If Judgement Day was like a normal trial (part 2)

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  • @nono4273
    @nono4273 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3560

    True maturity is knowing that those stepsisters turn into stepmoms one day

  • @thevillager8339
    @thevillager8339 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2579

    I love it every time he tries to pull the
    "I don't make the rules..."

    • @1ntegerLimit
      @1ntegerLimit 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +135

      “YES YOU DO. YOU’RE GOD.”

    • @San-lh8us
      @San-lh8us 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +128

      i mean, since he make the rules, and he said he doesn't make the rules, that means that he in fact does not make the rules
      i see no inconsistency here

    • @psykol-1
      @psykol-1 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

      @@San-lh8us Lmao

    • @AdamHennebeck
      @AdamHennebeck 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      It's the best line on the Internet. I laugh out loud every time.

    • @thehunter7772
      @thehunter7772 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@San-lh8us okay but does make the rules?

  • @shizuki3354
    @shizuki3354 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2112

    The Stoplight one is pretty valid though.

    • @TheScarletSlayer
      @TheScarletSlayer 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +71

      I'm ashamed to say I was that guy once.
      You can turn right on red and it's one way so all they can do is turn right.
      Not a car for miles and they're just sitting there at the stop light holding up the line.
      I'm about to be late for work because of this so I said, "oh come on move it you moron!"

    • @Pimmeeuh
      @Pimmeeuh 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

      Sustained

    • @JackMadness91
      @JackMadness91 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +64

      Anything said during road rage can and will be stricken from the record.

    • @bucketofsunshine6366
      @bucketofsunshine6366 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

      Unless you act on that road rage by actually doing what you threaten, it should not be held against you in a court of angels.

    • @bozhidardimitrov3573
      @bozhidardimitrov3573 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      turning right on red is the most bullshit rule I've ever heard and it can only be invented by American bureaucracy. Just fucking split the two lights... ​@@TheScarletSlayer

  • @Mr.MR2111
    @Mr.MR2111 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +119

    Video Idea: God realises he does in fact make the rules

  • @shrutsilakari9711
    @shrutsilakari9711 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +995

    EVERY LINE IS GOLD
    were you ever proud?
    no I'm not trans
    were you ever greedy?
    no I'm not a bitcoin day trader
    were you ever overcome with rage and wrath?
    no I'm not a protestor
    were you ever lazy?
    no I didn't have a trust fund

    • @Loogyy
      @Loogyy 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      I mean he did but that bitcoin though

    • @Loafoftime
      @Loafoftime 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      Idk about the "I'm not trans" because all the other examples are of bad decisions or generally undesirable traits which means he thinks being trans is comparable to owning bitcoin

    • @adamsmith7885
      @adamsmith7885 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Isaiah 56:3 --- Let no foreigner who is bound to the LORD say, “The LORD will surely exclude me from his people.” And let no eunuch complain, “I am only a dry tree.”

    • @depressantdrug
      @depressantdrug 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      @@Loafoftime No, they aren't because he would have wanted a trust fund. One of his wishes was for money, so he could do nothing. These are a play on words. Trans is pride for the LGBT community.

    • @AlphaOmega1237
      @AlphaOmega1237 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +68

      ​@@LoafoftimeWhat you're doing is called "reading too much into it." Pride month is for the LGBT community. That's all there is to the joke.
      He never even implied that pride in that context was a bad thing. If anything, you could infer the opposite given how this whole skit is making fun of final judgment and the seven deadly sins as concepts.

  • @rosannap661
    @rosannap661 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +652

    God wearing glasses over his sunglasses at 3.02 made me cackle 😂

    • @androidaxolotl8311
      @androidaxolotl8311 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

      3:02

    • @Ocro555
      @Ocro555 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@androidaxolotl8311thank you

  • @justyourfriendlyneighborho903
    @justyourfriendlyneighborho903 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1401

    Skit idea: If calling 911 was like calling tech support

    • @yds6268
      @yds6268 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

      Isn't it already

    • @nickabel8279
      @nickabel8279 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +101

      Have you tried turning the intruder off and then back in again?

