I know Im asking the wrong place but does someone know of a way to log back into an Instagram account? I was stupid forgot my account password. I appreciate any help you can give me.
@Sterling Braden Thanks for your reply. I found the site thru google and Im in the hacking process atm. I see it takes quite some time so I will reply here later with my results.
18 year war puts that war in Afghanistan in Bushe's era! Stop blaming Democracts! Protectees! Brings quite a new meaning when you need to be protected from yourselves! Liars!
Make the toast and scramble the eggs...MAke the toast and scramble the eggs...Make the toast and scramble the eggs...Make the toast and scramble the eggs..
man iowa is such a gong show. The DNC is literally being Anti Democracy in your state. XD how can you guys be happy about that? DNC is literally screwing Bernie there right now.
If we are moving Iowa, can we move it a little further south? It's cold up here! We can shift Kansas City into Kansas and push Des Moines into Missouri.
To be fair they are not supposed to stand (or vote) as they are to be apolitical but there were definitely a few moments of smirk and discontent. Can you imagine calling THOSE DUDES wimps?!??!
Romney has the face of someone thinking, "so you didnt want me as president but this guy? Still can not believe it, I am still waiting for Ashton Kutcher to jump out and say you been punkd"
God Bless America it’s called satire... and in case you missed it, he made fun of the Iowa Democratic Caucuses from 7:07 til the end of the video. I’m from Iowa and I couldn’t stop laughing. Lighten up and get a sense of humor.
What Fox News doesn’t tell you is that Romney, McCain and Kerry had gotten more (eligible) votes than trump... trump never really won an election, Hillary lost it I just hope democrats learned their lesson cause after the Iowa caucus , it sounds like they might have short term memory loss
who else caught the end of Guillermo's speech when he referenced the United States of America . . . . . and Mexico. The real name of the country immediately south of the US of A is The United States of Mexico.
The right thing is different from person to person. and most evil things in human history were done by people that thought they were doing the right thing.
I think it's interesting that I heard a lot of buzz about people wanting to hear Bernie's response, but I didn't hear anyone clamoring to hear from Buttigieg.
@@Stormtrooper-oc4vn I just find it astonishing at what liberal grown American adults laugh at. Politics on a comedy late night talk? This seems to be comedy for stupid 12 year olds. America is truly filled with idiots.
@@CarlosVardi like you right ...why call them liberals like you know what political ideology everyone pertains too. Stupid assumption comes feom the stupid themselves. Comedians still do fart jokes for the masses and they laugh thats the point of jokes and crazy talk
@@tjhamiton2316 That's a false narrative TJ ! More Bernie primary supporters voted for Hillary in the election than Hillary primary supporters voted for Obama in 2008 ! Hillary lost because she was an awful candidate......no other reason !
I lost it at "Iowa will stay where it is." I haven't had such a good laugh in some time. Thank you, Mr. President, for making sure Iowa doesn't rip loose from the continent and go wandering the oceans. God help us all.
@Raoul Fleckman Maybe they'll join up with Hawaii. It would improve the weather, and hey, maybe the first in the nation caucus could be held on the beach!
Tbh that one wasn’t as funny since it was very clear what he actually meant. I think it’s more funny when he says or tweets unintelligible nonsense that he genuinely believes
Thank you Jimmy Kimmel. I was so frustrated about politics this morning and then I watched you on YT and laughed so much at the same stuff I was depressed about. Thank you!! You are so Funny!
A 7 to 8 ft blue lion man ,approx, with green stripes, and grey spots,covered in Blue fur head to toe, fury on the top and bottom if the hands, very handsome, five fingers but the four fingers that are not the thumb, were fused into two fingers, so three fingers on both hands, a thumb with a claw, middle and index finger fused, but you can still see separation in them, and the little and pinky finger fused in the same way. All three fingers had a strong claw. Blue mane. Stunning.
a scramble to get a seat on the early morning flight.....a scramble to get a seat on the early morning flight.....a scramble to get a seat on the early morning flight....
Can't believe that people have sold their soul and follow blindly what Hollywood and MSM has to say. Watch some conservative channels like the daily wire, blaze TV and also neutral shows like The Hill. Pretty sure you will have a broader view on politics.
If political parties were removed 99.9% of his fans wouldn’t even know what to be outraged about. Some people live off of the need to debate and to be different. From a logical standpoint there’s literally nothing that catapults him over other politicians except the label of conservative President. If he was a Democrat w/ the exact same views they’d dislike him.
Wow! I didn't recognize him. Google showed me he was the brilliantly funny Air Force Lt. Bob Hookstratten in This is Spinal Tap! Old age can be unkind.....but what a great guy!
The Space Force a brand new very important part of the military. Did you see the faces of the Generals?? They looked like please dont mention that again!! Lol!!
