It actually makes more sense that hardly anyone can understand what Gerald is saying when you consider what his job title on the farm is: He's the head of security, so naturally whatever he has to say is encrypted. This is old school, entirely analogue encryption of course, which if anything makes it even more secure - even the most skilled hackers and most powerful computers would struggle to decode Gerald-speak.
i've seen people mention its edited alot of the time when he speaks to make it sound harder to hear. perhaps the beer scene is what he normally sounds like
Jeremy is one lucky man to be welcomed in and be accepted by all those lovely ordinary down to earth people , it is probably the nicest period of his life , he is good for them and they are good for him and Chuck an Irish woman into the mix and they are all happy as pigs in shit. Lovely stuff.
So, I live in Spain, but originated from the UK. Spent the last 33 years in America. I thought - based on my history - that I could understand most English speakers. Then the head of security came along. My TV set here has close captaining based on speech to text technology, but sadly, even it gave up tonight. At one point it translated him as "music!"
Well, all I got was that "a squirrel had stolen a helicopter and ram-raided the combine harvester, subsequently stealing the corn and taking Gerald hostage"
English isn't my native language, but I understand a bit here and there. The more you listen, the more words I find. But it's not easy. Gerald is the unsung hero in this series.
someone, or maybe it was an article i saw, once uploaded the first season breaking down what he's saying and it's weird how you then hear everything he's saying. And i still can't understand a lot of that accent after that.
Reminds me of my old neighbour from the Scottish Highlands. He used to chew my ears off for hours and I only understood about four or five words. F-in council, f-Inn druggies and f-in police.
Hard to believe that this was filmed in England 😆 They only people I can understand is Clarkson and his wife . They should post subtitles😂😂😂Never mind the local football team, he needs to sponsor elocution lessons for the entire town🤣🤣🤣
Did Gerald just come with the farm when it was purchased? I'm struggling to understand his actual role 😆 I love how Jeremy just pretends to know what he's saying and continues on 😅
Those hedge cutters are great but why don’t they make brushes to sweep thorns off the road I have had a huge thorn in a new car tyre yards out of town it was repaired. The hardest bike ride I know goes up and down the same hill a Sutton bank multiple times. I once went up the first hill they were sweeping it with brooms which was brilliant- I have never had a puncture and I started doing that ride in 1980. I wasn’t impressed when the Tour de France came and there were so many retirements- they are pros it’s only my hobby. I was told never to do it again in 2017 by the doctor even if I walked up the hills. My electric bike will do it but I have had a few electrical failures including melted wires but not on that moor thankfully!! Quarter of a penny a mile and no tax test insurance or registration perhaps I should buy one instead of converting ordinary bikes They are about £2500 as opposed to about £600 you would hope they were better 😂😂😂
yeah its a shame that they edit his voice to be like it, its funny until you realise its edited as his mouth/lip movement doesnt match some of the words
Lol am from Liverpool north west of England worked in Salisbury south west of England ,for such a small country we have totally different dialects, nobody could understand a word I said because I talk so quickly apparently haha
Gerald is a character no doubt , he's almost incomprehensible yet its good practice to train the ear ! I love this show , it's actually a real reality program ! 💛💯😂
This is funny, and despite being American, I speak 3 languages, and can get by in 7 languages and still have to ask, what the fuck is Gerald actually saying? Like I'm deadass, what the hell is he saying... it's like the adults in Charlie Brown, he might as well be making trombone sounds
Gerald is a national treasure. The only man on television that no one can understand. We need more people in TV like him.
Real people :)
What about Sleepy Joe Biden
Maybe coz they mess with it in the edits
@@bcampbell611 🤣
West County accent is sadly dying
Best show on the box by far.
It actually makes more sense that hardly anyone can understand what Gerald is saying when you consider what his job title on the farm is: He's the head of security, so naturally whatever he has to say is encrypted. This is old school, entirely analogue encryption of course, which if anything makes it even more secure - even the most skilled hackers and most powerful computers would struggle to decode Gerald-speak.
I love the fact that the only time Gerald is even slightly intelligible is when he drinks beer! 😂😂😂
i've seen people mention its edited alot of the time when he speaks to make it sound harder to hear. perhaps the beer scene is what he normally sounds like
CC often translates Gerald's monologues as "music". Gerald is a rare gem!
Series two is really showing up local planning boards for the vindictive corrupt entities they are.
