food down? My dad used to smile and point out we were quiet during dinner, knowing we obviously liked the food.

[@PsicosisYT]

@@Svoorhout85 Thats super sweet

[@JohnSmith-rm2ht]

[Gerald Speaking Indistinctly] 🤣

[@miked4027]

It's difficult to understand Gerald when he's soba, let alone after a few pints of Hawkstone's.! ;-)

[@andrewwynne6934]

Wise Words.

[@Spitefire6]

​@miked4027 my ex gf came from the Cotswolds, as it happens only a few miles from DS, and apparently he is far more translatable when you are a local😅 it took me 3 watches of his clips, and removal of subtitles to get an understanding! It was indeed wose words...

[@kalebbruwer]

Tonight on Top Beer:
The fetus yells at me
Gerald says... something
And I annoy another producer

[@JackFrost008]

Tonight on Top Beer ;)

[@LoightaFluwid]

Tonoite on bottom beer:
I pour 5 gallons of beer at the queen's funeral
Hammond makes a special appearance and somehow drives a combine harvester staright to the A5
and Gerald says wise words
This week's bo'om gear is sponsored by Monsanto. Cause fook farming use corpo goods. Ery Noice

[@mrfashionguy1]

Gerald really is just this shows version of Boomhauer isn't he. God I love that man.

[@GnomaPhobic]

I guess every country has a version of that guy somewhere out in the boonies.

[@suvechhabose7586]

LMAO 🤣
This is one of those funniest clips from season 2. What an amazing show. On that large bombshell,

[@KingSlimjeezy]

how dare you

[@YorkshirePirate]

Back to the studio!

[@KG-th3cr]

GOODNIGHT!

[@mr_earwig6477]

The look on the director's face at 2:20 kills me. Its somewhere laughter and "I can't believe this but should have expected it." 😂

[@BigT5]

"Here we go again"

[@GheGho]

Jeremy is 100% right. If you are ever in Budapest, go to the beer spas. Unlimited lager on tap right next to you while you bathe in beer ingredients.

[@tomvesely4008]

It's funny how they used multiple quick shots to make him look like he'd drank more😂

[@RobKaiser_SQuest]

It goes unspoken but the editing has always been a big part of what makes Clarkson's shows so funny, he has a really well-rounded understanding of TV production

[@greglinski2208]

Exactly. He had one small glass of beer.

[@danielvandam]

@@greglinski2208 are you sure? I do think he is quite an alcholic

[@greglinski2208]

@@danielvandam I was there. He had half a pint of shandy and he was trollied 🤣

[@basketballjuice]

My American ass saw Clarkson drinking beer in the left side of a car and panicked

[@lenney872]

My American ass saw clarkson drinking beer in the drivers seat and got excited

[@LoightaFluwid]

@@lenney872 My American saw Clarkson's ass and got excited

[@cvn6555]

Ha. Just remember that practice makes one better at everything.

[@jasonslifer989]

It's drunk crashers that give drunk drivers a bad name!

[@kelvin8369]

If I’m honest, everything becomes fuzzy if you swallow that much beer 🤣🍺

[@Joseph-mw2rl]

I'm not native but I've learned English all my life and would be considered quite adept at it. But Gerald is the final boss for me

[@arvidgreat]

Same.

[@Yimello]

They do tend to cut up and edit different bits of him speaking to make it especially unintelligable.

[@sonicmeerkat]

@@Yimello honestly best gag of the show, usually i struggle with the fast talking deep scottish and irish accents but he manages to make me double take like the average southerner lol

[@SeanSMST]

The real final boss is the average Kerry farmer, they could be speaking english, irish or arabic, and it still makes little sense what they say.

[@sniippiggydigg]

I'm from the West Country in England and he challenges me

[@Mart77]

I want a T-Shirt with Gerald's face on it and a written quote "Pickled onions or something, like the adverb whatever it is, innit?"

[@patrikbjornfot]

Just go online and print it.. Google it its cheap

[@kadeemeiland]

"it's quite good fun developing your own beer."
"...yeah."
🤣

[@dubingis1221]

"we worked our way through the case" sounds like detective drama

[@wallysprint]

"wise words... wise words.." XD XD

[@adam346]

As a Canadian, I massively appreciate the subtitles.

[@akamiguelsanchez9985]

Jezza’s beer belly makes so much sense now

[@TheLastCrusader22]

Tbh it's really easy to get one for most males in particular, I've been skinny me whole life and I only weigh about 65 kg and I still have a bit of a beer gut because I enjoy beer so much. I don't even eat that much, or that many fats, but the beer seems to make up for all of it :D So I'm willing to cut Clarkson some slack, especially given the copious amounts of alcohol he's doubtlessly consumed in his life

[@jonbaxter2254]

Love this, just kept drinking like a champ.