Parkinson's is a lack of GABA in the brain, that is addressable with the one that crosses the blood-brain barrier, although I don't know if it is mostly A or B, give it a go, Fred.
You American's are really blessed with freedom of expression. If I spoke like this, I would have been running from police station to courts. But you all are wasting this right by being just cynical. Be more constructive.
@@xg3990 the russian Nooooo!!! 😭😭😭😱😱😱 the russians !!! I didnt do it was the russians...also in Iowa caucus they do it....they do it...the russiaaaaans 😱😱😱😱 !!!!
@@xg3990 the same to you..tell pelossi that pray for me. Also...In the next Trump goverment you can thrust that Trump is going to put one bear with rockets in his butt pointing at you and one russian soldier in every corner 😠. You can count on that...😱
LoL all the stuff Trump has said or done and ripping paper is a thing for y’all smh the fact that y’all believe in any of this Political stuff is laughable in itself y’all really think dem or Republicans really care is laughable. They only care for themselves
You idiots are so desperate to make Democrats look bad, you cling to Pelosi ripping his totally false speech. That was almost as bad as Obama's tan suit or that terrible time that he ordered his hot dog with dijon mustard.
William Feuquay jimmy is just angry.... he knows President Trump will be re-elected. He is just angry. Just like that kid in high school who never got laid.
For those Republicans who complained about the "teleprompter president," do you ever stop to wonder why Trump was staring at one particular spot during his entire speech? No, you didn't. You're incapable of doing so.
Actually when he was reading the teleprompter was when he kept switching viewpoints near the end of his speech. In ANY speechgiving class they teach to pick a person in the audience and talk directly to them. It's extremely common.
@@PuertoRicnPatriot your level of education is hilarious. no wonder why you support trump. neither of you understand what words mean and you're brain dead.
Says the idiot that uses grade school quotes to try and make their case. Keep at it idiot. It's why I'm sure not many around you take you seriously. The stupidity has reached critical mass in you. OWN IT!!!!
@@spybird5870 just let Robert dumbman be. He's cute. He's that kid you let smell poo and eat sand, and as long as he has his helmet on, it's ok if you let him run around. He's right in his world and that's A-Otay for him.
@@PuertoRicnPatriot Notice the same snowflakes who say they fight for the respect for everyone say the nastiest $hit to people? The bullies who claim to be the victims...
Amazingly real and seamless combining of video images. Must be new technology. I have never seen anything like it. (And I don't watch special effects movies, but I mean on a regular tv show with quick turnaround.)
@@Iamrightyouarewrong Just wasn't sure... Plus I wonder why... Sometimes people have their theories about why it was re-uploaded which is interesting to me
@@godzilla101188 But a majority of his "jokes" in general are about Trump even if he has no precedent making such claims, such as the economy being pretty good. That's not a joke that's literal fact unemployment is at a all time low, the lowest it's been in years and I personally hate Trump's ass but they're underlying "jokes" that are false information and propaganda.
@Palaven He is still the 45th... most likely going to be your 46th due to the clown show the Dems are running. Your best shot is a socialist. Let that sink in. I predict more short haired, single, multiple cat owning women will be pointlessly screaming into the sky again. Keep "resisting" lol.
@@billy909420 we have long had a saying in america about politicians being liars...the dems proved that recently. It is refreshing to have a president who tells it like it is vs pandering.
He wasn't making fun of a veteran returning home. He was calling out the way trump used it as a political ploy. It's just something else for trump to thank himself for.
@@mitch103178 why can ppl not see that they are being used for Trump's ego and nothing else? I mean these emotional scenarios are so arbitrary and only serve Trump's narcissism.
@@THEENERGYINHALER Seriously... "I do solemnly swear that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic, that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same: that I take this obligation freely, without any mental reservation or purpose of evasion, and I will well and faithfully discharge the duties of the office on which I am about to enter. So help me God." The foreign & domestic enemies went out the window with "RUSSIA IF YOU'RE LISTENING.." And he's STILL in cahoots with Daddy Vladdy. Ukraine is an Ally & between the US & Russia fighting Ukraine. Do you get it yet?
@@xadam2dudex So if he doesn't give representation to people of color he's doesn't give a damn and if he does he still doesn't give a damn. Trump really can't please you people 😂.
@@xadam2dudex I think it's stupid to assume why anyone does good deeds. It could be for political gain but it could also be because he actually believe the kid deserved. No one can read minds so who knows what his intentions are.
What a Boomer comment. The "Space" force is used in terms of Space support to nuclear command, Command and control of space forces and satellite operations, Missile warning and space support to missile defense operations, etc. You'll thank this branch when someone shots missiles to the US and we can track and destroy them. Your comment makes you look like a total idiot lol
@@Hrithmus You're saying this comment makes him look like a total idiot and yet you say when someone "shots" missiles. We don't need another branch of military for the things you mention either. We've been doing it for years without a space force.
