I just want to add another quote from the caveman mayor from the stream. Doug asked him what the twitch chatter oath was and our mayor said "Me grunt, you grunt. All grunt same. Grunt loud, fun good." And you know that also was such a line
@@BigDenkbro i haven't heard about gromek since like sooo long, i only remember watching him so long ago and getting him to play some mobile robocraft knockoff with a techtree, last video i watched was some crossout or robocraft related one, wonder where he's now
Apparently, my home town's water park exists because the mayor personally ordered it like 15 years ago and it's owned by the city. It somewhat infamously doesn't get a lot of business and probably loses money in operating costs every year. And currently, you'd be hard pressed to find a 50ft stretch of road in the city without a large crack or pothole in it. It is a pretty sick water park though.
>wake up in my alien-proof tessellated mountain home >drink 9 glasses of sewage water, so as to not go over the legal limit >take a walk to the local berry bush for food >previous mayor is being publicly indecent with a caveman in the airport oh-oh hole >berries have already been taken by the chicken-eagles. Have to go to government-mandated hotdog stand instead. >I love Artificialville
I know everyone loved Caveman mayor, but Romance mayor was the closest to ever actually get anything of value done. It's a shame that Peta mayor bulldozed the airport while she was inside it with her date.
Yeah, Romantic gave power plants and an airport, thats the best thing anyone has done. Given how bad they all were, the second and thrid best were probably caveman who got time to do more and frat boy because of the castle and statue
I love how the romantic mayor was probably one of the more sensible mayors, and she just ended up getting arrested for having sex in the burnt down remains of an airport after a crazed PETA advocate burnt it down.
No, she didn't have sex in the remains of the airport, she had sex at the intersection _outside_ the airport. There aren't any traffic lights inside an airport.
To those who didn't see the stream or Vod, there was a two hour gap in the Patriot's tenure where OpenAI just crashed. Parkzer had a thing to get to, but kept pushing it back so he could make it to this stream
Give Parkzer a medal for having his priorities straight. 🫡 Also, that's a great point in favor of human politicians. They don't (usually) crash completely.
Parkzer pushed a planned dinner back several hours so he could rate this city and then it took Doug so long to show him everything that he ended up being late for it anyway.
DOUG: "I don't know how to replace this water other than to make these jagged mountains!" DOUG, FIVE SECONDS LATER: "Hang on, let me use this leveling tool, which can perfectly level out ground over water, to put a water park on the mountain!" I love this show
When she said Romeo and Juliet I was like… “electric connection? She was like 14 and a tonne of people died if that’s what you call electric then sure”
Speaking of which, the scientist mayor was just dropping a lot of names and concepts, but the actual content of his decrees were nonsense. Caveman mayor made more sense.
I'd mention the old adage about monkeys and typewriters applies to AI-generated political commentary, too, but I don't think Mayor Peta would like that very much.
I feel like half the mayors weren't even made aware of how many people there were in the city. Especially Hollywood Mayor, he really sounded like he thought the city had a massive residential area.
As someone who isn’t a caveman I can say that the caveman mayor was my mayor He built berry He built oh-oh holes But most importantly He remove loud home
I love how the Conspiracy Mayor was un-elected solely because of a misunderstanding between what Doug meant by Re-Elect and what Chat thought he meant lmao
Godel's Incompleteness Theorem is indeed a real thing, which basically states "no matter how much we figure out about math, we won't know everything about math, because every solution brings a new problem" The entire math world fucking HATED that shit
My read on it is that the theorem says that any mathematical system must contain statements that are true but cannot be proven to be true, which means that any mathematician working to prove or disprove a hypothesis might be just completely wasting their time because the statement could be unprovably true, rendering their work useless.
I'm still pissed off about Chad's statue being demolished and that one chat member getting cockblocked because of an activist mayor. And I can't blame it on Chat this time around.
It would be so funny if among all the crazy options available, there was "an actual mayor" as one of them. Even funnier if he got picked like halfway through, freak out, try to fix everting and fail anyway. I'm also gonna say, the fact that out of all the mayors not a single one got re-elected besides the cavemen who got to be a mayor thrice is such a twitch chat thing. They are a perfect match! It's like they and the cavemen speak the same language.