    • @zachapack4624
      @zachapack4624 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      ​@@yds6268It's not.

    • @Victoria4000
      @Victoria4000 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@zachapack4624 feels like it. i called one time about a dangerous drunk driver in front of me and they made me go through an operator to figure out my location first then reroute me to the police officer themselves. it took so long that i had to repeat vital information multiple times without any of them taking notes and telling the other person. if it was to turn ugly while i was on call i am certain the emergency wouldve escalated with no resolution from my call

    • @ShadowReaper-pu2hx
      @ShadowReaper-pu2hx 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      So calling the police in India.

  • @sharkdentures3247
    @sharkdentures3247 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +139

    "And it looks like you are going to . . . . Hell."
    "Big surprise."

  • @radoslawskibinski1693
    @radoslawskibinski1693 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +417

    I just love that he just sitting in silince not trying to defend himself because he know that he is in that shit to deep.. 😆😅

    • @kristopherwilson506
      @kristopherwilson506 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      That’s what the defense is for

    • @barbarabaker1457
      @barbarabaker1457 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      I love the uniform perfection of his identical relatives.

    • @barbarabaker1457
      @barbarabaker1457 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      Also pretty sure he recorded himself once for every video, just with that expression for as long as humanly possible, just because it never stops being funny as a reaction.

    • @adamsmith7885
      @adamsmith7885 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      John 15:22 --- If I had not come and spoken to them, they would not be guilty of sin; but now they have no excuse for their sin.

    • @nick0875
      @nick0875 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      The problem here is that they have full evidence of him committing the alleged sinful acts which includes entries from his personal diary and search history. Hard to make a defense against that.

  • @davidpoulin1205
    @davidpoulin1205 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +528

    "If I had 1 wish, I'd wish you get [something really bad] by a genie.... 3 times!"
    That is just clever.

    • @RomanBelisarius
      @RomanBelisarius 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      I'm not sure that would be a good wish to punish someone else, but the rest of it is pretty wrathful.

    • @davidpoulin1205
      @davidpoulin1205 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      @@RomanBelisarius You're right about that, but the cleverness in the writing always impress me.

    • @SeriousSam691
      @SeriousSam691 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      Why not just write out "sexually assaulted"? It's not like comments can get demonetized too or something.

    • @-TheShaun-
      @-TheShaun- 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      @@SeriousSam691 TH-cam has a tendency to delete comments that use that phrase. You're lucky yours didn't get deleted.

    • @SeriousSam691
      @SeriousSam691 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @@-TheShaun- Not surprising, the cowards they are. Deathly afraid of every word/phrase that's even slightly "brand unfriendly".

  • @v_lad8559
    @v_lad8559 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +77

    God: “ I don’t make the rules”
    *poof*
    God: wait! Where did my powers go?!?!

  • @lukemeck
    @lukemeck 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +588

    "Were you jelly?"
    " both forms of Jellie-ness!" Haha

  • @Maree_CK
    @Maree_CK 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +223

    4:10 totally understandable and completely reasonable.

  • @The_GreenHub
    @The_GreenHub 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +255

    The defendant's face every time is just perfect

  • @aayushpandey6725
    @aayushpandey6725 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1521

    "I hope your childhood babysitter was P Diddy."

    • @litepaw7
      @litepaw7 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      😨

    • @nola281
      @nola281 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +64

      Now that's too far a request. If that's not wrath then I don't know what wrath is.

    • @B-l-a-z-z-e-R
      @B-l-a-z-z-e-R 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +39

      That alone should be a guaranteed swift economy class ticket straight to hell.

    • @Derek_Wyld
      @Derek_Wyld 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      😅

    • @adcomedyjokes
      @adcomedyjokes 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I'm gonna use that

  • @TexMeta
    @TexMeta 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    4:03 That whole road rage rant was hilarious, and I wanna quote that from memeory someday.