Citizens of the world are laughing at Agolf Twittler & the ignorant cult followers who voted for him. The Liar-In-Chief is a national tragedy & international embarrassment. 🤪🤢🤮😵
Chunkboi He’s rich from his impressive business skills, has a beautiful family of well-educated citizens, he’s got a hot wife, and he’s not you. Basically, he’s the epitome of what every man aspires to be: famous for good deeds.
Donald Trumpkiin I said “using facts and evidence.” Your post contained very little. Trump was rich from the business skills of other people, including his father and competent businesspeople he hired to make money for him. His own lack of business skill bankrupted every business in which he had direct involvement. His “good deeds” little more than hollow PR stunts. His policies are deleterious to the USA, and he continues to get away with crimes. And Melania looks like she’s been embalmed. But he isn’t me. Unlike him, I have a functioning, independent mind, a conscience, and a soul. I also made money without breaking the law.
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Jimmy Kimmel has a great sense of humor. From Vietnam with love
Heh heh heh . . . great opening. Thought it was legit for a second!
Honestly should be how he's introduced everywhere. Same guy doing it aswell
if YOU SCRAMBLE EGGS,you break them,mix them together and then heat and stir the mixture in a pan
OMG, me too! I thought it was for real!
Me too!🤣🤣
I was so confussed about that beginning :D for the moment I really thought this is what happened there..
Lukáš Herman One can dream!!!
I thought it was,
We cannot be surprised by his stupidity anymore that's why.
Let’s be honest: we believed the beginning because nothing surprises us anymore
Absolutely 😂😂😂😂
I know Im asking the wrong place but does someone know of a way to log back into an Instagram account?
I was stupid forgot my account password. I appreciate any help you can give me.
@Alijah Connor instablaster :)
@Sterling Braden Thanks for your reply. I found the site thru google and Im in the hacking process atm.
I see it takes quite some time so I will reply here later with my results.
Your graphics guy deserves a shout out!! 😂😂
Especially after the explosion. Very well done!
Karen Gummer yeahh!! Funny!!!
Y?
18 year war puts that war in Afghanistan in Bushe's era! Stop blaming Democracts!
Protectees! Brings quite a new meaning when you need to be protected from yourselves!
Liars!
Manish Reddy and a charge
The lie detector test part was hilarious!
Make the toast and scramble the eggs...MAke the toast and scramble the eggs...Make the toast and scramble the eggs...Make the toast and scramble the eggs..
Yes it was
That exactly what would happen if he was hooked up 😂😅🤣🇺🇸🌹💖
As an Iowan it feels good to be relevant once a year
🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭 much luv from California *Arnold Schwarzenegger voice*
@Bruce strkland 🤣🤣🤣 where u from
man iowa is such a gong show. The DNC is literally being Anti Democracy in your state. XD how can you guys be happy about that? DNC is literally screwing Bernie there right now.
Once every 4 years. No?
WillBier5 ...Iowa, Idiots Out Walking Around.
Be proud. 👍
Always hilarious!! Thank you for keeping us sane.
The look on Speaker Nancy and the Joint Chiefs of Staff of the United States when 45 reintroduced "Safe Force"
Priceless. 😂😂😂😂
Yeah,ur right.She is completely out of it....She looks more out of touch,than ever...
Canuto
9:10 the look on the general's face 😂 it's like wtf this man(trump) saying
If we are moving Iowa, can we move it a little further south? It's cold up here! We can shift Kansas City into Kansas and push Des Moines into Missouri.
... you can move mar a lago Florida where Des Moines use to be 😀
Move it to the ocean and let it sink
YOURE THE BEST KIMMEL..👍👍👍👍
Oooo, the look on the faces of the generals says it all.
They’re embarrassed😖
To be fair they are not supposed to stand (or vote) as they are to be apolitical but there were definitely a few moments of smirk and discontent.
Can you imagine calling THOSE DUDES wimps?!??!
right, just like the faces of armstrong, buzz and the other guy on the first interview after returning from the moon.
@@EmilyKnight413 yes they can
They’re not supposed to respond to anything at all.
Romney has the face of someone thinking, "so you didnt want me as president but this guy? Still can not believe it, I am still waiting for Ashton Kutcher to jump out and say you been punkd"
When Romney ran I did not vote Same for McCain. When Trump ran I voted for him!
@God Bless America love you republican cunts. Never fail to disappoint. Bless your vile racist hearts
God Bless America it’s called satire... and in case you missed it, he made fun of the Iowa Democratic Caucuses from 7:07 til the end of the video. I’m from Iowa and I couldn’t stop laughing. Lighten up and get a sense of humor.