It would be funny, but I feel that all mayors were doomed by the fact that DougDoug never seemed to actually try and inform the mayors about the city's residential, commercial, industrial and service/road status. I feel that if he atleast tried to mention it after every new election, more stuff would have been done to save the city.
Did they though? The story the AI wants to reenact involved Antony stabbing himself before being tied to a rope and pulled through a window by Cleopatra to die there. Cleopatra didn't meet a much better fate either.
i unironically love how looking at the city later on in the video you can see so many random signs of the past mayors influence despite all of them trying to destroy eachothers work
19:57 - "Eat berry, live in cave, no ouch. Be good, no fight." = Eat healthy, stay safe, live with peace in mind. Words to live by. Thank you Mayor Caveman. Truly the wisest of us all.
@@PixelRockett yeah, apparently it is illegal (even as a joke) for anyone to call themselves a lawyer, or policeman/cop as @solidpandacka5544 said IF they are not one, DougDoug talked about it during the start of one of his streams, don't remember which one otherwise I'd share the source with you, apologies! Thankfully, Legal Advisor as a title is NOT illegal, so you could use that! :D
I can’t believe how accurate the PETA AI was. You KNOW they legitimately would do something as big brained as tearing down nuclear power to replace it with slave-hamster run power wheels.
In dark times, remember that - no matter how dark they are - a new dawn is just around the corner. Have faith, be strong, and remember the old adage of our most beloved mayor: "Be good, no fight. Me go now."
The visceral reaction to the chat member talking about their oh-oh hole and how caveman mayor could use it anytime was incredible. Bless the occasional actually funny chat superchat
Mayor Caveman is a man of action, knows what he wants and gets straight to the point Now I get how Fantastic from Fallout New Vegas feels when a 1 INT player says they're taking his job
Living in the country of Dougland is painful. The theme parks have baby eating janitors, the zoos have animals rampaging everywhere and the city’s would be better off on fire, I miss the days before the Solar system was taken over by the oppressive forces of Douglas and Chat. May our lord a saviour Parkzer save us.
Doug: As a reminder, we have no power Government Spy: Convert the castle into an energy producing fortress with a sewage moat Doug: I destroyed the castle and made a sewage moat around where it used to be....Why did I do that?
I am a Geology student, and I have actually seen this hole at 30:18 That is a former gold mine called Homestake Mine in Lead South Dakota. It was turned into a dark matter research lab, which it still is today. The white streaks going sideways through it are Rhyolite Dykes, I believe. Please correct me if I am wrong.
Fun fact: this year I went to summer camp and there was a quiz on video game soundtracks and the skyrim theme started playing and no one had any idea what it was. As soon as the beat dropped I stood up and I knew exactly what it was. Thanks doug for making such batshit insane skyrim content that I remembered the teme even though I have never played rhe game.
7:12 actually that is a real reference to a movie fittingly called “Casanova” starring heath ledger and sienna miller. It was released in 2005 but absolutely bombed at the box office
16:19 He means to say that he loves every single one of you, and it's with a heavy heart that he's leaving and that his heart goes out to the entire city...
And the people who's house got smashed also felt it. Especially when DougDoug personally went to their house and smashed it with his bare hands in behalf of the mayor.
Every time I rewatch a video from Doug's blonde arc I get a jumpscare, it's like watching a different man. Can't believe Doug decided to brutally kill him
1:52 The editor is genuinely goated for using Thrills At Night here, Origami King's soundtrack is _criminally_ underrated and seeing one of the best songs from it featured on Doug's channel is absolutely amazing
The Parkzer, Doug, chat dynamic is so funny. Chat is insane but Doug keeps them in check because he's not insane then Parkzer shows up and you realize, yeah Doug is still nuts just not compare to chat.
lol 5 months late, but genuinely Lead and Deadwood, SD looks like that. Look up the Bad Lands if you wanna see pics, but Lead has a big gold mine that resembles the city pretty well
Be sure to check out City Skylines 2, it's the perfect game to drop inside your oh oh hole!! #ad
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It's crazy that an AI caveman screaming "Eat berry, live in cave, no ouch. Be good, no fight. Me go now." felt actually emotional
Eat well, live comfortably, don't get hurt. Be good, don't fight. I'm leaving now. Definitely the best mayor.