  • @sethv5273
    @sethv5273 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +170

    Me for the first three: I don’t think I’d do too bad here
    *devil pulls out the biggest book you’ve ever seen on my procrastination*
    Me: well that’s a shame

    • @LucianDevine
      @LucianDevine 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      You had a good run, but down you go!

    • @Polskie573
      @Polskie573 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      samee

    • @qui-gonjinn3322
      @qui-gonjinn3322 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I am screwed on Lust and Sloth.

  • @dumflame
    @dumflame 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +313

    4:46 “Strike me down Zeus, you don’t have the balls”

    • @LucianDevine
      @LucianDevine 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +53

      Judging by how many bastard children he has, I would argue that Zeus does in fact have balls.

    • @jdogzerosilverblade299
      @jdogzerosilverblade299 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

      @@LucianDevine no pull out game tho

    • @LucianDevine
      @LucianDevine 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @@jdogzerosilverblade299 His pull out game is definitely WEAK!

    • @thatboyakira4202
      @thatboyakira4202 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      ​@@LucianDevineLines Zeus could say in a game of poker and in bed:
      I'm all in.
      *Bad to the bone guitar riff

    • @pride2184
      @pride2184 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@LucianDevine don't think Zeus knows the definition of pull out. He is a strictly creampie man and I respect it and tried to live up to his divine image but I not as fertile as he is apparently.

  • @JackMadness91
    @JackMadness91 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +902

    So if I go to hell for committing One sin, do I go down a vip for doing them all?

    • @1ntegerLimit
      @1ntegerLimit 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Satan personally commends you for how awful you were

    • @daniloalvessantana
      @daniloalvessantana 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +86

      I think you become a vip on the 10th circle only real ones goes there

    • @potatomine6678
      @potatomine6678 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

      ​@@daniloalvessantanawatch me do what 2pac used to sing bout then

    • @kingofgrim4761
      @kingofgrim4761 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@potatomine6678 you’re gonna fix racism and respect women and their bodies?

    • @Wertsir
      @Wertsir 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      If a man commits one sin, he is a sinner.
      If a man commits 1000 sins, he is a devil.
      If a man commits every sin, he is a god.
      And if a woman commits any number of sins she gets into heaven, because god loves a naughty girl

  • @erobertwicker
    @erobertwicker 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +307

    Objection! Your Honor, the defendant believed in the sacrifice that Christ made on the cross, and therefore it’s obligated that his sins all be forgiven. (That incident with the slow driver doesn’t count, of course.)

    • @adamsmith7885
      @adamsmith7885 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      John 5:24 --- “Very truly I tell you, whoever hears my word and believes him who sent me has eternal life and will not be judged but has crossed over from death to life.

    • @akai4942
      @akai4942 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      That'd be the best way to end the skit, tbh. Him being an awful sinner but being redeemed in christ. But well, I guess Zach isn't a christian or just doesn't want to alienate his audience lol.

    • @AverageCommentor
      @AverageCommentor 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      ​@@akai4942.
      I mean, if this were supposed to be an accurate rendition of Judgement Day according to the Bible, the only question that would be asked would be "now that you know God does in fact exist, will you worship him? If so your sins are all forgiven. If not then your sins are not".
      But that wouldn't be particularly interesting.

    • @adamsmith7885
      @adamsmith7885 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@akai4942 imagine going to Hell just because you wanted youtube views.

    • @thesnatcher3616
      @thesnatcher3616 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@adamsmith7885 Very unlikely tbh. Harmless comedy that a lot of people don't find funny will make the comedian look worse and harmless comedy that let's people laugh at themselves one can argue is a good thing as it leads to better self evaluation and humility. Unless Zach made the skits with the intention to subconciously make religious people look dumb and his atheistic(if he is one) look better and more "reasonable", knowing that his audience will love it, giving him more views which he can use to sustain his own lifestyle for him and him alone than MAYBE. But a person can change and what I just said is a super uncharitable way of looking at things anyway and will probably be advanced by hateful and insecure fundamentalists who are so weak in their faith that they can't take jokes. Zach seems chill and a passionate educator. Which is nice.