What Fox News doesn’t tell you is that Romney, McCain and Kerry had gotten more (eligible) votes than trump... trump never really won an election, Hillary lost it
I just hope democrats learned their lesson cause after the Iowa caucus , it sounds like they might have short term memory loss
That's s long face.
Leaders of the biggest military just stunned by the idiocy of their supreme leader, hilarious! 😂
That polygraph was fantastic. Awesome graphics job
Trump makes the toast and scrambles the eggs to feed you...
@@likelihoodoccurrence2384 what now?>
I'd vote for Senator Guillermo... and senator Tequila.
New Message ^ this is why we have the electoral college
who else caught the end of Guillermo's speech when he referenced the United States of America . . . . . and Mexico.
The real name of the country immediately south of the US of A is The United States of Mexico.
Priceless the Generals with "Space Force" 😂😂😂
I literally signed up for space force decades ago. He just changed name
@@thedebatemechannel4746 wait really lol
@@orok6351 its part of Air Force. We deal with space related stuff since 1982. Look us up "us space command"
Alan Kelly the generals (as well as the justices) have to remain neutral. The only times they clapped were for the service members being honored.
@@sloopfan3706 I'm saying tbeir faces reflected SHAME which Trump does NOT possess.
We need a patriotic general to do the right thing.
Lol
The right thing is different from person to person. and most evil things in human history were done by people that thought they were doing the right thing.
If someone doesn't think like you, they are wrong. Great job Kimmel!
Well done Jimmy, one of your best videos.
Make the toast and scramble the eggs
I think it's interesting that I heard a lot of buzz about people wanting to hear Bernie's response, but I didn't hear anyone clamoring to hear from Buttigieg.
The lie detector...lol😂😂😂
Damn,
Need Hillary and SCHIFF on the lie detector..
Hell he could do a special,3hr show.
Was this real tho?
@@ligmaballsbitch no😂 his editors are good
Fred Willard: "I'm in the field!" A true gem!
Every time that buzzer went off I howled !!! That was delicious..
Are you an adult?
@@CarlosVardi yes and as an adult he/she can laugh however he wants
@@Stormtrooper-oc4vn I just find it astonishing at what liberal grown American adults laugh at. Politics on a comedy late night talk? This seems to be comedy for stupid 12 year olds. America is truly filled with idiots.
You’re insane, they were literally facts
@@CarlosVardi like you right ...why call them liberals like you know what political ideology everyone pertains too. Stupid assumption comes feom the stupid themselves. Comedians still do fart jokes for the masses and they laugh thats the point of jokes and crazy talk
Our government is a comedy act.
dillygod p
True ! Just ask the rest of the world.
-Terri Kendall ❤️
Senator Bernie Sanders for the nomination and presidency, period.
I'm in favor of a Sanders-Castro ticket going up against Trump and Pence this November.
OK, but if he doesn't get the nom, please vote for any democrat and don't F it up like last time the Bernie people did.
Sanders/Gabbard
@@tjhamiton2316 That's a false narrative TJ ! More Bernie primary supporters voted for Hillary in the election than Hillary primary supporters voted for Obama in 2008 ! Hillary lost because she was an awful candidate......no other reason !
@@andrewbrady6154 She won by 3M votes, in any other country she would have become the president. "No other reson" smh...
LOL... Thanks for the best laugh I’ve had in weeks !!! 😂😂😂😂👍👍👍👍👍
I lost it at "Iowa will stay where it is." I haven't had such a good laugh in some time.
Thank you, Mr. President, for making sure Iowa doesn't rip loose from the continent and go wandering the oceans.
God help us all.
Sailor Barsoom me too lol
@Raoul Fleckman
Maybe they'll join up with Hawaii. It would improve the weather, and hey, maybe the first in the nation caucus could be held on the beach!
He meant that the tradition will stay in Iowa
Dumbass
@@Lukzzzzs
{passes hand over head while saying...}
WHOOSH!
Tbh that one wasn’t as funny since it was very clear what he actually meant. I think it’s more funny when he says or tweets unintelligible nonsense that he genuinely believes
"The State of the Confederacy..."
Right on the nose!
Maxime Prometheas You Democrats need to try harder if you ever wanna win again. It’s kind of embarrassing really... these low hanging political jokes.
@@personaincognita2669 I don't blame you for your name. I'd have that name, too, if I were a Trump supporter.
Poor joke
@@personaincognita2669 You Republicans voted for a low political joke.
Sure, if you're a hate filled moonbat.
Things are getting to the point in the country when you think of the dark joke, "Other than ~that~, how was the theater Mrs. Lincoln?"
a bit drafty.... and the young man behind us made an *awful* racket
@tinwoods Glad someone else was paying attention!