Caveman Iron Giant
Caveman mayor for prez 2024!
Yes
I just want to add another quote from the caveman mayor from the stream. Doug asked him what the twitch chatter oath was and our mayor said "Me grunt, you grunt. All grunt same. Grunt loud, fun good." And you know that also was such a line
It’s accurate when the Mayors do a ton of random projects, rather than building housing, or shops, or actually helping the citizens.
@@BigDenkbro i haven't heard about gromek since like sooo long, i only remember watching him so long ago and getting him to play some mobile robocraft knockoff with a techtree, last video i watched was some crossout or robocraft related one, wonder where he's now
@@MarkStillPlays I'm pretty good friends with him and yeah he's been mainly doing Terraria videos and such, hasn't uploaded in a bit but he's around
Yk, I liked the first thumbnail better
hello it is I, John Terraria, fancy seeing you here @@BigDenk
Apparently, my home town's water park exists because the mayor personally ordered it like 15 years ago and it's owned by the city. It somewhat infamously doesn't get a lot of business and probably loses money in operating costs every year. And currently, you'd be hard pressed to find a 50ft stretch of road in the city without a large crack or pothole in it. It is a pretty sick water park though.
>wake up in my alien-proof tessellated mountain home
>drink 9 glasses of sewage water, so as to not go over the legal limit
>take a walk to the local berry bush for food
>previous mayor is being publicly indecent with a caveman in the airport oh-oh hole
>berries have already been taken by the chicken-eagles. Have to go to government-mandated hotdog stand instead.
>I love Artificialville
this was three months ago, but you made me giggle so much with this, so thanks
@@thefungiwhisperer2313 this was made 1 months ago ago, but you made me giggle so much with this, so thanks
@@OlivatorXL this was made 4 hours ago ago, but you made me giggle so much with this, so thanks
@@FrickinFloren this was made 6 hours ago, but you made me giggle so much with this, so thansk
@@AlinaAniretake This was 2 hours ago, but you made me giggle so much with this, so thanks
I know everyone loved Caveman mayor, but Romance mayor was the closest to ever actually get anything of value done. It's a shame that Peta mayor bulldozed the airport while she was inside it with her date.
And later got arrested for public indecency
Yeah, Romantic gave power plants and an airport, thats the best thing anyone has done. Given how bad they all were, the second and thrid best were probably caveman who got time to do more and frat boy because of the castle and statue
Science mayor told doug to build a power and water network, but doug didn't understand
@@HoradeFidges well that's assuming there were any cops living in the city to begin with!
Hey, at least the airport wasn't the only thing with stuff inside it
What i love about Parkzer is that the running joke with him is how he's eternally refusing to engage with the joke in any way.
The perfect straight man. They honestly make a fantastic comedy duo.
He's Kim Kitsuragi in real life.
@@Zero-ds9ws he literally is… that’s why this man felt so familiar when i first saw him
@@Zero-ds9wsOMG HE IS. Doug Dubois confirmed
@@ethanbaileylol2283sort of like the mountains
"Let's erect a power plant that runs on the sheer energy of love letters" This is quite possibly the greatest thing I've ever heard
Chuulip-esque city planning
Makes me think of something I’d see in Sunless Sea
love IS the strongest force in the universe after all (gravity doesn' exist)
@@PixalonGCit was strong enough to save humanity in Interstellar
@@PixalonGC Love holds together the quarks in protons?
I love how the romantic mayor was probably one of the more sensible mayors, and she just ended up getting arrested for having sex in the burnt down remains of an airport after a crazed PETA advocate burnt it down.
No, she didn't have sex in the remains of the airport, she had sex at the intersection _outside_ the airport. There aren't any traffic lights inside an airport.