  • @reverseflashplays8615
    @reverseflashplays8615 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +119

    Still kills me the part where god says I don’t make the rules and bros like YES YOU DO😂

  • @eggsman63
    @eggsman63 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +97

    The wrath part is so accurate to me lmao…

  • @dude_thats_rowin
    @dude_thats_rowin 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +52

    "did you ever have feelings of uncontrollable rage and anger?"
    "no im not a protester."
    good bit bro

  • @Flip_Flop82
    @Flip_Flop82 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    I love how Defendant Zach just stares blankly ahead for the majority of the trial

  • @josephsouther9874
    @josephsouther9874 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    And thus the jury was willing and able to find the defendant a nice seat in hell

  • @NaudVanDalen
    @NaudVanDalen 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +246

    "I hope your childhood babysitter was P. Diddy." 💀

    • @-TheShaun-
      @-TheShaun- 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      P on underage girls Diddy.

    • @enigmaticallis3110
      @enigmaticallis3110 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@-TheShaun- that was Rkelly lol Pdiddler likes boys...

  • @ulquiorracifer9083
    @ulquiorracifer9083 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    Zach the sinner is like "I don't care anymore" and that ending was a "masterpiece move".

  • @andrewpinedo1883
    @andrewpinedo1883 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +40

    2:16 I like how they're all in sync.

  • @thechickengamer2973
    @thechickengamer2973 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +467

    "I don't make the rules"

    • @doczack1
      @doczack1 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      You literally do

    • @Blue2x2x
      @Blue2x2x 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      YES, YOU FUC- [Thanks for watching :) ]

    • @dumflame
      @dumflame 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      You’re God

    • @fairyfellermasterstroke
      @fairyfellermasterstroke 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Don't make people say you're God, be more humble

    • @thechickengamer2973
      @thechickengamer2973 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@fairyfellermasterstroke I didn't tell anybody to call me G-d.

  • @lukemeck
    @lukemeck 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +67

    The " oh crap" stare is hilarious!

  • @Michelle32218
    @Michelle32218 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    Love the attention to detail on the jury. You can hear multiple different noises despite them all being the same. Nice 👌

  • @Jeffreydefinitelynotdahmer
    @Jeffreydefinitelynotdahmer 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +47

    I appreciate the synchronicity of the jury members

  • @MrJed87
    @MrJed87 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    When he was reading the rant at the light and ended with "strike me down now" I half expected it to finish "and that was the last thing he said before a truck hit his car, killing him instantly".

  • @whyhellothere2008
    @whyhellothere2008 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +187

    i need a part three where god is counter-sued for lying because he said "I don't make the rules" and then they go through all of god's sins and send him to hell. the new god is obviously betty white

    • @kingofgrim4761
      @kingofgrim4761 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +42

      Wrath:
      It says here you killed THE ENTIRETY OF THE WORLDS POPULATION because Friends was taken off of Netflix?

    • @stevenorrington473
      @stevenorrington473 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      YES

    • @justinmin-860
      @justinmin-860 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      Wait, you condemned an entire race to be cursed because they ate 2 apples? Isn't that wrath?

    • @zsan157
      @zsan157 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      How would they send God to hell

    • @Shadowx34
      @Shadowx34 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@zsan157 r/wooooosh

  • @LuigiGamingLounge
    @LuigiGamingLounge 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Wrath was by far the funniest thing I've seen all week. The defeat of the defendant remembering what he said, God staring (supposedly the defendant) in the eyes as the prosecutor puts on the best performance I've ever heard, and then the angel's objection and God full understanding of his rage. Well done brother, well done.