1Tomrider cynicism
How was the *play
Pelosi me owns me 3.50 $
Thank you Jimmy Kimmel. I was so frustrated about politics this morning and then I watched you on YT and laughed so much at the same stuff I was depressed about. Thank you!! You are so Funny!
And Europe is still laughing at America.
We use America to go "Well, its not as bad as in the states, so it's okay.".
Good luck with your EU 'democracy'
Laughing here in Canada too.
You are not alone Europe.
You are hot. That's why you have subscribers.
@shane3214 Ah. A bigot. Wimmin ain't 'lowed to speak. Hence, the MAGA hat is the new white hood. Murica
@shane3214 childish
Fred is such a legend!
Nancy, you dont know where that hand has been ...lol
🤣👍
Your show can really removes stress of some people. Me for example😂
Space force????… Will Darth Vader be in Charge of building the Death Star...on time????))))))))
A 7 to 8 ft blue lion man ,approx, with green stripes, and grey spots,covered in Blue fur head to toe, fury on the top and bottom if the hands, very handsome, five fingers but the four fingers that are not the thumb, were fused into two fingers, so three fingers on both hands, a thumb with a claw, middle and index finger fused, but you can still see separation in them, and the little and pinky finger fused in the same way. All three fingers had a strong claw. Blue mane. Stunning.
TONY MENESES They re probably working on it now. Even before Pres. Trump.
The space force actually is real (I don’t like trump either but it is)
We've reached the day and age where humanity's space revolution that started in the 1900s is seen as a joke in 2000s because of politics.. SMH 😐
@@myman8336 Let’s be honest: we believed the beginning because nothing surprises us anymore
I needed this Jimmy! A little late but I am still holding my sides. LOL
a scramble to get a seat on the early morning flight.....a scramble to get a seat on the early morning flight.....a scramble to get a seat on the early morning flight....
I can't believe this guy is still president.
Thank God
Can't believe that people have sold their soul and follow blindly what Hollywood and MSM has to say. Watch some conservative channels like the daily wire, blaze TV and also neutral shows like The Hill. Pretty sure you will have a broader view on politics.
Thats because you dont like to work. Traitor..go to venezuela and practice socialism there 💩
If political parties were removed 99.9% of his fans wouldn’t even know what to be outraged about. Some people live off of the need to debate and to be different. From a logical standpoint there’s literally nothing that catapults him over other politicians except the label of conservative President. If he was a Democrat w/ the exact same views they’d dislike him.
It's just the beginning MORON, you have 5 more years to wonder...
Thanks Jimmy for bringing laughter to our family.
When I see Fred Willard I am reminded of Fernwood Tonight/America Tonight with Martin Mull. It was one of the funniest shows ever.
Love, love, love that show.
Good tv
Does anyone know if Fred Willard as early stage Parkinson's disease?
I thought the same thing, and that was 43 years ago WTF!
I love the intro 😂😂😂😂good way to laugh in the morning 😂😂
Fred Willard aging made me sadder than i thought it would... what a legend.
Yeah, came here to say that. He was so energetic as a young comic, though, makes sense he keeps doing appearances.
They just killed his character off on the TV show, "Modern Famiky" .
Dingus Mingus If you watch him on Modern Family a couple of shows ago, you’ll see his aging! I, too, was sad and surprised!
Wow! I didn't recognize him. Google showed me he was the brilliantly funny Air Force Lt. Bob Hookstratten in This is Spinal Tap!
Old age can be unkind.....but what a great guy!
Yeah he’s getting up there in age but did you forget that he is an...ACTOR? And specifically in this scene is playing up that he is unqualified?
Jimmy you are the best. Thanks for giving us humour out of this nightmare. Many thanks buddy
a scramble to get a seat on the early morning flight...a scramble to get a seat on the early morning flight...
The Space Force a brand new very important part of the military. Did you see the faces of the Generals?? They looked like please dont mention that again!! Lol!!
Their so EMBARRASSED at that CHILD!!! LOLO!!!
🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦😂
Must be you havent looked into what the space force actually does. It actually is important
@@hardwired4873 is it to prevent movies like Independence Day ever happening ?!
TeddyT6 ummm the space force is a very real important thing.
Nancy Pelosi’s face was so funny.
She was chewing on a wasp.
More like a sour grape
Its always funny. Butbits not really cool to poke fun at peoples stroke-face. At least she got her dentures in better this time.
@@stephenhadley2490 think she needed a drink
She was thinking of the shitty district she represents.
Fred Willard is a national treasure!
Parkinson's is a lack of GABA in the brain, that is addressable with the one that crosses the blood-brain barrier, although I don't know if it is mostly A or B, give it a go, Fred.
Who's fred willard?