I like to think that Romantic Mayor is Caveman Mayor's mate
That and the science guy. Scientist just wanted a bunch of electricity generation methods
@@abdullahimran4624didnt it at some point literally just say geothermal power plant
@@cordyceps182damn, true
To those who didn't see the stream or Vod, there was a two hour gap in the Patriot's tenure where OpenAI just crashed. Parkzer had a thing to get to, but kept pushing it back so he could make it to this stream
And you can't forget all the milk talk! Milking stream when?
Give Parkzer a medal for having his priorities straight. 🫡
Also, that's a great point in favor of human politicians. They don't (usually) crash completely.
Parkzer pushed a planned dinner back several hours so he could rate this city and then it took Doug so long to show him everything that he ended up being late for it anyway.
At this point I think the universe itself is actively plotting to ensure Doug runs late to everything
@@benjaminoechsli1941 Go look up Mitch McConnell glitching out.
I appreciate how Romance Mayor ended her term, then just got up in some lady's oh-oh hole
i love visiting all oh-oh holes and taking a turn bring in one
How do you know it was a lady?
@@Christall5 The chatter said it
@@Christall5 I mean does it matter either way? But yeah it was literally said the chatter was a lady.
Hi yes said chatter here. Can confirm I am a lady
All of these mayors just tear down each other’s work and get nothing done by themselves
Like real politicians
@@chiefbungalow"we will revert the reversal of the reversal of the reversal of the reversal of the reversal of the introduction of Obamacare"
Twitch chat were better mayors
Not all mayors. Caveman mayor brought Artificialville to greatness
Thats politics in a nutshell
Incredible how Doug IMMEDIATELY fully destroys the landscape
Destroy? More like creatively change.
When I firs pt saw the thumbnail I thought the hole was a huge worm/maggot
Yes
@@46YUKICHbecause mostly English people use youtube
потому что в основном англичане используют TH-cam (кстати, я использовал Google Translate, чтобы перевести это)@@46YUKICH
DOUG: "I don't know how to replace this water other than to make these jagged mountains!"
DOUG, FIVE SECONDS LATER: "Hang on, let me use this leveling tool, which can perfectly level out ground over water, to put a water park on the mountain!"
I love this show
streamer brain
I don't know the lore for why Doug is blonde now, but I assume it has something to do with Guy Fieri
Is there a lore reason for why he's blonde now?
@@Hater67876He's getting ready to take everyone to Flavor Town
ohhh it all makes sense now
yes lmao
I think it was a donation goal for Rosa’s BDay stream
The fact that Twitch Chat immediately tried to get rid of the PETA mayor is so funny, they knew she was gonna be trouble
And then her only lasting legacy was the forced hamster labor from her windmill program 😂
The fact that her call not to impeach was telling everybody they suck was also quite a choice.
@@scrapbotcommander Just like real PETA, more harm to animals than good.
And she was.
They were having a romantic airport date and she HAD to remove it
I love the mental whiplash I got when Scientist Mayor said literally anything just to lead up to Caveman Mayor going “Make big hole! Hole good”
I didn't expect 'Oh-oh hole' to be added to my vocabulary.
The Romance Mayor's references are 100% real though I'd say a lot of them skew toward tragic romance.
Romance Mayor’s own romance was tragic. The airport was demolished while they were busy with their date…
When she said Romeo and Juliet I was like… “electric connection? She was like 14 and a tonne of people died if that’s what you call electric then sure”
Tristan and Iseult is a goated reference for an IA
@@embb82 I mean a ton of people have died from electric connections, a good amount of them 14, so honestly a 10/10 reference
Speaking of which, the scientist mayor was just dropping a lot of names and concepts, but the actual content of his decrees were nonsense.
Caveman mayor made more sense.
That's so on brand for a PETA mayor to replace a nuclear power plant for hamster labor all in the name of "thinking of the animals".
And wanting to enslave squirrels
Felt like genuine political criticism
I'd mention the old adage about monkeys and typewriters applies to AI-generated political commentary, too, but I don't think Mayor Peta would like that very much.