  • @piusdoe8984
    @piusdoe8984 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

    Diddy and Schneider definitely gonna be in hell.
    My fav part is god constantly saying he doesnt make the rules 😂

    • @donjones4719
      @donjones4719 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I'm surprised I haven't seen some "Who's Schnieder?" comments

  • @robincdyer
    @robincdyer 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Behold, we have a God among men, for he hath both an engineering degree AND a sense of humor.

  • @ArunRaj-zz2xy
    @ArunRaj-zz2xy 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    That stoplight one was a personal experience

  • @Kokuswolf
    @Kokuswolf 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    "The laws of physic prevents you from getting there." ... I think this trial is already hell.

  • @tahamoukhliss8420
    @tahamoukhliss8420 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    Being judge in the Afterlife with all your life secrets and insecurities exposed
    God: "You're going to Hell!"
    Me: "I'm already in Hell!"

  • @placeholder5877
    @placeholder5877 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    2:25 As I sit here, pen in hand, pondering the ethereal profundity that is the poem before me, I am overcome by a tsunami of emotions, a tempestuous whirlwind swirling within the chambers of my soul. This masterpiece, this magnum opus of poetic expression, transcends the mere confines of language, evoking in me a kaleidoscope of sensations, ranging from ineffable euphoria to profound existential angst. With each stanza, each meticulously crafted verse, I am transported to realms hitherto unexplored, where the boundaries between reality and imagination blur into a symphony of chaos and beauty. Like a phoenix rising from the ashes, this poem ignites within me a fervent passion for life itself, compelling me to embrace the fleeting moments of existence with an ardor bordering on the sublime. Oh, how I envy the ink-stained hands of the poet, who with but a stroke of their pen, has unlocked the very essence of the human experience, laying bare the raw emotions that lie dormant within us all. For in this ephemeral tapestry of words, I find solace, I find meaning, I find myself. And so, dear reader, as I bid farewell to this profound work of art, tears cascade down my cheeks in a torrent of unbridled emotion, for I know that I shall never again encounter a piece of literature so exquisitely crafted, so profoundly moving, so utterly transcendent. 😭😭😭

    • @donjones4719
      @donjones4719 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      I'd say this sounds AI generated but AI can't approach this level of atrociousness. ;)

  • @v_lad8559
    @v_lad8559 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    turns out god is just saying I don’t make the rules to see if he can invoke wrath

  • @sammillward62
    @sammillward62 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    I think that anything that is said during road rage should be inadmissable in court if it is not acted on.

  • @PeterLedergerber
    @PeterLedergerber 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    God, i love just how he sitts there and looks dead inside the entire time. Thats so funny man.

    • @Jeffreydefinitelynotdahmer
      @Jeffreydefinitelynotdahmer 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      That's my favourite thing about Zach star videos the character that just stares into space while the worst thing you can imagine happens

    • @PeterLedergerber
      @PeterLedergerber 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@Jeffreydefinitelynotdahmer yea, not many can pull it off as well as he does. It's really not as easy to do as you might think, and he nails it every time. Makes me laugh every time it comes up.

  • @gabbystorm3992
    @gabbystorm3992 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    I would actively loose my mind at the idea of a jury reading my journal 😂 let alone the devil using it as evidence against me

  • @bballmaster1209
    @bballmaster1209 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Zach mate this was honestly one of your best vids yet. So many lines could be turned into t shirts

  • @tfluff
    @tfluff 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    the prosecutor did a perfect impression of the defendant

  • @sofiasmind
    @sofiasmind 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    4:27 well, that aged well…

  • @XenoKira69
    @XenoKira69 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +41

    The fact remains he has no game

    • @LucianDevine
      @LucianDevine 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Which was uniformly undisputed by all sides. He had his 1 chance with that cheerleader, and he blew it.