[@Steanford]

God I absolutely love Jeremy. What a top man.

[@tesco-cs]

"for me, its, its, its brilliant" Clarkson having the time of his life enjoying his own beer :D

[@AlbinoFuzWolf]

One of the weirdest parts of West Virginan culture is fully understanding these blokes old English :)

[@George_Bland]

Can't believe Clarkson hasn't heard of session beer, thought he was a more of a drinker than that.

[@griffins750]

No he was just too drunk to remember 😂

[@TH3L3G3ND]

He just went a bit clumsy with the amount of beers he drank 😂

[@FrontSideBus]

He's a wine dot tbh.

[@BenState]

Its called class.

[@TheLastCrusader22]

If you want someone off the former TG that actually properly enjoys beer, your best bet is May, the most blokey and down-to-earth of the three. Clarkson is a wine tw*t and Hammond prefers Brummie's ruin, as we all know
"They weren't both full when I started" - Hammond
"That's because, you'd already started" - May

[@MathiasGreenwalde]

I like how gerald becomes more understandable the drunker he is.

[@peteranserin3708]

Perhaps Ozzy can translate this clip.

[@Sal-et6um]

i think even ozzyman will not be able to understand gerald

[@julianius484]

​@@Sal-et6umI think he meant Ozzy Osbourne

[@Dennis19901]

Sharon should be able to understand this. She's an expert on thick British gibberish

[@moonlion7047]

Lol Ozzy translation would be even more untranslatable and ozzyman would be just say Fk yeah.

[@1NCUB1]

To be honest, it is a really good beer.

[@jonbaxter2254]

It actually is, bought a case the other day. Very refreshing.

[@JohnSmith-cs7jg]

It really isn’t.

[@vvoof2601]

@@JohnSmith-cs7jg Opinions mate.

[@Lickwetcarrion]

@@JohnSmith-cs7jg You know taste is subjective right?

[@xxDxxism]

@@JohnSmith-cs7jgbro can’t accept different tastes

[@randallnadeau1691]

All men think alike, very funny video

[@dannyfrog]

That beer does look good. 😂

[@Chris.starfleet]

It's Sunday evening 20h16 and suddenly I have a craving for beer.

[@MichaelBradley1967]

Do you suppose Gerald gets more comprehensible the more he drinks?

[@davidodonovan4982]

I think Jeremy thinks if he drinks enough pints he might just be able to understand what Gerald's talking about.

[@gareth0412]

Gerald sounds like a medieval peasant from a Monty python sketch

[@pandabear4321gogo]

[Gerald speaking indistinctly]

[@franciscobizzaro]

The perfect short story. Watched this clip like 12 times

[@richardjohnson8009]

lol yea thats pretty spot on, you got your spa beers then you got your session beers.

[@Stekaren]

The way he pronunces "SAMPLE at 0:30 sounding like an alcoholic lmfao funny guy jeremy clarkson

[@kasperchristensen8416]

It was beer o' clock when I began watching the video and it's beer o'clock again just as I finished it! Cheers from Denmark, ya crazy islanders 🍻

[@bicyclist2]

😆 Jeremy is still funny. Thanks.

[@Tazzquilizer]

You always know things escalated when you see someone sitting in a car or walking down the sidewalk with a glass in his hand.

[@him050]

I can attest, it’s a REALLY nice lager.

[@WeanerBeaner69]

It is

[@keyvonandreas007]

He’s not even listening he’s just gulping down the beer like it’s water 😂

[@liamhemmings9039]

Greatest TV presenter of all time, ever.

[@mikebliss3153]

"Alone Again Or" - Love
Man, that has some deep memories for me. My middle school band director played trumpet with the band on occasion. Incredible.

[@wammorrison1430]

yeah rlly great tune, legendary album - well heard

[@terminusest9179]

I had a laugh when I noticed jeremy kept drinking while the explanation was on and even when he got into the car.

[@KnightoftheLord1]

I've tried his beer, it's nice. :)

[@TheRealArtimusKnight]

Not a beer guy myself but I’d happily try his beer

[@Xtreemo]

I've literally burst my ass off laughing when Gerald was speaking indistinctly, lmao

[@scallywag9392]

Damn Jeremy is such a tonic for this mundane world

[@louiseturner9811]

Jeremy getting very drunk.😂😂😂❤❤❤

[@Vineetrai-ts1oq]

spa beer and reaction afterword got me 🤣🤣🤣🙃

[@despair268]

I rewatched the Gerald part many times now and it just keeps getting funnier and funnier.