@@robotortoise nah, PETA mayor wouldn't have it any other way
i thought peta mayor would make funny quips about his wife lois
I feel like half the mayors weren't even made aware of how many people there were in the city. Especially Hollywood Mayor, he really sounded like he thought the city had a massive residential area.
Seeing Doug destroy this pristine landscape honestly made me want to go play Cities like a normal person 💀
I was here
That's how they get ya
the marketing worked then
Call me conspiracy mayor, but Are you a plant?
Paradox knew what they were doing sponsorship this man
As someone who isn’t a caveman I can say that the caveman mayor was my mayor
He built berry
He built oh-oh holes
But most importantly
He remove loud home
It’s oh oh holes NOT uh oh holes you practicing English major
@@bupbuppington4501 fixed it you happy
@@AveragealienWhocosplays-gj2tg thankmyou for correcting your oh-oh
@@bupbuppington4501 Well, actually its oh-oh PITS
The caveman is the best major. Going from "Fire bad, break wind thing" to "Night bad, make big fire"
Love to see character growth
I know, right? Politicians are never shortsighted and hypocritical!
to overanalyse i think it means ‘fire bad when wind blow at fire. Fire will spread. No good’ but because caveman speak bad, it sounds a lot more basic
"Eat berry, live in cave, no ouch. Be good, no fight." - Mayor Caveman
"Add big tree. Me like climb. City done!" -Mayor caveman
Doug is using AI the best way
Doug: Constructs a safe and green power plant
PETA: BURN IT DOWN AND REPLACE IT WITH ANIMAL TORTURE!
Accurate to the real peta tbh
@@denjidenji9162 incredibly accurate
Parkzer asking “Why do you have to clarify they’re not dead?” is just hilarious
Gotta love how, as soon as mayor scientist gets elected, the entirety of chat starts chanting "BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL"
i don't understand the reference help
@@strogonoffcore Bill Nye the science guy bro
Science rules 🤔🤔
@@mcdonaldsenjoyer1709 *Guitar Solo plays*
@@cezio5318 Dont be mad. Hes probably just 10 years old
I love how the Conspiracy Mayor was un-elected solely because of a misunderstanding between what Doug meant by Re-Elect and what Chat thought he meant lmao
Damn, these conspirators got him.
@@alexturnbackthearmy1907 weird
they had to get 80% to get re elected
6:27 I like how he immediately says no like this isn’t the first time chat has asked to milk someone
It wasn't
It makes sense caveman mayor was the only one who actually tired to make the city livable. He’s the only one driven by survival
that's my goddamn mayor
He only wanted what's best for us.
@@ADHDisYippeeeeeeeeee Even funnier is the fact that the city proceeded to gain 7 citizens beating out all the other mayors.
I mean romance mayor made good progress, it just got immediately undone by the peta mayor
Romance mayor did a great job, shame PETA mayor undid it all
Godel's Incompleteness Theorem is indeed a real thing, which basically states "no matter how much we figure out about math, we won't know everything about math, because every solution brings a new problem"
The entire math world fucking HATED that shit
that theory describes my life ngl lol. Can't say I don't sympathize with the mathematicians for once here either XD
Sounds like a "they hated him because he spoke the truth" moment. xD
AWESOME pfp
@@thejevilhimselfwhy thank you
My read on it is that the theorem says that any mathematical system must contain statements that are true but cannot be proven to be true, which means that any mathematician working to prove or disprove a hypothesis might be just completely wasting their time because the statement could be unprovably true, rendering their work useless.
Chat going crazy over the fact that the romantic A.I. included the word "erect" in it's instructions was hilarious.
The AI being immediately more destructive than chat feels like such a role swap. I love it.
I'm still pissed off about Chad's statue being demolished and that one chat member getting cockblocked because of an activist mayor. And I can't blame it on Chat this time around.
@@kankeydong2500would cockblocked still work in this situation?
@@DishonoredRat
I think the phrase for this case would be clam-jammed?
@@n0dash18 someone reported "public indecency" so I don't think the lack of an airport stopped them.