Yep, very personal reasons they use to attack Diddly
It's hard when your chief of security speaks a different language . The look on Jeremys face when Gerald talks to him
Jeremy is one lucky man to be welcomed in and be accepted by all those lovely ordinary down to earth people , it is probably the nicest period of his life , he is good for them and they are good for him and Chuck an Irish woman into the mix and they are all happy as pigs in shit. Lovely stuff.
The bit where gerald is shouting into a walkie talkie 6ft away from clarkson himself 🤣
Gerald is one of the most lovely people on earth.
Not a clue what he says, but makes more sense than any politician
Certainly more sense than Clarkson
Gerald for PM
Everytime i get a handle on Geralds speech he changes gears
Gerald is brilliant.he is so funny, can’t help but laugh at him and i love clarksons farm. Simply brilliant
Gerald you are awesome
So, I live in Spain, but originated from the UK. Spent the last 33 years in America. I thought - based on my history - that I could understand most English speakers. Then the head of security came along. My TV set here has close captaining based on speech to text technology, but sadly, even it gave up tonight. At one point it translated him as "music!"
Well, all I got was that "a squirrel had stolen a helicopter and ram-raided the combine harvester, subsequently stealing the corn and taking Gerald hostage"
Oh god 💀
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Gerald top man and very funny
English isn't my native language, but I understand a bit here and there. The more you listen, the more words I find. But it's not easy. Gerald is the unsung hero in this series.
someone, or maybe it was an article i saw, once uploaded the first season breaking down what he's saying and it's weird how you then hear everything he's saying.
And i still can't understand a lot of that accent after that.
Myself and my son have broken the Gerald language barrier. Top local and bless you bloke . Happy days mate xxx cyberhugs to you and yours xxx ❤
Kaleb's reaction to Gerald telling Jeremy off is pure gold!
Gerald should go on " Who wants to be a Millionaire" . It would be priceless!😁
Jeremy keep the good work work up .
If there’s ever an audiobook I really hope Gerald narrates it!
LMAO
He better narrate Twilight to make the book at least tolerable to read.
Gerald sounds just like the tech support at my firm
I find if I drink enough I can understand Gerald. 🍸
The world loves Gerald!!!👍
what a find, we would have never discovered Gerald if it wasnt for jeremy
Gerald is a legend .
Best show on TV ever 😅🤣
I love this show so much. It's so sincere so funny so authentic
Agreed :)
I’m from Lancashire and can hear Gerald lound and clear. 😂
You mean understand? Im from Spain and know your language better than you It seems.
3:32 Only thing Gerald says that I can understand is when the orangutan ruins his hedge.
There are now online courses were fans can learn to become fluent in the language of Gerald. Drinking shedloads of Hawkstone is highly beneficial
The joy this gives.
After Gerald’s first sip of beer … then I understood him !
Couldn't understand a single one of Gerald's words but what a character! 😂
I wrote a song called Gerald years ago, the band said I was mumbling when singing,
I realise now that I was channelling the real Gerald
Reminds me of my old neighbour from the Scottish Highlands. He used to chew my ears off for hours and I only understood about four or five words. F-in council, f-Inn druggies and f-in police.
Gerald is a star and should have his own show!
Priceless, utterly priceless.
Who would have thought he'd be the best boss ever 🤘🇦🇺🍻
laughing so much it hurts can not understand a word i can not watch the rest bless him
It’s a golden combination .
Hard to believe that this was filmed in England 😆 They only people I can understand is Clarkson and his wife . They should post subtitles😂😂😂Never mind the local football team, he needs to sponsor elocution lessons for the entire town🤣🤣🤣
gerald communicates like he's repeatedly hitting the suggested words on autocorrect
I understand that gerald has been hired by the Home Office to conduct English language lessons for immigrants. Perfect bloke to do it I’d say!
ABSOLUTELY BLOODY WONDERFUL. 😂😂😂😂👏👏👏👏👏👏
I'm in tears listening to Gerald, he's so damn funny. What on earth is he saying.
Great show l think Gerald needs a bucket 🤣😂🤣😂
hahaha
Jeremy needs to name one of his beers"session" beer😂😂😂👌he's so funny
He has
Is it me or did Gerald point to his own hedge and say: “If you were a pigeon, he cut his carpet” ??
I like the camaraderie..how they back each other up even if they fup..!
Best thing I've seen. Keep going, next series please..
That scene in Hot Fuzz... Holy Shit.