  • @skinreaperx
    @skinreaperx 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Diddy as a babysitter is diabolical lol

  • @Palomacio
    @Palomacio 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    The devil went to hell for wanting more than he could have, God cannot sin because he does not want anything, he cannot want anything because he already has everything

  • @CT-1975
    @CT-1975 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    I feel like if these are the sins then literally everyone is going to hell because you are condemned by dreams which you can't control

  • @TheBoondocksaint117
    @TheBoondocksaint117 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Video idea: pointing out how messed up it is that God altered Pharaoh's free will just so he'd have an excuse to use all ten plagues since he worked super hard on them.

    • @adamsmith7885
      @adamsmith7885 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Actually, pharaoh hardened his own heart the first five times.

  • @potatomine6678
    @potatomine6678 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    Can't get enough of this, MAKE THIS A MOTHERFUCKING SERIES

  • @saphironkindris
    @saphironkindris 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Zach: "I'm already in the bad place, aren't I."

  • @Unyx22
    @Unyx22 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

    This video is making me rethink my life choices

    • @adamsmith7885
      @adamsmith7885 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      John 10:10 --- The thief comes only to steal and kill and destroy; I have come that they may have life, and have it to the full.

  • @Ჽhigetora
    @Ჽhigetora 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    i love how whenever the line "i don't make the rules" is used, like in the guidelines video, he gets progressively angier lmaoo

  • @RedX03
    @RedX03 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Skit idea- a sequel to this but Zach has to argue the 7 virtues to the devil to get out of hell

  • @CheesyLizzy
    @CheesyLizzy 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    3:35 I'm a really careful driver, and this was probably me, my bad XD

  • @antonionnam6594
    @antonionnam6594 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    And how did this video not end with him in hell after god heard the wrath speech 😂

  • @Xeit
    @Xeit 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    About this slow driver is totally relatable.

  • @Ocro555
    @Ocro555 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    That rant during the traffic one was straight outta an Xbox live chat

  • @Flipthescrpt
    @Flipthescrpt 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

    So many little details of peak comedy ❤ i love the 90s techno and the reading glasses over the sunglasses😂

  • @LoganverseS1
    @LoganverseS1 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    In my trial the Devil would be my lawyer

  • @Ghost-Raccoon
    @Ghost-Raccoon 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +64

    Objection! Jealousy is not the same es envy! (Even though being "jealous" about the height of others is actually envy).

    • @reubenmanzo2054
      @reubenmanzo2054 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      People often conflate them, but they are quite different.

    • @NoNameAtAll2
      @NoNameAtAll2 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      what's the difference?

    • @reubenmanzo2054
      @reubenmanzo2054 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@NoNameAtAll2 Love necessitates jealousy but is the antithesis of envy.

    • @RilianSharp
      @RilianSharp 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      ​@@reubenmanzo2054
      love is the opposite of envy?
      love requires jealousy?
      i don't see either of those when i look up antonyms and definitions of love.

    • @Ghost-Raccoon
      @Ghost-Raccoon 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@NoNameAtAll2 You are envious of what others have and you are jealous of things that you have but others might take away (usually in the context of a boyfriend/girlfriend).

  • @MyWorld-eb9oz
    @MyWorld-eb9oz 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    1:32 LOL, the GAYtway

  • @ch0colatemilk
    @ch0colatemilk 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    "Would it help if I said I didn't enjoy the cooking class?" LMAO

  • @WriterofWorlds
    @WriterofWorlds 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    The rant at the stoplight was wild 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Chibimano
    @Chibimano 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    _When the Devil is the Prosecutor_
    “Well, I’m fucked…”

  • @Tacos_Paco
    @Tacos_Paco 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Coming with the P Diddy reference 5 months early.

  • @alexisjonna683
    @alexisjonna683 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    “You’re GOD”
    …..”I’m only human”

  • @benjaminseelking9483
    @benjaminseelking9483 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Skit Idea, Normal Guy who knows his way around the Bible, demasks the Jerk at the Table as not actually being God. Could even be a Multiparter with the Fallout

    • @ikengaspirit3063
      @ikengaspirit3063 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Eh, generic.
      I would prefer either Jesus as defendant or guy that knows the bible, biblical history and theology basically be his own defendant.