It's like when the comedy villain gets replaced by a new, serious, actually threatening villain with no sympathy for the cast.
Twitch Chat knows how to build a city, but they don't care enough to.
AI doesn't know how to build a city, but they care.
The AIs care, but have the absolute strangest priorities
@@OriginalGameteer are they really that different from twitch chat tho?
@@mariotheundyingtwitch chat is just a collection of ai’s we’ve been tricked to believe is real by the aliens
-conspiracy theory mayor
Twitch Chat cares. Mayor Moonchild as the only mayor to know what s/he was doing was the most popular re-election.
@@OriginalGameteerAI get it. Placing priorities into being funny instead of being efficient
I love how Parkzer sounds like a tired dad trying to understand his child's non-sensical ramblings.
foreshadowing
@@namesurname8474 what do you mean foreshadowing
@@Croaux Parkzer must have adopted Doug
16:35
"UNIONIZE THE HAMSTERS"
"IMPEACH THE HAMSTERS"
This chat is fantastic.
Imagine the romantic mayor and her date's suprise when the airport was completely destroyed.
I feel so bad for them
Romantic Mayor was one of the saner ones imo
She's my mayor!
The transient existence of that airport is really romantic no?
@@madlad2200 no flight to catch. no big city to go to from their small town. just them and chat together in bliss
As the chatter that scored the date with the romance mayor, I would just like to say; that's my mayor!
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
FUCK YESSSSSSSSS‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
I know im a few months late but what ever happened after the airport incident
Lesbian pog
My condolences for getting bulldozed in the airport 😔
It would be so funny if among all the crazy options available, there was "an actual mayor" as one of them. Even funnier if he got picked like halfway through, freak out, try to fix everting and fail anyway. I'm also gonna say, the fact that out of all the mayors not a single one got re-elected besides the cavemen who got to be a mayor thrice is such a twitch chat thing. They are a perfect match! It's like they and the cavemen speak the same language.
It would be funny, but I feel that all mayors were doomed by the fact that DougDoug never seemed to actually try and inform the mayors about the city's residential, commercial, industrial and service/road status. I feel that if he atleast tried to mention it after every new election, more stuff would have been done to save the city.
That chatter absolutely scored with romantic mayor
Did they though? The story the AI wants to reenact involved Antony stabbing himself before being tied to a rope and pulled through a window by Cleopatra to die there. Cleopatra didn't meet a much better fate either.
@@3st3st77That's just romance
@@3st3st77 Anthony and Cleo had many clandestine meetings before the time they got iced
i unironically love how looking at the city later on in the video you can see so many random signs of the past mayors influence despite all of them trying to destroy eachothers work
19:57 - "Eat berry, live in cave, no ouch. Be good, no fight." = Eat healthy, stay safe, live with peace in mind.
Words to live by. Thank you Mayor Caveman. Truly the wisest of us all.
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Parkzer talks like everything he says is gonna come up in court I love it
He _is_ DouglasDouglas's lawyer, after all. ;)
We don't call him that anymore (because it got him in trouble), but he is DougDoug's Legal Advisor!
@@TripleYaghwait did it really?
@@PixelRockett yes it is actually true
they cannot refer to him as a policeman or lawyer anymore even if it is a joke
@@PixelRockett yeah, apparently it is illegal (even as a joke) for anyone to call themselves a lawyer, or policeman/cop as @solidpandacka5544 said IF they are not one, DougDoug talked about it during the start of one of his streams, don't remember which one otherwise I'd share the source with you, apologies! Thankfully, Legal Advisor as a title is NOT illegal, so you could use that! :D
I can’t believe how accurate the PETA AI was. You KNOW they legitimately would do something as big brained as tearing down nuclear power to replace it with slave-hamster run power wheels.
That is indeed how the Pet Euthanasia and Torture Administration operates.
They wouldn’t do that but ok-
@@laineyboylan5292 didn't they kill like 78% of their animals last year?
@@laineyboylan5292Youre right...