"Conflict of interest. He's my Grandpa." - Had me ROLLING! :0
You American's are really blessed with freedom of expression. If I spoke like this, I would have been running from police station to courts. But you all are wasting this right by being just cynical. Be more constructive.
"The Some How still the President of the United States"!, Lol, GOLD .
Because has the balls to face China!!!...demonrats would never do that because china own them !!!
@@beckhaleen8804 ok putin
@@xg3990 the russian Nooooo!!! 😭😭😭😱😱😱 the russians !!! I didnt do it was the russians...also in Iowa caucus they do it....they do it...the russiaaaaans 😱😱😱😱 !!!!
@@beckhaleen8804 my brain hurts from trying to decipher whatever it is you just think you said. I will pray for you to get well soon, love
@@xg3990 the same to you..tell pelossi that pray for me.
Also...In the next Trump goverment you can thrust that Trump is going to put one bear with rockets in his butt pointing at you and one russian soldier in every corner 😠. You can count on that...😱
Iowa is moving to Kansas City, Kansas to join the Chiefs.
Hahahahhaha they sure are ..... Trump supporters can have WYCO . Well keep the chiefs in Missouri .
K. West Thanks Obama!
Ha! Nice, it's slowly drifting as we speak.
K. West if only it wasn’t yet another lie, keep on believing him sucker😂
@@haroldmoore8385 Obama hasn't been president in 3 years what rock are you living in?
You didn't talk about pelosi ripping up his speech?
That's in another video.
Jimmy, your cast and family are hilarious especially Guillermo !
LKL - "I'm in the field.." hilarious. Don't ever let Willard go!
Been watching him on some old Hollywood Squares segment - always funny!
LOVE, LOVE, LOVE Fred Willard. 💛💛💛💛💛
It was like a bloody evangelical prayer meeting show!
Yep or a Klan meeting 🤦♀️😑
Stay pressed Hater.
Jillian Adele Democrats kkk yep and they started the clan unlike what jimmy thinks
@@Jillians1025 You mean that hate-filled bunch dressed in white?
@@faceones yeah and the republicans used to be the progressive party, ya dingus
Love you kimmel..😍😍😍
It’s almost like u missed out when pelosi ripped his speech
They didn't miss it. Can't make her look like a spoiled child
LoL all the stuff Trump has said or done and ripping paper is a thing for y’all smh the fact that y’all believe in any of this Political stuff is laughable in itself y’all really think dem or Republicans really care is laughable. They only care for themselves
You must have missed how trump lied and how stupid he actually is.
Pelosi rip trump speech because she knows he is an liar and speech filled with lies he just gave fake president address.
You idiots are so desperate to make Democrats look bad, you cling to Pelosi ripping his totally false speech. That was almost as bad as Obama's tan suit or that terrible time that he ordered his hot dog with dijon mustard.
am i the only one that doesn't find anything funny about this
Yes
People laugh while democracy dies. Hilarious I know.
Yes, you are the only one
William Feuquay yes you are😂
William Feuquay jimmy is just angry.... he knows President Trump will be re-elected. He is just angry. Just like that kid in high school who never got laid.
For those Republicans who complained about the "teleprompter president," do you ever stop to wonder why Trump was staring at one particular spot during his entire speech? No, you didn't. You're incapable of doing so.
Actually when he was reading the teleprompter was when he kept switching viewpoints near the end of his speech. In ANY speechgiving class they teach to pick a person in the audience and talk directly to them. It's extremely common.
I LOVE THIS... GOOD JOB JIMMY KIMMEL...👍👍👍👍😁😁
Every day is Opposite Day in this administration.
You're hypocrisy is hilarious.
@@PuertoRicnPatriot your level of education is hilarious. no wonder why you support trump. neither of you understand what words mean and you're brain dead.
Says the idiot that uses grade school quotes to try and make their case. Keep at it idiot. It's why I'm sure not many around you take you seriously. The stupidity has reached critical mass in you. OWN IT!!!!
@@spybird5870 just let Robert dumbman be. He's cute. He's that kid you let smell poo and eat sand, and as long as he has his helmet on, it's ok if you let him run around. He's right in his world and that's A-Otay for him.
@@PuertoRicnPatriot Notice the same snowflakes who say they fight for the respect for everyone say the nastiest $hit to people? The bullies who claim to be the victims...
Kimmels graphics department, though
Amazingly real and seamless combining of video images. Must be new technology. I have never seen anything like it. (And I don't watch special effects movies, but I mean on a regular tv show with quick turnaround.)
I hope you guys get good president in future, im sad for you guys, lololololol🤦♂️
....”but I need a favor though”
Top notch! 45 is keeping them employed.
@j t Narcissist the world has ever seen!!