[@ciaranrooney1141]

My man Gerrald always up for a good session of pints

[@JacksonGuitarsPlayer03]

Ain’t nothin like a damn fine crispy beer 🍺

[@styill]

I'm from America and for half a second I forgot that cars in the U.K. have the driver sit on the right. 2:24

[@prashanthprakash554]

You scarily remind me of my imminent future Jezza ❤😂😂 not the success, just the beer and hops

[@anders4160]

Honestly that beer looked really good.

[@lcf34]

Best Director on Earth no doubt, what a fantastic footage.

[@latewizard301]

i like reaaaally malty beer, like it feels like i'm chugging down pure malt extract!

[@AliHussain-fz7pd]

“And then I was driven home by an extremely patient director”
Proceeds to sip beer in the passenger seat 🤣

[@rolfknappmann]

I'm so glad me, with English as his second language, is not the only one who uses subtitles to understand Gerald... and even the subtitle person can't understand every word 😂

[@christophertobin5696]

listening to Jeremy talk nonsense about beer while hearing the klinking noise of beer bottles in the background makes me giggle.

[@PneumaticFrog]

Classic British moment, they drink warm beer and are like "this is really really noice innit?

[@benlowe1701]

The people who invented beer didn't have fridges.
I'm sure fridge beer is very nice. But you shouldn't need fangled technology to make something people have been drinking for hundred of years taste nice. If you do, it's probably not very nice to begin with.

[@MrAckers75]

Drinking cold beer just masks the garbage they make nowadays

[@raddockery9919]

This is so funny. As a homebrewer I do love this video 🍻😜

[@jrussell5243]

At this point, Clarkson's voice is every bit as iconic & universally known as David Attenborough's

[@lolbando_8051]

should have geralds quote on the beer bottles “its a nice beer that”

[@adamfull3181]

He’s just drinking it all
😂😂😂😂😂

[@tk3141]

Damn that beer looks good 🙂🍺

[@robertaskew3677]

They are all bloody brilliant

[@erickelly1323]

Jeremy just downing the beer, at the end. "Oh right we're in the middle of a show."

[@cvn6555]

That was many beers that Jeremy quaffed. I'd be in bed the entire next day doing that.

[@bradpryer17]

Wise words

[@ryansmith1471]

Hawkstone sounds badass for the name

[@MJsonniedee]

What is the music that plays when he describes the Hawkstone

[@boatswain48]

Crap, yesterday I thought it's a good idea to take a break from beer.

[@fasiistyrer]

And still you watch videos of beers 😂

[@cesaralarcon5228]

And then we got the crew drinking

[@anon_ymous91]

To be honest, hawkstone is ok. It's a bit bland and flavourless but its an easy drink. Not bad for a session beer on a warm day if you fancy a change.

[@oblivious5396]

He is absolutely chugging those Hawkstone beers.

[@K1ngL3xusGaming]

LOL! Clarkson loves his beer!

[@matchc0635]

I like how he literally just down 6+ pint of beer in an instant

[@cookiecola5852]

Amazing how its easier to understand Gerald after he taken some bear xD

[@thebakeosaurusrex8361]

I need to get a case of that beer

[@jonbaxter2254]

You really do

[@BassAsLeaders]

Lmao he just didn't stop drinking

[@hkad6252]

Hüll melon hops is from this a tiny place called Hüll here in the hops region where live in Germany. It has a research farm for Anheuser Busch.

[@CharlesDeVere-m7o]

Gerald is a good candidate for a drunken speaker contest. Burp.

[@kentwilliams9687]

You know he really enjoys his beer now I know where that belly comes from

[@rosscopcoltrain8059]

Everybody needs an old mate, or a neighbour, like Gerald… 😂

[@さおり-i4u]

wise words

[@bobcougar77]

"wise words" lol

[@yusufabdoolla5919]

Just finished watching the 4 episodes released from season 3 now I gotta wait till next Friday for new episodes

[@officialrealistyoutube]

My boss tried this beer, he said it’s pretty bland

[@theseageek]

Lmao Gerald was more articulate while drinking beer 😂

[@jansefran1752]

Jeremy is thirsty ... Wery thirsty. 🍺

[@zooziz5724]

I'm stealing that session beer idea :D I'll be going on session this weekend :D

[@neilkilbride593]

God bless Jeremy Clarkson