They would do worse
@@sertackartal9180 sure man…sure 💀
I love it when doug builds us new holes
you mean "oh-oh holes"
AYOOOOOOOOOOOO
Same ❤️❤️❤️🔥🔥🔥🔥
@@whatupguys1Exactly. There is a big difference. People should know it.
New oh oh hole just dropped
I can’t tell if Doug dyed his hair, or if the constant use of deranged ai is getting to him.
It's a wig. Doug is bald
Both.
he ate too much butter and olive oil so his hair has begun to change hues
@@scalemerald he’s becoming a paintbrush
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PETA activist destroying an airport to 'save the animals' while also enslaving 1000s of hamsters is such a PETA thing
In dark times, remember that - no matter how dark they are - a new dawn is just around the corner. Have faith, be strong, and remember the old adage of our most beloved mayor:
"Be good, no fight. Me go now."
I hope this taught the devs at City Skylines 2 what the people really want.
Oh-Oh Holes as a default landscaping option, obviously
We need oh-oh holes !
it’s so crazy how parkzer asking normal, rational questions ends up being the funniest thing ever
He's trying to understand
The visceral reaction to the chat member talking about their oh-oh hole and how caveman mayor could use it anytime was incredible. Bless the occasional actually funny chat superchat
This was absolutely hilarious. Re-elect caveman mayor
Mayor Caveman is a man of action, knows what he wants and gets straight to the point
Now I get how Fantastic from Fallout New Vegas feels when a 1 INT player says they're taking his job
Living in the country of Dougland is painful. The theme parks have baby eating janitors, the zoos have animals rampaging everywhere and the city’s would be better off on fire, I miss the days before the Solar system was taken over by the oppressive forces of Douglas and Chat. May our lord a saviour Parkzer save us.
Parkzer? No match for Diablo the Cheater. He's a GOD.
I just realized that this is essentially having the personality cores from Portal run a town, and i'm so here for it
Doug: As a reminder, we have no power
Government Spy: Convert the castle into an energy producing fortress with a sewage moat
Doug: I destroyed the castle and made a sewage moat around where it used to be....Why did I do that?
I love how the first thing the PETA mayor did was institute hamster slave labor.
Accurate to real PETA
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@@christinablixthenningsson3529w
The hamsters are now free to run as much as they like
Clearly they are happier this way
I am a Geology student, and I have actually seen this hole at 30:18
That is a former gold mine called Homestake Mine in Lead South Dakota. It was turned into a dark matter research lab, which it still is today.
The white streaks going sideways through it are Rhyolite Dykes, I believe. Please correct me if I am wrong.
DougDoug is not just a channel
It's a genre
W-why is this kinda true
I'm so glad Doug finally wore a different wig.
Maybe he just washed it and it lost colour?
I like how the Spy Mayor suggested turning the castle into a power plant and Doug just deleted it.
I love DougDoug just trying to decipher the scientist and then just "a dam doug" 😂
It is SO important to note that literally hours went by of trying to fix the ai halfway through when the servers crashed
"Hey, Doug. Can we milk the mayor?"
"No"
And with a single word, democracy is ruined.
The corrupt win again…
Stay hydrated, but not overly hydrated. The government is watching.
AI will clearly take over the world, thanks parkzer
This is all Parkzer's fault that AI now run the hamster-powered wheel, now my hampster lost his job.
If the AI are like the Caveman Mayor we are doomed. They are too advanced for us.
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Fun fact: this year I went to summer camp and there was a quiz on video game soundtracks and the skyrim theme started playing and no one had any idea what it was. As soon as the beat dropped I stood up and I knew exactly what it was. Thanks doug for making such batshit insane skyrim content that I remembered the teme even though I have never played rhe game.
Gosh, I really loved when Doug said "And that's how you do it, baby!", his iconic catchphrase!
I love how there is no hint of multiple hours waiting for the ai to come back online lmao. what a great stream
Going straight from Mayor Scientist to Mayor Caveman was divine beauty
I love that they immediately impeached the Peta mayor.