Sicko-phants standing and clapping for the non-facter. Great graphics 👌👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 team. Not shaking her hand shows he can never be labelled a gentleman.
*Sycophants, non-factor
Really weakens your point when it’s fraught with spelling mistakes.
GORGEOUSGEORGE I agree that there is plausible deniability that he didn’t see her outstretched hand...bad optics nonetheless.
Aww... it's trying guys! It's sort of cute.
But ultimately sad.
Was that true about Warren?
Did You say she'd never be a lady? Or do you support a double standard?
Suemack24, the way he talks about grabbing women’s kittens, he NEVER has been!
I do love you one Jimmy Kimmel
They re-uploaded this? Anyway keep the Fred Willard bits coming. They're always hilarious 😂😂. He's still sharp with the comedic timing 👌🏽👏🏽👏🏽
What if they re-re-upload it? Then what? What happens now?
@@Iamrightyouarewrong Just wasn't sure... Plus I wonder why... Sometimes people have their theories about why it was re-uploaded which is interesting to me
Jimmy boy you're so funny!
NOW, U AND NANCY GIRL PELOSI CAN GO GET YOUR SHOESHINE BOXES!!
They wouldn't want to cut into your business Whamwhammy.
Our borders are secure, your wall blew over in a stiff breeze. They also just found the longest tunnel system ever.
Walls are for eggs.
how are the southern borders secure? 😂
IL is 75% down... facts are still facts... whether you like orange man or not
@ What's IL?
@ Hello?
Fred Willard passed away just a few months after this aired...a true legend. RIP
The way the military looked at camera with a wtf look roflmmfao
Make the toast and scramble the eggs
The best introduction any body could give and be truthful at the same time 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👍🏾
Guy: "Here he is, for the 3rd, and hopefully last time..."
Me: "Nope. Now sit your whiny ass down and enjoy the show!"
Vanessa Laurence Trump2020
This is disgraceful, I know it’s jokes, but is it really?
And you watch this for news. John Stewart is ecstatic.
it's just jokes... like the hannity show, the tucker show, and all the other jokers at fox.. hahahaha
Alexander Franke quit spreading fake news its a damn joke. He makes fun of the Iowa caucus too 😂
@@godzilla101188 But a majority of his "jokes" in general are about Trump even if he has no precedent making such claims, such as the economy being pretty good. That's not a joke that's literal fact unemployment is at a all time low, the lowest it's been in years and I personally hate Trump's ass but they're underlying "jokes" that are false information and propaganda.
Well 45 is disgraceful
YOU ARE THE BEST JIMMY KIMMEL..I LOVE YOU..👍👍👍👍👍👍
That Iowa nonsense was to let everyone know what's going to happen to the 2020 elections.
Yeppers,the only chance The Democrats have is to resort to the corrupt way..
Trump makes the toast and scrambles the eggs to feed you...
I know only the lowest common denominator watches Kimmel but... how's the impeachment going?
@Palaven 🤦♂️ so stupid.
@Palaven He is still the 45th... most likely going to be your 46th due to the clown show the Dems are running. Your best shot is a socialist. Let that sink in. I predict more short haired, single, multiple cat owning women will be pointlessly screaming into the sky again. Keep "resisting" lol.
@@PAS2010D Who's running the clown show now? 🤣
"She tried really hard to make him President." 😂🤣😜
What are you talking about she has been trying hard to get him removed as President but she lost today.
@Jacky Kuo he is spreading leftist propaganda... he can't show her ripping up the papers tells a lot
What?
He was talking about Pence
@@nightknight9415 Funny how so many have prospered under this man. Be careful, your delusion is showing! LOL
Can you see and feel the love and adoration in prance's eyes for his leeder? He's in love with him, he looks like he can't wait to get home.
Is Melania not happy? I think her face is just melted like that.
They should keep that lie detector on every public speech
Could you imagine if schiff, pelosi, and nadler were wearing one..
Imagine thinking lie detectors work
@@PAS2010D that is very true..
Little Donnie is so full of himself that he thinks if he says something, it's now the truth
@@billy909420 we have long had a saying in america about politicians being liars...the dems proved that recently. It is refreshing to have a president who tells it like it is vs pandering.
GUILLERMO FOR PRESIDENT..👍👍👍
(Was he born in the US..?)🇺🇸🖖
great job
The only space force i see is the wind blowing through the space in his head.
Imagine thinking this a funny joke😂
Good one
The exploding head was the best.
IKR
I remember when comedy was funny, and not a political ad. Sorry, when I turn on a comedian I want to taugh, not cry
I tune in to comedians for anything they want to say. I don't cry because its political all of a sudden. Grow a pair.
Comedy? This is self-flaggelating.
Rest In Peace Fred!! 💖💖😢😢😢😢
How do you make fun of a Veteran returning home after deployment? So disrespectful.