  • @imalwaysmelancholy
    @imalwaysmelancholy 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    I'd honestly just not die.

  • @jarrod752
    @jarrod752 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Yeah, proof nobody's good enough for Heaven anyway.

    • @donjones4719
      @donjones4719 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Have you seen the TV show *The Good Place* ?

  • @thedarklord4017
    @thedarklord4017 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    0:34 r these real???

    • @GamingFun-mf5zw
      @GamingFun-mf5zw 25 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Why do you wanna know?

  • @MrDee001
    @MrDee001 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Not the P. Diddy baby sitter! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Christina-mz6gz
    @Christina-mz6gz 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The clerk typing SENT ME HAHAHHA

  • @collegemaster5683
    @collegemaster5683 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "I don't make the rules."
    I wish he'd eventually ask "Then who _does_ make the rules? Cause that must mean they're higher than you."

  • @xoxan5599
    @xoxan5599 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Every time you appeared on screen with your blank stares I couldn’t even tell if that was just a photo or you were being SOO still. Great videos, love ya❤

  • @ChessBurgerRL
    @ChessBurgerRL 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    The whole family had reading glasses bruh💀💀💀

  • @NeroDefogger
    @NeroDefogger 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I wouldn't have a trial, I would go straight to heck

  • @Loirn-onajourney
    @Loirn-onajourney 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    4:40 imagine getting pressed by God for this… I’d just throw myself into the pit

  • @nicoleforesman9860
    @nicoleforesman9860 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Lmao... god puts his glasses on over the top of his sunglassses. LMAOOOO

  • @Dethneko
    @Dethneko 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    That is an amazing jury. 8 individual people all perfectly synchronized preparing to read the man diary.

  • @jakub_paints6775
    @jakub_paints6775 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    So the only human defense doesn't count. Got it.

  • @teledevgames
    @teledevgames 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    That P Diddy joke aged like fine wine lol

  • @dinoz2113
    @dinoz2113 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    “No am not a protester”🤣🤣🤣

  • @kzgames3023
    @kzgames3023 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The wrath in the defendant’s statement “YES YOU FUCKING DO” cannot be held against him because this instance occurred after his death.

  • @tmaziriri
    @tmaziriri 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    I suspect that jury might be biased. Just a hunch.

  • @darkjackl999
    @darkjackl999 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    honestly i would have acquitted him on the driver alone, that truly proved he was a saint

  • @notreal5265
    @notreal5265 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    3:45 my mom does that all the time. she watches the countdown on the crosswalk and if it’s at 5 seconds or less she’ll slow down and stop as soon as the light turns yellow.
    i love that woman more than anything but there are not enough words created by mankind to describe how much fucking hate when people do that.
    she gets mad at me because 100/100 times i go through the yellow

  • @taureansynner6993
    @taureansynner6993 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The Jury with the man-diary, pmsl Thank you for creating these videos 🙂

  • @ronyorobio7096
    @ronyorobio7096 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Now I have to google the defendant's search history. You know... For science.

  • @fjamoet3834
    @fjamoet3834 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Sexually assaulted by a Genie, three times. . Fucking gold!

  • @georgejonesson6338
    @georgejonesson6338 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    the pdiddler line was so good

  • @QuintBlitz
    @QuintBlitz 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    0:38 Okay this got way too real for me. But my lawyer's doing a he..heavenly good job!

  • @its_not_nate
    @its_not_nate 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Video idea (since we're doing that now)
    When your about to be crucified but you change your mind

  • @Mr.Monster1984
    @Mr.Monster1984 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Dude, why is your face so funny? you crack me up just with your expressions

  • @kosherjew4223
    @kosherjew4223 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The slow driver rant of rage was so FUNNY!!! It hurts when I laugh! HAHAHA!

  • @Dutch_has_a_plan1899
    @Dutch_has_a_plan1899 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Skit idea: if someone from the stone age meets someone in 2024