Doug Doug never fails to fill my Oh Oh holes with laughter
You know why they call them Oh-Oh Holes? It's because you can't stop saying "oh" as Doug pounds his content into your holes 😊
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i dont know why but everytime doug said "oh-oh holes" i couldnt help but laugh, so stupid i love it
AI is even replacing twitch chat now what a sad world we live in 😔
7:12 actually that is a real reference to a movie fittingly called “Casanova” starring heath ledger and sienna miller. It was released in 2005 but absolutely bombed at the box office
16:19 He means to say that he loves every single one of you, and it's with a heavy heart that he's leaving and that his heart goes out to the entire city...
I love how as soon as they saw the name everyone hated the PETA mayor.
Chat may be a being of chaos, but they know what real evil looks like
Mayor caveman was so good. I missed him.
When he said “too many noise. Smash big noise house. Me want quiet.” I really felt that 🥹🥹🥹
And the people who's house got smashed also felt it. Especially when DougDoug personally went to their house and smashed it with his bare hands in behalf of the mayor.
Every time I rewatch a video from Doug's blonde arc I get a jumpscare, it's like watching a different man.
Can't believe Doug decided to brutally kill him
after pointcrow's funeral i'm really starting to see what they meant when they said that your channel is ran by an AI overlord
THAT'S NOT A JOKE
pointcrow’s dead?
@@saccorhytus yeah sadly, it’s like he’s almost still here when they upload to his TH-cam channel 💔
@@Zarroxius rip in peice pointcrow
Sometimes i can still hear his voice…
The fact that Doug embraced "It's time for ass" is the vest part of this
Hats off to the mayor!
Which one?
Caveman.
@takimicha7291 that one, yeah. I agree.
Except the peta one
Hats on to you you bot
The cavemans last speech was strangely sad and motivating
1:52 The editor is genuinely goated for using Thrills At Night here, Origami King's soundtrack is _criminally_ underrated and seeing one of the best songs from it featured on Doug's channel is absolutely amazing
Heck yeah Origami King soundtrack is where it's at
Berry (Doug's editor) is great, but Doug manages his own music live on stream.
yeah
I love that doug used the instrumental to jort storm for the caveman return
jort
I don't know why but Doug with dyed hair looks like the father of Chat. Completely destroyed and worn out by his many children.
Blond DougDoug stunned me more than it probably should've.
I love that the PETA mayor claimed to love animals but just ended up setting up a slave labor camp for hamsters. It’s quite like PETA in real life
The Parkzer, Doug, chat dynamic is so funny. Chat is insane but Doug keeps them in check because he's not insane then Parkzer shows up and you realize, yeah Doug is still nuts just not compare to chat.
Id, ego, super ego dynamic
27:00 Sounded so familiar to me, couldn’t figure out where this tune came from, until I realized all the mayors are shorts!
jort storm?
30:10 “This is what South Dakota looks like?????” 😂
As someone who has never been I’m just gonna assume the entire state looks like this
lol 5 months late, but genuinely Lead and Deadwood, SD looks like that. Look up the Bad Lands if you wanna see pics, but Lead has a big gold mine that resembles the city pretty well
Doug looks WAY older with his hair dyed for some reason...
ancient
Plot twist: this is his real hair color. He's just -old- ancient.
He does now look 54
Because you can see his baldness more clearly now.
It's just not his color I think
It doesn't go well with his skin undertones and eyes
"BE GOOD. NO FIGHT. ME GO NOW"
Big 'Iron Giant' vibes :')
thank you mr editor for using the instrumental version of JORTS for the last mayor. it was truly moving.
I just love how Doug is the straight man to Chat and Parkzer is the straight man to Doug.
Chat mayors have already been replaced by AI, huh? What is this world coming to??
9:22 wouldn't that count as forced hamster labor? Then again it's PETA so it checks out lol
It's amazing how Doug can turn a 6 hour twitch stream into 30 minutes
This is an incredible comment.
I cant tell if this is a roast or compliment.
9:32 very in character for peta mayor to include literal animal abuse in their first decisions
33:41 I like the memory sequence you did for parkzer right before he said that it was better.
I love when doug spreads us apart and fills us with content
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