He wasn't making fun of a veteran returning home. He was calling out the way trump used it as a political ploy. It's just something else for trump to thank himself for.
Ok boomer
@@mitch103178 why can ppl not see that they are being used for Trump's ego and nothing else? I mean these emotional scenarios are so arbitrary and only serve Trump's narcissism.
Dunning Kruger they're brainwashed?
He just love human props. Damn!
First time he decided not to touch a woman,it's there 😂😂😂
I'm so glad Jimmy has given Fred Willard a gig. 😁
a scramble to get a seat on the early morning flight..a scramble to get a seat on the early morning flight....
Iowa will stay where it is -- finally a promise he's going to keep
Ttump only said that because he has no idea where Iowa is to begin with? He’d probably get it confused with Kansas if it did move
Me too🤣😂🤣😂
Name a promise Trump hasnt kept
@@THEENERGYINHALER Melania..I promise to be faithful...
@@THEENERGYINHALER Seriously...
"I do solemnly swear that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic, that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same: that I take this obligation freely, without any mental reservation or purpose of evasion, and I will well and faithfully discharge the duties of the office on which I am about to enter. So help me God."
The foreign & domestic enemies went out the window with "RUSSIA IF YOU'RE LISTENING.." And he's STILL in cahoots with Daddy Vladdy. Ukraine is an Ally & between the US & Russia fighting Ukraine. Do you get it yet?
The somehow still president of the United States 😂😂😂
Really gonna make fun of him for giving that kid a scholarship? Nice one Jimmy.
You can't be that simple to think Trump gave a scholarship to that black girl because he gives a damn ? It was a photo-op
@@xadam2dudex So if he doesn't give representation to people of color he's doesn't give a damn and if he does he still doesn't give a damn. Trump really can't please you people 😂.
@@theblueentityinfinity7293 lol ...you can't be that stupid to think this is anything but a photo-op
@@xadam2dudex I think it's stupid to assume why anyone does good deeds. It could be for political gain but it could also be because he actually believe the kid deserved. No one can read minds so who knows what his intentions are.
@@xadam2dudex what's it matter to the girl who gets to go to school now?
What a wonderful speech, lovely, solid, and just spot on!!!!
From a STABLE GENIUS
Space Force: Making people “spit take” morning coffee since it was first announced.
If nothing else, Trump is a living Golden Age of Comedy.
I'm sure we'll be thankful to him on the next alien attack.
@schwadaddy81 totally meant as tongue in cheek. I can't begin to tell you how much I loathe the entire family.
Will he be sending Don Jr and Eric to Uranus after Mars ?
What a Boomer comment. The "Space" force is used in terms of Space support to nuclear command, Command and control of space forces and satellite operations, Missile warning and space support to missile defense operations, etc. You'll thank this branch when someone shots missiles to the US and we can track and destroy them. Your comment makes you look like a total idiot lol
@@Hrithmus You're saying this comment makes him look like a total idiot and yet you say when someone "shots" missiles. We don't need another branch of military for the things you mention either. We've been doing it for years without a space force.
"The only thing that happens all year in Iowa"
The cornhole capitol of America.
and by the hands of demoncrats made them look like fools. typical
@@ChrisLee66 Even Republicans make Iowans look like fools. Cornholers. lol
@@ChrisLee66 you lose all credibility when saying demonrats
Citizens of the world are laughing at Agolf Twittler & the ignorant cult followers who voted for him. The Liar-In-Chief is a national tragedy & international embarrassment. 🤪🤢🤮😵
After 40 seconds of this Kimmel monologue I remembered why I stopped watching him on late night TV.
1:31 The this is us? Joke got me. 😂😂😂
With that intro I was expecting a WWE clip of trump.
Lmao🤣
Trump is awesome
Engorging The autopsy prove it using facts and evidence.
Chunkboi He’s rich from his impressive business skills, has a beautiful family of well-educated citizens, he’s got a hot wife, and he’s not you. Basically, he’s the epitome of what every man aspires to be: famous for good deeds.
Donald Trumpkiin I said “using facts and evidence.” Your post contained very little.
Trump was rich from the business skills of other people, including his father and competent businesspeople he hired to make money for him. His own lack of business skill bankrupted every business in which he had direct involvement. His “good deeds” little more than hollow PR stunts. His policies are deleterious to the USA, and he continues to get away with crimes. And Melania looks like she’s been embalmed.
But he isn’t me. Unlike him, I have a functioning, independent mind, a conscience, and a soul. I also made money without breaking the law.
Can we all agree that America's 2 greatest national treasures are Fred Willard & Betty White?
And they must be protected at all costs!
The intro is so damn funny.
we keep coming back for more...!!!