Hello new friend here from Philippines
Welcome Beth :)
Funny stuff mate, was Gerald speaking English 😂😂, sounds like he’s got his own language 😂😂
Defo his very own country lingo bro lol
Did Gerald just come with the farm when it was purchased? I'm struggling to understand his actual role 😆 I love how Jeremy just pretends to know what he's saying and continues on 😅
Ive been watching Gerald on Jeremy farms then I saw a clip of people speaking Klingon and I could understand it completely and fluently.
LMAO :D
From India, needs subtitles when Gerald speaks, his wife deserves a medal! 😂
Wise Words 😂😂😂
"It's a nice beer that"
Is It not well said?
Love Gerald!
I turned on close caption on TH-cam to see if it would interpret gerald. Not even A.i can figure out this ancient language
Sounds like a conversation i tried to have with a nurse at the nursing home. Couldn.t understand a bloody word.!
Brill! The new 'dynamic trio!' 🤣 Nuff said.....
WISE. WORDS.
love the mullet
And yet he didn't have one in the photo coaching in the '80s 🤣
Those hedge cutters are great but why don’t they make brushes to sweep thorns off the road I have had a huge thorn in a new car tyre yards out of town it was repaired. The hardest bike ride I know goes up and down the same hill a Sutton bank multiple times. I once went up the first hill they were sweeping it with brooms which was brilliant- I have never had a puncture and I started doing that ride in 1980. I wasn’t impressed when the Tour de France came and there were so many retirements- they are pros it’s only my hobby. I was told never to do it again in 2017 by the doctor even if I walked up the hills. My electric bike will do it but I have had a few electrical failures including melted wires but not on that moor thankfully!! Quarter of a penny a mile and no tax test insurance or registration perhaps I should buy one instead of converting ordinary bikes They are about £2500 as opposed to about £600 you would hope they were better 😂😂😂
Need subtitles special for Gerald, please..😄😆😅
I understand about every 20th word Gerald says😂😂😂
yeah its a shame that they edit his voice to be like it, its funny until you realise its edited as his mouth/lip movement doesnt match some of the words
@@Renn13 its not thats literally his accent my uncle talks the exact same way he does
Sounds like my uncle after 2 liters of brandy
I'm starting to understand Gerald.
Time to stop drinking.
@@rickt10😂😂😂😂
Lol am from Liverpool north west of England worked in Salisbury south west of England ,for such a small country we have totally different dialects, nobody could understand a word I said because I talk so quickly apparently haha
Not Gerald having the same moustache from since he was a toddler 😂
I can understand about 25 percent. Of Gerald the other 75 percent is me nodding along with what he says.
Can't understand a bloody word! But something tell me he was pissed off! And I'm from Manchester!
We need a Gerald translator😂
I'm actually in tears😅
Gerald is a character no doubt , he's almost incomprehensible yet its good practice to train the ear ! I love this show , it's actually a real reality program ! 💛💯😂
Reality TV is never that. Use your brain.
I’m starting to understand him
Only Kaleb understands Gerald.
He's actually talking sense, there are videos which give him subtitles
Boomhauer of the UK
God 'elp me, the more I hear him the more I understand him.
gerald.....is the best ever....vote gerald for pm
YES :D or at least Foreign Office negotiations
Would love to see subtitles for Gerald.
The subtitle machine would say WTF is he saying 😊
I would love to know what language Gerald speaks but like Chinese, I am guessing it would be very difficult to learn !
Lisa is a cutie-pie!!
He’s awesome
The Ancient Celtic language still lives in the Cotswolds
Agreed, Gerald👍
Hello sending love and support from beth vergara
Old country folk and Gerald would know what diddly squat means truly it's bodily function number 2 see a man about a dog is a wee wee
Diddly-Squat can mean it is 'worth nothing' or 'it means nothing'... As in 'he didn't say diddly-squat', or 'it is worth diddly squat'..
Here sending love and support from beth vergara
Sending love and support from beth vergara
Thanks Beth :)
As a french i undestand all Gerald saiys.
I think only Geralds mother can understand that version of English.
This is funny, and despite being American, I speak 3 languages, and can get by in 7 languages and still have to ask, what the fuck is Gerald actually saying? Like I'm deadass, what the hell is he saying... it's like the adults in Charlie Brown, he might as well be making trombone sounds
Like i can hear individual words but then completely loose the plot
@@LtNduati When he was going on about the hedges all I could make out from what he said was something to do with a pigeon and some carpets lol
😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂 Legend
Tried at 0.75x speed... no luck
Does his wife understand him? If she does she is the chosen one